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= The Life of The White Fox =

= Episode 11 =

Here you go!

What is this?

Well you asked me

what is a Karaoke.

That's not what I've seen online.

It should be in a nice house

with foods

and pretty lights.

You can't trust the things you see online.

Pictures are for your reference only.

Here it is!

This is

the perfect song for you.

Ding ding ding ding ding

What does the fox say

Wa ga ga ga ga ga

Whoooo

What does the fox say

= Huangmei Opera =

= The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal =

Apparently you have the same taste as my dad.

This is called

"The Story of Pagoda Tree".

Isn't it "The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal"?

We called it

"The Story of Pagoda Tree" back then.

This tree had no idea

how to talk to a girl.

You can't call a girl sis.

If I were the fairy,

I would have uprooted it.

Focus please.

I can't be focused

with that cheesy CG.

Hello?

Kui.

Zhou Jing.

Just one second.

Hello,

Zhou Jing,

how are you?

I'm working on a real estate project lately,

wonder if you wanna come as a intern.

Me?

I do I do I do I do!

Anytime!

Alright then,

I'll show you around this afternoon.

See you at 2 at school.

OK.

Bye.

How are my eyes, puffy?

Yep.

Damn!

So that Xia Kui's coming.

She's just mediocre I heard.

No fun seeing us everyday, right?

Isn't better to have

a lovely young lady around?

Point taken.

The way she dresses seems a bit too simple though.

Just cut the crap.

Kui's not doing quite well financially.

I promissed

to find her a part-time job.

Now get back to work.

Mind your own business.

Alright, boss.

Help!

Anybody there?

Help me!

Jia Sheng Eeal Estate

is the Zhou Jing's father's company.

What?

Zhou Jiasheng is Zhou Jing's father?

Yeah,

you didn't know that?

Holy...

He's my second favorite entrepreneur

besides Jack Ma.

Look,

Mr.Zhou's not in his best condition lately

and Zhou Jing

is taking over some of the firm's projects.

So

you

have to seize the chance

OK?

You think I can do it?

Well

I mean Zhou Jing

has named you as his intern anyway.

So

even the more impossible happens

I wouldn't be surprised,

OK?

So go get him!

What the heck is this?

This is

the most trending

and attractive makeup.

And

it covers the puffyness of yours.

= Ivy Design School =

Hello.

Hi, Kui,

I'm at the school.

Where you at?

You just drove by me.

It was you?

I'm sorry,

I didn't quite recognize you.

It's OK.

My father wouldn't recognize me with this makeup.

Well

it...

it's nice.

By the way,

I had a dream of you couple days ago

Yeah?

You don't wanna know what happened in my dream?

Right,

what happened in your dream?

I don't really remember.

Good.

Nothing.

Zhou Jing,

that Kui,

you need to stay away from her.

Our project will be located around this area.

Including this square?

Yes.

And the tree?

There will be some pipeline constructions

and then the building.

I think The tree

has to go.

"The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal"?

Ladies,

would you come for a sec?

I mean,

which song should we go

for the square dance competition?

Let's go with "Tiny Apple"

"Tiny Apple".

That's so old-school, everyone can do "Tiny Apple".

Yeah.

Maybe something exotic?

I heard it from my sister in law

that Huaqingyuan

is going with the fan dance.

Fan dance?

"The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal".

How about "The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal"?

"The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal"?

That's so out of the date.

No, no, no.

Ma'am,

excuse me.

Is this

the tree from the old movie "The Heavenly Maid and the Mortal"?

Yes.

Whoa.

It's been like 50 years

more or less.

It's way too long, I'm not sure.

Thank you, Ma'am.

Grandma, I wanna go peepee!

Wanna go peepee?

Your guys take a minute off then.

Come on.

Let's go peepee!

Who are you?

It's just my makeup.

Alright,

I'm hungry, go make me some food.

Cup noodle it is then.

I googled it,

one cup noodle

contains 1430 KJ

and 17.2g fat

and only 0.4g dietary fiber.

- And lack of Mn and Zn... - English!

It's not healthy.

I'll have it!

Bai Xiao!

Come get your food!

I don't eat leftover.

This is the legendary cat's meal with fried egg.

Legendary.

Yep.

My ass.

How is it?

Good?

I knew it.

Yummy!

So you learnt it from you dad again?

I was

ten back then.

My dad disappeared

from time to time cause of those money lenders.

He worried if I had nothing to eat at home

so

he taught me how to cook

this cat's meal.

He always said

he would go nowhere

if there's cat's meal.

So I practice everyday

thinking

if I cook him this cat's meal when he's home,

he'll never leave again.

And then?

Then

he found out I can cook

so

he wandered further and longer.

But

the first thing he does everytime when he's back,

he cooks me cat's meal.

Then I'll forgive him just like that.

So I feel so happy

everytime I have cat's meal.

What?

You should

never ware makeup no more.

For real.

My blood talisman worked!

I went such a long way to catch you!

I've been hiding in the closet for a whole day,

damn fox.

I...

If you like being in the closet that much then stay in.

Let me out!

Bai Xiao,

anything wrong?

Just a rat.

Don't let it get away!

I'll get you the rat poison.

OK.

Who the heck are you?

And who the heck you are!

I...

Shut up, let's go.

Come on! Let's go!

Come on bro, speed up!

I know, OK!

Get the heck down!

Come on, we gotta get out of here!

I...

Why?

I'm done.

He's still after us?

From what I can see

we should,

should be OK.

Who are you?

And why

did you climb into my wiffy's house through the window?

You're a demon hunter?

And you don't know who I am?

We've

met before?

Yes!

Like before,

we had...

I'm a demon hunter as well.

I'm Huai An.

- So you're a hunter too! - Yep.

You're after Bai Xiao as well?

You mean the fox?

I was just passing by,

then with our hunter's, you know, vibe

I sensed this

intense demonic smell.

So I went right to that window

and then you know the rest of the story.

Then where's your demon container?

So we all have one?

You know what,

the fall just now,

I beg that's where I dropped it.

Well then you're probably not getting it back.

That damn fox

is pretty powerful.

How come the fox

stays with your wife?

Kui holds the holy pearl

thenfore she's controled by Bai Xiao.

You,

you're wearing a beanie!

A green beanie!

Are you indicating she's cheating on me?

- Are you being sarcastic? - No, no, listen.

Take it off!

- Bro, I've been wearing it for the past centuries! - Take it off!

I..

Stop it!

Man, listen!

This

got nothing to do with my beanie!

This beanie is

just fine.

It suddenly occur to me,

I was at the window and I saw you

holding a powerful blood talisman

and you freezed that fox

just like that.

Yes.

But it didn't work.

I've tried thousands of times.

But that's OK.

I'll get the fox one day

and save my wiffy Kui.

Wanna save your wify?

Yes.

I have a thought,

but I need you to work with me.

And then you can retain him with your container,

and he'll be all yours.

Deal!

See what I'm talking about?

When it comes to business...

Show me the talisman you got then.

How do I make Bai Xiao to eat this bean.

= Ghost Buster 101 =

Here's you delivery, bon appetite.

Liked us if you're good with our service.

Food?

Great food.

Thank you.

Can you take the trash out please?

And also this.

That freaking fox

is a fussy eater.

Wiffy!

What?

Bought you some flowers.

What for?

Because I love you wiffy!

Call me wiffy again

and I'll have Bai Xiao kill you right here and now!

Let's not do that.

Just go home then.

Is Bai Xiao in?

What if he's in?

I'm telling you,

you ain't never gonna get Bai Xiao.

Alright.

Well.

Make sure you put the flower in your living room.

And open the window, let air out.

That foxxy smell,

too much.

OK.

But next time,

no more flowers.

If you really wanna give me something.

Let it be money.

I don't smell it?

What?

There was a bug.

What?

Gotta close the window.

What?

You put poison in it?

You beg.

I have a guest coming tonight,

you better behave

Who?

You're inviting someone over?

And you brought the thing I hate most, flower.

Those are from Si Chen.

Zhou Jing's coming.

He found me a internship,

I have to show my gratitude.

And it's cheaper to eat at home.

What is this?

Cupcake.

How come you've never made it for me?

Well you only take meat!

Says who?

I only made two!

Not this one!

This is for Zhou Jing.

I'm starving!

One second, Zhou Jing,

let me get you the slippers.

Thank you.

Here you go.

I drove by a pet shop so I bought some of this.

I remember you had a Samoyed dog.

Right.

Thank you, Zhou Jing.

It's OK.

Come on in.

Bai Xiao!

My cupcake!

I said I was starving.

Kui,

where's your Samoyed?

Dropped dead

from over eating.

And this is?

He's

my relative.

A very distant uncle.

Uncle.

Yeah.

Hello, I'm Zhou Jing.

Zhou Jing,

why don't you go sit down

I'll be right over.

Let me help you.

No, that's OK.

Come on.

Chop chop,

my niece.

Help!

Help me!

Zhou Jing, you OK?

The kitchen range,

it might be the battery.

Zhou Jing,

Have you ever been in a fire before?

Why do you

think that?

Well you seemed

quite afraid of fire.

I've never been in a fire.

Hello?

OK.

Alright.

I'll be right there.

Kui,

I have some urgent matter to attend to, I have to go now.

You gonna skip dinner?

Yeah.

Let's do it again some other time.

Today,

I'm sorry.

I have to go, bye.

So what are we having?

We gonna order in.

Hello!

I've already got the food I ordered though.

Well I made a mistaked then,

you can have this one as well.

Bon appetite.

I didn't know it gets that competitive for delivery companies.

Not gonna answer it?

Something must be broken at her place

and she has to come over.

OK.

Hello,

Rabbit delivery.

And where's the package?

I forgot the package.

Have a nice day.

That's weird.

Hello?

Where's Bai Xiao?

He's...

taking a shower.

The water heater's down at my place,

I need to take a shower at your home.

That's a coincide,

our water heater was down too.

I thought Bai Xiao's taking a shower?

He's not using hot water.

How can you let him shower with cold water?

you know what,

I'll come fix your water heater.

Why don't you

fix yours first?

Kui,

who saved your ass from Bai Xiao?

Alright,

fine, come.

Hello,

Bunny House Keeping.

I didn't order house keeing.

Wait,

we're doing a

free try-out.

Si Chen,

what do you want?

You might think I sound like Si Chen,

but I don't know who Si Chen is.

I'm the cleaning guy from Bunny House Keeping,

No.260.

Si Chen,

If you have a death wish,

just say so.

Bai Xiao is at home,

Can you plese just cut the shit?

Then can you give

that red beanish but not really a red bean

bean back to me?

I think I saw that red bean.

I used it as the topping of the cupcake.

And Bai Xiao ate the whole thing.

Bai Xiao!

You damn fox,

got you!

Are you OK?

You ate that bean!

I've been dying

for this day

to come.

This bean,

where did you get it?

Why don't you worry about your life first?

Si Chen,

what are you doing?

Kill him!

He took over your house.

He made you cook for him.

He's been such a bully.

And I'm gonna suck away his vitality

and turn him into a normal wild fox.

Wait, hold on.

I...

What?

I...

Kui,

come on.

He's trying to kill you.

I know.

And I'm trying to save you!

I know.

- Then... - But...

What's with the hesitation?

I...

OK, I got it.

I know,

you've been under his threat for too long.

But that's OK,

I'll handle it.

You go outside and wait.

And when you come back in,

it'll be all over.

But I...

No more talking, just go.

Wait for me outside.

Go.

Si Chen,

Leave now.

I...

Bai Xiao's not gonna be taken away by Si Chen, is he?

Damn fox.

Si Chen!

Stop it!

I don't wanna turn him into a real fox.

Si Chen!

Don't do it, Si Chen.

I don't want to turn him into a regular fox.

Si Chen!

Open the door!

I'll finish you later.

Kui!

Kui,

what's with the fuss!

I can't even finish the spell.

How many times did I tell you,

don't try to indicate me anything with this beanie.

Help!

She's not the demon,

put your hand down.

You got the wrong one.

You a idiot?

He's the demon!

Who the heck is this pile of meat!

He said he's a demon hunter!

Dickhead!

You can't even tell the difference of a demon and a demon hunter!

Get retired!

I...

Can you two just shut it?

And did you just call me fat?

Didn't you say

you're after Bai Xiao?

Now that he can't move,

why are you here choking us?

I didn't say I'm after Bai Xiao!

I just want to paralyze him and then go for the bead.

Si Chen,

not only did you welcome the demon into our house,

you druged the fox?

I did it to save you!

If you didn't try to pull my leg,

I would have captured him already!

Please don't tell me you're having Stockholm syndrome

and falling for him!

I...

I didn't...

I'm not into him!

You blush says otherwise!

Someone's choking my neck right now!

That's the lack of oxygen!

You're having the blush too.

Would you two just shut it?

Can you just show me a bit of respect?

I'm talking to my wiffy right now!

You shut it!

Move!

Kui!

Bai Xiao's still in here.

Bao Xiao, you OK?

What kind of demon is he?

He's a tree.

The bean that he made me eat was Youai.

Youai beans?

And how do we detoxify it?

To detoxify it he has to...

Shut up!

I'll rather stay paralyzed for the rest of my life.

How to detoxify it?

Don't you look at me.

It's my job to detain you.

And you're destined to be caught.

Bai Xiao,

it's my turn to finish him.

Don't do that, I can't breathe!

Stop it!

I'm here to solve your problem.

Repairman's here fast.

Don't!

Fatty,

don't you dare mess up my hair!

Fatty?

Who you calling a fatty?

You hair?

What about you hair?

Give me the bead!

Bai Xiao, please come save me!

You're a thousand-year-old flower demon for god's sake,

just hand over the pearl!

I lived for a millenium and no one had ever called me old.

What did you just say?

I beg you pardon?

Huh?

Seriously.

Bai Xiao, I'm so scared.

He ate the Youai bean.

He can't move right now.

Youai bean?

I can help you with that!

Get lost!

Don't you get any closer!

Si Chen!

Si Chen.

You OK, Si Chen?

How the hell can we detoxify that bean?

You have to suck it out.

No!

No!

Kui!

Kui!