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= The Life of the White Fox =

= Episode 9 =

Sir.

What are you going to do?

What am I going to do?

I'll kill you.

Then the spirit bead will be mine.

I'm having a dream.

How can you kill me?

You're too naive.

I can eliminate your consciousness in the dream.

Without it,

there is no difference

from being dead.

Bai Xiao.

Don't come over.

You can go into others' dreams with dream grass.

But you can't use any black arts in them.

You have to wake up Kui immediately.

A thousand years ago,

I dealt with dream eaters.

I got it.

They can come and go freely in dreams.

Please be careful.

Bai Xiao! Help!

You're in your dream.

Even though the fox was way shrewder,

he could never come in.

Don't cry, please.

Kui, stop crying.

Don't cry, please.

This is her childhood memory.

Kui, be good.

Don't cry, please.

Kui, stop crying, please.

Five plus three equals eight.

Correct! How smart you are, Kui!

Next one.

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen.

Great! It's sixteen.

Write "sixteen" here.

Here?

What a smart girl!

OK, let's look at next one.

Look at this one.

Kui?

Kui!

Sorry.

I'll buy a genuine antique next time.

You've said it hundreds of times.

Kui, happy birthday!

It's secondhand,

but,

it works well with calling and texting.

You can also play games on it.

Look.

Gluttonous Snake.

You've been wanting a cell phone on which you can play games.

Keep it.

Moon prism power!

Transfiguration!

My childhood dream has come true!

What the heck?

It's Sailor Moon.

In my dreams,

I can be anyone I want to be.

You can't kill me. Admit it!

I will destroy you in the name of moon.

Really?

Kui.

Are you OK?

What's happening?

Allow me.

You're in a dream.

Your magic arts won't work here.

Are you OK?

I...

I couldn't be better.

Change my clothes back to normal.

How weird I look!

You're such a killjoy!

Kui.

Wake up!

I want to.

But I can't no matter how hard I pinch myself.

Hypnosis will end soon.

Bai Xiao is here.

If she wakes up,

I'll face long odds in winning the fight.

Kui.

Wake up, Kui!

Kui, how is Bai Xiao?

That was cool!

Hello.

Boss.

Have you finished programming?

I'm still working overtime.

You haven't finished it yet?

You idiot.

You've spent so much time fixing one bug.

If you can't finish it by tomorrow morning,

I'll fire you!

= Dream Voyagers =

What... What...

What's happening?

We're waking up.

Fire!

Too slow!

Boss, I didn't mean it.

I'm almost done with it.

Don't make any noise

when you're at work.

Boss, please give me another chance.

Don't fire at me, please. Don't.

Don't fire at me, please.

Moon prism power!

Transfiguration!

Transfiguration!

You're not in your own dream.

You can't do it.

The dream eater took us to another person's dream.

In their dream,

can he kill me?

He can't control the dreams,

but he can go in and out freely.

He can trap us in the dreams.

And attack us with nightmares.

So...

So what should we do now?

The only way is to wake up the person who is dreaming.

That's how we can get out.

There are so many people.

How can we know who is dreaming?

What are you talking about?

We are talking about you.

Watch out! Run!

Fire!

Thank you for saving me just now.

No problem.

We didn't plan to come here.

You...

How could you fall down from the sky?

Because you are having a dream.

And we are in it.

I'm not dreaming.

This is my real life.

There will be no such a cruel boss in reality!

You should wake up.

Bosses are like this.

Push us to work overtime every day.

If we are inefficient...

- They will... - Shh.

... fire us.

Bai Xiao.

Should we push him down from the building?

It's the easiest way to wake up.

No way.

This is his nightmare.

We can't wake him up in any easier way.

What should we do?

The only way is to eliminate his nightmare,

which is rooted in his fears.

You are saying...

If we can beat his boss,

he will wake up.

Exactly.

Hurry up!

Fire!

Hurry up! Imagine you are Superman or Batman.

- Anything will work. Fire at your boss. - Hurry up!

I can't. I've got mortgage to pay.

How can I fire at my boss?

What are you doing?

Hurry up, go!

Go!

Kui.

Wake up, Kui.

Kui, how is Bai Xiao?

Bai Xiao!

Hurry up!

Go!

You are pretty awesome.

You can even write a program to open locks.

Am I?

Yes.

If it were not for you,

we would be dead.

No one has ever said that to me.

My wife is always moaning I can't get promoted.

My boss is always saying I'm an idiot.

Can you write a program of fighting?

Like... Something like Street Fighter.

= The Latest Programs =

Open the door.

Write it!

Hurry up!

Do it faster!

Holly crap!

Why a female warrior?

Geeks make female fighters.

If she can fight, fine.

Fighting!

Fight!

= Round 1 =

= Ready? =

= Go! =

= Street Fighter =

= Street Fighter =

= Street Fighter =

I don't think it's gonna work.

= Street Fighter =

= Street Fighter =

= K.O. =

Are you OK?

I can't beat him. He's way too powerful.

You can.

Be more confident.

There is no program about confidence.

You can write one.

I was scolded by my mom since I was small.

Now my wife blames everything on me.

My boss rebukes me at work.

I've never known what confidence means.

You can have

my confidence for now.

Are you confident?

Of course.

He is the most incredible fox demon

in the demon world.

Look at the dream eater.

He's hiding behind your boss cause he's too scared.

Trust me.

All right.

It's done.

Go ahead.

Come on!

= Round 2 =

= Ready? =

= Go! =

= Street Fighter =

= K.O. =

= Street Fighter =

= Winner is Chang =

= Street Fighter =

Thank you for your program of confidence.

I have beaten my supervisor.

I know nothing about programming.

I tricked you just now.

The true confidence comes from you.

See?

I've told you that you're pretty awesome.

= Dream Voyagers =

= Fight for the examination =

= Count down on the college entrance exam =

Again?

We're waking up.

What is this dream?

I'm hungry.

You feel hungry in your dream?

The smell of meat.

= Specialties: trigonometric equation, Cauchy inequality =

= Staples: the gravitational constant, Menelaus's theorem =

Sir.

I'll have the set meal of physics.

OK.

A portion of flavored dynamic formulas.

A portion of fried Hooke's law.

We have the gravitational constant for staple food today.

How many grams?

200 grams.

A bottle of Activation Force for beverage.

It can relieve your fatigue

and boost your immunity.

Are you having a dream?

What dream?

Bai Xiao.

Seems that

we dropped into a high school student's dream.

His nightmare looks like the college entrance exam.

The college entrance exam?

What is it?

It's an exam

that is very competitive,

very stressful,

but you have to go through it

and

it is even life-determining.

So you are talking about

imperial examinations?

Smart boy.

You are not a human.

You've never been tortured by exams.

I was in the exam to become a scholar.

For a few years I didn't have anything to do.

So I participated in the metropolitan examination.

And?

"My horse runs faster

when my lucky time comes in spring."

"I got to see

all the flowers in Chang'an City."

Forget it.

You won't understand.

The nightmare is tricky.

We can't let him fail the examination.

Forget it.

I'd say

we should take him out

to try to release his pressure.

Don't interrupt me.

The college entrance exam is coming.

I have to absorb

my meal completely.

Work hard, play harder.

If you are always stressed out like this,

you'll suffer from memory loss.

So...

Let's go to a movie, OK?

No.

How about Disney Land?

No.

An anime expo?

You'll see girls wearing maid outfits.

I can never walk out of this classroom

if I don't finish the exercises.

Why?

Try opening the door and see what will happen.

Bai Xiao.

We are trapped again.

There is a basketball game today.

Don't you

want to watch it?

The door opens.

Come out!

You've forgotten about your goal?

You've forgotten about your parents' expectations?

No.

Go inside and work harder.

- But... - You should be a successful man like me.

Kobe is going to retire.

This is his last game.

How about we have a match?

If you can beat me,

I'll let you go watch the game.

There is no way

I can beat you.

Game on.

Who cares?

Don't worry.

I'm a college student.

The fox demon over there

was an ancient scholar before.

There will be no problem.

= Quiz Game =

We've got 10 questions here.

The one who gets more correct answers will win.

Question No. 1:

If you went back to B.C. 218,

how should you dress yourself

so that others wouldn't see you as a weirdo?

A. Robes with crossed curving fronts

B. Long gowns with round collars and narrow sleeves

C. Robes with closed collars and front openings

D. Jade suits

I'm sorry.

I'm a science student.

The answer is A.

The answer is A.

Correct. Ten points.

The year of B.C. 218

was during Han Dynasty.

Long gowns with round collars and narrow sleeves were Tang suits.

Robes with closed collars and front openings were for Song Dynasty.

Jade suits

originated in Han Dynasty,

but...

they were for dead people.

Bastard!

Why didn't you tell us earlier?

You never said I could answer the questions.

Question No. 2:

A chemistry teacher goes to get experimental instruments.

But a few minutes later,

the teacher gets poisoned by something unwarily.

Which of the following chemicals

might poison the teacher?

A. hydrogen chloride

B. sulfureted hydrogen

C. carbonic oxide

D. sulfur dioxide

It beats me.

Sorry.

In high school,

what I sucked at the most...

was chemistry.

The answer is C.

= A. hydrogen chloride B. sulfureted hydrogen = = C. carbonic oxide D. sulfur dioxide =

Correct. Ten points.

The teacher gets poisoned by something unwarily.

Carbonic oxide is colorless and odorless.

Miss.

Are you really a college student?

Yes!

I'm in the department of architecture.

Look.

If she can go to college,

you can for sure.

Please.

The next one has to be

about ancient Chinese prose.

Scholar Bai,

are you good at it?

In your dream,

you can make changes whenever you want.

Maybe he can make changes, too.

Don't do the calculation.

Think fast.

What are you good at?

I'm good at nothing.

Then what do you like?

Kobe.

You want to watch his last game, right?

Think about Kobe.

Kobe?

= Thank you, Kobe. =

# When I got my first pair, #

# I stepped outside. #

# And I was like: Mamma, #

# This air bubble right here, it's gonna make me fly! #

# I hit that court and when I jumped, #

# I jumped... #

Question No. 3:

What jersey numbers has Kobe ever worn?

He wore No. 33 in high school.

From 1996 to 2006, he wore No. 8.

From 2006 to now, he has been wearing No. 24.

In the Olympic Games,

he wore No. 10.

Correct! Ten points!

What kind of questions was it?

Question No. 4:

What is Kobe Bryant's single-game achievement record?

A. 61

B. 73

- C. 81 - The answer is C, 81.

Correct! Ten points.

Question No. 5:

Which one is Kobe's classic quote?

A. No one has ever seen the appearance of Los Angeles at 4 am.

I have.

- B. - The answer is A.

Correct! Ten points.

Question No. 10:

How many MVPs has Kobe ever won?

And in which years?

Two times.

One in 2009, the other in 2010.

Correct! Ten points.

We won! We won!

You lost.

Actually,

I don't want to be like you at all.

What I want to be is...

... a sports reporter.

= Dream Voyagers =

= Dream Voyagers =

Thank you both.

Be happy when watching the game.

And work hard on the exam.

Am I waking up?

= Basketball Game =

Why haven't they come out of the dream?

We're back!

Is it your dream?

Do you throw in the sponge?

Yes, definitely.

I'm nobody, just a fox demon.

Great Immortal, please don't kill me.

Master, you're omnipotent.

I'll never dare to do any tricks before you.

Please, let me go.

Yes, please let us go.

Please let us go.

Now you know I'm formidable?

Too late.

Today,

I'll subdue both of you.

What an exciting dream Si Chen is having!

Master, please, don't kill us!

Honey,

I'm thirsty.

OK. Coming!

Honey,

what do you wanna drink?

Why do you forget again?

I'll have black tea.

OK.

Remember to put milk and sugar in.

OK. I'll bring it here soon.

To be honest, the dream is pretty exciting.

Who's got the gut to attack me?

What day dream are you having?

Si Chen, I'll never give you a break!

It had been an awesome dream.

How come it became so horrible suddenly?

Gosh, I was scared to death.

Why are you so close to me?

I can't get up if you hold me like this.

Whose dream is this?

I think

this time

it is definitely

a sweet dream.

Honey.

You've really got a mistress.

Stop!

Help!

You shameless fox demon bitch!

- Stop! - I'm not a fox demon!

He is!

Shameless?

- Ma'am! - Stop!

Let me explain.

Aren't you a fox demon bitch?

Let me explain, please!