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Ooh, yeah.
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So yesterday,
I'm at this garage sale,
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I look down, and there it was...
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the Darth Vader action figure
with the incredibly rare
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green...lightsaber.
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How have I not
kicked your ass yet?
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- Fore!
- Whoa!
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- Watch out!
- Parking lot!
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oh, it was just a Pinto.
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Fez,
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this is putt-putt.
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Your choices are putt...
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or putt.
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Hey,
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what the hell?
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Oh, Forman.
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I should have known
it was you guys.
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Most people that come here
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can't hit the ball that hard on account
of they're in kindergarten.
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Mitch,
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Congratulations. This seems like the
perfect job for someone your size,
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what with the free lodging
and the little castle on hole 6.
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Yeah, there's just enough room
in there for me and your mom.
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Ooh!
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Yeah, the sweetest burns
involve doing it with your mom.
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Look, just quit hitting the ball that hard,
or you guys are outta here.
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What are you... no.
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God, I hate that guy.
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Tear him a new hole-in-one.
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Wow, Forman, I haven't seen you this pissed since
I chased you around your house with that
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spider in a jar.
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You were like,
"Hyde, I swear to god!"
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Then you never did anything.
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Yeah?
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I'm about to do something.
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No, can't do that.
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Mitch, I'm so sorry.
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What?
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I've lost the ability to process language
on account of I have a concussion!
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Here's more bad news...
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when you return to the course,
you're gonna find that some punk
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drew boobs and a butt crack
on the clown statue.
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And don't try to wash it off
'cause I used permanent marker.
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Forman, why are we
always fighting?
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I can't even remember
how we got this way.
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I think a chick said
that to me once.
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No,
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that was me.
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Don't you think
that we should be friends?
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Okay, well, you.. you're obviously
having some kind of
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reaction to your medications.
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We're just gonna go.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow!
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You know, Mitch,
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if you ever want to come hang out
in the basement, you know...
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really?
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Thanks!
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I'd smile, but the left side of my face
is kind of paralyzed.
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Forman,
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why'd you invite him over?
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You were almost out of there,
and you turned back around.
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Yeah, Forman, there's only two times
in life that you turn back around...
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basketball and runway modeling.
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No, and square dancing.
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It's called a do-si-do.
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Look...
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Mitch knows I didn't mean it.
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Hey, Eric.
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I can't believe you got a hold of the
Darth Vader with the green lightsaber.
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What?
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No, no, it's..
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what a geek.
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Wow,
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I love this place.
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It's not just dinner.
It's a thrill ride,
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'cause there's a small chance
you're gettin' knifed.
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I don't know, Bob. I've tried to avoid
Asians with weapons ever since
7,000 of them tried to kill me.
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Well...
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it's thanks to the work of brave
men like you that
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America's enemies are working
here for minimum wage.
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Mom, would you please stop
playing with his hair?
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You don't know where it's been.
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I think a good dinner time policy might be
everybody feeds and grooms themselves.
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Oh, oh.
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And speaking of grooming,
Pamela,
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I noticed that your skirt was torn
all the way up to your thigh.
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No, I actually bought it this way. See,
most skirts are only slit up to the knee,
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but I think people want to
see more than that.
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Hear, hear.
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Here... comes the waiter.
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I'm glad you're all here to help me
celebrate this very special time
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with this very special lady.
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Oh, Bob, it means a lot to me
that you realize how special I am.
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I do.
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That's why I want to ask you
to move in with me.
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- Oh, my god.
- What?
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Gosh, Bob, that's really sweet,
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and I'd really love to,
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but I'm seeing someone else.
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Sorry.
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But you'll still come visit, right?
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What are you doing?
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I'm not touching you.
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Stop it !
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But I'm not touching you.
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Well, stop not touching me.
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Okay.
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wa it better when
I wasn't touching you?
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Yeah.
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They look happy.
Why don't we have a game?
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Would you stop asking me
"why don't we have stuff" ?
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"why don't we have a song?"
"Why don't we have a movie?"
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We're men.
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I thought we were sensitive men.
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We're not.
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One of us is.
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Shut up!
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And it's not you.
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Well, Mitch, I'll tell you what.
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It's been really fun having you over,
but it's almost sundown and, uh,
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we celebrate the sabbath, so...
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unless you have your.. your, uh...
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your little beanie,
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then I guess we're gonna have
to say adios or shalom,
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as we say.
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You guys are jewish?!
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I'm jewish!
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Oh, wow, you are gorgeous.
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Are you kidding me?
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No, no, no, no,
I'm the pretty one. Me.
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You're the hottest
redhead since batgirl.
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And you're not just gorgeous.
I mean, you radiate intelligence
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deep thought, a real
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sense of self.
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Eric,
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I like your new friend.
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She's gotta be with you, huh?
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Oh, I can't say I haven't tried,
my little friend,
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but she's with Eric...
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for now.
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Really?
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Well, what's wrong with her? Is she,
like, an alcoholic or a drug addict?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she's addicted.
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She needs a daily dose of this guy.
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I just think it's pretty suspicious
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that after we left
the japanese restaurant
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our japanese carbroke down.
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Hey, buddy.
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Whoa, Eric, you didn't tell me
you had an older sister.
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Oh,
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please, if you're gonna go with fake charm,
let's keep it in the realm of reality, okay?
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Oh, you shut your porky mouth.
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I have the skin of a 25-year-old...
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who smokes.
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You know, Mr. Forman,
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I learned a little about cars from my
uncle who used to fix tanks in Vietnam.
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Now that's hero's work...
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fixing machines that kill people
you don't agree with.
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My only regret is that I haven't had
a chance to fight for my country.
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Really?
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Eric's only regret is that
he doesn't live in space.
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That's not my only regret.
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It's just one of them.
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Excellent fruity bebbles.
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You know, at the police academy
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they'll only give me corn flakes, 'cause they say
the sugar gets me too hopped upto carry a weapon.
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I guess what they weren't counting on
was me taking my weapon home for the weekend.
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poor dad.
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He's so upset.
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This morning during "the price is right" he
didn't even yodel along during "cliff hanger".
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Donna,
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we wanted them apart
and now they are.
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Look, some things just don't
belong together, like
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my mom and your dad or
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Michael and a gun.
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No, seriously,
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how could they give me a gun?
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You don't even sound
like you feel bad.
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Donna, this whole thing is
your dad's fault.
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Oh, come on, donna. Who asked
the woman to move in with him after
knowing her for such a short time?
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I'll tell you who
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The same guy who let you move in here after your
parents took off and you had no place else to go...
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my dad.
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I mean, you know
your mom is wrong
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and that she hurt my dad
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who's never been anything
but nice to you.
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How can you defend her?
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I picked the pretty one.
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Hey, dad.
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How you doin'?
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How do you think I'm doing?
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Pam ripped out my heart
and stomped on it
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in shoes I paid for.
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Well, do you want to go down
to the pet store and look at puppies?
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You could sing
"how much is that doggie in the window?"
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And I'll do the
"Arf! Arf!" part.
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Nah,
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I'm gonna watch "Love Boat."
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I think the big guy in the shorts is finally
gonna nail the girl with the clipboard.
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Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
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I'm sorry. That's the sugar.
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Okay, Kelso,
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truth or dare?
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Uh... truth.
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have you ever snuck into my bathroom
while I was showering?
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I mean, dare.
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You have snuck in there.
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I was there, and I saw you.
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I mean, dare.
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Okay,
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Steven, truth or dare?
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The truth will be whether
or not you love me,
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and the dare will be
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telling me that you love me.
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Okay.
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pass.
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Okay, Mitch, truth or dare?
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Um, I pick dare, Mitch.
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Okay, Mitch,
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I dare you to kiss Donna.
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Mitch.
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Naughty Mitch.
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Mitch, you goofball, that's not how it works.
You have to be like,
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"I dare you to kiss me."
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Okay.
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What the hell?!
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He did it!
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Look at him go.
He's like a hummingbird.
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I can't believe Mitch
would do that.
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He just flew at you like one of
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the little monkeys from
"The Wizard of Oz."
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I was scared.
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Much like you are when you watch
"The Wizard of Oz".
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Okay, look,
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I don't want Mitch hanging
out here anymore.
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He was just fooling around.
He didn't mean anything by it.
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It's like Fez. He's all over me all the time,
but it doesn't mean he's after me.
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Oh. Yes, it does.
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From now on,
I'll try to be clearer.
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Oh, mom, there you are.
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How could you do that to Bob?
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Now, honey, Bob'll be fine.
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No, he won't.
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Mom, bob is a wonderful guy
with a huge heart
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who only worries about what
he could do for other people.
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And, yeah, okay,
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maybe he has an afro.
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But sometimes
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goodness and afros
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go together.
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But, Jackie,
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the other guy that I'm seeing
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is a Lincoln dealer.
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Oh, my god, mom, really?!
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Wow, we could be driving matching pink..
no, no. Mom, no.
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No.
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Okay, look, I know..
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I know that Bob might not be the
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the smoothest or the classiest
guy you've ever dated, but
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I've learned that doesn't
mean he's a bad person.
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Oh, I knew I shouldn't have
sent you to public school.
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Mom, if you keep thinking this way, you'll
always be running from one place to another
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looking for something better instead of
just being happy with what you have.
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You know what? I guess you have
a lot of thinking to do.
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You're right.
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More tequila, Hirohito.
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I said
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thinking.
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Hello?
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Is anyone here?
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Hyde?
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Well, I guess it's time for me and
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24 of my collectible action figure friends
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It was a dark time for the Force.
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After the...
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Formanian wars,
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young Luke Skywalker had to face
his most formidable enemy yet..
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Darth Vader
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with a rare and deadlier
green lightsaber.
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what?
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No.
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Mitch!
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Mitch, these omelets are amazing.
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00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,480
Well, you know, an omelet's only as
beautiful as the person who eats it. So,
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I'd have to say that this omelet
has the prettiest red hair I've ever seen.
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Thief!
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He's a thief!
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You stole my Vader action figure.
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Oh, you too ?
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I thought Eric was the only one
weird enough to play with a doll.
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Action figure.
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00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,080
You know, it's bad enough you stole
a kiss from my girlfriend, but this..
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00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,560
this has gone too far.
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00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,680
Oh, so my honor is less
important than a doll?
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Action figure!
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Now give it back!
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Hold on just a second.
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00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,200
Now, Mitch,
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00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,200
did you or did you not
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put onions in my omelet?
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'Cause I asked for 'em,
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but I didn't see you
put 'em in there.
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Eric,
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I didn't take your action figure.
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- Dolls !
- Action Figure !
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00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,320
I wouldn't do that,
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especially not to a friend.
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00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,400
What?
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00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,120
We're not friends, man.
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We never were.
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00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,160
I only invited you over here
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'cause I felt bad for you, but
I don't like you. And guess what.
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00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,520
Neither does anyone else.
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00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:07,480
Fine.
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00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,320
I won't bother you guys anymore.
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00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,920
Somebody needs to flip that
in about three minutes!
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00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,360
Well, that was brutal.
320
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,560
I feel bad for the little guy.
321
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,600
I just wanna put him up on my shoulders
and buy him a balloon.
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00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:36,880
Eric,
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00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,320
how could you?
324
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,640
Mitch had a lot of good qualities,
325
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,800
like, for example,
he worshiped me.
326
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,520
I mean, at one point, I thought he was
gonna light a fire and dance around me.
327
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,640
Yeah, well, you know what?
I was right, okay?
328
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,520
He's a thief.
329
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,200
Eric, were you playing in the bathtub
with your little doll?
330
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,360
Action figure!
331
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,680
Oh, no.
332
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,520
In the tub, Forman?
333
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,920
It is getting really hard
to be your friend.
334
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:16,760
Okay,
335
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,760
I'd like to thank everyone
for coming back here with me.
336
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,760
True, it is the place of my
337
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,040
greatest humiliation.
338
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,000
But the fish is good,
the sake's strong, and
339
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,400
these Japanese people are
funny to watch.
340
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,800
That's the spirit, dad..
341
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,960
the slightly offensive spirit.
342
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,080
Well, you know, I think you're lucky
to be rid of Pam with
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00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,520
her halter tops
and her tight skirts.
344
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,760
You know, I've never even
seen a panty line on her.
345
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,440
You know what that means.
346
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,160
Plus, you're too nice for
my mom anyway.
347
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,120
You know,
348
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,560
someday you're gonna make a slightly
less attractive woman very happy.
349
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,360
Hello, Bob.
350
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,400
No, it's not a beautiful dream,
351
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,400
it's really me.
352
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,280
I've been doing some
thinking, Bob, and I
353
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,560
realized that my priorities
are a little mixed up.
354
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,000
I told her that!
355
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,160
That was me!
I saved the day!
356
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,840
It doesn't matter how it happened. The
important thing is she's back in our lives.
357
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,600
Anyway, Bob, I realize that
you're the man for me.
358
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,800
I'm sorry, Pam.
359
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:27,880
It's too late.
360
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,920
I'm completely over you..
361
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,840
o-v-e-r, over.
362
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,200
And I want to move in with you.
363
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,480
Here's your key.
364
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:39,720
Dad?
365
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,560
Are you sure this is a good idea?
366
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,520
She makes me happy, kitten.
367
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,920
Ugh, fine.
368
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,200
But I don't want to see, like, any of
her pantie slaying around the house.
369
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,960
Oh, don't worry. You won'T.
370
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,320
Hey, Mitch.
371
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,480
Look, I wanted to apologize.
372
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,560
I thought you stole my Vader,
but it turns out I left it in the b..
373
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,520
Hyde stole it.
374
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,880
Yeah, I guess I was out of line, too.
I shouldn't have
375
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,760
jumped on your girlfriend...
376
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,360
in front of you.
377
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,040
It's just, you have
378
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,640
such a great life.
379
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,800
And if I never see you or
your friends ever again,
380
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,480
I'm always gonna treasure that
time that I spent with Donna.
381
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,720
Okay, well...
382
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,880
then I'll just say good-bye.
383
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,800
so lonely.
384
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,360
Hey, Mitch, uh...
385
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,640
you know, if you ever
want to hang out,
386
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,440
you know, you're always...
387
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,640
you know.
388
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,240
Great. Thanks.
389
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,080
Oh, are we gonna do this now?
390
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,080
Yeah, buddy, let's do it!
391
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,040
Okay.
392
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:13,680
Right.
393
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,360
Hey,
394
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,960
so do you think I might
have a shot with Donna?
395
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,440
Mitch, she's my fianc�e.
396
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,880
So that's a maybe!
397
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,560
Oh, Pamela, hi.
398
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,040
I just, um,
399
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,960
came here
to get my scarf.
400
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,600
Oh, phew, here it is.
401
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,640
You lost our scarf
402
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,120
I must to make you nervous.
We take a drink ?
403
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:43,360
Oh, oh, well,
it's a little early, but..
404
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,720
oh, it's probably
5:00 somewhere.
405
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,040
Two saigon slammers,
hold the fruit.
406
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,760
First round's on me.
407
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,720
That's okay.
408
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,960
I have a tab.
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