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I got into my dream school.

I really like you, Mordecai, and what we have is special.

But I may never get this opportunity again.

I'm sorry, but I can't be your girlfriend.

I can't be your girlfriend.

Girlfriend...

girlfriend... girlfriend...

Man, laundry takes forever!

You know, this would be faster if you helped out.

Nah, man. You got this.

Besides, all you got left is one sweater.

One... pink... sweater.

Oh, no.

Don't do anything you're gonna regret.

Don't do it!

Dude, no!

What do you think you're doing?!

Margaret's...

sweater... she left it here for me to find.

I have to give it back to her.

No, you don't!

She probably has a ton of these things.

Chicks love hoarding clothes.

It's a fact.

Besides, it's not even cold out.

Yeah, but what if it's her favorite sweater?

Come on.

If she really liked it, she wouldn't have left it.

No, dude.

I got to give it back to her.

I don't know.

I don't think that's such a good idea.

I'll just mail it.

Uh, I guess mailing it's okay.

Yeah.

It's gonna be fine.

"Dear Margaret."

Hmm. Hmm-hmm.

No.

Hmm. Oh!

"I found your sweater, and it still smells like you,

even though I washed it."

Aah, weird. Weird!

This isn't working.

It'll be easier if I just give it to her myself.

Dude, you want to go see her?!

You just got over her!

If you see her now, you'll just be "Depressed Mordecai" again.

That guy's lame!

That guy's the worst!

Hey, I'm just giving her back the sweater.

It's a bad idea, dude.

I'm fine.

Fine?

You can't even write her a stupid letter...

How is seeing her going to be better?

Whatever, man!

I'm just not good at writing letters!

Don't worry about it.

What are you doing?

Dude?!

Wait!

Hmm-hmm!

I can't believe you did that.

I would have mailed it.

Sure, you would have.

If I can't read it, I can't send it.

Come on! That's perfectly clear!

Aw, man!

Hey, where you going?

I'm just going to readdress this at the Post Office.

Wait... so, you're gonna take this to the Post Office...

yourself?

- Mm-hmm. - For real?

Yeah. Yeah. Y-yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Hey, Muscle Man. Can I borrow your car?

I got something I got to take care of.

Geez.

At this rate, you might as well buy it.

You keep borrowing it so much.

Lt'll be real quick.

Come on!

Fine.

But make sure you take your laundry

out of it this time, bro.

Unlike some people, I like keeping my things nice.

Thanks.

- What are you doing? - What?

I just thought you'd like some company to the Post Office.

It can get pretty boring, you know... at the Post Office.

Uh, yeah. Yep.

Dude, you just passed it!

I'm looking for parking.

We're going to her college, aren't we?

Yes.

You're gonna drive 20 hours to give Margaret a sweater?!

She probably doesn't even know it's missing!

Look, it's her sweater!

She should have it back!

The sweater doesn't even matter.

You're just making excuses.

What? No.

Oh, yeah?

Then I guess it doesn't matter if I do this.

Why would you do that?!

What's your problem, man?!

I'm not the one with the problem!

That sweater is messing with your head!

What are you talking about?

Just forget it!

That sweater is gone, and it's never coming back.

You boys should really be more careful.

I've seen too many good clothes lost to this highway,

and this is one quality sweater.

It's at least 50% cashmere.

Plus, it smells really good.

I'm glad I got ahold of it before it was too late.

Here you go, sir.

Take good care of this beauty.

Aah!

Dude, I have to give the sweater to her now.

This is a sign!

This is dumb!

You can't drive 20 hours straight by yourself.

Well, I'm going to, because it's fate.

Whoa! Dude! Dude, the road!

Wuh? Aah!

Dude, what the heck?!

Have you been driving all night?!

You look awful!

It's fine. It's fine.

I just got to get the sweater to Margaret.

Almost there.

Fine? Fine?!

Not fine!

Not fine! Not fine!

You've been driving all this time, your eyes...

they must be blind!

Cut it out.

Not fine! Not fine!

How can you say you're fine?

Thinking 'bout this sweater.

Got to pull yourself together!

This plan will only hurt.

You can never make it work!

Rigby! Quit it!

Not fine! Not fine!

You're anything but fine!

Ditch that stupid sweater!

You should be moving on!

The past is in the past!

You and Margaret said, "So long!"

I said cut it out!

Why are you so against me giving Margaret her sweater back?!

'Cause it's not about the sweater,

and you know it!

You got to forget about Margaret.

Dude, Margaret's important to me.

I can't just forget her.

Okay, okay.

You don't have to forget her.

But you have to get over her, for real!

Staying like this is messed up,

and it's messing you up!

I want my friend back!

Well, if you were a real friend, you'd understand.

I am your friend.

You'd realize that if you weren't such a sad-sack chump!

That's it.

Aw, man!

Stupid Rigby.

Why can't he just back me up?

I'm just trying to give her her sweater back.

Right?

Of course.

Of course you are, Mordecai.

Huh?

You're just trying to do the right thing.

I understand completely.

I knew you would.

But why can't Rigby?

I know he means well.

Maybe I shouldn't have kicked him out.

I should go back and get him.

If you talk to him, he'll understand.

Now, now.

There's no need for that.

The sweater is the only thing that matters!

Forget Rigby.

Forget Rigby?

He'll never understand.

He'll only get in the way.

But...

the sooner you give Margaret the sweater,

the sooner she'll quit school and be with you.

The two of you will be happy forever.

That's not true!

Margaret worked really hard to get into school.

She wouldn't just quit.

Fool!

What are you doing?!

What needs to be done!

She has to have her sweater back, Mordecai!

Aah!

Get off of me!

Aah!

You can't make me do this!

Return the sweater!

You can't fight it!

Just think how happy she'll be, how happy you'll be!

Aah! No!

Rigby was right!

I shouldn't be doing this!

I need to get over Margaret!

Yeah!

Vegans need to eat, too!

Huh?

Aah!

Uh, so, I guess Williams Hall would be over here?

Aah!

What the...

Whoo!

Hope you came to college so you can learn how to drive!

Whoo!

Yeah, are you guys excited for that guest speaker tomorrow?

Margaret?

- Oh, definitely. - For sure.

Yeah, it's just so cool that we get to access that

kind of experience here, you know?

Yeah.

You won't find that everywhere.

I wrote down some questions to ask after the lecture.

Yeah, we'll see...

if you don't chicken out this time.

Oh, come on.

One time, that happened.

So, you guys want to head over to the quad?

Don't... don't...

M-Morde... cai...

don't... sweat...

sweater...

Stop!

Don't worry, dude.

I didn't give it to her.

You were right to try to stop me.

Yeah, I know.

Sorry for kicking you out of the car.

It's okay.

Sorry for calling you a sad-sack chump.

No.

Depressed Mordecai is a chump.

Let's go home.

Do you think Muscle Man will notice we messed up his car?

Nah, it looks pretty much the same.

Lame. Boring. Change it. Change it.

From the series that just wouldn't die.

Control the zombie with all new moves!

Boomerang!

Bellowing bile!

The final game with more terror. Bigger bites!

Zombie's return 4 fatal finale.

$49.99 wherever video game is sold!

Dude, it's the last game in the series.

Oh man, did you see the graphics?

It looks just like real life!

We need to get that game.

How?! All those bits cost extra money!

Benson...

Benson...

Benson can you hear us?

Yes, I can hear you. What do you want?

What are you doing?

What game do you wanna buy?

Game? Haha, what? No, come on.

We wanna work you know, get our hands dirty.

Sunshine.

Zombie's return 4.

No. If you buy some new game

you'll end up doing even less work than you do now.

It's not just some new video game.

It's the last of the quadrilogy!

This game grew up with us and we grew up with it.

We need to see it through to the end.

I guess there is one thing left.

If you wax all the floors.

And I mean all of them.

Arama dame dames, playing video games!

Now!

A ram dame dame.

What are you doing?!

What?

This is not how you do this!

You have to pick up every piece of furniture and move it outside!

Including the fridge!

How we suppose to do that?

Figure it out! And clean the floors before you wax them.

But...

Do it right, or I won't pay you!

Why do I even--?

Come on, let's get this over with.

This is gonna take forever!

Wait! Shh... did you hear that?

Hear what?

Money.

Wow, he is really good.

That silver guy's just juggling glass balls and people are paying to see it.

Dude that's it!

A few hours of street performing, we will have cash to get that game.

Sure beats waxing the floors like a chump.

Now let's get some silver paint.

No, dude, we can't rip that guy off, it's not cool.

We gonna come up with our own thing.

Like what?

Something we're good at.

♪ Should be entertaining ♪

♪ Probably not too straining ♪

♪ Something super easy. ♪

♪ But not that cheesy. ♪

♪ How about singing songs to make a little cash ♪

♪ If we sing them up right we can make a fat stash. ♪

Money stash

♪ Sing some songs and make them really funny ♪

♪ Get people to stop and drop all their money into our hats ♪

Dude, that's it. Let's just make up some songs.

Yeah, they are so easy.

How we do that anyway?

Probably cause we're such good friends.

You really think people will pay us for that?

They pay that dude to juggle glass balls, didn't they?

Good point.

♪ We wanna buy a video game. ♪

♪ Video zombies eating video brains. ♪

♪ Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! ♪

♪ Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! ♪

♪ Those graphics look insane, gotta gotta get this game! ♪

♪ So we went and asked for more chores ♪

♪ For our boss Benson got us wax the floors ♪

♪ Waxing, waxing. Ugh! Waxing, waxing. Ugh! ♪

♪ Shoulders aching, back is breaking. ♪

♪ Don't want be waxing when we could be relaxing! ♪

Playing video games

- This is good! - That was petty awesome, dude!

Dude, it's totally working.

We should start this years ago.

Let's keep going.

♪ Sun sun shining, day is so inviting ♪

♪ But dollar dollar bills equal zombie fun timing ♪

♪ People walking by yo, stop saying hi yo ♪

♪ Put some dime narrow into this sombrero ♪

♪ Hey there buddy puts some money in the hat. ♪

♪ Speed walking guy puts some money in the hat. ♪

♪ Lady with a baby puts some money in the hat. ♪

♪ Dude with that eyebrow puts some money in the hat. ♪

♪ Money in the ha-at, money's where it's at-at. Money! ♪

Dude, just a few more songs and we can get that game.

Why stop there? We should do this everyday.

Cause if we make this our job we'll hate it. Gotta keep it special.

We can still do this for the rest of the day, right?

Yeah, we can!

Zombie's return. Zombie's return. Zombie's return.

♪ Sun sun shining, day is so inviting, ♪ - What the...!

♪ but dollar dollar bills equal zombie's fun timing ♪

Dude, that's our song. Stop copying us.

I'm not copying.

I am re-interpreting

You're just recording our voices.

Being silver makes it different.

It's the same thing with the different color!

Straight off! If you can't take the heat, stay off the pavement!

I'll walk your pavement!

Dude, relax. We wrote the songs.

People will come to us no matter where we are in the park.

Yeah, stay away from those silver coat dirt bag

It's alright. We'll bring people here with our free styling.

Bitten bitten bitten bitten

♪ Best watching out for the living dead ♪

♪ Bite your arms and knock knock your head ♪

♪ Who's that at the door? ♪

♪ Zombie's return 4. ♪

Hey, these guys are copying that silver dude

But they are not even in color.

You guys wanna come check him out?

What? Now people think we are the fakes.

That's it!

Bitten bitten bitten bitten

♪ Best watching out for the living dead ♪

♪ Zombie's return 4 ♪

Dude stop ripping us off

You don't even know what Zombie's return is.

It doesn't matter, I am making bank

Those are our voices, our songs, and our moves!

You are just remixing them!

Plus I'm silver.

We know you're silver, stop copying us!

Rigby, don't!

Now what's all these rockers?

Who are you?

I am the god of street performing.

What seems to be the problem?

This guy stole our act!

My children, why causes me such great heartache. Be hero like this.

We just want to make enough money to buy a video game, then we will go home.

There is only one way to solve disputed nature...

We shall have a competition!

Whoever perform the greatest

Shall keep the act and obtain all the winnings from the sombrero

Are you all agreed on this challenge? Modecai? And Rigby?

And what about this sliver dude over here?

Let's get it on

Let the battle begin!

♪ We sing the songs, we do it all the time ♪

♪ We sing them careful to make sure them rhyme ♪

♪ Most of the time, most of the time, all of the time rhyme ♪

♪ Suddenly ding, I know how you thinking ♪

♪ thinking off your brain ways, all over the airways ♪

♪ All over the air ways ♪

He still steals our songs!

Let's in this

♪ We were the first one singing on the street ♪

♪ Then this silver dude stole our bits ♪

♪ It wasn't cool, it was the pirate thing ♪

♪ All he did was press recording, it didn't even have the thing ♪

♪ nothing cool, his hat really small ♪

♪ Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all ♪

♪ Silver man no brain ♪

♪ Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all ♪

He's doing what we were doing and the crowd loves it!

Forget him, man. We got this.

♪ you're a silver copy cat in a junkie bowler hat ♪

♪ Copy cat cat, copy cat cat, copy cat ♪

♪ We are innovating, and you are imitating ♪

♪ Stealing our songs is wrong, you are ain't creating. ♪

♪ Make your own music and don't steal ours! ♪

♪ Our original songs have unique powers ♪

♪ Our songs' come from within. Mess with us and you will never win ♪

♪ Cause you're nothing without us, lame boombox! ♪

♪ Boombox boom, boombox boom ♪

♪ Boombox boom, boombox boom ♪

♪ You wanna remix? Then we remix this. ♪

♪ Once upon a time there's cow that was purple ♪

♪ walk to the ground found a chicken that's hurple...? ♪

♪ Well I am a silver dude and I am here to say ♪

Give me the money!

Oh no no, please!

Don't send me to the street jail!

No!

Now that was manifesto street performance, boys!

Now let's go get you video game!

Are you guys gonna finish waxing of floors or what...

I'm also gonna need you to vacuum the carpet.

Mostly this fine right here.