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Six, one, two, three, four, six,
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Coyote Flats.
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I'd like to buy mine.
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In the mine... you find...
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- Gold! - Yes!
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Foolsgold.
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Uh, man!
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The scientific name for foolsgold is pyrite.
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My turn, come on.
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Papa needs a brand new pickaxe!
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Are you gonna take care of this mail?
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It's been stacked up by the door for weeks.
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We get mail? Did you know this?
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Get it out of here! Do it or you are fired!
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Eileen, dodge ball girl.
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Oh, yea-ah! My order from trophy discounter.
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- Couple Corral. - What?
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You still subscribe to that dating site?
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Dude, you are not single.
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Ah, yeah, I delete my profile.
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Hey, I forgot, all right?
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Okay, everybody watch.
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Delete profile.
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See, it's been deleted, right?
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- Are you sure, pardner? - Yes.
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- Did you mean to press "No"? - Hold on.
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So how long have you two been together?
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We've been hanging out for a month now.
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Hang out... hanging out?
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Sounds pretty casual, guys.
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I mean, have you ever been to a nice romantic date?
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This is a date.
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This is game night, Mordecai.
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- I mean a real date. - A real date?
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Does that time we had all-you-can-eat crab at seafood sal's count?
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- No! - Oh, my gosh.
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I'm gonna make a reservation at a nice restaurant.
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I'm gonna buy a new outfit.
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- Saturday at 7? - Saturday at 7.
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Hello. Game night?
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Dude, Rigby, you got a second?
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I wanna show you what I bought for C.J.
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Okay, what did you got?
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What is this? What am I looking at?
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It's a charm bracelet.
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There's a different charm for all the stuff C.J. and I did the first time we met.
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There's a little roller skate.
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And a grilled cheese, and an air-hockey mallet.
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Wow, Mordecai, this is kinda thing the pros get their girlfriends.
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Right? I'm just not sure how to give it to her, though.
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Here's an ideal.
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How about if you say you have something for her,
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and then you give it to her.
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Classic gift-giving technique, bro.
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No, dude, I've gotta do it in some way that's really special.
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- What's this? - It looks like...
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No, no, I'll tell you.
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It's the stack of junk mail I asked you to take care of yesterday.
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- But we threw that out. - Really?
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You threw this mail that I found not in the trash into the trash.
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Wait, this is new junk mail.
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And it's all from Couple Corral.
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Man, what is it with these guys?
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Hey, Benson,
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do you have any ideas for a romantic way to give a gift to a girl?
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Well, I've always thought it would be nice
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to have a waiter serve a gift box in place of dessert.
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Look at you, Benson! How are you still single?
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Yeah, that idea is genius!
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I'm just spitballing here.
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Well, thanks for the tip, Benson, I'm gonna go call the restaurant right now.
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- So, big dates tonight, huh? - Yeah.
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What kind of place are we talking?
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Is this an oyster-crackers or a warm-rolls establishment?
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I think they might charge extra for bread.
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Ooh, romantic.
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So what's your hes?
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I just not sure it's gonna be enough.
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This night has to be amazing, you know?
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Maybe I can get a special dessert for Mordecai.
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Yeah, what does he like?
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Waffles, chocolate...
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There's a new pastry shop downtown that specializes in chocolate-covered waffle cakes.
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That's perfect.
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I'll take him there for dessert to surprise him.
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You just gonna make sure not to fill up on bread at dinner.
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Could this get any more romantic?
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Oh, well, maybe...
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You have a call at the front.
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To be continued.
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Hello?
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Matchmaker Mclntyre here, C.E.O. of Couple Corral.
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This is not a recording.
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Uh, hi.
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We noticed earlier you deleted your profile.
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So sad to see you go.
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We really appreciate your business, so I'm begging you to rejoin.
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If you come back to us today, you get free romantic coupons.
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To rejoin, say "Yee-haw,"
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to cancel, say "Adios."
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Adios, adios.
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Told you I wasn't recording.
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What do you mean adios, pardner?
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I don't need Couple Corral anymore.
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I'm in a relationship now, so...
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Here's what I'm thinking,
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break up with C.J.
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Excuse me?
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Break up with her and rejoin my site.
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Couple Corral can help you find somebody better.
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Dude, I'm happy with C.J.
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Will you be, though, after we dredge through her profile?
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Okay, let's see what we dig up here.
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Isn't keeping her information, like, really illegal?
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You'd think, whoa!
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How do you expect her to be committed to you
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when this girl can't even commit to a hairstyle?
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So? I like C.J.
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Now leave me alone.
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Hi, L'wafflerie?
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I just wanted to check and see if the waffle cake I ordered is ready.
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Unbelievable!
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C.J. when you deleted your Couple Corral profile,
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did its C.E.O. come to you in person and tell you to break up with me?
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No.
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Let's just enjoy dinner.
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Man, that steak was off the hook.
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Yeah, this was so good.
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Ready for a dessert?
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Garçon!
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- You know what, let's skip dessert. - What?
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I... gotta go to the bathroom, excuse me.
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Hey, Mordecai!
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Wanna meet a girl that doesn't have to go to the bathroom?
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Call me!
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Hey, I'll catch up.
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Gotta tie my shoe real quick.
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- I can wait. - No!
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It's better if I have pravicy.
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Uh... OK.
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- Talk to Rig. - Dude, the dessert plan failed.
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What?
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I need you to pick up the bracelet at the restaurant
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and bring it to the coffe kiosk in the square.
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I'm on it.
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Sorry about that.
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I just wanna try out this new knot.
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OK.
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Do you mind, acturally, if we cut over to main steet?
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Wha... it's just...
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I was kinda hoping we could stay on this block.
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Really?
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But main street is so much more romantic.
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Hello? Dry-cleaners, notary publics as far as the eye can see.
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This is where us at.
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Race you to square!
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Huh? No!
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Hey, what's up!
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Waffle plan's been jacked, I need backup.
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Copy that, what do I do?
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I need you to pick up the waffle cake and meet me by the big fountain in town square.
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I'm on it.
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You're pretty fast, Mordecai.
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Not fast enough!
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I win!
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That's not fair, you exercised.
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Let me just get a cup of coffee, then I bet I can outrun you.
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Face it, dude, you've lost.
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Come on, let's go make a wish in the fountain.
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You can wish to be faster at running.
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Dude!
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Okay, here I go.
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I wish... for a cute girlfriend who likes me back.
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Dump cloudy J.
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- Is he watching us? - Let's get out of here.
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Ugh, come on, dude, stick to the plan.
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- Rigby? - Eileen? What are you doing here?
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Are you gonna eat that by yourself?
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I'm doing a favor for C.J.
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Did you... buy a jewelry?
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No, I'm doing a favor for Mordecai.
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Wait...
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I think we're safe. You want a coffee?
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- I'm good, you? - Nah.
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- I think I left something at the fountain. - I'm gonna use the bathroom.
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- Rigby! - Eileen!
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New plan!
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Come to the pier by the waterfront.
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You can get your present there.
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Over and out.
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Let's go to the waterfront.
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Well, here we are at the waterfront.
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Yup, all sorts of surprising romantic stuff happens here.
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For me? So that's why you acting all...
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And that's why you made all those... excuses.
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Tying your shoe.
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Going to the bathroom.
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- I was calling Rigby. - I was calling Eileen.
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I'm sorry this wasn't more romantic.
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This is the most romantic ate that I've ever been on.
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Really?
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Something hit the pier!
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Last chance, Mordecai, break up with her.
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Dude, what's your deal?
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Aren't we the point of your site?
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Shouldn't you want us to stay together?
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Whoever here knows how to run a website, raise their hand.
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Happy couple don't use Corral, lonely people do!
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Lonely people lead to subscribers, subscribers lead to more clicks.
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More clicks somehow lead to millions of dollars!
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Millions of dollars lead to sweet-corporate branded stuff!
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See?
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My site's too good, there's nobody left.
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Happy couples have been leaving in droves.
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I'm bankrupt.
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Dude, just sell your stuff!
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No! My crooked lawyer told me this is the only way.
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Break up with her!
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No way! We're really into each other.
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If you won't break up with her, I'll do it for you.
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Let me introduce you to the Couple Corral "Breakupulator"!
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Look out!
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Mordecai!
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Well, darn, that didn't work out like I wanted to do.
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C.J.! Rejoin my site?
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No!
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Leave... us... alone!
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Hubris!
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Mordecai, Mordecai, Mordecai?
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No!
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Mordecai? I thought you were died.
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I would be... if not for this gift box.
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I hope you like it.
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There's a different charm for...
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Well, there used to be different charms.
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I guess they must have all gotten welded into a heart by the bazooka blast.
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- I love it. - I thought that you would.
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I guess the thing I have for you must've exploded.
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That's OK. I've got my wish.
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What? That you could run faster than me?
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No, for a cute girfriend that likes...
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Is this waffles and a cake and chocolate?
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Yeah.
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I love it!
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I thought that you would.
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