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What do you get...
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...when you put a ball with a chain?
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Two people getting married.
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Zing....
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Hey.
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Quip is getting married.
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You get the invite, cuz?
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Uh... yeah.
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Good! I'm so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense.
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Well...
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Uh... Congratulations!
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I can't wait to meet the lucky lady!
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And she can't wait to meet the best man, buddy!
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Best man?
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But in all honesty, Skips, I don't have a lot of friends,
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so I need you to be my best man.
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Anyway, what's a composer's
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favorite kind of party?
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So, what do I got to do?
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You've got to throw me a " Bach"- elor party!
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I just changed that joke on the fly to answer your question.
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Bachelor party?
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I've never done one of those before.
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Oh, you'll do great.
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I just have one request.
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At the end of the night, I want to eat wings
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on a hill with my best buds.
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Well, your best buds.
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Can I borrow your best buds?
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Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends.
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Sure, no problem.
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Thanks, best man. Or should I say...
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chestman!
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Badda badda badda badda zingoooo!
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Hey, can you spot me for a cab home?
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Sack lunch!
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Sack lunch!
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Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch!
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Oh, what do you mean you're closed for a private party?
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Well, exactly what I said.
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We're closed for a private party today.
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You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else.
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What's the matter, Skips?
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You want some licorice rope?
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Wing Kingdom is closed,
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and I need to get wings for a bachelor party!
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Did some...
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Did somebody said
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bachelor party?
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I don't know the first thing about bachelor party.
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You just got to get a bunch of crazy stuff
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to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom!
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But isn't he already in a long- term,
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monogamous relationship?
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Maybe we should help.
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So, who's it for?
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My cousin, Quips.
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Well... it's... still a bachelor party.
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Still a bachelor party.
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It's still a bachelor party.
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And there'll be wings.
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And there'll be wings.
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And there'll be wings.
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We'll take care of everything, Skips.
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All you've got to worry about is the wings.
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Thanks guys.
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What animal is like an insect
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that secretly gets married?
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An ant-elope!
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Don't quit your day job!
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This is my day job.
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What do you get, if you...
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Get off this stage, loser!
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Tough crowd.
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Really...
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...tough crowd...
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Where are you taking me?
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You don't tell anybody what you saw!
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Please! Spare my life!
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Take anything you want!
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Ooooooh noooooooo!
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It's really happening!
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Welcome to your bachelor party, dude.
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Am I in a Limo?
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No wings? At all?
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Why'd today have to be national wing day?
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Skips, this is a dream come true.
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Thank for... no, wait.
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I'm gonna tell this to everyone.
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Thanks, everybody!
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This really means a lot.
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Now enough with the "conversation".
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Let's start the "celebration"!
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Zingoooo!
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Come on, guys! Zingo with me!
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Bachelor party, dude.
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Zingoooooo!
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Zingoooooo!
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Man, this bachelor party's been perfect!
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Speaking about perfect bachelor parties,
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how's those wings coming, Skips?
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Uh... yeah... of course...
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But... uh... bachelor party rules.
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Time for the... uh... blindfold...
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activity.
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Just like in the movies.
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Uh... Modecai and Rigby,
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could I see you privately for a second?
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What's up, Skips?
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How's the wing search?
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I called every place in town,
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there's no wings everywhere!
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What should I do?
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You got to try Wing Kingdom again.
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Yeah, maybe the private party is over.
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Worth a shot.
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Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few dozen of wings.
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We're closed for a private party.
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It's for my cousin! Can you just spare a few?
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Sorry, sir. They're animals in there.
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I can't spare a single wing.
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Please! I am the best man!
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I can't let him down.
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Pfft! Some best man can't even find a few wings.
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That's great idea!
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You got those wings, best man?
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Uh... yep?
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You know, wings on a hill is a quippenger tradition.
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Is... that... so?
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You bet. My dad did it with his friends.
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My grandfather did it. and now me with my bros and my best man,
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carrying on the tradition.
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All this wing talk is making me hungry.
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How long till wing time?
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Uh... It's coming.
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Well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over?
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I don't think...
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Huh, a lot lighter than I thought it to be.
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Not much of a scent.
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What flavor is this?
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The best one.
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Why don't you give me that back?
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Maybe if I just take a peek.
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Wait!
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Oh listen...
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Because if it is, you should say "zingo".
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Because people might get the wrong idea
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if you don't say "zingo" after the hilarious joke.
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Let me explain!
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Very funny, Skips.
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Come on, try and calm down.
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You don't understand.
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The only quippenger who didn't eat wings on a hill was left at the altar!
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Quips,
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I am sorry. I'v tried everywhere.
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Not everywhere, bro.
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Wings for real men.
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Yeah, we can read.
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This place is really off- the- grid.
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Real hush- hush.
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They take their wings super- seriously.
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Hello?
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Well, looky here.
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We got several fancy city folk from the the big city.
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I need a bucket of wings to go.
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You walk in here with your fancy- pants
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Running water your electricy,
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and your special- edition DVDs,
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and expect us to give you our buckets?
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What about that?
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Free wings for life. Huh?
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You won't be able to handle those.
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They are for real men.
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We are men.
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No women here.
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I haven't seen a woman all day.
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Nobody's ever survive the inferno challlenge!
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Our wing souces is made from mutated ghost peppers.
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Hot magma extract, and black- widow venom.
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I'll do it.
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But you don't get the bleu cheese.
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You got 2 mins to eat the whole bucket.
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Skips, don't do it. Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad.
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I'v promised you thise wings.
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And you are gonna get them.
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Tiktock, city boy.
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Ain't that what your fancy watches say?
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Come on, Skips. You're almost there!
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Just three more wings.
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Zznngoh, zznngoh, zznngoh
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Zznngoh, zznngoh!
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We are the ZINGOs.
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This is the inferno!
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I...I got to finish this.
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Never!
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You've let down your own family!
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He is gonna get those wings.
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You failed him, Skips. Just like you failed Desdemona!
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No!
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You did it!
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Now hand over the wings.
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Didn't you read the fine print?
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We don't got to give you no nothing! No how!
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So why don't you pack up your big-city friends.
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And your big- city shaved chest.
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And hightail it out of-
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Run!
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Curse you! Big-city shaved chest! You're gonna pay for this!
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Thaks, Skips. That was the best night in my life.
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Eh. It's what best man do.
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Monica!
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Hello, everyone.
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How is your bachelorette party babe?
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Well, we rented out Wing Kingdom and we ate wings there all night.
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I had a very good time.
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Haha, see? That's why she is gonna wear my wedding wings!
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ZZnngoh-!
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He is so funny.
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