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Oh, look, a squirrel!

I admire you, Mr. Squirrel.

You're in perfect harmony of nature.

am also one with nature.

In fact, I wrote a poem about being one of nature!

A brow of grass, and hair of moss.

Puddles are my dipping sauce.

A petal, a wing, an arm or two.

Presenting a hug from me to you!

Why!! Nature!!

WHY!!!!!

Surfers love riding the waves,

but they also love having fun.

Brahhh

You see duke on that last wave? Brahh?

I tried to pull out, brah.

Dude! Brah!

You were just so deep in that barrel.

I was like, brawww!!

Is that really how they talk?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What a bunch of losers!

Dude! Did you just eat the last of the chips, dude?

Relax, Dude! It was just crumbs!

Yeah, dude.

But you ate the last of the chips before you ate the last of the crumbs, dude!

What I'm supposed to get my chip on!

Pops! What's wrong?

I'm just having a bad day with nature I suppose.

Do you mind if I seat here with you guys for a while?

Of course not.

Yeah, take a load off.

Catching your first wave is just like

I mean, I don't wanna sound like a bragging or whatever,

but I really just feel sorry for dudes who can't ride waves!

'Cause you just pop on that board and you just in it.

Just totally one with nature.

Oh, boy!

That's what I have to do to be one with nature!

Surfing!

Peachy Perry's 3 P's to surfing perfect.

The three Ps are

Paddling

Pivoting

Popping up

Seems easy enough.

Paddling

Pivoting.

Popping..

Gramps can't even get up on his board.

Salutations, fellows.

My name is Pops.

Kind of stupid name is that.

What's your name?

Hurl, Hurl Butt.

And these are my associates.

Merle

And Burl.

We should call this guy Mondo Cabezon.

Hey, Mondo cabezon.

Can I rub your head for good luck?

Hey, Mondo!

I think I see your family out in the water.

I am as mother nature made me, sir.

Mother nature gave you the worst body for surfing ever, braw!

Peachy says anybody can catch a wave with enough practice!

Uh, yeah.

Peachy's dead.

Primo surf!

Get out of here, Mondo.

You're gonna harsh our ride!

No.

Paddle.

Pivot.

Quiet, trying to focus.

Garage beats pencil.

How'd your surfing workout, Pops?

Hideous.

Not only didn't I become one with nature.

But I made surfer enemies!

Maybe it's better if you just forgot the whole surfing thing.

Yeah! Try sticking to lollipops and fanciness, your comfort zone!

I mean, look at me!

I'm never left my comfort zone, and I'm doing great!

Plus, those jerk surfers basically proved they're not one with nature.

If they ran you off the beach.

Oh, Mordecai.

I don't mean to offend your reasoning.

But surfers are most certainly one with nature.

The fine little people who live inside the television do not lie!

Uh, no offense taken.

But maybe you can at least take a break from the other surfers for a while.

Until you get the..hang of it?

Yeah, you're rich. Why don't you just build a beach here at the park!

Oh Rigby, that's brilliant!

And you and Mordecai can import dolphins for atmosphere!

Ok, or maybe just a wave machine for the lake?

Wave on!

Watch this everyone!

Do you think this is gonna work?

Lookin' good Pops!

Yeah, it is never gonna work.

So you were saying Pops was surfing?

Out on the park lake?

Yes, he wanted to be one with nature, something I don't know.

Well we can't have that, just look at this X-ray.

Jumping to a standing position,

with a head of this size.

Puts too much strain on the feeble spine-

like trying to hold a bowling ball on a stick of-

angel hair pasta.

Pops, I have to recommend that you stay on land.

But-but I will never become one with nature on land.

Let me put this in terms you'll understand.

This is your body,

and this, is your body on surfing.

Any questions?

Well, I thank you for your medical opinion, Doctor Henry.

But I intend to keep chasing side waves until I chase one down and then ride it.

But I'm trusting you boys to keep him off that board come morning.

Don't worry, we'll stay up all night and guard the door.

Yeah. he'll never make it pass our security team.

You're right about the sweet break at this place, Brahh.

No chop, no sharks,

Ahhh, How'd Mondo Cabezo find out about our wave Brahh?

This is my wave.

-What! -We fell asleep!

Dude, there's no way he got past this,

Plus his head is too big to fit through the win--

Get off our way Mondo!

What's going on?

Pops is in trouble!

To the lake boats!

Hey!

Get away from him!

Brace, Brahhs!

We got to call for reinforcements!

Let us perform the ancient call of surfers.

Wipe out!

There's too many of them.

Pops no!

Time to crank this baby up to 11.

We gotta help Pops!

Mondo? Get him off there.

Hey!

Hand it over!

The ultimate wave!

No brahs, it's suicide to ride that wave.

Let Mondo have this one.

Pops, if you wipe out you'll die!

Pop up Pops, ride the waves! Pops!

But-but I'm so afraid!

Afraid of those ruffians,

Afraid of my body failing,

But mostly I'm-

I'm afraid of you! Nature!

Why have you been so mean to me?

Well whether you like it or not!

I'm gonna ride this wave!

Finally, I'm one with nature!

No way!

Let's never fight again!

Man thsi was a bust!

Let's go get some fish tacos!

Do you think he'll ever be back?

He's with nature now, Mordecai?

He's with nature.