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Look. You know I couldn't be happier,
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that you didn't back down from going on this date with C.J.
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I admire that. But tonight we had plans--
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Man plans--Man's!
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I know. I know. This is important. And I told you I was sorry.
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Yeah. Well. "Sorry" doesn't help me eat a whole pizza and prank-call Benson.
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But we do this every Saturday. I'm only missing it once.
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You know this is a two-man job!
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I'm not hanging out with you tonight dude.
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- Hey! - Hi! Hey!
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So. Uh. I'm glad you could make it out tonight.
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Whoa-ho-ho! You're a real move-maker today.
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Oh. Uh... I mean. I thought--
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Hey hey. I'm just teasing. It's cool.
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You already got me on a date. There is no need to impress me.
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Ha! Yeah. It's cool. I'm cool.
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Pfft! All right. Cool guy. What are we doing on this hot date?
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Well. We could go eat at the new Falafel Fusion Truck.
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Or there's the Tried-And-True Wing Kingdom.
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And then I was thinking after that we could go catch a movie.
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Or go to Trivia Night at the Arcade.
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Or... Take a chance on Disco Night down at that weird Bingo Hall.
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Yeah. That sounds good.
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Uh. Which one?
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All of'em. Let's start at the beginning and see how far we get.
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Okay.
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Uh. That van just came out of thin air.
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We should go.
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- Do you know them? -Nope.
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Hold it right there!
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Hey. Death. How's it going?
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Uhhh, Death?
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C.J. This is Death -- Death. C.J.
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Charmed.
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Well. It's been great running into you.
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Oh we're not through yet.
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You're gonna babysit Thomas tonight.
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Aw... Man!
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Um. Actually. We were just about to head out ourselves.
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Well. You're in for a change of plans. Missy.
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Because this joker owes me a favor.
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Hold on a second.
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- Yeah? - Dude. I need you to do me huge favor and babysit Thomas tonight.
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Isn't he. Like. In college?
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Not that Thomas -- Death's Thomas! Can you help me out?
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Sorry to hear that. But I've got some important plans I can't cancel on.
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Sorry we have to watch it on my computer.
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I haven't had a TV since I moved out of my parents' place.
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Are you at Eileen's?!
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Very important!!
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Sorry C.J. Looks like I can't get out of this.
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We don't have to give up on out date just because of Thomas.
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- Really? - Yeah! I'll just help you babysit him.
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I'm sure we can still have a good time.
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Okay. Let's do it!
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Glad to hear it. We'll pick him up at 8:00.
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Oh. A little heads up -- Thomas is going through a bit of a phase right now.
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- Wait what? - Ciao!
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So... We meet again.
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Wow! He can talk?
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Obviously.
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Yeah... He's actually three hundred years old.
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Then why is he so shrimpy?
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Who is this female?
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Her name is C.J. And you're messing with our date plans. So try to be nice. Okay>
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Date?
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Uh yeah.
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And she's actually okay with being girlfriend to someone like you?!
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Well. She is not really me girlfriend yet.
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We're just on a date right now--
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Oh. Such simple minds! You mortals have the most heinous rituals!
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Hey. At least we're not 300 and still wearing baby clothes.
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What?! How dare you?!
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So. Thomas. What do you want to do?
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Take me to the playground!
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Hey. Not a bad idea. This could be pretty fun.
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Ohhh... We'll see about that.
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Where have you taken me?!
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It's a playground dude.
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Yeah. Go run around or something.
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But where is the fire. The brimstone. The overall loss of hope?
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I don't know. That guy on the bench looks kind of sad.
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Take me to the underworld playground.
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You haven't tried it out yet. Give it a chance.
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Come on. I'll push you on the swings.
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This is terrible! The swings in the underworld go much higher!
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Well. Too bad.
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- Follow my lead. - Okay.
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All right. I'm gonna push you really high this time.
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Now that's a good swing!
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Keep this up and I'll w--
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Wait... What the...
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- Wanna share? - Yeah. Sure.
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Fools! You can't leave me alone!
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You are here to do my bidding!
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Now take me to the underworld playground!
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We can't! Just play on this playground.
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Underworld! Underworld!
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I'd take you. But I don't even know how to get there!
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I know how.
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This is how.
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Dude. We can't all fit on that bike.
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Not that bike -- THAT bike.
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Great. But I still don't know how to ride a motorcycle.
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I have a motorcycle license.
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Then it's decided -- The female you're trying to impress will drive us.
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How emasculating.
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It's pretty cool you know how to ride a motorcycle.
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Yeah. I did motorcross when I was younger.
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Enough. Take a left up ahead and go into Seventh Gear.
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Seventh Gear?
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Do it!
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Okay! Okay!
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You will get used to it.
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Ah, at last.
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Ew, this playground doesn't look very safe.
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You wanna go sit down on those swings?
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I don't think they will incinerate us.
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Sure.
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Wow, look at him go.
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Yeah. He is really in his element.
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Hey, thanks for coming along and helping me.
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I don't know a lot of people who'd do that.
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Well, it's no disco night at the Bingo Hall.
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But I am having a lot of fun hanging out with you.
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Really?
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Yeah, really.
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You know, I think this date is going pretty good.
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Push me!
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Yeah, here you go.
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Don't be patronize me. This are baby swings.
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I was to go on the elder-boy swings.
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Sure.
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I'll met you guys there.
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I got to hit the restroom.
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I'll scream if I need you.
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Got it.
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What's so funny?
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You and that female babysitter are never going to connect.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, it's been so easy to get between you all day.
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What a pitiful romance.
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I've barely been able to keep a straight face.
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What the... You've been trying to get between us?
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Trying?
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Ah! It's been as effortless as it's been entertaining.
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Ah, you little jerk. That's it.
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We are going home.
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Oh, we'll see about that.
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What? no!
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I will not ask this woman for her phone number.
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Huh?
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She is abviously married.
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I can't believe you are asking me to pick up woman for you,
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while your date is in the bathroom.
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Did you hear that? How awful!
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Ah, who will do such a thing?
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
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Not much. We should probably get out of here.
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Hey, buddy.
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You are trying to pick up my wife,
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were you?
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No, no. I am just the babysitter.
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What kind of sicko uses a child to try to pick up a married woman!
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Look, It's not really like that!
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I never go after your wife. Honest.
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Oh? so now my wife is not good enough.
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You think she is revolting just she is pregnant with hundruplets?
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We need to get out of here.
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Come on!
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We've got to get to the bike.
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C.J.!
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Wait!
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I can't drive. My ankle is messed up!
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Okay. Then get into the sidecar.
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Tell me how to start it.
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Turn the key.
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On three. Let the clutch out slowly.
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Three!
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We are not going fast enough!
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Get out of first gear.
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You stalled it! Turn it back on!
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I thought you said it was easy!
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Ugh. I am just trying to look cool.
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Can this thing go any faster?
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This is all your fault!
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You make it go faster.
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I know a way to go faster.
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Really?
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Yeah. We just need to get rid of some dead weight.
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Well, then. Hurry up!
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My pleasure.
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What? No! stop this at once.
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Oh, yeah? Why should I?
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This whole time you've been trying to get between me and Mordecai.
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No! No! That doesn't sound like me!
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Yeah, right. You told me so yourself.
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I've been looking forward to this date for a long time.
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And I am sick you messing it up.
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Well, out you go!
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No, pull me in! pull me in!
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I am the victim here!
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You are the one who hit on my wife!
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I was just playing with my kids!
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We totally tricked Thomas into thinking we were gonna drop him.
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Let's get out of here.
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Curses! One of my least favourite things.
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When I tell my daddy what you've done,
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He will torture your souls for eternity!
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Good luck going on dates then.
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What the...
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So, look like you're two for two. Mordo.
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If you don't watch yourself,
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I'll have to enlist you as a full- time sitter!
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Now get out of my garage!
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Wait, you don't get paid?
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Nah, he just let us live.
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Well, really I should thank you for that.
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I can't believe you learned how to ride a bike so fast.
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That was awesome!
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Yeah, well. I was trying to look cool.
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Alright, alright. I can get wanting to impress your date.
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So did it work?
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He doesn't need to impress me.
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I already think he is cool.
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Well, he thinks the same about her.
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- You've really been looking forward to this for a long time? - Yeah.
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Want a lift while we try to hail a cab?
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Oh, please.
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Hup.
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