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I beat the whole game
without even taking a hit.
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I could've done that.
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Mordecai, Rigby. Hello.
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Would you two mind picking
up a painting for me today?
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Yeah, sure. That sounds fun.
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What's the occasion, Pops?
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Tonight's the hall of park
managers' annual celebrations,
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and Benson's being honored.
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They have a hall for everyhing these days.
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Yes.
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All the greatest park
managers in the tri-county area
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have been represented there.
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That sounds like a kind of a big deal.
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Are you sure you wanna us to do it?
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Of course! I trust you.
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Benson's portrait is at a local gallery.
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Here's their information.
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We won't let you down, Pops.
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See you at the celebration.
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Picking up a portrait!
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Nope, nope, nope, no, no, no, no, no!
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Hi, sorry we're late.
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We're here to pick up a painting.
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I was wondering when you'd show up.
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- So no one's seen this painting yet?
- No.
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- You know... we could see this painting yet.
- No.
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Oh come on! You went to art school.
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Don't you wanna see Benson like interpreted
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or look at the paint... composition?
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Well, I guess that could be kinda cool.
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Sweet! Let's rip it open!
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Wow dude, you're not going
near with that pretzel.
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My hands are clean. Check it out.
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One finger holds the pretzel
while the others do what I want.
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See? That's why pretzel is the
perfect food. They got handles.
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Oh no dude! Oh no dude! Oh no dude!
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Wipe it off!
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We just ruined Benson's
face for Benson's face thing!
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We're fired! That's it! We're fired!
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You are the art guy! Make us not fired!
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Ok, the party is in 7 hours.
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Yep, I am gonna repaint this thing.
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Sweet! Let's get this arty started!
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Ok, Benson.
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Benson.
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Ok, Benson.
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Come on! Just start already!
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I'm trying!
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When was the last time you
actually drew something?
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It's a process, man!
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In art school they taught us
to really explore the subject.
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And take time to really
understand the deeper meaning.
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Come on! This is Benson! It's not hard!
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Move!
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Watch. He's round. And grey.
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Red... big-o face.
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Whatever. Done. Perfect.
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Dude, that's way worse!
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At least I did something.
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I just can't concentrate
with you here watching me.
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Fine. But you'd better have
something done when I get back.
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I will!
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Once I... like... get the lights
right. And the paint's got set.
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Wait for the gesso to dry.
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Alright.
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Time to get to business.
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Just got to pick up the right tunege.
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So how is it going?
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Dude, another heart pretzel?
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Of course another heart pretzel.
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This is who I am now. Deal with it.
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Alright, let me have a look.
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Err.. nah. It's not ready yet.
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Come on! I wanna see!
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It's a working progress.
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Dude, you literally haven't done anything!
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I said it's a working progress.
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Seriously, Mordecai, what's the hold up?
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Hungry? Thirsty?
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Getting graduate and are a huge loser?
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No, it's not that.
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Well, what is it then?
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It's just...
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Alright, look.
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Whenever I drew portrait in
college, it always went badly.
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They'd always misinterpreted
or get offended.
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And it's always just tough, uh,
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whatever, I just can't do portraits.
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It's okay, dude. I'm sure
you can conquer your fear.
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You really wanna let down that face?
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I believe in you, man.
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Alright, I'm gonna try a trick
that always worked in art school.
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Oh, hey there, fellow
painters. Benny Harris's here.
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And today I will be showing you
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how to make some beautiful little portrait.
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Sometimes we just got to take our existence
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and make it a little more chipper.
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Cheer up there little mustache!
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Now that's a pleasant little
mustache we just painted.
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And do you know why?
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Cos I picture it in my mind's eye.
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Penelope sure does love
it when I get existential!
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Mind's eye.
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Hey.
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So you're like, un artist?
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Yeah I mean, I am in art school so...
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So could you like... draw me?
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Oh yeah sure.
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Relax.
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The human mind can be a spooky place
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full of all your fears,
memories and secrets.
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Focus on that dear subject.
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Okay, okay.
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Hi, I'm Benson. Your boss.
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Former drummer. Stick hockey enthusiast.
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Benson, you excited for the party tonight?
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Yeah, feels really good to
be given this huge honor.
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I can't wait.
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Hey, man, how's it going?
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I assume everything is awesome...
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Ah, this is horrible. I
can't show this to Benson.
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Now I know that mind's eye can
sometimes get a little messy.
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When my thoughts get clogged up,
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I find taking some slides
really inspires my creative flew.
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Dude, that's it! I just
need some reference!
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I am on it!
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Yeah I mean... Audrey and I
aren't really calling it a date.
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Rigby, what are you doing?
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Stop! Stop it!
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Get out of my face with
that camera or you're fired!
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Alright, let's go get
these babies developed.
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Ok! Let's see what we got here.
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Nice.
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Cool.
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Bold!
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Rigby, I can't use any of these.
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He moves around a lot! Got
all that nervous energy.
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Come on! You got all you need
here. His face, hands, feet...
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That's his... you know... his
butt, that's an important element.
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Yeah. I guess I can piece it together.
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You're doing it!
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Dude, don't jinx it!
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- Hey, Pops.
- Yes. Hello, Rigby.
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It's Pops, your friend Pops from the park.
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Say I must ask where's the
portrait? We're all waiting.
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Oh it's going great. Gotta be
great. Everyone's gonna love it.
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I think the artist really
had some breakthroughs,
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get your hopes way way up.
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We will be there soon, very soon.
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Dude, why did you say all that?
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It's true, right? You
had to be done by now.
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- No! I'm still got to fix the...
- There's no time! I'm sure it's fine!
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Seriously, it is not ready yet!
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And get that stupid pretzel away from it!
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I am sorry but seriously we have to go now.
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But they're gonna hate it! No!
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Something weird normally
happens when that happens.
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Oh no my dipping sauce!
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What is that?
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Dude, are those your horrible slides?
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We are horrible? You called this "art"?
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What do you mean?
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This portrait looks nothing like me.
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Yeah, it does. I mean... kind of.
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- You've ruined everything!
- Destroy the painting!
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No! Mordecai is got an art!
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Rigby is not an artist!
You can't trust his opinion!
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He is my friend!
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Exactly!
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Give me that cubist trash!
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Mordecai! There's no time!
We have to get to the party!
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Their punch's like paper cuts!
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You are just another slacker
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who went to art school that feels
like he had accomplished something.
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Benny Harris!
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- Well hey there.
- What should we do?
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I always say use what you
see in your mind's eye.
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Dude that didn't work.
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Who cares? What's more important
is that you've made something.
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That's more than most people can say.
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Look at that guy, he probably
not made anything in his life.
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But the painting's all
wrong. I messed it up.
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Now Benson's night's gonna be ruined.
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Well, sometimes we got
to take our existence
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and make it a little more chipper.
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But how does that stop the Bensons?
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Just paint over them. They're slides.
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Oh, cool.
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Might as well just give up now.
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You can't use a paintbrush
to save your life.
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Well then I won't use a paintbrush.
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You're making a mess!
Clean it up or you're fired!
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We did it!
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Thanks for your help, Benny Harris's ghost.
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Or hologram or super
projection or whatever.
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No problemo, don't be a stranger
now, and remember to rewiiiiind!
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How does it look?
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Wait, help me filp it over.
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Good enough. Let's roll.
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And now, to welcome our newest member.
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Mr. Pops, would you please
present the portrait?
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You didn't have Mordecai
and Rigby do it, did you?
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Well...
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Who are those two? This is most unusual.
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We brought the painting.
And... sorry, we messed it up.
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But I try to... well...
I hope you like it anyway.
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Sorry if it wasn't what you wanted.
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Dude, flip it over!
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- Oh good.
- It's not bad.
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I understand if you wanna fire me.
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Fire you? I think it's great.
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The brush work, the
composition, the raw energy.
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Perfectly captured my
misunderstood personality!
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You're actually a really
great artist, Mordecai.
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Thanks.
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Yes, yes. I love it too, but I'm sorry.
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This abstract, unconventional piece just
isn't appropriate for a hall setting.
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Well, you have to
commission a new portrait.
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You're not even gonna
use Mordecai's cool one?
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That's okay. I know just the place for it.
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Why did I have Mordecai and Rigby hang it?
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