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GAP The Series

Mon.

- Come here. This way. - Auntie Mhee

I have something to tell you.

Mon, does Lady Boss suspect you are the mole?

Is that why she’s been keeping an eye on you?

That’s right. She has you tagged along with her all the time.

True. If she wanna monitor you so much,

she might as well have you sleep at her place.

No! I didn’t sleep at her place.

I didn’t say you did.

Oh.

I’m just being sarcastic.

Honestly, if you really have to sleep at Lady Sam’s place,

it might be more comforting to sleep in a coffin.

That will be less suffocating.

- Agree? - Yeah.

Mr. Chin

I’d like to have a word with you.

Yes, ma’am.

Nothing to worry about. A piece of cake.

Haha.

Right.

Hey.

Your legs have gone frozen.

Are you afraid of ghosts or something?

Me? Afraid?

I don’t even know how to spell the word.

Hey.

Chin.

A married man shouldn’t send stickers to other people like this.

Chin is married.

Really?

But from now on

I don’t think he’ll have time to send you any stickers.

What did you do to him?

I just ordered him to do some work.

But if he can’t do it in time,

he’ll be fired.

Boo hoooooo!

I’m so dead today.

Damn.

- What’s going on? - What’s this?

What’s wrong, Chin?

What kind of punishment did you receive?

Well…

She told me to search for all the stickers available in Thailand…

by 6 pm.

Argh! How am I supposed to finish it in time!?

Hic hic.

Are you gonna help me?

Huh!?

Hey, where are you going?

Urghhhh. You’re so fucking dead, Chin.

Just because he sent me stickers through text messages?

Read my lips:

Mr. Chin is married.

You look upset.

Is this perhaps about…

Nop?

Hm.

I sent you a friend request.

Why didn’t you accept it?

I honestly didn’t see your request.

Impossible.

I sent it with my own hand.

Look.

Erm, just a minute.

I’ll accept your request.

What’s your Facebook name?

I don’t see anything.

There’s only a Conan-styled shadow profile picture. (T/N The Shadow Man in manga & anime “Detective Conan” or “Case Closed”)

It looks like a criminal profile.

That’s me.

Hm?

I say that’s me.

The name is

“I AM YOUR BOSS”

which means “I’m the one who’s your boss”.

This one!?

It looks classy.

Everybody knows it’s me just by looking.

Did you say I’m a criminal?

That makes it sound like I created a fake account to scam people.

Pft.

But as I look carefully,

it looks kind of cute.

It’s unique.

I’ve accepted your request.

[Stickers notification]

Why are you sending me so many stickers?

Why?

Why can’t I do that?

Eh?

My stickers aren’t as cute as Mr. Chin’s?

Is that so?

I hate it…

when I talk to you and you turn your face away from me.

Answer me.

What’s not good

about my stickers,

hm!?

That hurts.

Pft.

Serves you right.

So the reason why you told Chin to come to your office

and gave him an unreasonable workload

is that I didn’t accept your friend request?

It’s so not nice

to cause people depression.

You know?

I’ll go back to work.

A trade.

What trade?

You bit my nose.

What do I get from that?

What would you like me to trade it with?

Go back to work.

But…

I don’t think you can finish your work here today.

I think you have to finish it somewhere else.

Where would you recommend me to continue my work?

Somewhere that you can spend a long time working…

Somewhere you can sit.

Somewhere you can lie down.

You want me to continue my work at your place?

Yeah.

The sofa at my place is soft.

The air-con is nice and cool.

The bed is comfy.

And the wifi is free.

So, do you want me to go there to work

or to sleep?

Ah, I see.

You wanna have a sleepover at my house?

Well…

I don’t mind that.

Go back to work.

Erm…

Lady Sam…

Do you like the pyjamas I bought for you?

Yes, I do.

Shall we get back to work?

Sure.

What kind of trend should we discuss this time?

Should we write about technology?

Or should we cover the topic of health?

But the current trend is idols' hobbies and activities.

What do you think, Lady Sam?

Ummm…fine.

But…I don’t wanna work anymore tonight. It’s getting late.

I’m sleepy.

But you asked me to come here, so we could work, right?

That’s true.

But I’m sleepy.

I want to go to bed.

[Fake yawning]

Okay.

Well...

How nice would it be if you can speak what you have in your mind, Lady Sam.

So it wouldn’t be such a headache for me trying to interpret what you want to say.

Fine.

I want you to come and stay here more often.

Sighs.

Sleepy. Let’s go to bed.

Let me organise these for a second.

- I’ll help. - Hm?

Lady Sam.

Hm?

You’re not really sleepy, right?

Oh.

Um.

Well.

I…

Be honest…

so I don’t have to interpret what you want to say.

I wonder…

We bite each other’s lips and nose…

What kind of relationship are we in?

There’s no meaning behind it.

Everyone does it.

Girls normally do this.

Um…

Do women do this to their female friends?

Yeah.

A lot of people do this.

Is that so?

Should we do it again?

The rule is…

you can bite my nose

everytime I bite your lips.

Hmph.

No can do.

What a cheat.

You’re not following the rule.

Hahaha.

From now on…

Let’s do this lip biting game a lot more.

What if people see us?

Then don’t let them see us.

Do you understand the rules of this game?

Yes, I do.

NEXT BREAK Why did you post this on Facebook!?

What post?

This right here.

Wanna suck mouth.

GAP The Series

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