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- Anastasia.
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Anastasia, if you can hear me,
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send us a sign.
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We have a visitor.
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- My hair!
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- Um, what the fuck?
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- Okay, demon, it's time for...
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- Ah!
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- Ah!
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- Shammy...
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Felicem
vesperam sanctam!
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You bitches are so fucked.
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- We never should've
played that fucking game!
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- Oh.
- Oh, watch out!
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- Move.
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- Don't get your
outfit dirty, Joshy.
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We need it to look good
for the fall lip sync.
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You guys, look.
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Jeremy Fischbein
is so freaking hot.
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- That's a sign for fingering.
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He totally wants
to shag you, Erica.
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- Yeah, baby,
yeah. It's N'SYNC.
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Hey, Erica.
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Your costume is smoshing.
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- Thanks, Fischbein.
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You too.
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And cool impression.
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Anyway, later.
- Yeah, okay, see ya.
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- That was the sexiest
fucking thing I've ever seen!
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- Oh, wait, let's do
a dance to celebrate.
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- Ooh, yeah.
- Six, seven, eight.
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- Go Andy, go Andy.
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- Yeah.
- Go Andy.
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- What's this house
dressed as, a nightmare?
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- Big house, big candy.
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- I don't know.
It's pretty old...
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Too much stone.
- And freaky.
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- Who's gonna do it?
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- I'll do it, you wimps.
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Lame.
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I say we peace out
of this biatch...
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What's up?
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- Chillax, homies.
Welcome to my "crib."
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Sorry to say I'm
fresh out of sweets.
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- Th-that's okay.
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We should probably get
back to my house anyway.
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- Yeah.
- No, no, no!
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I can't let you leave
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empty-handed...
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Not a group like this...
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So sweet, so innocent,
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so close.
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I know!
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How 'bout a book?
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- A book?
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Jesus, I wanted Warheads,
not fucking homework.
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- Happy Halloween.
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Get out.
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- Oh, hey, I'll trade.
- Yeah.
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- What is this thing anyway?
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- "M.A.S.H." by
Stacy Friendship?
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- It's an activity book.
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What does that weirdo
think, we're eight?
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- Hey, I know "M.A.S.H."
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It's that
predict-your-future game.
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Ooh, it has a poem.
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- I wanna read it.
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Mansion, apartment,
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shack, or house,
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predict your job,
predict your spouse.
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They key is in what
friendship takes...
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- Can you predict
when you're gonna die?
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Gel pen me.
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- Hey, I'm doing my own.
- Oh, I wanna go first!
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- Hey!
- No, stop.
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- Okay, I'm gonna live in a
shack with Jeremy Fischbein.
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- Mm.
- And have 100 kids.
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- I'm gonna live in a mansion.
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I'm gonna marry Joey Fatone.
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- Oh, you go, girl.
- Oh, Joey.
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I'm gonna live in a house.
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- So I'm gonna live
in an apartment.
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- And I'm going to
become a cult leader!
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- I'm gonna be a pro wrestler.
- I will have a pet snake.
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- The world record
for the longest nails.
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- And I will be a gravedigger.
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- Yeah.
- I could see that.
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- And finally, I'm
going to die by...
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Hey, stop.
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You smudged my board.
- Sorry, it's lights out.
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- Aw.
- Nighty night, N'SYNC.
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- It's okay... I know exactly
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what our real futures will be...
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BFFs forever. Core
Three for life.
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Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!
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- Core Three? Learn
how to count, morons.
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Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!
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Core Three for life!
Core Three for life!
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Core Three for life!
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- Hmm.
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Hi, welcome to Sub Conscious.
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Do you want something?
I can make it.
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Rrrrramon can make it.
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Sorry I rolled the R. I
know you don't like it.
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Ugh.
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Candace Nicaragua, I simp
for that cake, you bitch!
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You don't even sweat!
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- Um, yeah, 'cause it's gross.
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Yeah, sweating's
for millennials.
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Cheugy, sweaty fucks.
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- Millennials? Ew!
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They,
like, remember
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where they were during 9/11.
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- Ew.
- That's so gross.
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You got it, girl. Low...
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- Erica Greenspan!
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Hi, Phoebe.
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- Look at you, and not on Zoom!
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But
still waiting for host
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to start meeting.
- Welcome to the best coast.
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I'm glad you're sitting down.
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I really am, because
are you ready for this?
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- I don't know, am I?
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Oh, my God, that's my logo.
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- Yeah.
- You like it?
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Uh, adore.
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That's so great!
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Um, this is probably very clear,
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but I modeled the
logo on the leaf
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of the Brazilian
herb you used...
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- Really?
- To give your tea
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the sensation of cocaine
without the cocaine.
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- Well, that is the
Gravi-tea promise.
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Cocaine!
- It's weird...
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I couldn't find anything
about it online,
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so I reached out to a South
American horticulturist and...
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Whoa,
okay. That's a lot.
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- Oh, wow, I'm going, like...
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For a little green drawing?
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- Yeah, I guess I'm a nerd.
- Oh, no.
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You've got this, like,
rock star mentality
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I feel like no
one else here has.
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It's honestly exactly why
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I fired the entire design
team on a mass email.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, and I had to have you
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come here IRL.
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- In real life.
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- Hey, uh, Phoebe.
Uh, just circling back
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on my idea to swap out
the ping-pong tables
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with an axe-throwing station.
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- Oh, my God, I love it.
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- Yeah.
- And you know what else
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is a great idea, is, like,
you paying the legal bills
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for the unpaid intern who
gets his dick chopped off.
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Isn't that fun? Do it.
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Go, make it happen.
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That's my cousin, Lenny.
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He ate my grandpa's
cigarettes for years.
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He's still actually
on the design team.
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Well, I hope that you...
And especially, I hope,
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your little Brooklyn
boyfriend...
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Love the sunny weather here,
because I'm feelin' it.
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- Oh, Ben's here all
the time for work.
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He loves it out here
and my family's here
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and all my best friends
from growing up.
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- Oh, my God, you're still
tight with your old crew?
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Ugh, the only way I stay in
touch with my high school squad
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is through, like,
stupid memes and shit.
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Yeah, that's fucking
dumb as shit...
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Yeah.
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- You know what?
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We're having a Halloween
party here tomorrow,
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and I want you there.
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The whole Gravi-Team
is gonna be here...
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Might be the perfect
opportunity to officially spill
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a little tea to the
rest of the floor.
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Oh!
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- For fuck's sake, Lenny.
- Spooky season, baby!
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I swear to God,
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if your mom didn't
give us our seed money,
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I'd fucking... I'd kill him.
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I'd literally kill
him. I have a plan.
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Wait, do you know
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who Benicio Del Toro is?
- Um, yeah.
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I don't.
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- Why would you bring
that up if you...
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Core Three is in the building!
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- Hello!
- Oh, my God!
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- It's a unicorn!
- It is!
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Please, I was here,
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like, two years ago for
Izzy's third birthday party.
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- Oh, my God, Izzy's now nine.
- Nine.
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- Nine.
- What?
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That's impossible.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Yes.
- That makes my baby five.
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Oh, sorry.
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I didn't carry a
baby to full-term.
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Um, my business,
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Andy Leonard Fitness... um,
you've probably heard of it.
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Cool!
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- Uh, yeah, I'm kind of,
like, a brand to the stars.
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- Of TikTok.
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- Well, I'm doing something
very special, okay?
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So don't, like, water it down.
- I'm not watering it.
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- No, but don't water it down.
- I'm not watering it down.
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- Just say you've heard of it...
- Yeah.
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- Just say it's great.
- I don't care about it.
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- Stop talking about it.
- Hey, I have a friggin' idea.
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You guys wanna get drunk?
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- Oh, lemme think about it.
- Let me think...
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Um...
- Hmm...
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Yeah.
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- Ah.
- Whoo!
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- Wait, wait, do
you guys remember
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Senior Lock-In when it
was that magic show,
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and then that one
kid mooned everybody,
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and he had a playing card
between his ass cheeks?
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00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,577
- Oh, my gosh, no. He
was the King of Farts.
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What's his name? It was Letso.
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- Wait, no, no, no.
I know this one.
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I gave him a very dry hand job
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at that abandoned summer camp.
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Camp Wanabangme!
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Oh, my God. You guys,
I freakin' miss this.
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Okay, and I don't wanna jinx it,
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but I think after
that interview,
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you're gonna see
a lot more of me.
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- Yes, get it, queen.
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- Fuck yeah, I knew
you'd crush it.
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Literally, I got a
prosperity crystal
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from my psychic neighbor.
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It cost me, like, 1,000 bucks,
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and I gave it a good
rubbin' for you.
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Oh, guys, don't look
at me like that.
235
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Shamrock is stupid legit, okay?
236
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:43,548
Just don't Google his name and
the words "Tempe, Arizona."
237
00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,683
- Good choices.
- Oh, come on.
238
00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,651
Paul Dudley! Both: What?
239
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,853
- King of Farts was
named Paul Dudley.
240
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,222
Oh, yeah!
241
00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,590
- Paul Dudley.
242
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,060
- Oh, my God! My parents
are in Palm Springs.
243
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,294
- Ooh.
- Don't you guys wanna spend
244
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,796
the night at my
house? It'd be so fun!
245
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,997
Slumbay!
246
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,832
I have extra toothbrushes!
247
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,436
- Oh, don't tell me twice.
- Don't tell me once.
248
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,239
- Boy, oh, boy.
- It's mad chilly.
249
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,676
Oh, boy.
250
00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,845
- Welcome to my home!
- Oh, boy.
251
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,848
- Jinkies.
252
00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:19,551
- I swear I locked
this before I left.
253
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,019
- Okay, Erica, wait.
254
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,787
The manliest person
go first, okay?
255
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,922
- Okay, go.
- That's you.
256
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,392
- That's you. You
know it's you.
257
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,960
Oh, no, a tiny knife.
258
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,095
Oh, that's the key.
- The key.
259
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,196
- Okay.
260
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,637
Oh.
261
00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:40,939
What do we do?
262
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,808
- Vase... the vase.
- Okay.
263
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,648
- What do we do now?
264
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,950
- Uh...
- Shit.
265
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,518
Okay.
266
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,253
Oh!
267
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,957
- What the hell you
guys doing here?
268
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,126
You scared the shit out of
me, you fucking virgins.
269
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,428
- I literally have a
child. I've been fucked.
270
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,429
- Right.
- I'm in town
271
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,663
for a job interview,
272
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,998
and these guys are
spending the night.
273
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,666
What are you doing here
besides Pornhubbing
274
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,235
where Grandma has
Thanksgiving turkey?
275
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,170
- Kay, first of all, don't
bring up Grandma when I'm hard.
276
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,905
And second of all, Mom
and Dad didn't tell you
277
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:14,973
I was living here?
- No.
278
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,142
Classic them.
279
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,377
I'm sort of in between
spots at the moment.
280
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,047
- Oh, that sucks. How's
everything else, bad too?
281
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,648
- No, things are pretty great.
282
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,885
Yeah, I'm just crushing the
vibe, drowning in poonani.
283
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,753
Ugh.
284
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,588
And I got a real sick
job in tech, so...
285
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,924
- Tech support. You work
for a cable company.
286
00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,592
- It's the number one
most-called I.T. department
287
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,661
in the country, baby!
- That's not a good thing.
288
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,029
Ah.
289
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,697
- Oh, no, we're
scared of the dark.
290
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,400
Erica?
291
00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,635
- Josh?
292
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,503
- Erica, go reset
the breaker, please.
293
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,338
- No, thank you. You do it.
- Please do.
294
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,873
What do you think, I'm
just gonna wrap this up
295
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,108
'cause you're in
here? I'm busy.
296
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,443
Oh, my God.
297
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,679
Okay, I'll do it.
You guys go upstairs.
298
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,047
Don't drop anything
else. I'm sobering up.
299
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,182
- Careful.
- Yeah.
300
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,316
- I think someone
broke something?
301
00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,317
- Yeah.
302
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,620
- Shoot.
303
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,641
- It's just my mom's rack.
304
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,120
You guys!
305
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,422
Look what I found!
- Oh, my God, M.A.S.H.
306
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,757
I remember we used to play that!
307
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,893
- Okay, oh, my God.
308
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,862
I'm going to be a plumber.
309
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,465
- I live in a shack. I
marry Jeremy Fischbein.
310
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,601
- Ew!
- Ew!
311
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,003
And I have 100 kids... no!
312
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,972
- Oh, my God!
- Way to go, Fischbein!
313
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,273
Loose.
314
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,742
- Me, me. Okay, um,
I drove a Segway.
315
00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,011
Okay.
316
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,180
Uh, my job is, uh,
I'm a cult leader.
317
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,681
- I could see it.
- Yeah.
318
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,350
Yeah, I see that.
319
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,385
- And then I married
a Mr. Knight.
320
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,787
Oh, yeah,
I remember him.
321
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,690
He was that creepy
geography teacher
322
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,260
who, like, walked all weird.
He really liked you, Andy.
323
00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:19,164
Gimme, gimme, my
turn.
324
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:23,434
Okay, I live in a mansion.
I'm a pro wrestler.
325
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,771
Ooh, the world record for
the longest fingernails!
326
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,607
Okay, oh, my word.
327
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,342
I am married to Joey Fatone.
328
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,078
Ow! Ooh, I could
work with that.
329
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,146
- All right, let
me see. Let me see.
330
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,282
- Okay, yeah, sure.
- Okay.
331
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:41,586
Job... gravedigger.
Pet... snake.
332
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,422
- Okay.
- Death by...
333
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,090
- By what?
334
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,759
- Shit, there's a smudge.
335
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,128
- What do you mean a smudge?
- How the shit am I gonna die?
336
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,829
You die by smudge.
337
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,464
Give me that thing.
338
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,700
Ooh, there's a poem.
339
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,170
Mansion, apartment,
shack, or house,
340
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,940
predict your job,
predict your spouse.
341
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,142
The key is in what
friendship takes.
342
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,445
Read this poem,
unlock your fates.
343
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,748
- Yeah.
- Ooh...
344
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,985
- Stupid!
345
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,961
Shut up.
346
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,336
Happy Hungover Halloween.
347
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,938
Hey, what are you guys
getting into later?
348
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,172
Do you wanna come back here,
349
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,742
hand out candy with
Princess Peach?
350
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,277
- No.
- No.
351
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,779
Candace Nicaragua is going
to this Halloween party,
352
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,314
and she invited me,
353
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,549
and a lot of her influencer
friends are gonna be there,
354
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,051
so she said if I show up,
355
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,653
I could easily get,
like, 10,000 followers.
356
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,321
- I can't even
trick-or-treat with Izzy.
357
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,757
I have to send her out
with Arden and Arden's mom
358
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,493
and the rest of the big
little-eyes fuckers at school.
359
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,028
Get out of here!
360
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,697
- My Metaverse nightclub
is having a troll orgy...
361
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,065
Third annual trollgy...
362
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,668
But I could probably
bot it out or something.
363
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,436
- Why didn't you sleep
in your own room?
364
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,704
It's okay.
365
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,439
When I'm back here,
hopefully for good,
366
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,241
we'll be hanging
out every damn day.
367
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,010
- That's a lot of days.
- Just like old times.
368
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,980
Mm, you silly girl.
369
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,683
You're silly. So silly, girls.
370
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,418
So silly.
371
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,770
- Hi, babe. Why did
you swap our costumes?
372
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,672
I thought
that was you,
373
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,507
not that I hate it.
My nuts are breathing.
374
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,209
- Oh, my God, this
is the first time
375
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,078
in my life I've ever
fucked up packing.
376
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,013
- Uh-oh. Something
must be wrong.
377
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,648
- Wait a second.
378
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,616
What is that behind you?
379
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,984
Is that luggage?
380
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,786
- Babe, you ruined the surprise.
381
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:32,156
If you land this job, I
cannot miss the celebration.
382
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,624
- Aw, babe!
383
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,360
- Ta-ta-ta-ta...
Don't tell Yoshi.
384
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,828
I don't wanna make
this a whole thing.
385
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,863
- Okay, love you.
386
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,741
- Wow.
387
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,110
Wow. Wow.
388
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,080
- What's good, fit
fam? It's me, Ari.
389
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,116
Just
kidding. It's Andy.
390
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,551
Andy Leonard from
#AndyLeonardMethod.
391
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,388
So okay, I see some of you
are already dipping out.
392
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,656
That's cool. "Thank u, next."
393
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,191
But anyways, it's a
hot-ass Halloween,
394
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,459
so I figured we'd cool down
395
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,027
by answering some
of your questions.
396
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,195
So just take a sec...
397
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,066
No!
398
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,135
No, no, no, no, no!
399
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,438
Oh, my God.
400
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,640
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
401
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:27,378
I'm still leasing
this, you stupid fuck!
402
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,980
No.
403
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,682
Oh, my God.
404
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,117
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
405
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,019
Sorry because I feel bad,
not because I did anything.
406
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,754
Just wanna make sure.
407
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:45,062
- Graham, I have
reset your password.
408
00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,966
Now save it to your keychain
409
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:54,172
and gargle my balls.
410
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,673
Go ahead and delete
that.
411
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,212
- All right, I'm back,
ya fuckin' racists.
412
00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,847
Let's head on down
to Clown Town.
413
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,253
Oh, shit.
414
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,222
Ms. Monroe.
415
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,324
We meet again.
416
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,392
- Sorry, um...
417
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,626
Did I... is this I.T.?
418
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,562
- Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah, no.
419
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,797
It's, uh... it's Josh Greenspan.
420
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,999
I'm the one that set
up your work account
421
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,367
a year ago.
422
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,069
Remember?
423
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,438
- I don't. Anyway, my
thing isn't letting me in.
424
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,673
Something about a firew...
425
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,841
What?
426
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,276
Hello? Hello? Haley?
427
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,278
Haley? Ah, you're breaking up!
428
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,746
Haley! All right, hold on.
429
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,348
I got really bad
service in my bedr...
430
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,951
My, uh, my corner office.
431
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,018
- I'll just call someone else.
- No, no, no, no! No, no, no!
432
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,254
I'll save you! I'll save...
433
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,395
- Are you okay?
I heard a noise.
434
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,498
- No, yeah, no, it's...
435
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,801
it's all Gucci here.
436
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,536
So have you tried to...
437
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,305
unplug your device
and plug it back in?
438
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,377
Whew. Windy.
439
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,181
Ramon, you have to charge
for extra zesty sauce.
440
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,250
'Cause...
441
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,484
- It's windy.
442
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,855
- I got this one, Ramon.
443
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,090
Hi.
444
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,925
- I'm Joey.
- Hi, I'm Malala.
445
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,593
Mikayla. Mikayla.
446
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,495
- Well, Mikayla,
nice to meet you.
447
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,931
Cool sexy werewolf costume.
448
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,400
Oh. It's
just... just a werewolf.
449
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,768
- Agree to disagree.
450
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,006
- How's your spicy Italian?
451
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,575
- Meaty. Thick.
452
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,743
- Wet?
453
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,811
- It could be.
- You know what?
454
00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,847
I'd like a 12-incher
455
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,148
packed with salami.
456
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,384
- Pack it?
- Yeah, pack it.
457
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,319
- Yeah.
- How tight do you want it?
458
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320
- Oh, very tight.
459
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,955
I like a lot of mayo.
460
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,256
- Just tell me when to stop.
461
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,326
- Keep going.
462
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,163
- Daddy like.
463
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,501
Actually, tonight
at La Casa Fatone,
464
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,970
it's gonna be a graveyard
smash if you're interested.
465
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,476
- I take that as a "yes"?
466
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,579
- Oh, it's a big old yes.
467
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,880
- Now give it to me.
- Oh, yeah.
468
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,148
I'll give it to you.
469
00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,068
- Wanna hear bone-chilling?
470
00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:31,572
One time I saw a
rat eat a pigeon.
471
00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,140
I'm gonna be very excited
to move back here.
472
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,409
- Howdy, howdy, everyone.
473
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:39,346
So I have a pretty
big announcement,
474
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:42,616
one that has been
a long time coming:
475
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,120
the all-in-one
Theranos blood test.
476
00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:49,456
But in all
seriousness, you guys,
477
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,891
as many as you know,
we have been in search
478
00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:53,460
of a new SVP of Design
for some time now,
479
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:57,264
and I'm happy to say,
the search is over.
480
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,400
And although we're still
technically waiting
481
00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,402
on FDA approval...
482
00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:04,605
Before we completely fucking
disrupt Big Caffeine...
483
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,640
- Whoo.
- The wait is over.
484
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,575
I have the first
cans right here,
485
00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:11,512
complete with art from
our little genius.
486
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,847
So without further ado,
487
00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,049
stop hiding behind that mustache
488
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:19,887
and you come on down
here, Lenny Webber!
489
00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,054
What?
490
00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,790
- Oh, cuz, I am
beyond flattered.
491
00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,793
But unfortunately,
I can't accept,
492
00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,094
- What?
493
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,228
- Not!
494
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:29,997
I accept, I accept.
495
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,265
High five!
496
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:32,366
I love that.
497
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,868
He's good. You're funny.
498
00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,069
Oh, Erica.
499
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,504
Hey, here. Take a can.
500
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,672
It's gonna be so perfect
501
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,274
for all those late
nights freelancing.
502
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,775
It's literally cocaine.
503
00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:42,910
I'm kidding.
504
00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,578
Am I? I don't
know. Let's party.
505
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:47,181
- I'm a boss! Let's party!
506
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,816
- You are not gonna
believe this shit.
507
00:21:48,817 --> 00:21:50,684
- I made a sub for Joey Fatone.
508
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,587
- What?
- Joey Fatone.
509
00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,589
Aka Joey Fat One,
510
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,357
aka Superman,
511
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,761
aka the third, arguably second,
most famous member of N'SYNC.
512
00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,397
- Ah, motherfucking
trucker butt.
513
00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:04,598
- Erica?
514
00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,568
He invited me to a
party at his house.
515
00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:10,003
I am so turned on at work.
516
00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:12,506
I might have to masty in
the utility closet.
517
00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:15,342
- That is 100% a
fireable offense.
518
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,044
- Not if you're the Bread Boss.
519
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,112
Now what shit were
you about to tell me?
520
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:22,149
- I could've been a
rockstar Gravi-teabagger,
521
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,117
but guess what?
522
00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:25,018
The system is fucking rigged.
523
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,321
And it's always going
to favor nepotism babies
524
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,522
like Cousin Lenny,
525
00:22:28,523 --> 00:22:30,090
who probably doesn't
even know how
526
00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,192
to put together a
well-paced PowerPoint.
527
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:35,062
- Aw, I'm so sorry, dude.
528
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,530
That sucks.
529
00:22:36,531 --> 00:22:38,232
Huh.
- What?
530
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,067
- It's probably nothing,
531
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,271
but this shit that happened
today is kinda weird, isn't it?
532
00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:46,740
I mean, we found that
M.A.S.H. game last night.
533
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,042
Today, Andy's car
got all jacked up.
534
00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:51,278
You missed out on a job that
was just, like, on lock.
535
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,081
- My fucking parents'
toilet's broken!
536
00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:56,617
Wait.
537
00:22:56,618 --> 00:22:57,918
Are you plunging?
538
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:58,820
- No.
539
00:22:58,821 --> 00:23:00,153
Yes.
540
00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:02,856
- Because that would
be very plumber of you.
541
00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:05,626
- I am not gonna be
a fucking plumber!
542
00:23:05,627 --> 00:23:08,161
I graduated with
an MFA from RISD.
543
00:23:08,162 --> 00:23:11,965
- Whoa, how big of a doo-doo
did you take, Pooper Mario?
544
00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,967
- No, it was one
wipe, you dipshit.
545
00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,702
- Yeah, for a ten-pound doo-doo?
546
00:23:15,703 --> 00:23:17,571
You gotta
take a look at the tank
547
00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,573
or else we're gonna
have to snake the drain.
548
00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,141
Classic Erica.
- Fuck.
549
00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:22,409
Oh!
550
00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,844
- Don't move.
551
00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,546
Oh! Oh, God!
552
00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:26,747
Oh, God!
553
00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:27,948
Drop! Drop and roll!
554
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,883
Drop, drop, and roll!
555
00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:29,983
- That isn't a snake, is it?
556
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,151
- Play dead! Play dead!
- Aah!
557
00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:32,986
- I don't wanna help you!
- Fuck you!
558
00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:35,589
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
559
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,957
- Don't worry,
babe. Don't worry.
560
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,927
Izzy and I, we watch
animal shows all the time.
561
00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:41,728
In the event that the
snake is poisonous,
562
00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:42,996
you just have to
suck the venom out.
563
00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,531
- What?
- I don't wanna say this,
564
00:23:44,532 --> 00:23:45,866
but Joshy?
- Yeah?
565
00:23:45,867 --> 00:23:47,401
- You better start
sucking your sister.
566
00:23:47,402 --> 00:23:49,102
- Oh, fuck. Just fuckin' do it.
567
00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,371
- Uh, okay.
568
00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,776
What are you doing?
569
00:23:55,777 --> 00:23:57,311
Have you never given a
fucking hickey before?
570
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,880
- I've given several hickeys,
and they've all posted
571
00:23:59,881 --> 00:24:01,381
on Facebook how much
they liked it, so...
572
00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:02,950
- Doesn't fuckin' seem like it.
573
00:24:02,951 --> 00:24:05,385
Oh, my...
- Just relax.
574
00:24:05,386 --> 00:24:06,887
Don't relax...
575
00:24:06,888 --> 00:24:08,388
- Congratulations, Ramon.
576
00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:09,723
Dreams do come true.
577
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,592
You have made it to
regional manager.
578
00:24:11,593 --> 00:24:14,227
I am marrying Joey Fatone.
579
00:24:20,868 --> 00:24:23,904
We have to end this game.
580
00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:25,205
- Why don't we get
you going, girl?
581
00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:27,007
We gonna get that
body-ody-ody ready
582
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,175
for the potty-watty-watty.
583
00:24:29,777 --> 00:24:31,044
And if your
boyfriend's gonna come,
584
00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,080
I want him to go full
goblin on that ass.
585
00:24:33,081 --> 00:24:35,415
Okay, I'm talking uhuhuhuh.
586
00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:39,019
- Andy!
- Um, so anyways,
587
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,821
these influencer
friends of yours...
588
00:24:40,822 --> 00:24:42,122
Get that ass.
589
00:24:42,123 --> 00:24:43,690
- Andy.
590
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,859
- Um, you're friends
with the werewolf?
591
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,729
- Yes, ma'am. Sherman
Oaks High. Class of...
592
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,963
- 2018! It's when I graduated!
593
00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,331
2018. Whoo!
594
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,935
That's when she came
to my graduation.
595
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:56,570
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah. She's so old.
596
00:24:56,571 --> 00:24:58,171
Hi, Miss Mikayla.
597
00:24:58,172 --> 00:24:59,573
Oh, ow!
598
00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:01,308
My wisdom tooth's coming
in 'cause I'm so young.
599
00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,010
Girl, why
don't you keep doing
600
00:25:03,011 --> 00:25:04,244
that, okay?
- Okay.
601
00:25:04,245 --> 00:25:05,979
- Uh, I'll be right back.
- Okay.
602
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,314
- Hey, what are you doing here?
603
00:25:07,315 --> 00:25:10,684
- Andy, some shit is
going down at Erica's.
604
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:12,419
It's like 9/11 bad.
605
00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,554
- 9/11! I don't even
know what that is.
606
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,589
- Yes, you do.
- Ew.
607
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,690
- No one knows what...
608
00:25:16,691 --> 00:25:17,924
- Get the fuck in
the car! Come on!
609
00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,126
- I'll walk you to your car.
- Bye-bye.
610
00:25:19,127 --> 00:25:21,662
Well, Andy
just left me again.
611
00:25:21,663 --> 00:25:23,030
He's helping some old lady.
612
00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:24,197
- Let's go, Miss Mikayla.
613
00:25:24,198 --> 00:25:25,899
- Let's go. Don't touch me.
- Aww.
614
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,635
Oh, someone's.
615
00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:32,440
Whoa!
616
00:25:32,441 --> 00:25:33,840
- Jesus.
617
00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:35,442
- Okay, he's all yours.
- Well, we can share it.
618
00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:36,677
- Nope, no, thank you.
619
00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:37,612
- Guys, there's a
fucking snake here.
620
00:25:37,613 --> 00:25:38,979
Yep, real fucking snake.
621
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,347
- Erica, please
clarify something.
622
00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:42,282
This stupid bitch did
not make Joey Fatone
623
00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,151
a chicken teriyaki
submarine sandwich.
624
00:25:44,152 --> 00:25:46,486
- Actually, I made
him a spicy Italian
625
00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,822
with extra meat and extra cum.
626
00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:50,390
Erica, did you
find Fischbein yet?
627
00:25:50,391 --> 00:25:51,558
- Why would she need
to find Fischbein?
628
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,326
Ohh, right.
629
00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:55,062
Because Fischbein's
your future husband.
630
00:25:55,063 --> 00:25:56,396
- Right.
- I can't find him anywhere.
631
00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:58,198
He's not on Instagram.
He's not on Twitter.
632
00:25:58,199 --> 00:25:59,966
He's not on LinkedIn.
What the fuck is that?
633
00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:02,269
- Ugh, he's giving me
real serial killer vibes.
634
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,670
Holy shit!
635
00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,272
- Aah! Oh, my God.
636
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,007
Am I gonna be a
world-record holder?
637
00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,975
- Oh, please. They're
clearly press-ons.
638
00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:11,011
- Ow, Andy! I grew them myself!
639
00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:13,080
That fucking hurt!
- What?
640
00:26:13,081 --> 00:26:15,282
- What the hell is this smudge?
641
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,483
- What?
642
00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,752
- My death. Smudged.
643
00:26:18,753 --> 00:26:21,121
Eighth-grade Josh,
he was a wild man.
644
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,656
I mean, this could be anything.
645
00:26:22,657 --> 00:26:23,957
Right? It could be
a serial killer.
646
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,358
It could be an anvil
falling on my head.
647
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,760
It could be Topanga Lawrence
spitting in my mouth
648
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,695
till I asphyxiate, which
is actually kinda tight.
649
00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:31,398
- Ugh.
- I'm fucked!
650
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,236
Well, I don't have time
for this today, okay?
651
00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:37,604
I do not have time
for this today.
652
00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:38,939
- Today? Okay.
653
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,340
What about the rest
of our fucking lives?
654
00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,209
I didn't spend my
youth snorting bricks
655
00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:45,112
of ADD meds and
taking up $200,000
656
00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:47,848
in student loans just
to become a plumber
657
00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,784
with Jeremy Fischbein in
a shack with 100 kids!
658
00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,953
Right now, my
shit's tight, okay?
659
00:26:52,954 --> 00:26:54,688
It's like a sweet little peach,
660
00:26:54,689 --> 00:26:56,523
and I don't want
it all splayed out,
661
00:26:56,524 --> 00:26:57,858
flapping willy-nilly.
662
00:26:57,859 --> 00:26:59,259
- That peach is a cobbler, girl.
663
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,094
- At least you're gonna live
long enough to have sex.
664
00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:02,996
- What?
- Kids! To have kids.
665
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,798
So you can have
sex to have kids.
666
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:05,832
You said...
667
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,135
I still had so
much poon to smash.
668
00:27:08,136 --> 00:27:09,402
- Ew, ew, ew.
- Talking about your poon.
669
00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:11,605
- Ugh, gross. Okay. You
know what, you guys?
670
00:27:11,606 --> 00:27:14,808
I'm gonna fix this because I
am A+ Erica fucking Greenspan,
671
00:27:14,809 --> 00:27:16,576
and I fix everything, okay?
672
00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:18,145
Except toilets.
- Yet.
673
00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:20,113
- Will someone just burn the
fuckin' M.A.S.H. book already?
674
00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:21,782
It's like horror
film 101, right?
675
00:27:21,783 --> 00:27:23,216
Just burn it!
- Burn it.
676
00:27:23,217 --> 00:27:24,751
- Is that true? I don't
really watch horror films.
677
00:27:24,752 --> 00:27:26,153
I mostly watch documentaries.
678
00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:27,654
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Erica.
- Okay, all right.
679
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,068
Well, how's everyone feelin'?
680
00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:44,337
- Oh, my gosh,
like, so cleansed.
681
00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:46,072
Like mm.
682
00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:48,275
But my car's at the shop,
and I literally have to run
683
00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:50,911
to my next client, so
don't stop, won't stop.
684
00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:52,112
But you know what?
685
00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:53,980
We should definitely
talk about doing this
686
00:27:53,981 --> 00:27:55,816
all over again because honestly,
687
00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:56,983
if I'm being honest
with you guys,
688
00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:57,919
I really miss...
689
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,119
Wait, no!
690
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,320
How are we gonna
know if it worked?
691
00:28:00,321 --> 00:28:01,189
- Ooh!
692
00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:02,622
What about Jason Momoa?
693
00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:04,958
- What?
- Oh, my God.
694
00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:07,127
He named the snake Jason Momoa.
695
00:28:07,128 --> 00:28:08,929
- Fuck yeah I did 'cause
he's got the hottest pythons
696
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:10,130
in the game.
- Okay.
697
00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:11,032
- Yeah, that...
- Okay, so here's what
698
00:28:11,033 --> 00:28:12,199
we're gonna do.
699
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,267
We're gonna take
off Jason's top.
700
00:28:14,268 --> 00:28:17,237
If he's not in the box, boom.
701
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,939
Curse closed.
- All right.
702
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:21,474
- Three.
- Three.
703
00:28:21,475 --> 00:28:22,809
Two.
704
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:25,980
One.
705
00:28:26,881 --> 00:28:28,748
- Oh, thank God.
706
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,284
Suck my dick, Jason Momoa.
707
00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:33,520
Oh, my God, Andy was right.
708
00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:34,588
- Yeah.
709
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:35,822
Wait, did he say he was running?
710
00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:37,624
Like, actually running?
711
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,826
- Mm, that can't be.
712
00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:56,176
Hold on
there, Usain Bolt.
713
00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:58,511
- Mr. Leonard.
- Mr. Knight.
714
00:28:58,512 --> 00:28:59,613
That's so funny.
715
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:00,780
We were just tal...
716
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,682
Oh, no.
717
00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,351
Oh, fuck no.
718
00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:05,919
- What? Andy?
- Aah! Aah!
719
00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,456
- Oh, Andy.
720
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,458
Oh.
721
00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:17,430
Andy!
722
00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:22,269
What the H-E-double
vibrators is going on?
723
00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:23,670
Aah!
724
00:29:23,671 --> 00:29:25,605
- Move!
- Oh!
725
00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:32,545
- Oh, thank God.
726
00:29:32,546 --> 00:29:33,680
- What's the capital of Finland?
727
00:29:33,681 --> 00:29:34,748
Helsinki.
728
00:29:34,749 --> 00:29:35,815
- Yes, it is.
729
00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:39,853
Andy, come on! Relax.
730
00:29:39,854 --> 00:29:42,622
It's just your old geography
teacher for crying out loud.
731
00:29:44,225 --> 00:29:45,325
I'm not here to kill you.
732
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,627
Or am I?
733
00:29:47,628 --> 00:29:49,562
What what? Cha-cha-cha-cha.
734
00:29:49,563 --> 00:29:50,630
Why would I do that?
735
00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:51,898
I mean, maybe.
No, just kidding.
736
00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:53,500
Am I? No.
737
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,135
- What?
- Come on!
738
00:29:55,136 --> 00:29:57,003
You used to love those
corny jokes of mine.
739
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,672
No? Oh.
740
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,541
Well, listen, hey, you
dropped an earbud...
741
00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:02,709
- Oh.
- Back there. There you go.
742
00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,144
Wanna make sure
you got that back.
743
00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,545
- Silly of me.
744
00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:08,181
- Oh, and also found
this out there.
745
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,249
You left that behind.
746
00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:13,820
You gotta take better
care of your stuff, man.
747
00:30:13,821 --> 00:30:15,889
You know what, this is
actually a teachable moment.
748
00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,524
I love teachable moments.
749
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,092
But you'd
know that, right?
750
00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:21,861
Teaching, talking.
751
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,196
Following.
752
00:30:24,465 --> 00:30:26,066
- I got a whole new
lease on life now.
753
00:30:26,067 --> 00:30:27,300
- Yeah?
- I'm looking for love.
754
00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:29,569
- Aah! I'm too hot
to marry Mr. Knight.
755
00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:32,172
And I'm too hot to
show up on a Segway
756
00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:36,843
to the club like
Paul fucking Blart!
757
00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,244
Aah!
758
00:30:38,245 --> 00:30:39,846
Wait a minute.
759
00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:41,715
But J Momo wasn't
in the shoebo...
760
00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:57,534
Okay.
761
00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:01,004
"Stacy Friendship."
762
00:31:01,005 --> 00:31:04,842
Okay, "Stacy Friendship
Japanese sing-along.
763
00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:08,545
Advice
About Friendship," no.
764
00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,880
Wait.
765
00:31:09,881 --> 00:31:11,715
"Stacy Friendship Defense."
766
00:31:11,716 --> 00:31:14,418
It's from the "L.A.
Times" from 1999.
767
00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:17,621
"Elizabeth Lennox, 22,
of Ventura, was convicted
768
00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:18,922
"of first-degree murder
769
00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:22,793
"in the slaying of
Howard Miller, 23.
770
00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,061
"Miller arrived at her home
771
00:31:24,062 --> 00:31:25,863
"for what he believed was a date
772
00:31:25,864 --> 00:31:28,365
"after the two met
in an AOL chat room.
773
00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,234
"The victim was
unaware that Lennox,
774
00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:33,170
"now a self-employed beekeeper,
775
00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,038
"was his childhood classmate,
776
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,941
once voted 'Most
Likely to Succeed.'"
777
00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,643
Uh...
778
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:44,114
Hello?
779
00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:47,117
Lenniegirl17?
780
00:31:47,118 --> 00:31:48,485
It's How-Dawg.
781
00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,355
- I'm sorry, Howie.
782
00:31:51,356 --> 00:31:53,557
- What?
783
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:54,892
Aah!
784
00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:56,827
No! I have
Third Eye Blind tickets
785
00:31:56,828 --> 00:31:58,862
for...
786
00:31:58,863 --> 00:32:01,465
- "Lennox blamed her
action on Stacy Friendship,
787
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,268
an entity she believed to
be controlling her life"?
788
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:05,335
Oh, my God.
789
00:32:05,336 --> 00:32:06,737
- Okay, well.
790
00:32:06,738 --> 00:32:08,972
Maybe it's a different
Stacy Friendship.
791
00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,407
Another one. You know
that name's so common.
792
00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,109
And it didn't even mention
anything about M.A.S.H.
793
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,044
- That name is so
common. Are you kidding?
794
00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,280
Beekeeper, shack, that
is the M.A.S.H.iest shit
795
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:17,381
I have ever heard.
796
00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:18,582
- So what the fuck
are we gonna do?
797
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,584
- Yeah, come on, A+ Erica.
798
00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:21,985
- Get your shit. Follow me.
799
00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,654
- Shouldn't we take some
of your Adderall with us?
800
00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:25,055
- No!
- Erica, listen.
801
00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:27,157
I'm not going near
any convicted killers.
802
00:32:27,158 --> 00:32:28,425
Are you out of
your fuckin' mind?
803
00:32:28,426 --> 00:32:29,660
- Okay, we have questions.
804
00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:30,861
Lizzie might have answers.
805
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,996
It's all fine. We're
gonna take my...
806
00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:34,131
Where the fuck is my rental car?
807
00:32:34,132 --> 00:32:36,366
- Wait, my car's
not here either.
808
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:38,802
- That, uh, that
wasn't there before.
809
00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:40,003
- "All violators will be towed
810
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:42,272
to Lucky's Autobody
and Impound."
811
00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:44,675
That's weird, because
that's where my car's at.
812
00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:47,044
- Okay, this is exactly why
we need that beekeeper, okay?
813
00:32:47,045 --> 00:32:48,378
- Mm-hmm.
- So I'm gonna order a Lyft.
814
00:32:48,379 --> 00:32:49,580
Oh!
- What?
815
00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:50,747
Oh, my God. Both: What?
816
00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,349
- Holy shit!
- What, what, what, what?
817
00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,952
- I found Jeremy Fischbein.
- Oh, sweet God, ew.
818
00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:56,320
He looks like a leprechaun
that only made it
819
00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:57,654
to middle management.
- Ugh, cancel the ride.
820
00:32:57,655 --> 00:32:59,189
Cancel the ride, girl.
- It's not letting me!
821
00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,190
- I don't want it.
- Mikayla, you do it.
822
00:33:00,191 --> 00:33:01,291
- I don't want it! I got nails!
823
00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,526
- All right, give
it here! Give it.
824
00:33:04,128 --> 00:33:06,597
Boom! App deleted.
825
00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:07,698
Thank you.
826
00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:09,299
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
827
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,667
- Was that what was smudged?
- Oh, my God.
828
00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:11,869
- Yeah, right.
829
00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,203
You titty twisters wish.
830
00:33:13,204 --> 00:33:14,805
- Oh, my God, dude.
I am so sorry.
831
00:33:14,806 --> 00:33:16,206
You were in the...
832
00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:19,309
Josh Greenspan?
- Yeah.
833
00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:22,546
- And Andy and Mikayla,
and is that Erica?
834
00:33:22,547 --> 00:33:25,182
- No! Hi.
835
00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:26,617
- Oh, my God, it's
Jeremy Fischbein!
836
00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:27,784
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
837
00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:29,520
From... from growing up.
838
00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:31,522
- Mm-hmm.
- From where?
839
00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:35,025
- You, um... your chariot...
840
00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:36,326
my van's over here.
841
00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:37,895
- Someone fucking kill me.
- Ooh.
842
00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:40,764
- Man, it is so freaking cool
843
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:42,199
to see you guys
hanging out still.
844
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,802
The Core Three! Oh, my gosh.
845
00:33:45,803 --> 00:33:48,272
So catch me up.
846
00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:51,108
- Ooh, Erica and her
boyfriend are soulmates.
847
00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:53,176
- Hey, that's awesome.
848
00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:56,413
Erica's all boo'd up. Mazel.
849
00:33:56,414 --> 00:33:59,683
And I see you and he
haven't lost your spark.
850
00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,685
- Oh, no, dude. That's all me.
851
00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,086
- Oh, my God, ugh.
- What?
852
00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:05,289
What?
- Don't tell people that.
853
00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:09,760
- All right, I tink we're here.
854
00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:12,362
Dang, trippy haunted
house.
855
00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:14,965
Hope you can find it
in your little hearts
856
00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:17,367
to get cha boy five stars...
857
00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:20,571
Despite the
vehicular assault.
858
00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:22,073
Every review help...
859
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:37,855
- Welcome to Shutter
fuckin' Island.
860
00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:44,828
- Dr. Flores,
dial 182, please.
861
00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:48,165
- Hello, Officer... Adams.
862
00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,901
We are here to
see Lizzie Lennox.
863
00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:52,936
- Inmate Lennox?
864
00:34:52,937 --> 00:34:54,705
She doesn't receive visitors.
865
00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:55,739
Did you even have
an appointment?
866
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,474
An appointment.
867
00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,109
Please.
868
00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,544
I'm Lizzie's new psychiatrist,
869
00:35:00,545 --> 00:35:02,446
and I'm here for
a 2:00 p.m. eval.
870
00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:04,948
And before you ask,
this is my grad team.
871
00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:07,018
- What up?
872
00:35:08,953 --> 00:35:10,754
- Okay.
873
00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:21,698
Room 1266. Careful, doctor.
874
00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:22,967
She's a freak.
875
00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:26,403
- Oh, my God!
876
00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:31,441
- Holy shit.
877
00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:33,443
- Oh, wow.
- Very creative, yet creepy.
878
00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,083
- Hi, Lizzie.
879
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:42,319
Um, my name is Erica.
880
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,288
We just have some questions
about Stacy Friendship.
881
00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,289
- Yeah.
882
00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:51,161
- Um, we found this
gamebook, and...
883
00:35:51,162 --> 00:35:52,329
Aah!
884
00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:54,164
- Oh, God!
- Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
885
00:35:54,165 --> 00:35:55,265
- You didn't read
the poem, did you?
886
00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,533
- A what?
- The poem in the book.
887
00:35:56,534 --> 00:35:57,768
Did you read it?
- Oh, yeah, we read...
888
00:35:57,769 --> 00:35:59,002
- Yeah, we read it.
- The whole thing.
889
00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:00,604
- Read the shit out of it.
- Front to back.
890
00:36:00,605 --> 00:36:02,272
- It got wild, yeah.
- And the middle.
891
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:03,740
- Uh-oh.
892
00:36:03,741 --> 00:36:05,175
- SpaghettiO?
893
00:36:09,047 --> 00:36:11,648
Who's back?
894
00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,884
Stacy.
895
00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:18,055
Oh, my
God, I've seen her before.
896
00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:19,456
She turned into a
fucking coatrack.
897
00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:20,691
Wait, are
you fucking kidding me?
898
00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:22,159
I literally was
jogging this morning,
899
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,194
and that thing had, like,
that cone thing on the eye.
900
00:36:24,195 --> 00:36:25,262
Right? Is that glaucoma?
- Yeah, yeah.
901
00:36:25,263 --> 00:36:27,364
- Is it glaucoma?
- I can hear you.
902
00:36:27,365 --> 00:36:28,532
- It's glaucoma.
903
00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,300
- Stacy Friendship
might seem like
904
00:36:30,301 --> 00:36:32,936
a cute, fun book
company for tweens...
905
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:36,006
- Mm-hmm.
- But the real Stacy,
906
00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:37,808
Anastasia Amicitia...
907
00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:39,876
Mm-hmm, old-ass Latin.
908
00:36:39,877 --> 00:36:41,211
That can't be good.
This is not good.
909
00:36:41,212 --> 00:36:42,646
This is... this is bad.
910
00:36:42,647 --> 00:36:44,915
- [breathing heavily-
911
00:36:50,888 --> 00:36:54,825
- She's a bitter, impish demon
with powers vast and cruel,
912
00:36:54,826 --> 00:36:58,328
known to target children
during sleepovers,
913
00:36:58,329 --> 00:37:01,298
cursing them with the
cruelest punishment of all:
914
00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:03,366
setting their lives
on disparate paths
915
00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:06,536
and ending their
friendships forever.
916
00:37:06,537 --> 00:37:08,038
Ooh.
917
00:37:10,908 --> 00:37:14,478
- Usually Stacy's actions are
spread out over the years.
918
00:37:14,479 --> 00:37:17,080
But because you read
your poem as adults,
919
00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:19,316
it seems this game is
catching up with you.
920
00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:20,517
Fast.
921
00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:24,287
I've always hated poetry.
922
00:37:24,288 --> 00:37:26,156
- So how do we break the curse?
923
00:37:26,157 --> 00:37:28,158
Did you
read the poem or not?
924
00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:30,594
It's literally the
third line down!
925
00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:34,765
"The key is in what
Friendship takes."
926
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,234
You have to give
Stacy Friendship
927
00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:39,536
what she wants.
928
00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:42,272
- Which is...
929
00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:44,541
- A human sacrifice.
930
00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,783
- So, um, is that why you...
931
00:37:52,784 --> 00:37:54,284
- Made Howie miss his concert?
932
00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:56,186
- Yeah.
- Why else?
933
00:37:56,187 --> 00:37:57,654
- So the only way
out of this shit
934
00:37:57,655 --> 00:37:59,556
is by killing our game husbands?
935
00:37:59,557 --> 00:38:00,657
- Of course not.
936
00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:03,360
- Husband.
937
00:38:03,361 --> 00:38:05,128
Singular.
- Oh.
938
00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:08,131
- And what, we just
end up here with you,
939
00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:10,333
wearing Kanye's
outfit eating Jell-O?
940
00:38:10,334 --> 00:38:12,836
- And you rid
yourself of the demon.
941
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,337
Sure, I'm locked up,
942
00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:16,606
but only because I got caught.
943
00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:18,775
And this place isn't
a shack, is it?
944
00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,177
- Mm-mm, no. It's worse.
945
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:22,712
- And then there's my
best friend, Nicky Evans.
946
00:38:22,713 --> 00:38:25,348
Nicky and I played
the game together.
947
00:38:25,349 --> 00:38:28,518
Killing Howie
saved Nicky's life.
948
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:30,487
Unless you've seen a
lumberjack with triplets
949
00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:31,855
tooling around in
a monster truck?
950
00:38:31,856 --> 00:38:34,624
- I hate this so much.
951
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,793
- I don't understand why she
targeted us in the first place.
952
00:38:38,563 --> 00:38:43,800
Stacy chooses friendships
that are vulnerable.
953
00:38:43,801 --> 00:38:45,535
- That's crazy.
We're not vulnerable.
954
00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,504
We're best friends. We
text every single day.
955
00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:50,106
What is that sound?
956
00:38:50,107 --> 00:38:53,076
- I'm just looking
at the drawing.
957
00:38:54,712 --> 00:38:56,012
- I thought you said
you were a doctor.
958
00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:57,280
- Uh, baby, I lied.
959
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:01,151
Oh.
960
00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:02,853
- Go to sleep.
961
00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:04,988
Oh!
962
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,624
Oh!
963
00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:08,825
Holy shit!
964
00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,327
- I'm a pro wrestler!
965
00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:12,963
A pro fucking wrestler!
966
00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:14,898
Let's get the fuck outta here!
967
00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,002
- Hey, shit stains, wait for me!
968
00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:21,000
I can't feel my fuckin' legs!
969
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,402
- Oh, this is a cute little
towing and auto stop.
970
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,704
All right, well, j'arrive.
971
00:39:26,705 --> 00:39:29,540
Think that's
French for "We're here,"
972
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,376
so, yeah, remember to, uh...
973
00:39:31,377 --> 00:39:32,543
- Yeah, five stars.
- Yeah, the...
974
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:33,745
- Yeah, yeah, five
stars. Whatever.
975
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,746
- Shove it up your ass, Fisch.
976
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,147
- Heard you. Annoying.
977
00:39:36,148 --> 00:39:37,415
- We heard you.
- God.
978
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,816
-I can't believe we
got Fischbein again
979
00:39:38,817 --> 00:39:40,385
- Is he the only driver in LA?
- Ugh, get a grip.
980
00:39:41,854 --> 00:39:44,889
- Was it just me or did
his car smell like cheese?
981
00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,191
- It did smell like jizz.
- I said cheese, babe.
982
00:39:47,192 --> 00:39:48,326
- Oh.
983
00:39:48,327 --> 00:39:50,461
Oh.
984
00:39:50,462 --> 00:39:52,430
Well, this place
better be quick.
985
00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:53,564
I got to jet.
- Wait.
986
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:54,766
Why do you get to leave early?
987
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,167
- Because there's
already a powerful entity
988
00:39:56,168 --> 00:39:57,869
controlling my life. It's
called a third grader.
989
00:39:57,870 --> 00:39:59,404
So just, like, text
me where to meet
990
00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:01,706
and we'll deal with all this
demon stuff after, yeah?
991
00:40:01,707 --> 00:40:02,907
- Okay, which one
of you needs help?
992
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:05,376
- Um, all of us in every way.
993
00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,412
- Okay, but start with me.
994
00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:09,580
- Okay, yeah.
- Thank you.
995
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,049
It's Ben! One sec.
996
00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:14,352
- Oh, Ben.
- One sec. What about me?
997
00:40:14,353 --> 00:40:16,287
I have a phone too, you know.
998
00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:19,090
Hello?
999
00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:22,827
I'm an influencer
and I have a bell.
1000
00:40:22,828 --> 00:40:25,730
Wouldn't
wanna give you a bad review.
1001
00:40:25,731 --> 00:40:28,266
You're getting in my shot.
1002
00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:29,734
- Hey, babe. How'd it go?
1003
00:40:29,735 --> 00:40:32,069
- Okay, so you know how I
really like making plans?
1004
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,805
I think I need to start
making some new ones.
1005
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,306
- What do you mean?
What happened?
1006
00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,142
- Phoebe hired her little
vapist cousin over me.
1007
00:40:38,143 --> 00:40:40,545
- Shit. Well, who knows?
1008
00:40:40,546 --> 00:40:41,846
Maybe he deserved it.
1009
00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:43,815
Anyways, where should we meet?
1010
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,483
Just landed at LAX.
- I'm sorry.
1011
00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,584
I might have misheard you.
1012
00:40:46,585 --> 00:40:48,886
You said Cousin
Borat deserved it?
1013
00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,655
- Wait, his name is Borat?
- No!
1014
00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,056
No one is named Borat!
1015
00:40:52,057 --> 00:40:54,759
Well, I know... I
wouldn't say no one,
1016
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,327
but... there's a possibility,
1017
00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,429
but he's... he's not...
1018
00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:01,299
- Oh. Oh.
1019
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,234
Yes.
1020
00:41:10,776 --> 00:41:13,144
Fuck me.
1021
00:41:24,456 --> 00:41:26,691
Not today, Satan.
1022
00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:39,871
Here we go.
1023
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,739
- Touched the mirror
up. No problemo.
1024
00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,040
You're all set, my man.
1025
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,076
Thanks so much. Okay.
1026
00:41:45,077 --> 00:41:46,310
Bye.
- Yeah.
1027
00:41:46,311 --> 00:41:47,991
- I love what you're
doing with that, um...
1028
00:41:50,282 --> 00:41:52,518
Yeah.
1029
00:41:57,322 --> 00:41:58,656
Are you kidding me?
1030
00:41:58,657 --> 00:42:01,325
Hey, hey, girl. Hey, girl?
1031
00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,594
- You can't possibly mean this.
1032
00:42:03,595 --> 00:42:05,363
Okay? You're... I mean, you...
1033
00:42:05,364 --> 00:42:07,732
Oh, you don't mean this.
1034
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,734
It's the game. It's
trying to break us up.
1035
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,203
- What game?
- Um, Ben, I'm sorry.
1036
00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,972
I need you to go to
an In-N-Out, any one,
1037
00:42:14,973 --> 00:42:16,507
try the fries, tell
me if they're good.
1038
00:42:16,508 --> 00:42:18,009
I don't think they're
that good, okay?
1039
00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:20,778
I'm gonna fix this because
I fucking love you!
1040
00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:22,046
Bye!
- Love you t...
1041
00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:24,015
- Come on, you little bastard.
1042
00:42:24,016 --> 00:42:25,082
Come to papa.
1043
00:42:26,818 --> 00:42:29,687
Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit.
1044
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,825
Oh, yep. Okay, this is it.
1045
00:42:34,826 --> 00:42:36,727
Hey, girl, sorry.
1046
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,629
So funny story, you
actually made it worse
1047
00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:40,064
'cause it won't start.
1048
00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:41,465
- That is funny because
it was a second ago.
1049
00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,701
- So you agree, it's broken?
- Just hang on a minute.
1050
00:42:43,702 --> 00:42:45,002
I have to help another customer.
1051
00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:47,138
- Okay, I'm a customer
too, so if you could...
1052
00:42:47,139 --> 00:42:48,873
- Pop quiz!
1053
00:42:48,874 --> 00:42:50,408
Where's Lake Titicaca?
1054
00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:58,482
- Hey!
- No! No!
1055
00:42:58,483 --> 00:42:59,817
Andy!
1056
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:01,285
Chill out, brother man.
1057
00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,687
God.
1058
00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:04,422
Listen, hey, I just
want to invite you
1059
00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:06,857
to a adult learning group that
I happen to be leading up.
1060
00:43:06,858 --> 00:43:07,826
I think you'd...
1061
00:43:09,595 --> 00:43:10,995
Oh.
1062
00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:13,030
Hey, cowboy, take it easy!
1063
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:16,734
Aah!
1064
00:43:16,735 --> 00:43:19,670
Is that what I look like?
1065
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,613
Stacy, you stupid bitch.
1066
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:37,955
- "Exorcist near me."
1067
00:43:37,956 --> 00:43:40,358
One sec. Just real quick.
1068
00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:43,594
Ugh, there's so much shit
on the Internet, right?
1069
00:43:43,595 --> 00:43:44,929
- I have other customers.
1070
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:47,365
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.
1071
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,167
Um.
- Oh, my God. Holy shit.
1072
00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:51,736
You're holding my hand.
1073
00:43:51,737 --> 00:43:53,170
- I love you...
- Whoa.
1074
00:43:53,171 --> 00:43:56,073
- And what you do is
essential and honorable work.
1075
00:43:56,074 --> 00:43:57,642
Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
1076
00:43:57,643 --> 00:43:59,076
Uh...
- I'll Venmo you!
1077
00:43:59,077 --> 00:44:01,813
- Oh, I'm supposed to get paid!
1078
00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:04,248
- What the fuck?
1079
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,854
You go. Oh, it's you.
1080
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,922
Yeah, okay. I
can't go on Segway rides
1081
00:44:11,923 --> 00:44:13,691
on the beach with
that man, Erica.
1082
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,259
And I can't kill him either
1083
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:18,796
because Mr. Knight is
like a town fixture,
1084
00:44:18,797 --> 00:44:20,297
and I would get caught,
like, in five seconds.
1085
00:44:20,298 --> 00:44:23,334
And I can't go to
prison. Look at my face.
1086
00:44:23,335 --> 00:44:24,769
Look at my face.
1087
00:44:24,770 --> 00:44:26,570
I'm too pretty to go to prison!
1088
00:44:26,571 --> 00:44:27,872
- No one's killing anyone, okay?
1089
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,540
Just get in the car
and ditch that thing.
1090
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:30,608
We're going to Mikayla's.
1091
00:44:30,609 --> 00:44:31,842
- Help me.
1092
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,344
Chop-chop!
1093
00:44:33,345 --> 00:44:34,779
- Come on.
1094
00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:36,580
Stupid.
1095
00:44:39,217 --> 00:44:40,217
- You're okay.
1096
00:44:40,218 --> 00:44:42,820
You're okay.
1097
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,995
- That's too much.
- I can't stress enough,
1098
00:44:50,996 --> 00:44:53,097
I can't stand when you
dress up kids like...
1099
00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:54,231
- Look, look, look, look, look!
1100
00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:57,601
- Hey, Isabella!
1101
00:44:57,602 --> 00:45:00,137
You look so different from
the last time I saw you.
1102
00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:02,940
- Yeah, okay. Well,
Mommy might be a while,
1103
00:45:02,941 --> 00:45:04,909
so I want you to head on in,
1104
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,211
turn on the TV, and
watch "The Irishman."
1105
00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:08,979
- Why can't I trick
or treat with Arden?
1106
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,183
- Well, Arden's mom is
an emotional terrorist,
1107
00:45:12,184 --> 00:45:15,152
and her Botox is
honestly a crime.
1108
00:45:15,153 --> 00:45:17,054
So you wanna get inside?
1109
00:45:17,055 --> 00:45:18,422
- All right. Love you.
1110
00:45:18,423 --> 00:45:19,657
- Sure about that?
1111
00:45:19,658 --> 00:45:21,492
- Excuse me?
- Love you.
1112
00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:24,395
That was a fake smile.
1113
00:45:24,396 --> 00:45:26,063
- Okay, which one's Shamrock's?
- Upstairs.
1114
00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,098
You guys sure you wanna do this?
1115
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,332
He's really expensive.
1116
00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,468
I mean, he's legit, right?
1117
00:45:30,469 --> 00:45:34,105
You think I would be
taken by a mystic?
1118
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,139
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1119
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,108
- Really?
- Absolutely.
1120
00:45:36,109 --> 00:45:37,508
- Hidey ho, fuckerinos.
1121
00:45:37,509 --> 00:45:39,043
- Oh, Limpy.
- Oh, shit.
1122
00:45:39,044 --> 00:45:40,344
We left Josh at the lot.
1123
00:45:40,345 --> 00:45:41,979
We're sorry.
- No, it's all good,
1124
00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:43,614
although I did almost
turn into a human s'more,
1125
00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:44,749
so that was kind of weird.
1126
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:45,950
By the way, Mercedes runs great.
1127
00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,185
- Aah! Sports.
- For me anyway.
1128
00:45:48,186 --> 00:45:49,487
- How did you even find us?
1129
00:45:49,488 --> 00:45:50,688
- Andy's Instagram.
1130
00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:51,922
- What?
- You're live right now.
1131
00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:53,124
- No, I'm not.
- You sure are.
1132
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,492
Oh, my gosh, I am.
1133
00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:55,926
Oh. Well, only four followers.
1134
00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:57,094
I should have at least nine.
1135
00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:58,963
- You're worried
about nine followers?
1136
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,197
That's not even double digits.
1137
00:46:00,198 --> 00:46:02,800
- Let's go up the stairs.
- Okay.
1138
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,168
Hey, guys. Going upstairs.
1139
00:46:04,169 --> 00:46:05,936
Sorry about the
butt-dial.
1140
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,181
- You've got the wrong Shamrock!
1141
00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,818
- It's me!
1142
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,356
- Me.
1143
00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:26,757
I'm me.
1144
00:46:41,807 --> 00:46:44,275
- It's not Shamrock.
I'm a ghost!
1145
00:46:44,276 --> 00:46:45,810
Mikayla!
1146
00:46:45,811 --> 00:46:47,878
Great to see you.
1147
00:46:47,879 --> 00:46:49,847
I'm not a ghost.
1148
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:54,418
She told you what?
1149
00:46:54,419 --> 00:46:56,654
- You guys don't have
to murder anyone.
1150
00:46:56,655 --> 00:46:58,956
I'm slightly more relieved.
1151
00:46:58,957 --> 00:47:00,758
Whew.
1152
00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,259
- That's cute.
1153
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,861
You guys are in the right place.
1154
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,529
Okay? Because I'm
pretty dialed-in
1155
00:47:05,530 --> 00:47:07,598
to the spirit realm.
1156
00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:11,136
And I don't wanna get,
like, all HJO on you.
1157
00:47:12,504 --> 00:47:13,838
Haley Joel Osment.
1158
00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:16,640
But entities,
1159
00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:18,309
they fuck with Shamrock.
1160
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:21,212
You know whose ghost sat
over there last week?
1161
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:22,746
Take a guess.
- Guess?
1162
00:47:22,747 --> 00:47:24,048
- Gandhi?
- No.
1163
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,115
- Is it Lucille Ball?
- What did you say?
1164
00:47:25,116 --> 00:47:26,517
- Was it Lucille Ball?
- No.
1165
00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:27,585
- The Gerber baby?
1166
00:47:27,586 --> 00:47:28,786
- Joe DiMaggio.
- Oh.
1167
00:47:28,787 --> 00:47:30,321
- Who?
- Joe DiMaggio.
1168
00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:31,722
- Joe DiMaggio.
- Marilyn Manson's husband.
1169
00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,324
- Marilyn Monroe.
- Baseball.
1170
00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:35,459
- Anyway, this sounds like what
we in the metaphysical field
1171
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,761
call "a real fuckup."
- Okay.
1172
00:47:37,762 --> 00:47:39,964
- So here's what we're gonna do.
1173
00:47:39,965 --> 00:47:41,565
We're gonna conjure the demon.
- Mm-hmm.
1174
00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:42,867
- We're gonna
uncross your wires.
1175
00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:43,802
- Okay.
- And we're gonna send her
1176
00:47:43,803 --> 00:47:45,469
straight back to hell.
1177
00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,371
That sound groovy?
- Sounds so groovy.
1178
00:47:47,372 --> 00:47:48,973
- So groovy.
- It's groo-vay.
1179
00:47:48,974 --> 00:47:49,908
- All right, so here's
what I'm gonna need.
1180
00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,709
I'm gonna need the book
1181
00:47:51,710 --> 00:47:53,010
and one of your Venmos.
1182
00:47:53,011 --> 00:47:54,411
- Okay.
- And in the For line,
1183
00:47:54,412 --> 00:47:55,846
don't put anything specific
and just put, like,
1184
00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:57,648
a random emoji or something
'cause I don't want Venmo
1185
00:47:57,649 --> 00:47:59,409
coming back at me with,
like, a business fee.
1186
00:48:03,704 --> 00:48:06,206
- Anastasia?
1187
00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:08,041
Anastasia, if you can hear me,
1188
00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,175
send us a sign.
1189
00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:11,778
Oh.
1190
00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:12,946
- Anastasia?
1191
00:48:12,947 --> 00:48:14,481
Anastasia, is that you?
1192
00:48:14,482 --> 00:48:16,916
Knock once for yes
and twice for no.
1193
00:48:17,952 --> 00:48:19,152
- Okay.
1194
00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:20,286
Listen, we're not gonna take up
1195
00:48:20,287 --> 00:48:21,421
too much of your time.
1196
00:48:21,422 --> 00:48:23,590
I know it's crazy
busy down there
1197
00:48:23,591 --> 00:48:26,426
in your realm,
especially on Halloween.
1198
00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,061
So just tell us,
1199
00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:29,829
was it you who
delivered this book?
1200
00:48:31,065 --> 00:48:32,065
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa.
1201
00:48:32,066 --> 00:48:34,200
Well, okay.
1202
00:48:34,201 --> 00:48:37,137
And was it your intention
for these four souls
1203
00:48:37,138 --> 00:48:39,672
to be its recipient?
1204
00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,040
Aah!
1205
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,509
- Okay, Shamrock, we
see what you're doing.
1206
00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:44,144
- Shh! Eyes closed.
1207
00:48:44,145 --> 00:48:45,712
She said it wasn't for
you. That's good news.
1208
00:48:45,713 --> 00:48:47,414
- No, it's not, and
we're out $1,500.
1209
00:48:47,415 --> 00:48:49,082
- Okay, you know what? I
don't even usually take
1210
00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,083
walk-ins, and I'm
only doing this
1211
00:48:50,084 --> 00:48:51,151
'cause Mikayla's a friend.
1212
00:48:51,152 --> 00:48:52,952
- No, no, no, no.
I am so sorry.
1213
00:48:52,953 --> 00:48:54,754
Do you guys wanna
do this or not?
1214
00:48:54,755 --> 00:48:55,955
- Yes, we do.
- Okay.
1215
00:48:55,956 --> 00:48:57,257
Let's get into it.
1216
00:48:57,258 --> 00:48:59,526
Shamrock, they're sorry.
1217
00:48:59,527 --> 00:49:01,594
Stacy, you're still here, right?
1218
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:04,597
Okay, well, let's
get back into it.
1219
00:49:04,598 --> 00:49:05,765
Sham?
1220
00:49:07,635 --> 00:49:08,868
- That wasn't me.
1221
00:49:08,869 --> 00:49:10,236
- What?
1222
00:49:10,237 --> 00:49:12,806
- We have a visitor.
1223
00:49:15,009 --> 00:49:16,676
- My hair.
1224
00:49:16,677 --> 00:49:18,978
- Um, what the fuck?
1225
00:49:18,979 --> 00:49:20,914
- Okay, demon.
1226
00:49:20,915 --> 00:49:22,682
It's time to...
1227
00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:24,184
- Aah!
1228
00:49:25,753 --> 00:49:27,887
Aah.
1229
00:49:27,888 --> 00:49:29,155
Shammy?
1230
00:49:29,156 --> 00:49:30,490
You...
- Aah!
1231
00:49:30,491 --> 00:49:32,592
Felicem
vesperam sanctam.
1232
00:49:34,094 --> 00:49:36,729
- You bitches are so fucked.
1233
00:49:36,730 --> 00:49:38,298
- We never should've
played that fucking game!
1234
00:49:38,299 --> 00:49:40,033
- Core Three for life, huh?
1235
00:49:40,034 --> 00:49:41,234
- Core Three and Josh.
1236
00:49:41,235 --> 00:49:43,670
- What the fuck do
you want from us?
1237
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,574
- Okay, you need to
take several seats.
1238
00:49:47,575 --> 00:49:49,609
Okay, you leave her alone.
- Or what?
1239
00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,645
You're gonna make me
a mean ticky-tocky?
1240
00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,081
I bet Mr. Knight likes
having his toes sucked.
1241
00:49:55,082 --> 00:49:56,182
Mm-mm, Stacy,
1242
00:49:56,183 --> 00:49:57,717
you leave him alone.
1243
00:49:57,718 --> 00:50:00,019
- Mrs. Joey Fatone.
1244
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,588
Mega-mansion, huh?
1245
00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:02,856
- Yes.
1246
00:50:02,857 --> 00:50:04,991
- Actually sounds pretty nice.
1247
00:50:04,992 --> 00:50:07,026
- Honestly, it doesn't
sound that bad.
1248
00:50:07,027 --> 00:50:08,194
But you shut up. You shut up!
1249
00:50:08,195 --> 00:50:09,362
- Yeah, man. Shut the fuck up!
1250
00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:12,298
- Well, if it isn't the virgin!
1251
00:50:12,299 --> 00:50:14,100
All right.
1252
00:50:14,101 --> 00:50:15,835
This guy's obviously
a scam artist,
1253
00:50:15,836 --> 00:50:18,104
'cause I fuck puss all the
time and we all know it.
1254
00:50:18,105 --> 00:50:19,439
Puss?
1255
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,609
- You're gonna die
today, incel boy.
1256
00:50:24,945 --> 00:50:27,146
I've definitely had sex, though!
1257
00:50:37,157 --> 00:50:39,559
- God, that's loud and stinky.
1258
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,762
Shamrock? Sham, are
you... are you okay?
1259
00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,731
Are you yourself?
1260
00:50:44,732 --> 00:50:47,100
Shammy? Shamrock?
1261
00:50:47,101 --> 00:50:48,434
Is that you? You okay?
1262
00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:51,337
- Did...
1263
00:50:51,338 --> 00:50:53,039
- Yeah?
- Yeah?
1264
00:50:54,808 --> 00:50:56,243
The Venmo go through?
1265
00:50:59,446 --> 00:51:02,316
Guys, I said use an emoji.
1266
00:51:09,156 --> 00:51:10,590
- He's sensitive.
1267
00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:27,106
- Hey, Josh. It's
okay. We knew.
1268
00:51:27,107 --> 00:51:28,174
- You did?
1269
00:51:28,175 --> 00:51:30,176
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
1270
00:51:30,177 --> 00:51:32,812
- Look, for the record,
I'm not an incel.
1271
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:33,880
All right?
1272
00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,214
I'm just involuntarily celibate.
1273
00:51:35,215 --> 00:51:36,783
Okay, yeah. That's
what an incel is.
1274
00:51:36,784 --> 00:51:37,951
- Heard it out loud.
- You get it.
1275
00:51:37,952 --> 00:51:38,985
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1276
00:51:38,986 --> 00:51:40,787
- Guys, I...
1277
00:51:40,788 --> 00:51:43,056
I can't die a virgin.
1278
00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,291
Okay.
1279
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,760
I will take one for the team.
1280
00:51:47,761 --> 00:51:50,163
I will give you
one, two minutes...
1281
00:51:50,164 --> 00:51:52,565
- I don't want a pity hump.
1282
00:51:52,566 --> 00:51:55,234
I want the real thing, you know?
1283
00:51:55,235 --> 00:51:57,103
I want to live.
1284
00:51:57,104 --> 00:51:58,838
I want to be loved.
1285
00:51:58,839 --> 00:52:00,740
I want to be held.
1286
00:52:00,741 --> 00:52:02,241
I want to do reiki
on a beach somewhere.
1287
00:52:02,242 --> 00:52:03,576
- What?
1288
00:52:03,577 --> 00:52:05,044
- So help me God, if I
had a M.A.S.H. wife...
1289
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,614
I would kill the shit
out of that bitch.
1290
00:52:07,615 --> 00:52:10,550
Aw, so sweet.
1291
00:52:10,551 --> 00:52:12,218
But I guess even in
my own fantasies,
1292
00:52:12,219 --> 00:52:13,987
I'm still destined
to be alone, huh?
1293
00:52:13,988 --> 00:52:15,355
- Yeah.
1294
00:52:15,356 --> 00:52:17,290
- Okay, is no one gonna say it?
- Say what?
1295
00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,291
- Okay, I guess I'll say it.
1296
00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,425
What?
1297
00:52:19,426 --> 00:52:20,327
- Erica, you have
to kill Fischbein.
1298
00:52:20,328 --> 00:52:21,328
- Yeah.
- What?
1299
00:52:21,329 --> 00:52:22,362
- Yeah.
- I can't do it.
1300
00:52:22,363 --> 00:52:23,763
I was valedictorian!
- So?
1301
00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:25,531
The Unabomber went to
Harvard. What's your point?
1302
00:52:25,532 --> 00:52:27,266
- Did he really? He must've
been legacy or something.
1303
00:52:27,267 --> 00:52:28,534
- Super sure.
- He was really smart.
1304
00:52:28,535 --> 00:52:29,902
- Okay, I'm not a
murderer, okay, Andy?
1305
00:52:29,903 --> 00:52:32,271
I'm not gonna do it. We
just need to re-group
1306
00:52:32,272 --> 00:52:33,573
and make some
flowcharts or something.
1307
00:52:33,574 --> 00:52:36,409
- Flowch... what? It's
a demon curse, Erica!
1308
00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:38,011
You're not just gonna
make some Microsoft Excel
1309
00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:39,412
and get rid of it, okay?
1310
00:52:39,413 --> 00:52:40,980
And no one's gonna,
like, fucking miss
1311
00:52:40,981 --> 00:52:42,148
or even question
the disappearance
1312
00:52:42,149 --> 00:52:43,850
of Jeremy Fischbein, okay?
1313
00:52:43,851 --> 00:52:46,352
The guy had no
goals, no ambition,
1314
00:52:46,353 --> 00:52:48,888
he's boring, so dull,
and so, like, ugh!
1315
00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:50,723
- Not to mention he's a
shit driver, am I right?
1316
00:52:52,092 --> 00:52:54,327
- Also, you would literally
be saving my life,
1317
00:52:54,328 --> 00:52:57,331
so that would be
pretty fucking sweet.
1318
00:52:58,532 --> 00:53:01,601
- Okay, fine. I'll do it.
1319
00:53:01,602 --> 00:53:04,270
I'll whack off Fischbein
tonight at Camp Wanabangme.
1320
00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:05,705
- Yes.
- Okay, are you happy?
1321
00:53:05,706 --> 00:53:09,876
- No, not whack him off.
It's just, like, whack him.
1322
00:53:09,877 --> 00:53:11,310
- I've always said that.
1323
00:53:11,311 --> 00:53:12,612
- Whacking off is, like...
- Don't listen to them.
1324
00:53:12,613 --> 00:53:13,980
- You know, when you, like...
1325
00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,314
- In our house, it's whack off.
1326
00:53:22,556 --> 00:53:24,424
- You know, when I saw
your message in the app,
1327
00:53:24,425 --> 00:53:26,693
I was like, "Okay, what'd
she leave in my backseat?
1328
00:53:26,694 --> 00:53:27,827
Wallet or keys?"
1329
00:53:28,763 --> 00:53:29,929
- And then when you're like,
1330
00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:31,264
"Oh, actually I'm
single. Let's hang out."
1331
00:53:31,265 --> 00:53:33,966
I was like, "Okay,
heck yeah."
1332
00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:36,602
- Guess I've just been
waiting for this moment
1333
00:53:36,603 --> 00:53:38,204
since I saw that sweet
Austin Powers impression
1334
00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:40,106
when we were in seventh grade.
1335
00:53:40,107 --> 00:53:43,843
- Yeah, I still dabble
in impressions, actually.
1336
00:53:43,844 --> 00:53:45,645
- Really?
- Yeah.
1337
00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:46,946
Yeah.
1338
00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:48,414
- Can I see one?
1339
00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:50,983
- Yeah, yeah, like uh...
1340
00:53:50,984 --> 00:53:54,487
Werner Herzog was looking
at this plate, he'd be like,
1341
00:53:54,488 --> 00:53:55,888
Cheese is the symbol
1342
00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:59,892
of man's dominance
over the dairy animals.
1343
00:54:01,495 --> 00:54:03,930
- Or I usually do Sam Elliott
hosting "RuPaul's Drag Race."
1344
00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:05,198
- Okay.
1345
00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:06,499
Bring back my hogs.
1346
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,735
For today's maxi challenge,
1347
00:54:08,736 --> 00:54:10,803
you gotta dress up all
these little piggies
1348
00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:13,706
like they're hitting Studio 54.
1349
00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:16,876
So wait, all the "Drag
Race" contestants are all...
1350
00:54:16,877 --> 00:54:18,478
- They're hogs.
- Hogs? Yeah.
1351
00:54:18,479 --> 00:54:19,979
They're
gonna be a great bacon one day.
1352
00:54:21,215 --> 00:54:23,282
- Look at me. You're
a beautiful hog.
1353
00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:25,017
Don't let anyone take
that away from you.
1354
00:54:26,386 --> 00:54:27,946
Anyway,
uh, to your health.
1355
00:54:29,556 --> 00:54:32,024
- And to yours.
1356
00:54:40,501 --> 00:54:42,969
Um, I got a ride.
1357
00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:44,671
- Yeah, all right.
1358
00:54:50,672 --> 00:54:52,339
Oh, God.
1359
00:54:53,842 --> 00:54:55,609
- Uh, you sound
really out-of-shape.
1360
00:54:55,610 --> 00:54:57,411
- Oh, God. I'm gonna throw up.
- Yeah.
1361
00:54:57,412 --> 00:54:58,679
Oh, boy.
1362
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,314
- Ugh, you okay?
- Oh yeah, I'm all right.
1363
00:55:00,315 --> 00:55:01,849
Oh, God. No.
1364
00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,917
Just
so we're clear...
1365
00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:06,854
I did that so we
don't go to jail,
1366
00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:09,356
not because of my
M.A.S.H fate...
1367
00:55:09,357 --> 00:55:10,758
as a gravedigger.
1368
00:55:10,759 --> 00:55:12,559
- Of course not, but you
are freakishly good at it.
1369
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,894
- Well, thank you.
1370
00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:15,095
- It wasn't a compliment.
It's a disgusting job.
1371
00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:16,230
- All right.
1372
00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:17,398
- So when you're done with that,
1373
00:55:17,399 --> 00:55:18,266
put the shovel over
there by cabin 69.
1374
00:55:18,267 --> 00:55:19,433
69.
1375
00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:20,634
That's where we told
Erica we would be
1376
00:55:20,635 --> 00:55:22,236
and we're gonna hide over there
1377
00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:24,371
where Mikayla's pissing in the
bushes where we're gonna hide!
1378
00:55:24,372 --> 00:55:26,573
Mikayla!
1379
00:55:28,877 --> 00:55:32,279
- I don't plan of Lyfting
forever, of course.
1380
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,081
- You have some
larger aspirations?
1381
00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:36,950
- Yeah, I mean,
doesn't everybody?
1382
00:55:36,951 --> 00:55:39,153
I'm trying to open up my
own artisanal cheese shop,
1383
00:55:39,154 --> 00:55:40,454
Fischbein Farms.
1384
00:55:40,455 --> 00:55:42,423
I've been studying up
on how to age everything
1385
00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:44,558
from gouda to gruyere.
1386
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:47,728
Luckily, my parents are
letting me stay for a while.
1387
00:55:47,729 --> 00:55:49,196
I'm in savings mode.
1388
00:55:49,197 --> 00:55:51,832
And I just... I really
love my parents.
1389
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,701
- Wow, so you're gonna
be a cheesemonger?
1390
00:55:54,702 --> 00:55:58,071
Uh, we prefer curd nerd.
1391
00:55:58,072 --> 00:56:00,140
I saw that on the internet.
1392
00:56:00,141 --> 00:56:01,642
Man, I'm, like,
killing it tonight.
1393
00:56:01,643 --> 00:56:03,744
- Mm!
1394
00:56:03,745 --> 00:56:04,912
- How's that chevre tasting?
1395
00:56:04,913 --> 00:56:06,547
- Honestly, I could
bathe in this.
1396
00:56:06,548 --> 00:56:08,282
Where's it from?
1397
00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:10,651
- Not where, who.
1398
00:56:10,652 --> 00:56:11,785
- Hmm?
1399
00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:13,754
- Come on. I'll
show you the shack.
1400
00:56:13,755 --> 00:56:15,690
The... the what?
1401
00:56:17,525 --> 00:56:20,093
- I built it just for her.
1402
00:56:20,094 --> 00:56:21,562
Henrietta, meet my friend Erica.
1403
00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,432
- Oh, my God. Jeremy,
she's adorable.
1404
00:56:25,433 --> 00:56:26,834
- Yeah, she is.
1405
00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:29,102
You're a hell of a dairy
goat, too, aren't ya?
1406
00:56:29,103 --> 00:56:30,437
You wouldn't know
it looking at her,
1407
00:56:30,438 --> 00:56:32,372
but she was actually
the runt of her litter.
1408
00:56:32,373 --> 00:56:34,708
Guess that's why I
like her so much.
1409
00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,009
I'm kind of a runt, too.
1410
00:56:39,247 --> 00:56:41,515
Oh, my God.
- What? What's wrong?
1411
00:56:42,584 --> 00:56:45,285
- Um, she's early.
1412
00:56:45,286 --> 00:56:47,855
Early for what?
1413
00:56:47,856 --> 00:56:51,658
- Get in here quick.
- Why?
1414
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,694
- We're having a kid.
1415
00:56:53,695 --> 00:56:55,697
Kid?
1416
00:56:56,898 --> 00:56:58,866
- Oh, what's taking her so long?
1417
00:56:58,867 --> 00:57:00,801
- I don't know. It's
hard to seduce people.
1418
00:57:00,802 --> 00:57:02,836
- Never send a blond
to do a gay man's job.
1419
00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:04,004
- What?
- What?
1420
00:57:04,005 --> 00:57:05,939
- Wait, you're gay?
- Oh, come on.
1421
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,875
- What?
- Is he gay?
1422
00:57:06,876 --> 00:57:07,908
- Shut up, Josh.
1423
00:57:07,909 --> 00:57:09,009
- I didn't... I don't know.
1424
00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,310
I don't make
assumptions like that.
1425
00:57:10,311 --> 00:57:12,212
- Honestly pretty progressive.
- Thank you.
1426
00:57:12,213 --> 00:57:13,347
- You're welcome.
1427
00:57:14,349 --> 00:57:16,750
- My God, so little.
1428
00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:17,851
- Dang, mommy!
1429
00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:19,186
Check you out, bottle-feeding.
1430
00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,821
I'm calling you
for future litters.
1431
00:57:20,822 --> 00:57:22,856
Future litters?
1432
00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:24,625
- Come on. I can't
have just one kid.
1433
00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:28,061
The plan is a hundred.
1434
00:57:29,797 --> 00:57:31,999
- Um, you know what?
1435
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,736
Maybe mama and baby
need to relax, bond.
1436
00:57:35,737 --> 00:57:37,838
Maybe get a change of scenery?
1437
00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:39,840
- Um, sure.
1438
00:57:39,841 --> 00:57:42,075
Um, what were you thinking?
1439
00:57:42,076 --> 00:57:44,878
Axe-throwing bar, something?
1440
00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,847
- What about Camp Wanabango?
1441
00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:50,717
- Hell yeah.
1442
00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,488
You look like Jigglypuff.
1443
00:57:54,489 --> 00:57:56,256
- I'm Ariana Grande.
- You do look like
1444
00:57:56,257 --> 00:57:58,025
a Jigglypuff Grande.
1445
00:57:58,026 --> 00:57:59,059
- Yeah, look at his little curl.
1446
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,661
You're Jigglypuff.
- I'm...
1447
00:58:00,662 --> 00:58:02,195
Oh... Here she comes.
1448
00:58:02,196 --> 00:58:04,097
- For a spot we all
used to party at,
1449
00:58:04,098 --> 00:58:06,567
this place has super
dark vibes, right?
1450
00:58:06,568 --> 00:58:07,701
Yeah.
1451
00:58:07,702 --> 00:58:09,903
Paging Jason Voorhees.
1452
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:12,506
That's silly.
- Yeah.
1453
00:58:12,507 --> 00:58:14,441
Good luck.
1454
00:58:14,442 --> 00:58:16,376
- Man, I-I feel
like such an A-hole
1455
00:58:16,377 --> 00:58:19,546
for not asking you why you
were home in the first place.
1456
00:58:19,547 --> 00:58:20,747
- Oh, uh, that's okay.
1457
00:58:20,748 --> 00:58:22,482
Um, I was here for
a job interview,
1458
00:58:22,483 --> 00:58:23,917
um, but I didn't get it.
1459
00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:26,820
The boss ended up giving
it to her asshole cousin,
1460
00:58:26,821 --> 00:58:29,690
Lenny, who's still
waiting for his...
1461
00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:31,425
frontal lobe to develop.
1462
00:58:31,426 --> 00:58:32,826
- Oh.
1463
00:58:32,827 --> 00:58:34,061
It's go time.
1464
00:58:34,062 --> 00:58:38,131
- Well, Lenny sounds
like a douche canoe.
1465
00:58:38,132 --> 00:58:39,967
Oh, that's...
1466
00:58:39,968 --> 00:58:41,201
Y-you don't think
he deserved it?
1467
00:58:41,202 --> 00:58:42,803
- What the fuck is she doing?
1468
00:58:42,804 --> 00:58:44,471
- The CEO's cousin?
Yeah, he earned it about
1469
00:58:44,472 --> 00:58:46,306
as much as I earned
my Peyronie's disease.
1470
00:58:46,307 --> 00:58:48,275
If this lady can't
see your brilliance,
1471
00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:53,647
then she's just as moronic
as the dude she promoted.
1472
00:58:53,648 --> 00:58:55,515
- That is so nice to hear.
1473
00:58:55,516 --> 00:58:58,218
- You were always so
insanely talented.
1474
00:58:58,219 --> 00:59:02,055
I mean, you won, like,
every art show in school.
1475
00:59:03,591 --> 00:59:07,094
God, I had such a crush
on you when we were kids.
1476
00:59:07,095 --> 00:59:08,528
- I had a crush on you.
1477
00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:13,867
Even
this firecrotch is getting ass?
1478
00:59:13,868 --> 00:59:15,469
Unbelievable.
1479
00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:18,071
- Did you hear that?
- Um, I think that was an owl.
1480
00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:19,339
N... um...
- Hoo-hoot.
1481
00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:21,141
- No, no, Jeremy,
ah, I wouldn't, um...
1482
00:59:21,142 --> 00:59:22,209
- Hoot.
- I wouldn't go over there.
1483
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,777
Owls are very territorial.
1484
00:59:23,778 --> 00:59:24,878
Shit.
1485
00:59:24,879 --> 00:59:26,079
- What the...
1486
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,581
- Hoot.
- Oh, God.
1487
00:59:27,582 --> 00:59:29,383
- Oh.
1488
00:59:29,384 --> 00:59:30,651
- What...
1489
00:59:30,652 --> 00:59:33,186
Is this some kind of
prank or something?
1490
00:59:33,187 --> 00:59:35,722
- What? I didn't even know
you guys still hung out here.
1491
00:59:35,723 --> 00:59:36,990
That's so fuckin'
crazy. That's fun.
1492
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,225
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
1493
00:59:38,226 --> 00:59:39,559
- What is this, uh,
a brewski session?
1494
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,261
Huh? Fuckin' pass one.
1495
00:59:41,262 --> 00:59:42,196
Whoo!
1496
00:59:42,197 --> 00:59:45,332
- Yeah, brewski times!
1497
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:47,000
- Oh, yum.
1498
00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:49,503
- That can is clearly
old and full of dirt.
1499
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,007
- So you lured me here on a date
1500
00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:55,842
to... to Camp Wanabangme,
1501
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:58,478
to Cabin 69,
1502
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,013
as a prank?
1503
01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:03,016
- No, this is... this is just
a crazy, crazy coincidence.
1504
01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,484
- No, the first two
times was a coincidence.
1505
01:00:04,485 --> 01:00:05,986
This...
1506
01:00:05,987 --> 01:00:08,221
This is mean.
1507
01:00:08,222 --> 01:00:10,323
Are you even single?
Mikayla, is she single?
1508
01:00:10,324 --> 01:00:14,261
- Ooh, ah, that's a...
That's a tricky question.
1509
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:17,230
- Man, I... I feel
like such an idiot.
1510
01:00:17,231 --> 01:00:21,235
I really thought I had a
chance with Erica Greenspan.
1511
01:00:23,504 --> 01:00:26,039
Cool joke, though.
- No, no, no.
1512
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,208
No, I'm... I'm so s...
no, no.
1513
01:00:28,209 --> 01:00:30,310
What if we're meant
to be together?
1514
01:00:30,311 --> 01:00:31,978
Jeremy, what if I want
to live in a shack
1515
01:00:31,979 --> 01:00:32,979
with you and have 100 kids?
1516
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:34,514
- Well, congratulations.
1517
01:00:34,515 --> 01:00:37,017
You just had your first
fight as a future couple
1518
01:00:37,018 --> 01:00:38,885
since you couldn't end the game!
1519
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,854
- I'm sorry I couldn't kill him.
1520
01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,189
He's fucking nice.
1521
01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:44,157
And he's got dreams,
and he's a sweetheart.
1522
01:00:44,158 --> 01:00:45,392
- Oh, he's charming?
1523
01:00:45,393 --> 01:00:47,994
Oh, he's fucking
Prince Charming.
1524
01:00:47,995 --> 01:00:49,730
Come on, Erica!
1525
01:00:49,731 --> 01:00:51,064
It's fucking Fischbein!
1526
01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:52,599
And you made a promise.
1527
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,501
You're such a bad friend.
1528
01:00:54,502 --> 01:00:56,203
Really?
1529
01:00:56,204 --> 01:00:58,538
Okay, I'm... I'm
sorry, when did murder
1530
01:00:58,539 --> 01:01:00,207
become the metric
of true friendship?
1531
01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,176
- Mikayla, back me up.
1532
01:01:04,412 --> 01:01:06,213
- Hm.
1533
01:01:06,214 --> 01:01:07,581
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1534
01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:09,149
- Oh, my God!
1535
01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:11,051
You're glad she didn't
finish the game, aren't you?
1536
01:01:11,052 --> 01:01:13,019
- What? No.
1537
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,222
I mean, it's just...
1538
01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:17,324
I'm kind of psyched
about my fate.
1539
01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:20,093
You know, it would be awesome
to win Hell in a Cell,
1540
01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:22,662
marry up, and honestly,
1541
01:01:22,663 --> 01:01:24,097
these are growing on me.
1542
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,665
- See? I'm not a bad friend.
1543
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:26,967
- Oh, my God, what did you
think was gonna happen?
1544
01:01:26,968 --> 01:01:28,268
You were gonna get that job,
1545
01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:29,669
and you were gonna
move back into town,
1546
01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,605
and it's gonna be like 2002
1547
01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,273
with the Core
Three! Core Three!
1548
01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:35,342
Lolz, "Pimp My Ride!"
1549
01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,710
- I never said shit
about "Pimp My Ride."
1550
01:01:36,711 --> 01:01:37,844
- Okay, what'd you think?
1551
01:01:37,845 --> 01:01:38,746
We were gonna hang
out every day?
1552
01:01:38,747 --> 01:01:39,980
What would we talk about?
1553
01:01:39,981 --> 01:01:41,782
The King of Farts?
- Ah, Paul Dudley!
1554
01:01:41,783 --> 01:01:43,683
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Josh!
1555
01:01:43,684 --> 01:01:45,285
- That guy rocks, Andy!
1556
01:01:45,286 --> 01:01:48,688
- Erica, you have been
MIA for a long time.
1557
01:01:48,689 --> 01:01:50,857
- Okay, I'm... I'm sorry
I moved to New York.
1558
01:01:50,858 --> 01:01:52,459
Okay? But here's a question.
1559
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,929
When was the last time any
of you checked on me, hmm?
1560
01:01:55,930 --> 01:01:59,065
I'm not gonna lord that over
you, though, because I care
1561
01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:00,934
about this friendship
and I want it to work.
1562
01:02:00,935 --> 01:02:04,037
In fact, I'm the only one who
keeps that text thread movin'.
1563
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:06,606
- Sorry, what text thread?
1564
01:02:06,607 --> 01:02:09,109
Yeah, you're
the only one keeping
1565
01:02:09,110 --> 01:02:10,544
that text thread alive...
1566
01:02:10,545 --> 01:02:13,180
- Yeah.
- With your cringey memes!
1567
01:02:13,181 --> 01:02:14,281
What do we call her, Mikayla?
1568
01:02:14,282 --> 01:02:15,549
- We don't have
to do this, Andy.
1569
01:02:15,550 --> 01:02:16,583
- Tell her.
- We don't have to do this.
1570
01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:17,518
- Tell her.
- No, no, no.
1571
01:02:17,519 --> 01:02:18,785
I'm curious.
1572
01:02:18,786 --> 01:02:20,120
What do you call me?
1573
01:02:20,121 --> 01:02:22,122
- We call you...
1574
01:02:22,123 --> 01:02:23,690
the Memelord.
1575
01:02:23,691 --> 01:02:26,293
And we have a
sidebar text thread
1576
01:02:26,294 --> 01:02:29,129
talking about how
cringey yours are.
1577
01:02:30,531 --> 01:02:32,165
- Okay, so I'm not in either
one of the text threads?
1578
01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,301
Shut the fuck up, Josh!
1579
01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:35,402
- This isn't about you!
1580
01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:37,404
- Yeah, of course it isn't!
1581
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:39,940
It's never about
old Josh, is it?
1582
01:02:39,941 --> 01:02:41,274
I mean, I'm the one
that's set to die
1583
01:02:41,275 --> 01:02:42,409
now that Fisch isn't, right?
1584
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,777
- Hopefully.
- But whatever.
1585
01:02:43,778 --> 01:02:45,912
Let's just talk about
anything else first.
1586
01:02:45,913 --> 01:02:47,280
Huh?
1587
01:02:47,281 --> 01:02:49,182
You guys have always treated me
1588
01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:51,451
like nothing more
than an afterthought.
1589
01:02:52,287 --> 01:02:54,020
- What the hell was that?
1590
01:02:55,957 --> 01:02:57,390
- Oh, my God, it's Mr. Knight.
1591
01:02:57,391 --> 01:02:58,892
What's he doing at
Camp Wanabangme?
1592
01:02:58,893 --> 01:03:01,828
- Probably fucking an
atlas. That guy's a creep.
1593
01:03:01,829 --> 01:03:03,930
I'm gonna save all our asses.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1594
01:03:03,931 --> 01:03:05,733
- You can thank
me later, dildos.
1595
01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:08,735
- Mr. Leonard?
- Pop quiz, fuckface!
1596
01:03:09,871 --> 01:03:11,571
- Oh!
- Oh!
1597
01:03:11,572 --> 01:03:12,772
- Ah!
1598
01:03:14,108 --> 01:03:16,276
See? Was that so hard?
1599
01:03:16,277 --> 01:03:18,278
- I mean...
- It looked...
1600
01:03:18,279 --> 01:03:19,880
It looked difficult, yeah.
- Really hard.
1601
01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,014
- But you made it look good.
1602
01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,682
- Thank you.
1603
01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:23,618
Ah!
1604
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,487
That's a detention.
1605
01:03:29,257 --> 01:03:30,557
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1606
01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:32,192
- Oh, I think big boy
wants to tango, huh?
1607
01:03:32,193 --> 01:03:33,526
Hey! Oopsie.
1608
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:35,061
- Ooh.
- Oh, you know.
1609
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:35,997
Oops!
1610
01:03:35,998 --> 01:03:37,464
Nope! Try again.
1611
01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:38,932
- I'm trying to!
- Oh!
1612
01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:40,066
That's sad. Upcha!
1613
01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,468
- This is getting hard to watch.
1614
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,303
- Don't try to hit me. Hit me.
1615
01:03:43,304 --> 01:03:46,273
Oh! Andy, there are
consequences for your actions.
1616
01:03:46,274 --> 01:03:49,976
Why won't you die!
1617
01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:51,545
Oh!
1618
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,814
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, okay.
1619
01:03:53,815 --> 01:03:55,548
- Is he...
1620
01:03:55,549 --> 01:03:56,716
Oh!
1621
01:03:56,717 --> 01:03:57,851
Ah!
1622
01:03:57,852 --> 01:04:00,186
- You're gonna do great, kid.
1623
01:04:00,187 --> 01:04:02,522
- Thank you.
1624
01:04:03,658 --> 01:04:05,792
- Okay.
1625
01:04:05,793 --> 01:04:07,861
- Fill her up, Josh.
1626
01:04:07,862 --> 01:04:10,363
Shovel's in the grave.
1627
01:04:10,364 --> 01:04:11,798
- You should probably
go check his pulse.
1628
01:04:11,799 --> 01:04:14,267
- Me? Don't send the
Black one in first.
1629
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:15,668
You go.
- I wanna touch a dead body.
1630
01:04:31,574 --> 01:04:32,640
- Now that my car works,
1631
01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:35,443
I guess I'll see you all never.
1632
01:04:35,444 --> 01:04:37,445
- Sounds like a plan.
1633
01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:41,449
- I guess I'll cut my nails.
1634
01:04:41,450 --> 01:04:43,418
- Later, you fuckin' fucks!
1635
01:04:43,419 --> 01:04:44,854
- Later, babe.
1636
01:04:46,188 --> 01:04:48,723
Careful with my doors.
Still leasing this.
1637
01:04:48,724 --> 01:04:50,725
Brand new Mercedes, so please...
- Huh, it's a lease?
1638
01:04:50,726 --> 01:04:52,093
Yeah, it's a lease.
1639
01:04:52,094 --> 01:04:54,229
You fucking bitch.
1640
01:05:04,673 --> 01:05:06,775
- My leg feels better.
- That's good.
1641
01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:09,144
- Yeah, it's great. Fantastic.
1642
01:05:09,145 --> 01:05:11,946
- Trick or treat.
- Ben!
1643
01:05:16,819 --> 01:05:18,686
- I went through so
many In N' Out wrappers
1644
01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:20,755
I think I learned a Bible verse.
1645
01:05:20,756 --> 01:05:23,691
But the only thing I wanted
off the secret menu was you.
1646
01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:26,861
- Sick line, brah. Sick line.
1647
01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:28,496
Oh, and don't worry
about that hickey.
1648
01:05:28,497 --> 01:05:30,633
It's strictly platonic.
1649
01:05:33,002 --> 01:05:35,537
- That's my brother.
1650
01:05:35,538 --> 01:05:37,373
Get out of here.
1651
01:05:38,207 --> 01:05:39,575
- Not gonna ask.
1652
01:05:41,777 --> 01:05:45,013
Can't believe you're letting
us drink red over a couch.
1653
01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:46,781
Must have really missed me.
1654
01:05:46,782 --> 01:05:48,750
Oh, crap.
1655
01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:52,053
- What?
- Work stuff.
1656
01:05:52,054 --> 01:05:54,556
- What?
- Huh.
1657
01:05:54,557 --> 01:05:56,925
There's been an
uprising in Nicaragua.
1658
01:05:56,926 --> 01:05:58,593
They need me on the
next flight to Quito.
1659
01:05:58,594 --> 01:06:00,462
- Come on, you just got here.
1660
01:06:00,463 --> 01:06:01,996
- I know, right?
1661
01:06:01,997 --> 01:06:03,565
But it's work.
1662
01:06:03,566 --> 01:06:05,166
You get it.
1663
01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,334
Last thing I need is a "Lenny"
1664
01:06:06,335 --> 01:06:07,869
trying to steal my
thunder, you know?
1665
01:06:07,870 --> 01:06:11,873
I totally
get it. Okay.
1666
01:06:11,874 --> 01:06:13,408
I'm just so fucking relieved
1667
01:06:13,409 --> 01:06:15,176
we still have a future together.
1668
01:06:15,177 --> 01:06:17,045
- Why wouldn't we?
1669
01:06:17,046 --> 01:06:19,147
- No reason.
1670
01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:22,183
Jason Momoa!
1671
01:06:22,184 --> 01:06:23,651
- What?
- Um, uh...
1672
01:06:23,652 --> 01:06:24,919
You look just like Jason Momoa.
1673
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:25,987
That's so crazy I
just thought of it.
1674
01:06:25,988 --> 01:06:27,322
You must get that all the time.
1675
01:06:27,323 --> 01:06:28,923
People must confuse you...
Whoa, that's so crazy.
1676
01:06:28,924 --> 01:06:30,758
So you need to get on
that flight to Quito.
1677
01:06:30,759 --> 01:06:32,093
Have a great uprising.
- Okay.
1678
01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:34,229
- You need to get your
ass on that plane.
1679
01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:35,563
- Well, I...
- Okay, and we'll just circle
1680
01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:37,065
back when we're both
in Brooklyn, okay?
1681
01:06:37,066 --> 01:06:38,199
- Yeah. Wow.
1682
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,634
Thanks-thanks for understanding.
1683
01:06:39,635 --> 01:06:41,703
- Circling back,
babe. Love you.
1684
01:06:41,704 --> 01:06:43,738
Why is it still here?
1685
01:06:43,739 --> 01:06:45,173
Lizzie said this would be over
1686
01:06:45,174 --> 01:06:47,275
like it was for
her and her friend.
1687
01:06:47,276 --> 01:06:49,711
Okay?
1688
01:06:49,712 --> 01:06:52,146
Her friend. Oh, my God.
1689
01:06:52,147 --> 01:06:53,681
Uh, N-Nicky.
1690
01:06:53,682 --> 01:06:57,585
Nicky Evans, Ventura.
1691
01:07:05,261 --> 01:07:06,394
- Babe!
1692
01:07:06,395 --> 01:07:07,529
- Babe.
- You came through.
1693
01:07:07,530 --> 01:07:09,764
Praise Jesus.
1694
01:07:09,765 --> 01:07:10,932
- Of course. I
wouldn't miss it.
1695
01:07:10,933 --> 01:07:12,367
- Okay, well,
bathroom's that way,
1696
01:07:12,368 --> 01:07:13,735
because this ain't it.
1697
01:07:13,736 --> 01:07:15,336
But then we have so
many people to meet.
1698
01:07:15,337 --> 01:07:16,971
God, I swear, Andy,
1699
01:07:16,972 --> 01:07:18,606
once you start
training us for free,
1700
01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:20,475
you'll totes get that
follower count up, henny.
1701
01:07:20,476 --> 01:07:22,176
- Wait, for, uh, free? What?
1702
01:07:22,177 --> 01:07:24,445
Okay, wait. My
boyfriend is on his way.
1703
01:07:24,446 --> 01:07:25,780
How's our ass?
- Yeah, it looks
1704
01:07:25,781 --> 01:07:27,649
oh, so fat.
1705
01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:28,650
Girl, see ya later.
1706
01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:32,587
- We've been following
you, Andy Leonard.
1707
01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:33,755
Okay.
1708
01:07:33,756 --> 01:07:34,989
Candace's friends, right?
1709
01:07:34,990 --> 01:07:37,158
Oh, yes. "Handmaid's
Tale." Love it.
1710
01:07:37,159 --> 01:07:38,459
What's your handle? I'll
follow you girls too.
1711
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,194
Okay, we're walking. Okay.
1712
01:07:43,532 --> 01:07:45,400
- I wanted to trick or treat.
1713
01:07:45,401 --> 01:07:46,634
- Yeah, yeah, I know, baby.
1714
01:07:46,635 --> 01:07:48,603
But this is...
this is way better.
1715
01:07:48,604 --> 01:07:50,272
Damn, this place is nice.
1716
01:07:51,707 --> 01:07:55,009
Oh, shit. I hope
he still likes me.
1717
01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:57,345
- That guy? Why
wouldn't he like you?
1718
01:07:57,346 --> 01:07:59,380
- Well, because we broke the...
- Oh.
1719
01:07:59,381 --> 01:08:01,149
Whoopsies.
1720
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,951
You know what that means, right?
1721
01:08:02,952 --> 01:08:04,252
You fall in love
with the first man
1722
01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,287
you lay eyes on. Me.
1723
01:08:06,288 --> 01:08:07,956
Joey Fatone.
1724
01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:10,625
- So are we, like,
still a thing?
1725
01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:14,529
- Baby, no one can
resist Cupid's arrow.
1726
01:08:14,530 --> 01:08:16,764
- Yow!
- Oh.
1727
01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:18,066
Don't look at that.
1728
01:08:18,067 --> 01:08:19,467
- They don't call me
"fat one" for nothing.
1729
01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:22,671
- Oh, my God.
Come on, come on.
1730
01:08:24,173 --> 01:08:26,108
- Okay. That's a
pretty normal house.
1731
01:08:27,643 --> 01:08:29,377
Holy shit.
1732
01:08:29,378 --> 01:08:31,746
- And then there's my
best friend, Nicky Evans.
1733
01:08:31,747 --> 01:08:34,215
Killing Howie
saved Nicky's life.
1734
01:08:34,216 --> 01:08:36,117
Unless you've seen a
lumberjack with triplets
1735
01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:38,387
tooling around in
a monster truck?
1736
01:08:38,921 --> 01:08:40,723
- That better be a boat.
1737
01:08:43,892 --> 01:08:46,394
Oh. Shit. That's not good.
1738
01:08:46,395 --> 01:08:49,197
Monster truck, triplets.
1739
01:08:49,198 --> 01:08:51,366
If this guy is a lumberjack,
I'm gonna fucking...
1740
01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:53,735
Hey, Jesus.
1741
01:08:53,736 --> 01:08:58,673
This is private property.
1742
01:08:58,674 --> 01:09:01,343
- Nicky Evans?
- Yeah, who's asking?
1743
01:09:04,647 --> 01:09:06,514
- My friends and I
played this, too.
1744
01:09:06,515 --> 01:09:09,283
So I don't fucking understand
1745
01:09:09,284 --> 01:09:12,053
how this is possible
because Lizzie said that...
1746
01:09:12,054 --> 01:09:14,389
- Wait.
1747
01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:17,125
My girls and their
mother will be home soon.
1748
01:09:17,126 --> 01:09:18,993
Why don't you come join
me in the mouth of hell?
1749
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:28,603
- Oh. That's the name
of your monster truck.
1750
01:09:28,604 --> 01:09:29,804
- Yeah, what'd
you think I meant?
1751
01:09:29,805 --> 01:09:33,007
- I, um... it felt...
It felt ominous.
1752
01:09:33,008 --> 01:09:34,409
- Oh, no, it's just
the name of the truck.
1753
01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,710
Come on.
- Okay.
1754
01:09:35,711 --> 01:09:37,045
You just parkour
into this or what?
1755
01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:38,546
- No, no, I got a ladder.
They supply a ladder.
1756
01:09:38,547 --> 01:09:40,883
When you get a monster truck,
they give you a ladder.
1757
01:09:42,217 --> 01:09:44,852
The curse was never broken.
1758
01:09:44,853 --> 01:09:46,888
- What do you mean the
curse was never broken?
1759
01:09:46,889 --> 01:09:49,557
Lizzie lives in the
nuthouse, not a shack.
1760
01:09:49,558 --> 01:09:53,061
- The State Hospital and
Asylum for Convicted Killers?
1761
01:09:53,062 --> 01:09:55,596
Are you familiar with
the word acronym?
1762
01:09:55,597 --> 01:10:00,568
- State Hosp...
S-H-A-C-K. Oh, my God.
1763
01:10:00,569 --> 01:10:02,637
- You know, look,
I know it's rough,
1764
01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:06,007
especially at first,
but...
1765
01:10:06,008 --> 01:10:09,277
Even though Stacy
has her claws in you,
1766
01:10:09,278 --> 01:10:10,812
it's not a dead end.
1767
01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:12,947
I mean, my kids are great.
I have a solid marriage.
1768
01:10:12,948 --> 01:10:15,817
You know, I mean, sure,
it's virtually impossible
1769
01:10:15,818 --> 01:10:17,452
to parallel park this beast,
1770
01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:20,088
but at least nobody
fucks with me on the 101
1771
01:10:20,089 --> 01:10:22,156
when I press the button.
- What button?
1772
01:10:22,157 --> 01:10:24,792
- Oh, ho, ho. This
button right here.
1773
01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:26,929
Watch this.
1774
01:10:28,063 --> 01:10:29,531
Oh.
1775
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:33,201
- Oh, my God. You do
that on the freeway?
1776
01:10:33,202 --> 01:10:35,803
- I do it on the freeway.
I do it on side streets.
1777
01:10:35,804 --> 01:10:38,106
I'll do it in cul-de-sac,
I don't give a shit.
1778
01:10:38,107 --> 01:10:40,241
Sometimes I'll do it in the
Trader Joe's parking lot.
1779
01:10:40,242 --> 01:10:41,709
I mean, I'm gonna share
something with you
1780
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:43,745
that I probably shouldn't.
1781
01:10:43,746 --> 01:10:47,081
But it's true what they say
about dudes and big trucks.
1782
01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:49,851
I am
completely compensating
1783
01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:51,285
for my too small...
- Oh, you don't need to...
1784
01:10:51,286 --> 01:10:53,855
- No, no, you didn't know
what I was gonna say.
1785
01:10:53,856 --> 01:10:55,323
Let me finish.
- Oh.
1786
01:10:55,324 --> 01:10:57,258
- I am completely compensating
for my small penis.
1787
01:10:57,259 --> 01:10:59,160
- Okay, that's definitely what
I thought you were gonna say.
1788
01:10:59,161 --> 01:11:00,928
- Oh, well, then I guess
I didn't need to finish.
1789
01:11:00,929 --> 01:11:02,964
Anyway...
1790
01:11:02,965 --> 01:11:04,499
- I just can't understand
why Lizzie would lie to us.
1791
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,335
I mean, doesn't she know
all of your shit came true?
1792
01:11:07,336 --> 01:11:09,303
- Course she knows.
1793
01:11:09,304 --> 01:11:12,173
You know, I'm... I'm
pretty sure I told her.
1794
01:11:12,174 --> 01:11:13,708
- What?
1795
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,476
- Well, I... I... look, Stacy
1796
01:11:15,477 --> 01:11:17,845
sets us off in very
different directions, okay?
1797
01:11:17,846 --> 01:11:19,480
- You never told Lizzie?
1798
01:11:19,481 --> 01:11:23,151
- You think being a woodsman-
girl dad three times over
1799
01:11:23,152 --> 01:11:24,952
gives you extra free time?
1800
01:11:24,953 --> 01:11:27,421
I mean, besides, I'm
constantly in training
1801
01:11:27,422 --> 01:11:29,357
for the Paul Bunyan
competition every year...
1802
01:11:29,358 --> 01:11:31,025
- Fuck the Paul
Bunyan competition!
1803
01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:33,027
- Oh, that's easy to say
when you're not a lumberjack!
1804
01:11:33,028 --> 01:11:35,364
- Lizzie was your best friend.
1805
01:11:37,566 --> 01:11:41,102
- Yeah, well, you know,
we're... still pretty close.
1806
01:11:41,103 --> 01:11:43,771
- Yeah, the fuck you are.
1807
01:11:43,772 --> 01:11:45,006
The only joy she has in life
1808
01:11:45,007 --> 01:11:47,508
is thinking she saved yours.
1809
01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:48,976
When was the last time
you took the 40 minutes
1810
01:11:48,977 --> 01:11:50,846
to drive and say hi?
1811
01:11:53,816 --> 01:11:55,483
- Oh, my God, I'm an asshole.
1812
01:11:55,484 --> 01:11:58,152
- You have to go see her.
1813
01:11:58,153 --> 01:12:00,021
Bring her some crayons.
She has, like, two:
1814
01:12:00,022 --> 01:12:01,455
purple and black.
- I can't.
1815
01:12:01,456 --> 01:12:02,557
Okay?
1816
01:12:02,558 --> 01:12:03,891
It would be too awkward,
1817
01:12:03,892 --> 01:12:06,394
and she would be so mad at me.
1818
01:12:06,395 --> 01:12:07,595
- Yeah, probably,
1819
01:12:07,596 --> 01:12:11,933
but avoiding conflict
isn't friendship.
1820
01:12:11,934 --> 01:12:13,301
You're being a coward.
1821
01:12:13,302 --> 01:12:14,735
- Well, maybe I am
a coward, all right?
1822
01:12:14,736 --> 01:12:16,838
- Oh, my God. Wow.
1823
01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,207
You don't need to
do that. Jesus.
1824
01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:22,343
- Nicky Evans, the
cowardly lumberj... jack.
1825
01:12:22,344 --> 01:12:23,744
- Oh, no.
1826
01:12:25,814 --> 01:12:27,281
- You're okay.
1827
01:12:27,282 --> 01:12:29,251
- Here, hold this.
- What?
1828
01:12:30,853 --> 01:12:32,521
You're gonna go pee-pee?
1829
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:36,891
- Erica, I need you
to do me a favor.
1830
01:12:36,892 --> 01:12:39,393
- What?
1831
01:12:39,394 --> 01:12:41,295
- I need you to push the button.
1832
01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:42,530
- Okay, I'm not gonna do that.
1833
01:12:42,531 --> 01:12:44,966
- Push the goddamn
button! Push the button!
1834
01:12:44,967 --> 01:12:46,534
- I don't deserve
the Golden Bunyan.
1835
01:12:46,535 --> 01:12:47,702
Push the button!
1836
01:12:47,703 --> 01:12:51,305
- I'm not gonna flambé
your face, dude!
1837
01:12:51,306 --> 01:12:53,107
But I am gonna make things
right with my friends.
1838
01:12:53,108 --> 01:12:54,542
Okay, and I think you should
1839
01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:56,677
grow some balls and do
the same with Lizzie.
1840
01:12:56,678 --> 01:12:59,080
- My balls are fine.
1841
01:12:59,081 --> 01:13:00,781
It's my penis that's the issue.
1842
01:13:00,782 --> 01:13:02,583
- Oh, my God.
1843
01:13:02,584 --> 01:13:03,618
- I'm starting to regret
1844
01:13:03,619 --> 01:13:05,000
sharing that
information with you.
1845
01:13:05,867 --> 01:13:08,736
- Welcome to my N'SYNC-tuary!
1846
01:13:08,737 --> 01:13:10,471
- Oh, my God.
1847
01:13:10,472 --> 01:13:12,673
- Look at these Moon Men.
1848
01:13:12,674 --> 01:13:14,541
- Yeah. Winning those bad boys
1849
01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:17,444
makes you feel like
Neil Armstrong himself.
1850
01:13:17,445 --> 01:13:19,179
Hey, easy there, Tater Tot.
1851
01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:21,515
Those are gonna be in the
Hard Rock Café one day.
1852
01:13:21,516 --> 01:13:23,717
- Isabella, you have
to be respectful.
1853
01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:25,619
This is our chance
to change our lives!
1854
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,855
- Why would we wanna
change our lives?
1855
01:13:27,856 --> 01:13:32,159
- Because I...
because we... uh...
1856
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,594
don't you want this mansion?
1857
01:13:33,595 --> 01:13:34,762
Don't you want a stepdad
1858
01:13:34,763 --> 01:13:36,497
who's been on "The
Masked Singer"?
1859
01:13:36,498 --> 01:13:38,532
Don't you want me to be
the coolest mom in school?
1860
01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:40,267
- You're already the coolest.
1861
01:13:40,268 --> 01:13:41,435
- Oh, come on.
1862
01:13:41,436 --> 01:13:43,203
I can't compete with Arden's mom
1863
01:13:43,204 --> 01:13:44,738
and her gluten-free crostinis.
1864
01:13:44,739 --> 01:13:46,573
I pack Meatball Delites for you.
1865
01:13:46,574 --> 01:13:48,342
- Arden's mom's
crostinis suck shit.
1866
01:13:48,343 --> 01:13:49,410
- Oh.
1867
01:13:49,411 --> 01:13:50,444
- It's why Arden
throws them out.
1868
01:13:50,445 --> 01:13:52,146
She eats your sandwiches.
1869
01:13:52,147 --> 01:13:54,548
I share them with her.
1870
01:13:54,549 --> 01:13:56,584
Can we go trick-or-treating?
1871
01:13:58,286 --> 01:13:59,920
- Yes, baby. Let's go.
1872
01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:01,388
- Hey, wait. You
can't go just yet.
1873
01:14:01,389 --> 01:14:03,257
Mikayla, listen.
1874
01:14:03,258 --> 01:14:04,691
Once you said you were coming,
1875
01:14:04,692 --> 01:14:08,061
I knew it wasn't just
gonna be a Halloween party.
1876
01:14:08,062 --> 01:14:09,730
It's gonna be a wedding!
1877
01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:14,869
- Wow, those nails
are freaking nasty.
1878
01:14:16,037 --> 01:14:18,005
Zaddy like.
1879
01:14:23,678 --> 01:14:25,679
- Oh, God!
- Jesus Christ!
1880
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,314
- Fart. You're an animal!
1881
01:14:27,315 --> 01:14:29,750
- You ever fucking knock?
- Okay, look.
1882
01:14:29,751 --> 01:14:32,085
I don't wanna tell you this
under these circumstances,
1883
01:14:32,086 --> 01:14:34,388
but look, I'm sorry
1884
01:14:34,389 --> 01:14:36,156
I didn't tell you I
was coming home, okay?
1885
01:14:36,157 --> 01:14:38,592
And for always treating
you like an afterthought
1886
01:14:38,593 --> 01:14:41,128
when the truth is, you've
always been our fourth.
1887
01:14:41,129 --> 01:14:43,931
But the game is still on,
1888
01:14:43,932 --> 01:14:45,732
so I'm gonna need
you to wash up, okay?
1889
01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:47,100
'Cause we're going to a party.
1890
01:14:47,101 --> 01:14:48,435
- Wait, you and me?
1891
01:14:48,436 --> 01:14:50,003
- Yes.
- Tight.
1892
01:14:50,004 --> 01:14:51,872
- So you're gonna need
to put on some pants.
1893
01:14:51,873 --> 01:14:53,207
All right, yeah. I'm just
gonna make some coffee
1894
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,308
'cause I'm super tired
from digging graves
1895
01:14:54,309 --> 01:14:55,409
and jerking off all day.
1896
01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:56,410
- Okay, there's
no time for that.
1897
01:14:56,411 --> 01:14:57,678
Drink this.
- All right. Oh!
1898
01:14:57,679 --> 01:14:58,912
- Good catch with all that lube.
1899
01:14:58,913 --> 01:15:00,180
Okay, chop, chop.
1900
01:15:00,181 --> 01:15:01,648
Wash your dick.
1901
01:15:01,649 --> 01:15:04,284
- 10,000 followers, here I come.
1902
01:15:04,285 --> 01:15:06,153
Ow!
1903
01:15:06,154 --> 01:15:09,223
- We are the Students
of the Knight's Order.
1904
01:15:10,859 --> 01:15:14,094
- Ah, and you're all... naked.
1905
01:15:14,095 --> 01:15:15,963
I had no idea
1906
01:15:15,964 --> 01:15:17,531
that Mr. Knight's
adult study group
1907
01:15:17,532 --> 01:15:20,000
was so, um, adult.
1908
01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:21,235
- It's his no longer.
1909
01:15:21,236 --> 01:15:22,503
He who vanquishes
1910
01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,204
the Great Knight
on All Hallow's Eve
1911
01:15:24,205 --> 01:15:25,873
fulfills the divine prophecy,
1912
01:15:25,874 --> 01:15:28,542
and you did, back
at the campground.
1913
01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:31,245
You're our leader now.
1914
01:15:31,246 --> 01:15:33,313
- Oh, fuck me.
1915
01:15:33,314 --> 01:15:34,615
- With pleasure.
1916
01:15:34,616 --> 01:15:37,117
The new Knight has
ordered the bacchanal.
1917
01:15:37,118 --> 01:15:38,185
- No, I ordered nothing.
1918
01:15:38,186 --> 01:15:40,287
- Take me, Andy.
1919
01:15:40,288 --> 01:15:42,222
Take me and brand my ball sack.
1920
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,140
- Now I'm ready
to trick-or-treat.
1921
01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:06,747
What are you doing here?
1922
01:16:06,748 --> 01:16:07,915
- Doesn't matter.
The game never...
1923
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,249
- Never ended? Yeah,
I figured that out
1924
01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,517
when fucking NXIVM showed up.
1925
01:16:10,518 --> 01:16:11,752
- Hey.
1926
01:16:11,753 --> 01:16:13,520
- Oh, no. Turn around, Brad.
1927
01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,522
- Wait, I need to say something.
1928
01:16:15,523 --> 01:16:18,125
Okay?
1929
01:16:18,126 --> 01:16:20,427
You guys are right.
1930
01:16:20,428 --> 01:16:22,229
I mean,
1931
01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:23,864
we've all changed a ton,
1932
01:16:23,865 --> 01:16:25,265
and we don't have
what we used to,
1933
01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:26,733
and we never will again,
1934
01:16:26,734 --> 01:16:28,068
- Oh, wow, that's really nice.
- That was rude.
1935
01:16:28,069 --> 01:16:29,970
- We were codependent
little freaks growing up.
1936
01:16:29,971 --> 01:16:31,638
We spent every minute together.
1937
01:16:31,639 --> 01:16:33,774
That shit's not sustainable.
1938
01:16:33,775 --> 01:16:35,242
I wanted to see
everything was the same,
1939
01:16:35,243 --> 01:16:37,210
because if it was, it means
I didn't miss anything,
1940
01:16:37,211 --> 01:16:38,412
and I wasn't a bad friend.
1941
01:16:38,413 --> 01:16:41,381
But I was.
1942
01:16:41,382 --> 01:16:43,617
Whatever my future holds,
1943
01:16:43,618 --> 01:16:45,052
I need you guys in it.
1944
01:16:45,053 --> 01:16:46,219
- Yeah?
1945
01:16:46,220 --> 01:16:47,421
- I'm sorry.
1946
01:16:47,422 --> 01:16:49,456
- No, I'm sorry.
1947
01:16:49,457 --> 01:16:51,858
I... I've been a huge,
1948
01:16:51,859 --> 01:16:55,062
veiny, throbbing, oozing dick
1949
01:16:55,063 --> 01:16:58,398
about the whole
kill-Fischbein thing,
1950
01:16:58,399 --> 01:16:59,833
calling you a memelord,
1951
01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,435
and Mikayla, I'm so sorry
1952
01:17:01,436 --> 01:17:02,669
that I pushed you
away all those years.
1953
01:17:02,670 --> 01:17:03,837
- No, no, no, I'm so sorry
1954
01:17:03,838 --> 01:17:05,072
I made fun of you
and your friends!
1955
01:17:05,073 --> 01:17:06,907
- Oh, those users
are not my friends.
1956
01:17:06,908 --> 01:17:08,075
- Aw.
1957
01:17:08,076 --> 01:17:10,477
- I'm just a tiny
little toxic man.
1958
01:17:10,478 --> 01:17:12,279
- Yeah.
1959
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,349
I protect my heart by
wrapping it in barbed wire,
1960
01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:17,884
but the truth is,
1961
01:17:17,885 --> 01:17:20,320
truth is, those
barbs cut both ways.
1962
01:17:20,321 --> 01:17:22,089
- Well, that's how
barbed wire works, but...
1963
01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:24,024
- Barbed wire's...
- Is that sharp.
1964
01:17:24,025 --> 01:17:25,892
- I may have never
fucked a chick before...
1965
01:17:25,893 --> 01:17:27,594
- Oh...
1966
01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:29,196
- But I sure do fucks
with you guys, you know?
1967
01:17:30,498 --> 01:17:32,299
- Hold me.
- No, no, you stay there.
1968
01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,401
- You're probably right.
I'll just stand here.
1969
01:17:34,402 --> 01:17:35,869
- You guys,
1970
01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:38,639
whenever your mansions or
apartments need plumbing,
1971
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:39,806
I'm your bitch.
1972
01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:41,341
- Aww.
- Thanks, bitch.
1973
01:17:41,342 --> 01:17:42,909
- Also, guys,
1974
01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:46,179
SummerSlam happens every summer!
1975
01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:50,517
So you guys are VIP
to the square ring.
1976
01:17:50,518 --> 01:17:52,486
- Dude, I am so down...
1977
01:17:52,487 --> 01:17:54,087
you know, until
I, you know, die,
1978
01:17:54,088 --> 01:17:55,355
'cause that's
gonna happen still.
1979
01:17:55,356 --> 01:17:56,524
- That's a bummer.
- Yeah.
1980
01:17:58,326 --> 01:17:59,826
- What the shit is that?
1981
01:17:59,827 --> 01:18:02,229
Excuse me.
- What?
1982
01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:05,932
- 'Sup, Ben?
1983
01:18:05,933 --> 01:18:08,335
- Erica! You're here!
1984
01:18:08,336 --> 01:18:09,970
You're here!
1985
01:18:09,971 --> 01:18:11,405
- Baby, who the hell is this?
1986
01:18:11,406 --> 01:18:13,774
- Uh, I'm Ben's girlfriend.
Who the hell are you?
1987
01:18:13,775 --> 01:18:16,710
- Uh, Candace Nicaragua.
1988
01:18:16,711 --> 01:18:18,912
From TikTok?
- Boo.
1989
01:18:18,913 --> 01:18:21,782
- We matched on Raya,
like, a year ago.
1990
01:18:21,783 --> 01:18:25,585
- So this was the flight you
had to catch to Nicaragua.
1991
01:18:25,586 --> 01:18:27,020
Oh, my God.
1992
01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,189
You didn't come out
here to celebrate me.
1993
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:32,426
Every time you're busy
or you have "work" in LA,
1994
01:18:32,427 --> 01:18:34,361
you're just "in Nicaragua"?
1995
01:18:34,362 --> 01:18:36,830
- No, he's in LA, fucking me.
1996
01:18:36,831 --> 01:18:37,964
- That's what I meant, bitch.
1997
01:18:37,965 --> 01:18:39,199
Okay, Erica,
1998
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,368
I actually do come
here for shoots,
1999
01:18:41,369 --> 01:18:43,804
and I'm flying out
to Quito in an hour.
2000
01:18:43,805 --> 01:18:46,339
- Oh, yeah? Well,
Quito is in Ecuador.
2001
01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:50,811
- Yeah, and cheaters
get choke-slammed!
2002
01:18:53,548 --> 01:18:56,983
- Andy, you're seriously
with these musty old bitches?
2003
01:18:56,984 --> 01:19:00,420
- Hey, I will never
apologize for my friends
2004
01:19:00,421 --> 01:19:03,290
or the fact that I like
succulents and skinny jeans,
2005
01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:05,726
and I remember exactly
where I was on 9/11.
2006
01:19:05,727 --> 01:19:07,260
I was at the orthodontist,
2007
01:19:07,261 --> 01:19:08,528
because I remember asking
2008
01:19:08,529 --> 01:19:10,530
for red, white, and
blue rubber bands
2009
01:19:10,531 --> 01:19:12,532
because it was really sad!
2010
01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,368
Okay? And I don't care!
2011
01:19:15,737 --> 01:19:18,905
I'm Andy goddamn Leonard,
2012
01:19:18,906 --> 01:19:22,542
and I was born in 1990,
2013
01:19:22,543 --> 01:19:26,446
and I'm ch-ch-cheugy!
2014
01:19:26,447 --> 01:19:27,748
And I love it!
2015
01:19:27,749 --> 01:19:29,483
- So gross.
2016
01:19:29,484 --> 01:19:31,084
- Shut the fuck up!
2017
01:19:31,085 --> 01:19:32,652
- Yeah, I'm gonna die soon...
- Don't touch me.
2018
01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,255
- Okay, that's fair.
2019
01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:39,768
- I'm gonna dedicate
this next song
2020
01:19:39,769 --> 01:19:42,337
to a very, very special woman.
2021
01:19:42,338 --> 01:19:44,339
Mikayla Sanders,
2022
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:47,075
this one's for you.
2023
01:19:49,879 --> 01:19:51,613
- Wait, wait, wait.
This is our song
2024
01:19:51,614 --> 01:19:53,181
from the Fall Lip Sync.
2025
01:19:53,182 --> 01:19:54,483
This isn't his song!
2026
01:19:54,484 --> 01:19:56,518
- Joseph Anthony Fatone,
2027
01:19:56,519 --> 01:19:58,587
you stop playing that right now!
2028
01:19:58,588 --> 01:20:00,522
- No way. I love you!
2029
01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:05,427
- You know what? Fuck it.
2030
01:20:05,428 --> 01:20:07,162
It's Core Four time.
2031
01:20:07,163 --> 01:20:09,698
- Core Four? You
just make that up?
2032
01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:11,266
- Rolls off the
tongue, doesn't it?
2033
01:20:11,267 --> 01:20:12,634
Heads up.
2034
01:20:38,895 --> 01:20:40,695
That's my girl.
2035
01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,584
- Josh, are you okay?
2036
01:21:02,585 --> 01:21:04,252
Oh, my God, the energy drink.
2037
01:21:04,253 --> 01:21:06,121
Is this what kills you?
2038
01:21:08,024 --> 01:21:10,859
- The curse! It's breaking!
2039
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:12,894
- "The key is in what
friendship takes."
2040
01:21:12,895 --> 01:21:14,563
That wasn't about
Stacy Friendship.
2041
01:21:14,564 --> 01:21:15,797
- It was about our friendship!
2042
01:21:15,798 --> 01:21:17,732
- Oh, my God. We
have to keep dancing.
2043
01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,468
- We do?
2044
01:21:19,469 --> 01:21:21,803
- We got this.
- Okay.
2045
01:21:30,613 --> 01:21:32,514
- Even when she
pukes, she's hot.
2046
01:21:41,357 --> 01:21:43,492
- Holy fuck!
2047
01:21:43,493 --> 01:21:45,794
That shit was inside of us?
2048
01:21:53,069 --> 01:21:55,937
No!
2049
01:21:55,938 --> 01:21:58,908
You bitches are
supposed to be finished!
2050
01:22:02,979 --> 01:22:05,180
- Game over, bitch.
2051
01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:07,516
- Game over, bitch.
- Game over, bitch!
2052
01:22:07,517 --> 01:22:08,984
- That's enough.
- Okay.
2053
01:22:22,431 --> 01:22:23,999
- October 31st.
2054
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,867
- Mm. God Oh, God.
2055
01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:29,137
Either I slept weird,
or I am super sore
2056
01:22:29,138 --> 01:22:31,172
from choke-slamming your
boyfriend through a table.
2057
01:22:31,173 --> 01:22:32,307
Agh.
2058
01:22:32,308 --> 01:22:33,842
Ugh.
- Mikayla, your nails.
2059
01:22:33,843 --> 01:22:35,744
- What? Oh!
2060
01:22:35,745 --> 01:22:37,046
No more world record?
2061
01:22:38,781 --> 01:22:40,081
- The book.
- What?
2062
01:22:40,082 --> 01:22:41,550
- It's gone.
- What?
2063
01:22:41,551 --> 01:22:43,818
- And the snake, which means...
2064
01:22:43,819 --> 01:22:45,954
- Oh, my God.
- Josh!
2065
01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:47,322
Josh.
2066
01:22:50,059 --> 01:22:52,494
- Holy shit. I'm alive.
2067
01:22:52,495 --> 01:22:54,262
Oh, my God.
- Yeah!
2068
01:22:54,263 --> 01:22:56,464
- I'm gonna live.
I'm gonna live!
2069
01:22:56,465 --> 01:23:00,502
I'm gonna live!
I'm gonna live!
2070
01:23:00,503 --> 01:23:03,338
You there! Boy in the blue!
2071
01:23:03,339 --> 01:23:04,506
What day is this?
2072
01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,441
- Fuck you, old man!
2073
01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:07,676
- All right.
2074
01:23:07,677 --> 01:23:09,178
- Dick bitch ass.
2075
01:23:10,846 --> 01:23:12,147
- You know, guys,
I gotta tell you,
2076
01:23:12,148 --> 01:23:14,015
in hindsight, that was
pretty fucking fun.
2077
01:23:14,016 --> 01:23:15,984
- No. Josh, what the fuck?
2078
01:23:15,985 --> 01:23:17,252
- Oh, wow.
2079
01:23:17,253 --> 01:23:20,388
The whole N'SYNC posse
is in the hizzie.
2080
01:23:21,457 --> 01:23:22,757
- Ooh, wow.
2081
01:23:22,758 --> 01:23:24,492
Your memory's sick, bro!
2082
01:23:24,493 --> 01:23:25,627
- Please.
2083
01:23:25,628 --> 01:23:27,028
You used to play
that album so much,
2084
01:23:27,029 --> 01:23:28,797
you practically beat me
over the head with it.
2085
01:23:28,798 --> 01:23:32,100
'Cause... 'cause you...
2086
01:23:32,101 --> 01:23:33,535
- Only figuratively, though.
2087
01:23:33,536 --> 01:23:35,103
Huh?
2088
01:23:35,104 --> 01:23:36,671
- Happy Halloween!
2089
01:23:36,672 --> 01:23:38,406
- Uh...
2090
01:23:38,407 --> 01:23:42,077
The all-in-one
Theranos blood test.
2091
01:23:42,078 --> 01:23:44,079
But in all
seriousness, you guys,
2092
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:46,449
I actually do have
some pretty big news.
2093
01:23:48,884 --> 01:23:51,052
- It's-a me, Mario!
2094
01:23:51,053 --> 01:23:52,587
What's wrong?
2095
01:23:52,588 --> 01:23:53,889
Her cousin?
2096
01:23:56,092 --> 01:24:00,362
Jesus. Really?
2097
01:24:00,363 --> 01:24:03,099
Well, who knows?
2098
01:24:03,933 --> 01:24:06,334
Maybe he deserved it.
2099
01:24:06,335 --> 01:24:08,336
- Wait, what?
2100
01:24:08,337 --> 01:24:11,439
You're not supposed to say that.
2101
01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,308
Are you on Raya?
2102
01:24:13,309 --> 01:24:14,309
- Uh...
2103
01:24:15,711 --> 01:24:17,712
Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe!
2104
01:24:17,713 --> 01:24:20,015
Don't get all psycho.
2105
01:24:20,016 --> 01:24:21,449
- Have fun with
Candace, shithead.
2106
01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:23,118
She's, like, 18
2107
01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:25,053
and is gonna leave your
ass for an MMA fighter.
2108
01:24:25,054 --> 01:24:27,856
Oh, and by the way,
I got that job,
2109
01:24:27,857 --> 01:24:29,257
and it pays great,
2110
01:24:29,258 --> 01:24:31,559
so when I move back
to LA without you,
2111
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,095
I'm not gonna have to live
in a rickety-ass shack.
2112
01:24:34,096 --> 01:24:36,098
Bye, Brooklyn!
2113
01:24:38,668 --> 01:24:41,670
- So her name's Claire,
and she's a doctor.
2114
01:24:41,671 --> 01:24:43,571
- Ooh!
- Ooh, Claire!
2115
01:24:43,572 --> 01:24:44,639
- Dr. Claire.
2116
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,007
- It's only been our first sesh,
2117
01:24:46,008 --> 01:24:49,411
but I gotta tell you
guys, Talkspace nailed it.
2118
01:24:49,412 --> 01:24:52,280
She, uh, said I have
some pretty severe issues
2119
01:24:52,281 --> 01:24:54,049
and I'm pretty
mentally disturbed,
2120
01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:55,784
so... she gets me.
2121
01:24:55,785 --> 01:24:57,952
Wow.
2122
01:24:57,953 --> 01:25:00,321
Look at you,
working on yourself.
2123
01:25:00,322 --> 01:25:02,891
- Thank you.
- Where can I find a guy like...
2124
01:25:02,892 --> 01:25:04,025
That does that?
2125
01:25:04,026 --> 01:25:05,226
- Listen, it takes time.
2126
01:25:05,227 --> 01:25:06,628
The dudes will come.
2127
01:25:06,629 --> 01:25:09,197
Listen, my dude went a
little cuckoo last night,
2128
01:25:09,198 --> 01:25:11,332
but I'm not worried.
Okay, watch this.
2129
01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:13,368
Hey, Joey Fatone,
send me a dick pic.
2130
01:25:13,369 --> 01:25:15,136
Mm.
2131
01:25:15,137 --> 01:25:16,971
- Ooh, instantaneous.
2132
01:25:16,972 --> 01:25:18,239
Ooh!
- And huge.
2133
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,808
- Oh, yes.
- Can I see?
2134
01:25:19,809 --> 01:25:21,609
Can I see? Can I see?
2135
01:25:21,610 --> 01:25:23,078
- God did spend a
little more time on him.
2136
01:25:23,079 --> 01:25:24,479
Ooh!
- Oh, my God.
2137
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,581
Hey!
2138
01:25:26,582 --> 01:25:27,982
- Which house do you
wanna go to next?
2139
01:25:27,983 --> 01:25:30,186
- That one!
- Yes!
2140
01:25:34,023 --> 01:25:35,824
- Trick or treat!
2141
01:25:35,825 --> 01:25:37,959
- Oh, hey.
- Here you go.
2142
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,794
- Thanks.
- Wait.
2143
01:25:39,795 --> 01:25:41,963
Is that...
- Wow.
2144
01:25:41,964 --> 01:25:43,698
A full-size candy bar.
2145
01:25:43,699 --> 01:25:46,668
I knew this place was cool.
2146
01:25:46,669 --> 01:25:47,936
- Hon.
- Yeah.
2147
01:25:47,937 --> 01:25:49,972
Hey.
2148
01:25:53,743 --> 01:25:55,110
- Are those randoms,
or do we know them?
2149
01:25:55,111 --> 01:25:56,644
- I don't know.
2150
01:25:56,645 --> 01:25:58,913
Oh, they were out of blood,
so I just got us red.
2151
01:25:58,914 --> 01:26:00,148
- Good idea.
2152
01:26:00,149 --> 01:26:01,549
- I gotta get more candy.
2153
01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:02,851
- Well, go get it, girl!
2154
01:26:02,852 --> 01:26:04,285
- Okay, I'm off. Wish me luck.
2155
01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:05,487
- You don't need luck.
2156
01:26:05,488 --> 01:26:07,288
I rubbed my romance
stone before I left.
2157
01:26:07,289 --> 01:26:08,490
- Oh, no, is that...
- Yes, that is what
2158
01:26:08,491 --> 01:26:10,558
I call my vagina.
- Yeah, no, I figured.
2159
01:26:10,559 --> 01:26:13,094
- Yeah.
- Well, thanks, Mikayla.
2160
01:26:13,095 --> 01:26:14,696
Your sister's about
to get Fischbeined!
2161
01:26:14,697 --> 01:26:15,930
- Nice.
2162
01:26:15,931 --> 01:26:16,998
- Ew.
- Ew!
2163
01:26:28,744 --> 01:26:31,312
- Happy Halloween, Fischbein!
2164
01:26:31,313 --> 01:26:33,014
- Erica?
2165
01:26:33,015 --> 01:26:34,182
Erica Greenspan.
2166
01:26:34,183 --> 01:26:35,416
Oh, my God.
2167
01:26:35,417 --> 01:26:37,819
This is... this is so crazy.
2168
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,187
- I'm sure it is.
2169
01:26:39,188 --> 01:26:41,122
- No, I... I mean,
2170
01:26:41,123 --> 01:26:43,424
we were literally just
talking about you.
2171
01:26:43,425 --> 01:26:44,793
- We?
2172
01:26:44,794 --> 01:26:46,361
- Guys,
2173
01:26:46,362 --> 01:26:48,963
you will never
believe who's here.
2174
01:26:48,964 --> 01:26:50,732
- Wow, what's up?
2175
01:26:50,733 --> 01:26:52,367
- Yeah, the
Fischtank's hanging out
2176
01:26:52,368 --> 01:26:53,668
for the first time in ages.
2177
01:26:53,669 --> 01:26:56,571
Marcus, AJ, and you
remember Paul Dudley.
2178
01:26:56,572 --> 01:26:58,540
Oh, yeah...
2179
01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:02,811
- There it is.
- Greetings, wifey.
2180
01:27:02,812 --> 01:27:04,145
- What did you just call me?
2181
01:27:04,146 --> 01:27:05,680
- Uh, this is so lame.
2182
01:27:05,681 --> 01:27:07,315
- Paul downloaded
this game on my phone.
2183
01:27:07,316 --> 01:27:08,616
We've been fucking
around with it.
2184
01:27:08,617 --> 01:27:10,952
Apparently, you two
are gonna get hitched.
2185
01:27:10,953 --> 01:27:12,220
- What game?
2186
01:27:12,221 --> 01:27:13,688
- Yeah, he's gonna
be the president,
2187
01:27:13,689 --> 01:27:16,791
and you're gonna
be the first lady.
2188
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,327
Hope the White House
has room for octuplets.
2189
01:27:19,328 --> 01:27:21,529
- Never pulling out.152699