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Original subtitles

Are you looking at a gaping butthead

excuse me I'm coming to us

excuse me coming to fix your microwave

excuse me coming to this job on family

we're gonna make it

excuse me great you

way I can

VRP the magnet

come on

yes I do believe your next Milton

you have to execute at least one complete pull up or

you fail the physical portion of your final

are wait understood Pilarski

queued up there

now I've got you turbo lard five years,

five years you've coasted on a D minus

this time you're out Mr. Yvette did

that fair throw in the towel

here essays history you slob.

You're an official

AF who's got the last laugh now?

Just like in the fly

my invention for molecularly atomized inorganic subject

transported to my auxilary dish

and then biochemically reassemble it at five times.

Its original size.

This is your master's thesis Milton.

If you're onto another one your pranks

you're gonna make sure that you don't ever graduate

from this or any other university.

See is believing.

I've camouflage and auxilary dish for some unbiased witnesses

live from New Jersey my own TV

my world

For my Daredevil test pilot

I've chosen stamina.

This time Will everybody please place your protective goggles on

my god

yeah

right

i figured everything out

Everyone

Stanley

Stanley daily we're talking about an A plus

you're pro b

Get out of C minus A here

I

actually I found this problem on

it is on your blender so I took two rotary motors

and that put them in there and that should work fine now

hang on hang on you're right there

great smile

I don't know it just doesn't seem like my same old friend

that it was

well i supercharged it and

it's also Solar Powered Now

you solar powered it you supercharged it to model

what have you done to my vibrator?

Give it a try the work

believe you okay all right.

Okay okay go second.

Okay second phase is smiler This is too much and

now third time

oh it's going crazy Oh my

Oh stop it to pull the water out

I can fix it

what's happening with the honey bone another rewiring job

you know once I like to go to walk in here with some broken appliance

we got to vacate the scab farm

yeah man the seeds are scattered to school

if scandalous

You know guys

Uriel is now officially on the

right we need our women

who are a user friendly

you guys are seriously starting to worry me

here. Already do it right here

mom and dad birdies up on arson charges

cheese's wanting for attempted murder and I'm facing the entire athletic board

for sexual harassment graduations next month.

No any good attorneys?

How's it hanging Mrs. Milo

Would you still join the army all the way

can be post office

Listen dude, this is all a major investigation

against our more intellectual psyche.

Yeah

what a pizza

I've been thinking about that

great Beatles no no I mean

I got an idea slanted but

Do you guys ever hear of extra credit

Oh morning

I can feel the heartbeat in my blood

rushes here

be in Miami wherever

wherever women are so sweet

with some women,

gentle daddy because everybody's saying

Oh that's the time the bank wants to say

Women

Hi my name is Chi hi

good for you

stop oxidized metal

oxy bends on poison

I will save you

we're from New York

yes

yes

are you

I'm your savage six

shameless

Do you think that's the right place yeah

do check it out

that's my time Jamie

great you killed them

all right

all right Ah

main talk about your creeper look

Hi man hey man

grew up with you

know I need to leave me and break my heart

what's in the spliff

dude?

What's with him is Yan Dora speak English

man what's okay hi man he's my friend cheese

yo Oh he's my friend to

birdie live here man

oh she gestures Come on

I demonstrate the house for Joe Polish

one more than we're okay

I got a really cool

it's really cool for my cosmic gardener

here organic concern for Mrs. and Mrs. Rice

you know from the Rolls Royce

speaking children

it's just Jimi Hendrix not

Jimi Hendrix. Jaime Henry.

He was coming. He was my friend.

We played a Woodstock together

and wrote his baby

so the Roy sisters they're on some funky African expedition.

They won't be back here Sunday.

So do you boys got any plans? Yeah,

do we want to raise

No. No plans?

Well, my house is your house.

Welcome to Coco Bay

mean you're scaring the shark

i doing it

I said no way I met Marlo,

I'm from Brooklyn. It's against my religion.

Hit him again.

Go fucking a you guys

come on baby. Anybody laughs

Hey, Leanne, check out the roller derby rejects.

Okay, man, it's okay peace and freedom baby school.

Come on. Come on. We go. We show them how to

do what's the big secret with the race?

Jaime's very superstitious this Sunday's Domingo

they might have tweaked it

look at that Cadillac plan

ha ha sorry guys.

Payment look at cheese.

You're carrying water pollution I'm sorry

my name is cheese when a slice

you ever see a 100 elephant

Excuse me

Excuse me

oh shit Whoa?

Are you okay

all right see if we could sue you for this asshole Jade

Now listen to me

Listen to me you guys

you can't let these big city karma get you down

okay that'll be cool

there's a lot of span here Oh Coco

by C

span down all the low

mood cameras A to C low

you got me rockin Oh,

juicy that is spicy.

See there's a pretty little girl dancing on the beach

moonlight shadow

So sweet what's a bad race?

A bad race. You never heard of a bad race.

A bad race is a public orgy of the finest looking machinists in the world.

bouncing out of bed with wheels on it

what is racing down Main Street.

They do it every year for charity

but the winners got some funky prices

and a big contract

these Angel guys

I don't want this to get around.

But there are some heavy duty numbers on this bed race.

Last year's winners 150 big ones too goddamn

wicked with that we bought some serious Spanky

hammer. What kind of contract are we talking about here?

Some big engineer award

the paid partners that does some heavy dinner do

a bed Raisa?

We'll get it mellow ever since you little permit

Are you always doing something?

I mean, show me where erased

Do we just want to see

No, no, no, no no.

I'm gonna give myself and

give me that back doing

that Jaime

who is the best?

Middle to need sponsors applications?

You gotta build a race bed to meet girls.

This is heavy do remain.

who raises the beds

What do you think this is a loving man?

I am talking Vietnam USA.

I am talking about top financing for the teams

to hire professional track runners to pull rebates.

I'm talking the Indy 500 baby. Hey,

no problem birdie. Here's a sprinter.

sprinter. No problem. They do need a four man team.

You need a girl pilot. You need cheerleaders.

You need bikini girls, and this is all in five days.

That's the mingle.

Mingle. Do you know about these?

The mingle? Are you crazy?

I know Jura for something that was with him.

What's he talking about?

It's Cuban voter the racism bad luck Sunday this Sunday May 14.

Hey no voodoo man. No voodoo on May 14

Jupiter is aligned with Mars behind the second moon over the star of Guba

I am talking about the universal karma being in the toilet

Jaime that's why we're here we have to compete

if we win the race we can use the winnings to repair the damages from birdies explosion

explosion not to mention we can use the publicity from all the charity involvement

to clear the assault charges from cheese and

the engineering contract which would clear my suspension

did we bust it? We can't graduate without it.

No, no, no, no, no no me no Millo No,

I don't want to life in organized crime.

You got to help us

pretty Mito. Let me tell you about the reality of this situation.

We are talking about some heavy heavy

heavy duty money happening on the ground on these teams.

If you know what I'm talking about.

You got a better chance of swimming from here to Cuba

with the sharks six puppets six puppets

Are you crazy or something?

Yeah six puppets

five days survey says sad

the Beatles they broke up on May 14 domain

Richard Nixon he was circumcised on May 14

Alright we'll commit suicide together

Irish eggs public joining us

Thanks Bob. It will not be dead weight off.

Baby for years when have we ever let you down?

This race is the big one. All my plans are falling into place.

After Sunday, I'll be the only mayoral candidate we're talking about.

Yeah, that's very nice.

This is want to get your girlfriend on private time.

Well I care but as my clubs investment.

Anybody care from a Mosa

What are the odds this year?

Gina? Work with me here.

It's simple little.

Increase your club's investments a couple of notches.

I can assure you it'll be rewarding for your financial future.

What the fuck are you talking about now?

When's the last time our presiding Mayor promoted

a legalization bill for gambling and Coco Bay.

Now I think my election might favor your clubs roll of the dice.

Think your own place.

Card lotteries casino

Puppyish.

That's a what's sprinkler. We'll put our money where your big mouth is okay.

Just make sure that your boys at the finish line first

because numbers is numbers. And the House has better come up.

You can teach I love this country.

Ron's gonna guy like me clean up on racing rules instead of horses.

Guys, let's get Addy

Can I help you?

Nice dimensions.

How fast is she? What is it you want oh,

we're here to see some Herman stinker guy.

The name stink learner asshole.

And I'm sure you don't have an appointment

any way to treat old friends

manner? You know these people

whoa. I mean yeah

but not social.

Please We swim into each other all the time back at the club.

You must be Herman stinkier this year has been race coordinator.

Yes. What's your business here? I'm very busy

don't want to be in a bad race.

Given that my low

You've gotta be kidding.

They're just tourists.

Let me slam bone this Cooper.

It's absolutely impossible. Why?

You're too late. You're not Coco Bay residents

you don't have a sponsor and you're out of your league.

We got a track star and an engineer Dick cheese

you're still not in lever

I'll have the two of you thrown into jail at the snap of my fingers

or some local zoo

no problem. We'll just go straight to the bed race committee

and slam them and application

I'm the chairman

OS delivery stir

Aloha

Why am I alone oh you beer we thought

now this should make you happy it's 10%

More than last year scholarships

this guy cracks me up scholarships will accept this as a non refundable down payment

tell stinker is double scholarship

this year chump

Wait a minute

we'll just get ourselves another team then.

We're the fastest in the state as white

right all right, but Mr. Sinclair is not gonna like this.

Hey, Jamie, what huggy as name

are you dissing us with this sheer man.

Now this is pure brilliancy on my part.

The bed sores.

Get it?

The bed sores within a second.

Get a clean some time.

Maybe I could help.

I've got to be as an engineering

Yes.

Now I've heard them all

Sure, it looks like you know what you're doing?

Yeah. It's like you don't

Yes me right I didn't ask you.

So why don't you just take your BS traded in

for an MS and shove it up your little PhD? Goodbye.

No problem. In case you didn't notice

your compression valve release is really plugged up

social warning the carburetor

Hey, hey

look I'm sorry

that maybe I could use a second opinion

Hey, marine stadium Friday morning.

Okay, fine. How am I gonna find you?

Just look for blue lightning at the North dock strip.

Oh, thanks, Doctor.

Clean yourself up

Well, hell, I'd be as happy as a pig and shit to sponsor your boy.

But there's one thing I gotta know.

Who's your four horsemen?

Get this man. We are.

Jaime, you're my best friend in the whole world.

Now you know that. But you know and I know

you boys don't stand a chance against the sprinters of other teams

bringing in by the plan.

This is my cousin, the engineer.

Check it out. Like we're splitting the manpower

but we need some primo Todd,

along with your tutor to like pound it all together.

And a little bank for minor expenses.

MSP shitty and crazy.

So again, are you boys in the Olympics?

No, all right, the junkyards around the back

to find a few spare bedframes

son you ever hear her self control?

So fucking lovely face baby.

You got three days you know that plan

he knows best become a race bed

sometimes this year.

going in there to get a racing permit from the mayor.

I want you guys to shake some fake and

make things happen all right, we are going to do his birthday.

Moving Hey what's up this stream

me

then three

3d

So, sprinkler What's the news

the bikini contest is 1/3

Each team score I went ahead and

donated some weekend cruisers for three of the four judges

insurance keto Maynard's locating the same race runners.

The race beds due to be finished tomorrow afternoon

to write up

skip that sweet real sweet tip they got a problem.

Some pigeon tells me today that there's a new team in town

some hippie guys been asking questions down in City Hall

god dammit sprinkler I hate Berge

just some punk kids are not even registered to compete

the best not because I can't bid on a race

I don't know well the horses in the lineup

you know what I mean? They are

which are like a little linguini

they are

no thank you I've got a meeting to attend to sprinkler

you ever see a dame with coconuts like that

no I didn't think so.

Okay baby ready to play Moses in the burning bush.

Then a back to linguini Mangia.

Stone some Rolling Stone

long waiting for the flushing mine

first you knocks me out

then brings me back around

the same seat

the future keeps me guessing

me

not in the right place am i

You got that right yes wipe.

I don't suppose there's some wild microscopic chance

I could just say hello to her not in your wildest wet dreams.

Let me guess you're a boyfriend wannabe.

So am I

pleased to meet you

I'm fine are the kids a mess

I want the decks from top to bottom for my interview on Sunday spotless. Of course.

I secured suntan us best sprinters can place your bets

Maynard I can't place our bets because

Gino hasn't come up with the funding.

He thinks your yacht club punk friends may find some way in now

unless you want to fish for a living.

I suggest you work with your sweetheart and find out

what the sex puppets and their engineer are up to.

Uncle Herman I need another envelope for the runners.

Another envelope as in more money much

twice as much

twice you pots

you couldn't negotiate an ice cube from an Eskimo

fine I was going to give you an Lian

a surprise victory cruise after the race

that should cover the costs oh

here comes trouble

I make house calls to you know I charge extra for mansions Milo

I'm so sorry.

Watersports that's a little bit kinky

there he asked me ace

he's a very jealous ex boyfriend

here looking for powerful team.

I've got a little experience

it's a pretty good references would just say

your references I don't need your hire?

Yes. You just try to get some rest okay. Don't know to audition

Hey Where do we sign up

just want to say right okay

set up a disco room video camera plates theory and shoot.

Let's go on

please accept our sincere apologies for keeping all of you waiting.

Mr. Hendrix Would you mind escorting our guests to the pool

where they may all lounge

anybody care for anything of your float

what is it that's a really bad place to live

like why should Intimus to overheat

look my I shouldn't even come over here last night.

I mean I don't even know who you are.

Sure I go and think this guy seems nice kind of smart.

You know maybe it's worth my time not just another jerk you know?

I'm not a jerk. I mean

I am but I'm not really

Why is it every time I see you you've got egg all over your face.

You make nervous I make you nervous.

You Mr. Joe Cool millionaire. Why?

Because I well, I think let me show you my bed.

I mean our bed No, I mean the race bed

please all right.

Don't mess with me

night

No, I like that guys,

this is Nikki she's going to stop

Okay, boys

hands up your nightstick

your budget.

This is Mary. This is groovy. Susie.

This is Inga. This is Amanda.

These are and this is Cynthia Elizabeth

chess champion.

This would be the best six puppet that you've ever had.

So you want me to be your sex puppet?

That's for sure. And I will teach you

the true meaning of perfect nuke

and design your sets puppet.

Those ladies.

Totally awesome dude.

Why don't you get on your knees and beg boys?

I'm taking you in for lead.

strata. Let's get ready for the strip

here you are, honey. Darling.

Come to be let us

check As it forced me to behave

don't just go

listen on the lightless take the clothes off

let's do that boom boom

five bullets two weeks

they gotta be called Girl bullets to grid

they gotta be close girl is gonna be called Girl

See ya and with Tennessee two weeks

I'll be called Girl Melissa has to wake up

because you're willing to wait

to be called

pick up the calls

I've been catching Kabira last night

route 40 and 70 pound fish

that's my baby this is it is a state of the art high tech.

It's ultralight should weigh half of that

the other competitors race bed practically bulletproof to Kevlar.

We've done a real good job.

You should smoking with this.

Alright. Alright, go out and get them

What do you think? Aluminum.

It's the best I could afford on our budget. Here budget.

Oh, come on. Give me a break.

50 bucks says you want to fly in the Trump Tower.

You got this from scraps?

Well, there's a lot I don't know about you either.

Oh, really? Well, like you're racing.

How a woman especially a young woman,

especially a young, very attractive woman

is the only female hydroplane racer

I've ever heard of chauvinist realist.

Does that that belong to you or your past?

Present and Future boyfriends?

Are you implying?

Just asking? Okay.

Little stiff?

You ever heard Jeff Mondale?

Yeah, Indy 500 champ.

Top of the circuit. He was in a fatal crash last year.

Yeah.

We were sort of related.

I'm sorry. I know you wake up in the morning

smelling gasoline with your eggs and bacon.

It's kind of hard to get out of your system. Besides women's response times are quicker,

chauvinist realist.

So why are you entering this race anyway?

political reasons. Okay,

so how fast your runners mystery man?

Well, that's sort of this little problem.

Humor me. For men average of 15.2 seconds.

It's only 100 yard race.

The other teams are at least in the elevens

house Dinklage team even higher professional sprinters

you know sprinkler. Yeah, well,

we've had a little run ins.

He doesn't think of tropical paradise like Coco Bay deserves our elements.

You've definitely got elements

so mr hotshot

How you gonna make it 15.2 beats tinklers

10 flat

Well, the way I see it, is my beds mechanical design

as a somehow reduce our average per ratio to matches.

No, no, of course I do.

I do of course.

No, you don't. So what's the use of even entering

I mean unless you go through Carl Lewis in the next 24 hours,

you're not going to make it and

that bed just ain't gonna cut. Of course,

I got it. I know how we're gonna do it.

I mean, I always knew I was gonna do it,

but now I know how to do it.

I know I know. I know. I know and I know

I know I'm gonna do it I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna do it.

I know how I'm gonna do it.

I know I know we're gonna do it

looks like they're all gone

are we going inside no we're going to clean the pool

of course are going inside that's breaking and entering

since a lot of other things you do

what's this? Their notes?

All the interviews they had today names phone numbers,

and the last official entry permit for the rings

That's disgusting.

That is disgusting.

Oh, I hate them.

Animals do you think that girls get better Tatas?

Me?

Me Yes,

yes yours are the best

What's that mean?

It sounds like a doberman. You gotta go check that out.

You go check it out.

Me. Yeah,

I gotta finish up here fabulous bear gams.

It's gotta be Bridgette no visible bush.

Possible conehead what a slam hound

Right.

mean I got the kick

to take your best shot

it's really quite basic. What I've done is

I've integrated a series of frictional increments,

which through a selection gradient allows for an increase in acceleration

in accordance with the juxtaposition of a selected torque radii

he's installed a gear system like one at a 10 speed bike,

I shift the gears we go faster.

Hi me. I've got them beat. This is the best thing I've ever designed.

I should be in the bedroom Hall of Fame. You know we're going to reenroll on the Dean's list.

Maybe I should get a patent for meto i

What? A

Honey, what's wrong?

Nothing. No, he's beautiful. It's beautiful.

Let's give it a test run.

Jesus in here. Okay,

Jojo can fill in for now. Come on.

I'm dying to see this baby fly.

I've been working on it for hours guys.

Excuse me. We've been working on it for hours.

Alright, let's go come on.

All right come on

more than I can say for that job

I can't believe it it was perfect.

I built it exactly to my specs and the blueprints What did you do my shifter?

What did I do him lucky the scrap bucket didn't kill me

scrap bucket you're talking about one of my inventions and

inventions hey you need to go back to school Senate

because you'd make a better garbage collector.

Yeah, well maybe you should just go and sit.

It doesn't matter anymore. It doesn't matter how the race is tomorrow.

We're not in the race.

The mayor he was out of town at some convention.

I got the last entry permit and the only other person who could approve it is sinckler.

The Secretary said she will call me when she got in touch with the mayor

but she never called.

Sorry primo itself Domingo de Montes where

we have to compete. I mean,

I mean, school graduation.

That's our whole trip. Man,

I was just one royal jerk to the coolest babe I've ever met.

Think was good as hogtied Brandon to the busted

it's over

you could still apologize to the lady

away she hates my guts my rich guts

but I'm going to interest in this race

if I have to illegally drag this up against all those other competitors

you guys got more mega work to do?

Pretty well you can't fight the cosmic forces meet oh

I'm sorry

to me they took everything

that's kugelman WACK

I'm sorry in Spanish

you're sorry in any language.

The race permit the girl's phone numbers the videotape

I'm sorry

my boys were definitely out of it now

to think of my career as a demolition

I'm really fucking sorry

listen to us Hi. We sound like a bunch of birds the night before Turkey Day.

Hot damn Honey, this is the night before the race.

These draft

down this trip to the water

this can already get a drink or

not if she doesn't mind using the company.

So I've seen reference text

my my my

what a small small world

so big

nice dresses are stylish.

It's an antique asshole.

I don't suppose you know how an $80,000 Yacht got moose.

You're in Enescu you beat me

to wine coolers please

actually make mine like beer

this rounds on me Bucky

could I be seeing you guys tomorrow

Yes it was actually beginning to look forward

to mopping up the street with you all

Come on ladies

I'll go my main way will be made my drink

I'm gonna drink it before clock

you been saying all the local

bars used to say what did

oh you were saying

about the other day I'm

What do you want little unfinished business

baby spattered punk

ball I don't suppose maybe there's some wild microscopic chance

to get to finish my drink with the lady in the program

asshole maybe how about a shot of spades

now it's up on the stage

going to try now

that everybody works on

one's got to have

everyone out got the

job with a unique herbal scent

that cleans and freshens.

Listening I just got

a really well I think

you've got what you know

I'm sort of new at this

hello

anybody home

Hello are you gonna

do dabba

doo where's everybody

Sleeping Beauty

blueprint

NO

NO NO of work to do

big fat hairy butt oh geez

genius

you're an absolute genius

I love him I should have known all along

the pressure wasn't thinking straight

What's up the gear transfer linkage was obstructed in the fourth increments

he's fixed it

that's a minor alteration two hours work tops.

What's happening man?

Hey man can fix the race Bay

is still here we got three hours

we could just make it clear to me

No Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We're not even registered

your phone on me on this. You Java

ME Shea's

we make Africa

but she Africa Gonio that's it.

I got it. I got it.

Hello, operator.

Jason. I want Africa.

That's right, baby Africa

Zim. Buka. Africa

Hello, Africa.

No, no, I don't speak Swahili.

Thank you anyway, he said, I want to speak to the ivory tusks Hotel.

Hello, Chase. I would like to speak with Mrs. Royce.

Either one by the way. I really don't care. It's alright with me.

Thank you. I'll wait. This. Listen.

You guys do what you have to do. Get going you Milan fix that bag.

We're we're in you guys live this to me.

Okay, I want you to do what you have to do to get this going.

We're going to be sex puppets. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What about the bikini contest?

Sinkler all the entrants are registered, right?

Yes. No sex puppets.

Our bets are in place where favorite two to one.

Then he placed the bet. We're in for all of it.

I've arranged for a press conference at my yacht after the race.

Our victory and my mayoral candidacy will be headline news.

Hey, boss, sprinklers. Got a phone call. Hello,

Maynard. What's going on? The mayor.

What does that asshole what? Oh, Hello, Mayor.

I know I was referring to Maynard.

Yes. Who? The sex puppets? I don't know.

Yes. Well, don't you think it's rather late Mayor

We're only two hours away and yes, I'd be glad to help.

Yes only too glad to offer my cooperation.

Sing it to me.

I had to register them. The mayor's fiancee, Mrs. Royce called all the way from ZenBook Africa.

She's one of their sponsors, sprinkler.

My club just put all of its money on your team.

Our organization makes money because we always, always win.

And two hours from now is the big race.

Two hours and five minutes from now.

Either our investment or your bones are gonna double

win we win. Our racers have the fastest the best we assembled snap

crackle.

We're all through if we don't win the race,

the sex puppets are in and Gino is blood hungry?

Our bed had better score the fastest time.

It's okay. It's okay.

There are no competition to us.

I'm into this up tonight teeth, TV, radio.

Everybody's going to be there.

Don't disappoint me Maynard.

You're on my shitless woman. Oh man,

you're on everyone's shitless

Come on. I got a plan which

Why don't we go down to the cocoa jam and on

behalf of our sponsors, this is wake Magic Man.

And I'd like to invite each and every one of you on this gorgeous,

spectacular sunny South Florida today to the running of the 10th annual Coco Bay bed races.

As I'm sure you all know, the events begin with the traditional parade of beds,

followed by the tantalizing, mouthwatering indescribably delicious bikini contest.

And boy have we got to get to the women competing this year.

Finally, the most outrageous, outlandish offer well streaming event in the sporting world.

Let's start with the show.

Parade is led by last year's reigning champs bedsore

sponsored by Herman Stigler in a stagnone cluster.

The bridge already started job is over looking to the other girls.

How's it going baby? Work I think you can bet on it. I did.

Scandalous

ladies and gentlemen Alaskan an entry.

I don't have the registered but if I can read their names.

The second puppet sponsored by Joe Joe's auto paradise.

We better suggest parental guidance for this one.

Test Drive me and Jojo.

I don't know if the Wide World of Sports is ready for this one folks.

I think it's safe to assume we have the winners of this year's

Benkler, my kneecap sounds like

when pop Saturday join kind of like baseball

getting slammed into left field and right Vinny?

Just just now any like this

I think I'll check on the bikini judges.

Yeah, why don't you go do that putts

and now the 10 reasons why Coco Bay

is the most beautiful city in the world the bikini contest

beauty is pain

are the ladies ready

I'm gonna help my look at the bed setup you guys okay

it's in the back I see you later

snuck them

come up with shifter

you have got to be kidding.

Where did you guys get this thing?

Our local junkyard

I'm going to enjoy going one passed you

amela you know what this guy looks like

Little Richard on steroids

Thank you buddy man.

You're too funny. You may have gotten into the race buddy

but you are way out of your league.

I'm gonna meanie

I designed this bed and it's gonna rub on your face

I get back

I will say number four

God you all wonderful

loving

Johnny five bullets

I can't see the content with

this girl is almost too big because

because gorillas

are

mama see your money

we started taking photos and

with the TDC St. Louis

police now has proven positive

that there is a God he got me

calls gorillas

sorry the last representing

30

Give me the music

the llama Jana Sami vandal el gato in your country

Oh this was a second of two

or maybe you're right

Milo dude

I'm Creek shit how are we gonna race it he

can see where he's going

this is the final compete all teams to assemble with their race beds in the pit area

please returns on your marks

get set

the most part

he's going to ever have to run the longest 25 yards right?

JT can steer that far.

Yo Milo honestly

spear will

take it off, yo.

Nobody can play little music.

All you have to do is affect some portion

which automatically increase the frictional inertia.

organizational control

you pull it like a rain on a horse. Exactly

our last peak was 1021

That's a bad race record.

That six Mark

good said

What's this? Our long shot team is gonna pick up the runners.

We have the power to control the sex puppets

if the tape man 1025

What the hell's going on?

They can't do that way. Boy.

I'm just qualified. Well, we seem to have a secret weapon in our lineup this year.

The sex puppets may upset some of our usual Rancho runner teams ran a run off.

Did you hear with that mug? Call those

great plan there. Einstein.

What do you do steal their shoelaces?

Well, I don't see you coming up with any great ideas biscuit head.

Puke Princess

unic. Ese

What do you mean there's no rule against it

cams do something. Look,

I have to register an official complaint.

I've been entering vehicles in this event for years.

A geared system has never been allowed before.

Well, it's manpower and it has no engine and it has four wheels.

They're okay now when they're in the final

I'm going back to the yacht to prepare for my TV interview.

I don't care what you have to do.

Our team had better winner sir.

You Nick.

It's official now our final heat will be between the bedsores

and the sex puppet chair starting position

but my real name is Milton

I'm not rich and I'm from Jersey

Janie Janie DuPont Mondo that there JD

Nice to meet you mark

this is the those bosses get set

bedsores have exploded into a winning we've just launched a runner,

the sex puppets they're shifting gears it's amazing.

They just want another man and take you believe the bed sores are holding strong.

It's gotta be close their neck and neck.

The bed sores are forcing their way in.

Oh no Down goes another runner there

the runway was finished like single handedly.

Our long shot team wins in record time.

Influence 100

I read my bed

right Yeah

Which one is more like

excuse me Oh skills

skills may moves

watch with Corey

got to have

everyone

got each other

rubbers gonna be

oh god oh there a god and step by step from our own mistakes

when we speak down

when we better begin

better

Stefan step

speak down when

when is an assistant from

West Virginia

greetings on a one man suit

from Johnny tonight

see in Flagstaff

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