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That's in touch,
and that's full time.
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Better luck next time, buddy.
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Three cheers
for the South London Stags.
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- Hip Hip...
- Hooray.
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- Hip Hip.
- Hooray.
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- Hip Hip.
- Hooray.
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- Good game, boys.
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- Chin up, boys.
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That was a great game.
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Yeah, it was close, so I
don't want you worrying
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about the score line.
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Those fat, straight old blokes,
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they've been playing a
lot longer than you have.
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But, as first games go, it
was really fucking great.
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You were aggressive, you
supported each other,
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and you held your own against
a much more experienced side.
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It's a great start to the
season, and you know what?
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Come on.
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I'm fucking excited.
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Shower up, and lets go
and have a few beers.
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- Think he's paying?
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- Eating for two, babe?
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- I don't want to become a
skinny bitch
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like one of this lot.
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Carbs!
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- Ladies and Gentlemen.
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I'm going to jump straight
in and say a big thank you
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to our hosts, the Rochester
boys, for the Rugby lesson,
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and most generous hospitality.
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It's much appreciated.
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I promise we'll return
the favor at our place,
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on both fronts, when the time
comes.
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Now, for man of the match,
it was an easy choice
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to set the tone for this season.
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This man put in an incredibly
tenacious
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and creative performance,
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and he might even have won
it for us at the end there,
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if he just looked inside.
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No, but really, really great
work,
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and I can see that you're going
to be
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a big asset for us this season.
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So, well done, Mark Newton.
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And my first Dick Of The Day
award goes to the only man
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I've ever known to tackle
one of his own players.
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Fuck.
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- Mr. Pink.
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I hit my head
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- He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,
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he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey.
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He's never lonely when we are
with him,
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and he knows how to put a pint
away, pint away, pint away,
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pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away.
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- You didn't get
any pictures today? Mark.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really
in the mood after the game,
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to be honest.
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- Shame. That ref would
have made a nice picture.
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- Oh, he was hot.
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- Shall I book
us tickets for tomorrow?
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What do you fancy seeing?
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- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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- Look, I can't. Ricky's coming
over.
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- Cumming? It's been a while,
hasn't it?
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Hasn't it healed over by
now? Isn't there cobwebs?
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- Yeah, and spiders. I bet
there's spiders in there and
all.
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- I don't know about
you,
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but I would kill my
firstborn for a mojito.
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- Firstborn what?
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- Cocktails at the
clubhouse. You'll be lucky.
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- Ugh
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- Yeah, I'll buy you a pint.
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Look, I agreed
to your little project
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to train up new players to
eventually join
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and benefit the A squad,
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not to burn through our limited
funds
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with a whole other separate
team,
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and carting them off-
- Yeah, but just recruiting
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experienced players isn't
going to put us on the map.
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- We're already on the map.
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The A's win almost all their
games.
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For years, we fought tooth and
nail to get the recognition
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and respect that we now
have as a serious club,
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not some novelty act.
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I won't go back to that.
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- And having a B team
that loses a few games
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isn't going to change anything.
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They just need a bit of time.
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It was their first game of the
season.
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Please, Barry.
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- Just be sure that you're
not letting your pride
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drag our name through the dirt.
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- Cunts. Like they own the
place.
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- Deep breaths, Pinky.
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- I'm from the As. Watch us
wave our big dicks about.
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- Trust me, I've seen a few of
them,
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and they're not all
worth writing home about.
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- They're not all cunts, you
know.
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- Oh yeah? Is that why you
dropped down to play with us?
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- See, now there we go.
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- Cheers, boys.
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- So, they won then?
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- Of course they did.
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You can smell the smugness in
the air.
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- Do they even like
each other?
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No. Not really.
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- What's the fucking point,
then?
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- It's just a different
mentality, isn't it?
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That's why they keep winning, I
guess.
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- You are such a size queen.
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- She doesn't even
care who it's attached to,
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as it needs a whole tub of lube
to fit
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into that tight little arse of
hers.
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- Honey, at least I have an
arse, okay?
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I don't even know what you
call that mound of sand
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hanging off your back.
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Now, you see that guy?
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- What, the muscle daddy?
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Saw him at the urinals earlier.
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I checked out the goods.
The homework is done.
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Now, I just have to hand in my
assignment,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'm glad to see all those
years in English school paid up,
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I really am.
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- Watch it, mate.
- Sorry.
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- Henry, Henry.
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with me, alright?
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Jesus.
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Henry, how much have you had?
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I, er...
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Shall I get you some water, or
something?
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- No, just leave.
Please, go. Go.
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- You're Mark Newton, right?
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- Yeah, that's right.
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- I've heard a lot of
good things about you.
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- Who from?
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- Man of the
match today. Not bad.
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- That?
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- No, well done. I'm Warren.
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- Are you in the A squad?
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I mean, I saw you at
the clubhouse earlier,
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but I've not seen you round
before.
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- Yeah, I've been out for
a while with an injury.
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Fucked my leg, but I'm back
and fit to play again now.
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- Clearly.
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- Do you want a drink?
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- Sure.
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- Two shots of tequila.
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You serious?
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- Puts hairs on your chest.
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- Oh, is that something I want,
is it?
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- You tell me.
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- I didn't realize you lot
spoke to us lowly mortals.
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- We make exceptions for certain
people.
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- Is that right? I'm honored.
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- As you should be.
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Yeah?
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Well, you certainly live
up to the stereotype.
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- Devilishly handsome?
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- Full of yourselves.
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- I'm hurt.
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- Really? I didn't realize
you As bruised so easily.
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That must make things
a bit impractical, no?
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- Do you even get bruised in the
B team?
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Doesn't that involve
taking some hits first?
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- You're a piece of work, you
know that?
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Enjoy the rest of your night.
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Henry?
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- Fuck.
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- Everything all right?
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- You shouldn't have brought me
here.
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- Excuse me?
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- Where's my wallet?
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- Why are you in such a rush?
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Hey.
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- Bye.
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- Oh, wow.
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You really are living up to
the A-Squad-A-hole stereotype,
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aren't you?
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- I have a boyfriend.
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- Well that might have been
useful information last night,
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don't you think?
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- You never asked.
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- When was I supposed to
do that?
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Before or after you
cornered me in a toilet
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and stuck your tongue down my
throat?
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- He's a Stag.
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- Who?
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- John Penrose. He's in
my team-
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- Yeah, I know who he is.
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00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,014
- Yeah, well he
can't find out about this,
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00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,533
so don't fucking tell him
or anyone, you hear me?
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- Relax, Jesus, I won't.
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- I'm serious.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
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- Look, I don't mean to be-
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- Just go, all right?
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Go on.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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You eaten?
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00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:45,700
- No, not really.
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- You look rough.
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00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,084
- Thank you. I went out last
night.
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- With your pretend rugby team?
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- And how was your flight?
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00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,607
- Did you
bring one of them home?
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00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,574
- Richard, do we really
going to do this right now?
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00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:58,471
You've literally just walked in
the door.
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00:17:58,506 --> 00:18:00,232
- Well, you're going
to love
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00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,130
what I've got to say next.
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I've got to go away again in two
days.
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- You serious?
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- For a month.
- A month?
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00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:07,135
Are you joking?
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00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,414
- Flight's booked on
Tuesday.
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I'm sorry.
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- Hey, where did
you end up Saturday night?
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You disappeared.
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- Just home. I tried looking for
you, but-
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- It's fine. I
was just a bit smashed.
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- I'll say.
That's one word for it.
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What was his name again?
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00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:50,928
- What's this?
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- You've got to hear
this.
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00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,690
- No, he doesn't,
actually.
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00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:54,656
- So this one
was stumbling about,
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00:19:54,691 --> 00:19:57,176
saying he was leaving, but
before he goes,
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he runs into the guy that
Neil's been making out with
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all night.
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00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:02,423
- Oh Henry, no.
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00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,563
- Yeah. Sloppy seconds.
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00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:15,160
- Gareth really pisses me off.
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- That's just him.
Nobody actually cares.
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- I do.
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- Okay.
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Was this guy really that bad?
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00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:32,280
- No, mate. Worse.
It was not my finest moment.
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00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:06,245
- Jog back, jog back.
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00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,233
- Right, excellent.
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00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,682
Keep it low, guys.
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00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,548
Good, smash, good.
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00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,864
That's it, good hit.
That's it. Well done. Good.
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00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,831
Hit! Good hit. Good hit.
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00:21:42,212 --> 00:21:45,595
Try and keep driving through all
the way.
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00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:49,392
Good, excellent. Good hit.
245
00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:52,498
Okay, it's your mother
in law. Give her a hit.
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00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,500
Good, good. That's it.
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00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:58,711
- A squad, over
with me, far pitch, please.
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00:22:55,423 --> 00:22:56,286
- Rich?
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00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:48,881
- Hey.
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00:24:51,746 --> 00:24:53,783
- I can stand here and smile
at you all night, if you like.
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00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,371
- Sorry, come in.
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00:25:02,619 --> 00:25:03,793
- Wow.
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00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,107
That's really something.
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00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:10,869
- Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old.
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00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:14,700
- How can you afford this place?
256
00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:19,464
- Well, actually,
it's my partner Richard's.
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00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:21,845
What? You never asked either.
258
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,128
- You know, I think
I can see my place from here.
259
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:33,409
All the way down there, with
the other little people.
260
00:25:33,443 --> 00:25:35,480
- Do you want a drink?
261
00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:39,415
- Actually. An attempt to redeem
myself.
262
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,521
Sorry about Sunday.
263
00:25:43,729 --> 00:25:47,975
- Thanks. I wasn't really
expecting you to message me.
264
00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:53,187
- I felt bad
about not doing it before.
265
00:25:53,221 --> 00:25:57,191
I didn't really like how things
were left.
266
00:25:57,225 --> 00:26:00,884
- I have been thinking
about you, I suppose.
267
00:26:00,919 --> 00:26:01,782
- Really?
268
00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:06,649
I've barely thought about you at
all.
269
00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:12,448
So, how long have you been
together?
270
00:26:12,482 --> 00:26:13,932
- About 4 years.
271
00:26:13,966 --> 00:26:16,831
- Okay. But you guys
are open?
272
00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,730
- Yeah, obviously.
273
00:26:18,764 --> 00:26:20,870
- I don't think John
would ever agree to that.
274
00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:23,182
- So, you just do
it behind his back instead?
275
00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:27,048
- Hey. That's never
happened before. I mean it.
276
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,050
- Okay, all right.
No need to get defensive.
277
00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:29,948
- I'm not.
278
00:26:31,915 --> 00:26:32,744
I'm really not.
279
00:26:32,778 --> 00:26:34,849
- Okay. I'm only teasing.
280
00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:43,479
- So, do you have rules
or something, then?
281
00:26:44,652 --> 00:26:48,484
- Actually, yeah. But
they're all Richard's ones.
282
00:26:48,518 --> 00:26:50,796
- What? No sleeping with rugby
players?
283
00:26:51,935 --> 00:26:54,110
- Surprisingly, that's
actually not one of them.
284
00:26:54,144 --> 00:26:55,629
Although that is the only reason
he thinks
285
00:26:55,663 --> 00:26:57,182
I joined the Stags.
286
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,735
- Well, is it?
287
00:26:58,770 --> 00:26:59,633
- No.
288
00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:04,500
- So, why did you, then?
Did you play at school?
289
00:27:04,534 --> 00:27:07,848
- I bet you were very good at
school.
290
00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:09,677
You were, weren't you?
291
00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,576
Typical A team player.
292
00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:14,648
- You guys really don't like us,
do you?
293
00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:17,133
- Well you don't really help
yourselves.
294
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:21,068
Speaking of which, I saw
you and John at training.
295
00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:23,035
- Oh. The happy couple?
296
00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,106
- You tell me.
297
00:27:27,074 --> 00:27:28,731
- So, what were those rules
again?
298
00:27:28,765 --> 00:27:31,250
Of your open relationship.
299
00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:32,148
- Okay.
300
00:27:35,772 --> 00:27:37,912
So, no one we know.
301
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:42,227
I have to tell Rich about
anyone that I sleep with.
302
00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,781
- and, um
303
00:27:46,576 --> 00:27:47,715
- And?
304
00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:52,996
- And no repeat visits.
305
00:27:53,031 --> 00:27:54,101
- Is that so?
306
00:27:56,206 --> 00:28:00,935
So, I'm guessing Richard knows
I'm coming round tonight?
307
00:28:02,212 --> 00:28:03,766
- Not exactly, no.
308
00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,253
- But he knows about Saturday
night?
309
00:28:14,604 --> 00:28:17,642
Breaking all the rules. We're
doing so well, aren't we?
310
00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:18,539
- Shut up.
311
00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:21,162
- So, I guess you could say
312
00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:24,890
that we're not the perfect
couple either.
313
00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:26,651
- Well, if I were him I'd kick
your arse
314
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:27,755
out of this fancy place.
315
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,620
- It's a good thing you're
not him, then, isn't it?
316
00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:34,313
- Yeah, you wouldn't want
to get involved. I'm awful.
317
00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:35,176
- Oh yeah?
318
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,180
- Yeah, definitely not.
319
00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:41,217
- I should just stay clear.
320
00:28:41,251 --> 00:28:43,115
- Probably best.
321
00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:44,082
- Probably.
322
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:22,361
- You're going to be trouble.
323
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,710
- Drive through. Drive
it up.
324
00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,056
Keep your back straight, guys.
325
00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:30,231
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
326
00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:39,240
- Ready, ready, ready.
327
00:29:39,275 --> 00:29:40,897
- Good,
remember, enter the tackle
328
00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:43,728
with your leading leg, so
you control the contact.
329
00:29:43,762 --> 00:29:44,591
Okay?
330
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,800
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
331
00:29:46,834 --> 00:29:48,905
- That's it.
332
00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:50,320
- Good, good, good, good,
well done.
333
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:53,151
- Ready, ready, ready,
up!
334
00:29:54,946 --> 00:29:56,188
- Easy, Pinky.
335
00:29:56,223 --> 00:29:57,914
- All right, China doll.
336
00:29:57,949 --> 00:30:01,262
- Ready, ready, ready,
go.
337
00:30:01,297 --> 00:30:03,092
Ready, ready, ready, go.
338
00:30:03,126 --> 00:30:04,749
- A squad.
339
00:30:11,963 --> 00:30:13,136
- I'm not going to lie, Pinky.
340
00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:15,104
Watching Gareth bitch and
moan when you took him down,
341
00:30:15,138 --> 00:30:17,693
it made me feel all kinds of
warm inside.
342
00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:19,798
- It was good, wasn't it?
343
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,042
- Get off.
344
00:30:22,076 --> 00:30:23,388
- All right, man. Calm down.
345
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,734
- Hello, John.
346
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,288
Warren, you're back?
347
00:30:27,323 --> 00:30:28,289
- Yeah.
348
00:30:28,324 --> 00:30:29,774
I've been given the all
clear to play again.
349
00:30:29,808 --> 00:30:31,327
- So he says, anyway.
350
00:30:31,361 --> 00:30:33,225
- Oh, John,
these are my teammates.
351
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,779
This is Pinky and Mark.
352
00:30:34,813 --> 00:30:39,128
- Pinky, Mark? I'm John,
this is Warren, my partner.
353
00:30:39,162 --> 00:30:42,476
- Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky.
354
00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,305
- Warren and I are
talking about going for some food,
355
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,755
you guys want to join?
356
00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:46,618
- I'd love to.
357
00:30:46,653 --> 00:30:47,757
- Oh, I've got to head
off.
358
00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:49,414
Got work to do before bed.
359
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,278
- Yeah, no, I should probably
head off too, actually.
360
00:30:51,312 --> 00:30:53,107
- Oh, come on, Mark.
361
00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,144
He was just moaning that he was
starving.
362
00:30:55,178 --> 00:30:56,766
Where were you thinking?
363
00:30:56,801 --> 00:30:58,941
- Somewhere local.
364
00:30:58,975 --> 00:31:00,425
- Somewhere local?
365
00:31:02,392 --> 00:31:04,153
- Yeah, sure. Let's.
366
00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:05,913
Yeah
367
00:31:07,259 --> 00:31:10,193
- I know somewhere
lovely.
368
00:31:12,057 --> 00:31:14,266
- It was the way she came
down and leered at us
369
00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:16,372
as we came off the pitch.
370
00:31:17,856 --> 00:31:19,893
- No, but at least
we had supporters, though.
371
00:31:19,927 --> 00:31:21,135
- True.
372
00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,103
- God, I miss being a
student.
373
00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:25,899
- Well, you still
drink like you are.
374
00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:27,245
Don't you want to settle down,
375
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:29,385
and have a nice man and a dog
someday?
376
00:31:29,419 --> 00:31:32,008
- What, and end up like
this one?
377
00:31:32,043 --> 00:31:33,769
- Henry.
- Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
378
00:31:33,803 --> 00:31:36,012
All chained up and unhappy.
379
00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:41,500
No, no, there is still far
too much exploring to do.
380
00:31:41,535 --> 00:31:43,502
- Okay, Columbus. I think
that's enough, mate.
381
00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:44,745
- What the fuck?
382
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:45,953
- It's true, man.
383
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,404
Your teeth have reached a
delightful shade of Merlot.
384
00:31:48,438 --> 00:31:51,752
- Who the fuck are
you? The fucking tooth fairy?
385
00:31:54,134 --> 00:31:55,825
- Well, it's a
pleasure to meet you, Mark.
386
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,276
It'd be nice to meet Richard
sometime.
387
00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:01,866
- Now, speaking of the tooth
fairy.
388
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,074
You never see him.
389
00:32:03,108 --> 00:32:05,766
But there's always money under
the pillow.
390
00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,009
- Okay, bill please?
391
00:32:07,043 --> 00:32:08,113
- Come on, come on.
392
00:32:08,148 --> 00:32:11,116
Look, look, he doesn't
come to any of his games.
393
00:32:11,151 --> 00:32:13,291
None of them, but it's fine,
because,
394
00:32:13,325 --> 00:32:15,258
"We're in a long distance
relationship."
395
00:32:15,293 --> 00:32:16,984
- Henry, that's
enough. That's enough.
396
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:17,882
- Okay.
397
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,955
He gets by with the
occasional fuck on the side
398
00:32:21,989 --> 00:32:23,404
to keep him going-
- Enough.
399
00:32:23,439 --> 00:32:24,302
Leave it.
400
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,409
- Henry, never change,
man.
401
00:32:36,486 --> 00:32:39,144
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You all right?
402
00:32:39,179 --> 00:32:40,076
- Yeah.
- Stand up.
403
00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:41,353
Come on. Right.
404
00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:46,427
- all right?
405
00:32:46,462 --> 00:32:48,395
- God, I wanted to die.
406
00:32:49,361 --> 00:32:53,055
- Really? I thought it
was hot.
407
00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:57,542
- What is wrong with you?
What about that was hot?
408
00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,130
- Henry has a lot to say
for himself, doesn't he?
409
00:32:59,164 --> 00:33:00,338
- What were you thinking,
410
00:33:00,372 --> 00:33:02,581
inviting me out to dinner
with your fucking boyfriend?
411
00:33:02,616 --> 00:33:04,549
- It's just another Stag,
and one of Henry's friends.
412
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,000
- I don't care. I don't care.
413
00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,830
Christ, I was bursting out of my
skin.
414
00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:14,352
- I was bursting out of my
pants. I still fucking am.
415
00:33:14,386 --> 00:33:15,905
- You're unbelievable.
416
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,182
- Guys, man.
417
00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:19,150
Are you both going to leave me
here with this human puddle?
418
00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:21,290
- Yeah, I'll order a taxi now.
419
00:33:21,324 --> 00:33:22,187
- Taxi.
420
00:33:23,154 --> 00:33:24,880
- What are you doing
this week?
421
00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:26,088
I want to take you out.
422
00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:27,606
- Guys.
423
00:33:27,641 --> 00:33:30,506
- I'm doing it. Are you fucking
serious?
424
00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,887
- Taxi.
425
00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,407
- Is that a yes?
426
00:33:35,442 --> 00:33:38,514
- Yes, all right. Just shut up,
Okay?
427
00:33:44,485 --> 00:33:45,624
- God.
428
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,491
Cried my eyes out during that.
429
00:33:50,526 --> 00:33:53,356
- You're joking. It was so
boring.
430
00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:55,703
I'm choosing the next one.
431
00:33:55,738 --> 00:33:58,051
- How could you not cry
when his mother died?
432
00:33:58,085 --> 00:33:59,155
- I don't know.
433
00:33:59,190 --> 00:34:01,502
Maybe because I'm not
tired and over-emotional?
434
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,509
- Who's that?
435
00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,304
- It's nothing.
436
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,167
- Richard?
437
00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:12,203
- What?
438
00:34:12,237 --> 00:34:13,998
- Richard.
439
00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:16,276
- Er, No. Um-
440
00:34:16,310 --> 00:34:18,243
Look, I'm sorry, I've got to go.
441
00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:19,106
- What?
442
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,176
- It's work. Something's come
up.
443
00:34:20,211 --> 00:34:22,385
I've got to go deal with it.
444
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,352
- Oh, okay.
445
00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:28,184
Right, Well, I guess
I'll see you at training.
446
00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:30,290
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
447
00:35:00,147 --> 00:35:01,390
- You are late.
448
00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:05,566
- You are early.
449
00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:07,983
- Come on.
450
00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:21,444
- You know, I haven't been to
the fair since I was a kid.
451
00:35:24,516 --> 00:35:25,379
- Yes.
452
00:35:26,277 --> 00:35:29,349
- No, I'm not going on
that.
453
00:35:30,246 --> 00:35:32,386
No, I'm not going on that.
454
00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,974
- Live a little. It'll be fun.
455
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:34,664
- No.
456
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,665
Hey!
457
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,460
No, wait, Warren, I...
458
00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:39,686
- Let's go back to yours.
459
00:37:53,596 --> 00:37:54,459
- Okay?
460
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:56,806
- Yeah.
461
00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,229
- Are you staying over?
462
00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:08,266
- I can't. Sorry.
463
00:38:09,302 --> 00:38:11,649
- No it's fine. I understand.
464
00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:23,695
Why do you stay with him?
465
00:38:24,696 --> 00:38:26,388
- I could ask you the same
thing.
466
00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:28,355
- Yeah, I know, I know.
467
00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:30,633
But like,
468
00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:33,774
- But like, why do you stay
together
469
00:38:33,809 --> 00:38:36,881
when you know things aren't
right?
470
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,816
- Is this about you and
Richard or me and John?
471
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,923
- A bit of both, maybe?
472
00:38:46,718 --> 00:38:48,686
- Do we have to talk about this?
473
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,275
- No, no, of course not.
474
00:38:51,309 --> 00:38:53,449
Forget I said anything.
475
00:38:56,832 --> 00:39:00,870
- Okay. Five years ago-
- Oh god, I'm getting
476
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,872
the full story aren't I?
477
00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:03,735
- Shh!
478
00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,428
- Five years ago-
- Look I take it back,
479
00:39:06,462 --> 00:39:07,360
I take it back.
480
00:39:07,394 --> 00:39:08,775
I wish I'd never asked, just
spare me.
481
00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:09,707
- Listen.
482
00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:14,574
I was in a bit of a bad place.
483
00:39:14,608 --> 00:39:15,989
- Oh What? Croydon?
484
00:39:17,715 --> 00:39:18,578
Sorry.
485
00:39:21,512 --> 00:39:23,376
- John was good to me.
486
00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:26,758
He introduced me to the
Stags, got me back into rugby.
487
00:39:26,793 --> 00:39:29,382
- Spare me the white knight
cliche.
488
00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:31,453
- I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my
boyfriend's
489
00:39:31,487 --> 00:39:34,490
expensive penthouse."
- Oi.
490
00:39:34,525 --> 00:39:38,460
- I'm just saying I think
it's a bit different.
491
00:39:42,912 --> 00:39:43,775
- A bit?
492
00:39:44,638 --> 00:39:48,332
- Well, maybe a few
similarities.
493
00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:04,658
- Two seconds. Just
stay there. Don't move.
494
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:05,970
Just as you are.
495
00:40:14,461 --> 00:40:17,257
- What is that?
- Just stay still.
496
00:40:27,785 --> 00:40:28,717
10 seconds.
497
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,580
- Whoa.
- Don't smudge it.
498
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,859
- That's amazing.
499
00:41:07,894 --> 00:41:09,344
- Thanks.
500
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:13,589
- One for your
collection?
501
00:41:13,624 --> 00:41:15,419
- Yeah. Something like that.
502
00:41:15,453 --> 00:41:18,042
Something to remember the day
by.
503
00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:38,338
- Okay, guys, right.
504
00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:40,029
Got a big game this weekend,
yeah?
505
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:44,413
Cardiff, away, on their home
turf.
506
00:41:44,448 --> 00:41:46,035
I'm going to be putting
out the team list tomorrow,
507
00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,624
so you can sort out your
travel arrangements.
508
00:41:48,659 --> 00:41:49,970
If you've got any problems with
that,
509
00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:51,972
come and talk to the captain.
510
00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:55,459
Now, I've got a good pool of
players I can choose from.
511
00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:57,840
I'm going to choose the
strongest team possible.
512
00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:00,567
- and I make no apologies to
any of you aren't on that team.
513
00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:01,741
All right?
514
00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:03,881
But if you got an issue about
it,
515
00:42:03,915 --> 00:42:05,745
you can come and speak to me,
516
00:42:05,779 --> 00:42:08,092
and if you want to chat
about improving your game,
517
00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,093
you can do that as well.
518
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:13,718
But as ever, my decision
is final. All right?
519
00:42:13,753 --> 00:42:17,032
And it goes without saying
that if you're not chosen,
520
00:42:17,066 --> 00:42:19,137
you can come along and
support your teammates,
521
00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:22,037
and I hope that many of
you will, I really do.
522
00:42:22,071 --> 00:42:23,176
Good, let's go.
523
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:36,051
- Don't worry
about it. You'll be fine.
524
00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:40,918
- You'll be fine.
There's no one as fat as you.
525
00:42:40,952 --> 00:42:44,024
Fingers crossed for you though,
love.
526
00:43:01,732 --> 00:43:05,943
- Oh, Mark. I'll book us
a hotel room for Cardiff.
527
00:43:05,977 --> 00:43:09,015
- Yeah, yeah. What about you,
Pink?
528
00:43:09,049 --> 00:43:12,018
- I'll crash with Carlos,
if he's selected, anyway.
529
00:43:12,052 --> 00:43:12,915
Says he won't go otherwise as,
530
00:43:12,950 --> 00:43:14,986
"Cardiff is too far and too shit
to go
531
00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:16,816
just for a night out."
532
00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:19,059
- What? You're playing the
Draconians?
533
00:43:19,094 --> 00:43:20,716
- Yeah.
534
00:43:20,751 --> 00:43:23,995
- Good luck. They even
gave us a run for our money.
535
00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:25,480
- Great.
536
00:43:25,514 --> 00:43:26,895
- Stuart must be
splashing out,
537
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:30,761
because Barry hasn't
sent us there for years.
538
00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:40,702
- Northern line:
the train now approaching
539
00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:42,151
is to...
540
00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:29,785
- You go on up ahead. I'll hang
back.
541
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,890
- Yeah, sure.
542
00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:48,252
- Boys, selection's up.
543
00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:49,356
- Ooh, yes.
544
00:44:49,391 --> 00:44:52,152
- What? Give me a sec.
Okay, South London Stags.
545
00:44:52,187 --> 00:44:54,258
B team Cardiff away game.
546
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:55,742
Okay, here we go.
547
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,574
Pinky, Jimmy, Gareth, Vlad,
Bjorn.
548
00:44:59,608 --> 00:45:00,747
- He's not been
at training in weeks.
549
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,300
- He still put himself down as
available.
550
00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:05,890
- Dean, Peter H,
Frankie, me, scrum half.
551
00:45:05,925 --> 00:45:07,892
Thank you very much, Stu. Tom at
10-
552
00:45:07,927 --> 00:45:09,549
- Thank God. Someone decent
to catch your shitty throws-
553
00:45:09,584 --> 00:45:11,171
- Mark and Henry in the centers.
554
00:45:11,206 --> 00:45:13,967
Carlos and Liam on the
wings, and Ian at 15.
555
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:18,800
Subs on the bench, York, Ford
and Warren Hunt. What? Who?
556
00:45:19,732 --> 00:45:21,319
- - Jimmy] Wait, is that
right? Let me see that.
557
00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:23,943
- Oh shit, Bad luck Oli.
558
00:45:23,977 --> 00:45:27,325
- No, it's fine. Maybe
I'll still come watch.
559
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,327
- Not sure why you look
so happy.
560
00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:32,745
Stuart isn't going to leave
an A team player on the bench.
561
00:45:32,779 --> 00:45:34,816
He'll be in the starting lineup.
562
00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,127
- He's a prop, isn't he?
563
00:45:36,162 --> 00:45:40,649
- Oh Fuck, yeah. He is. Well,
that's one of us out then, G.
564
00:45:40,684 --> 00:45:41,823
- He just wants to
give him a run out on the pitch
565
00:45:41,857 --> 00:45:42,927
at some point.
566
00:45:42,962 --> 00:45:44,204
I'm not worried.
567
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,481
- He said he was going
to field the strongest team.
568
00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:48,001
- Clearly not, because
he selected you, didn't he?
569
00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,038
- Fuck you.
- I bet you would.
570
00:45:50,072 --> 00:45:51,764
But even I have standards.
571
00:45:51,798 --> 00:45:53,800
- Hey, hey.
- Whoa.
572
00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,284
- Let's grab a drink.
573
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,320
- Not tonight.
574
00:45:56,354 --> 00:46:00,151
- Turning down
a drink? That's a first.
575
00:46:11,749 --> 00:46:14,200
- Are you insane? What were you
thinking?
576
00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:15,995
- Relax. Look, I just spoke
to Stuart and I told him that-
577
00:46:16,029 --> 00:46:19,101
- You spoke to Stuart?
And said what exactly?
578
00:46:19,136 --> 00:46:20,413
- I just told him I fancied an
easy game
579
00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,001
to get back into things after
injury,
580
00:46:22,035 --> 00:46:23,347
and also wouldn't mind a good
night out.
581
00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:25,867
- An easy game? Yeah?
582
00:46:25,901 --> 00:46:27,075
What, and you don't think
people might find that
583
00:46:27,109 --> 00:46:28,352
a little suspicious?
584
00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:30,216
That an A team player
just decided to randomly
585
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,046
come and play with us for a
game?
586
00:46:33,944 --> 00:46:35,393
What did John say?
587
00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:40,329
Have you even spoken to him?
588
00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:41,745
Christ, Warren.
589
00:46:42,711 --> 00:46:44,989
I can't believe you've fucking
done this.
590
00:46:45,024 --> 00:46:47,129
- You're over-reacting.
591
00:46:47,164 --> 00:46:48,337
It'll be fun. We'll get to play
together.
592
00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:51,409
- Did you even think to ask
if I'd be okay with this?
593
00:46:51,444 --> 00:46:52,790
No, you didn't.
594
00:46:53,998 --> 00:46:56,276
- I've booked us a hotel room.
595
00:46:58,796 --> 00:47:03,387
- A hotel room? That's
wonderful. Really, really.
596
00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:07,011
That's wonderful. That's the
best one yet.
597
00:47:15,882 --> 00:47:18,816
Probably shouldn't arrive
together.
598
00:47:32,347 --> 00:47:36,489
- for the 8:18
Great Western Railway Service
599
00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:39,319
to Cardiff Central...
600
00:47:40,873 --> 00:47:44,048
- - Jimmy] Right, they're going
by car.
601
00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:45,774
Ah, hello.
602
00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:46,982
- Hola.
603
00:47:47,017 --> 00:47:48,501
- - Jimmy] One train ticket for
you sir.
604
00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:49,882
- Thanks.
605
00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:53,368
Right. Is that everyone?
606
00:47:53,402 --> 00:47:55,025
- Er, Pinky's not here
yet.
607
00:47:55,059 --> 00:47:58,373
- - Jimmy] Of course he's not.
He's got about five minutes.
608
00:47:58,407 --> 00:47:59,823
Better hurry up.
609
00:48:01,376 --> 00:48:04,379
Ah, finally.
610
00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:06,519
- Dick of the day
already, Pinky.
611
00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:08,314
- No, it was dick last night.
612
00:49:10,479 --> 00:49:12,102
- Right guys,
it's shitty weather.
613
00:49:12,136 --> 00:49:15,312
Get out there quickly, warm
up, kick off in 30 minutes.
614
00:49:15,346 --> 00:49:18,833
Vlad, get yourself strapped
up. You're jumping.
615
00:49:18,867 --> 00:49:22,353
- Fuck, I'm actually quite
nervous.
616
00:49:22,388 --> 00:49:25,218
- You'll be fine. Just think
of it like any other game.
617
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,289
- Right, I want you to
start
618
00:49:27,324 --> 00:49:29,982
your pre-match mental rituals.
619
00:49:30,016 --> 00:49:34,469
Visualize those first
tackles. Those first hits.
620
00:49:34,503 --> 00:49:36,229
How are they going to feel?
621
00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:38,231
I want you to get in the right
head-space.
622
00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:40,199
Channel that aggression.
623
00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:44,582
Get rid of all that mental
baggage, and just focus.
624
00:49:54,489 --> 00:49:56,042
Okay, Pinky, you're
going to be loose-head.
625
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,424
Jimmy, you're going to be
hooker. Warren, tight-head.
626
00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,632
Sorry G, but I need a lot of
experience
627
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,013
against this team today.
628
00:50:01,047 --> 00:50:02,186
I'll bring you on for the second
half.
629
00:50:02,221 --> 00:50:04,982
In the engine room, we've
got Vlad, Bjorn, Flankers,
630
00:50:05,017 --> 00:50:06,846
we've got Pete and Dean,
and number eight, Felix.
631
00:50:06,881 --> 00:50:09,504
Neil, you're going to be
number nine, Tommy, 10,
632
00:50:09,538 --> 00:50:11,230
and then the centers,
we've got Mark, Henry.
633
00:50:11,264 --> 00:50:12,852
Mark, I want you to play
outside center today.
634
00:50:12,887 --> 00:50:13,749
Let's see how that goes.
635
00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:15,613
On the wings, we've got Liam and
Carlos.
636
00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:16,787
Fullback, we've got Yorkie.
637
00:50:16,822 --> 00:50:18,927
Ian, I'll bring you on for
Yorkie in the second half.
638
00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:20,308
Just keep yourself warm and
ready.
639
00:50:20,342 --> 00:50:21,412
- Two minutes, gents.
640
00:50:21,447 --> 00:50:22,137
- Thank you, sir.
641
00:50:22,172 --> 00:50:23,173
- Right, captain. What you got?
642
00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:25,313
- I've got aggression,
yeah? We've got hunger.
643
00:50:25,347 --> 00:50:26,590
And I've got your backs.
644
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:29,179
I need you to have mine
and each other's, yeah?
645
00:50:29,213 --> 00:50:31,008
Now, I didn't come all the way
to Wales
646
00:50:31,043 --> 00:50:32,147
in this shitty fucking weather
647
00:50:32,182 --> 00:50:35,426
to see us lot give anything
less than 100%, okay?
648
00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:37,566
Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes.
649
00:50:39,258 --> 00:50:40,328
Three, two, one.
650
00:50:40,362 --> 00:50:42,295
- Stags!
651
00:52:13,766 --> 00:52:16,355
- Okay, guys, really
well done, really well done,
652
00:52:16,389 --> 00:52:17,666
but we're not there yet.
653
00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:18,633
I was going to make a few
changes,
654
00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:20,497
but I'm going to keep the lineup
as it is.
655
00:52:20,531 --> 00:52:22,499
Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork.
656
00:52:22,533 --> 00:52:24,225
Mark, brilliant try.
657
00:52:24,259 --> 00:52:26,572
Let's get back up there
and do the business.
658
00:53:30,222 --> 00:53:33,846
- Lads, lads. A little something
to toast our first victory.
659
00:54:32,284 --> 00:54:35,356
- - Jimmy] Gentlemen? Thank you.
660
00:54:35,390 --> 00:54:36,357
That was a tough game,
661
00:54:36,391 --> 00:54:37,496
and I think I'm going to be
walking funny
662
00:54:37,530 --> 00:54:39,325
for a few days after that.
663
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,535
Thank you, Cardiff, for
hosting us so generously,
664
00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,468
and for giving us such a
good run for our money.
665
00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:45,642
So thank you.
666
00:54:49,404 --> 00:54:51,544
- And for our man of the match
this week,
667
00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,718
I think it's got to go to
someone
668
00:54:52,752 --> 00:54:54,582
who really turned the game
around for us.
669
00:54:54,616 --> 00:54:56,170
The kind of performance that I
think
670
00:54:56,204 --> 00:54:57,895
we should all aspire to.
671
00:54:57,930 --> 00:55:01,761
And it's been a few years,
but I for one really enjoyed
672
00:55:01,796 --> 00:55:03,660
having him back in amongst us.
673
00:55:03,694 --> 00:55:04,661
And I know that, strictly
speaking,
674
00:55:04,695 --> 00:55:05,834
he's not one of our number,
675
00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:08,285
but I can't think of anyone more
deserving
676
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,735
than Mr. Warren Hunt.
677
00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:20,159
And a bit of housekeeping before
we go on.
678
00:55:20,194 --> 00:55:21,885
When we talk about aggression...
679
00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:23,749
- Warren Hunt.
680
00:55:23,783 --> 00:55:28,271
He sounds like he's from
a long line of hunts.
681
00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:30,411
- - Jimmy] Vlad the Impaler
for starting a fight
682
00:55:30,445 --> 00:55:31,791
on our opponents.
683
00:55:35,588 --> 00:55:38,660
- He is a stag lad, he is a stag
lad,
684
00:56:09,691 --> 00:56:11,866
- Oh it's such a
beautiful sight.
685
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:12,763
- Shut up.
686
00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:16,560
- What the fuck's wrong with
you?
687
00:56:16,595 --> 00:56:20,909
- It's a joke, Jimmy giving
him fucking man of the match.
688
00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:22,635
If he loves his old teammates so
much,
689
00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:23,912
he can fuck off back to them.
690
00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:28,848
- Come on. Like we won, okay?
Just enjoy the night, yeah?
691
00:56:28,883 --> 00:56:30,471
We were lucky to have him,
anyway.
692
00:56:30,505 --> 00:56:33,025
- Lucky? Do you want to
fuck him or something?
693
00:56:33,059 --> 00:56:34,302
- Come off it, chica.
694
00:56:34,337 --> 00:56:35,786
- No, Pinky, I'm
serious.
695
00:56:35,821 --> 00:56:37,443
What's the point in us coming
all this way
696
00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:40,239
just to have an A team Asshole
swoop in for the glory?
697
00:56:40,274 --> 00:56:42,690
While some of us sit on the
sidelines.
698
00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:44,312
- I know, it's brilliant.
699
00:56:44,347 --> 00:56:46,038
- Henry, if you hate
your team mates so much-
700
00:56:46,072 --> 00:56:48,972
- Just the one. One.
701
00:56:50,767 --> 00:56:51,699
I like you.
702
00:56:53,770 --> 00:56:54,495
- Grow up.
703
00:56:58,533 --> 00:57:01,605
- Okay. Drink, anyone?
704
00:57:04,677 --> 00:57:05,368
- I don't think I'll be winning
705
00:57:05,402 --> 00:57:07,439
any popularity contests tonight.
706
00:57:07,473 --> 00:57:11,788
- Since when has that bothered
you? They'll get over it.
707
00:57:11,822 --> 00:57:14,411
They're just wired a bit
differently, that's all.
708
00:57:14,446 --> 00:57:19,485
- Clearly. We were over the
moon after our first win.
709
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,418
- They're not that bothered
about it,
710
00:57:21,453 --> 00:57:24,835
unlike our dear old
chairman, unfortunately.
711
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:26,630
- You want me to speak with him?
712
00:57:26,665 --> 00:57:28,425
- Not going to make much
difference.
713
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:32,395
Today will just give us
a bit longer, that's all.
714
00:57:32,429 --> 00:57:36,433
Anyway, you've got bigger
things to worry about.
715
00:57:58,973 --> 00:58:01,424
- What are you doing? Henry?
716
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:03,702
- I miss you.
717
00:58:03,736 --> 00:58:04,599
- I see you all the time, you
idiot-
718
00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:07,947
- You're always off, now. Doing
things.
719
00:58:10,502 --> 00:58:14,782
You don't love me anymore.
- Don't be stupid.
720
00:58:14,816 --> 00:58:16,093
What is this?
721
00:58:16,128 --> 00:58:17,992
- Oh look, it's anywhere else
but here!
722
00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:21,961
- Pink, can you just hold
this for a second? Please?
723
00:58:21,996 --> 00:58:23,066
- Oh no, no, you don't.
724
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,861
- No, come on, come on.
725
00:58:24,895 --> 00:58:26,414
- I hate you.
726
00:58:26,449 --> 00:58:29,452
- Thank you. I'll be
outside.
727
00:59:52,776 --> 00:59:55,710
- You've no idea how much
I've wanted to do that today.
- 你不知道
我今天有多想这样做。
728
00:59:55,745 --> 00:59:56,642
- Yeah?
729
00:59:57,505 --> 01:00:00,439
You could do it again if you
like.
730
01:00:34,059 --> 01:00:36,751
- I really loved
playing with you today.
731
01:00:36,786 --> 01:00:39,029
I'm glad you came.
732
01:00:39,064 --> 01:00:39,927
- Me too.
733
01:01:54,898 --> 01:01:55,830
- Oh, fuck.
734
01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:06,669
Fuck
735
01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:20,890
Morning, sleeping beauty.
736
01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,927
You're going to get it.
737
01:02:33,868 --> 01:02:35,801
- Oh my God, he lives.
738
01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,078
- Don't.
739
01:02:37,113 --> 01:02:40,703
- You have no idea the night
that we've had with this one.
740
01:02:40,737 --> 01:02:41,635
Where were you, man?
741
01:02:41,669 --> 01:02:42,670
- Fuck, guys, I'm sorry.
742
01:02:42,705 --> 01:02:44,292
I was knackered and I
guess I just sort of-
743
01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,018
- You must have
slept like the fucking dead,
744
01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:48,089
because we were hammering
on your door for an hour.
745
01:02:48,124 --> 01:02:50,160
- Cinderella here lost her room
card.
746
01:02:50,195 --> 01:02:51,058
- Who'd you pull?
747
01:02:51,092 --> 01:02:53,854
- What? Henry, seriously?
Come on.
748
01:02:53,888 --> 01:02:55,027
- How did you not hear us?
749
01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,202
He had to sleep on our floor,
after we rinsed him off,
750
01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:59,100
fully clothed in the shower.
751
01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:02,310
- Do you like vomit?
No?
752
01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:03,622
Neither do we.
753
01:03:03,657 --> 01:03:04,519
- I'm right here.
754
01:03:04,554 --> 01:03:06,383
- Oh my God, Henry. Not one more
word.
755
01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:10,318
- Wow. Ever the walking
advert for contraception.
756
01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:11,699
- Leave off, will you?
757
01:03:11,734 --> 01:03:13,149
- I don't blame you,
Mark.
758
01:03:13,183 --> 01:03:15,634
I wouldn't share a room with
that either.
759
01:03:15,669 --> 01:03:18,154
Clearly, boys, he found
somewhere better to stay.
760
01:03:18,188 --> 01:03:19,051
- He better not have.
761
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:20,846
- Look, I'm sorry, all
right?
762
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:23,193
I went to bed, and must have
passed out.
763
01:03:23,228 --> 01:03:24,678
And since when is it my
responsibility
764
01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:26,300
to look after him, anyway?
765
01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:28,336
He's an adult, isn't he?
766
01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:30,787
- If you say so.
767
01:04:31,399 --> 01:04:32,331
- Hello.
768
01:04:32,366 --> 01:04:34,023
- Jesus.
769
01:04:34,057 --> 01:04:35,369
You bastard, I almost died.
770
01:04:35,403 --> 01:04:38,096
- Nice to see you, too.
771
01:04:38,130 --> 01:04:39,373
- Thought you weren't
back until next week.
772
01:04:39,407 --> 01:04:40,305
- We finished early,
773
01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:42,307
so they transferred my flight.
774
01:04:42,341 --> 01:04:44,723
Do you mind if we head out?
I'm absolutely starving.
775
01:04:44,758 --> 01:04:47,415
- Really? Do we have to? I'm
shattered.
776
01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:50,729
- How was your football
match? Did you win?
777
01:04:50,764 --> 01:04:52,006
- I told you already.
778
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:55,182
- Did you? Well were
you 'Man of the Moment'?
779
01:04:56,770 --> 01:04:59,151
- Look, can we just get a
takeaway or something, instead?
780
01:04:59,186 --> 01:05:02,741
- Yeah, fine. Here, chuck me
that kit.
781
01:05:02,776 --> 01:05:04,916
I'll throw it in the wash.
782
01:05:18,170 --> 01:05:19,758
Who's Warren Hunt?
783
01:05:22,450 --> 01:05:25,419
- Just a teammate. Why?
784
01:05:25,453 --> 01:05:27,179
- You've got his shirt in your
bag.
785
01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:30,355
Shall I chuck it in with the
rest?
786
01:05:30,389 --> 01:05:34,980
- Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll
give it to him at training.
787
01:07:08,418 --> 01:07:09,316
- Hey mate.
788
01:07:09,350 --> 01:07:10,558
Congratulations on the game
Saturday.
789
01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:12,146
- Yeah, it was great.
790
01:07:12,181 --> 01:07:14,666
I didn't get to play
though, but no big deal.
791
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,323
- Henry.
792
01:07:16,357 --> 01:07:17,634
- That's a shame.
- Henry.
793
01:07:17,669 --> 01:07:19,533
- Mark. You off, love?
794
01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:23,606
- Yeah. Other half's over, so we
just...
795
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,609
- And you still
came to training? Good man.
796
01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:30,544
- Good man, indeed. Hope you
have a lovely evening together.
797
01:07:30,578 --> 01:07:32,235
Doing anything nice?
798
01:07:32,270 --> 01:07:34,651
- No, not really,
just a quiet night in.
799
01:07:34,686 --> 01:07:38,414
- Lovely. Enjoy your
evening.
800
01:07:38,448 --> 01:07:39,311
- Thanks.
801
01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:44,454
See you.
802
01:07:44,489 --> 01:07:45,317
- See you.
803
01:07:45,352 --> 01:07:47,388
- See you later, mate.
804
01:08:01,955 --> 01:08:04,578
- While I remember, have
you decided about Christmas?
805
01:08:04,612 --> 01:08:05,544
- Rich, we've talked about this.
806
01:08:05,579 --> 01:08:06,511
I've already booked flights.
807
01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:08,064
- Yeah, I know.
808
01:08:08,099 --> 01:08:09,100
I just thought it would be nice
809
01:08:09,134 --> 01:08:13,035
if we could spend some
time in the UK together.
810
01:08:13,069 --> 01:08:15,727
- You could always come with me.
811
01:08:15,761 --> 01:08:16,624
- I can't ski.
812
01:08:16,659 --> 01:08:18,419
- You're not that bad,
Rich.
813
01:08:18,454 --> 01:08:20,663
- That is not what your dad
said.
814
01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,216
- So that's a no, then, is it?
815
01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:23,942
- I never get to spend
any time with my family-
816
01:08:23,977 --> 01:08:26,289
- Yeah, and neither do I.
- Then it's settled.
817
01:08:26,324 --> 01:08:30,984
There's not much point
discussing it further, is there?
818
01:08:35,264 --> 01:08:36,679
- Try again.
819
01:08:39,095 --> 01:08:41,166
- Yeah loop, and loop, and loop!
820
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,306
Henry!
821
01:08:43,341 --> 01:08:44,204
What's that?
822
01:08:45,136 --> 01:08:47,379
- Next line, ready?
823
01:08:49,623 --> 01:08:50,624
- Yes.
824
01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:53,523
- Come on, Henry.
825
01:08:53,558 --> 01:08:55,180
- Next line.
826
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:58,183
- Yeah.
827
01:09:09,574 --> 01:09:14,372
- Okay, guys, that's
it. Time to go in. Come on.
828
01:09:20,067 --> 01:09:21,379
- What was that?
829
01:09:22,345 --> 01:09:23,174
Hey.
830
01:09:24,761 --> 01:09:26,108
Everything all right?
831
01:09:26,142 --> 01:09:28,351
- Why wouldn't it be?
832
01:09:28,386 --> 01:09:29,249
- Well, obviously it's not.
833
01:09:29,283 --> 01:09:31,354
You've barely spoken to me all
week.
834
01:09:31,389 --> 01:09:33,563
- Well, you are an adult, Mark,
835
01:09:33,598 --> 01:09:35,289
so I'm sure you'll survive.
836
01:09:35,324 --> 01:09:38,396
- Oh, come on. Look, fine
I'm sorry, but seriously-
837
01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:42,572
Because you've been a shitty
friend for the last few months.
838
01:09:42,607 --> 01:09:44,436
I mean, you never want to hang
out.
839
01:09:44,471 --> 01:09:48,613
You don't want to do anything
outside of training, so -
840
01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:52,755
Mate, Cardiff, that was
just the tipping point.
841
01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,757
As I was really looking forward
to finally
842
01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,414
spending some time together.
843
01:09:56,448 --> 01:09:58,830
- Well, I thought we did.
844
01:09:58,864 --> 01:10:00,176
That is, until you got smashed
845
01:10:00,211 --> 01:10:01,591
out of your fucking mind, as
usual.
846
01:10:01,626 --> 01:10:03,145
- Who the fuck are you? Gareth?
847
01:10:03,179 --> 01:10:04,422
- What's the problem?
- Give me a fucking break.
848
01:10:04,456 --> 01:10:06,424
- What is the problem, then?
849
01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:07,804
I didn't babysit you and rub
your back
850
01:10:07,839 --> 01:10:09,427
while you were throwing
up on some street corner?
851
01:10:09,461 --> 01:10:10,738
- Fuck you, Mark.
852
01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:14,052
- Look, I'm sorry I'm not the
shining example of friendship
853
01:10:14,087 --> 01:10:17,366
that you clearly expect me to
be.
854
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,334
Have you any idea what's
going on in my life?
855
01:10:20,369 --> 01:10:21,818
More to the point, have you even
asked?
856
01:10:21,853 --> 01:10:24,545
- Okay, then. Tell me, tell me.
857
01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:26,513
What kind of actual problems do
you think
858
01:10:26,547 --> 01:10:28,860
you have in your life, Mark?
859
01:10:28,894 --> 01:10:29,757
Hmm?
860
01:10:31,345 --> 01:10:33,278
- You know what, Henry?
861
01:10:34,417 --> 01:10:37,144
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
862
01:10:37,179 --> 01:10:38,628
Just forget it.
863
01:10:38,663 --> 01:10:39,698
- No problem.
864
01:11:31,164 --> 01:11:32,855
- This is driving me fucking
crazy. When's Richard leaving?
865
01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:33,752
- I don't know, Okay?
866
01:11:33,787 --> 01:11:37,204
- What do you mean, you don't
know?
867
01:11:37,239 --> 01:11:38,792
- End of the week, maybe?
868
01:11:38,826 --> 01:11:39,689
I think.
869
01:11:41,657 --> 01:11:45,178
Stop it, Warren. This is fucking
insane.
870
01:11:45,212 --> 01:11:45,868
Warren.
871
01:12:55,731 --> 01:12:59,804
- That was a little
harsh. I do feel bad about it.
872
01:12:59,838 --> 01:13:01,978
- Don't be.
He's a petulant child.
873
01:13:02,013 --> 01:13:04,326
I don't know why you care.
874
01:13:08,537 --> 01:13:09,917
He'll get over it.
875
01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:16,890
- Last night was really
difficult for me.
876
01:13:16,924 --> 01:13:19,720
- How do you think I feel?
Knowing you were with him.
877
01:13:19,755 --> 01:13:21,481
- You go back to John every
night.
878
01:13:21,515 --> 01:13:22,482
- It's not the same.
879
01:13:22,516 --> 01:13:23,621
- You think I
like having to hide this
880
01:13:23,655 --> 01:13:24,587
from everyone we know,
881
01:13:24,622 --> 01:13:25,968
while I watch you parade around
with him?
882
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,590
- I hate you being with him.
883
01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:30,938
- Well, now you know how
it feels.
884
01:13:32,871 --> 01:13:35,702
If you want to change
that, you know what to do.
885
01:13:35,736 --> 01:13:37,669
- Oh, because that's so
simple?
886
01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:39,430
- Well, it's
not impossible, Warren.
887
01:13:39,464 --> 01:13:41,259
- Do you have any idea the
drama that would cause?
888
01:13:41,294 --> 01:13:43,744
- Oh what, and you care
about that, do you?
889
01:13:43,779 --> 01:13:47,852
- You're so naive sometimes-
- And you're a cunt.
890
01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:57,517
- I'm sorry.
891
01:14:01,106 --> 01:14:02,418
It's just -
892
01:14:03,971 --> 01:14:06,319
- It's just a bit overwhelming.
893
01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:15,776
- Anyway.
894
01:14:18,503 --> 01:14:19,987
So, I was thinking.
895
01:14:21,610 --> 01:14:25,338
Are you still on your
own over the holidays?
896
01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:27,926
- Well.
897
01:14:29,134 --> 01:14:33,035
Me and John's family don't
exactly get on.
898
01:14:34,899 --> 01:14:35,831
- Okay.
899
01:14:37,798 --> 01:14:41,733
So, come with me, to my parent's
place.
900
01:14:45,530 --> 01:14:46,911
- Are you serious?
901
01:14:48,464 --> 01:14:49,810
- Is that a yes?
902
01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:11,936
- Yeah I know. You too.
903
01:15:16,009 --> 01:15:17,838
- Does he suspect anything?
904
01:15:17,873 --> 01:15:20,047
- Not a thing. And what's to
suspect?
905
01:15:20,082 --> 01:15:22,118
I'm going to Geneva to see my
friends.
906
01:15:22,153 --> 01:15:24,051
- So, are you ready?
907
01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:25,881
- Yeah, got my passport.
908
01:15:25,915 --> 01:15:29,022
- No, I mean to meet my parents.
909
01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,473
- Why? Should I be worried?
910
01:15:31,507 --> 01:15:33,785
I bet your mum's fierce.
911
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:34,924
- Oh she is.
912
01:15:36,063 --> 01:15:37,099
So fierce.
913
01:15:38,203 --> 01:15:39,757
- Oh God, she is.
914
01:15:41,483 --> 01:15:45,487
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
915
01:15:45,521 --> 01:15:47,834
- She is, isn't she?
916
01:15:47,868 --> 01:15:48,731
Mark.
917
01:15:50,077 --> 01:15:50,940
Mark.
918
01:16:21,246 --> 01:16:23,145
- Hello.
- Hello, Mark.
919
01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:24,042
- How you doing?
920
01:16:24,077 --> 01:16:25,630
- - Alice] How was your flight?
Come in!
921
01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:29,082
- Yeah, no, we survived, just
about.
922
01:16:29,116 --> 01:16:32,119
- And you must be Warren.
923
01:16:32,154 --> 01:16:33,776
Leonard.
- Pleasure.
924
01:16:33,811 --> 01:16:37,055
- - Alice] It's lovely to meet
you, Warren.
925
01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:40,714
I'm Alice. You boys look
thirsty.
926
01:16:40,749 --> 01:16:42,544
I'll get you a drink.
927
01:16:47,618 --> 01:16:51,035
So, Mark tells me you're quite
the player.
928
01:16:52,139 --> 01:16:54,141
- He's in the A squad,
Mom.
929
01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:55,626
- - Alice] I bet.
930
01:16:56,523 --> 01:16:57,904
- - Len] Do you ski, Warren?
931
01:16:57,938 --> 01:17:00,700
- I do, yes. Well, I
have.
932
01:17:00,734 --> 01:17:02,115
I went a couple of times
when I was younger.
933
01:17:02,149 --> 01:17:03,910
- - Alice] Dad will take
you both out tomorrow.
934
01:17:03,944 --> 01:17:06,706
You can borrow one of
our suits if you like.
935
01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:09,847
You look like you'll fill it out
well.
936
01:17:34,665 --> 01:17:36,701
- It's a bit on the snug side.
937
01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:40,705
- Let's have a look. Oh
yeah. I can see that.
938
01:17:55,617 --> 01:17:56,859
- How do I look?
939
01:17:58,205 --> 01:17:59,068
- Tight.
940
01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:29,685
- You OK?
- Yeah.
941
01:18:32,757 --> 01:18:35,104
I think I might have
overestimated my ability.
942
01:18:35,139 --> 01:18:37,279
- You'll be fine. Come on.
943
01:18:39,143 --> 01:18:41,732
Well look at that. Finally a
sport I can-
944
01:18:41,766 --> 01:18:43,112
- Don't even say it.
945
01:18:45,977 --> 01:18:47,807
- Off we go.
946
01:18:59,646 --> 01:19:01,821
- My God, you must be freezing.
947
01:19:01,855 --> 01:19:04,064
- I grew up here, didn't I?
948
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:16,836
- Thank you.
949
01:19:17,768 --> 01:19:18,734
- What for?
950
01:19:19,770 --> 01:19:20,874
- All of this.
951
01:19:26,777 --> 01:19:28,054
Your mother is, um -
952
01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,746
- interesting.
953
01:19:30,781 --> 01:19:33,266
- Yeah, she's a bit eccentric.
954
01:19:34,888 --> 01:19:36,821
- You're so lucky.
955
01:19:43,690 --> 01:19:46,762
- You know, you weren't
actually that bad today.
956
01:19:46,797 --> 01:19:48,246
- Everything hurts.
957
01:19:48,281 --> 01:19:51,008
- I didn't realize you
A's bruise so easily.
958
01:20:00,017 --> 01:20:04,366
- You know, I'm pretty sure
that they've gone to bed.
959
01:23:20,113 --> 01:23:22,391
- I won't tell if you won't.
960
01:23:23,358 --> 01:23:26,602
- And when did you start smoking
again?
961
01:23:26,637 --> 01:23:30,606
- I wasn't talking about the
cigarette.
962
01:23:32,332 --> 01:23:36,129
It's so wonderful to have
you out here, darling.
963
01:23:36,164 --> 01:23:38,891
And of course, Warren is lovely.
964
01:23:39,961 --> 01:23:40,824
- Yeah.
965
01:23:45,449 --> 01:23:48,383
Am I doing the right thing,
though?
966
01:23:50,557 --> 01:23:52,628
- When I met your father,
967
01:23:52,663 --> 01:23:56,184
I could barely take my eyes off
him, too.
968
01:23:57,564 --> 01:24:00,015
He wasn't available either.
969
01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:00,982
- What?
970
01:24:01,016 --> 01:24:02,569
- I was no angel.
971
01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:06,056
At the time, I was sleeping
with my history professor,
972
01:24:06,090 --> 01:24:09,128
but we both knew that was just
sex.
973
01:24:09,162 --> 01:24:12,648
But what sex it was.
- Mum. Please.
974
01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:15,617
- Your father, however, was with
Jennifer.
975
01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:17,481
Huge tits, like you've never
seen.
976
01:24:18,723 --> 01:24:22,624
The point I'm trying to make
is that they were in love.
977
01:24:22,658 --> 01:24:25,385
High school sweethearts.
978
01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:29,527
So, naturally, he couldn't
keep his hands off me.
979
01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:33,428
We went about the campus
hiding in shadows,
980
01:24:33,462 --> 01:24:37,535
sneaking into one another's
bedrooms, for months.
981
01:24:37,570 --> 01:24:39,572
I put up with living in
Jennifer's shadow,
982
01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:43,887
because I knew I could
eventually steal his heart.
983
01:24:47,338 --> 01:24:50,272
Jennifer was heartbroken.
984
01:24:51,964 --> 01:24:55,415
After he ended it, she sent me a
letter.
985
01:24:55,450 --> 01:24:58,625
It was one of the most
distressing things I've ever read.
986
01:24:58,660 --> 01:25:02,181
I still have it. Your father has
no idea.
987
01:25:04,045 --> 01:25:08,187
We got married not long
after, and then we had you,
988
01:25:08,221 --> 01:25:11,535
my favorite human being on this
earth.
989
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:17,299
But darling, your Father
has never changed.
990
01:25:17,334 --> 01:25:21,062
The whole town knew about
Natalie.
991
01:25:21,096 --> 01:25:24,410
- My Au Pair?
Christ, Mom. I was five.
992
01:25:24,444 --> 01:25:26,412
- - Alice] And the years of
stolen moments
993
01:25:28,172 --> 01:25:30,554
That's just the two I know
about.
994
01:25:30,588 --> 01:25:31,865
- Mum, this is a whole lot to
take in.
995
01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:35,455
- - Alice] I've learnt to live
with your father's infidelity.
996
01:25:35,490 --> 01:25:38,286
Every year, we get a little
older,
997
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,289
but it doesn't get any easier.
998
01:25:41,323 --> 01:25:44,050
Oh, he loves me, and I love him,
999
01:25:45,534 --> 01:25:47,157
but I understand something now
1000
01:25:47,191 --> 01:25:52,196
that I didn't all those years
ago, from Jennifer's letter.
1001
01:25:52,507 --> 01:25:55,648
I understand not only
the collateral damage
1002
01:25:55,682 --> 01:25:57,788
an affair causes,
1003
01:25:57,822 --> 01:26:02,551
but how a relationship born from
deception
1004
01:26:03,518 --> 01:26:06,107
only continues to create more.
1005
01:26:10,352 --> 01:26:11,560
Get some sleep.
1006
01:27:11,793 --> 01:27:13,691
- He's getting better.
1007
01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,801
- I really like him.
1008
01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:22,217
- Whatever makes you happy.
1009
01:27:25,772 --> 01:27:28,085
- Dad, I wanted to ask you
something.
1010
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:28,775
- Yeah?
1011
01:27:32,917 --> 01:27:37,474
- Me and Mom, we talked
about Jennifer last night.
1012
01:27:37,508 --> 01:27:39,717
- One too many rosés, then.
1013
01:27:40,856 --> 01:27:42,306
- Yeah, I guess.
1014
01:27:44,929 --> 01:27:49,210
I don't know, it's just-
- Mark, I love your mother.
1015
01:27:49,244 --> 01:27:54,249
I don't know why she wants to
dig up this ancient history.
1016
01:27:54,663 --> 01:27:58,115
Warren seems like a good man.
1017
01:27:59,703 --> 01:28:03,155
His tits aren't as nice as
Jennifer's though I have to say.
1018
01:28:06,779 --> 01:28:07,676
Listen.
1019
01:28:09,713 --> 01:28:12,371
Life comes at you fast.
1020
01:28:12,405 --> 01:28:16,375
Sometimes, it's hard
to find the joy in it,
1021
01:28:16,409 --> 01:28:20,724
so you just need to grab
hold of it whenever you can.
1022
01:28:25,763 --> 01:28:30,527
- I guess it's just hard to
know what's the right thing.
1023
01:28:31,459 --> 01:28:33,219
Without hurting anyone.
1024
01:28:33,254 --> 01:28:34,945
- If you're always worried
about hurting someone,
1025
01:28:34,979 --> 01:28:36,084
you're going to miss out on some
1026
01:28:36,119 --> 01:28:40,433
of the most incredible stuff
that life has to offer.
1027
01:28:43,574 --> 01:28:45,473
WA-Hey.
1028
01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:48,648
Getting better.
1029
01:28:48,683 --> 01:28:49,718
- Yeah.
1030
01:29:28,516 --> 01:29:29,482
Ready?
1031
01:29:29,517 --> 01:29:30,380
- Yeah.
1032
01:31:30,154 --> 01:31:32,053
- Happy new year!
1033
01:31:32,087 --> 01:31:33,813
- Not quite, love.
1034
01:31:33,848 --> 01:31:37,990
- Oh shut up, sandy vagina.
Come in and get drunk.
1035
01:31:43,892 --> 01:31:45,687
You're welcome.
1036
01:31:45,722 --> 01:31:46,550
- Thanks.
1037
01:31:50,934 --> 01:31:53,005
- That is so bad.
1038
01:31:53,039 --> 01:31:55,007
- Hey, love. How were your
holidays?
1039
01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:59,563
- Yeah, no, really good,
thanks. Really good, thanks.
1040
01:32:03,533 --> 01:32:04,810
- Oh
1041
01:32:04,844 --> 01:32:08,469
- Still not patched things up?
1042
01:32:08,503 --> 01:32:10,885
- Do you think it's
salvageable?
1043
01:32:10,919 --> 01:32:11,851
- It's you.
1044
01:32:14,164 --> 01:32:14,992
Come on.
1045
01:32:22,206 --> 01:32:24,001
- Hey stranger.
1046
01:32:24,036 --> 01:32:24,864
- Hey.
1047
01:32:26,210 --> 01:32:27,108
- You okay?
1048
01:32:29,490 --> 01:32:33,390
- As good as I can be,
deep in enemy territory.
1049
01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:41,778
Look, is there any
chance that we can just -
1050
01:32:42,710 --> 01:32:44,539
- We can maybe start again?
1051
01:32:47,853 --> 01:32:48,750
- Yeah.
1052
01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:55,654
I miss you, buddy.
1053
01:32:55,688 --> 01:32:56,551
- I miss you.
1054
01:33:01,004 --> 01:33:02,764
Everything okay?
1055
01:33:02,799 --> 01:33:04,110
- Yeah, yeah.
1056
01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:05,698
- Happy new year, boys.
1057
01:33:05,733 --> 01:33:06,596
- Hey.
1058
01:33:11,014 --> 01:33:14,914
- So, any new year's
resolutions?
1059
01:33:14,949 --> 01:33:16,502
- Yeah, one or two.
1060
01:33:18,642 --> 01:33:19,885
- Excuse me a sec.
1061
01:33:23,095 --> 01:33:24,510
- You should go for it man.
1062
01:33:24,545 --> 01:33:28,134
- Honestly, he's not interested.
He's not.
1063
01:33:28,169 --> 01:33:29,619
Stop looking at me like that.
1064
01:33:29,653 --> 01:33:30,309
- What?
1065
01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:32,484
You know what you're doing.
1066
01:33:40,871 --> 01:33:42,563
- Same again, boys?
1067
01:34:41,207 --> 01:34:42,554
- Christ, I hate this.
1068
01:34:42,588 --> 01:34:45,764
- I know, and I'm
sorry, okay?
1069
01:34:56,084 --> 01:34:57,638
- Oh shit.
1070
01:34:57,672 --> 01:34:58,915
I'm so sorry.
1071
01:34:58,949 --> 01:35:00,157
- Fuck.
1072
01:35:00,192 --> 01:35:03,713
- It's okay, I didn't
see anything. Well, I did.
1073
01:35:03,747 --> 01:35:06,647
But I can pretend I didn't.
Okay, no, that's a lie too.
1074
01:35:06,681 --> 01:35:10,029
- Pinky, please. Don't say
anything.
1075
01:35:10,064 --> 01:35:11,134
- Okay, okay.
1076
01:35:15,241 --> 01:35:16,104
Warren.
1077
01:35:17,105 --> 01:35:18,106
- Hi, Pinky.
1078
01:35:19,142 --> 01:35:20,143
- Please, Pink.
1079
01:35:20,177 --> 01:35:22,663
- It's okay, I won't.
1080
01:35:22,697 --> 01:35:25,769
I'm just going back downstairs.
1081
01:35:31,706 --> 01:35:35,779
It's just, I just came to get my
charger.
1082
01:35:39,093 --> 01:35:43,028
You know what? Nevermind.
I'll come back later.
1083
01:36:02,426 --> 01:36:04,739
- 10 minutes, boys.
1084
01:36:04,774 --> 01:36:06,741
- Let's get a group photo.
1085
01:36:06,776 --> 01:36:08,087
- Lovely people, Team
B,
1086
01:36:08,122 --> 01:36:11,815
let's get a final team photo of
the year.
1087
01:36:18,442 --> 01:36:19,133
Give me your phone, Pink.
1088
01:36:19,167 --> 01:36:21,342
Mine's plugged in for the music.
1089
01:36:21,376 --> 01:36:22,688
- Mine's dead.
1090
01:36:23,413 --> 01:36:26,347
- You just went to
charge it.
1091
01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:28,763
- It's fine, just use mine.
1092
01:36:36,806 --> 01:36:38,773
- You as well. Come on.
1093
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,378
- Three, two, one.
1094
01:36:57,412 --> 01:36:59,173
- Stags.
1095
01:38:13,350 --> 01:38:14,420
- What the fuck did you say to
him?
1096
01:38:14,455 --> 01:38:16,112
- Honestly, Mark.
1097
01:38:16,146 --> 01:38:19,425
It can't be easy for him to
compete for your attention,
1098
01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:22,843
even when you only had one
boyfriend.
1099
01:38:22,877 --> 01:38:24,776
- Jesus fucking Christ.
1100
01:38:24,810 --> 01:38:27,502
- I was doing him a favor,
really.
1101
01:38:40,515 --> 01:38:42,241
- Yeah, mate, you
can try and fucking run.
1102
01:38:42,276 --> 01:38:43,760
- Just leave it.
1103
01:38:43,795 --> 01:38:47,177
- Do you actually
care about anyone?
1104
01:38:47,212 --> 01:38:48,385
The team?
1105
01:38:50,387 --> 01:38:51,526
Me?
1106
01:38:53,908 --> 01:38:56,911
- Twelve, eleven, ten...
1107
01:38:56,946 --> 01:38:58,775
- It's the
countdown, man. Come on.
1108
01:38:58,810 --> 01:39:02,468
- Nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four,
1109
01:39:03,987 --> 01:39:07,232
three, two, one, happy new year.
1110
01:39:09,855 --> 01:39:12,030
- You fucking do it again
man! Fucking do it again -
1111
01:39:12,064 --> 01:39:13,307
- He isn't worth it.
1112
01:39:13,341 --> 01:39:14,826
- I'll kill him, you Fuck.
- Mate, mate,
1113
01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:16,551
he's not worth it, look at me.
1114
01:39:16,586 --> 01:39:18,761
He's not worth it, yeah?
1115
01:39:42,370 --> 01:39:43,233
- Well?
1116
01:39:46,202 --> 01:39:48,791
Are you going to say anything?
1117
01:39:57,213 --> 01:39:58,041
No.
1118
01:40:07,188 --> 01:40:08,431
- Maybe it's time you go sweet-
1119
01:40:08,465 --> 01:40:10,536
- Don't fucking touch me.
1120
01:40:22,997 --> 01:40:25,068
Happy fucking new year.
1121
01:41:34,241 --> 01:41:36,174
- Happy new year, baby.
1122
01:41:43,284 --> 01:41:44,976
- Rich, there's something that I
er-
1123
01:41:45,010 --> 01:41:46,701
- It's okay.
1124
01:41:47,668 --> 01:41:49,014
I already know.
1125
01:41:50,671 --> 01:41:52,224
I know everything.
1126
01:41:54,778 --> 01:41:55,641
- Who?
1127
01:41:57,264 --> 01:41:58,644
- Does it matter?
1128
01:42:01,647 --> 01:42:03,063
- Richard, I don't know what to
say-
1129
01:42:03,097 --> 01:42:03,926
- Don't.
1130
01:42:05,686 --> 01:42:06,583
Please.
1131
01:42:11,278 --> 01:42:12,486
- I'm so sorry.
1132
01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:27,156
- I've made up a
bed in the spare room for you.
1133
01:42:27,190 --> 01:42:30,676
You can pack your things in the
morning.
1134
01:45:39,693 --> 01:45:41,488
- no, that's a knock on,
1135
01:45:41,522 --> 01:45:43,317
and that's the ball game.
1136
01:46:19,422 --> 01:46:22,805
- Jimmy, can I have a
word?
1137
01:46:50,833 --> 01:46:52,559
- How have you been?
1138
01:46:53,801 --> 01:46:56,321
- Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good.
1139
01:46:57,943 --> 01:46:58,944
Life's good.
1140
01:47:02,845 --> 01:47:04,743
- Barry is dropping the B team-
1141
01:47:04,778 --> 01:47:06,331
- Please don't, Pink.
1142
01:47:06,366 --> 01:47:06,987
- You can act like you don't
care-
1143
01:47:07,021 --> 01:47:07,884
- I don't.
1144
01:47:10,818 --> 01:47:12,579
Sorry.
1145
01:47:12,613 --> 01:47:14,822
I don't. Really.
1146
01:47:17,722 --> 01:47:19,931
It's not going to happen, okay?
1147
01:47:19,965 --> 01:47:21,415
So just drop it.
1148
01:47:24,591 --> 01:47:28,388
- I hated rugby in
school. Did you know that?
1149
01:47:31,045 --> 01:47:34,773
I was great at it, but
I hated every second.
1150
01:47:39,433 --> 01:47:42,505
Never thought I'd give it
another go.
1151
01:47:43,713 --> 01:47:45,922
Then I met all of you boys.
1152
01:47:48,131 --> 01:47:50,651
It was like finding a family.
1153
01:47:52,895 --> 01:47:54,483
Maybe being a Stag meant nothing
to you-
1154
01:47:54,517 --> 01:47:56,381
- This isn't fair, Pink.
1155
01:47:56,416 --> 01:47:58,797
- No, it isn't.
1156
01:48:05,148 --> 01:48:08,359
- Look, I'm sorry, okay? The
answer is no.
1157
01:48:16,643 --> 01:48:20,716
- Okay lads.
That's enough, let's go.
1158
01:48:27,757 --> 01:48:28,620
- Hey.
1159
01:48:32,935 --> 01:48:35,144
I need something from you.
1160
01:48:35,178 --> 01:48:36,732
- No way.
1161
01:48:38,147 --> 01:48:40,529
He doesn't want to see me.
1162
01:48:40,563 --> 01:48:42,738
- You owe us this.
1163
01:49:59,953 --> 01:50:01,437
- I can't stop thinking about
Christmas-
1164
01:50:01,472 --> 01:50:02,680
- Stop.
1165
01:50:02,714 --> 01:50:04,578
- Next time, I'll even beat
your dad down the mountain-
1166
01:50:04,613 --> 01:50:08,858
- Warren, there won't be a
next time. You know that.
1167
01:50:14,933 --> 01:50:16,038
- I miss you.
1168
01:50:21,802 --> 01:50:23,770
- Why are we even here?
1169
01:50:27,912 --> 01:50:30,535
Pinky spoke to you, didn't he?
1170
01:50:32,123 --> 01:50:34,125
- It really hurt that you never
answered.
1171
01:50:34,159 --> 01:50:35,713
- I'm surprised you care.
1172
01:50:35,747 --> 01:50:37,093
- Don't say that.
1173
01:50:41,512 --> 01:50:42,616
Mark.
1174
01:50:43,721 --> 01:50:45,688
I love you.
1175
01:50:51,107 --> 01:50:54,179
- And what good does that do me
now? Hmm?
1176
01:50:55,249 --> 01:50:56,837
- Why are you doing this?
1177
01:50:56,872 --> 01:51:00,082
- Why am I? Why are you, Warren?
1178
01:51:00,116 --> 01:51:04,189
What is it you want from
me? You had your chance.
1179
01:51:05,743 --> 01:51:07,745
It's all just words now.
1180
01:51:13,923 --> 01:51:16,132
Does John know you're here?
1181
01:51:29,111 --> 01:51:31,562
- How did we get here, Mark?
1182
01:51:59,762 --> 01:52:01,557
- Pinky gave me this.
1183
01:52:09,013 --> 01:52:10,635
Don't punish them.
1184
01:53:26,193 --> 01:53:28,368
- You're a good man, Mark.
1185
01:54:28,221 --> 01:54:31,155
- Go, go, go, go, go.
1186
01:54:31,189 --> 01:54:33,398
Ready, Ready Ready, go!
1187
01:54:59,010 --> 01:55:02,186
- It's been a
tough old season for us all,
1188
01:55:02,220 --> 01:55:04,775
but we've got everything to
fight for.
1189
01:55:04,809 --> 01:55:07,329
Now, the powers that be might
not believe in you, but I do,
1190
01:55:07,363 --> 01:55:10,781
completely, and I know
that every one of you
1191
01:55:10,815 --> 01:55:12,783
believes in each other.
1192
01:55:12,817 --> 01:55:13,887
So lets show that today
1193
01:55:13,922 --> 01:55:16,338
- and lets show that to
everybody who's watching.
1194
01:55:16,372 --> 01:55:17,891
- Come on, boys. Let's do this.
Hands in.
1195
01:55:17,926 --> 01:55:19,168
Three, two, one.
1196
01:55:19,203 --> 01:55:20,480
- Stags!
1197
01:56:22,335 --> 01:56:23,819
- Come on, boys.
1198
01:56:30,412 --> 01:56:31,516
- Have I missed much?
1199
01:56:31,551 --> 01:56:34,416
- It's five all and they've
just called half-time.
1200
01:56:34,450 --> 01:56:36,418
- - Jimmy] We need to focus
and get some discipline, yeah?
1201
01:56:36,452 --> 01:56:37,453
Can we get some water?
1202
01:56:37,488 --> 01:56:38,316
- Water.
1203
01:56:38,351 --> 01:56:39,352
- Right, listen up,
guys.
1204
01:56:39,386 --> 01:56:40,629
Their backs are unfit.
1205
01:56:40,663 --> 01:56:42,596
They're relying on their forward
power.
1206
01:56:42,631 --> 01:56:45,047
Mr. Pink, you see that flanker
over there?
1207
01:56:45,082 --> 01:56:46,048
- Which one?
1208
01:56:46,083 --> 01:56:47,049
- The pretty one.
1209
01:56:47,084 --> 01:56:48,430
- Oh, yeah.
1210
01:56:48,464 --> 01:56:49,603
- Take him out.
1211
01:56:49,638 --> 01:56:51,088
- I think I can manage that.
1212
01:56:51,122 --> 01:56:52,192
- Right, listen up.
1213
01:56:52,227 --> 01:56:54,125
Mark, Henry, you let the
forwards to do their work.
1214
01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:55,886
Then you're going to break
through the back line, all right?
1215
01:56:55,920 --> 01:56:58,889
That is how we are going win it.
Come on.
1216
01:57:12,523 --> 01:57:13,835
- Long time.
1217
01:57:18,598 --> 01:57:21,359
- Do you actually
understand all these rules?
1218
01:57:21,394 --> 01:57:22,567
- First match?
1219
01:57:24,190 --> 01:57:27,952
Well, first of all,
they're laws, not rules,
1220
01:57:27,987 --> 01:57:29,505
- and no,
1221
01:57:29,540 --> 01:57:32,439
but, I don't think anyone does.
1222
01:57:32,474 --> 01:57:34,925
Least of all, this ref.
1223
01:57:36,927 --> 01:57:39,032
- Oh you are so mine.
1224
01:57:45,659 --> 01:57:46,764
- - Referee] High tackle.
1225
01:57:46,798 --> 01:57:51,217
- That's not quite
what I meant, Mr. Pink.
1226
01:57:53,633 --> 01:57:56,187
- - Supporter] They're
one player down, now.
1227
01:57:56,222 --> 01:57:58,914
Five minutes left. Still a tie.
1228
01:57:58,949 --> 01:58:00,191
- Ladies, focus.
1229
01:58:00,226 --> 01:58:02,504
Henry, you got this.
1230
01:59:41,396 --> 01:59:43,329
- - Jimmy] Come on,
guys. It's not over yet.
1231
01:59:43,363 --> 01:59:44,226
Carlos.
1232
01:59:45,641 --> 01:59:47,678
- Wait, give it to Henry.
1233
01:59:48,713 --> 01:59:50,784
- - Jimmy] Well done, Henry.
1234
02:00:51,707 --> 02:00:56,712
- Thought I would finally see
what all the fuss was about.
1235
02:00:57,196 --> 02:00:58,542
- It means a lot.
1236
02:01:18,769 --> 02:01:22,083
I am sorry. I never meant to
hurt you.
1237
02:01:25,258 --> 02:01:26,535
- It's getting late.
1238
02:01:26,570 --> 02:01:31,678
- Look, maybe we can go for a
drink or something, sometime?
1239
02:01:31,713 --> 02:01:35,613
- I'm really glad I got
to see you play, Mark.
1240
02:01:37,788 --> 02:01:39,479
- - Jimmy] Where's Mark?
1241
02:01:39,514 --> 02:01:40,653
- Mark.
1242
02:01:40,687 --> 02:01:41,550
Come on.
1243
02:01:43,621 --> 02:01:44,622
- It's okay.
1244
02:01:45,968 --> 02:01:46,797
Go.
1245
02:02:15,791 --> 02:02:17,172
- Look at them.
1246
02:02:20,486 --> 02:02:25,249
You never really understood
how we used to win, did you?
1247
02:02:25,284 --> 02:02:28,425
But it was never about being the
best.
1248
02:02:57,316 --> 02:02:58,455
- Are we okay?
1249
02:03:00,664 --> 02:03:02,390
- We can work on it.
1250
02:03:16,024 --> 02:03:16,852
- Mark.
1251
02:03:17,819 --> 02:03:20,960
Mark, wait. Please.
1252
02:03:22,927 --> 02:03:23,928
Can we talk?
1253
02:03:38,874 --> 02:03:43,672
That was the best I've
ever seen you play, today.
1254
02:03:43,707 --> 02:03:45,018
- Thanks.
1255
02:03:45,053 --> 02:03:47,297
- I'm glad you came back.
1256
02:03:53,095 --> 02:03:55,995
John wanted to come
down and support Henry.
1257
02:03:56,029 --> 02:03:58,377
And um,
1258
02:03:58,411 --> 02:03:59,585
well,
1259
02:03:59,619 --> 02:04:03,692
- I just wanted to see the
old place for one last time.
1260
02:04:05,384 --> 02:04:07,006
- What do you mean?
1261
02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:10,665
- Me and John are leaving the
club.
1262
02:04:10,699 --> 02:04:12,874
It's probably for the best.
1263
02:04:16,981 --> 02:04:18,776
Now, I'm not so sure.
1264
02:04:21,538 --> 02:04:22,849
Seeing you this week again-
1265
02:04:22,884 --> 02:04:23,747
- Warren.
1266
02:04:25,611 --> 02:04:29,615
- I could go and end it
with him now, right now.
1267
02:04:31,341 --> 02:04:33,515
We could try again,
but properly this time-
1268
02:04:33,550 --> 02:04:34,378
- Please.
1269
02:04:38,071 --> 02:04:41,903
I really appreciate you coming
today.
1270
02:04:41,937 --> 02:04:42,800
I do.
1271
02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:48,461
Look, I just...
1272
02:04:51,706 --> 02:04:52,948
We lost our way.
1273
02:05:00,439 --> 02:05:02,993
- And I think I've found it
again now.
1274
02:05:30,469 --> 02:05:31,987
- I've got to go.
1275
02:05:35,474 --> 02:05:36,613
Come here.
1276
02:07:28,725 --> 02:07:30,796
- Boys!
1277
02:07:36,008 --> 02:07:37,941
- Nice yellow card today.
1278
02:07:37,975 --> 02:07:39,494
- Oh, fuck.
1279
02:07:41,531 --> 02:07:44,775
- Ladies and gentleman,
1280
02:07:44,810 --> 02:07:46,501
- Thank you.
1281
02:07:47,675 --> 02:07:50,850
Firstly, I'd like to express
our sincere gratitude
1282
02:07:50,885 --> 02:07:53,163
to the Rochester boys
for coming down today,
1283
02:07:53,197 --> 02:07:55,683
and providing us with such
spirited
1284
02:07:55,717 --> 02:07:57,512
and sporting opposition.
1285
02:07:57,547 --> 02:07:58,755
So thank you.
1286
02:08:03,069 --> 02:08:04,830
Though I must say it feels
pretty good
1287
02:08:04,864 --> 02:08:09,524
to have reclaimed the
honour today, on this day,
1288
02:08:09,559 --> 02:08:12,562
the day of our final match
together.
1289
02:08:13,597 --> 02:08:17,221
Our final match together this
season.
1290
02:08:17,256 --> 02:08:21,674
And I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank Stuart,
1291
02:08:21,709 --> 02:08:25,747
and each and every one of
my teammates, even Gareth.
1292
02:08:27,853 --> 02:08:30,062
My rugby family.
1293
02:08:34,100 --> 02:08:37,241
For reminding me, over
the course of this season,
1294
02:08:37,276 --> 02:08:40,831
what this game of rugby is
really about.
1295
02:08:40,866 --> 02:08:42,143
So thank you.
1296
02:08:43,213 --> 02:08:44,973
And now, for our man of the
match.
1297
02:08:45,008 --> 02:08:46,906
It was a tough call this week,
1298
02:08:46,941 --> 02:08:48,183
but I'd like to give it
to someone who I think
1299
02:08:48,218 --> 02:08:52,256
we all know has had his fair
share struggles off the pitch.
1300
02:08:52,291 --> 02:08:54,258
He never fails to put that
aside,
1301
02:08:54,293 --> 02:08:58,193
and give himself 100%
when he's on the pitch,
1302
02:08:58,228 --> 02:08:59,747
hungover or not.
1303
02:08:59,781 --> 02:09:01,196
Henry Michaels.
1304
02:09:10,999 --> 02:09:13,001
One non-alcoholic pint.
1305
02:09:15,003 --> 02:09:17,765
And now, for our dick of the
day.
1306
02:09:17,799 --> 02:09:21,078
We all know him. We all
still love him anyway.
1307
02:09:21,113 --> 02:09:23,046
He managed to get another
yellow card today.
1308
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:24,737
He may just be our dick of the
season.
1309
02:09:24,772 --> 02:09:27,602
He is our dick of the season.
Mr. Pink.
1310
02:09:31,364 --> 02:09:33,919
- You fuckers. I hate you all.
1311
02:09:38,406 --> 02:09:42,203
- He is a stag
lad, he is a stag lad,
1312
02:09:43,445 --> 02:09:47,311
he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey!
1313
02:09:47,346 --> 02:09:50,970
He's never lonely when we are
with him,
1314
02:09:51,005 --> 02:09:53,870
and he knows how to put a pint
away,
1315
02:09:53,904 --> 02:09:57,183
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1316
02:09:57,218 --> 02:10:00,635
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1317
02:10:00,670 --> 02:10:02,326
pint away, pint away.
1318
02:10:14,753 --> 02:10:15,857
- Here he is!
1319
02:10:15,892 --> 02:10:17,410
- Don't you fucking dare.
93094
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