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♪ Love ♪
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♪ Exciting and new ♪
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♪ Come aboard ♪
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♪ We're expecting you ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ Let it flow ♪
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♪ It floats back to you ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Soon will be
making Another run ♪
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♪ The Love Boat ♪
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♪ Promises something
For everyone ♪
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♪ Set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ And love ♪
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♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ It's an open smile ♪
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♪ On a friendly shore ♪
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♪ It's love ♪
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♪ Welcome aboard It's love ♪
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What's bugging you, Gopher?
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No, it's not just
what, it's who.
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It's Captain Stubing.
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Now, what's he
done to you today?
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It's not just today.
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It's all the time.
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It's always, "Gopher,
get a haircut.
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Gopher, do this.
Gopher, do that."
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I'll bet you that on every
given cruise he says,
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"Gopher, do something"
at least 20 times.
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How big a bet?
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Fifty bucks.
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I'll take that bet.
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You got it. Me too.
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Report back in 10 minutes.
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Gopher.
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That's one.
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I'm gonna clean up this cruise.
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Gopher!
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That's one.
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Lee, you are gonna
have a fabulous time.
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Laraine, it's just
a business trip.
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I know.
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And I'll be all tied up
with the ad campaign.
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I know.
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But maybe we can do it
together next time, hm?
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I know.
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It would be nice if we could
get away alone sometime.
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Maybe then we'd have a chance...
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I know. Talk.
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We never really talk.
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But we will when I get back.
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I know.
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Laraine! Laraine!
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Laraine Graham!
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Look who it is, Herman.
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I could die.
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It's Laraine,
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from the apartment
down the hall.
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Oh, I could die.
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Mr. and Mrs. Bass.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, what's everybody doing?
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Taking a cruise.
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Oh, I hope our cabins are close.
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Herman, look at our
tickets. Oh, oh, no,
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I'm not going. I-I just
came to see Lee off.
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You're not going?
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But your Lee is?
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What happened,
honey? A little fight?
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You know, you can tell me.
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My lips are sealed. Mm.
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Isn't that right, Herman?
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Lee's researching a new
ad campaign for the ship line.
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And he thought I would
be bored if I came along.
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You know, he'll be working late.
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Oh.
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And you bought that?
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I'll tell you, I wouldn't
let my Herman
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out of my sight for a minute.
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Right, Herman?
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Herman?
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Herman!
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Come here. We've
gotta get aboard.
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Well, I'll keep an eye
on Lee for you, dear.
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Oh, no, I don't think...
You don't have to thank me.
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You know, not everybody
is like my Herman.
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Come, Herman.
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Mr. Yamashiro.
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We've been expecting you.
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I'm Captain Merrill Stubing.
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It's a pleasure to
have one of Japan's
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foremost industrialists
as an honored guest.
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My personnel will respond
with alacrity to your every wish.
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What he say? Hm.
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Oh, uh... Uh, welcome aboard.
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Oh. Heh-heh.
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I'm Ken Davis, Mr. Yamashiro's
sales manager in the States.
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It's my pleasure. I
hope you like our ship.
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Oh, he will like your ship.
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Ship is made of steel from
Yamashiro Steel Company.
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Largest in the Orient.
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Also hat and, uh, wristwatch.
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Heh. Uh-heh.
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Shaving lotion.
Swinging Samurai.
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Well, if there is
something you need
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that you don't already
make, let me know.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Thank you.
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Heh. Uh, Davis. Hm?
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Uh, you keep eye on him, hm?
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Oh.
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If he do good, I make him
captain of my new oil tanker.
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I'll remember that.
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Also remember, Davis,
why we take this cruise, huh?
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You make real estate deal
with, uh, that, uh, Newman lady.
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Otherwise Yamashiro
get very angry.
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Make you houseboy on oil tanker.
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Uh.
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Little joke.
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Oh, yes, sir, it was.
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Well, sir, better get,
uh, road on the show.
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Uh, that's "show
on the road," sir.
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Davis. Hm?
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You lip your button.
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Hi, lovely ladies.
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Could I help you?
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Adam Bricker, the ship's doctor.
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Oh, a doctor.
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Are you a specialist?
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Mm-hm.
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The Latin Hustle.
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I'm Eve Colbert and
this is my sister-in-law,
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Ruth Newman.
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Hi, Eve, Ruth. Uh.
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How do you do? How are you?
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Uh, Ruth is recently
widowed and not into dating.
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I, on the other hand,
am recently divorced
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and into dating heavily.
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Eve, you're in luck.
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I'm also recently divorced.
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Oh, I bet you date heavily too.
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Uh-huh.
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That's why I'm
recently divorced.
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Come on, ladies. Thank you.
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Nice, huh? Oh, it's pretty.
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Oh, Ruth, this is gonna be fun.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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It is so bourgeois.
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Dad, do I have to
come on this cruise?
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Oh, come on, you'll love it.
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Look, Vanessa, you're away
at school most of the year.
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I want a chance to get
acquainted with my daughter.
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You, um... You are my
daughter, aren't you?
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Dad, I'll make you a deal.
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You don't pick on my denims,
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I won't pick on
your double knits.
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Hello, I'm your cruise
director, Julie McCoy.
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Slade Summerhill.
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And this is my
daughter, Vanessa.
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How do you do?
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I'm sure that you two are gonna
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have a wonderful time here.
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We have lots of activities:
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swimming, dancing, shuffleboard.
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Do you have any
cultural events? Well, yes.
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You can pick up
a list of lectures
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from the purser's desk.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hm.
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Okay, Mr. Summerhill,
let me check and see
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what your seating
arrangement will be for dinner.
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Yeah, you get strict
teachers to help you.
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Oh.
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Who is that, uh, deck
hand Vanessa's talking to?
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Oh, sir, that isn't a deck hand.
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That's our assistant
purser, Burl Smith.
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He's a ship's officer.
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You're kidding.
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Not only do we have lectures,
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we have a terrific
ship's library.
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Great. Do you have
any books on Lenin?
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No. But I think we've
got one on Ringo.
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Come on. I'll show you.
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Gopher?
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Ah. Uh, excuse me.
That's the captain.
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Yes, sir?
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You're supposed
to help Miss McCoy
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board all the passengers,
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not just the pretty ones.
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Yeah, yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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That's two, and we
haven't even left the port yet.
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Oh, it's ship's business, sir.
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Excuse me, sir, but,
uh, you're in my cabin.
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Uh, there must be some mistake.
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What? This is my cabin.
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Oh?
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Well, I'm not leaving.
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Well... what should
we do about it?
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I guess we'll just have
to make the best of it.
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Mm.
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I was getting sick of
meeting in hotel rooms.
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Lee, there's gonna
be a Welcome Aboard,
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a cocktail party
on the Lido Deck.
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Yeah. We can
be, uh, lovers later,
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but, oh, let's be people first.
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Please, please? Mm.
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Okay, I guess I can wait.
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Oh, good.
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Is the party over yet?
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Lee!
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Uh, here you go, Mr. Yamashiro.
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Dragon's Breath.
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Our finest sake.
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Of course. Heh.
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Made by Yamashiro Distillery.
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Uh, up the hatch.
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Mm.
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Mr. Yamashiro? Hm?
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Listen, now that
we're aboard, uh,
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how about taking a look at that
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invention I talked to you about?
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Oh, no, no, no. Hm?
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Your invention not
ready to work yet,
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and, uh, I'm not ready to buy.
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Now, you concentrate
on your job,
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or you gonna be ready
for unemployment.
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Right. Uh... Mrs.
Newman is on board, sir.
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Oh. Good, good.
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Now, you arrange for lady to
sell us electronics factory, hm?
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I am tired of hearing
no for answer. Hm.
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Make her offer
she cannot excuse.
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Uh, that's "refuse," sir.
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You refuse?
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Oh, no.
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No, no. Uh... But,
Mr. Yamashiro,
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we've already offered
her a million-five.
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Then sweeten the offer. Mm.
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Throw in a color TV.
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American color TV.
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Mm. Funny joke.
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You make a deal, or you
gonna laugh in the poorhouse.
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Well, Mr. What-Ya-Call-It,
of all people.
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Oh. Mrs. Newman,
what a surprise.
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Uh, of course you
remember Mr. Yamashiro.
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Of course.
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You're the one who's going
to buy the United States.
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Um, suppose I start
by buying you drink, eh?
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Uh, poison your name.
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No, thank you.
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You know, I have a funny feeling
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that our being on
the same cruise
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is not a... A total accident.
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Well, what makes you say that?
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Because my instincts
are very good,
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and your acting is lousy.
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Sayonara.
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Sayonara.
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Getting her to sell
isn't gonna be easy.
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Uh, then use the brain. Hm?
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See, Davis, this woman
not interested in big checks.
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So maybe use a
little sex. Heh-heh.
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Sex?
265
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,296
Why you think I bring you here?
266
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,921
I heard you have, uh, black
belt in hanky-panky. Huh?
267
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,706
This whole cruise is gross.
268
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,075
And when I think of the
money you spent on it.
269
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,111
Can I help it if I have money?
270
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,778
But, Daddy, you didn't earn it.
271
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,314
I didn't steal it.
272
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,415
I inherited it from
Uncle Zachary.
273
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,440
Who piled up a fortune
from the sweat of the masses.
274
00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,588
You could say that.
275
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,712
He invented a deodorant.
276
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,428
Hi, Vanessa.
277
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,562
Hi, Gopher.
278
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,785
Bye, Gopher.
279
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,801
Why did you chase him off?
280
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,138
You can do better
than a sawed-off clerk
281
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,271
in a sailor suit.
282
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,706
Well, at least he's a worker.
283
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,041
He earns his keep.
284
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,544
With his prospects,
he'll never earn yours.
285
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:26,816
You make me so mad...
I'm not going to yell.
286
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,218
I'm going to meditate.
287
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,874
Om.
288
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,576
Om.
289
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,960
Mm. To our romantic cruise.
290
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,663
To our first drink together...
291
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,965
not from room service.
292
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:43,966
Lee!
293
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:44,967
Lee Graham!
294
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,201
Herman, look who it is.
295
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,904
It's Lee. I could die.
296
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,172
I could die too.
297
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,174
Oh.
298
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,242
What a surprise. It's me.
299
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,044
Cora and Herman from
the apartment building.
300
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,246
Cora and Herman from
the apartment building.
301
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,748
What a coincidence.
302
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,849
Terrific.
303
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,084
We'll see you around the ship.
304
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,754
I don't believe we
know your lady friend.
305
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,110
She's no lady friend.
306
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,625
I mean, she's a lady,
but she's no friend.
307
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,893
We just met.
308
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:15,064
Uh, this is Cora and Herman
from the apartment building,
309
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,498
and I'm Lee Graham.
310
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,534
Hm. And I'm Andrea Martin.
311
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,403
So nice to meet you.
312
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,671
We saw Laraine on the pier.
313
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,739
Laraine?
314
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,329
Yes. Laraine. Your wife.
315
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,979
Oh, Andrea, you
should meet his wife.
316
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,215
Oh, salt of the
earth, that woman.
317
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,716
Larraine couldn't come.
318
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,651
This trip is strictly business.
319
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,054
The ad campaign
for the cruise line.
320
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:42,057
Well, Herman and I are not
gonna let you work that hard.
321
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,726
This is our first day out.
322
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,060
Now, come on,
we'll tour the ship.
323
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,295
No, no, no, no. I couldn't.
324
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,464
I promised Laraine
I'd take care of you.
325
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,698
Have a nice time, honey.
326
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,200
Hope you meet someone.
327
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,423
Come, Herman.
328
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,722
Oh.
329
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,959
Oh. You won't
believe who I ran into
330
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,594
on the Lido Deck.
331
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,597
R2-D2 and C-3PO.
332
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,034
Close. Ken Davis
and Mr. Yamashiro.
333
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,569
Do you think they
followed you here?
334
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,869
Uh-huh.
335
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,105
They must really
want you to sell.
336
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,474
No way.
337
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,610
Ruth, the man has offered you
338
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,078
a million and a half.
339
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,346
Kind of tempting.
340
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,481
Not to me.
341
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,015
Ruth, listen to me.
342
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,917
Sell Yamashiro the business.
343
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,918
You don't need it.
344
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,053
No!
345
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,655
Frank built that
business from nothing.
346
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,723
He wouldn't want me to sell.
347
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,659
Look, Eve, the only way I
can keep Frank's memory alive
348
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,261
is to keep the business alive.
349
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,764
Ruth, he's been gone
for over a year now.
350
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,266
It's time to stop mourning
351
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,601
and to start living.
352
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,836
Come on.
353
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,820
Have dinner with Doc and me.
354
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,008
Okay.
355
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:10,034
As long as the specialty
tonight is not Japanese food.
356
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,088
I'm afraid you're in
the wrong cabin, sir.
357
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,190
You don't even know me. Hm.
358
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,693
But I'd like to.
359
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,877
I missed you.
360
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,030
Oh, and I missed you.
361
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,199
Did you have to spend
the whole afternoon
362
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,301
with Cora's welcome wagon?
363
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,472
But we haven't missed
the evening's activities.
364
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:42,111
Yeah. Like, uh...
dinner and dancing,
365
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,880
and a walk in the moonlight.
366
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,549
Andrea, I thought we'd spend
367
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,452
our first night out more
romantically. Mm. Hm.
368
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,243
So I ordered dinner in.
369
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,457
What you mean is
you don't want Cora
370
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,959
to see us together again, right?
371
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,293
Well, you saw that woman.
372
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,162
She'd like nothing
better than to tell Laraine
373
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,430
that I'm having an affair.
374
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,465
Well, maybe it would
be better if she found out.
375
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,833
Then you'd have to
make up your mind
376
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,768
whether you're gonna
divorce your wife or not.
377
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,003
Well, I'm gonna divorce her,
378
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,172
but the news needs
to come from me.
379
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,874
Not from some nosy busybody.
380
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,938
Oh.
381
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,234
Oh. Oh, look, look, uh,
let's just forget about that.
382
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,351
Look, tonight
it's just us. Okay?
383
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,120
Lee?
384
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,704
Dressed for dinner yet?
385
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,559
Honey, look. Look,
just bear with me, okay?
386
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,961
Look, I'll get rid of her, okay?
387
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,428
Just... Just... Just for one...
388
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,932
You're not gonna
put me in that thing!
389
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,199
Uh, coming, Cora.
390
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,729
Cigarettes.
391
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,413
Oh, Cora, Herman. Ah.
392
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,415
You look so wonderful.
All dressed for dinner, huh?
393
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,749
Ooh. Well, you better get going.
394
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,385
You don't wanna miss
the hors d'oeuvres.
395
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,854
Oh, have I got
great news for you.
396
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,490
I spoke to that attractive
cruise director, Julie.
397
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,426
Arranged for the three of us
to be seated at the same table.
398
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,929
Well, that's
wonderful news, Cora,
399
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,998
but, uh, I'm not
hungry tonight. Oh.
400
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,132
And I'm gonna turn in early.
401
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,768
Oh, cigarettes.
402
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,236
I didn't know you smoked.
403
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,338
Oh. For years.
404
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,540
Uh. It's a filthy habit.
405
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,276
In fact, I'm gonna
give it up right now.
406
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,780
I'm gonna just flush
these right down the toilet.
407
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,010
Good evening, sir.
408
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,190
I thought you said
you weren't hungry.
409
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,393
Well, I have to sample
the ship's cuisine.
410
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,727
It's, uh, part of my job.
411
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,128
Working on the
brochure, you know...
412
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,930
Now, what do we have here:
413
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,434
uh, duck l'orange,
one liver Veneziana.
414
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,269
Two dinners?
415
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,738
There must be some mistake.
416
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,374
Yes. I only ordered the liver.
417
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,744
Liver? Oh, Herman loves liver.
418
00:18:55,768 --> 00:19:00,315
Steward, I suggest you check
which cabin ordered that duck.
419
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,084
Thank you, sir.
420
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,152
Thank you very much.
421
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,153
And, uh, you'd better be
422
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,621
hurrying to the dining room.
423
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,989
You don't want them to run
out of liver, do you, Herman?
424
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,691
He's right, Herman.
425
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,293
Bon appétit.
426
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,629
Why don't we meet later?
You know, after dinner.
427
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,997
We could go to the show.
And then we could go dancing.
428
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,099
Swell.
429
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,467
Come, Herman.
I'll see you there.
430
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,302
Come, dear. Come.
431
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,806
Later.
432
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,046
Matches.
433
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,483
You forgot the matches.
434
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,020
And so that's when I realized
I had to join the Personhood.
435
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,667
Uh... The... The what?
436
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,436
The Personhood.
437
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,504
It's a movement.
438
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,140
We believe that
nobody should lead a...
439
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,507
And nobody should follow.
440
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,177
We are all equal persons.
441
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,301
Well, you're the most
beautiful person I've ever seen.
442
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,650
Only a beautiful
person would say that.
443
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,551
Oh, thank you.
444
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,154
Uh, this person would
like to personally request
445
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,578
your person to dance,
but there's a small problem.
446
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,026
What's the problem?
447
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,827
Which person leads?
448
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,451
Nobody.
449
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,479
Good evening.
450
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,480
Good evening.
451
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:39,682
Oh, Captain Stubing. Uh... Uh,
452
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,717
could I have a word
with you for a minute?
453
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,985
Oh, yes, Mr. Summerhill.
454
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,688
Uh, that's, uh, my daughter
455
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,725
over there dancing with
a member of your crew.
456
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,793
Um, Gopher?
457
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,395
Mm-hm.
458
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,632
Call me snobbish, but I
don't want my daughter
459
00:20:56,656 --> 00:21:00,302
to throw herself
away on a... gofer.
460
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,736
Oh.
461
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,240
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Summerhill,
but, uh, I make it a point
462
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,998
never to interfere in the
private lives of my crew.
463
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,114
Would it make any
difference if I told you
464
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,283
I was a close friend
of one of the directors
465
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,347
of this cruise line?
466
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,587
None whatsoever.
467
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,323
I'm sorry. I... I
shouldn't have said that.
468
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,659
Could I just ask
for your help as a...
469
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,784
A very concerned father.
470
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,822
Well... that's different.
471
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,072
You know, this really
isn't my style at all.
472
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:41,643
On a night like this, my person
wants to run barefoot through
473
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,445
the fields and
gaze at the stars.
474
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,147
Oh, wow.
475
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,615
Well, we can't
supply the fields,
476
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,351
but we could take off our
shoes and look at the stars.
477
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,985
Come on, follow me.
478
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,153
No.
479
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,022
No, nobody follows.
480
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,924
Share this direction
with my person.
481
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,061
Gopher. Oh, boy.
482
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,762
Incredible timing. That's five.
483
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,230
I'll see you on the deck.
484
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,667
Yes, sir?
485
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,835
Gopher, I hate to tell you this,
486
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,437
but, uh, Vanessa's
father is concerned
487
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,073
that you're leading
his daughter astray.
488
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:12,408
Well, that's impossible, sir,
489
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,576
because there are no leaders
and there are no followers.
490
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,944
I don't follow
you. Exactly, sir.
491
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,646
You understand.
I don't understand.
492
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,247
Now, look, I've passed
the message on,
493
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,316
the rest is up to you.
494
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,650
Do you follow me? I can't, sir.
495
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,954
There are no followers.
496
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,410
There are no followers?
497
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,193
Oh, poor Gopher.
498
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,194
Poor us.
499
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:36,799
I never saw 50 bucks go so fast.
500
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,335
Look, we'll sweeten
the deal with 200 shares
501
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,403
of Yamashiro stock
502
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:44,339
and another 50,000 in cash, huh?
503
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,873
I said no in a letter,
504
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,844
and I said no to your attorney's
attorney when he called me.
505
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,034
Now, would you please
buzz off, Mr. Davis?
506
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,482
Please, call me Ken.
507
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:56,084
Okay, Ken. Buzz off.
508
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,853
Look, why are you
shooting me down?
509
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,655
You know absolutely
nothing about me.
510
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,045
Oh, come on, we have
nothing in common.
511
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:05,360
We do so. Um...
512
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,729
we're, I mean, here at
the same table together.
513
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,631
Whoopee. Let's get married.
514
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,935
Now, look, we do have
something in common.
515
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,505
I mean, that is, if... If you
really run your husband's
516
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,973
electronics firm, and
aren't just a... A figurehead.
517
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:20,108
Run it, bud.
518
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,110
I run it at a profit.
519
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,446
Well, okay. All right.
520
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,914
Well, then maybe
you'd be interested
521
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,458
in something that I've invented.
522
00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:31,088
What is this something?
523
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,623
Well, we... have to
go down to my cabin,
524
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,847
and I'll show it to you.
525
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,382
Now, honest.
526
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,299
Okay. But if this
invention of yours
527
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,601
is as old as your line,
528
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,603
you are in big trouble.
529
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,904
Okay. Come on. Let's go.
530
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,816
You know, your
captain is a fascist.
531
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,817
He certainly is.
532
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,251
Ordering you not to see me.
533
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,023
Boy, a swell night
for romance, huh?
534
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,212
Moonlight.
535
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,616
Vanessa... I'm crazy about you.
536
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,430
I feel the vibes, Gopher.
537
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,200
It's just that... I can
only love a person.
538
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,436
And that captain is turning
you into a nonperson with his:
539
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,372
"Gopher, do this.
Gopher, do that."
540
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,507
Oh, well, he's not
like that all the time.
541
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,976
Gopher! Oh.
542
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,278
Not all the time, huh?
543
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,679
Gopher!
544
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,147
Doc. Will you
knock it off, please?
545
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,716
Say, Julie's not
feeling very well,
546
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,717
and the captain wants you
547
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,986
to take over for her at bingo.
548
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,387
You're not gonna do it, are you?
549
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,791
Well, yeah, uh... Julie
is my friend and I...
550
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,926
Well, it's my job.
551
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,861
And you're a nonperson.
552
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,562
Wait a minute. Vanessa, wait...
553
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,106
Say, if you're a nonperson,
does that mean it's a nonbet?
554
00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,090
Nonsense.
555
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,371
It's really quite simple.
556
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,729
All I do is speak, and
it's down on paper.
557
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,547
It's incredible. I
can't believe it.
558
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,316
You invented this?
559
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,316
Mm-hm. Of course,
560
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,851
it still has a few bugs in it.
561
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:13,054
Like what? Oh. Well, like that.
562
00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,518
It takes things down
that it's not supposed to.
563
00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:21,930
You know, this thing could
make you a millionaire.
564
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,031
Not really.
565
00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:24,365
It still needs some development,
566
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:26,034
and I can't afford
the financing.
567
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:28,603
Well, what about Yamashiro?
568
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,987
Yamashiro's only
interested in sure things.
569
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,410
And that isn't that sure.
570
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,446
So, you see, it wasn't a ploy
571
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,015
to lure you down to my cabin.
572
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:43,373
Well it beats, "You
wanna see my etchings?"
573
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,385
You know, you're
really quite beautiful.
574
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:50,892
You've got a beautiful smile,
575
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,326
beautiful sense of humor,
576
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,863
and a beautiful head
on your shoulders.
577
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,965
How come you're
so rotten at business?
578
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,909
What do you mean?
579
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,636
Well, let me put it this way.
580
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:03,671
We'll sweeten the
sweetener, okay?
581
00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,974
Five hundred shares
of Yamashiro stock
582
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,309
and the rest in cash.
583
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,780
Oh, boy, I should've
known better. What?
584
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,348
You and Yamashiro
never give up, do you?
585
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:15,617
Well, wait, wait...
586
00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,152
Well, I'm not buying it, buster.
587
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,536
And I'm not
selling either. Oh...
588
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,760
And you, mind your own business.
589
00:26:57,315 --> 00:26:59,227
Oh, good morning, Mr. Yamashiro.
590
00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:00,729
Ah, good morning.
591
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:03,798
Ah. Uh, Davis, uh, no
bush around the beat, eh?
592
00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:07,301
Uh, give me report.
593
00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,103
Well, the good news is
594
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,905
they're having
tempura for lunch.
595
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,176
The bad news is Mrs. Newman.
596
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,511
I tried everything I could.
597
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:18,179
It's... It's no sale.
598
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:19,948
No sale.
599
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,982
No sale?
600
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,890
Boy, did he seem mad.
601
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:29,914
What did he say?
602
00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:34,929
Well, I'm not sure.
603
00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:37,954
But I think I just lost
my Christmas bonus.
604
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,061
Hey, good morning.
605
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:47,842
Did you sleep all right?
606
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,977
The way you snore?
607
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,880
Oh-ho. I'm sorry.
608
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:55,350
Hey, I'm sorry this trip
has been miserable for you.
609
00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,420
I'll tell you what. Let's
start all over again.
610
00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:00,955
Get dressed, we'll
have breakfast.
611
00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,925
In fact, I'm so hungry
I'll have five breakfasts.
612
00:28:03,949 --> 00:28:05,393
Then we'll do
whatever you wanna do.
613
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:08,396
You mean it?
614
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,465
Oh, what about Cora and Herman?
615
00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,134
Who cares about Cora and Herman?
616
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,536
We can't go on like this.
617
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,538
Oh, Lee. Thank you.
618
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:18,562
Mm.
619
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:22,032
And I've made a decision.
620
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,783
I'm divorcing Laraine.
621
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,373
Oh, Lee.
622
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:32,120
Om.
623
00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:33,989
Om.
624
00:28:35,014 --> 00:28:36,913
Come in.
625
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:38,659
Excuse me.
626
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:39,761
I wasn't trying to overhear
627
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:41,329
your mantra or
anything, but could...
628
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,130
Could this nonperson
talk to your person?
629
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,800
Gopher, I'm sorry
I called you that.
630
00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:47,002
No, no.
631
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:50,238
I am sorry that I ran
out on you last night.
632
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:52,941
You couldn't help it. I
could help it, Vanessa.
633
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,043
I've been doing
a lot of thinking.
634
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,577
And what you said
about the personhood,
635
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:58,446
and then no leaders
and no followers.
636
00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,348
And the feudal system
and running barefoot.
637
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:01,516
It makes a lot of sense.
638
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,052
It does? Oh, Gopher, I love you.
639
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,920
And it's not Gopher.
640
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:09,357
It is Assistant
Purser Burl Smith.
641
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,626
That's it. Assert
your pride and dignity.
642
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,927
Right.
643
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,929
And don't let Captain
Stubing boss you around.
644
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,631
Right.
645
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:19,167
Yeah, but he's the captain.
646
00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,736
He's just another
person, isn't he?
647
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,938
Yeah.
648
00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:26,273
Yeah, but who...?
Then who runs the ship?
649
00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:27,308
You'll all run it.
650
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,632
One person, one vote.
651
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,180
Oh, wow.
652
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,515
It's personhood.
653
00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:35,772
I never even
thought of it that way.
654
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:39,020
Oh, Vanessa. J...
655
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,922
I feel like a... Like a new man.
656
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:41,990
A new person.
657
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,613
Oh, wow.
658
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,063
I really wasn't
sure you'd see me
659
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:49,231
after last night.
660
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,667
Well, I... I wanted
to bury the hatchet.
661
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:54,235
Thank you. Sure.
662
00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,259
In my head.
663
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,339
Last night I did.
664
00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,883
But you were
only doing your job.
665
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,167
I like you, Ken.
666
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,004
But mostly when you're
not talking business.
667
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,641
I like you too.
668
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:12,843
And that's not business.
669
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:16,891
Well, I just can't figure it.
670
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:19,827
Is running that company
so important to you,
671
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,852
or are you just...
You just afraid?
672
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,599
Oh. Afraid of what?
673
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,601
Afraid of letting go.
674
00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:27,735
Afraid of change.
675
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,237
Ho-ho.
676
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,473
Look who's talking
about being afraid.
677
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:34,742
Mr. Yamashiro treats
you like a flunky,
678
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,806
and you're afraid
of leaving him.
679
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,213
I can't.
680
00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:39,881
You don't need him, Ken.
681
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,416
You've got a wonderful invention
682
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,518
that you're gonna
make a bundle from.
683
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,386
Ruth, without
that steady salary,
684
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,810
I couldn't afford to market it.
685
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:51,025
And, uh... I may lose that, heh,
686
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:53,650
if you don't sell your
business to Yamashiro.
687
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,066
He'd actually fire you?
688
00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,767
You don't know him like I do.
689
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,570
Oh. I know you.
690
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,772
And I know you're
conning me again.
691
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:09,244
Ruth, I... You don't
expect me to buy that?
692
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:11,145
Getting fired?
693
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:12,902
How desperate can you be?
694
00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:15,817
Pretty desperate.
695
00:31:18,109 --> 00:31:21,611
Oh, I... I'm losing
my job and losing you.
696
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,259
Put that on my tab.
697
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,563
Certainly.
698
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,268
Sent for me, sir?
699
00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:36,438
Ah, yes. Come in, Gopher.
700
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:37,606
Ah, sir? Hm?
701
00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:38,740
It's not Gopher.
702
00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:40,742
It's Assistant
Purser Burl Smith.
703
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,143
Of course.
704
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,167
I mean, I don't call
you Stubie-buby.
705
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,781
I get your drift, Gopher.
706
00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:49,350
Uh... Uh, Smith.
707
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:51,552
I just wanted to thank you
708
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:54,189
for filling in for Miss
McCoy last night.
709
00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,191
No problem, sir.
Just part of the job.
710
00:31:56,215 --> 00:31:57,192
Aye.
711
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,016
Dismissed.
712
00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:01,329
Oh, uh, would you
mind dropping off
713
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,286
my dress whites at the cleaners?
714
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,501
These? Yes.
715
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,805
Yes, sir, I'd mind.
716
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,138
What?
717
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:12,002
It would demean my personhood.
718
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,474
I don't follow you.
719
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,377
Exactly, sir. There
is no following.
720
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,512
I don't know what
you're talking about.
721
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:20,003
Now, I order you to take my
dress whites to the cleaners.
722
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:22,016
No, sir.
723
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,518
"No, sir?"
724
00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,019
Yes, sir. No, sir.
725
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,655
Are you disobeying an order?
726
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,156
Unless we vote on it, sir.
727
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,500
You know, one person, one vote.
728
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:34,296
Well, this is my vote.
729
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,663
Gopher, you're fired.
730
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,998
Uh, Mr. Smith.
731
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,432
He's fired too.
732
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:39,934
Now, get out of
here, the both of you.
733
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,104
We're shoving off now. Sh...
734
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,431
The both of you?
735
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,689
Oh, Lee, isn't this great?
736
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,691
See, we can be like real people.
737
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,094
Oh, sure. Hm-hm.
738
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,128
Let's have a drink. Okay.
739
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,064
Lee. Andrea.
740
00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,933
Well, you two are
getting to be quite an item.
741
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:13,701
Oh, Miss Martin
was just giving me
742
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,703
her point of view
on my ad campaign.
743
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,606
Heh, yes, but I'm not
sure he's getting my point.
744
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,575
Well, thanks for everything.
745
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,476
Oh, I wish I could stay
and chat more, but I have
746
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,746
an appointment on the
Bridge with the captain.
747
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:25,836
I'll see you later.
748
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,438
He never stops.
749
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,653
He's burying
himself in his work.
750
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:35,190
Heh. He's burying
himself all right.
751
00:33:37,482 --> 00:33:38,915
Come, Herman.
752
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,763
So then I said to this munchkin,
753
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,966
can you do that standing up?
754
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,701
Hi, Isaac. Hi, Isaac.
755
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,702
Hey, Doc. Hi.
756
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:49,770
How you feeling, Julie?
757
00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:50,771
Oh, much better,
758
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,306
thanks to Doc's prescription.
759
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:53,507
Oh, nothing to it.
760
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:54,742
Oh, what did he
tell you to take?
761
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,743
Yesterday off.
762
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,645
Vanessa, I did it.
763
00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,214
I stood up to the captain.
764
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:00,315
Burl.
765
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,784
No more, "Gopher do
this, Gopher do that."
766
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,585
Fabulous. I love you. Oh.
767
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,320
I love you too. We win the bet.
768
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,955
Oh, who cares about that.
769
00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:11,559
I told the captain to
stop calling me Gopher.
770
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,161
And he ordered me
to take his dress whites
771
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,161
to the cleaners.
772
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,030
And I said, "No.
Not without a vote."
773
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,499
And he said,
"Gopher, you're fired."
774
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:20,123
And I said, "It is
Mr. Smith." And...
775
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:26,276
He said, "Gopher, you're fired."
776
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,465
That's what he said.
777
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:34,070
Gopher... you directly
disobeyed an order?
778
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,552
Well, I guess I did, but...
779
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,987
Well, he's just a person,
780
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:42,531
and I'm just a person.
781
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:45,727
And his person canned my person.
782
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,363
Here, man. I think
you're gonna need this.
783
00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,631
No, I... No, I can't
drink on the job.
784
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:53,201
You can while
you're looking for one.
785
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,705
I'm fired.
786
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,240
Jeez. I'm really gonna
787
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,743
miss all this. You guys and...
788
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,333
And the ship.
789
00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:08,950
I'm... I'm gonna
t-turn in my uniform.
790
00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:16,279
I didn't mean for
him to go that far.
791
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,294
I cost him his job.
792
00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:22,118
What a bummer.
793
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:26,333
Well, uh, don't take it so hard.
794
00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:28,369
I mean, all we have to do is get
795
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,838
Captain Stubing
to change his mind.
796
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,182
Like she said, what a bummer.
797
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:55,996
Mind if I join you?
798
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,098
Mm. Please do.
799
00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:59,467
Right here. Where's Ken?
800
00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,836
I don't know, and I
couldn't care less.
801
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,204
Oh, and I thought you two were
802
00:36:03,228 --> 00:36:04,838
just starting to hit it off.
803
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,497
Oh, yeah, yeah. He
hit on me, and it's off.
804
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:10,411
Heh. Mrs. Newman?
805
00:36:10,435 --> 00:36:11,646
Mrs. Newman.
806
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,646
Boy, you harder to find
807
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,081
than a haystack in a needle.
808
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,884
I-I wanna make you a new offer.
809
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,319
Well, you're wasting your time.
810
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,221
I already turned down
your sales manager.
811
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,889
Oh, uh, but that why, uh,
812
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,058
Yamashiro no longer
have sales manager.
813
00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:26,493
I, uh, give Davis the old, uh,
814
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:27,562
ho-heave. Heh.
815
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:28,896
You fired Ken?
816
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,264
Yeah.
817
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:32,299
Well, then he was
telling the truth.
818
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,201
Excuse me.
819
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:36,236
Yeah. Oh, uh... Uh, Miss Newman.
820
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,305
Miss Newman, I... I
wanna buy the factory
821
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,741
even if it cost me
a arm and a leg.
822
00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:43,232
Ah, well you throw in
your head, and we'll talk.
823
00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:46,535
Miss New...
824
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,585
Andrea, don't say it.
825
00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,253
I have nothing to say to you.
826
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,222
Good. Ever again.
827
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,957
"No more lies, no more hiding."
828
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,091
I'm... I'm sorry.
829
00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:59,593
I... Look, I lost my nerve.
830
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:01,029
I need more time.
831
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,563
Huh. More time?
832
00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,097
How long do I have to wait?
833
00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:05,833
We come onboard
for a little freedom,
834
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,835
and I end up trapped
in a floating motel room
835
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:09,970
just because you're afraid
of some gossipy neighbor.
836
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:12,206
Cora Bass just isn't a gossip.
837
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,342
She's Hedda Hopper
in support hose.
838
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,733
Now, I've been thinking,
it just isn't fair to Laraine.
839
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:20,548
Well.
840
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,984
What about being fair
to me for a change?
841
00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:26,287
Look... Look...
soon as we get back,
842
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,721
I'll ask for a divorce.
843
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,011
I promise.
844
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:35,830
I am sick of your promises.
845
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,165
I am sick of this ship.
846
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,001
And I am definitely sick of you!
847
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,270
Andrea.
848
00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,838
Andrea!
849
00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,282
I'm sorry, Ken.
850
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,750
I should've believed you
851
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,718
when you said your
job was on the line.
852
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,386
It's not your fault, Ruth.
853
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,755
If he hadn't fired me for this,
854
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,223
he would've found
some other reason.
855
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,191
Well, you'll find another job.
856
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,982
Anyway, you've still got this.
857
00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,797
"Yamashiro want business.
858
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,298
You tell widow
lady you in love."
859
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,967
Ruth, don't read any
more of that, please...
860
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:14,335
"You happen to
be right." Please.
861
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:16,337
"I do love Ruth, but I'm not
862
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:17,805
going to use that as a weapon."
863
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,341
Is this true?
864
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,977
Look, the invention is
not perfect yet, and...
865
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,482
Well, unless it
spelled your name
866
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:31,840
wrong or something,
I... Oh, Ken.
867
00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,093
Ruth, I do love you. Very much.
868
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:41,929
Well, why didn't you
say something last night?
869
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,964
Listen, you wouldn't
believe me about being fired.
870
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,434
How would you believe
me about saying I love you?
871
00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:48,336
I guess you're right.
872
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,538
Would you believe
that I believed that you...
873
00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:53,682
Forget it.
874
00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,647
I've decided to sell
part of the company.
875
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,616
Oh, not to Yamashiro.
876
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,618
That's crazy... No.
Not to Yamashiro.
877
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,019
I want to sell it to you.
878
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,320
To me? Yeah.
879
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,189
Oh, honey, I can't afford that.
880
00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,357
Well you can pay for it with
881
00:39:09,381 --> 00:39:11,426
half interest in your invention.
882
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,294
But it's not proven.
883
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,850
It is to me.
884
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,641
Oh, boy, be careful.
885
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,776
Anything you say around
here can be held against you.
886
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:48,018
Hi.
887
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:50,297
Go away.
888
00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,899
Andrea, I can't.
889
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:55,024
I want you. I said, go away.
890
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,305
I've been a coward, I know...
891
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,609
It is not cowardice.
892
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,377
Lee, deep down inside
893
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,080
you just don't want
to leave Laraine.
894
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,440
Andrea, I... You know I'm right.
895
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:15,523
You, uh, may want me...
896
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,925
but you need Laraine.
897
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:21,629
I mean, you two have been
married for a very long time,
898
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,764
and sometimes when
people have been married
899
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,433
for such a long time,
they forget to say
900
00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:26,434
the "I love you's,"
901
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,437
or "You look beautiful",
or "I miss you."
902
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,572
I don't know, maybe
it's because you said 'em
903
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:34,275
so often, they just don't
mean anything anymore.
904
00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:36,344
So your life gets bland...
905
00:40:36,368 --> 00:40:38,434
and your marriage too.
906
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,282
And so you think you wanna add
907
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:43,184
a little spice to your life.
908
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,586
Andrea... Lee.
909
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,956
I am only the
spice in your life.
910
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:52,615
Tsk. You probably
have a wonderful wife.
911
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,230
So why don't you just go back
912
00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:59,789
and let her show you
how wonderful she can be.
913
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:05,328
Thank you.
914
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,308
Yeah.
915
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,244
You know...
916
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:13,147
when I thought
about this cruise,
917
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:14,881
and I dreamed about
918
00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:18,319
the night like this
with the ocean,
919
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:20,621
the breeze and the stars...
920
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:24,047
heh... and us kissing...
921
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,018
I never thought it
would be a goodbye kiss.
922
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:40,663
Working on your
campaign, Mr. Graham?
923
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:44,199
Don't look, Herman.
924
00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:02,151
Come in.
925
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,737
Tsk.
926
00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:12,606
What is this, a lynch mob?
927
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,876
Uh, call it a delegation, sir.
928
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:17,544
Captain, we'd like you to
reconsider about Gopher.
929
00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:18,879
I'm to blame for everything.
930
00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:20,615
Uh, sir.
931
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,051
I would like to apologize
for defying an order.
932
00:42:24,075 --> 00:42:25,419
I don't know what got into me.
933
00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,822
I know. My silly ideas.
934
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:29,990
Vanessa...
935
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,426
there's nothing
wrong in having ideas.
936
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:35,396
But sometimes we're too
hasty in acting them out.
937
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:38,732
You see, Gopher,
it's just as hard
938
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:40,801
to give an order
as it is to take one.
939
00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:43,937
But I have a great
responsibility for this ship...
940
00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:45,894
and for everyone aboard it.
941
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:48,843
Vanessa, it's like
being a father.
942
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:51,679
Now, you may
think that your father
943
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,180
is bossing you around,
944
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:56,472
but all he wants is
what's best for you.
945
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:59,153
I know.
946
00:42:59,177 --> 00:43:01,656
It's just that sometimes
it's hard to live that way.
947
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,257
Young lady...
948
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,915
nobody said life had to be easy.
949
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,596
Mr. Smith.
950
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:11,332
Uh, call me Gopher.
951
00:43:11,356 --> 00:43:12,566
Thank you.
952
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,923
Call me Captain Stubing.
953
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,938
Now, let's just look on this
954
00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:21,609
entire episode...
as an experiment.
955
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:22,843
Yes, sir.
956
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:25,646
An experiment that
failed... miserably.
957
00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:26,647
Miserably.
958
00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:27,671
Miserably.
959
00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:32,420
Now... all of those
in favor of reinstating
960
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:34,821
Yeoman Purser
Smith, please say "Aye".
961
00:43:34,845 --> 00:43:36,357
Aye, aye, sir.
962
00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:37,547
All opposed.
963
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,263
Congratulations,
assistant purser.
964
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:44,053
You are hereby unfired.
965
00:43:45,857 --> 00:43:49,837
Now... that is the
first and last vote
966
00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,581
you will ever take on this ship.
967
00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:53,741
This is an order.
968
00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:54,908
Ha. Yes, sir.
969
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:57,612
Thank you, sir. Mm-hm.
970
00:44:47,051 --> 00:44:49,596
We'd better say goodbye here.
971
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,664
You okay?
972
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,333
My back hurts.
973
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,468
I never slept in
a bathtub before.
974
00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:57,003
You didn't have to
do that, you know.
975
00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:58,405
I know.
976
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:00,106
But for the first
time in a long time
977
00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:02,042
my conscience doesn't hurt.
978
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:03,766
Nor mine.
979
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:06,001
Goodbye, Lee.
980
00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,671
Good luck.
981
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,223
Mrs. Newman?
982
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:18,458
Mrs. Newman,
wait, please. Eh-heh.
983
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,728
Uh, one last big chance, eh?
984
00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:22,385
You sell me the factory?
985
00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,665
Ask my new advisor.
986
00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:25,689
Sure.
987
00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:28,268
Him?
988
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:31,505
I fire and you hire?
989
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:32,540
Not exactly.
990
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,075
They're gonna get married.
991
00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:35,743
And as for the factory,
992
00:45:35,767 --> 00:45:37,933
we're gonna use it to
produce my invention.
993
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,082
Oh, married.
994
00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,583
Heh-heh.
995
00:45:42,607 --> 00:45:45,619
Yamashiro invest
in, uh, invention.
996
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:48,188
How about, uh,
100,000 to start, eh?
997
00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,124
Call it, uh, wedding present.
998
00:45:50,148 --> 00:45:51,980
That's very generous of you.
999
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,061
Old American saying, eh-heh:
1000
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,786
"You can't join
'em, beat 'em." Heh.
1001
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:04,393
Laraine.
1002
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:08,942
How did it go?
1003
00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:11,033
Did you get your
business accomplished?
1004
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:15,281
Well, Laraine...
there's something...
1005
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:17,540
Something I got to explain.
1006
00:46:19,677 --> 00:46:21,777
It really wasn't
a business trip.
1007
00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,559
Thank you for being honest.
1008
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,627
I knew.
1009
00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:29,952
I've been so stupid.
1010
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,433
But I'm back.
1011
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,724
I mean, really back,
if you'll take me.
1012
00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,772
I do love you, Laraine.
1013
00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:40,896
And I hope you believe
me, 'cause I mean it.
1014
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,066
I love you too.
1015
00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:51,117
Wait.
1016
00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,286
I'll get my bags.
1017
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,310
Okay.
1018
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,215
Laraine.
1019
00:47:01,786 --> 00:47:03,018
You poor thing.
1020
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:05,766
Have I got
something to tell you.
1021
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,169
No, Cora. You don't
have a thing to tell me.
1022
00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:09,503
Oh, it's so sad,
1023
00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:12,473
because a wife is
always the last to know.
1024
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,796
Right, Herman?
1025
00:47:19,103 --> 00:47:20,647
Herman.
1026
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,304
Come, Herman.
1027
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:29,590
Vanessa told me
about the talk you had.
1028
00:47:29,614 --> 00:47:30,957
Thanks.
1029
00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:32,125
You're quite a guy.
1030
00:47:32,149 --> 00:47:33,861
Vanessa's quite a girl.
1031
00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,996
Though I must say,
sometimes I find
1032
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,399
young people hard to understand.
1033
00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:39,423
Yeah.
1034
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,825
What does she see in him?
1035
00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:47,040
But I almost got you fired.
1036
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:48,241
Oh, no.
1037
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:49,698
No, I got me fired.
1038
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,178
Instead of being my own person,
1039
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,381
my person was
impersonating your person.
1040
00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:56,216
I don't follow you.
And I don't follow you.
1041
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,417
Isn't that great?
1042
00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:59,241
Oh. Far out. Mm.
1043
00:48:01,946 --> 00:48:03,226
Come on, Vanessa.
1044
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,627
Okay, Gopher. Time to pay up.
1045
00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:10,196
Uh-huh. The captain only
picked on you 19 times.
1046
00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,732
One short.
1047
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:14,134
That means you owe
us 50 bucks apiece.
1048
00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:15,402
Come on, pay up.
1049
00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:16,503
Gopher.
1050
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,505
Thank you, sir.
1051
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:19,906
And thank you.
1052
00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:22,242
That will be $50 apiece, please.
1053
00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:23,944
Don't worry, you'll
all get a receipt.
1054
00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:25,078
Oh, yeah, sure. Oh, shoot.
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