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Previously on
The L Word: Generation Q...
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- [GRUNTS]
- Oh, shit!
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[TESS] You should not be
fucking around in here.
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[SHANE] I'll just stay
out of your way then.
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- You kind of have a pattern.
- Is that what you think about?
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- When you think about me?
- Sometimes.
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Contestant three, I choose you!
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- [CONFETTI POPPING]
- [ALICE] You're not regular.
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- [TAYLOR] Yes, I am.
- [ALICE] Well, so am I.
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There's a 45-foot
picture of you outside.
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Guess who's coming to
town tonight? Roxy!
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- [QUIETLY] She is into you.
- [DANI] Do you want to go home with me?
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[ROXY] I'm halfway out the door, baby.
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I just can't stop
thinking about this person.
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[SOPHIE] When are you gonna
stop punishing me, Fin?
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[PATTY] I don't want to be your patient.
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[TESS] Mom, I don't mind.
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[PATTY] I want to go
live in the nursing home.
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- I want to have a baby.
- [MICAH] My mom
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doesn't even know we're dating yet.
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[BELLA] So, who's the guy?
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[ANGIE] It's just the fact that
it's really new and nobody knows.
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- Okay.
- [BELLA] A secret boyfriend?
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- Who are you?
- I can show you who I am.
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[TAYLOR] Well, it's not a bad start.
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[SHANE] As much as I'd like to, I can't.
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- Fuck you, Shane.
- ♪ I don't find trouble ♪
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- Ah!
- ♪ Yeah, trouble finds me ♪
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♪ Ladies make the ♪
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♪ Ladies, ladies ♪
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♪ Ladies make, ladies
make the world go round ♪
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Yeah, I couldn't get middle seats,
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but I did get a row where
there's no one behind us,
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so we don't have to worry about
people kicking our seats.
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[SHANE OVER PHONE] Yeah,
yeah, that sounds good.
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- I'll just...
- I'll find you guys when I get there.
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[ALICE] Oh, it's just us.
Um, Taylor's got to work.
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But, can you please not be late?
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'Cause you know how I
like to watch the previews.
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I know that. I know, I
know, I know. I promise.
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I'm gonna be there at 7:30 sharp.
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Okay. I'm gonna get two
popcorns though, 'cause I don't
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like to share. But then
sometimes I'm like, should I
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- get a medium...
- Okay, okay, bye.
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- Oh...
- Hi. How are you?
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I just started packing
these for your mom.
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Okay.
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Are those... ?
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[TESS SIGHS]
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I-I think we should talk... about this.
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I don't really have anything
to say to you right now.
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- All right. I just, uh...
- (BUZZING)
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- I don't know...
- Oh. Oh, my God!
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- What?
- Is that a bee?
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- What?
- Oh, my God. Go!
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Get it.
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Okay, I got it, I got
it, I got it, I got it.
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Well, don't kill it.
Wh-What are you doing?
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- It's right there.
- Okay, yes.
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Who said anything about killing it?
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- Hold on.
- Okay, well, just, I don't know.
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They're just endangered or whatever.
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- Okay, good.
- It's fine.
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- I wasn't gonna kill it.
- [SIGHS] Fine.
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Can you open the door?
Tess, do you want me
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to release it here in the kitchen?
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- Okay, no, but just...
- Open the door. Come on.
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- Keep... Wait.
- What?
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Keep it away from me.
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- Come on, come on, come on.
- How do you fucking do this?
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I know, I know, it sticks. Just open it.
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Oh, goddamn it.
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- No, don't get it near me.
- All right.
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- It's all right.
- Okay, but just wait, let me,
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let me close the door first.
Let me close the door first.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay, go.
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- (BUZZING)
- All right, it's gone.
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Are you all right? We survived.
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- Whew.
- Are you allergic?
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I just, I've never
seen you act like this.
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I don't know. Maybe.
Those plants need watering.
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What?
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- What?
- This is locked.
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No, it's not.
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It's jammed. It's not locked.
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- [RATTLING]
- [GRUNTING]
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- It's locked.
- Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
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Please tell me you
have your phone on you.
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- Do you?
- No.
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Are we fucking trapped
out here together?
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Well, it's certainly
feeling that way. Yeah.
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You're fucking kidding me. Oh, my God.
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Uh-uh, no. Hello!
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What, um, what is his name?
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- Harvey.
- Harvey!
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The-the wife, the wife...
What is the wife's name?
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Ellen.
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Ellen! Why the fuck...
They are never home!
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Mack. Mack. Mack!
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Mack! Mack!
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There we go. Come on.
Be the hero, Mack. Be the hero.
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Honey, up here. High-five
me. Come on, baby, high five.
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- Paw.
- [TESS] Oh, my God.
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- [SHANE] Paw, Mack, paw.
- As if the dog can open the door.
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Do you have a better suggestion?
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Mack, come on, big boy.
Come on. Come on.
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- Come up here.
- Oh, my God, is anybody
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- gonna find us out here?
- Listen to your mom.
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Mack, Mack. Mack... No, Mack.
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Ah, fuck!
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[SIGHS] You wanted to talk, right?
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Okay, let's talk.
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♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪
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♪ I know you're danger ♪
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♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪
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♪ I'm falling, fading ♪
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♪ And seeing angels ♪
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♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪
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_
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- G, are you busy?
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Please say no 'cause I
kind of have a she-mergency.
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- What? What happened?
- Promise you won't judge me?
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- I promise. Wh... ?
- Um, okay,
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So I was at the Lambda Chi house
and one of the baseball guys
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- was eyeing me.
- Uh-huh.
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I love how the booty
looks in those pants.
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I'm not sure I can help
you out with that one but...
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We started making out in his room.
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He had, like, no bedsheets, by the way.
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- Ew. I...
- Angie...
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there's a condom stuck inside me
and you got to help me get it out.
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Please.
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- ♪ Something about that ♪
- A what?
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
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[SOPHIE] Okay, so...
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what do you want to know?
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Oh, man, okay.
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[CHUCKLES] Um...
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- What's their name?
- Um, Dre.
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- She has a hot person's name.
- No, that is not
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a hot person's name.
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No. No.
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They're not hot.
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Okay.
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That actually makes me
feel a little bit better.
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Okay, good. Good.
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Um, how did you meet them?
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- Um, I-I met them on Hinge.
- Hinge? When did you join Hinge?
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After you left rehab
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and decided you were
gonna stay at sober living.
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Up in the Bay.
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- I got lonely.
- [SIGHS]
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- Uh, how many times?
- How many times, what?
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How many times did you sleep together?
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- Once.
- So, you had a one-night stand?
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[SOPHIE] Basically.
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- What does that mean?
- We...
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we slept together once,
but we hung out twice.
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Okay, so you liked them
enough to... call them again.
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I guess so.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Uh...
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- Why did it end?
- Because I was in love with you.
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[SCOFFS]
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And I told them that,
and then that was it.
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- [FINLEY] Yeah?
- Yeah.
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[FINLEY] Okay.
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- Right answer.
- [BOTH CHUCKLING]
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- Why didn't you just tell me?
- [GENTLE MUSIC]
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Because... you were doing so well and...
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I didn't want to be the
reason you weren't doing well.
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[SIGHS]
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Are they as charming as I am?
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- No!
- [LAUGHS]
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No way.
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- Got nothing on you.
- Yeah?
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[UPBEAT, ENERGETIC MUSIC]
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Yeah. No, I love you, too.
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I said I love you, too.
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Okay, yeah.
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Okay, bye. [LAUGHS]
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She knows. My mom
knows that we're dating.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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How scared should I be of Grace?
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No, she's... she's totally into it.
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- Come on.
- Oh, my...
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- Should we celebrate?
- Sure.
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You want to find a sperm donor?
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Whoa, that is way better
than what I was going to say.
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What were you going to say?
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- Organize the Tupperware drawer?
- Oh, yeah.
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Okay, well, maybe we
could be wild and do both.
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Can we be in bed by 9:00?
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- Maybe, uh... 8:30?
- [LAUGHS] Shut up. What a dream!
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Okay. I'll get started on the lids.
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Okay. Mwah.
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[GENTLE, OPTIMISTIC MUSIC]
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No, no. I don't want to
hear how sorry you are.
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- Okay, then, what do you want to hear?
- Nothing, actually.
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There's nothing that you could say.
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- So just...
- Okay.
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Then I'll say nothing, and
then you'll say nothing.
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- And sure, yeah. That sounds like fun.
- Yeah, it does.
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- I know you're thinking something.
- I'm thinking that I'm an idiot.
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- You're not an idiot.
- Oh, yes, I am.
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Because I knew about you.
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- Your reputation. Everybody does.
- [SCOFFS]
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But what-what I don't
understand is this...
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Is this really what you do?
Is this really who you are?
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- You know who I am.
- I thought I did.
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- I also thought that you loved me.
- I do love you.
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You have a really fucked-up
way of showing it, Shane.
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You're right. I do.
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I understand that.
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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I didn't.
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Well, you failed miserably at that then.
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I do... want to know why though.
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Just an old pattern.
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- Yes, but why?
- I don't know why.
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Okay.
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Then how about you take
this time while we're locked out
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here on your fucking patio
and think about it.
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[ANGIE] Okay, so what
the website said to do
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is to get into the position
that you would to put in a tampon.
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Okay.
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Wait, that's how you put in a tampon?
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- How do you do it?
- Like this.
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Oh.
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Okay, and then it said
you need to, like, put your fi...
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Two fingers, and like a, like a hooking,
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like a hook, hook, hooking situation.
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- Okay.
- To try to get it out.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Mm.
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[PULSING, INTRIGUING MUSIC]
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Mm, I-I can't tell what's
me and what's the condom.
240
00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:11,485
- Just feel for something slimy.
- Well, everything is slimy. [GRUNTS]
241
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:13,196
- Ow, ow, ow.
- Oh, no, what's wrong?
242
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,447
- What's wrong?
- Mm.
243
00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,282
I picked the wrong day
to get my claws done.
244
00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:18,408
Ow! Okay, okay. This isn't working.
245
00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,077
- [PANTING]
- Just calm down.
246
00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:21,228
Just calm down.
247
00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:23,361
That's, like, the main
thing. You're okay.
248
00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,800
- Okay, okay.
- Take a deep breath.
249
00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,167
Okay, okay.
250
00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:29,768
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
251
00:11:33,381 --> 00:11:35,492
- Angie?
- What?
252
00:11:36,636 --> 00:11:40,288
Will you please get it out for me?
253
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,575
♪ Gotta move things
forward, everywhere I go ♪
254
00:11:43,913 --> 00:11:46,622
[ROXY OVER VOICE MAIL]
Hey, D-bag, it's Roxy.
255
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:48,747
I caught an early flight to Costa Rica.
256
00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:51,466
Good job crying it out the other night.
The real deal is gonna happen
257
00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:53,177
- for you soon. Trust me.
- No, no, no. Oh, yo! Yo!
258
00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:55,196
- Whoa, bro!
- Hey, hey, hey. Watch it!
259
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,366
- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
- [EXHALES] Oh, shit.
260
00:11:58,653 --> 00:11:59,904
You good?
261
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,245
♪ Yeah, I get it, it's
all happening quickly ♪
262
00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,145
Yeah.
263
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,455
The scooter almost
took you out. [LAUGHS]
264
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,540
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
265
00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:08,400
♪ When I'm crying all night ♪
266
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,711
I think you might have
just saved my life.
267
00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:12,320
[CHUCKLES]
268
00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:14,072
♪ From my mouth, huh? ♪
269
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,449
I feel like I should kiss you right now.
270
00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:18,892
But, I mean, I won't
271
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:22,305
because this is real life
and not a shitty rom-com.
272
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,040
♪ I'm trying, I'm trying hard ♪
273
00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:28,878
♪ Still you managed to
get me with my guard down ♪
274
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,090
♪ How? How? How? ♪
275
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:35,969
♪ I like it, don't stop now ♪
276
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,471
I'm so sorry. [LAUGHING]
277
00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:40,533
No, no, no. No. Don't, don't apologize.
278
00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:41,867
- I'm sorry. [LAUGHS]
- No...
279
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,312
I just, I didn't mean to
just kiss you, it just...
280
00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:46,964
♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪
281
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,708
[ANNOUNCER] Next up, we have...
282
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:52,357
What do you think? You gonna, uh...
sign up, serenade me again?
283
00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,863
[LAUGHS] That was a good move, okay?
284
00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:56,214
- It was.
- It sure was.
285
00:12:56,239 --> 00:12:59,251
It worked. I believe I went
home with you that night.
286
00:12:59,276 --> 00:13:01,928
- Oh, you sure did.
- You got me.
287
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,496
Where's my song?
288
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,749
Oh, you do not want to
hear this bad boy sing.
289
00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:07,001
- Yes, I do.
- No.
290
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:10,462
Sing for me, please.
Sing something in my ear. Go.
291
00:13:10,503 --> 00:13:14,132
- [SINGS GOOFILY]
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
292
00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:16,885
Okay, stop, stop, you're
hotter when you don't.
293
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,236
Okay. See, I told you.
294
00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:19,822
- [LAUGHS]
- But I do have something
295
00:13:19,846 --> 00:13:22,640
that, um, you might like way better
296
00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:26,370
- that I've been thinking about all day.
- Yeah, what?
297
00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,288
You want to meet me in
the back office in ten?
298
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:36,237
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm the, uh, big boss tonight.
299
00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:40,367
- Ooh, big boss. Big boss lady.
- Yeah, I'm in charge.
300
00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,552
[DANI] Ew.
301
00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:42,678
- [FINLEY] Oh. Sorry.
- [SOPHIE] Sorry.
302
00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,246
- I'm kidding. Hi.
- Hi.
303
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:48,917
- Uh, can I get you anything?
- Yes. I'll have a tequila rocks.
304
00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:51,436
- Okay. Nothing cheap.
- Okay. No, I know, bud.
305
00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,381
I've been to your house.
Okay? [CLUCKS TONGUE]
306
00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:56,257
- Okay.
- So, uh...
307
00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:57,818
- Wait, where's Roxy?
- Oh, she's...
308
00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:00,112
she's off to Costa Rica
because of course she is.
309
00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:03,765
Can I tell you something
without you being totally judgy?
310
00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,601
- Uh, when have I ever?
- Okay.
311
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:10,414
- I just kissed this really hot person.
- [CHUCKLING] What?
312
00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,315
- Yeah.
- Okay.
313
00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,626
I'm thinking maybe I'll have, like a,
314
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,194
- like a hot girl autumn or something?
- Oh, my God.
315
00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:19,030
- I love this for you!
- They saved my life.
316
00:14:19,055 --> 00:14:20,157
- Did I mention that?
- No.
317
00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:22,417
I was literally like J.Lo
in The Wedding Planner.
318
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,342
Oh, my God, you get to be
J.Lo in The Wedding Planner?
319
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,038
I fucking love that movie.
320
00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:28,307
- Me too!
- Wait,
321
00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:30,959
but also problematic
culturally... [HISSES]
322
00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,362
Oh, yeah, but everything
in the 2000s kind of was.
323
00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:36,073
[SOPHIE] I know. What, what?
She was playing an Italian person.
324
00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,737
- J.Lo is Puerto Rican!
- Right.
325
00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:40,069
And what was that, the-the
guy with the shitty accent?
326
00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:43,096
- Oh, my God, what was his name?
- [BOTH] Massimo!
327
00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:44,222
[BOTH LAUGHING]
328
00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,391
- Oh, my God.
- So cheesy.
329
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,310
Oh, God, we loved
Massimo. Oh, my God, wait.
330
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,580
What did J.Lo say when
Matthew McConaughey
331
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:53,582
saved her fucking life? It was, um...
332
00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:56,443
Oh, she goes, she goes, "You saved...
333
00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,778
[BOTH] ... my shoe."
334
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,697
[LAUGHS]
335
00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:04,826
Wow, we have a ton of options here.
336
00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:07,396
Well, the, uh, the rock
climber sounded promising.
337
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,311
Eh, he's only five-seven.
338
00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:12,167
Six-plus or bust. We are
not messing around here.
339
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,543
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
340
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,396
- Are you serious?
- I mean,
341
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,733
why not? If you have the option to.
342
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,774
My family are all shorties.
343
00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:23,178
- We have to average it out somehow.
- Right. Okay.
344
00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:24,888
Okay, I definitely think
345
00:15:24,913 --> 00:15:26,958
that we should go with
the athletic body type.
346
00:15:26,983 --> 00:15:31,853
- This is weird. It's weird. It's weird.
- Why?
347
00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:34,065
- It kind of feels like eugenics.
- What?
348
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,040
- No! Ew, no.
- Come on.
349
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,680
I'm sorry but, you know,
choosing physical traits,
350
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,045
- it's-it's weird, right?
- No, it's not.
351
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:46,326
Look, we have a chance to
design the perfect baby.
352
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,369
[SIGHS]
353
00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:51,539
Yeah, it's eugenics.
354
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,225
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
355
00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:56,252
Um, also, this is insane.
356
00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:59,899
- Why do we have so much Tupperware?
- We have a problem.
357
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:03,219
[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING]
358
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:18,149
Oh. Shane!
359
00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:19,901
Psst, Shane!
360
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:22,028
Oh.
361
00:16:22,436 --> 00:16:24,105
That's not Shane.
362
00:16:29,285 --> 00:16:30,888
[TAYLOR] It makes sense, but, like,
363
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,248
this is like wax and
sugar. Is this good?
364
00:16:33,289 --> 00:16:35,165
Oh, yeah, that's great.
365
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,419
[INTRIGUING MUSIC]
366
00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:41,005
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
367
00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,178
You can have the salty popcorn.
368
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:54,247
_
369
00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:59,374
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
370
00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:02,235
[TESS] Sex always means something.
371
00:17:02,277 --> 00:17:05,238
To me it really is... just sex.
372
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,163
So what, are you like proposing
we do ENM or something?
373
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:12,161
- I don't know what that is.
- Ethical Non-Monogamy.
374
00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:15,653
- It's like multiple partners.
- No, no, no, no, no. I just...
375
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:22,894
- I wanted you.
- Well, it does not feel like that.
376
00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:28,409
Are you an addict?
377
00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:32,306
- I don't know.
- Because when I think about
378
00:17:32,331 --> 00:17:36,214
your behavior like that, like,
it makes more sense to me.
379
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,715
M-Maybe I am.
380
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,747
O-Okay.
381
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,700
- Okay, then...
- It's not that simple though.
382
00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:52,473
It's just, it's been a lot.
383
00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:55,622
Hasn't it?
384
00:17:56,211 --> 00:18:00,141
- Admit that. Please.
- Uh, okay.
385
00:18:00,227 --> 00:18:01,961
When you moved in here, it was great.
386
00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:04,672
It was. And then, and
then your mom comes.
387
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,108
Oh, my God, that is not fair.
388
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,652
You said that you wanted her to move in.
389
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,207
[SHANE] Wait, wait. No,
no, no, no, no. Let me finish.
390
00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,359
I'm glad she came here.
391
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:17,525
And I'm so happy we could
help her. I don't regret that.
392
00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,146
We also have Dana's.
393
00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,432
And then you want a
second bar. [CHUCKLING]
394
00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:25,719
And somewhere within all of that...
395
00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:28,832
you changed.
396
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,477
And you stopped seeing me.
397
00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:35,912
I'm not trying to blame you.
398
00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:38,206
I'm just trying to explain this.
399
00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:42,102
- There was a disconnect.
- [TESS] Yes. Okay, yes.
400
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:46,255
Like, it's... It's been hard.
401
00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:50,196
But you know what
I did when I started
402
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,402
feeling like it was too much?
403
00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:56,912
I wrote in my fucking
journal, Shane.
404
00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:59,661
I didn't go out and
fuck the first person
405
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:01,891
that showed me some kind of attention.
406
00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:07,677
- I know. You're right.
- Yeah, no shit, I'm right.
407
00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:09,987
[SIGHS]
408
00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:11,965
[SOPHIE] Anyway, how's work?
409
00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:13,717
- It's good.
- Yeah?
410
00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:15,135
Yeah, um, I'm actually throwing
411
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,096
Fletcher's album release
party in a couple of weeks.
412
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:17,954
Fletcher?
413
00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:19,598
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I come?
414
00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:22,174
- Yeah, everyone can come.
- Wow.
415
00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:24,752
Yeah, I feel like things
are finally turning around.
416
00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:27,046
- [CLUCKS TONGUE]
- Yeah.
417
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:29,006
Can you, can you play this one?
418
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,859
- I'll give you the signal.
- All right.
419
00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:31,884
Oh, my God. That's them.
420
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:33,821
[DRE] Dang, this mic is high.
421
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,179
Let me just...
422
00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:36,764
There we go.
423
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,409
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
424
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,434
I know, right?
425
00:19:39,475 --> 00:19:41,436
Hey, everybody. I'm Dre.
426
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:45,606
- [APPLAUSE]
- That's... that's them.
427
00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:50,611
That's, that's, that's the
person I slept with when...
428
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:51,654
No.
429
00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:54,574
- Yes.
- [DRE] Okay...
430
00:19:54,615 --> 00:19:59,250
- No.
- Fuck, I have to find Finley. Fuck!
431
00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:03,072
[TENSE MUSIC]
432
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,361
[SOPHIE] Hey, um...
433
00:20:11,264 --> 00:20:16,336
It's... okay, look, it's not a big
deal or anything like that, but...
434
00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:21,160
- I missed you.
- [DRE] ♪ I don't want to be ♪
435
00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:23,978
- ♪ Alone tonight ♪
- I missed you, too.
436
00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:29,827
♪ It's pretty clear that
I'm not over you ♪
437
00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:36,491
♪ I'm still thinking
'bout the things you do ♪
438
00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:37,658
[CROWD WHOOPING]
439
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,912
♪ So I don't want to be alone tonight ♪
440
00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:44,207
♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪
441
00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:45,709
[HEAVY BREATHING]
442
00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:48,644
♪ Can you light the fire ♪
443
00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:50,379
♪ I need somebody ♪
444
00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:52,748
♪ Who can take control ♪
445
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:57,553
♪ I know exactly what I need to do ♪
446
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,698
♪ 'Cause I don't want to be ♪
447
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,433
♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪
448
00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:05,478
♪ Alone tonight ♪
449
00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:07,814
♪ Look what you made me do ♪
450
00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:10,400
♪ I'm with somebody new ♪
451
00:21:10,425 --> 00:21:12,068
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
452
00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:14,946
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
453
00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:17,657
♪ Look what you made me do ♪
454
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,617
♪ I'm with somebody new ♪
455
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,619
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
456
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:25,299
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
457
00:21:27,422 --> 00:21:31,134
♪ I wasn't even going out tonight ♪
458
00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:34,048
♪ But, girl, I need to get you ♪
459
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,117
♪ Off my mind ♪
460
00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:41,138
♪ I know exactly what I have to do ♪
461
00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,658
♪ I don't want to be ♪
462
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,726
♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪
463
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:48,855
♪ Alone... ♪
464
00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:52,091
- [PANTING]
- I'm sorry.
465
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,194
- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah, I just...
466
00:21:55,236 --> 00:21:59,006
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- It's okay. Are you okay?
467
00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:01,791
Um... [SIGHS]
468
00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:05,913
I just don't think that I can, um,
469
00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,432
- I can do this right now, um...
- No problem.
470
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,726
We don't have to do
anything you don't want to.
471
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,419
[PANTING]
472
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:15,923
♪ Dancing with a stranger ♪
473
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:18,134
They're here.
474
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,319
- Who's here?
- Dre.
475
00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:23,222
♪ Look what you made me do ♪
476
00:22:23,306 --> 00:22:25,600
- ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪
- Look...
477
00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:27,435
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
478
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:30,187
- ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
- Finley...
479
00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:32,773
- ♪ Look what you made me do ♪
- Wait.
480
00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:35,192
♪ I'm with somebody new ♪
481
00:22:35,276 --> 00:22:37,069
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
482
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:40,430
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
483
00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:41,824
[CHEERING]
484
00:22:41,908 --> 00:22:45,620
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
485
00:22:46,746 --> 00:22:50,791
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
486
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,377
♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪
487
00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,421
[ALARM BLARING]
488
00:22:57,649 --> 00:22:59,859
[CROWD MURMURING]
489
00:22:59,884 --> 00:23:03,304
Have you ever been to therapy?
490
00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:06,871
No.
491
00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,400
Well, would you consider it?
492
00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:10,967
Yeah, I mean...
493
00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:14,701
if I thought it would help.
494
00:23:16,207 --> 00:23:19,794
- I'm not against it.
- It does work.
495
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:25,137
I know that... you have
been through... so much.
496
00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:28,801
I try to remind myself of that
497
00:23:28,826 --> 00:23:33,091
every... every time I
think about that you...
498
00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:41,338
- Just say it. I cheated on you. Right?
- Yes, that you cheated.
499
00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:44,365
We've all been through a lot.
500
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,975
All of us.
501
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,795
But we all don't hurt
people the way that you do.
502
00:23:50,607 --> 00:23:52,353
And that's nobody else's fault.
503
00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:54,164
- I'm not saying it is.
- Okay, so you need to
504
00:23:54,188 --> 00:23:58,335
- take responsibility for that.
- I am taking responsibility for it.
505
00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:00,337
- Have I been denying this?
- No.
506
00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:05,404
You're taking responsibility
for it now because you feel bad.
507
00:24:07,283 --> 00:24:09,870
So what happens when
that feeling disappears,
508
00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:12,139
and you're not feeling so bad about it?
509
00:24:12,466 --> 00:24:14,434
Are you still gonna want to
take responsibility for it?
510
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,103
Because that's what has to happen
511
00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:17,837
in order for you to change.
512
00:24:18,753 --> 00:24:21,823
And I need you to change.
513
00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:23,884
I want you to change.
514
00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:27,054
Like, but, is that, is that
something that you want?
515
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:29,093
Do you want to change?
516
00:24:32,852 --> 00:24:34,228
[ALARM BLARING]
517
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:37,106
Yeah, everybody just
make your way to the exit.
518
00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:38,065
Thank you.
519
00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,675
Please, leave your drinks.
520
00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,085
Night, night's over. I'm so sorry.
521
00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:42,653
This-this isn't a drill.
522
00:24:42,695 --> 00:24:45,281
We appreciate the business.
Just make your way calmly.
523
00:24:45,364 --> 00:24:47,259
- Please. Just, uh... Thank you.
- All right. All right.
524
00:24:47,283 --> 00:24:50,202
All right, Fin, Fin, Fin, please,
can we just talk about this?
525
00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:53,039
I can't hear you. The-the
alarm is going off.
526
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,865
I saw you pull the alarm, okay?
527
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,010
I need, I need you
to leave the premises.
528
00:24:57,035 --> 00:24:58,854
I didn't know that they
were going to be here.
529
00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:01,964
- I didn't know.
- Please. Go, go!
530
00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,151
It's for your own safety, ma'am, please.
531
00:25:04,175 --> 00:25:05,384
Fin, come on.
532
00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:08,554
I need you to exit the building, please!
533
00:25:08,579 --> 00:25:10,823
Just get out, please.
534
00:25:10,848 --> 00:25:12,892
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING]
535
00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,978
[SOMBER MUSIC]
536
00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:26,030
["SLOPPY" BY KING MALA]
537
00:25:26,113 --> 00:25:28,133
♪ God called, she said
I'm headed straight ♪
538
00:25:28,157 --> 00:25:30,451
- ♪ Into the fire... ♪
- [SIREN WAILING]
539
00:25:30,476 --> 00:25:31,660
Fuck.
540
00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:35,956
♪ I like the way that it burns,
karma keeps showing up... ♪
541
00:25:35,998 --> 00:25:39,359
- You want to grab dinner?
- Um...
542
00:25:40,795 --> 00:25:42,588
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
543
00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:45,566
I can't. Actually.
544
00:25:45,591 --> 00:25:48,302
You're right. We should
probably just go back to mine
545
00:25:48,344 --> 00:25:49,887
and finish what we started.
546
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,098
- [LAUGHS] Okay.
- Okay?
547
00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:53,516
[BOTH LAUGHING]
548
00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:56,143
I'm just saying, this
night could be over.
549
00:25:56,227 --> 00:25:58,121
My adrenaline is fucking pumping.
550
00:25:58,204 --> 00:26:00,331
I never performed in L.A. before.
551
00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:02,539
And fire alarm or not,
that crowd was dope.
552
00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:06,320
- Where do you usually perform?
- My house. TikTok.
553
00:26:06,362 --> 00:26:11,718
Tiny-ass venues in Ohio.
A retirement home in Akron. Yeah.
554
00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:15,412
You're really good.
I think you're great, actually.
555
00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:17,915
- I'm glad you liked it.
- Unfortunately,
556
00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:21,162
you did sleep with
my ex, and I'm really
557
00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:24,463
not into being anyone's
second choice, so...
558
00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:26,590
♪ I tried it all... ♪
559
00:26:27,144 --> 00:26:29,927
Wait, wait. I've been
here for six months,
560
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,363
how could I have slept with your ex?
561
00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:33,931
[SOPHIE] Hey, Dani, can I get a ride?
562
00:26:33,956 --> 00:26:35,533
♪ In a choke hold ♪
563
00:26:35,558 --> 00:26:38,519
♪ If life is gonna fuck me... ♪
564
00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:42,982
Hey, uh... nice to see you again.
565
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,318
[DRE] Hey. Yeah.
566
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,738
- Cool.
- It was nice to meet you.
567
00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:52,032
♪ If life is ♪
568
00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:55,035
♪ Gonna fuck me, it better ♪
569
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,120
That's it?
570
00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:58,080
♪ Call me mommy... ♪
571
00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:00,499
No, actually.
572
00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:05,754
Um... if you ever need
a publicist, hit me up.
573
00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:09,717
A publicist? Wonderful.
574
00:27:10,642 --> 00:27:12,560
Great.
575
00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:16,073
[LAUGHING]
576
00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:18,100
♪ Chaos... ♪
577
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,794
A publicist, bro?
578
00:27:20,819 --> 00:27:22,070
[GROANS]
579
00:27:22,229 --> 00:27:25,191
All right. I see you, Dani.
580
00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:27,234
Shoot. [LAUGHS]
581
00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:29,720
[EXHALES] Okay.
582
00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:36,202
- What, what's wrong?
- I'm afraid I'll hurt you.
583
00:27:36,282 --> 00:27:38,722
Well, I thought you knew
your way around down there.
584
00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:41,600
Well, the thing is, my
high school girlfriend and I,
585
00:27:41,624 --> 00:27:44,056
we, like, did stuff, but we didn't...
586
00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:47,171
- Oh, you've never had sex?
- Technically, no.
587
00:27:47,254 --> 00:27:49,191
- No shame.
- No, but, yeah.
588
00:27:49,215 --> 00:27:50,758
We just never really felt ready.
589
00:27:50,841 --> 00:27:52,736
Okay, but you want to
bone your new guy or no?
590
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,430
That's, like, a big question
to ask before I penetrate you.
591
00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:59,183
[CHUCKLES] Okay, it felt natch to me.
592
00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:00,392
Well, he asked me to go away
593
00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:02,829
- with him and I...
- OMG, are you gonna do it?
594
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,321
- I want to but...
- But what?
595
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,391
Ask me anything. I'm an open book.
596
00:28:11,509 --> 00:28:14,751
I just don't even know
like how it starts.
597
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,860
Okay.
598
00:28:16,215 --> 00:28:17,813
My experience is, like,
599
00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:20,263
it will be super awkward and quiet,
600
00:28:20,287 --> 00:28:22,140
and then I'll lean in
and kiss whoever it is,
601
00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:23,558
and then it sort of
just goes from there.
602
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,796
- Cool.
- With consent, of course.
603
00:28:25,821 --> 00:28:27,429
Of course, yeah, we love consent.
604
00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:29,522
[CHUCKLES] We sure do.
Then clothes come off.
605
00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:32,488
You touch him. He touches you.
Usually, they're, like, a little off.
606
00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:35,695
- Off, how?
- Hmm, they miss. They think
607
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,239
they're on your clit and
they're rubbing your labio
608
00:28:37,263 --> 00:28:39,074
- like they're DJing in Ibiza.
- Ew.
609
00:28:39,098 --> 00:28:40,659
- [IMITATES DRUMBEAT]
- Stop it.
610
00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:42,935
- Stop doing that.
- [LAUGHING]
611
00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,747
Oh, yeah. Boys are usually
total dummies about sex.
612
00:28:45,771 --> 00:28:47,999
You just have to guide
them a little bit.
613
00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:51,044
Tell them what you like.
Like, literally, spell it out for them.
614
00:28:51,082 --> 00:28:53,184
PowerPoint presentation that pussy.
615
00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,470
And I'll just know what I want.
616
00:28:56,809 --> 00:28:59,702
[BELLA] Yeah, you got
to trust your instincts.
617
00:28:59,743 --> 00:29:01,520
You probably know a
lot more than you think.
618
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,831
- Okay.
- Okay.
619
00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:06,166
- I'm ready.
- Okay.
620
00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,275
[LAUGHING]
621
00:29:07,418 --> 00:29:09,479
Okay, please let me know if I hurt you.
622
00:29:09,503 --> 00:29:11,005
Mm-hmm. Just-just do it.
623
00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:13,674
- Do it.
- Okay. Ready? Here we go.
624
00:29:13,699 --> 00:29:16,619
[HUMMING]
625
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,512
[EXHALES]
626
00:29:19,835 --> 00:29:21,670
Mm. Mm.
627
00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:24,244
- I got it. I got it!
- Oh, my God!
628
00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:26,562
- Thank you!
- Oh, my God, ew, ew, ew.
629
00:29:26,603 --> 00:29:29,106
I knew you could do it!
I knew you could do it!
630
00:29:29,148 --> 00:29:30,941
I feel really accomplished!
631
00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,376
- Yes!
- Oh.
632
00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:35,321
- Good, good. Oh, my God.
- Wow. Wow.
633
00:29:35,362 --> 00:29:40,409
Oh, well, now you just got to do
a little something for yourself.
634
00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:41,686
Like what?
635
00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:45,055
Like this.
636
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,541
- Here.
- ♪ Yeah, we are fired up. ♪
637
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,960
[MOVIE PLAYING QUIETLY]
638
00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:52,212
[QUIET CHATTER]
639
00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:56,050
Uh, excuse me, can you please move?
640
00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:59,403
- I'm trying to watch the movie.
- Oh, it's just gonna take a second.
641
00:29:59,428 --> 00:30:04,141
- You're being rude.
- I'm trying to spy on my girlfriend.
642
00:30:04,231 --> 00:30:05,608
[QUIET CHATTER CONTINUES]
643
00:30:05,642 --> 00:30:07,162
Hey, actually, what do you think?
644
00:30:07,186 --> 00:30:09,122
You think they look
like they're on a date?
645
00:30:09,595 --> 00:30:10,689
Or do you think that could be,
646
00:30:10,731 --> 00:30:13,734
like, her cousin or
something? It's hard to tell.
647
00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:14,817
I can't...
648
00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:17,488
I can't really tell from here. Can you?
649
00:30:17,529 --> 00:30:18,923
[ACTRESS] That's the most exciting thing
650
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,450
- anyone's ever done for me.
- [DOLORES] Ooh.
651
00:30:21,475 --> 00:30:23,852
Well, let's hope
they're not full-blood.
652
00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:26,570
What the actual fuck, Taylor?
653
00:30:26,595 --> 00:30:30,000
- You're on a date?
- Alice? What are you doing here?
654
00:30:30,084 --> 00:30:33,462
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
655
00:30:33,487 --> 00:30:35,814
[ACTOR] Are you crazy?
656
00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:39,216
- Hey, hey. You lied to me.
- Sit down, lady.
657
00:30:39,241 --> 00:30:42,711
Okay, this is just gonna take a
second, sir, so just pipe down.
658
00:30:42,736 --> 00:30:46,387
You told me you were working
and you're clearly on a date.
659
00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:48,929
I know.
660
00:30:48,954 --> 00:30:51,614
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have
lied to you about having to work.
661
00:30:51,973 --> 00:30:55,180
[ALICE] Yeah, no shit.
I thought we were, like, a thing.
662
00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:56,652
We are a thing.
663
00:30:56,677 --> 00:30:59,463
And we can be a thing,
too. We just don't know yet,
664
00:30:59,488 --> 00:31:03,534
- because we're dating.
- Yeah, we're dating.
665
00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:07,254
Yes, this is dating. We date each
other and we date other people.
666
00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:09,030
Uh, since when?
667
00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:11,868
Since the beginning of
time, as far as I know.
668
00:31:11,893 --> 00:31:15,295
Well, I wish somebody
had told me. Namely you.
669
00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:18,073
I thought you knew.
And I definitely thought
670
00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:19,609
you were dating other people, too.
671
00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:22,020
- Why would you think that?
- I don't know.
672
00:31:22,045 --> 00:31:23,237
You're famous.
673
00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:24,489
- [GROANS]
- [PHONE CAMERA CLICKS]
674
00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:25,597
Who is she?
675
00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:27,242
- [ALICE] Okay...
- Is it Ellen?
676
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:30,394
No. Okay, that is
such a bullshit excuse.
677
00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,246
- I should just go.
- No.
678
00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:34,411
- What?
- No, you should stay.
679
00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:36,480
Alice...
680
00:31:36,859 --> 00:31:39,684
It's not an excuse.
Okay? It's just a fact.
681
00:31:40,112 --> 00:31:41,655
I like you.
682
00:31:41,697 --> 00:31:43,657
But I also like my regular life.
683
00:31:43,699 --> 00:31:46,743
And those two things
don't naturally go together
684
00:31:46,785 --> 00:31:48,680
because we just live
in different worlds.
685
00:31:48,727 --> 00:31:51,146
You with the reg...
Oh, my God, I'm normal.
686
00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:54,042
- I have normal friends.
- No. You're not.
687
00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:56,962
And you haven't been for so
long you can't even see it.
688
00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,672
No. No, you know what?
689
00:31:58,714 --> 00:32:00,733
I think you're looking
for things that are wrong
690
00:32:00,757 --> 00:32:02,092
because this is right.
691
00:32:02,134 --> 00:32:04,487
Did you ever think of that?
Did that ever occur to you?
692
00:32:04,511 --> 00:32:07,514
That maybe this is about
you and not about me?
693
00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:09,016
I just need to go slow.
694
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,852
You know, just turn
the heat down a little.
695
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,272
And I guess I just didn't
know how to tell you that.
696
00:32:15,297 --> 00:32:17,541
Well, this way sucked.
697
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,461
- For all of us.
- Sit down.
698
00:32:19,485 --> 00:32:20,837
- Oh, shut it, mister.
- Yeah.
699
00:32:20,861 --> 00:32:23,530
You never had a little
dating drama in your life?
700
00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:25,199
No.
701
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:30,537
I'm sorry... I lied to you. I really am.
702
00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:33,373
Yeah, I am, too.
703
00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:37,461
You like her more than me?
704
00:32:37,911 --> 00:32:38,973
Alice.
705
00:32:40,506 --> 00:32:42,211
You didn't have to answer that.
706
00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:45,485
Well, enjoy your movie.
707
00:32:49,442 --> 00:32:52,222
By the way, he dies in the end!
708
00:32:52,247 --> 00:32:55,292
- Come on, lady!
- [OTHERS SHOUTING]
709
00:32:55,610 --> 00:33:00,275
Okay, okay, let's just think
of another way to pick a donor.
710
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:04,029
Right? Let's, uh, not
focus on perfection.
711
00:33:04,619 --> 00:33:08,158
- What are we looking for?
- I guess you.
712
00:33:08,242 --> 00:33:09,368
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
713
00:33:09,451 --> 00:33:12,782
You have managed to both
flatter me and insult me?
714
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:15,707
- Only you can really do that.
- Oh, thanks.
715
00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:19,044
Okay, so, who are you?
716
00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:20,112
Uh...
717
00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:22,473
Okay, me, uh...
718
00:33:22,589 --> 00:33:25,259
Who am I? Um...
719
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,319
I am Chinese American.
720
00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:29,805
- That feels important.
- Of course.
721
00:33:30,047 --> 00:33:31,723
Uh, I don't know, I'm anxious.
722
00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:34,089
- [CHUCKLES]
- You want our kid to be anxious?
723
00:33:34,121 --> 00:33:37,236
No, no, of course not.
I'm just describing myself.
724
00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:39,731
- You like books.
- That's true. I do.
725
00:33:39,772 --> 00:33:42,401
But, I mean, is there
a section for that?
726
00:33:42,426 --> 00:33:46,280
I see, uh, favorites
animal, favorite person,
727
00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:48,381
education, food. I mean...
728
00:33:48,406 --> 00:33:51,914
[EXHALES] This is really making me sad.
729
00:33:53,682 --> 00:33:57,299
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
730
00:33:57,499 --> 00:33:59,686
You know, this was
supposed to be really fun,
731
00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:02,337
and it's just depressing, really.
732
00:34:02,379 --> 00:34:05,100
I just wish we could make a baby
733
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,259
that's part of you and part of me and...
734
00:34:07,301 --> 00:34:08,695
- Yeah, me too.
- [EXHALES SOFTLY]
735
00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:12,347
Cis-heads can just get drunk
and do this on accident,
736
00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:14,492
but we have to self-reflect and...
737
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,828
Oh, cis-heads definitely need
to be doing some self-reflecting, too.
738
00:34:17,852 --> 00:34:19,747
- And there should be a test.
- Right?
739
00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,583
There's a test for everything,
except to be a parent.
740
00:34:22,608 --> 00:34:25,068
- Any idiot could do it.
- Oh, and they do.
741
00:34:25,093 --> 00:34:28,250
- All the time.
- Okay, maybe we just have to
742
00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:30,174
figure out what we have in common.
743
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,952
So the baby, like, fits
in our family, you know?
744
00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:35,912
Yeah.
745
00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:38,057
- Yeah, I love that idea.
- Okay.
746
00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:43,587
Okay. All right. Well, let's
see if shit-talking is a category.
747
00:34:43,629 --> 00:34:45,964
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's right here.
748
00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:49,343
- Under religion.
- Wow. [LAUGHS]
749
00:34:50,029 --> 00:34:52,375
[TESS] I thought you were it for me.
750
00:34:54,723 --> 00:34:55,903
Yeah, I never...
751
00:34:57,184 --> 00:34:59,603
let myself think about the future.
752
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:03,749
'Cause my mom, she always
made all of these big promises,
753
00:35:03,774 --> 00:35:06,735
every time she got a new
gig, or met a new guy.
754
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,504
And... none of them
ever panned out. So...
755
00:35:11,446 --> 00:35:16,346
- I just stopped thinking long-term.
- [SHANE] Yep.
756
00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:20,290
And I've tried, but I've never
been able to think long-term.
757
00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:22,410
I let myself with you though.
758
00:35:24,795 --> 00:35:27,895
I... saw my life with you.
759
00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,635
Us getting old together.
760
00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:34,785
I've never been able
to do that with anyone.
761
00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,468
But it can't happen.
762
00:35:37,794 --> 00:35:39,004
Unless you really
763
00:35:39,029 --> 00:35:42,157
try to figure out why
it is you do what you do.
764
00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:44,540
Because if you don't,
we're just gonna end up
765
00:35:44,564 --> 00:35:47,002
right back here and
I can't do this again.
766
00:35:47,027 --> 00:35:49,367
It's just too painful.
Do you understand that?
767
00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:58,414
- I'm not happy, Tess.
- [SOFT, SOMBER MUSIC]
768
00:36:00,009 --> 00:36:01,886
[EXHALES SOFTLY]
769
00:36:06,113 --> 00:36:08,157
[SIGHS]
770
00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:12,140
- Hey. Tess.
- [CRYING]
771
00:36:21,017 --> 00:36:25,564
No, I'm so sorry, I can't
do this back-and-forth.
772
00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:27,820
I just, I need to get
off this fucking ride.
773
00:36:33,613 --> 00:36:36,283
- [LAUGHING]
- Oh, my God! No.
774
00:36:36,366 --> 00:36:38,952
Just not. Definitely.
775
00:36:38,977 --> 00:36:40,632
How do you even do that?
776
00:36:42,622 --> 00:36:46,585
- Hmm.
- [BELLA] Okay, uh... let's see.
777
00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:47,934
Oh, what about this one?
778
00:36:47,961 --> 00:36:49,731
- Yeah, I like her.
- Yeah.
779
00:36:49,755 --> 00:36:50,839
[BOTH GIGGLING]
780
00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:52,900
She's all like, I'm cute, I'm compact...
781
00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:55,255
And I get shit done.
782
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,928
- Sure.
- Yeah.
783
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,455
Oh, God, you're hilarious.
784
00:36:59,556 --> 00:37:00,599
He's lucky to have you.
785
00:37:01,514 --> 00:37:03,232
- [CHUCKLES] Thanks, Bella.
- Mm.
786
00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:05,896
- That's super sweet.
- Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES]
787
00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:08,440
Okay, purchased.
788
00:37:08,544 --> 00:37:13,048
- Oh, I should get one, too.
- But, like, in different colors.
789
00:37:13,528 --> 00:37:17,532
- So we don't mix them up.
- [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.
790
00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:20,619
- Such a good call. [LAUGHS]
- Thank you so much.
791
00:37:20,644 --> 00:37:24,273
Yep, yep. That is the right move.
792
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:29,543
[TESS SIGHS]
793
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:32,736
[DOOR OPENS]
794
00:37:32,922 --> 00:37:34,941
[FINLEY] Hey, Mack. Where's your mama?
795
00:37:34,966 --> 00:37:36,778
- Oh, my God.
- [FINLEY] Shane?
796
00:37:36,802 --> 00:37:38,887
Oh, my God. Finley!
797
00:37:38,969 --> 00:37:42,891
- Open, open the door, open the door.
- [FINLEY] Hi, okay.
798
00:37:42,974 --> 00:37:45,185
[LAUGHING]
799
00:37:46,828 --> 00:37:48,079
Hey.
800
00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:51,316
Oh, my God, I was wondering why
you weren't answering my texts.
801
00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:53,276
[TESS] Oh, God.
802
00:37:53,318 --> 00:37:57,155
- I, uh... what happened?
- [SHANE] Thank you.
803
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:04,204
I'm gonna get my stuff
and I'll take the dog.
804
00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,516
What? That's it? You're just gonna go?
805
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,081
Yeah.
806
00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:13,419
I don't know what else to do, Tess.
807
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,323
I can't keep hurting you, so...
808
00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:20,247
I think this is for the best.
809
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,682
[SLOW, SOMBER MUSIC]
810
00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:29,640
[QUIETLY] Oh, my God.
811
00:38:32,442 --> 00:38:34,361
[SIGHS]
812
00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:38,746
I had a shit day, too.
813
00:38:40,538 --> 00:38:41,765
It's okay.
814
00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:45,912
- Ready?
- Yeah.
815
00:38:45,996 --> 00:38:48,665
[MICAH SIGHS]
816
00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,400
[CLICKS]
817
00:38:51,004 --> 00:38:52,744
No fucking results?
818
00:38:52,794 --> 00:38:55,589
- [EXHALES]
- You got to be kidding me.
819
00:38:57,775 --> 00:38:59,433
Back to the Tupperware?
820
00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,881
Yeah.
821
00:39:08,935 --> 00:39:11,479
["DIFFERENT" BY WILD STORY]
822
00:39:13,064 --> 00:39:16,192
♪ Keep trying to fit inside the lines now ♪
823
00:39:16,276 --> 00:39:19,112
♪ What if we never do? ♪
824
00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:22,574
♪ Sick of standing on the outside ♪
825
00:39:22,616 --> 00:39:24,534
♪ Of a crowded room ♪
826
00:39:24,618 --> 00:39:27,203
♪ Rainbows in our eyes
can't seem to find ♪
827
00:39:27,245 --> 00:39:30,582
♪ The great divide and
get to the bottom ♪
828
00:39:30,624 --> 00:39:32,083
♪ Could be somebody else ♪
829
00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,628
♪ But who the hell
will tell themselves ♪
830
00:39:34,669 --> 00:39:37,631
- ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪
- _
831
00:39:38,558 --> 00:39:41,435
♪ Sometimes it feels like ♪
832
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:44,213
♪ Nobody is listening ♪
833
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,223
♪ Sharks in the water ♪
834
00:39:47,307 --> 00:39:49,434
♪ But I just keep swimming ♪
835
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,104
♪ We'll never fit in with the rest ♪
836
00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:55,440
♪ We've all got monsters under beds ♪
837
00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,526
- ♪ We'll never change it ♪
-[SIGHS]
838
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:02,829
♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪
839
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,909
♪ Would they notice if we got lost? ♪
840
00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:08,536
♪ If we disappeared? ♪
841
00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:11,873
♪ Tell me right after this rainstorm ♪
842
00:40:11,915 --> 00:40:14,292
♪ That the smoke will clear ♪
843
00:40:14,334 --> 00:40:15,794
♪ Looking at our dreams ♪
844
00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:18,046
♪ On movie screens and magazines ♪
845
00:40:18,129 --> 00:40:20,191
- [PHONE BUZZING]
- ♪ Don't see a reflection ♪
846
00:40:20,215 --> 00:40:21,633
♪ Could be somebody else ♪
847
00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:24,026
♪ But who the hell
will tell themselves ♪
848
00:40:24,051 --> 00:40:27,287
- Hey.
- ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪
849
00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,093
Outside? Here?
850
00:40:29,408 --> 00:40:30,640
Now?
851
00:40:32,154 --> 00:40:33,072
Okay.
852
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,355
♪ We'll never change it ♪
853
00:40:35,438 --> 00:40:38,024
♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪
854
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,129
[GROANS]
855
00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:46,551
- Sorry I closed the bar early.
- It's fine.
856
00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:50,414
- I'll pay you back whatever I lost.
- I'm sure it wasn't much.
857
00:40:50,446 --> 00:40:52,716
Or you can just take
it out of my paycheck.
858
00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:54,015
But maybe not all at once.
859
00:40:54,562 --> 00:40:56,918
Or just do whatever you think is best.
860
00:40:56,943 --> 00:40:59,086
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] It's fine.
861
00:40:59,289 --> 00:41:04,175
Also, we might owe the fire
department a couple thousand dollars.
862
00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:06,362
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
- But it was that or drink.
863
00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:09,472
So I just thought it was best
to get the hell out of there.
864
00:41:09,514 --> 00:41:10,558
Mm.
865
00:41:11,725 --> 00:41:14,728
I'm talking because I felt like
866
00:41:14,769 --> 00:41:19,190
whatever happened out there was bad,
867
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:23,242
and I want to make it better,
but I don't know how to, so...
868
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,282
[GENTLE MUSIC]
869
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,708
We need to go to a meeting.
870
00:41:37,117 --> 00:41:39,084
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
871
00:41:39,109 --> 00:41:42,964
- Um, let's go to a meeting.
- Okay, yeah, let's do that.
872
00:41:43,006 --> 00:41:44,150
- Let's, um...
- That's a good idea.
873
00:41:44,174 --> 00:41:46,094
- Yeah.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
874
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,012
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
875
00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:52,348
All right. We got ice cream.
876
00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:55,535
- Mm-hmm.
- Popcorn. Here we go.
877
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,078
Yeah, for sure.
878
00:41:57,709 --> 00:41:58,957
Oh. God.
879
00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:03,860
- What happened tonight was...
- Oh, my gosh.
880
00:42:03,902 --> 00:42:07,280
It was... gay, so very gay.
881
00:42:07,322 --> 00:42:11,868
- There really aren't enough of us.
- Mm-mm. You know...
882
00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,873
you should hit them streets and
start recruiting some more people.
883
00:42:14,898 --> 00:42:16,724
I'm sure they'd sign up in a heartbeat.
884
00:42:16,748 --> 00:42:19,359
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- Right.
885
00:42:20,502 --> 00:42:21,961
Mm.
886
00:42:25,992 --> 00:42:27,828
You know, I, um...
887
00:42:29,348 --> 00:42:32,680
I haven't really let myself
think about Dre since we met.
888
00:42:32,764 --> 00:42:33,515
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
889
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,598
God, we had the best weekend together.
890
00:42:38,762 --> 00:42:41,039
[CHUCKLES] It was like
I was in a different life
891
00:42:41,064 --> 00:42:43,445
- for a minute or something.
- I can imagine.
892
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,129
I don't have to imagine, actually.
893
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,331
I have my own version
of them... right up here.
894
00:42:52,176 --> 00:42:56,913
- Yeah, that's right.
- Mm-hmm.
895
00:42:57,344 --> 00:43:00,583
You know, if... if you're into them
896
00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,812
and you wanna see where
it goes, like, don't...
897
00:43:02,836 --> 00:43:03,795
- Mm. No.
- I'm...
898
00:43:03,837 --> 00:43:05,815
No, no, no, no. No, no. No.
899
00:43:05,839 --> 00:43:07,465
I'm not gonna do that to you.
900
00:43:07,549 --> 00:43:09,683
You know me. Loyal like a dog.
901
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,388
Yeah.
902
00:43:13,413 --> 00:43:14,557
- Mm!
- Hmm?
903
00:43:14,848 --> 00:43:17,284
We should watch the director's
cut of The Wedding Planner.
904
00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:19,602
- Oh, my God. Yes, we should.
- Yes.
905
00:43:19,627 --> 00:43:20,662
And you know why?
906
00:43:20,687 --> 00:43:22,665
Because, you know, it
just makes me feel good
907
00:43:22,689 --> 00:43:26,199
knowing that J.Lo's heel
just so happens to be
908
00:43:26,224 --> 00:43:29,362
the exact same size as
a manhole cover hole.
909
00:43:29,404 --> 00:43:32,033
- You remember that shit?
- That is what makes it fate though.
910
00:43:32,058 --> 00:43:33,619
- I know, it's fucking fate.
- It's fate.
911
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,636
- [EXHALES]
- Oh, wait, what does he say?
912
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,930
[AS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY] "I have no idea
913
00:43:37,954 --> 00:43:40,677
why you became a wedding planner, Mary.
914
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:45,712
But I know... the curves of your face.
915
00:43:45,737 --> 00:43:46,905
[LAUGHING]
916
00:43:46,930 --> 00:43:51,184
And I know every fleck
of gold in your eyes.
917
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:54,216
And I know that that night in the park
918
00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:58,057
was the best night I ever had."
919
00:43:58,099 --> 00:43:59,267
So good.
920
00:43:59,309 --> 00:44:00,744
Okay, you've definitely
seen it too many times.
921
00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:03,479
Oh, fuck, yeah. Again
and again and again.
922
00:44:03,521 --> 00:44:07,400
- By the way, he dies in the end.
- Come on, lady!
923
00:44:07,483 --> 00:44:09,253
Okay, stop. I can't watch it anymore.
924
00:44:09,277 --> 00:44:11,654
- Stop.
- Wow, they really turned on you.
925
00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:13,884
[SIGHS] I know.
926
00:44:14,829 --> 00:44:16,247
Can you blame them?
927
00:44:16,272 --> 00:44:18,845
Okay, it wasn't my finest moment.
928
00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:20,389
[LAUGHING] You look insane.
929
00:44:20,413 --> 00:44:24,083
- Okay! Okay. Okay.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
930
00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:26,353
And it looks like I ate
both tubs of popcorn.
931
00:44:26,377 --> 00:44:29,948
- Did you eat both popcorns?
- Well, yeah, I mean...
932
00:44:30,048 --> 00:44:31,090
Duh.
933
00:44:31,132 --> 00:44:33,468
- All right.
- [SIGHS]
934
00:44:33,896 --> 00:44:37,200
You know, it's not like it
was even right with Taylor...
935
00:44:38,322 --> 00:44:40,533
Or anyone lately.
936
00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:45,138
Do you ever think that maybe
this "not right" thing...
937
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,816
has more to do with you?
938
00:44:48,858 --> 00:44:50,985
- No.
- No?
939
00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:52,850
- Mm-mm.
- All right.
940
00:44:54,522 --> 00:44:56,941
[EXHALES]
941
00:44:57,290 --> 00:45:01,151
- You okay?
- No.
942
00:45:01,454 --> 00:45:05,048
No, no, I'm not. I'm not okay. I, uh...
943
00:45:06,263 --> 00:45:07,524
I ruined it.
944
00:45:08,336 --> 00:45:11,381
I ruined it. With Tess.
945
00:45:12,255 --> 00:45:17,344
- No, she loves you.
- Yeah, but that's not enough.
946
00:45:18,763 --> 00:45:20,515
Well, look at us.
947
00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:22,161
- Oh, yeah.
- [MACK SNORING]
948
00:45:22,912 --> 00:45:26,833
["WE'LL ALL BE ALRIGHT" BY AMY STROUP]
949
00:45:28,641 --> 00:45:30,606
You want to be the little spoon?
950
00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:35,109
No one's ever asked me that.
951
00:45:35,822 --> 00:45:39,075
♪ We'll all, we will all,
we will all be alright ♪
952
00:45:39,117 --> 00:45:42,495
- Yeah, I'll be the little spoon.
- You got it.
953
00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:46,874
♪ Love of mine ♪
954
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:52,338
♪ We'll all, we will all,
we will all be alright ♪
955
00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:58,803
♪ We'll all, we will all,
we will all be alright ♪
956
00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:03,827
- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
957
00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:14,193
♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪
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