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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,093 --> 00:00:07,351 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:09,194 - [GRUNTS] - Oh, shit! 3 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,107 [TESS] You should not be fucking around in here. 4 00:00:11,132 --> 00:00:12,567 [SHANE] I'll just stay out of your way then. 5 00:00:12,591 --> 00:00:14,476 - You kind of have a pattern. - Is that what you think about? 6 00:00:14,501 --> 00:00:16,278 - When you think about me? - Sometimes. 7 00:00:16,303 --> 00:00:18,597 Contestant three, I choose you! 8 00:00:18,639 --> 00:00:20,454 - [CONFETTI POPPING] - [ALICE] You're not regular. 9 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,909 - [TAYLOR] Yes, I am. - [ALICE] Well, so am I. 10 00:00:21,933 --> 00:00:24,514 There's a 45-foot picture of you outside. 11 00:00:24,539 --> 00:00:27,473 Guess who's coming to town tonight? Roxy! 12 00:00:27,755 --> 00:00:30,222 - [QUIETLY] She is into you. - [DANI] Do you want to go home with me? 13 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:31,683 [ROXY] I'm halfway out the door, baby. 14 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,703 I just can't stop thinking about this person. 15 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:35,456 [SOPHIE] When are you gonna stop punishing me, Fin? 16 00:00:35,481 --> 00:00:36,804 [PATTY] I don't want to be your patient. 17 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:37,980 [TESS] Mom, I don't mind. 18 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,358 [PATTY] I want to go live in the nursing home. 19 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:40,985 - I want to have a baby. - [MICAH] My mom 20 00:00:41,010 --> 00:00:42,097 doesn't even know we're dating yet. 21 00:00:42,122 --> 00:00:43,599 [BELLA] So, who's the guy? 22 00:00:43,957 --> 00:00:46,767 [ANGIE] It's just the fact that it's really new and nobody knows. 23 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:48,795 - Okay. - [BELLA] A secret boyfriend? 24 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:51,721 - Who are you? - I can show you who I am. 25 00:00:51,746 --> 00:00:53,783 [TAYLOR] Well, it's not a bad start. 26 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:56,753 [SHANE] As much as I'd like to, I can't. 27 00:00:58,085 --> 00:00:59,598 - Fuck you, Shane. - ♪ I don't find trouble ♪ 28 00:00:59,623 --> 00:01:01,750 - Ah! - ♪ Yeah, trouble finds me ♪ 29 00:01:02,625 --> 00:01:05,211 ♪ Ladies make the ♪ 30 00:01:05,253 --> 00:01:07,045 ♪ Ladies, ladies ♪ 31 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:10,117 ♪ Ladies make, ladies make the world go round ♪ 32 00:01:12,371 --> 00:01:14,060 Yeah, I couldn't get middle seats, 33 00:01:14,085 --> 00:01:17,592 but I did get a row where there's no one behind us, 34 00:01:17,617 --> 00:01:20,161 so we don't have to worry about people kicking our seats. 35 00:01:20,202 --> 00:01:21,554 [SHANE OVER PHONE] Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. 36 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:23,331 - I'll just... - I'll find you guys when I get there. 37 00:01:23,356 --> 00:01:25,848 [ALICE] Oh, it's just us. Um, Taylor's got to work. 38 00:01:26,054 --> 00:01:27,468 But, can you please not be late? 39 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,350 'Cause you know how I like to watch the previews. 40 00:01:29,493 --> 00:01:31,335 I know that. I know, I know, I know. I promise. 41 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,570 I'm gonna be there at 7:30 sharp. 42 00:01:32,595 --> 00:01:34,581 Okay. I'm gonna get two popcorns though, 'cause I don't 43 00:01:34,605 --> 00:01:36,333 like to share. But then sometimes I'm like, should I 44 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:37,459 - get a medium... - Okay, okay, bye. 45 00:01:37,483 --> 00:01:40,101 - Oh... - Hi. How are you? 46 00:01:42,722 --> 00:01:45,093 I just started packing these for your mom. 47 00:01:46,143 --> 00:01:47,276 Okay. 48 00:01:49,963 --> 00:01:50,902 Are those... ? 49 00:01:58,504 --> 00:02:00,089 [TESS SIGHS] 50 00:02:01,009 --> 00:02:03,942 I-I think we should talk... about this. 51 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,724 I don't really have anything to say to you right now. 52 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:10,024 - All right. I just, uh... - (BUZZING) 53 00:02:10,049 --> 00:02:11,172 - I don't know... - Oh. Oh, my God! 54 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,176 - What? - Is that a bee? 55 00:02:12,201 --> 00:02:13,962 - What? - Oh, my God. Go! 56 00:02:13,987 --> 00:02:15,214 - Okay, okay, okay. - Get it. 57 00:02:15,239 --> 00:02:16,771 Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 58 00:02:16,779 --> 00:02:17,899 Well, don't kill it. Wh-What are you doing? 59 00:02:17,924 --> 00:02:19,017 - It's right there. - Okay, yes. 60 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:20,271 Who said anything about killing it? 61 00:02:20,296 --> 00:02:21,626 - Hold on. - Okay, well, just, I don't know. 62 00:02:21,651 --> 00:02:23,594 They're just endangered or whatever. 63 00:02:23,619 --> 00:02:24,638 - Okay, good. - It's fine. 64 00:02:24,662 --> 00:02:26,974 - I wasn't gonna kill it. - [SIGHS] Fine. 65 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:29,418 Can you open the door? Tess, do you want me 66 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:30,735 to release it here in the kitchen? 67 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,987 - Okay, no, but just... - Open the door. Come on. 68 00:02:32,012 --> 00:02:33,364 - Keep... Wait. - What? 69 00:02:33,389 --> 00:02:34,849 Keep it away from me. 70 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:37,794 - Come on, come on, come on. - How do you fucking do this? 71 00:02:37,819 --> 00:02:39,509 I know, I know, it sticks. Just open it. 72 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,618 Oh, goddamn it. 73 00:02:40,643 --> 00:02:41,996 - No, don't get it near me. - All right. 74 00:02:42,021 --> 00:02:43,832 - It's all right. - Okay, but just wait, let me, 75 00:02:43,857 --> 00:02:46,064 let me close the door first. Let me close the door first. 76 00:02:46,089 --> 00:02:47,548 Okay. 77 00:02:49,056 --> 00:02:50,600 Okay. Okay, go. 78 00:02:50,641 --> 00:02:53,102 - (BUZZING) - All right, it's gone. 79 00:02:53,185 --> 00:02:55,292 Are you all right? We survived. 80 00:02:55,317 --> 00:02:57,456 - Whew. - Are you allergic? 81 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,293 I just, I've never seen you act like this. 82 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:02,341 I don't know. Maybe. Those plants need watering. 83 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:05,996 What? 84 00:03:06,032 --> 00:03:07,593 - What? - This is locked. 85 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:09,160 No, it's not. 86 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:11,454 It's jammed. It's not locked. 87 00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:16,775 - [RATTLING] - [GRUNTING] 88 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:19,897 - It's locked. - Oh, my God. No, no, no, no. 89 00:03:19,921 --> 00:03:22,423 Please tell me you have your phone on you. 90 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:27,094 - Do you? - No. 91 00:03:28,137 --> 00:03:31,528 Are we fucking trapped out here together? 92 00:03:31,553 --> 00:03:33,548 Well, it's certainly feeling that way. Yeah. 93 00:03:33,573 --> 00:03:35,591 You're fucking kidding me. Oh, my God. 94 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,368 Uh-uh, no. Hello! 95 00:03:38,393 --> 00:03:39,895 What, um, what is his name? 96 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,460 - Harvey. - Harvey! 97 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,825 The-the wife, the wife... What is the wife's name? 98 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,716 Ellen. 99 00:03:46,155 --> 00:03:50,146 Ellen! Why the fuck... They are never home! 100 00:03:50,171 --> 00:03:51,911 Mack. Mack. Mack! 101 00:03:51,953 --> 00:03:53,575 Mack! Mack! 102 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,560 There we go. Come on. Be the hero, Mack. Be the hero. 103 00:03:56,585 --> 00:03:59,711 Honey, up here. High-five me. Come on, baby, high five. 104 00:03:59,736 --> 00:04:01,047 - Paw. - [TESS] Oh, my God. 105 00:04:01,071 --> 00:04:03,243 - [SHANE] Paw, Mack, paw. - As if the dog can open the door. 106 00:04:03,268 --> 00:04:04,751 Do you have a better suggestion? 107 00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:07,161 Mack, come on, big boy. Come on. Come on. 108 00:04:07,186 --> 00:04:08,216 - Come up here. - Oh, my God, is anybody 109 00:04:08,241 --> 00:04:09,552 - gonna find us out here? - Listen to your mom. 110 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:12,246 Mack, Mack. Mack... No, Mack. 111 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:16,336 Ah, fuck! 112 00:04:22,907 --> 00:04:24,955 [SIGHS] You wanted to talk, right? 113 00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:30,764 Okay, let's talk. 114 00:04:31,026 --> 00:04:33,267 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 115 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:36,523 ♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪ 116 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:38,717 ♪ I know you're danger ♪ 117 00:04:39,359 --> 00:04:41,810 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 118 00:04:41,835 --> 00:04:43,881 ♪ I'm falling, fading ♪ 119 00:04:43,906 --> 00:04:46,533 ♪ And seeing angels ♪ 120 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:48,919 ♪ Baby, you could be the death of me ♪ 121 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:53,544 _ 122 00:04:54,345 --> 00:04:57,598 - [DOOR OPENS] - G, are you busy? 123 00:04:57,623 --> 00:05:00,146 Please say no 'cause I kind of have a she-mergency. 124 00:05:00,171 --> 00:05:02,631 - What? What happened? - Promise you won't judge me? 125 00:05:02,656 --> 00:05:04,587 - I promise. Wh... ? - Um, okay, 126 00:05:04,968 --> 00:05:08,412 So I was at the Lambda Chi house and one of the baseball guys 127 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:10,398 - was eyeing me. - Uh-huh. 128 00:05:10,423 --> 00:05:12,408 I love how the booty looks in those pants. 129 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:13,994 I'm not sure I can help you out with that one but... 130 00:05:14,019 --> 00:05:15,329 We started making out in his room. 131 00:05:15,354 --> 00:05:17,322 He had, like, no bedsheets, by the way. 132 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:18,982 - Ew. I... - Angie... 133 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:21,453 there's a condom stuck inside me and you got to help me get it out. 134 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:23,611 Please. 135 00:05:23,653 --> 00:05:25,464 - ♪ Something about that ♪ - A what? 136 00:05:25,488 --> 00:05:28,116 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 137 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:31,334 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 138 00:05:31,359 --> 00:05:33,361 [SOPHIE] Okay, so... 139 00:05:33,989 --> 00:05:35,377 what do you want to know? 140 00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:38,650 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Oh, man, okay. 141 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:40,451 [CHUCKLES] Um... 142 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,322 - What's their name? - Um, Dre. 143 00:05:44,826 --> 00:05:47,111 - She has a hot person's name. - No, that is not 144 00:05:47,143 --> 00:05:48,849 a hot person's name. 145 00:05:48,874 --> 00:05:50,667 No. No. 146 00:05:50,889 --> 00:05:52,087 They're not hot. 147 00:05:53,596 --> 00:05:54,931 Okay. 148 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:57,411 That actually makes me feel a little bit better. 149 00:05:57,436 --> 00:05:59,479 Okay, good. Good. 150 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:03,231 Um, how did you meet them? 151 00:06:04,004 --> 00:06:09,857 - Um, I-I met them on Hinge. - Hinge? When did you join Hinge? 152 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:12,740 After you left rehab 153 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:15,785 and decided you were gonna stay at sober living. 154 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,056 Up in the Bay. 155 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:22,750 - I got lonely. - [SIGHS] 156 00:06:23,047 --> 00:06:27,232 - Uh, how many times? - How many times, what? 157 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,321 How many times did you sleep together? 158 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:36,723 - Once. - So, you had a one-night stand? 159 00:06:37,016 --> 00:06:38,388 [SOPHIE] Basically. 160 00:06:39,904 --> 00:06:42,186 - What does that mean? - We... 161 00:06:42,378 --> 00:06:45,849 we slept together once, but we hung out twice. 162 00:06:46,951 --> 00:06:50,445 Okay, so you liked them enough to... call them again. 163 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,681 I guess so. 164 00:06:54,532 --> 00:06:57,040 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh... 165 00:06:57,962 --> 00:07:02,204 - Why did it end? - Because I was in love with you. 166 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:04,223 [SCOFFS] 167 00:07:04,248 --> 00:07:06,873 And I told them that, and then that was it. 168 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,115 - [FINLEY] Yeah? - Yeah. 169 00:07:10,465 --> 00:07:11,567 [FINLEY] Okay. 170 00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:14,510 - Right answer. - [BOTH CHUCKLING] 171 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:18,707 - Why didn't you just tell me? - [GENTLE MUSIC] 172 00:07:20,795 --> 00:07:26,432 Because... you were doing so well and... 173 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:32,143 I didn't want to be the reason you weren't doing well. 174 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,949 [SIGHS] 175 00:07:37,675 --> 00:07:38,926 Are they as charming as I am? 176 00:07:38,951 --> 00:07:40,828 - No! - [LAUGHS] 177 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,455 No way. 178 00:07:42,497 --> 00:07:45,625 - Got nothing on you. - Yeah? 179 00:07:47,961 --> 00:07:50,881 [UPBEAT, ENERGETIC MUSIC] 180 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:56,736 Yeah. No, I love you, too. 181 00:07:56,761 --> 00:07:58,679 I said I love you, too. 182 00:07:58,721 --> 00:08:00,348 Okay, yeah. 183 00:08:00,674 --> 00:08:02,892 Okay, bye. [LAUGHS] 184 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:06,521 She knows. My mom knows that we're dating. 185 00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:07,664 - Yeah? - Yeah. 186 00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:09,624 How scared should I be of Grace? 187 00:08:09,648 --> 00:08:11,001 No, she's... she's totally into it. 188 00:08:11,025 --> 00:08:11,959 - Come on. - Oh, my... 189 00:08:11,984 --> 00:08:14,445 - Should we celebrate? - Sure. 190 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,676 You want to find a sperm donor? 191 00:08:16,701 --> 00:08:19,867 Whoa, that is way better than what I was going to say. 192 00:08:19,909 --> 00:08:21,291 What were you going to say? 193 00:08:21,838 --> 00:08:24,618 - Organize the Tupperware drawer? - Oh, yeah. 194 00:08:24,643 --> 00:08:26,874 Okay, well, maybe we could be wild and do both. 195 00:08:27,016 --> 00:08:28,549 Can we be in bed by 9:00? 196 00:08:29,045 --> 00:08:33,732 - Maybe, uh... 8:30? - [LAUGHS] Shut up. What a dream! 197 00:08:33,756 --> 00:08:35,442 Okay. I'll get started on the lids. 198 00:08:35,466 --> 00:08:36,968 Okay. Mwah. 199 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:38,912 [GENTLE, OPTIMISTIC MUSIC] 200 00:08:40,877 --> 00:08:44,225 No, no. I don't want to hear how sorry you are. 201 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:47,395 - Okay, then, what do you want to hear? - Nothing, actually. 202 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,956 There's nothing that you could say. 203 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,552 - So just... - Okay. 204 00:08:50,577 --> 00:08:53,032 Then I'll say nothing, and then you'll say nothing. 205 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:58,289 - And sure, yeah. That sounds like fun. - Yeah, it does. 206 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:10,896 - I know you're thinking something. - I'm thinking that I'm an idiot. 207 00:09:10,921 --> 00:09:13,049 - You're not an idiot. - Oh, yes, I am. 208 00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:15,118 Because I knew about you. 209 00:09:16,002 --> 00:09:19,447 - Your reputation. Everybody does. - [SCOFFS] 210 00:09:19,472 --> 00:09:21,627 But what-what I don't understand is this... 211 00:09:21,652 --> 00:09:23,904 Is this really what you do? Is this really who you are? 212 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:27,155 - You know who I am. - I thought I did. 213 00:09:28,475 --> 00:09:31,654 - I also thought that you loved me. - I do love you. 214 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:34,971 You have a really fucked-up way of showing it, Shane. 215 00:09:35,385 --> 00:09:37,874 You're right. I do. 216 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:39,920 I understand that. 217 00:09:42,631 --> 00:09:44,631 I didn't mean to hurt you. 218 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,553 I didn't. 219 00:09:49,295 --> 00:09:52,084 Well, you failed miserably at that then. 220 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:59,584 I do... want to know why though. 221 00:10:00,054 --> 00:10:01,697 Just an old pattern. 222 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,901 - Yes, but why? - I don't know why. 223 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:10,356 Okay. 224 00:10:14,378 --> 00:10:16,963 Then how about you take this time while we're locked out 225 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:19,753 here on your fucking patio and think about it. 226 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,447 [ANGIE] Okay, so what the website said to do 227 00:10:33,471 --> 00:10:36,784 is to get into the position that you would to put in a tampon. 228 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,292 Okay. 229 00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:41,354 Wait, that's how you put in a tampon? 230 00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:43,561 - How do you do it? - Like this. 231 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:45,692 Oh. 232 00:10:45,717 --> 00:10:49,112 Okay, and then it said you need to, like, put your fi... 233 00:10:49,154 --> 00:10:51,132 Two fingers, and like a, like a hooking, 234 00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:52,925 like a hook, hook, hooking situation. 235 00:10:52,949 --> 00:10:54,385 - Okay. - To try to get it out. 236 00:10:54,409 --> 00:10:56,161 - Okay. - Okay. 237 00:10:56,186 --> 00:10:57,228 Mm. 238 00:10:57,253 --> 00:10:59,338 [PULSING, INTRIGUING MUSIC] 239 00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,525 Mm, I-I can't tell what's me and what's the condom. 240 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:11,485 - Just feel for something slimy. - Well, everything is slimy. [GRUNTS] 241 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:13,196 - Ow, ow, ow. - Oh, no, what's wrong? 242 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,447 - What's wrong? - Mm. 243 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,282 I picked the wrong day to get my claws done. 244 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:18,408 Ow! Okay, okay. This isn't working. 245 00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,077 - [PANTING] - Just calm down. 246 00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:21,228 Just calm down. 247 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:23,361 That's, like, the main thing. You're okay. 248 00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:25,800 - Okay, okay. - Take a deep breath. 249 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:27,167 Okay, okay. 250 00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:29,768 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 251 00:11:33,381 --> 00:11:35,492 - Angie? - What? 252 00:11:36,636 --> 00:11:40,288 Will you please get it out for me? 253 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:43,575 ♪ Gotta move things forward, everywhere I go ♪ 254 00:11:43,913 --> 00:11:46,622 [ROXY OVER VOICE MAIL] Hey, D-bag, it's Roxy. 255 00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:48,747 I caught an early flight to Costa Rica. 256 00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:51,466 Good job crying it out the other night. The real deal is gonna happen 257 00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:53,177 - for you soon. Trust me. - No, no, no. Oh, yo! Yo! 258 00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:55,196 - Whoa, bro! - Hey, hey, hey. Watch it! 259 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,366 - [UPBEAT MUSIC] - [EXHALES] Oh, shit. 260 00:11:58,653 --> 00:11:59,904 You good? 261 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,245 ♪ Yeah, I get it, it's all happening quickly ♪ 262 00:12:02,270 --> 00:12:03,145 Yeah. 263 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,455 The scooter almost took you out. [LAUGHS] 264 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,540 Yeah. [LAUGHS] 265 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:08,400 ♪ When I'm crying all night ♪ 266 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,711 I think you might have just saved my life. 267 00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:12,320 [CHUCKLES] 268 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:14,072 ♪ From my mouth, huh? ♪ 269 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,449 I feel like I should kiss you right now. 270 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:18,892 But, I mean, I won't 271 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:22,305 because this is real life and not a shitty rom-com. 272 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,040 ♪ I'm trying, I'm trying hard ♪ 273 00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:28,878 ♪ Still you managed to get me with my guard down ♪ 274 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,090 ♪ How? How? How? ♪ 275 00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:35,969 ♪ I like it, don't stop now ♪ 276 00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,471 I'm so sorry. [LAUGHING] 277 00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:40,533 No, no, no. No. Don't, don't apologize. 278 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:41,867 - I'm sorry. [LAUGHS] - No... 279 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:45,312 I just, I didn't mean to just kiss you, it just... 280 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:46,964 ♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh ♪ 281 00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,708 [ANNOUNCER] Next up, we have... 282 00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:52,357 What do you think? You gonna, uh... sign up, serenade me again? 283 00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,863 [LAUGHS] That was a good move, okay? 284 00:12:54,888 --> 00:12:56,214 - It was. - It sure was. 285 00:12:56,239 --> 00:12:59,251 It worked. I believe I went home with you that night. 286 00:12:59,276 --> 00:13:01,928 - Oh, you sure did. - You got me. 287 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,496 Where's my song? 288 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,749 Oh, you do not want to hear this bad boy sing. 289 00:13:05,774 --> 00:13:07,001 - Yes, I do. - No. 290 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:10,462 Sing for me, please. Sing something in my ear. Go. 291 00:13:10,503 --> 00:13:14,132 - [SINGS GOOFILY] - [BOTH LAUGHING] 292 00:13:14,215 --> 00:13:16,885 Okay, stop, stop, you're hotter when you don't. 293 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,236 Okay. See, I told you. 294 00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:19,822 - [LAUGHS] - But I do have something 295 00:13:19,846 --> 00:13:22,640 that, um, you might like way better 296 00:13:22,665 --> 00:13:26,370 - that I've been thinking about all day. - Yeah, what? 297 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:31,288 You want to meet me in the back office in ten? 298 00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:36,237 - Really? - Yeah, I'm the, uh, big boss tonight. 299 00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:40,367 - Ooh, big boss. Big boss lady. - Yeah, I'm in charge. 300 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,552 [DANI] Ew. 301 00:13:41,576 --> 00:13:42,678 - [FINLEY] Oh. Sorry. - [SOPHIE] Sorry. 302 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,246 - I'm kidding. Hi. - Hi. 303 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:48,917 - Uh, can I get you anything? - Yes. I'll have a tequila rocks. 304 00:13:48,942 --> 00:13:51,436 - Okay. Nothing cheap. - Okay. No, I know, bud. 305 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,381 I've been to your house. Okay? [CLUCKS TONGUE] 306 00:13:54,422 --> 00:13:56,257 - Okay. - So, uh... 307 00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:57,818 - Wait, where's Roxy? - Oh, she's... 308 00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:00,112 she's off to Costa Rica because of course she is. 309 00:14:00,136 --> 00:14:03,765 Can I tell you something without you being totally judgy? 310 00:14:03,807 --> 00:14:06,601 - Uh, when have I ever? - Okay. 311 00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:10,414 - I just kissed this really hot person. - [CHUCKLING] What? 312 00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,315 - Yeah. - Okay. 313 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,626 I'm thinking maybe I'll have, like a, 314 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,194 - like a hot girl autumn or something? - Oh, my God. 315 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:19,030 - I love this for you! - They saved my life. 316 00:14:19,055 --> 00:14:20,157 - Did I mention that? - No. 317 00:14:20,198 --> 00:14:22,417 I was literally like J.Lo in The Wedding Planner. 318 00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,342 Oh, my God, you get to be J.Lo in The Wedding Planner? 319 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,038 I fucking love that movie. 320 00:14:27,122 --> 00:14:28,307 - Me too! - Wait, 321 00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:30,959 but also problematic culturally... [HISSES] 322 00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:33,362 Oh, yeah, but everything in the 2000s kind of was. 323 00:14:33,387 --> 00:14:36,073 [SOPHIE] I know. What, what? She was playing an Italian person. 324 00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:37,737 - J.Lo is Puerto Rican! - Right. 325 00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:40,069 And what was that, the-the guy with the shitty accent? 326 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:43,096 - Oh, my God, what was his name? - [BOTH] Massimo! 327 00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:44,222 [BOTH LAUGHING] 328 00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:46,391 - Oh, my God. - So cheesy. 329 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,310 Oh, God, we loved Massimo. Oh, my God, wait. 330 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,580 What did J.Lo say when Matthew McConaughey 331 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:53,582 saved her fucking life? It was, um... 332 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:56,443 Oh, she goes, she goes, "You saved... 333 00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,778 [BOTH] ... my shoe." 334 00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,697 [LAUGHS] 335 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:04,826 Wow, we have a ton of options here. 336 00:15:04,851 --> 00:15:07,396 Well, the, uh, the rock climber sounded promising. 337 00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,311 Eh, he's only five-seven. 338 00:15:09,336 --> 00:15:12,167 Six-plus or bust. We are not messing around here. 339 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,543 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 340 00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,396 - Are you serious? - I mean, 341 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,733 why not? If you have the option to. 342 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:19,774 My family are all shorties. 343 00:15:19,799 --> 00:15:23,178 - We have to average it out somehow. - Right. Okay. 344 00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:24,888 Okay, I definitely think 345 00:15:24,913 --> 00:15:26,958 that we should go with the athletic body type. 346 00:15:26,983 --> 00:15:31,853 - This is weird. It's weird. It's weird. - Why? 347 00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:34,065 - It kind of feels like eugenics. - What? 348 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,040 - No! Ew, no. - Come on. 349 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,680 I'm sorry but, you know, choosing physical traits, 350 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,045 - it's-it's weird, right? - No, it's not. 351 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:46,326 Look, we have a chance to design the perfect baby. 352 00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:48,369 [SIGHS] 353 00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:51,539 Yeah, it's eugenics. 354 00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,225 - Yeah. - Yeah. 355 00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:56,252 Um, also, this is insane. 356 00:15:56,336 --> 00:15:59,899 - Why do we have so much Tupperware? - We have a problem. 357 00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:03,219 [AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING] 358 00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:18,149 Oh. Shane! 359 00:16:18,191 --> 00:16:19,901 Psst, Shane! 360 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:22,028 Oh. 361 00:16:22,436 --> 00:16:24,105 That's not Shane. 362 00:16:29,285 --> 00:16:30,888 [TAYLOR] It makes sense, but, like, 363 00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:33,248 this is like wax and sugar. Is this good? 364 00:16:33,289 --> 00:16:35,165 Oh, yeah, that's great. 365 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,419 [INTRIGUING MUSIC] 366 00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:41,005 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 367 00:16:42,717 --> 00:16:45,178 You can have the salty popcorn. 368 00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:54,247 _ 369 00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:59,374 [INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER] 370 00:16:59,836 --> 00:17:02,235 [TESS] Sex always means something. 371 00:17:02,277 --> 00:17:05,238 To me it really is...  just sex. 372 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,163 So what, are you like proposing we do ENM or something? 373 00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:12,161 - I don't know what that is. - Ethical Non-Monogamy. 374 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:15,653 - It's like multiple partners. - No, no, no, no, no. I just... 375 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:22,894 - I wanted you. - Well, it does not feel like that. 376 00:17:26,777 --> 00:17:28,409 Are you an addict? 377 00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:32,306 - I don't know. - Because when I think about 378 00:17:32,331 --> 00:17:36,214 your behavior like that, like, it makes more sense to me. 379 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,715 M-Maybe I am. 380 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,747 O-Okay. 381 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,700 - Okay, then... - It's not that simple though. 382 00:17:50,725 --> 00:17:52,473 It's just, it's been a lot. 383 00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:55,622 Hasn't it? 384 00:17:56,211 --> 00:18:00,141 - Admit that. Please. - Uh, okay. 385 00:18:00,227 --> 00:18:01,961 When you moved in here, it was great. 386 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:04,672 It was. And then, and then your mom comes. 387 00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:07,108 Oh, my God, that is not fair. 388 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,652 You said that you wanted her to move in. 389 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,207 [SHANE] Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Let me finish. 390 00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:13,359 I'm glad she came here. 391 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:17,525 And I'm so happy we could help her. I don't regret that. 392 00:18:18,484 --> 00:18:20,146 We also have Dana's. 393 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:22,432 And then you want a second bar. [CHUCKLING] 394 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:25,719 And somewhere within all of that... 395 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:28,832 you changed. 396 00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,477 And you stopped seeing me. 397 00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:35,912 I'm not trying to blame you. 398 00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:38,206 I'm just trying to explain this. 399 00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:42,102 - There was a disconnect. - [TESS] Yes. Okay, yes. 400 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:46,255 Like, it's... It's been hard. 401 00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:50,196 But you know what I did when I started 402 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,402 feeling like it was too much? 403 00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:56,912 I wrote in my fucking journal, Shane. 404 00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:59,661 I didn't go out and fuck the first person 405 00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:01,891 that showed me some kind of attention. 406 00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:07,677 - I know. You're right. - Yeah, no shit, I'm right. 407 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:09,987 [SIGHS] 408 00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:11,965 [SOPHIE] Anyway, how's work? 409 00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:13,717 - It's good. - Yeah? 410 00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:15,135 Yeah, um, I'm actually throwing 411 00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:17,096 Fletcher's album release party in a couple of weeks. 412 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:17,954 Fletcher? 413 00:19:17,995 --> 00:19:19,598 - Mm-hmm. - Can I come? 414 00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:22,174 - Yeah, everyone can come. - Wow. 415 00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:24,752 Yeah, I feel like things are finally turning around. 416 00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:27,046 - [CLUCKS TONGUE] - Yeah. 417 00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:29,006 Can you, can you play this one? 418 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,859 - I'll give you the signal. - All right. 419 00:19:30,883 --> 00:19:31,884 Oh, my God. That's them. 420 00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:33,821 [DRE] Dang, this mic is high. 421 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:35,179 Let me just... 422 00:19:35,221 --> 00:19:36,764 There we go. 423 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,409 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 424 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,434 I know, right? 425 00:19:39,475 --> 00:19:41,436 Hey, everybody. I'm Dre. 426 00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:45,606 - [APPLAUSE] - That's...  that's them. 427 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:50,611 That's, that's, that's the person I slept with when... 428 00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:51,654 No. 429 00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:54,574 - Yes. - [DRE] Okay... 430 00:19:54,615 --> 00:19:59,250 - No. - Fuck, I have to find Finley. Fuck! 431 00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:03,072 [TENSE MUSIC] 432 00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:10,361 [SOPHIE] Hey, um... 433 00:20:11,264 --> 00:20:16,336 It's... okay, look, it's not a big deal or anything like that, but... 434 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:21,160 - I missed you. - [DRE] ♪ I don't want to be ♪ 435 00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:23,978 - ♪ Alone tonight ♪ - I missed you, too. 436 00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:29,827 ♪ It's pretty clear that I'm not over you ♪ 437 00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:36,491 ♪ I'm still thinking 'bout the things you do ♪ 438 00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:37,658 [CROWD WHOOPING] 439 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,912 ♪ So I don't want to be alone tonight ♪ 440 00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:44,207 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 441 00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:45,709 [HEAVY BREATHING] 442 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:48,644 ♪ Can you light the fire ♪ 443 00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:50,379 ♪ I need somebody ♪ 444 00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:52,748 ♪ Who can take control ♪ 445 00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:57,553 ♪ I know exactly what I need to do ♪ 446 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,698 ♪ 'Cause I don't want to be ♪ 447 00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,433 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 448 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:05,478 ♪ Alone tonight ♪ 449 00:21:05,561 --> 00:21:07,814 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 450 00:21:07,855 --> 00:21:10,400 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 451 00:21:10,425 --> 00:21:12,068 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 452 00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:14,946 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 453 00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:17,657 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 454 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,617 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 455 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,619 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 456 00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:25,299 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 457 00:21:27,422 --> 00:21:31,134 ♪ I wasn't even going out tonight ♪ 458 00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:34,048 ♪ But, girl, I need to get you ♪ 459 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,117 ♪ Off my mind ♪ 460 00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:41,138 ♪ I know exactly what I have to do ♪ 461 00:21:41,698 --> 00:21:43,658 ♪ I don't want to be ♪ 462 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,726 ♪ Alone tonight, alone tonight ♪ 463 00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:48,855 ♪ Alone... ♪ 464 00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:52,091 - [PANTING] - I'm sorry. 465 00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,194 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah, I just... 466 00:21:55,236 --> 00:21:59,006 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay. Are you okay? 467 00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:01,791 Um... [SIGHS] 468 00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:05,913 I just don't think that I can, um, 469 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,432 - I can do this right now, um... - No problem. 470 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,726 We don't have to do anything you don't want to. 471 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,419 [PANTING] 472 00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:15,923 ♪ Dancing with a stranger ♪ 473 00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:18,134 They're here. 474 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,319 - Who's here? - Dre. 475 00:22:20,344 --> 00:22:23,222 ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ 476 00:22:23,306 --> 00:22:25,600 - ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ - Look... 477 00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:27,435 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 478 00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:30,187 - ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ - Finley... 479 00:22:30,271 --> 00:22:32,773 - ♪ Look what you made me do ♪ - Wait. 480 00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:35,192 ♪ I'm with somebody new ♪ 481 00:22:35,276 --> 00:22:37,069 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 482 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:40,430 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 483 00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:41,824 [CHEERING] 484 00:22:41,908 --> 00:22:45,620 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 485 00:22:46,746 --> 00:22:50,791 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 486 00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:53,377 ♪ I'm dancing with a stranger ♪ 487 00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,421 [ALARM BLARING] 488 00:22:57,649 --> 00:22:59,859 [CROWD MURMURING] 489 00:22:59,884 --> 00:23:03,304 Have you ever been to therapy? 490 00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:06,871 No. 491 00:23:07,266 --> 00:23:09,400 Well, would you consider it? 492 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:10,967 Yeah, I mean... 493 00:23:13,105 --> 00:23:14,701 if I thought it would help. 494 00:23:16,207 --> 00:23:19,794 - I'm not against it. - It does work. 495 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:25,137 I know that... you have been through... so much. 496 00:23:25,584 --> 00:23:28,801 I try to remind myself of that 497 00:23:28,826 --> 00:23:33,091 every... every time I think about that you... 498 00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:41,338 - Just say it. I cheated on you. Right? - Yes, that you cheated. 499 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:44,365 We've all been through a lot. 500 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,975 All of us. 501 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,795 But we all don't hurt people the way that you do. 502 00:23:50,607 --> 00:23:52,353 And that's nobody else's fault. 503 00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:54,164 - I'm not saying it is. - Okay, so you need to 504 00:23:54,188 --> 00:23:58,335 - take responsibility for that. - I am taking responsibility for it. 505 00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:00,337 - Have I been denying this? - No. 506 00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:05,404 You're taking responsibility for it now because you feel bad. 507 00:24:07,283 --> 00:24:09,870 So what happens when that feeling disappears, 508 00:24:09,895 --> 00:24:12,139 and you're not feeling so bad about it? 509 00:24:12,466 --> 00:24:14,434 Are you still gonna want to take responsibility for it? 510 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,103 Because that's what has to happen 511 00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:17,837 in order for you to change. 512 00:24:18,753 --> 00:24:21,823 And I need you to change. 513 00:24:21,848 --> 00:24:23,884 I want you to change. 514 00:24:23,926 --> 00:24:27,054 Like, but, is that, is that something that you want? 515 00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:29,093 Do you want to change? 516 00:24:32,852 --> 00:24:34,228 [ALARM BLARING] 517 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:37,106 Yeah, everybody just make your way to the exit. 518 00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:38,065 Thank you. 519 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,675 Please, leave your drinks. 520 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:41,085 Night, night's over. I'm so sorry. 521 00:24:41,110 --> 00:24:42,653 This-this isn't a drill. 522 00:24:42,695 --> 00:24:45,281 We appreciate the business. Just make your way calmly. 523 00:24:45,364 --> 00:24:47,259 - Please. Just, uh... Thank you. - All right. All right. 524 00:24:47,283 --> 00:24:50,202 All right, Fin, Fin, Fin, please, can we just talk about this? 525 00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:53,039 I can't hear you. The-the alarm is going off. 526 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,865 I saw you pull the alarm, okay? 527 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,010 I need, I need you to leave the premises. 528 00:24:57,035 --> 00:24:58,854 I didn't know that they were going to be here. 529 00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:01,964 - I didn't know. - Please. Go, go! 530 00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,151 It's for your own safety, ma'am, please. 531 00:25:04,175 --> 00:25:05,384 Fin, come on. 532 00:25:05,426 --> 00:25:08,554 I need you to exit the building, please! 533 00:25:08,579 --> 00:25:10,823 Just get out, please. 534 00:25:10,848 --> 00:25:12,892 [ALARM CONTINUES BLARING] 535 00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,978 [SOMBER MUSIC] 536 00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:26,030 ["SLOPPY" BY KING MALA] 537 00:25:26,113 --> 00:25:28,133 ♪ God called, she said I'm headed straight ♪ 538 00:25:28,157 --> 00:25:30,451 - ♪ Into the fire... ♪ - [SIREN WAILING] 539 00:25:30,476 --> 00:25:31,660 Fuck. 540 00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:35,956 ♪ I like the way that it burns, karma keeps showing up... ♪ 541 00:25:35,998 --> 00:25:39,359 - You want to grab dinner? - Um... 542 00:25:40,795 --> 00:25:42,588 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 543 00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:45,566 I can't. Actually. 544 00:25:45,591 --> 00:25:48,302 You're right. We should probably just go back to mine 545 00:25:48,344 --> 00:25:49,887 and finish what we started. 546 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,098 - [LAUGHS] Okay. - Okay? 547 00:25:52,139 --> 00:25:53,516 [BOTH LAUGHING] 548 00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:56,143 I'm just saying, this night could be over. 549 00:25:56,227 --> 00:25:58,121 My adrenaline is fucking pumping. 550 00:25:58,204 --> 00:26:00,331 I never performed in L.A. before. 551 00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:02,539 And fire alarm or not, that crowd was dope. 552 00:26:02,564 --> 00:26:06,320 - Where do you usually perform? - My house. TikTok. 553 00:26:06,362 --> 00:26:11,718 Tiny-ass venues in Ohio. A retirement home in Akron. Yeah. 554 00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:15,412 You're really good. I think you're great, actually. 555 00:26:15,454 --> 00:26:17,915 - I'm glad you liked it. - Unfortunately, 556 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:21,162 you did sleep with my ex, and I'm really 557 00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:24,463 not into being anyone's second choice, so... 558 00:26:24,505 --> 00:26:26,590 ♪ I tried it all... ♪ 559 00:26:27,144 --> 00:26:29,927 Wait, wait. I've been here for six months, 560 00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,363 how could I have slept with your ex? 561 00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:33,931 [SOPHIE] Hey, Dani, can I get a ride? 562 00:26:33,956 --> 00:26:35,533 ♪ In a choke hold ♪ 563 00:26:35,558 --> 00:26:38,519 ♪ If life is gonna fuck me... ♪ 564 00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:42,982 Hey, uh... nice to see you again. 565 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,318 [DRE] Hey. Yeah. 566 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,738 - Cool. - It was nice to meet you. 567 00:26:49,780 --> 00:26:52,032 ♪ If life is ♪ 568 00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:55,035 ♪ Gonna fuck me, it better ♪ 569 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,120 That's it? 570 00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:58,080 ♪ Call me mommy... ♪ 571 00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:00,499 No, actually. 572 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:05,754 Um... if you ever need a publicist, hit me up. 573 00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:09,717 A publicist? Wonderful. 574 00:27:10,642 --> 00:27:12,560 Great. 575 00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:16,073 [LAUGHING] 576 00:27:16,098 --> 00:27:18,100 ♪ Chaos... ♪ 577 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,794 A publicist, bro? 578 00:27:20,819 --> 00:27:22,070 [GROANS] 579 00:27:22,229 --> 00:27:25,191 All right. I see you, Dani. 580 00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:27,234 Shoot. [LAUGHS] 581 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:29,720 [EXHALES] Okay. 582 00:27:33,317 --> 00:27:36,202 - What, what's wrong? - I'm afraid I'll hurt you. 583 00:27:36,282 --> 00:27:38,722 Well, I thought you knew your way around down there. 584 00:27:38,746 --> 00:27:41,600 Well, the thing is, my high school girlfriend and I, 585 00:27:41,624 --> 00:27:44,056 we, like, did stuff, but we didn't... 586 00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:47,171 - Oh, you've never had sex? - Technically, no. 587 00:27:47,254 --> 00:27:49,191 - No shame. - No, but, yeah. 588 00:27:49,215 --> 00:27:50,758 We just never really felt ready. 589 00:27:50,841 --> 00:27:52,736 Okay, but you want to bone your new guy or no? 590 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,430 That's, like, a big question to ask before I penetrate you. 591 00:27:56,472 --> 00:27:59,183 [CHUCKLES] Okay, it felt natch to me. 592 00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:00,392 Well, he asked me to go away 593 00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:02,829 - with him and I... - OMG, are you gonna do it? 594 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,321 - I want to but... - But what? 595 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,391 Ask me anything. I'm an open book. 596 00:28:11,509 --> 00:28:14,751 I just don't even know like how it starts. 597 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,860 Okay. 598 00:28:16,215 --> 00:28:17,813 My experience is, like, 599 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:20,263 it will be super awkward and quiet, 600 00:28:20,287 --> 00:28:22,140 and then I'll lean in and kiss whoever it is, 601 00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:23,558 and then it sort of just goes from there. 602 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,796 - Cool. - With consent, of course. 603 00:28:25,821 --> 00:28:27,429 Of course, yeah, we love consent. 604 00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:29,522 [CHUCKLES] We sure do. Then clothes come off. 605 00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:32,488 You touch him. He touches you. Usually, they're, like, a little off. 606 00:28:33,342 --> 00:28:35,695 - Off, how? - Hmm, they miss. They think 607 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,239 they're on your clit and they're rubbing your labio 608 00:28:37,263 --> 00:28:39,074 - like they're DJing in Ibiza. - Ew. 609 00:28:39,098 --> 00:28:40,659 - [IMITATES DRUMBEAT] - Stop it. 610 00:28:40,683 --> 00:28:42,935 - Stop doing that. - [LAUGHING] 611 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,747 Oh, yeah. Boys are usually total dummies about sex. 612 00:28:45,771 --> 00:28:47,999 You just have to guide them a little bit. 613 00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:51,044 Tell them what you like. Like, literally, spell it out for them. 614 00:28:51,082 --> 00:28:53,184 PowerPoint presentation that pussy. 615 00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,470 And I'll just know what I want. 616 00:28:56,809 --> 00:28:59,702 [BELLA] Yeah, you got to trust your instincts. 617 00:28:59,743 --> 00:29:01,520 You probably know a lot more than you think. 618 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,831 - Okay. - Okay. 619 00:29:03,921 --> 00:29:06,166 - I'm ready. - Okay. 620 00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,275 [LAUGHING] 621 00:29:07,418 --> 00:29:09,479 Okay, please let me know if I hurt you. 622 00:29:09,503 --> 00:29:11,005 Mm-hmm. Just-just do it. 623 00:29:11,088 --> 00:29:13,674 - Do it. - Okay. Ready? Here we go. 624 00:29:13,699 --> 00:29:16,619 [HUMMING] 625 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,512 [EXHALES] 626 00:29:19,835 --> 00:29:21,670 Mm. Mm. 627 00:29:22,266 --> 00:29:24,244 - I got it. I got it! - Oh, my God! 628 00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:26,562 - Thank you! - Oh, my God, ew, ew, ew. 629 00:29:26,603 --> 00:29:29,106 I knew you could do it! I knew you could do it! 630 00:29:29,148 --> 00:29:30,941 I feel really accomplished! 631 00:29:30,966 --> 00:29:32,376 - Yes! - Oh. 632 00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:35,321 - Good, good. Oh, my God. - Wow. Wow. 633 00:29:35,362 --> 00:29:40,409 Oh, well, now you just got to do a little something for yourself. 634 00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:41,686 Like what? 635 00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:45,055 Like this. 636 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,541 - Here. - ♪ Yeah, we are fired up. ♪ 637 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,960 [MOVIE PLAYING QUIETLY] 638 00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:52,212 [QUIET CHATTER] 639 00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:56,050 Uh, excuse me, can you please move? 640 00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:59,403 - I'm trying to watch the movie. - Oh, it's just gonna take a second. 641 00:29:59,428 --> 00:30:04,141 - You're being rude. - I'm trying to spy on my girlfriend. 642 00:30:04,231 --> 00:30:05,608 [QUIET CHATTER CONTINUES] 643 00:30:05,642 --> 00:30:07,162 Hey, actually, what do you think? 644 00:30:07,186 --> 00:30:09,122 You think they look like they're on a date? 645 00:30:09,595 --> 00:30:10,689 Or do you think that could be, 646 00:30:10,731 --> 00:30:13,734 like, her cousin or something? It's hard to tell. 647 00:30:13,817 --> 00:30:14,817 I can't... 648 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:17,488 I can't really tell from here. Can you? 649 00:30:17,529 --> 00:30:18,923 [ACTRESS] That's the most exciting thing 650 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,450 - anyone's ever done for me. - [DOLORES] Ooh. 651 00:30:21,475 --> 00:30:23,852 Well, let's hope they're not full-blood. 652 00:30:24,536 --> 00:30:26,570 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 653 00:30:26,595 --> 00:30:30,000 - You're on a date? - Alice? What are you doing here? 654 00:30:30,084 --> 00:30:33,462 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 655 00:30:33,487 --> 00:30:35,814 [ACTOR] Are you crazy? 656 00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:39,216 - Hey, hey. You lied to me. - Sit down, lady. 657 00:30:39,241 --> 00:30:42,711 Okay, this is just gonna take a second, sir, so just pipe down. 658 00:30:42,736 --> 00:30:46,387 You told me you were working and you're clearly on a date. 659 00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:48,929 I know. 660 00:30:48,954 --> 00:30:51,614 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lied to you about having to work. 661 00:30:51,973 --> 00:30:55,180 [ALICE] Yeah, no shit. I thought we were, like, a thing. 662 00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:56,652 We are a thing. 663 00:30:56,677 --> 00:30:59,463 And we can be a thing, too. We just don't know yet, 664 00:30:59,488 --> 00:31:03,534 - because we're dating. - Yeah, we're dating. 665 00:31:03,617 --> 00:31:07,254 Yes, this is dating. We date each other and we date other people. 666 00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:09,030 Uh, since when? 667 00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:11,868 Since the beginning of time, as far as I know. 668 00:31:11,893 --> 00:31:15,295 Well, I wish somebody had told me. Namely you. 669 00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:18,073 I thought you knew. And I definitely thought 670 00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:19,609 you were dating other people, too. 671 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:22,020 - Why would you think that? - I don't know. 672 00:31:22,045 --> 00:31:23,237 You're famous. 673 00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:24,489 - [GROANS] - [PHONE CAMERA CLICKS] 674 00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:25,597 Who is she? 675 00:31:25,681 --> 00:31:27,242 - [ALICE] Okay... - Is it Ellen? 676 00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:30,394 No. Okay, that is such a bullshit excuse. 677 00:31:30,476 --> 00:31:32,246 - I should just go. - No. 678 00:31:32,271 --> 00:31:34,411 - What? - No, you should stay. 679 00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:36,480 Alice... 680 00:31:36,859 --> 00:31:39,684 It's not an excuse. Okay? It's just a fact. 681 00:31:40,112 --> 00:31:41,655 I like you. 682 00:31:41,697 --> 00:31:43,657 But I also like my regular life. 683 00:31:43,699 --> 00:31:46,743 And those two things don't naturally go together 684 00:31:46,785 --> 00:31:48,680 because we just live in different worlds. 685 00:31:48,727 --> 00:31:51,146 You with the reg... Oh, my God, I'm normal. 686 00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:54,042 - I have normal friends. - No. You're not. 687 00:31:54,126 --> 00:31:56,962 And you haven't been for so long you can't even see it. 688 00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:58,672 No. No, you know what? 689 00:31:58,714 --> 00:32:00,733 I think you're looking for things that are wrong 690 00:32:00,757 --> 00:32:02,092 because this is right. 691 00:32:02,134 --> 00:32:04,487 Did you ever think of that? Did that ever occur to you? 692 00:32:04,511 --> 00:32:07,514 That maybe this is about you and not about me? 693 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:09,016 I just need to go slow. 694 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:11,852 You know, just turn the heat down a little. 695 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:15,272 And I guess I just didn't know how to tell you that. 696 00:32:15,297 --> 00:32:17,541 Well, this way sucked. 697 00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,461 - For all of us. - Sit down. 698 00:32:19,485 --> 00:32:20,837 - Oh, shut it, mister. - Yeah. 699 00:32:20,861 --> 00:32:23,530 You never had a little dating drama in your life? 700 00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:25,199 No. 701 00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:30,537 I'm sorry... I lied to you. I really am. 702 00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:33,373 Yeah, I am, too. 703 00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:37,461 You like her more than me? 704 00:32:37,911 --> 00:32:38,973 Alice. 705 00:32:40,506 --> 00:32:42,211 You didn't have to answer that. 706 00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:45,485 Well, enjoy your movie. 707 00:32:49,442 --> 00:32:52,222 By the way, he dies in the end! 708 00:32:52,247 --> 00:32:55,292 - Come on, lady! - [OTHERS SHOUTING] 709 00:32:55,610 --> 00:33:00,275 Okay, okay, let's just think of another way to pick a donor. 710 00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:04,029 Right? Let's, uh, not focus on perfection. 711 00:33:04,619 --> 00:33:08,158 - What are we looking for? - I guess you. 712 00:33:08,242 --> 00:33:09,368 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 713 00:33:09,451 --> 00:33:12,782 You have managed to both flatter me and insult me? 714 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:15,707 - Only you can really do that. - Oh, thanks. 715 00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:19,044 Okay, so, who are you? 716 00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:20,112 Uh... 717 00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:22,473 Okay, me, uh... 718 00:33:22,589 --> 00:33:25,259 Who am I? Um... 719 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,319 I am Chinese American. 720 00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:29,805 - That feels important. - Of course. 721 00:33:30,047 --> 00:33:31,723 Uh, I don't know, I'm anxious. 722 00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:34,089 - [CHUCKLES] - You want our kid to be anxious? 723 00:33:34,121 --> 00:33:37,236 No, no, of course not. I'm just describing myself. 724 00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:39,731 - You like books. - That's true. I do. 725 00:33:39,772 --> 00:33:42,401 But, I mean, is there a section for that? 726 00:33:42,426 --> 00:33:46,280 I see, uh, favorites animal, favorite person, 727 00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:48,381 education, food. I mean... 728 00:33:48,406 --> 00:33:51,914 [EXHALES] This is really making me sad. 729 00:33:53,682 --> 00:33:57,299 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 730 00:33:57,499 --> 00:33:59,686 You know, this was supposed to be really fun, 731 00:33:59,710 --> 00:34:02,337 and it's just depressing, really. 732 00:34:02,379 --> 00:34:05,100 I just wish we could make a baby 733 00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,259 that's part of you and part of me and... 734 00:34:07,301 --> 00:34:08,695 - Yeah, me too. - [EXHALES SOFTLY] 735 00:34:08,930 --> 00:34:12,347 Cis-heads can just get drunk and do this on accident, 736 00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:14,492 but we have to self-reflect and... 737 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,828 Oh, cis-heads definitely need to be doing some self-reflecting, too. 738 00:34:17,852 --> 00:34:19,747 - And there should be a test. - Right? 739 00:34:19,830 --> 00:34:22,583 There's a test for everything, except to be a parent. 740 00:34:22,608 --> 00:34:25,068 - Any idiot could do it. - Oh, and they do. 741 00:34:25,093 --> 00:34:28,250 - All the time. - Okay, maybe we just have to 742 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:30,174 figure out what we have in common. 743 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,952 So the baby, like, fits in our family, you know? 744 00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:35,912 Yeah. 745 00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:38,057 - Yeah, I love that idea. - Okay. 746 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:43,587 Okay. All right. Well, let's see if shit-talking is a category. 747 00:34:43,629 --> 00:34:45,964 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's right here. 748 00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:49,343 - Under religion. - Wow. [LAUGHS] 749 00:34:50,029 --> 00:34:52,375 [TESS] I thought you were it for me. 750 00:34:54,723 --> 00:34:55,903 Yeah, I never... 751 00:34:57,184 --> 00:34:59,603 let myself think about the future. 752 00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:03,749 'Cause my mom, she always made all of these big promises, 753 00:35:03,774 --> 00:35:06,735 every time she got a new gig, or met a new guy. 754 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,504 And... none of them ever panned out. So... 755 00:35:11,446 --> 00:35:16,346 - I just stopped thinking long-term. - [SHANE] Yep. 756 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:20,290 And I've tried, but I've never been able to think long-term. 757 00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:22,410 I let myself with you though. 758 00:35:24,795 --> 00:35:27,895 I... saw my life with you. 759 00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,635 Us getting old together. 760 00:35:31,746 --> 00:35:34,785 I've never been able to do that with anyone. 761 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:37,468 But it can't happen. 762 00:35:37,794 --> 00:35:39,004 Unless you really 763 00:35:39,029 --> 00:35:42,157 try to figure out why it is you do what you do. 764 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:44,540 Because if you don't, we're just gonna end up 765 00:35:44,564 --> 00:35:47,002 right back here and I can't do this again. 766 00:35:47,027 --> 00:35:49,367 It's just too painful. Do you understand that? 767 00:35:53,801 --> 00:35:58,414 - I'm not happy, Tess. - [SOFT, SOMBER MUSIC] 768 00:36:00,009 --> 00:36:01,886 [EXHALES SOFTLY] 769 00:36:06,113 --> 00:36:08,157 [SIGHS] 770 00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:12,140 - Hey. Tess. - [CRYING] 771 00:36:21,017 --> 00:36:25,564 No, I'm so sorry, I can't do this back-and-forth. 772 00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:27,820 I just, I need to get off this fucking ride. 773 00:36:33,613 --> 00:36:36,283 - [LAUGHING] - Oh, my God! No. 774 00:36:36,366 --> 00:36:38,952 Just not. Definitely. 775 00:36:38,977 --> 00:36:40,632 How do you even do that? 776 00:36:42,622 --> 00:36:46,585 - Hmm. - [BELLA] Okay, uh... let's see. 777 00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:47,934 Oh, what about this one? 778 00:36:47,961 --> 00:36:49,731 - Yeah, I like her. - Yeah. 779 00:36:49,755 --> 00:36:50,839 [BOTH GIGGLING] 780 00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:52,900 She's all like, I'm cute, I'm compact... 781 00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:55,255 And I get shit done. 782 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,928 - Sure. - Yeah. 783 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,455 Oh, God, you're hilarious. 784 00:36:59,556 --> 00:37:00,599 He's lucky to have you. 785 00:37:01,514 --> 00:37:03,232 - [CHUCKLES] Thanks, Bella. - Mm. 786 00:37:03,257 --> 00:37:05,896 - That's super sweet. - Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES] 787 00:37:05,937 --> 00:37:08,440 Okay, purchased. 788 00:37:08,544 --> 00:37:13,048 - Oh, I should get one, too. - But, like, in different colors. 789 00:37:13,528 --> 00:37:17,532 - So we don't mix them up. - [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. 790 00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:20,619 - Such a good call. [LAUGHS] - Thank you so much. 791 00:37:20,644 --> 00:37:24,273 Yep, yep. That is the right move. 792 00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:29,543 [TESS SIGHS] 793 00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:32,736 [DOOR OPENS] 794 00:37:32,922 --> 00:37:34,941 [FINLEY] Hey, Mack. Where's your mama? 795 00:37:34,966 --> 00:37:36,778 - Oh, my God. - [FINLEY] Shane? 796 00:37:36,802 --> 00:37:38,887 Oh, my God. Finley! 797 00:37:38,969 --> 00:37:42,891 - Open, open the door, open the door. - [FINLEY] Hi, okay. 798 00:37:42,974 --> 00:37:45,185 [LAUGHING] 799 00:37:46,828 --> 00:37:48,079 Hey. 800 00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:51,316 Oh, my God, I was wondering why you weren't answering my texts. 801 00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:53,276 [TESS] Oh, God. 802 00:37:53,318 --> 00:37:57,155 - I, uh... what happened? - [SHANE] Thank you. 803 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:04,204 I'm gonna get my stuff and I'll take the dog. 804 00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,516 What? That's it? You're just gonna go? 805 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,081 Yeah. 806 00:38:11,305 --> 00:38:13,419 I don't know what else to do, Tess. 807 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,323 I can't keep hurting you, so... 808 00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:20,247 I think this is for the best. 809 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,682 [SLOW, SOMBER MUSIC] 810 00:38:27,679 --> 00:38:29,640 [QUIETLY] Oh, my God. 811 00:38:32,442 --> 00:38:34,361 [SIGHS] 812 00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:38,746 I had a shit day, too. 813 00:38:40,538 --> 00:38:41,765 It's okay. 814 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:45,912 - Ready? - Yeah. 815 00:38:45,996 --> 00:38:48,665 [MICAH SIGHS] 816 00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,400 [CLICKS] 817 00:38:51,004 --> 00:38:52,744 No fucking results? 818 00:38:52,794 --> 00:38:55,589 - [EXHALES] - You got to be kidding me. 819 00:38:57,775 --> 00:38:59,433 Back to the Tupperware? 820 00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:02,881 Yeah. 821 00:39:08,935 --> 00:39:11,479 ["DIFFERENT" BY WILD STORY] 822 00:39:13,064 --> 00:39:16,192 ♪ Keep trying to fit inside the lines now ♪ 823 00:39:16,276 --> 00:39:19,112 ♪ What if we never do? ♪ 824 00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:22,574 ♪ Sick of standing on the outside ♪ 825 00:39:22,616 --> 00:39:24,534 ♪ Of a crowded room ♪ 826 00:39:24,618 --> 00:39:27,203 ♪ Rainbows in our eyes can't seem to find ♪ 827 00:39:27,245 --> 00:39:30,582 ♪ The great divide and get to the bottom ♪ 828 00:39:30,624 --> 00:39:32,083 ♪ Could be somebody else ♪ 829 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,628 ♪ But who the hell will tell themselves ♪ 830 00:39:34,669 --> 00:39:37,631 - ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪ - _ 831 00:39:38,558 --> 00:39:41,435 ♪ Sometimes it feels like ♪ 832 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:44,213 ♪ Nobody is listening ♪ 833 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,223 ♪ Sharks in the water ♪ 834 00:39:47,307 --> 00:39:49,434 ♪ But I just keep swimming ♪ 835 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,104 ♪ We'll never fit in with the rest ♪ 836 00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:55,440 ♪ We've all got monsters under beds ♪ 837 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,526 - ♪ We'll never change it ♪ -[SIGHS] 838 00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:02,829 ♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪ 839 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,909 ♪ Would they notice if we got lost? ♪ 840 00:40:06,453 --> 00:40:08,536 ♪ If we disappeared? ♪ 841 00:40:08,578 --> 00:40:11,873 ♪ Tell me right after this rainstorm ♪ 842 00:40:11,915 --> 00:40:14,292 ♪ That the smoke will clear ♪ 843 00:40:14,334 --> 00:40:15,794 ♪ Looking at our dreams ♪ 844 00:40:15,835 --> 00:40:18,046 ♪ On movie screens and magazines ♪ 845 00:40:18,129 --> 00:40:20,191 - [PHONE BUZZING] - ♪ Don't see a reflection ♪ 846 00:40:20,215 --> 00:40:21,633 ♪ Could be somebody else ♪ 847 00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:24,026 ♪ But who the hell will tell themselves ♪ 848 00:40:24,051 --> 00:40:27,287 - Hey. - ♪ It's us that's the problem ♪ 849 00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:29,093 Outside? Here? 850 00:40:29,408 --> 00:40:30,640 Now? 851 00:40:32,154 --> 00:40:33,072 Okay. 852 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,355 ♪ We'll never change it ♪ 853 00:40:35,438 --> 00:40:38,024 ♪ 'Cause, darling, we're different ♪ 854 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,129 [GROANS] 855 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:46,551 - Sorry I closed the bar early. - It's fine. 856 00:40:46,576 --> 00:40:50,414 - I'll pay you back whatever I lost. - I'm sure it wasn't much. 857 00:40:50,446 --> 00:40:52,716 Or you can just take it out of my paycheck. 858 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:54,015 But maybe not all at once. 859 00:40:54,562 --> 00:40:56,918 Or just do whatever you think is best. 860 00:40:56,943 --> 00:40:59,086 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] It's fine. 861 00:40:59,289 --> 00:41:04,175 Also, we might owe the fire department a couple thousand dollars. 862 00:41:04,217 --> 00:41:06,362 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - But it was that or drink. 863 00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:09,472 So I just thought it was best to get the hell out of there. 864 00:41:09,514 --> 00:41:10,558 Mm. 865 00:41:11,725 --> 00:41:14,728 I'm talking because I felt like 866 00:41:14,769 --> 00:41:19,190 whatever happened out there was bad, 867 00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:23,242 and I want to make it better, but I don't know how to, so... 868 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,282 [GENTLE MUSIC] 869 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:36,708 We need to go to a meeting. 870 00:41:37,117 --> 00:41:39,084 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 871 00:41:39,109 --> 00:41:42,964 - Um, let's go to a meeting. - Okay, yeah, let's do that. 872 00:41:43,006 --> 00:41:44,150 - Let's, um... - That's a good idea. 873 00:41:44,174 --> 00:41:46,094 - Yeah. - [CLEARS THROAT] 874 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,012 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 875 00:41:49,054 --> 00:41:52,348 All right. We got ice cream. 876 00:41:52,449 --> 00:41:55,535 - Mm-hmm. - Popcorn. Here we go. 877 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,078 Yeah, for sure. 878 00:41:57,709 --> 00:41:58,957 Oh. God. 879 00:42:00,844 --> 00:42:03,860 - What happened tonight was... - Oh, my gosh. 880 00:42:03,902 --> 00:42:07,280 It was...  gay, so very gay. 881 00:42:07,322 --> 00:42:11,868 - There really aren't enough of us. - Mm-mm. You know... 882 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:14,873 you should hit them streets and start recruiting some more people. 883 00:42:14,898 --> 00:42:16,724 I'm sure they'd sign up in a heartbeat. 884 00:42:16,748 --> 00:42:19,359 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - Right. 885 00:42:20,502 --> 00:42:21,961 Mm. 886 00:42:25,992 --> 00:42:27,828 You know, I, um... 887 00:42:29,348 --> 00:42:32,680 I haven't really let myself think about Dre since we met. 888 00:42:32,764 --> 00:42:33,515 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 889 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,598 God, we had the best weekend together. 890 00:42:38,762 --> 00:42:41,039 [CHUCKLES] It was like I was in a different life 891 00:42:41,064 --> 00:42:43,445 - for a minute or something. - I can imagine. 892 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,129 I don't have to imagine, actually. 893 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,331 I have my own version of them... right up here. 894 00:42:52,176 --> 00:42:56,913 - Yeah, that's right. - Mm-hmm. 895 00:42:57,344 --> 00:43:00,583 You know, if... if you're into them 896 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,812 and you wanna see where it goes, like, don't... 897 00:43:02,836 --> 00:43:03,795 - Mm. No. - I'm... 898 00:43:03,837 --> 00:43:05,815 No, no, no, no. No, no. No. 899 00:43:05,839 --> 00:43:07,465 I'm not gonna do that to you. 900 00:43:07,549 --> 00:43:09,683 You know me. Loyal like a dog. 901 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,388 Yeah. 902 00:43:13,413 --> 00:43:14,557 - Mm! - Hmm? 903 00:43:14,848 --> 00:43:17,284 We should watch the director's cut of The Wedding Planner. 904 00:43:17,308 --> 00:43:19,602 - Oh, my God. Yes, we should. - Yes. 905 00:43:19,627 --> 00:43:20,662 And you know why? 906 00:43:20,687 --> 00:43:22,665 Because, you know, it just makes me feel good 907 00:43:22,689 --> 00:43:26,199 knowing that J.Lo's heel just so happens to be 908 00:43:26,224 --> 00:43:29,362 the exact same size as a manhole cover hole. 909 00:43:29,404 --> 00:43:32,033 - You remember that shit? - That is what makes it fate though. 910 00:43:32,058 --> 00:43:33,619 - I know, it's fucking fate. - It's fate. 911 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,636 - [EXHALES] - Oh, wait, what does he say? 912 00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,930 [AS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY] "I have no idea 913 00:43:37,954 --> 00:43:40,677 why you became a wedding planner, Mary. 914 00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:45,712 But I know... the curves of your face. 915 00:43:45,737 --> 00:43:46,905 [LAUGHING] 916 00:43:46,930 --> 00:43:51,184 And I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. 917 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:54,216 And I know that that night in the park 918 00:43:55,384 --> 00:43:58,057 was the best night I ever had." 919 00:43:58,099 --> 00:43:59,267 So good. 920 00:43:59,309 --> 00:44:00,744 Okay, you've definitely seen it too many times. 921 00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:03,479 Oh, fuck, yeah. Again and again and again. 922 00:44:03,521 --> 00:44:07,400 - By the way, he dies in the end. - Come on, lady! 923 00:44:07,483 --> 00:44:09,253 Okay, stop. I can't watch it anymore. 924 00:44:09,277 --> 00:44:11,654 - Stop. - Wow, they really turned on you. 925 00:44:11,696 --> 00:44:13,884 [SIGHS] I know. 926 00:44:14,829 --> 00:44:16,247 Can you blame them? 927 00:44:16,272 --> 00:44:18,845 Okay, it wasn't my finest moment. 928 00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:20,389 [LAUGHING] You look insane. 929 00:44:20,413 --> 00:44:24,083 - Okay! Okay. Okay. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 930 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:26,353 And it looks like I ate both tubs of popcorn. 931 00:44:26,377 --> 00:44:29,948 - Did you eat both popcorns? - Well, yeah, I mean... 932 00:44:30,048 --> 00:44:31,090 Duh. 933 00:44:31,132 --> 00:44:33,468 - All right. - [SIGHS] 934 00:44:33,896 --> 00:44:37,200 You know, it's not like it was even right with Taylor... 935 00:44:38,322 --> 00:44:40,533 Or anyone lately. 936 00:44:40,558 --> 00:44:45,138 Do you ever think that maybe this "not right" thing... 937 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,816 has more to do with you? 938 00:44:48,858 --> 00:44:50,985 - No. - No? 939 00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:52,850 - Mm-mm. - All right. 940 00:44:54,522 --> 00:44:56,941 [EXHALES] 941 00:44:57,290 --> 00:45:01,151 - You okay? - No. 942 00:45:01,454 --> 00:45:05,048 No, no, I'm not. I'm not okay. I, uh... 943 00:45:06,263 --> 00:45:07,524 I ruined it. 944 00:45:08,336 --> 00:45:11,381 I ruined it. With Tess. 945 00:45:12,255 --> 00:45:17,344 - No, she loves you. - Yeah, but that's not enough. 946 00:45:18,763 --> 00:45:20,515 Well, look at us. 947 00:45:20,598 --> 00:45:22,161 - Oh, yeah. - [MACK SNORING] 948 00:45:22,912 --> 00:45:26,833 ["WE'LL ALL BE ALRIGHT" BY AMY STROUP] 949 00:45:28,641 --> 00:45:30,606 You want to be the little spoon? 950 00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:35,109 No one's ever asked me that. 951 00:45:35,822 --> 00:45:39,075 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 952 00:45:39,117 --> 00:45:42,495 - Yeah, I'll be the little spoon. - You got it. 953 00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:46,874 ♪ Love of mine ♪ 954 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:52,338 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 955 00:45:53,047 --> 00:45:58,803 ♪ We'll all, we will all, we will all be alright ♪ 956 00:45:58,827 --> 00:46:03,827 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 957 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:14,193 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 72209

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