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I just want to be able to go out
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and have a nice night for once.
Is that too much to ask?
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One thing I fuck up
in the last nine years.
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- One thing?
- Eight years in a row...
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It's literally the most important things
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you have to remember in a relationship.
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That's not the right way
to use "literally".
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Uh, I know the difference
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between literal and figurative
language, Dave!
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You get something on me
and never let it go.
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Come on!
I knew it was your birthday!
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'Cause you saw it on Facebook!
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That's how most people
remember birthdays!
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I just want
a little bit of respect, Dave.
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Why does everything
have to be an argument?
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- Why do you think?!
- You're the one raising your voice!
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'Cause it's the only way I can be heard!
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- You're like a child!
- I'm like a child?
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Yeah, you're like a child!
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You're the one shouting at me!
You started shouting first!
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‐ I knew this was coming.
‐ Not one present!
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‐ There's a version of this‐‐
there's a version of this
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where we've had
a really lovely time together.
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‐ Just buy me a fucking present.
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Maybe that would be a nice thing to do.
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- ‐ Just because Stevie cooks one meal...
- Yeah?
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...doesn't mean suddenly we all
have to know how to wash rice!
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‐ What are you fucking
talking about, Dave?!
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I'm talking about it's a different thing!
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‐ Oh, my God! It's about
being a fucking grown‐up!
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‐ I am being a grown‐up!
Have a look!
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Just get what I asked you!
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‐...and pumpkin activated...
‐ Just get what I asked you!
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‐...fucking quinoa‐stuffed...
‐ Not that one! I need this one!
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It's pumpkin and red lentil!
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I just want to take you home with me.
Yes, I do.
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Listen! Dave!
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Fucking listen to me!
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No! I said no. No!
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‐ No! Listen.
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Calm down! Calm down! Listen!
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‐ Mate, move on. Move on.
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Mate, you've got to move on.
Come on. Get a move on.
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‐ Pack it up, get out of here.
‐ What are you doing?
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‐ I make an effort every day!
‐ Dave... You don't even...
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‐ I'm making an effort
right now being here!
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I'll get you something next week!
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‐ You don't!
You fucking don't, Dave!
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‐ Get yourself a present,
wrap it up from me! See if I care!
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‐ Oh, my God!
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Well, gosh, gee, golly‐o!
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I do love a good song, Frogsie!
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I love singing so much, Teddy!
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And I love singing with you, Frogsie!
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‐ Mommy says you're staying with us.
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How long will you be here?
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‐
Go to school, Felix.
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‐ I've been to school.
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‐ What time is it?
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‐ It's Teddy McGiggle time.
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‐ Mc... What?! Where's your mom?
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‐ At the shops.
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If you're staying,
does that mean we can hang out lots?
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‐ No. Make me a coffee.
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‐ I can't make coffee.
I'm five.
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Do you want to play with my toy tractor?
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‐ No.
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Look, Uncle David hit Mommy's
booze cabinet pretty hard.
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Ohh, fuck!
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‐ That's a bad word, Uncle David.
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The McGiggle dance!
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A‐one, two, three, go!
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We're coming down under, kiddlywinks!
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‐ What's this, Uncle David?
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Pew, pew! Pew! Pew!
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‐ Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Pew, pew! Pew, pew!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew!
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‐ What do you think you're doing?
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Relax. He's really good at it.
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Whoa! What are you doing?!
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You're not meant to turn it off like that!
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You'll damage the hardware!
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‐ Don't expose him
to that sort of violence.
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‐ It's not real!
‐ That's not the point.
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He's five.
What's wrong with you?
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Come and help me unpack
the shopping, fluffy duck.
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We're having pizza for dinner.
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‐ Pizza? Thank fuck! I'm starving!
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Oh, fuck off!
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Could someone tell me what
the fuck that is meant to be?
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Dave!
‐ Mommy, he did it again.
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‐ I will kick you out.
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I don't care what you're going through.
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‐ What is that?
‐ Tofu.
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‐ And this?
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‐ It's broccoli.
It's a kind of vegetable.
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‐ You like eating this?
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‐ Yes. And so does my tractor.
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‐ Where's the cheese?
‐ I can't have cheese.
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‐ You know he can't have dairy.
He's anaphylactic.
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‐ I'm allergic to fish, dairy, eggs,
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sesame, nuts, and gluten.
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‐ No one's allergic to gluten.
It's a fad.
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‐ Don't joke, Dave.
It's a life‐threatening condition.
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‐ So is what I'm going through.
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‐
Oh, Boo‐Boo!
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‐ Why did you call him Boo‐Boo?
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‐ It's what I used to call your uncle
when he was your age.
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‐
Boo‐Boo!
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‐ No, see, you don't get to call me that.
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You call me Uncle David,
Uncle Dave, D‐Man, or Big D.
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I had too much stuff going on
with the band, all right?
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I couldn't get tied down.
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‐ Miss Caroline plays the ukulele
and we all sing Taylor Swift songs.
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Well, you be sure to tell Miss Caroline
that she can go and suck a bag of dicks.
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Dave!
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‐ Teddy McGiggle says
to sing the bad word song
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when you hear a grown‐up say a bad word.
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Do you want to hear it?
‐ No.
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‐ ♪ Bad word, bad word!
'Cause you said a bad thing ♪
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♪ Now we all have to sing ♪
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♪ Tra‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la ♪
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♪ Tra‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la‐la... ♪
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‐ All Sara would ever go on about
was having kids, okay?
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That's why we fought all the time.
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‐ Dave, there are plenty of things
to be scared of in this world,
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but having a kid isn't one of them.
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‐ I came out of a test tube.
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‐ Yeah, I know you did, Felix.
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‐ Dave, there is nothing that says
you have to end up like Dad.
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‐ Felix, could you please tell your mom
that I'm now gonna go down to Domino's
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and get myself a proper
cheese‐covered pizza,
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with a side of gluten?
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‐ Mommy, Uncle David‐‐
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‐ You don't have to say it, Felix.
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Your uncle isn't making
good choices right now.
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‐ You know, when you get yourself
a pair of big‐boy pants,
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you realize there's more to life
than tractors!
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- Fuckin' tractors!
- ‐
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‐ Uncle David is so serious,
isn't he, Mommy?
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‐ Yes, my little fluffy duck.
He is.
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‐ Quack.
‐
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So, do you remember where we're up to?
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‐ Where they got away from the witches.
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‐ That's right.
They're in Norway,
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and they're safe at Grandma's house.
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"She was wearing a lace dress
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"and the lace kept tickling my nose.
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"I had to rest my head on my front paws.
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"'Have you ever heard my heart
humming away, Grandmama?'
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"I asked her.
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"'Often, ' she said.
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"'I hear it when you're lying
very close to me
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"'on the pillow at night.'
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"The two of us remained silent
in front of the fire
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"for a long time after that,
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"thinking about
these wonderful things.
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"'My darling, ' she said at last,
are you sure you don't mind
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"'being a mouse
for the rest of your life?'
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"'I don't mind at all, ' I said.
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"'It doesn't matter who you are
or what you look like,
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'as long as somebody
loves you.'"
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- ‐ Felix, get up! Felix!
- ‐
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‐ Get up! I need your help.
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So, when you see her,
you breathe as Darth Vader
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and then you say...
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"Hello, Aunty Sara.
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I am Darth Vader.
May the Force be with us."
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‐ Do it properly, Felix.
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When the mask is on,
you remain in character.
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"Hello, Aunty Sara.
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I am Darth Vader.
May the Force be with us."
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‐ Yeah! Daniel Day‐Lewis just
came everywhere in his pants!
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Okay. Now, can you hold up the sign?
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I'll come in and take care of the rest.
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‐ Yes, Uncle David.
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I mean...
...yes, Uncle David.
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‐ All right.
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Do it, Darth.
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What...?
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Aunty Sara.
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‐ Felix?!
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‐ I am Darth Vader.
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‐ Felix, what are you doing here?
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‐ What? No!
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What the fuck are you doing?!
‐ I live here!
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‐ Yeah, well...
who the fuck is that?!
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‐ Rory.
‐ That's Rory from work.
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‐ Well, do me a favor and get Rory
from work out of your vagina!
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‐ Don't go anywhere, Rory.
‐ Is this Dave?
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‐ Yeah, hi, Rory. I'm Dave.
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I'm Sara's boyfriend
of nine fucking years.
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‐ Can you watch your language
around the kid, please?
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I am not a kid.
I am Darth Vader.
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May the Force be with us.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you fucked up, didn't you, Sara?
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Because I was gonna marry you.
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I was possibly gonna give you a baby.
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I even made this engagement ring
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out of a pipe‐cleaner
I found under Felix's bed.
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‐ No, you do this.
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You say one thing.
You never come through.
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‐ Hello? I was just about to!
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‐ I don't mean marriage and a baby, Dave!
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I needed you to love me.
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And you're incapable of loving
anyone but yourself.
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‐ At least I'm not stuffing
real estate agent dick in me
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the first chance I get!
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That's enough.
‐ Oh, what are you gonna do?!
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‐ You need to watch your language!
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‐ You need to stop having sex
in front of kids!
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‐ Don't talk to Rory like that.
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Rory is more in touch
with his emotional self
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than you'll ever be.
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‐ The only thing Rory is in touch
with is your slutty vagina!
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‐ Not cool.
‐ Yeah?
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"Not cool" this, motherfuck...
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Arggh! Jesus!
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Arggh! Arggh!
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- Oh, God! Fuck!
- That's it.
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- Calm down!
- Yuck!
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Your dick's on my arm!
Your sweaty dick!
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- It's disrespectful!
- Shit! No, shit! Okay!
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- Come on, easy, buddy!
- Are you gonna behave yourself?
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- There's a kid here, man! Ohh!
- Are we good now?
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- Yes?
- Arggh! Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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I'm sorry I had to resort to violence.
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Fucking Rory!
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‐ Violence is never the answer.
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If you only knew
the power of the Dark Side.
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Fucking...
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I gave you the best years of my life!
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You saw how much bush was thrown
at me when I was in a band.
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‐ That was 10 years ago!
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Stop going on about the band.
It's pathetic.
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‐ Yeah, well, I never screwed anyone else.
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I chose to be with you.
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‐ There is a big difference
between being with someone
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and being there for someone, Dave.
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Mmm.
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00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,766
‐ I hope you grow up enough
one day to realize that.
244
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,768
‐ I don't need to do that! You do!
245
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,730
Fucking idiots!
246
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,071
Don't ever expect to see me
back here again!
247
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,747
- Felix?
- I am not Felix. I am Darth Vader.
248
00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,269
Darth Vader, now!
249
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:29,838
Oh, I don't know.
250
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,466
Mommy!
‐
251
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,761
I've been trying to call you.
Where the hell have you been?
252
00:10:35,762 --> 00:10:38,721
Uncle David took me
to see Aunty Sara.
253
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,766
‐ Yeah, and guess what Aunty Sara
was doing when we got there?
254
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,893
Having sex with a real estate agent.
255
00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:45,019
‐ Hang on. What?
‐ Yeah, I know!
256
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,648
‐ You woke my son up so he could
go see two people having sex?
257
00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,315
‐ No, not specifically.
258
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,777
‐ The naked man punched
Uncle Dave on the nose
259
00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:54,696
'cause Aunty Sara has a slutty vagina.
260
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,780
‐ I don't believe this.
261
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,740
‐ I know. It's unbelievable!
262
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,033
I mean, how could she do this to me?
263
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,746
‐ If you can't understand
how incredibly inappropriate it is
264
00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:04,373
to take your nephew out
in the middle of the night,
265
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:05,623
then you can find
somewhere else to stay.
266
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,377
‐ What are you talking about?
He had a great time!
267
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:09,836
Look, he's Darth Vader!
268
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,192
‐ I am your father, Mommy.
269
00:11:11,193 --> 00:11:12,547
‐ See? He's really good at it.
270
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:15,759
‐ It's late.
I have a double shift tomorrow.
271
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,470
Get out of my house.
272
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,393
‐ What, are you crying now?
273
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,480
‐ Mommy, you said it's good to cry.
274
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:35,612
‐ Why can't Uncle David
stay on the couch?
275
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,994
‐ Look, if you're gonna stay here,
then you have to start contributing.
276
00:11:41,995 --> 00:11:42,994
‐ Yeah.
277
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,954
‐ Just... put him to bed now.
278
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,956
And you can take him
to school tomorrow.
279
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,042
‐ Can we play the shooty game,
Uncle David?
280
00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,212
‐ I don't want us
to get in trouble, Felix.
281
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,007
We'll have to play it with the sound off.
282
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:59,136
I need to get to class
early for Miss Caroline.
283
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,825
It's my turn to feed Neville.
284
00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:02,670
‐ Is Neville special‐needs?
285
00:12:02,671 --> 00:12:04,515
‐ Neville's the class guinea pig.
286
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,352
‐ Hey, Felix!
What's for lunch today?
287
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,312
‐ That's Max and Ashton.
288
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:13,317
They think I'm not strong
because of what Mommy packs me for food.
289
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,984
‐ What fucking douchebags!
290
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,863
Max looks like he could use
a few more tofu pizzas.
291
00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,156
Max was the fat one, yeah?
292
00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:20,448
‐ What's a douchebag?
293
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,911
‐ It's a small bag chicks use
to irrigate their vaginas.
294
00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:27,538
‐ I hope you've got yummy
broccoli today, Felix!
295
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,584
‐ Was that retarded kid using
irony to make fun of you?
296
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,376
‐ Mickey has spina bifida.
297
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,046
You love broccoli!
You love broccoli!
298
00:12:34,047 --> 00:12:35,379
‐ Hi, Felix!
299
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,132
‐ Come on, this way!
‐ Okay!
300
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,341
‐ Felix!
301
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,636
Look at you slaying puss
in the playground, huh?
302
00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:42,678
‐ Beth is my girlfriend.
303
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,347
- ‐ Yeah, dog!
- ‐
304
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,224
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
305
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,100
Good morning, Vivienne.
306
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,395
Fuck me! Who is that?
307
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,564
‐ Yes!
308
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,360
And... yes! Nice!
309
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,071
‐ That's Miss Caroline.
310
00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:01,322
‐ Jesus!
311
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,282
‐ Felix. Lucky last.
312
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,328
‐ Sorry, Miss Caroline.
I can still feed Neville.
313
00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,330
- ‐ Max has already fed him.
- Aww!
314
00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,622
Ooh! Jeez.
315
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,183
Neville will be lucky to have
anything left with that kid around.
316
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,003
‐ Uh... quickly,
put your bags on your hook
317
00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,504
and unpack crunch‐and‐sip.
318
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,674
Come on, mate.
I'll give you a hand with that. Come on.
319
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,008
‐ Hey, hey.
320
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,342
Thank you.
321
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,845
‐ I'm Dave. I'm Felix's uncle.
322
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,096
‐ Oh. Audrey.
323
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,305
Oh! Oh.
324
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,307
‐ Oh, Miss Caroline, jeez.
325
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,497
You are just a beacon of positivity
in my little nephew's life.
326
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,688
‐
‐ He talks about you all the time.
327
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:36,316
Apparently you slay Tay‐Tay
on the ukulay‐lay?
328
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:37,692
‐
Oh! I don't know about that.
329
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,904
‐ His mom's going through a weird
breakdowny thing at the moment.
330
00:13:40,905 --> 00:13:42,635
‐ Oh, no. Really?
331
00:13:42,636 --> 00:13:44,365
‐ Yeah. It's bad.
332
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,618
‐ I had no idea.
‐ Yeah.
333
00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:47,910
‐ I hope Tess is okay.
334
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:51,373
‐ Well, thankfully for everyone,
Uncle David is here to help.
335
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,083
‐ Oh, dear. He's asleep.
336
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,377
Yeah, I mean,
what's going on with his mom
337
00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:56,795
might be affecting his rhythms.
338
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:58,379
‐ Don't worry.
339
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,175
I'll give him some
special attention today.
340
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:02,383
‐ Lucky boy.
341
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,343
Felix doesn't even have a dad!
What a loser!
342
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,388
‐ You know, I don't really
think of him as a nephew.
343
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,390
I think of him as a friend.
344
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,391
My best friend. I love kids.
345
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,312
‐
‐ Ooh! What's wrong?
346
00:14:13,313 --> 00:14:14,395
‐ What happened?
347
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,356
‐ Someone hit me with the door!
348
00:14:16,357 --> 00:14:18,337
‐ Let me see. Let me see.
349
00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:20,318
‐ Oh, no!
‐ You are fine.
350
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,341
Okay, quickly, sit back down,
so we can get started.
351
00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:24,364
‐
‐ Brave little man, isn't he?
352
00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,073
‐ Nice to meet you, David.
353
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,805
‐ It is.
It's so nice to meet you, yeah.
354
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,538
Guess I'll see you later.
‐ Yeah. Mm‐hm.
355
00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,852
‐ See you, Felix.
Love you, mate.
356
00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:34,166
- Felix!
- ‐
357
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,335
‐ Love you, matey. See you.
358
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:37,793
Bye. Have fun.
359
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,921
‐ One, two, three! Eyes on me!
360
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,049
One, two! Eyes on you!
361
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,342
‐ Okay. It's time to...
362
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:48,847
♪ Make a circle, make a circle ♪
363
00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:53,351
♪ Nice and round, nice and round ♪
364
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:57,481
♪ Come on, everybody,
come on, everybody... ♪
365
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,364
Miss Caroline!
366
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,281
‐ Oh.
367
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,825
‐ Hello, David.
‐ Hey.
368
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,368
‐ Y‐you can call me Audrey.
369
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,329
‐ Didn't think I was gonna
make it in time for pick‐up.
370
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,372
I had this crazy rehearsal.
371
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,251
‐ I'm afraid he had
a really rough day today.
372
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:20,044
‐ Who did?
‐ Felix.
373
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,340
‐ Well, it's a good thing my band's
finished rehearsing for the day.
374
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:24,340
That's my band.
375
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,302
‐ "God's Sledgehammer"?
‐ That's right.
376
00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:28,386
‐ Is that a Christian band?
377
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,974
‐ No. It's more of a stadium
rock‐slash‐death metal band.
378
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:35,142
‐ Oh. 'Cause I'm a Christian, so...
379
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,980
‐ It is a Christian band.
I'm a Christian myself, actually.
380
00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:40,314
Audrey?
‐ Oh, hey, Charlotte!
381
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,359
‐ Um, Beth's older brother is really sick.
382
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,318
‐ Oh, no!
‐ It's gastro.
383
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,363
But I'm afraid I won't be able
to chaperone the excursion tomorrow.
384
00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,322
‐ Oh. Of course.
385
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,951
A lot of my class is off sick
with gastro as well.
386
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,285
‐ I hope I'm not leaving you in the lurch.
387
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,620
Do you think you'll be able
to find someone else?
388
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:56,164
‐ Hey! That's me!
I'm someone else!
389
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,651
Where are we going, Miss Caroline?
390
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,921
‐ Oh, the Force isn't working!
391
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,924
‐ Okay, so, we take it out of this...
392
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,008
‐ Mm‐hmm.
393
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,969
‐...then you take
the blue safety cap off
394
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,344
and you push the other end in here.
395
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,724
So, it's "blue in the sky,
orange in the thigh."
396
00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,308
‐ Orange in the thigh!
397
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,351
‐ Yeah, I'm serious.
"Blue in the sky" ‐‐
398
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:21,315
‐ "Orange in the thigh."
I've got it. Don't worry. He'll be fine.
399
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:23,317
Actually looking forward
to spending some quality time
400
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:24,650
with my little Lord Vader.
401
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,903
‐ Can I bring this tomorrow, Uncle David?
402
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,323
‐ And that's the only reason why you
want to go on this excursion tomorrow?
403
00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:30,845
‐ Yeah. What other reason would there be?
404
00:16:30,846 --> 00:16:32,367
‐ The one that teaches his kindy class.
405
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:33,826
‐ Miss Caroline? Come on.
406
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,246
‐ Every dad has tried
to make a pass at her.
407
00:16:36,247 --> 00:16:37,330
‐ Well, she's a Christian.
408
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,541
I'm in a stadium rock‐
slash‐death metal band.
409
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,208
How's that gonna work?
410
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,335
‐ Mommy, I nearly had it!
411
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:43,377
‐ I'm just trying to understand
412
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,380
why you would so readily
volunteer for something
413
00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:46,756
that sounds like your worst nightmare.
414
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,259
‐ Maybe it's because
I'm actually a good person.
415
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,470
God, is that such a crazy idea?
416
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,352
F‐f‐fuck... me!
417
00:16:58,353 --> 00:17:00,312
Jesus, fuck!
418
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,328
♪ But I keep cruisin' ♪
419
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:19,352
♪ Can't stop, won't stop movin' ♪
420
00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:22,375
♪ It's like I got this music ♪
421
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:26,379
♪ In my mind
singing it's gonna be alright ♪
422
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,382
♪ 'Cause the players gonna
play, play, play, play, play ♪
423
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,385
♪ And the haters gonna
hate, hate, hate, hate, hate ♪
424
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,806
♪ Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
425
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:38,308
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off ♪
426
00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:39,225
And louder now!
427
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,145
♪ Shake it off,
shake it off, uh‐uh ♪
428
00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:44,188
♪ I shake it off, shake it off ♪
429
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:47,379
♪ Uh‐uh, I shake it off,
shake it off ♪
430
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,571
♪ Uh‐uh, I shake it off, shake it off ♪
431
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:53,282
Yes!
432
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:56,284
Good job, guys!
433
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,120
‐ Hey, how long till we get going again?
434
00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,370
‐ I'm still working on it!
435
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:02,374
- ‐ Sing "Shake It Off" again!
- Yay!
436
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,834
‐ No! Sing something else!
437
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,755
‐ I think we've all had enough
of Taylor Swift right now, guys.
438
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:11,383
‐ Can you sing another song,
Miss Caroline?
439
00:18:11,384 --> 00:18:13,342
‐ Well, actually,
440
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:17,306
there is somebody on this bus
who is a professional singer.
441
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,350
Who knows what the word
'professional' means?
442
00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:21,350
Beth?
443
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:24,354
‐ It means it's your proper job
and you get paid money.
444
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:26,314
Very good, Beth!
445
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,443
You become a professional when
you're so good at something
446
00:18:29,444 --> 00:18:31,319
that you get paid to do it.
447
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,364
I am a professional kindergarten teacher.
448
00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:37,617
And David is a professional singer.
449
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,328
Isn't that right, David?
‐ Uh... that's correct.
450
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,415
Yes, I am a professional
singer, songwriter, guitarist.
451
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,667
‐ Maybe if we all nicely ask David,
452
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,171
he'll come to the front
of the bus and sing us all a song.
453
00:18:49,172 --> 00:18:51,131
What do you think, guys? Yes!
454
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,862
Please? Please?
455
00:18:52,863 --> 00:18:54,592
Louder! Louder!
456
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,095
No, no, no. I'm not prepared.
‐ Come on!
457
00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,701
‐ Okay, then. All right.
458
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,307
‐
‐ One song.
459
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,894
‐ Now, sit down and be quiet
so he can play.
460
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:10,275
‐
Um, hi, guys. Um...
461
00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:12,985
My name's David.
Uh, I'm Felix's uncle.
462
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,322
And I'm also the lead
singer‐slash‐frontman
463
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,865
of my band, God's Sledgehammer.
464
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:21,578
Oh, and let's not forget
what Leviticus teaches us.
465
00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:24,289
If anyone curses their mother
or their father,
466
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,998
they must be put to death.
467
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,294
That's in the Bible.
That's actually there. God wrote that.
468
00:19:29,295 --> 00:19:32,339
Um, this is one of my slower ditties.
469
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:35,299
Um... a ballad, if you will.
470
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:39,137
♪ Your husband left you
with two little kids ♪
471
00:19:39,138 --> 00:19:42,203
♪ Said he loved you, but he never did ♪
472
00:19:42,204 --> 00:19:45,268
♪ You pretend like everything is fine ♪
473
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,980
♪ But the screams have
taken over your mind ♪
474
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:52,317
♪ And now you're empty inside
like an empty room ♪
475
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:54,527
♪ That's full of demons and monsters too ♪
476
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,654
♪ Yeah, you're trapped in a nightmare ♪
477
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,782
♪ There's nowhere to hide from the pain ♪
478
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,743
♪ That's eating you alive ♪
479
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:04,704
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
480
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:07,541
♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, where did you go? ♪
481
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,833
♪ Mama's losing control ♪
482
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,003
♪ She's got the demons inside her,
feasting off her soul ♪
483
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:15,174
♪ You started another family,
'cause we weren't good enough ♪
484
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:16,340
♪ You didn't love your son ♪
485
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,363
♪ 'Cause you thought he wasn't tough ♪
486
00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:20,386
♪ Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, where did you go? ♪
487
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:24,308
♪ Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
where did you go, yeah? ♪
488
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:29,188
‐ Might be a little much
for everyone, you know?
489
00:20:29,189 --> 00:20:30,439
‐ Yeah, mmm.
490
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,526
- ‐ Bus is fixed.
- Oh!
491
00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:36,319
‐ Next stop, Pleasant Valley!
492
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,363
- ‐ Oh! Thank God! Yay!
- ‐
493
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,824
‐ Clap for David!
494
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,546
- Section 19 clear.
- Section 19.
495
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,924
What's the point
in flying 17 hours on a plane
496
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,302
to work in a country
you're not even allowed to see?
497
00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,054
- ‐ Section 12 clear.
- Section 12.
498
00:21:02,055 --> 00:21:03,304
‐ This country's insane.
499
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,015
Do you realize how many animals
they have here
500
00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:06,162
that can kill you?
501
00:21:06,163 --> 00:21:07,308
Listen to this.
502
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,354
"The funnel‐web spider is
the world's nastiest arachnid.
503
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,981
"The venom from this hairy
spider's massive fangs
504
00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,608
"attacks a person's nervous
system, leading to death.
505
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:18,320
The red‐bellied black snake
can grow up to seven feet long."
506
00:21:18,321 --> 00:21:19,362
Section 15 clear.
507
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:22,115
‐ "The venom from its bite
can cause skin cells to decay,
508
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,200
"along with kidney failure,
leading to death.
509
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:27,078
"There is no known anti‐venom
for the box jellyfish,
510
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,957
"which is present throughout
coastal waters of Australia.
511
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,958
"The sting instantly leads to necrosis
512
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,585
and random muscle spasms,
and finally, cardiac arrest."
513
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,340
Still, if I get flown back home
without seeing a koala bear,
514
00:21:38,341 --> 00:21:39,716
I'm gonna be pretty upset.
515
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,393
Jesus. One of them's free.
516
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,315
‐ Back away from the body
with your hands on your head!
517
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,371
Patrol to control room.
518
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,874
Project Regeneration
test subject has escaped.
519
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,377
Containment breach and casualty
in section 24.
520
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,379
Containment breach and casualty
in section 24!
521
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,799
We have a large‐scale
breach at section 25!
522
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:25,344
‐ Wait here.
I'll secure the door.
523
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,306
‐ P.
- In lockdown.
524
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:31,309
In lockdown.
525
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,605
‐ Wait, should I call for backup?
526
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,357
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
527
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,653
Get off! Get off!
528
00:22:41,654 --> 00:22:44,323
My ear! Arggh! Arggh!
529
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,075
In lockdown.
530
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,413
‐ So, it's 600 feet
back down the road. Yeah.
531
00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,832
‐ Minigolf. Minigolf.
532
00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,291
‐ This is not the petting zoo.
533
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,836
This is a US military facility.
Do you understand me?
534
00:22:57,837 --> 00:23:01,339
‐ P.
- Full code red.
535
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,301
I repeat, this is a full code red alert.
536
00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:05,676
‐ Shit!
537
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,306
Jerry! Open the gate!
Open the gate!
538
00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:11,182
Open the goddamn gate!
539
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,894
Close the gate! Close the gate!
540
00:23:47,511 --> 00:23:50,305
And our first rule is be safe.
541
00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,347
Which means remember the dangers
542
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,392
of touching and tasting things
we don't recognize.
543
00:23:53,393 --> 00:23:55,309
Our rhyme...
544
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:58,939
We can see, we can smell,
we can hear...
545
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,606
Oh, my gosh! Uncle Dave!
546
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,610
It's Teddy McGiggle!
It's Teddy McGiggle!
547
00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:06,321
‐ What? Oh, my God!
548
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,287
‐ Hi‐ho, kiddlywinks!
549
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,664
Hi‐ho, Teddy!
550
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:18,917
‐ Hi‐ho, Teddy!
551
00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:21,169
‐ Hi‐ho, Frogsie!
552
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:26,008
Well, aren't we having a super fun time
on our trip down under?!
553
00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:29,657
We swam with the fish
in the Great Barrier Reef!
554
00:24:29,658 --> 00:24:33,307
We've climbed to the top
of the Harbour Bridge!
555
00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:34,515
And today‐‐
556
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,019
today, we are visiting
the Pleasant Valley Farm
557
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:41,690
to meet and learn about all
the cute Australian animals!
558
00:24:41,691 --> 00:24:44,193
‐ I want a cuddle from a koala!
559
00:24:44,194 --> 00:24:46,527
‐ I bet you do, Frogsie!
560
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,154
Wow‐ee!
561
00:24:48,155 --> 00:24:52,034
Look at the big crowd
that's come out here to say hello to us.
562
00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:53,993
And hello to you!
563
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:57,456
What's your name,
you big bundle of sunshine?
564
00:24:57,457 --> 00:24:59,165
Come on over here.
565
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:03,670
Why don't you guys let the beautiful
yellow lady come on through?
566
00:25:03,671 --> 00:25:05,338
What's your name, little lady?
567
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,841
‐ Miss Caroline.
Oh, but my friends call me Audrey.
568
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,051
My kids call Miss Caroline.
569
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:13,346
Not my kids kids, my students.
They call me Miss Caroline.
570
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:17,351
‐ Well, that is a beautiful origin story
if I've ever heard one.
571
00:25:17,352 --> 00:25:20,979
All I know is, your kiddlywinks
sure are lucky
572
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:24,441
to have a teacher as pretty
as you, Miss Caroline!
573
00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:27,903
I want to give Miss Caroline a cuddle!
574
00:25:29,321 --> 00:25:31,614
‐ I bet you do, Frogsie!
575
00:25:31,615 --> 00:25:33,534
What do you guys say
we do the McGiggle dance?
576
00:25:33,535 --> 00:25:34,951
Yeah!
577
00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,538
‐ What do you say we do
the McGiggle dance
578
00:25:37,539 --> 00:25:40,374
to get this party started?!
579
00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,525
Excellent job, everybody.
580
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:51,092
Settle down there, kiddlywinks!
581
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:54,179
There's more than enough Teddy
to go around!
582
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,306
Whoo‐hoo!
583
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,350
Remember to be nice and gentle.
584
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,479
♪ Come with us as we giggle around ♪
585
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,397
♪ In the McGigglemobile ♪
586
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,940
Toot‐toot, Teddy!
587
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:07,316
♪ Traveling the whole world ♪
588
00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,863
♪ And sharing special memories
with the kiddlywinks ♪
589
00:26:10,864 --> 00:26:13,030
We love the kiddlywinks!
590
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,699
♪ There's no use ignoring ♪
591
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,576
♪ All the giggling and guffawing ♪
592
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,912
♪ As we shower the whole world with fun ♪
593
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,792
♪ And time and time again,
we will McGiggle with new friends ♪
594
00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:27,171
♪ Because our giggles are for everyone ♪
595
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:32,195
Can we do the McGiggle dance?
596
00:26:32,196 --> 00:26:33,874
You bet we can, Frogsie!
597
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,553
Whoo‐hoo!
598
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:38,639
♪ So, giggle, I'll giggle with you ♪
599
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,935
♪ Let's giggle,
we'll giggle all together ♪
600
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,606
♪ I feel giggly when
we all play this song... ♪
601
00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:46,856
Rock on, man!
602
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,819
♪ Life's so fun
when you giggle along... ♪
603
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,904
Yeah? Do you want to come up?
604
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,573
- All the way out to here.
- ‐
605
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,621
Everyone's watching.
No pressure.
606
00:27:00,622 --> 00:27:03,624
‐
‐ Arggh! Arggh!
607
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,961
Yeah. Rock on, idiot.
608
00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:10,047
What did we learn? Yes, Felix?
609
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,597
We got a full breach here!
A full breach!
610
00:27:18,598 --> 00:27:20,348
Somebody get up here and help me!
611
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,725
They're escaping from the front!
612
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:27,438
Get up here now! Now! Now!
613
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:30,692
Arggh! Arggh!
614
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:48,168
Whoa!
615
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:07,207
‐
‐
616
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:09,282
One, two, three, eyes on me!
617
00:28:09,283 --> 00:28:11,358
One, two, eyes on you!
618
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:16,446
‐ And then we get to meet Kimby again.
619
00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:19,031
She's going to take us on a special ride.
620
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:22,744
And then when we get back to the farm,
there'll be a surprise waiting for us!
621
00:28:22,745 --> 00:28:25,706
‐ Is it putt‐putt golf!
Are we gonna play putt‐putt golf?!
622
00:28:25,707 --> 00:28:27,457
I said it was a surprise.
623
00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:29,208
I'm going to count backwards from 10.
624
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,378
By the time I get to one,
I want you all in a line in front of me.
625
00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:34,046
And away we go! Ten! Nine!
626
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,592
‐ Miss Caroline, can we‐‐
‐ David, just call me Audrey‐‐ eight!
627
00:28:36,593 --> 00:28:38,552
Yeah, I feel like
I haven't been helping enough.
628
00:28:38,553 --> 00:28:40,762
- Seven!
- Can I get more involved?
629
00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:42,973
‐ Six! Yeah, you can help Kim
with the rubbish.
630
00:28:42,974 --> 00:28:44,641
Five!
‐ The rubbish?
631
00:28:44,642 --> 00:28:46,310
Wait‐‐ are you married?
632
00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,351
‐ No. Four!
633
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,313
Oh, not yet.
That's my engagement ring.
634
00:28:49,314 --> 00:28:51,315
Three!
‐ You're with a guy?
635
00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,359
‐ My fiancé, Ian, yes.
636
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,986
Two!
637
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,322
And one!
638
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:01,324
Very good. Okay, let's go.
639
00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:04,661
Okay, who's excited about the surprise?
640
00:29:04,662 --> 00:29:06,621
Bye‐bye, rubbish!
641
00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:07,663
Welcome, everyone,
642
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,145
to the Pleasant Valley Farm experience.
643
00:29:10,146 --> 00:29:12,628
Who wants to see some sheep?
644
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,214
That's lucky,
because you're about to meet
645
00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:19,405
Pleasant Valley's
flock of resident mammals.
646
00:29:19,406 --> 00:29:22,595
‐ Isn't the tractor amazing, Uncle David?
647
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:24,681
Even though sheep
aren't native to Australia,
648
00:29:24,682 --> 00:29:25,640
we certainly do have...
649
00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:27,600
Miss Caroline, where are the sheep?
650
00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:30,521
Um... They're usually around here.
651
00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:32,648
They must be hiding.
652
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,245
‐ I've just gotta check
on something ahead.
653
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,623
Sorry we haven't seen
any sheep yet, kiddies.
654
00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:50,623
‐ What is it, Miss Caroline?
655
00:29:50,624 --> 00:29:53,043
‐ I don't know, Kim.
There must be something in the way.
656
00:29:53,044 --> 00:29:55,066
‐ Maybe it's your dad, Felix!
657
00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:57,088
‐ No, it isn't.
‐ Yeah, Max!
658
00:29:57,089 --> 00:29:58,923
For all we know,
you don't have a dad either.
659
00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,510
Never seen any evidence of him
when I'm visiting your mom.
660
00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:03,177
‐ Do you know my mom?
‐ Uh‐huh.
661
00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:06,515
‐ Okay. David?
May I have a word with you, please?
662
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,685
David's in trouble!
663
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,105
Hey.
664
00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:15,940
What are you doing to our sheep, mate?
665
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,318
‐ Look, I don't know what's
going on with you right now,
666
00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:20,466
but that kind of behavior
is unacceptable.
667
00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:22,613
‐ Max started it!
‐ Max is five years old!
668
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,617
And if you can't use appropriate language
with a five‐year‐old,
669
00:30:25,618 --> 00:30:27,619
I'm going to have to ask you
to disembark the tractor train
670
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:28,661
and wait for us back at the bus.
671
00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:30,288
Fucking hell! Fuck!
672
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,914
♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
673
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:35,043
- ‐ Kimby!
- ♪ You said a bad thing! ♪
674
00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:37,462
‐ Kimby, this kind of behavior is just‐‐
675
00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:38,881
‐
‐ Arggh!
676
00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,034
Oh!
677
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,393
‐ Oh, God!
678
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,271
David! Start the tractor!
679
00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:01,653
‐ Where are you going to drive
the tractor, Uncle David?
680
00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:07,533
Miss Caroline! I'm coming!
681
00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:10,286
‐ Push the clutch pedal down.
‐ Where?
682
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:13,332
‐ The clutch pedal is on the left,
the brake is on the other side.
683
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,437
‐ Like this?
684
00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,084
‐
685
00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:19,630
Have you got the parking
brake off, Uncle David?
686
00:31:19,631 --> 00:31:20,713
‐ I don't know!
687
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,465
‐ The parking brake is that side too.
688
00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:24,218
‐ Why do you know so much about tractors?
689
00:31:24,219 --> 00:31:25,969
‐ I love tractors.
690
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,512
‐ Oh, Jesus!
691
00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:29,681
Are you okay, Miss Caroline?!
692
00:31:29,682 --> 00:31:31,850
‐ Just, uh, having a chat with Kimby.
693
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,019
‐ Ohh, shit!
694
00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:41,902
‐ Ooh!
695
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,285
- What do I do?!
- Just keep driving!
696
00:31:55,249 --> 00:31:56,917
Yes!
697
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:58,876
Rightio.
698
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:00,837
You remember this one. Right?
699
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:08,594
♪ Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep ♪
700
00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,849
♪ And doesn't know where to find them ♪
701
00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:13,599
What is that?
702
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,060
♪ Leave them alone
and they'll come home ♪
703
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:19,314
‐
‐ ♪ Wagging their tails behind them ♪
704
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,495
‐ Who knows what "unpredictable" means?
705
00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:37,165
Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
706
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,626
This is the surprise I was talking about.
707
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,761
‐ David? Why are you stopping?
708
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:52,597
'C‐cause the road is blocked in.
709
00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:54,725
I don't know how to explain
what I'm seeing.
710
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,103
‐
‐ Ahh!
711
00:32:59,897 --> 00:33:02,023
‐ Okay! One, two, three, eyes on me!
712
00:33:02,024 --> 00:33:04,151
- ‐ One, two, eyes on you!
- Right.
713
00:33:04,152 --> 00:33:05,944
Who remembers how to play tag?
714
00:33:05,945 --> 00:33:07,195
Good. Right.
715
00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:09,364
Those funny‐looking people
out there are it.
716
00:33:09,365 --> 00:33:11,991
‐ How do I go backwards?
717
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,555
And we don't want to let
the funny people touch us.
718
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:15,119
Look! Isn't she good at it?
‐
719
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,831
Yeah!
‐ I need you to stick together in a line.
720
00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:21,043
So, quick‐sticks!
Ready... steady...
721
00:33:22,211 --> 00:33:23,252
...conga!
722
00:33:23,253 --> 00:33:24,671
‐
‐ Conga?!
723
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,968
♪ Conga, conga, conga! ♪
724
00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:35,098
♪ Conga, conga, conga! ♪
725
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:41,688
This way, kiddies!
726
00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:46,192
♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
727
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:49,571
♪ E‐I‐E‐I‐O... ♪
728
00:33:49,572 --> 00:33:52,950
‐ Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
729
00:33:55,953 --> 00:33:57,204
Pew, pew!
730
00:33:57,996 --> 00:34:00,165
♪ Baa‐baa here and a baaaaa... ♪
731
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,670
♪ Here a baa, there a baa
Everywhere a baa‐baa! ♪
732
00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:07,589
‐
‐ Arggh!
733
00:34:07,590 --> 00:34:09,632
♪ E‐I‐E‐I‐O... ♪
734
00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:12,594
- ‐ He almost tagged you!
- Yeah. Didn't get me, though.
735
00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:15,951
This way to the bus, kids.
736
00:34:15,952 --> 00:34:17,390
I don't want to be here!
737
00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:21,228
‐ ♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
738
00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:22,144
♪ E‐I‐E... ♪
739
00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:23,647
‐ Watch out, Dave!
‐ Yarggh!
740
00:34:27,485 --> 00:34:29,611
‐
741
00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:34,700
There's the bus!
742
00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:37,661
We're almost there.
743
00:34:40,581 --> 00:34:41,790
‐ Oh, God!
744
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,712
No! They're in the bus!
745
00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:48,337
Don't come this way!
746
00:34:48,338 --> 00:34:50,299
Okay. Change of plan.
747
00:34:57,181 --> 00:34:59,599
‐ Locked!
‐ Go away!
748
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,790
‐ Oh! Open the door.
Teddy McGiggle, it's me!
749
00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:05,980
‐ Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't see you there.
750
00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:09,610
But see, the problem is I was here first,
so you've got to go fuck yourself.
751
00:35:09,611 --> 00:35:12,404
♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
‐ We have kids out here!
752
00:35:12,405 --> 00:35:15,073
‐ Oh! Oh, my God!
I don't give a shit.
753
00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:17,743
‐ You can't leave the kids out here!
754
00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:21,434
‐ Unlock the door!
755
00:35:21,435 --> 00:35:22,998
Unlock my dick!
756
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:26,167
‐ This way. Oh, look.
757
00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:28,169
Okay. Who wants to be a wiggle worm?!
758
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,631
The fuck are you doing?!
Get them away from here!
759
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:33,091
‐ In you go. Nice and safe.
Nice and safe.
760
00:35:33,092 --> 00:35:34,383
Hey!
761
00:35:34,384 --> 00:35:37,470
He's meals on wheels!
Leave him!
762
00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:40,556
Up! And through there!
763
00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:43,392
‐ Hey! Get her to stop doing that!
764
00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:46,021
- Open the door!
- Leave them alone out there!
765
00:35:46,022 --> 00:35:47,230
Are you serious?!
766
00:35:47,231 --> 00:35:49,983
Leave those little fuckers to those guys!
767
00:35:49,984 --> 00:35:52,089
What the hell is wrong with you?
768
00:35:52,090 --> 00:35:54,196
‐ You're both being real cocks right now!
769
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:01,662
‐ Miss Caroline! Help!
770
00:36:01,663 --> 00:36:02,996
Arggh!
771
00:36:08,732 --> 00:36:10,681
Miss Caroline!
772
00:36:12,178 --> 00:36:13,674
Fuck you!
773
00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:34,443
‐ Let us in, please!
774
00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,154
No, you're not coming in! Go away!
775
00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,618
Wait. No, no, what is that?
776
00:36:41,619 --> 00:36:42,953
There's somebody on the roof!
777
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:45,705
Stop it!
778
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:48,416
Get the fuck off of there!
779
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:51,420
You bring those bastards here,
I'll fucking‐‐
780
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,507
‐
‐ Oh!
781
00:37:04,349 --> 00:37:05,600
‐ Ahhh!
782
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:07,394
Arggh!
783
00:37:07,395 --> 00:37:09,188
What are you doing?
784
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,608
What the...?! Jesus!
785
00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:21,658
You f...!
786
00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:26,787
Oh! Ooh!
787
00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:28,664
You eat my dick!
788
00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:31,000
♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
789
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:33,337
♪ 'Cause you said a bad thing... ♪
790
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,420
You little bitch!
791
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:35,796
♪ We all have to sing... ♪
792
00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,300
‐
‐
793
00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:53,148
Come here,
you pretty little chubby princess!
794
00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:59,112
I'm gonna bash this on your head,
you fat fucking monkey!
795
00:37:59,113 --> 00:38:01,197
‐ You're a fucking psycho!
796
00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,200
Get away from that door, boy titties!
797
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,543
‐ Arggh! Arggh!
798
00:38:12,544 --> 00:38:13,459
Arggh!
799
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:16,255
Shit.
800
00:38:17,631 --> 00:38:18,632
My face!
801
00:38:23,929 --> 00:38:24,930
No.
802
00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:42,406
- Hey.
- Hi, Uncle David.
803
00:38:57,045 --> 00:38:59,714
Attention, all units.
Attention, all units.
804
00:38:59,715 --> 00:39:02,593
Reinforcements have arrived.
Set up a perimeter.
805
00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:15,188
‐ Door's secure.
806
00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:16,607
Still no signal, though.
807
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,443
‐ Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!
808
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,985
‐ Max, that's not safe!
809
00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,238
Put it back where you found it.
810
00:39:24,114 --> 00:39:25,781
There's no landline either.
811
00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:28,618
‐ This is fun.
‐ It is a bit scary.
812
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,996
It's meant to be scary.
It's part of the game.
813
00:39:30,997 --> 00:39:36,168
And you know what?
We all just won first level.
814
00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,755
Yes?
‐ How many more levels will there be?
815
00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:41,964
‐ Mmm... Max?
816
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:44,176
‐ When will we play putt‐putt golf?
817
00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:46,427
‐ Later. Kim?
818
00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:47,846
‐ What's wrong with Teddy McGiggle?
819
00:39:49,598 --> 00:39:53,560
‐ Teddy McGiggle is just...
not happy because we're winning.
820
00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:57,356
Nobody's coming for us.
We're all gonna die.
821
00:39:57,357 --> 00:39:59,608
‐ Are we gonna die, Miss Caroline?
822
00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:01,734
‐ No! Of course not.
823
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:04,321
My job is to keep you safe.
That's what I'll do.
824
00:40:04,322 --> 00:40:05,781
‐ Where's Frogsie?
825
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:07,658
‐ Frogsie didn't make it.
826
00:40:09,326 --> 00:40:11,620
‐ I need you to calm down, Teddy McGiggle.
827
00:40:11,621 --> 00:40:13,664
‐ Don't you dare tell me what to do.
828
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:17,876
Those things out there ate my cameraman.
829
00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:20,003
They ate him!
830
00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:26,343
And not just them.
Little dead‐eyed kids.
831
00:40:26,344 --> 00:40:28,032
Like Children Of The Corn.
832
00:40:28,033 --> 00:40:29,720
And if they don't eat you,
833
00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:32,641
you get bit and then you become
one of them.
834
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,039
They're... They're zombies.
835
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,114
‐ Like in the shooty game?
836
00:40:38,115 --> 00:40:40,189
‐ Like in the shooty game!
837
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:44,611
Can you tell us what the zombies do
in the... shooty game, please, Felix?
838
00:40:44,612 --> 00:40:46,613
Well, if you make noise, they hear you.
839
00:40:46,614 --> 00:40:48,636
They walk around and try to bite you.
840
00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:50,658
And the only way you can stop them
841
00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:53,453
is by shooting them in the face
with your shooty gun
842
00:40:53,454 --> 00:40:54,996
or chopping their heads off.
843
00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,583
‐ Okay. But are the zombies real?
844
00:40:57,584 --> 00:40:59,625
No. It's just a game,
845
00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:03,172
but Uncle David lets me play it
when my mom's asleep.
846
00:41:04,715 --> 00:41:08,594
‐ Well, there you go.
The zombies are not real.
847
00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:10,553
Like fuck they're not!
848
00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:13,014
The Easter Bunny isn't fucking real!
849
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,474
Father fucking Christmas isn't real!
850
00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:20,022
These inquisitive dead‐eyed
fucking faces are real!
851
00:41:20,023 --> 00:41:22,565
‐ ♪ Bad word! Bad word! ♪
852
00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:25,360
♪ 'Cause you said a bad thing, now‐‐ ♪
853
00:41:25,361 --> 00:41:28,362
‐ Shut the fuck up!
854
00:41:28,363 --> 00:41:31,200
Teddy McGiggle's gonna fill you guys in
on some fast‐breaking news.
855
00:41:31,201 --> 00:41:32,283
Bad word song?
856
00:41:32,284 --> 00:41:34,660
That existed at a time
when people weren't
857
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,956
having their faces ripped off
by motherfucking zombies.
858
00:41:37,957 --> 00:41:40,709
Fuckity fuck‐fuck fuck!
859
00:41:40,710 --> 00:41:43,461
You fucking little duckies!
860
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,714
‐ Teddy McGiggle just needs a cuddle.
861
00:41:45,715 --> 00:41:48,424
Come here. Let's have a word.
862
00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,760
‐ I don't want a cuddle.
‐ Listen, Okay?
863
00:41:50,761 --> 00:41:53,096
You're going to change
that attitude right now.
864
00:41:53,097 --> 00:41:54,848
‐ Fucking zombies.
865
00:41:56,683 --> 00:41:58,560
‐ This is not a negotiation.
866
00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:02,564
- ‐ Guys, who's hungry?
- ‐
867
00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:04,650
‐ Yeah? Okay. Well, come get some.
868
00:42:04,651 --> 00:42:06,025
Here you go, mate.
869
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:09,029
‐ Are these okay, Uncle David?
‐ Yeah.
870
00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:11,114
‐ Why is Teddy McGiggle crying?
871
00:42:11,115 --> 00:42:13,157
‐ I'm a celebrity.
872
00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:15,451
‐ No. You're a liability.
873
00:42:15,452 --> 00:42:18,704
I have no idea what
we're all dealing with here,
874
00:42:18,705 --> 00:42:21,625
but my only responsibility
is for these children's safety.
875
00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:23,626
If they are put in danger
876
00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:27,005
by anyone outside or inside
the souvenir kiosk,
877
00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:29,715
my job is to remove that danger.
878
00:42:29,716 --> 00:42:32,552
I'm not going to let
these children be traumatized
879
00:42:32,553 --> 00:42:35,222
by having them think a zombie
is going to eat them alive.
880
00:42:35,223 --> 00:42:37,682
So, right at this very moment,
881
00:42:37,683 --> 00:42:40,561
these children believe they are
in the middle of a game.
882
00:42:40,562 --> 00:42:43,271
A fun, harmless game.
883
00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:46,149
So if you don't turn that frown
upside down, then, so help me God,
884
00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:49,611
I am going to drag you out
by that stupid bow tie
885
00:42:49,612 --> 00:42:51,613
and watch them rip you apart!
886
00:42:51,614 --> 00:42:53,031
Do I make myself clear?
887
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:58,453
Let me hear you say, "It's a game,"
so loud, they can hear.
888
00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,392
It's a game.
889
00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:01,946
‐ In the voice, you moron.
890
00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:03,500
‐ It's a game!
891
00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:05,418
This is a game!
892
00:43:05,419 --> 00:43:08,254
‐ Uh‐huh. Do the laugh.
893
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:10,883
‐ I don't want to.
‐ Do the laugh.
894
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:17,890
‐ And stop fucking swearing.
895
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:25,063
‐ You can consider this
the naughty corner.
896
00:43:27,483 --> 00:43:29,902
‐ You okay?
897
00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:31,737
‐ Cough it up, mate.
898
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,615
Cough it up.
899
00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:38,744
‐ What did you eat, Felix?
It's anaphylaxis.
900
00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:40,454
No. No, they're just chips.
901
00:43:40,455 --> 00:43:42,163
‐ They'd have dairy in them.
902
00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:44,416
‐ Who the fuck puts milk in chips?
903
00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:46,375
‐ Just breathe, okay?
904
00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:48,044
‐ What do we do?
‐ My bum bag.
905
00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:49,420
The DreniPenny was in my bum bag.
906
00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:50,796
I've got one. I've got one.
907
00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,758
‐ Oh. Give it...
‐ I can do it. I can do it.
908
00:43:52,759 --> 00:43:55,301
‐ Okay. Okay, kids.
909
00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:58,347
Don't worry.
Felix just needs some room, okay?
910
00:43:58,348 --> 00:43:59,597
‐ Here we go.
911
00:43:59,598 --> 00:44:02,559
Uh, "Orange in the sky,
blue in the... thigh."
912
00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:06,437
Arggh!
‐ Oh, dear.
913
00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:08,669
‐ What?!
‐ No, no. It's fine. Here.
914
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:10,901
‐ No, you can't reinsert it!
‐ No.
915
00:44:10,902 --> 00:44:12,652
No! Um...
916
00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,612
There's a spare!
Tess packed a spare!
917
00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,074
‐ Where is it?
‐ It's, it's‐‐ in his backpack!
918
00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:20,639
I'll go get it. I'll go get it.
919
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,162
Don't leave.
920
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:26,874
‐ I'm here.
921
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:29,168
- Okay, kids.
- ‐
922
00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:32,338
‐ No, no. I'm right here, bud.
I'm right here.
923
00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:35,634
‐ Listen very carefully.
I need you to stay here with David.
924
00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:38,679
Hold hands and don't let go
until I get back.
925
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,137
Okay?
926
00:44:40,138 --> 00:44:42,682
Breathe. You'll be all right.
927
00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,184
‐ Get them to stop the game,
Miss Caroline!
928
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:47,729
‐ Don't worry about it.
I'll just pop right up and let them know.
929
00:44:47,730 --> 00:44:49,814
‐ Breathe. You're all right.
930
00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:52,693
You'll be all right.
There we go. Breathing.
931
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,504
‐ Just try to breathe, mate, please.
Keep breathing.
932
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,812
‐ Argh!
933
00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:19,613
‐ We get through this,
you can dress up as Darth Vader
934
00:46:19,614 --> 00:46:20,989
and play the shooty game
as much as you want.
935
00:46:20,990 --> 00:46:22,269
I don't care what your mom says.
936
00:46:41,635 --> 00:46:42,635
‐ You!
937
00:46:57,818 --> 00:46:59,610
‐ Guys, what do we do when we're scared?
938
00:46:59,611 --> 00:47:02,114
What's a song we can sing?
What's his favorite song?
939
00:47:02,115 --> 00:47:04,031
‐ "Shake It Off."
‐ "Shake It Off"?
940
00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:06,410
How does it start?
Beth, can you sing it for him?
941
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:09,037
‐ ♪ I stay out too late ♪
942
00:47:10,497 --> 00:47:11,832
♪ Got nothing in my... ♪
943
00:47:21,508 --> 00:47:22,676
‐ Typical!
944
00:47:25,095 --> 00:47:29,203
‐ ♪ 'Cause the players gonna
play, play, play, play, play ♪
945
00:47:29,204 --> 00:47:33,312
♪ Baby, I'm just gonna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake... ♪
946
00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:59,046
‐ ♪ I'm just gonna shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake ♪
947
00:47:59,047 --> 00:48:01,590
♪ Shake it off,
shake it off... ♪
948
00:48:05,594 --> 00:48:07,513
‐ Oh, yes! Quick! Is that it?
949
00:48:08,597 --> 00:48:09,765
Here we go, mate.
950
00:48:11,266 --> 00:48:13,894
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
‐ Okay. Hold still.
951
00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:16,563
Yes.
952
00:48:20,275 --> 00:48:21,359
Did it work?
953
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,861
‐
‐ Well?
954
00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:34,164
Oh! Oh, God!
955
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,376
Thank you, Miss Caroline.
956
00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:39,086
‐ It's my job.
957
00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:41,839
And you've got to call me Audrey.
958
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,173
‐ Yeah.
959
00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:47,468
Eugh!
960
00:48:47,469 --> 00:48:49,053
‐ Oh... I...
961
00:48:49,054 --> 00:48:51,682
...g‐got caught in the middle
of a jam fight!
962
00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:55,227
‐ I am covered in strawberry jam!
963
00:48:55,228 --> 00:48:57,813
Eugh. Don't taste it, okay?
964
00:48:57,814 --> 00:49:00,399
What jam?
‐ Felix will be fine.
965
00:49:17,666 --> 00:49:19,459
Stop screaming, please!
966
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:20,960
Just shut up!
967
00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:22,545
What is that noise?
968
00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:25,716
It's a helicopter!
They've come to get me!
969
00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:28,176
Get out of my way!
970
00:49:28,177 --> 00:49:29,761
What the...?!
971
00:49:29,762 --> 00:49:32,764
‐ I'm coming! They found me!
972
00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:37,144
Hey! Hey! Hey!
973
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,814
It's me! I'm a celebr‐‐
974
00:49:40,815 --> 00:49:43,775
Oh! Arggh! Oh, fuck!
975
00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:50,866
Whoa!
976
00:49:51,867 --> 00:49:52,951
Fuck!
977
00:49:53,619 --> 00:49:56,287
Open up! Hey!
Can you open the door?
978
00:49:56,288 --> 00:49:58,790
I'm sorry about what happened
before, but you‐‐
979
00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,375
Get the fuck over here!
980
00:50:00,376 --> 00:50:02,376
Please?!
981
00:50:02,377 --> 00:50:05,254
I'm just scared. Open the door.
982
00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:09,218
You're being a bad teacher!
Fuck your teaching method!
983
00:50:09,219 --> 00:50:11,762
This is a terrible example you're setting!
984
00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:13,763
Argh! Argh!
985
00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:20,770
‐ Teddy!
986
00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:22,272
Get up!
987
00:50:22,606 --> 00:50:25,359
Come on! Give me your hand!
988
00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,548
Oh, this is all my fault.
989
00:50:48,549 --> 00:50:51,592
God is punishing me.
‐ Wait, what do you mean?
990
00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:55,556
‐ I've been bad, man.
I've been really fucking bad.
991
00:50:55,557 --> 00:50:57,474
‐ I'm sure we've all done
things we regret.
992
00:50:57,475 --> 00:51:00,393
‐ I fucked a shit‐ton of moms.
993
00:51:00,394 --> 00:51:03,584
We're talking thousands.
Thousands.
994
00:51:03,585 --> 00:51:06,774
I was doing my first public appearance,
995
00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:11,780
and this sweet little single mom
came up to me after the autograph signing.
996
00:51:11,781 --> 00:51:14,115
And she was so fucking beautiful.
997
00:51:14,116 --> 00:51:18,161
And I went down on her pussy
in a South Coast Plaza disabled toilet.
998
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,996
And then it was on.
999
00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:22,665
I just...
I took whoever I could get.
1000
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,919
Single moms, married moms, pregnant moms,
1001
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,173
white moms, black moms, dyke moms, Jews.
1002
00:51:30,549 --> 00:51:34,761
‐ My nephew almost died. I'm‐‐
‐ I studied at the Actors Studio.
1003
00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:37,764
I learnt Meisner from Pacino.
1004
00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:39,016
Al.
1005
00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:43,395
You think I wanted to be
in a polka dot suit
1006
00:51:43,396 --> 00:51:45,105
for the rest of my life?
1007
00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:48,150
I fucking hate
those little kiddlywinks.
1008
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,738
Fucking the shit out of their moms
was the only thing that made it better.
1009
00:51:52,739 --> 00:51:54,572
Until it didn't.
1010
00:51:54,573 --> 00:51:56,575
You realize that you're only doing it‐‐
1011
00:51:56,576 --> 00:51:58,075
Look at me.
1012
00:51:58,076 --> 00:52:02,623
You realize that you're only doing it
because you're dead inside.
1013
00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:07,794
And it's the only thing that's keeping you
from killing yourself.
1014
00:52:10,631 --> 00:52:12,049
‐ I'm Dave.
1015
00:52:13,509 --> 00:52:15,928
‐ Teddy McGiggle isn't even my real name.
1016
00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:18,429
It's Nathan.
1017
00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:19,597
‐ Nathan McGiggle.
1018
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,391
‐ Nathan Schneider.
‐ Oh.
1019
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,397
‐ What is that awful smell?
1020
00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,110
It's me, man. I was lying.
1021
00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:36,532
I was gonna blame you, but I can't.
I shit my pants.
1022
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,786
Ohh, God!
1023
00:52:40,787 --> 00:52:42,746
I did it.
1024
00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:49,586
Ohh, no!
1025
00:53:16,822 --> 00:53:19,240
‐ Sir? This could be helpful.
1026
00:53:19,241 --> 00:53:24,371
Aerial reconnaissance confirms
all of the infected are congregated here.
1027
00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:27,708
I would advise
we drop the bomb on the...
1028
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:29,751
...Pleasant Valley souvenir store.
1029
00:53:37,718 --> 00:53:43,724
♪ Well, I'd like to visit the moon ♪
1030
00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:50,772
♪ On a rocket ship high in the air ♪
1031
00:53:51,857 --> 00:53:57,863
♪ Yes, I'd like to visit the moon ♪
1032
00:53:59,031 --> 00:54:04,828
♪ But I don't think
I'd like to live there ♪
1033
00:54:06,121 --> 00:54:09,333
♪ Though I'd like to look down ♪
1034
00:54:09,334 --> 00:54:13,107
♪ At the earth from above ♪
1035
00:54:13,108 --> 00:54:16,882
♪ I would miss all the places ♪
1036
00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:20,134
♪ And people I love ♪
1037
00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:24,264
♪ So although I may like it ♪
1038
00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:28,184
♪ For one afternoon ♪
1039
00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:32,730
♪ I don't want to live
on the moon ♪
1040
00:54:32,731 --> 00:54:37,276
♪ Though I'd like to look down ♪
1041
00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:41,822
♪ At the earth from above ♪
1042
00:54:41,823 --> 00:54:46,203
♪ I would miss all the places ♪
1043
00:54:46,204 --> 00:54:49,810
♪ And people I love ♪
1044
00:54:49,811 --> 00:54:54,200
♪ So although I may go ♪
1045
00:54:54,201 --> 00:54:57,959
♪ I'll be coming home soon ♪
1046
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:01,718
♪ 'Cause I don't want to live ♪
1047
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,597
♪ On the moon ♪
1048
00:55:05,598 --> 00:55:09,851
♪ No, I don't ♪
1049
00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:13,876
♪ Want to live ♪
1050
00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:17,901
♪ On the moon ♪
1051
00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:25,470
Sweet dreams, duckies.
1052
00:55:25,471 --> 00:55:27,452
Good night.
1053
00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:30,496
Yes, Mickey?
1054
00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:33,478
‐ Miss Caroline,
is there anything to eat?
1055
00:55:33,479 --> 00:55:36,242
‐ I'm afraid you ate
the last of the chips.
1056
00:55:36,243 --> 00:55:39,006
‐ I have tofu snacks
if you want them, Mickey.
1057
00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:40,215
‐ Yuck.
1058
00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:44,553
‐ When are we gonna play
putt‐putt golf, Miss Caroline?
1059
00:55:44,554 --> 00:55:47,973
‐ Certainly not now.
Go to sleep.
1060
00:55:54,688 --> 00:55:55,813
‐ This is ridiculous.
1061
00:55:55,814 --> 00:55:57,816
‐ What's the US military
even doing here?
1062
00:55:57,817 --> 00:55:59,150
‐ Excuse me!
1063
00:55:59,151 --> 00:56:02,779
My son is inside.
Why won't you let us through?
1064
00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:06,282
I'm gonna try him again.
1065
00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:12,206
‐ Got kangaroo, platypus,
echidna, wombat. Dingo?
1066
00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:14,540
‐ Lieutenant, sir.
Why are we here?
1067
00:56:14,541 --> 00:56:17,294
‐ Zombies again.
‐ Well, fast ones or slow ones, sir?
1068
00:56:17,295 --> 00:56:19,796
‐ Slow.
We need to contain the infection,
1069
00:56:19,797 --> 00:56:21,798
so shoot anything that moves.
1070
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,718
‐ Thank God they're slow.
1071
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,969
‐ Mm‐hmm.
1072
00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:30,766
Hey, it's Dave.
Just leave a message.
1073
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:33,726
‐ Dave, I'm here. I'm nearby.
1074
00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:36,813
They won't let me past to where you are,
and they won't tell us anything.
1075
00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:41,442
If you get this message,
1076
00:56:41,443 --> 00:56:43,820
could you please tell Felix
that Mommy loves him?
1077
00:56:46,323 --> 00:56:48,283
Dave, please look after him.
1078
00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:55,540
‐ Hey. Are you okay, mate?
1079
00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:58,794
‐ Yes, but Beth is a bit frightened.
1080
00:56:58,795 --> 00:57:01,588
‐ My mom puts me to bed.
1081
00:57:01,589 --> 00:57:03,548
‐ Oh.
1082
00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:05,217
Well, we're gonna see your mom tomorrow.
1083
00:57:05,218 --> 00:57:06,676
‐ I'm scared.
1084
00:57:06,677 --> 00:57:10,514
‐ My mommy made up a special rhyme
to help me go to sleep.
1085
00:57:10,515 --> 00:57:12,307
Do you want to hear it?
1086
00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:17,228
"Now the day is over
and I'm in bed, rugged up tight,
1087
00:57:17,229 --> 00:57:21,024
"I hope those little monsters
won't get me in the night.
1088
00:57:21,025 --> 00:57:24,820
"If I say this little rhyme,
they'll try to put up a fight,
1089
00:57:24,821 --> 00:57:26,028
"But they won't come get me,
1090
00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,781
"No, they won't give me a fright.
1091
00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:31,576
Little monsters, you go away!
Little monsters‐‐"
1092
00:57:31,577 --> 00:57:34,788
‐ Oh, I think we need Beth
to help with this bit, yeah?
1093
00:57:34,789 --> 00:57:37,791
Beth, when I point at you,
can you say, "Go away"?
1094
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:39,793
‐ Go away?
‐ Yeah, exactly like that.
1095
00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,294
Yeah. Okay, let's start again.
1096
00:57:41,295 --> 00:57:44,339
"Little monsters, you can't stay!
1097
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:47,050
"I don't want to see your little claws!
1098
00:57:47,051 --> 00:57:49,761
"I don't want to hear your little roars!
1099
00:57:49,762 --> 00:57:51,013
Little monsters‐‐"
1100
00:57:51,014 --> 00:57:52,138
‐ "Go away!"
1101
00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:54,725
‐ "Come back and see me in the day.
1102
00:57:54,726 --> 00:57:57,269
"We can have a little party
1103
00:57:57,270 --> 00:57:59,812
"And eat cake and tea and play.
1104
00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:02,232
"But we all must get a proper sleep,
1105
00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:04,818
So, little monsters, please..."
1106
00:58:04,819 --> 00:58:06,027
‐ "Go away!"
1107
00:58:06,028 --> 00:58:09,323
‐ That's it.
That's exactly it.
1108
00:58:09,324 --> 00:58:11,012
You reckon you can sleep now?
1109
00:58:11,013 --> 00:58:12,701
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Yeah? Okay.
1110
00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,789
‐ How did you know the rhyme, Uncle David?
1111
00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:22,794
‐ Well, your mom used to sing it
to me before I went to sleep.
1112
00:58:22,795 --> 00:58:24,795
Back when I was Boo‐Boo.
1113
00:58:24,796 --> 00:58:26,798
- ‐ Boo‐Boo?
- ‐ Boo‐Boo, yeah.
1114
00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:28,078
You want to get some rest, mate?
1115
00:58:33,722 --> 00:58:35,766
‐ Goodnight, Uncle David.
‐ 'Night, mate.
1116
00:58:47,653 --> 00:58:50,739
‐
‐ Oh, God.
1117
00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:28,360
‐ Sorry I've been swearing
so much, Audrey.
1118
00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,779
‐ That's fine, David.
1119
00:59:32,239 --> 00:59:34,366
I'm fucking terrified too.
1120
00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:39,162
I just need them to feel like
the adults are in control, you know?
1121
00:59:42,457 --> 00:59:46,170
- How do you do it?
- Do what?
1122
00:59:47,045 --> 00:59:48,380
‐ Be a superhero.
1123
00:59:49,381 --> 00:59:50,924
‐ Not quite.
1124
00:59:53,343 --> 00:59:54,969
Do you want kids?
1125
00:59:54,970 --> 00:59:57,680
‐ Oh... my girlfriend and I just split.
1126
00:59:57,681 --> 01:00:00,392
Yeah, I caught her with someone else.
1127
01:00:00,393 --> 01:00:01,392
‐ Oh.
1128
01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:03,478
That's... awful.
1129
01:00:06,648 --> 01:00:07,900
‐ See, it wasn't her fault.
1130
01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:10,402
I left first.
1131
01:00:11,403 --> 01:00:13,405
She wanted a baby. I didn't.
1132
01:00:14,865 --> 01:00:16,158
‐ How come?
1133
01:00:17,409 --> 01:00:19,745
‐ I told her I didn't want it
to get in the way of my band.
1134
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:22,372
‐ Was that not the reason?
1135
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:27,669
‐ Felix's mom reckons I might be
frightened of being a father.
1136
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:33,862
See, our dad left
when I was about Felix's age.
1137
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:37,626
Started another family,
left Tess and I with mom.
1138
01:00:37,627 --> 01:00:41,391
Mom fell apart.
Like, really fell apart.
1139
01:00:43,852 --> 01:00:46,146
We spent our holidays in psych wards.
1140
01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:49,775
‐ I'm so sorry.
‐ Yeah.
1141
01:00:50,859 --> 01:00:52,319
Tess looked after me.
1142
01:00:55,364 --> 01:00:58,367
I couldn't see that at the time, though.
I was too angry at everyone.
1143
01:01:00,410 --> 01:01:01,912
I never thanked her.
1144
01:01:02,871 --> 01:01:05,916
‐ I'm sure you won't end up
like your father, David.
1145
01:01:09,378 --> 01:01:13,402
"The man in between
waits between the two,
1146
01:01:13,403 --> 01:01:17,396
"Not hearing the lie,
not seeing the true,
1147
01:01:17,397 --> 01:01:20,832
"Unknowing what is
and denying what seems,
1148
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:24,268
And there he will sleep,
the man in between."
1149
01:01:25,602 --> 01:01:28,145
‐ Wow. Is that Gandhi?
1150
01:01:28,146 --> 01:01:30,399
‐
No. Neil Diamond.
1151
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,088
‐ You like Neil Diamond?
1152
01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:33,777
‐ I love Neil Diamond.
1153
01:01:35,362 --> 01:01:36,404
‐ Oh.
1154
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:40,366
‐ You may think I'm a superhero, but...
1155
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:44,538
When I was 18,
I was heading down a really bad path.
1156
01:01:45,414 --> 01:01:48,624
I started following this band around.
1157
01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:52,379
I used the money my parents
had put away for my education,
1158
01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:54,006
and I followed them here.
1159
01:01:54,007 --> 01:01:54,881
‐ Whoa.
1160
01:01:54,882 --> 01:01:57,175
‐ I chased them all around Australia,
1161
01:01:57,176 --> 01:02:00,136
and I break into one of
their hotel rooms in Perth.
1162
01:02:00,137 --> 01:02:03,140
Well, I was just so determined
to meet one of them in person.
1163
01:02:04,141 --> 01:02:05,976
I would have let them
do anything to me.
1164
01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:10,229
‐ What... what happened?
1165
01:02:10,230 --> 01:02:16,069
‐ Oh, Taylor walked into the room
and called security right away.
1166
01:02:16,070 --> 01:02:18,030
‐ Hang on. Wait. Swift?
1167
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:20,406
‐ No!
1168
01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:23,410
Taylor Hanson. Sorry.
I thought I said who they were.
1169
01:02:23,411 --> 01:02:25,453
‐ Taylor Hanson?
1170
01:02:25,454 --> 01:02:28,415
‐ Yeah. Taylor Hanson.
From Hanson.
1171
01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:30,167
‐ Hanson the band?
1172
01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:32,335
‐ Yes.
1173
01:02:32,336 --> 01:02:34,671
‐ "Mmmbop"?
‐ "Mmmbop."
1174
01:02:35,756 --> 01:02:37,673
‐ Mmm. Okay.
1175
01:02:37,674 --> 01:02:42,304
‐ I begged him not to call security,
but he didn't even hesitate.
1176
01:02:42,305 --> 01:02:44,681
I didn't know what to do,
so I jumped out the window.
1177
01:02:44,682 --> 01:02:45,723
‐ Shit.
1178
01:02:45,724 --> 01:02:50,354
‐ But thank God, an awning broke my fall
and all I broke was my collarbone.
1179
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,398
So, there I was.
1180
01:02:54,399 --> 01:02:58,487
In a foreign country, in a sling.
No parents, no money.
1181
01:02:58,488 --> 01:03:01,406
And then a wonderful thing happened.
1182
01:03:02,282 --> 01:03:04,659
I got a job helping out at the school
1183
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:07,663
to help pay my medical bills
and get back home.
1184
01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:09,373
And working with kids...
1185
01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:13,897
...standing in front of them,
1186
01:03:13,898 --> 01:03:16,337
looking at me with no judgment...
1187
01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:19,424
They trusted me even when I didn't
particularly trust myself.
1188
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:24,388
I started to believe in myself again,
you know?
1189
01:03:24,389 --> 01:03:25,806
Learned to step up.
1190
01:03:26,515 --> 01:03:29,351
And now I can't imagine
doing anything else.
1191
01:03:31,353 --> 01:03:34,398
‐ Are you and... Ian gonna have kids?
1192
01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:40,153
‐ I'm afraid Ian and I have not
been together for a long time.
1193
01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:43,407
He was cheating on me.
With someone from his work.
1194
01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:47,034
‐ But why do you still wear the ring?
1195
01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:50,289
‐ It stops fathers from hitting
on me in the playground.
1196
01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:52,164
I know it's bad to lie,
1197
01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:54,751
but you'd be surprised
how crude men can be.
1198
01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:02,926
‐ My band broke up six years ago.
1199
01:04:04,386 --> 01:04:06,972
God's Sledgehammer fell apart
when my bandmates quit.
1200
01:04:10,058 --> 01:04:11,768
And I'm not really Christian.
1201
01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:16,106
‐ Anything else you've lied about?
1202
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:20,360
‐
No, I think that pretty much covers it.
1203
01:04:20,361 --> 01:04:21,402
‐ Okay. Good.
1204
01:04:21,403 --> 01:04:24,531
Otherwise I'd have to put you
in the naughty corner.
1205
01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:28,994
‐ Uh‐oh.
‐
1206
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,747
Why don't I stay up on watch?
1207
01:04:32,706 --> 01:04:35,000
‐ No, no. You need sleep more than anyone.
1208
01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,377
Um... I'll step up.
1209
01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:39,421
‐ Okay.
1210
01:04:45,385 --> 01:04:46,470
‐ 'Night.
1211
01:05:00,734 --> 01:05:03,403
All‐unit command, all‐unit command.
1212
01:05:04,738 --> 01:05:07,199
All‐unit command, all‐unit command.
1213
01:05:09,409 --> 01:05:12,161
‐ In order to ensure total
annihilation of the infected,
1214
01:05:12,162 --> 01:05:16,917
we will proceed with Operation Hailstorm
in T‐minus one hour.
1215
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,427
‐
‐ Oh!
1216
01:05:29,888 --> 01:05:32,766
I've got an idea to get us out of here.
1217
01:05:32,767 --> 01:05:35,394
‐ No. No, no, no!
1218
01:05:35,395 --> 01:05:37,396
No, no, no.
1219
01:05:37,397 --> 01:05:39,355
No.
1220
01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:42,400
I'm not going anywhere.
Want to know why?
1221
01:05:42,401 --> 01:05:46,113
Because I'm the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice
Favorite Global Television Presenter
1222
01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:47,447
five years running, that's why.
1223
01:05:47,448 --> 01:05:48,781
You want to know what that means?
1224
01:05:48,782 --> 01:05:52,369
That means to the layman
I'm a huge fucking deal.
1225
01:05:52,370 --> 01:05:54,517
Someone will notice that I'm missing,
1226
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,529
sound the alarm,
and come and get me.
1227
01:05:56,530 --> 01:05:58,541
‐ We can't stay here indefinitely.
1228
01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:00,419
‐ We're good as dead if we stay here.
There's no food.
1229
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:02,546
‐
We'll eat one of the kids.
1230
01:06:03,505 --> 01:06:05,299
‐ I hope you're joking.
1231
01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:09,553
‐ Look, Teddy, all we need
for you to do is make a distraction
1232
01:06:09,554 --> 01:06:11,388
while I make a run for the tractor train.
1233
01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:12,638
I drive it to the front door,
1234
01:06:12,639 --> 01:06:14,266
we load everyone up,
and we drive out of here.
1235
01:06:14,267 --> 01:06:16,018
‐ Oh, you're fucked in the head, fatso.
1236
01:06:16,019 --> 01:06:17,393
Why can't you go?
1237
01:06:17,394 --> 01:06:19,354
‐ I'm not leaving the children
alone with you.
1238
01:06:19,355 --> 01:06:20,104
‐ Pfft!
1239
01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:23,754
If your big idea
is to drive in a tractor
1240
01:06:23,755 --> 01:06:26,580
designed to pull fuckmonkeys
around a farm,
1241
01:06:26,581 --> 01:06:29,405
then you're bigger idiots than I thought.
1242
01:06:29,406 --> 01:06:32,159
And I thought you were both
the stupidest people I've ever met.
1243
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,204
‐ What would you suggest?
‐ The McGigglemobile.
1244
01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:37,413
‐ What?
1245
01:06:37,414 --> 01:06:39,123
‐ What, are you fucking deaf?
1246
01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:42,461
I said in a loud whisper,
"The McGigglemobile."
1247
01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:43,920
‐ What's the McGigglemobile?
1248
01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:47,361
‐ It's my bright red car,
you fucking cunt.
1249
01:06:47,362 --> 01:06:50,801
I travel around the world in it
making memories
1250
01:06:50,802 --> 01:06:55,390
and sharing those memories
with children all over the country.
1251
01:06:55,391 --> 01:06:56,725
Many countries.
1252
01:06:57,601 --> 01:06:59,268
‐ Why is that better?
1253
01:06:59,269 --> 01:07:03,774
‐ The McGigglemobile has a flap
in the roof. The Frogsie flap.
1254
01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:04,482
We drive the car around,
1255
01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:07,069
the kiddlywinks jump
into the McGigglemobile
1256
01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:08,194
through the Frogsie flap,
1257
01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:11,573
and we drive the fuck out of here.
1258
01:07:11,574 --> 01:07:12,699
‐ Who's got the keys?
1259
01:07:15,410 --> 01:07:16,578
That actually could work.
1260
01:07:18,205 --> 01:07:19,206
‐ Great idea, Teddy.
1261
01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:21,458
‐ Great enough for a blow job?
1262
01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:27,256
Um... I'm a sex addict.
1263
01:07:36,598 --> 01:07:38,600
Hey. Listen.
1264
01:07:39,351 --> 01:07:41,227
Be careful when you‐‐
1265
01:07:41,228 --> 01:07:43,105
‐ Aarrghh! Goddammit!
1266
01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:45,815
‐ Are you okay, Teddy?
1267
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:48,443
‐ Does it look like I'm okay,
you shithead?!
1268
01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:53,030
Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!
1269
01:07:53,031 --> 01:07:55,617
‐
‐ Miss Caroline, I'm hungry.
1270
01:07:55,618 --> 01:07:57,034
‐ I know.
‐ Miss Caroline?
1271
01:07:57,035 --> 01:07:59,955
- I don't want to play this game anymore.
- Uh‐huh.
1272
01:07:59,956 --> 01:08:02,456
‐ It makes no sense,
and the zombies look fake.
1273
01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:06,628
‐ Miss Caroline, when are
we gonna play putt‐putt golf?!
1274
01:08:06,629 --> 01:08:09,923
‐ Yo! Douchebag!
Are we gonna do this thing or what?
1275
01:08:09,924 --> 01:08:11,716
‐ What's a douchebag?
1276
01:08:11,717 --> 01:08:15,429
‐ It's a small bag that ladies
use to irrigate their vaginas.
1277
01:08:15,430 --> 01:08:17,097
‐ One, two, three, eyes on me.
1278
01:08:17,098 --> 01:08:18,765
One, two, eyes on you!
1279
01:08:22,394 --> 01:08:24,396
♪ Where it began... ♪
1280
01:08:24,397 --> 01:08:26,355
Oh, Jesus.
1281
01:08:26,356 --> 01:08:29,443
♪ I can't begin to knowing ♪
1282
01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:34,239
♪ But then, I know it's growing strong ♪
1283
01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:39,369
♪ Was in the spring ♪
1284
01:08:41,371 --> 01:08:44,374
♪ Then spring became the summer ♪
1285
01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:48,170
♪ Who'd have believed
you'd come along? ♪
1286
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:54,301
♪ Hands ♪
1287
01:08:56,094 --> 01:08:58,096
♪ Touching hands ♪
1288
01:08:59,848 --> 01:09:01,808
♪ Reaching out ♪
1289
01:09:03,393 --> 01:09:07,397
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
1290
01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:12,361
♪ Miss Caroline ♪
1291
01:09:12,362 --> 01:09:14,070
‐ That's you!
1292
01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:18,325
‐ ♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
1293
01:09:20,202 --> 01:09:23,413
♪ I'd be inclined ♪
1294
01:09:24,581 --> 01:09:28,292
♪ To believe
they never would ♪
1295
01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:31,672
Come on, kids.
I need your help! Sing it with me.
1296
01:09:31,673 --> 01:09:34,216
♪ Miss Caroline ♪
1297
01:09:34,217 --> 01:09:35,925
♪ Ba‐ba‐bom ♪
1298
01:09:35,926 --> 01:09:39,555
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
1299
01:09:42,015 --> 01:09:44,685
♪ I'd be inclined ♪
1300
01:09:46,603 --> 01:09:50,274
♪ To believe they never would ♪
1301
01:09:50,275 --> 01:09:53,359
♪ No, no ♪
1302
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,904
♪ Miss Caroline ♪
1303
01:10:05,998 --> 01:10:07,957
‐ I love Neil Diamond too.
1304
01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:10,878
Just... wasn't ready
to admit it until now.
1305
01:10:14,047 --> 01:10:17,300
Uncle David?
‐ Hey, buddy.
1306
01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:19,469
I'm just ducking out for a bit,
okay, mate?
1307
01:10:19,470 --> 01:10:20,762
‐ Where are you going?
1308
01:10:21,889 --> 01:10:23,265
‐ I'm gonna get us out of here.
1309
01:10:23,724 --> 01:10:26,351
‐ Is this still all part of the game?
1310
01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:27,935
‐ Yeah!
1311
01:10:27,936 --> 01:10:30,772
Yeah, of course it is.
Miss Caroline's gonna keep you safe.
1312
01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:33,587
You do whatever
she tells you to, okay?
1313
01:10:33,588 --> 01:10:35,694
‐ She's my teacher.
I have to do that.
1314
01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:38,404
‐ You're an amazing boy.
1315
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,865
Don't let anyone ever tell you
you're not strong.
1316
01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:43,327
You're the strongest,
bravest person I've ever met.
1317
01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:45,871
‐ Why are you telling me this?
1318
01:10:46,788 --> 01:10:48,207
‐ 'Cause you're awesome.
1319
01:10:48,957 --> 01:10:50,083
Give me a cuddle.
1320
01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:56,798
Okay.
1321
01:10:58,133 --> 01:11:00,427
Hey, kids, who wants a ride
in the McGigglemobile?
1322
01:11:00,428 --> 01:11:02,679
Yeah!
‐ Yeah!
1323
01:11:03,639 --> 01:11:07,518
‐ See you soon, kiddlywinks!
1324
01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,664
‐ I see the McGigglemobile.
1325
01:11:29,331 --> 01:11:32,417
I can't do this.
I'm a celebrity.
1326
01:11:35,796 --> 01:11:37,631
‐ Want to make up for all
the bad things you've done?
1327
01:11:37,632 --> 01:11:39,341
All those mums you fucked?
1328
01:11:40,926 --> 01:11:43,303
If Pacino were here,
what would he say?
1329
01:11:43,304 --> 01:11:44,387
‐ He'd encourage me
1330
01:11:44,388 --> 01:11:48,141
to magnify and intensify
my connection to the material
1331
01:11:48,142 --> 01:11:51,895
by understanding my character's
emotional experience.
1332
01:11:51,896 --> 01:11:54,397
- ‐ Well... do that.
- ‐
1333
01:11:54,398 --> 01:11:57,359
‐ Do it for Pacino.
I'll distract them.
1334
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:59,862
I'll see you
at the McGigglemobile.
1335
01:11:59,863 --> 01:12:02,865
‐
‐ Hey!
1336
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,120
Hey! Yeah!
1337
01:12:09,121 --> 01:12:11,123
‐
‐ Yes! Yes!
1338
01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:13,457
Fuck!
1339
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,877
‐
‐ Hey! Yes!
1340
01:12:15,711 --> 01:12:17,837
Hey! Over here!
1341
01:12:17,838 --> 01:12:19,485
‐ For Pacino.
1342
01:12:22,885 --> 01:12:24,845
‐
‐ Yes!
1343
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:33,478
‐ Aahhh!
1344
01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:38,525
‐ Arggh!
1345
01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,497
‐ Well, hi‐ho, kiddlywinks.
1346
01:13:06,053 --> 01:13:08,347
‐ Arggh! Arggh!
1347
01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:11,391
‐ I fucked your mom!
1348
01:13:12,935 --> 01:13:14,311
I fucked your mom!
1349
01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:18,524
You. Oh, I fucked your mom.
1350
01:13:23,195 --> 01:13:25,364
Ow! My ass!
1351
01:13:31,578 --> 01:13:34,373
Hyah! How do YOU like it, huh?!
1352
01:13:34,374 --> 01:13:36,083
Oh, God! What have I done?
1353
01:13:38,043 --> 01:13:39,043
Eugh!
1354
01:13:39,044 --> 01:13:40,504
Oh, shit!
1355
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,349
Yes!
1356
01:13:53,350 --> 01:13:54,434
‐
‐ Yes!
1357
01:13:56,249 --> 01:13:58,063
Fuck. Fuck.
1358
01:13:59,356 --> 01:14:00,399
It's locked.
1359
01:14:02,317 --> 01:14:03,485
Open the door!
1360
01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:09,324
Open the fucking door.
1361
01:14:11,159 --> 01:14:13,203
Open the fucking door!
1362
01:14:16,415 --> 01:14:17,916
- Fuck.
- ‐
1363
01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:20,147
Open the fucking door, Nathan!
1364
01:14:20,148 --> 01:14:22,379
‐
‐ Fuck.
1365
01:14:27,718 --> 01:14:29,052
Help me!
1366
01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:32,514
I hope you die!
1367
01:14:37,561 --> 01:14:39,438
‐ What's happening, Miss Caroline?
1368
01:14:39,439 --> 01:14:42,211
‐ Your Uncle David...
1369
01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:44,985
is at the McGigglemobile!
1370
01:15:09,676 --> 01:15:10,676
‐ Tess!
1371
01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:13,304
‐ Dave! Oh, God. Where are you?
1372
01:15:13,305 --> 01:15:15,849
‐ Uh, I'm at the farm.
Miss Caroline and the kids are here.
1373
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:17,391
‐ Felix?
‐ Yeah, he's with her.
1374
01:15:17,392 --> 01:15:19,644
Listen, you need to send
someone in to get us.
1375
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,521
‐ Okay. Uh, the military have
blocked off the road,
1376
01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:23,398
but they won't let us through.
We're not far from you.
1377
01:15:23,399 --> 01:15:25,526
Why aren't you with Felix?
Are you okay?
1378
01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:29,363
‐ Look, Tess,
I need to tell you something.
1379
01:15:29,364 --> 01:15:31,364
It's really important,
1380
01:15:31,365 --> 01:15:33,367
and I should have done it
a long time ago.
1381
01:15:34,409 --> 01:15:36,452
But thank you.
1382
01:15:36,453 --> 01:15:38,246
‐ What?
‐ You stepped up.
1383
01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:41,124
You always took care of me when
things went to shit with mom.
1384
01:15:41,125 --> 01:15:43,004
I don't know what I would have
done without you.
1385
01:15:44,086 --> 01:15:47,214
Thank you, sis.
I tried to repay you, but...
1386
01:15:47,215 --> 01:15:49,466
I'm pretty sure I've just fucked it.
1387
01:15:49,467 --> 01:15:51,384
Ah! No! Fuck!
1388
01:15:51,385 --> 01:15:53,428
Stupid fucking frog!
1389
01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:57,391
- ‐ Boo‐Boo?
- ‐
1390
01:15:59,601 --> 01:16:02,145
Miss Caroline,
when will we play putt‐putt golf?!
1391
01:16:02,146 --> 01:16:03,020
‐ Not now, Max.
1392
01:16:03,021 --> 01:16:06,984
‐ No! I want to play putt‐putt
golf now!
1393
01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:09,340
‐
‐ Max.
1394
01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:11,696
Max!
‐
1395
01:16:11,697 --> 01:16:13,949
‐ I'm not‐‐ I'm not gonna
talk to you on that level.
1396
01:16:13,950 --> 01:16:16,368
‐
‐ Stop it. Hey.
1397
01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:19,996
‐ Max, listen to me.
1398
01:16:19,997 --> 01:16:21,373
‐ Miss Caroline!
‐ Beth, I'm speaking.
1399
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:24,668
‐ Miss Caroline!
‐ What is it, Beth?!
1400
01:16:24,669 --> 01:16:26,003
‐ Felix is gone!
1401
01:16:39,975 --> 01:16:41,977
‐ Pew, pew! Pew! Pew, pew, pew!
1402
01:16:41,978 --> 01:16:43,937
Pew! Pew, pew!
1403
01:18:19,783 --> 01:18:22,494
- Hi, Uncle David!
- Felix!
1404
01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:26,331
I'm on the tractor!
1405
01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:29,751
Oopsy!
1406
01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:33,254
‐ Felix! Felix!
1407
01:18:41,555 --> 01:18:42,973
‐ Here, Uncle David!
1408
01:18:44,892 --> 01:18:47,394
Uncle David! Over here!
1409
01:18:47,395 --> 01:18:48,477
Ha ha!
1410
01:18:48,478 --> 01:18:50,772
I told you you were the bravest
person I'd ever met.
1411
01:18:50,773 --> 01:18:52,982
- Yeah?
- The clutch is on the left.
1412
01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:55,402
‐ The clutch is on the left.
Stay in character.
1413
01:18:55,403 --> 01:18:57,082
The clutch is on the left.
1414
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:04,661
‐ It doesn't matter if we don't
win the game, Miss Caroline.
1415
01:19:19,218 --> 01:19:20,259
Felix did it!
1416
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:22,304
‐ I used my putter as a shooty gun.
1417
01:19:22,305 --> 01:19:24,180
Pew, pew! Pew!
‐ Whoa!
1418
01:19:24,181 --> 01:19:27,392
‐ There's heaps of them out there, though.
We've got to go!
1419
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:30,895
‐ One, two, three! Eyes on me!
1420
01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:33,356
One, two! Eyes on you!
1421
01:19:33,357 --> 01:19:35,150
‐ Who wants to play putt‐putt golf?!
1422
01:19:36,693 --> 01:19:40,989
Arggh!
‐
1423
01:19:43,742 --> 01:19:45,994
Careful, duckies! Watch out!
1424
01:19:48,163 --> 01:19:51,667
Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
1425
01:19:51,668 --> 01:19:54,545
Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
1426
01:19:56,338 --> 01:19:59,258
Go, Max! Go, Max! Go, Max!
1427
01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:06,890
‐ Ha ha! You suck, you guys!
1428
01:20:06,891 --> 01:20:09,685
Yay!
1429
01:20:10,686 --> 01:20:11,937
‐ Okay. Sit down, now.
1430
01:20:13,522 --> 01:20:14,564
Good boy.
1431
01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:16,065
I spoke to Tess!
1432
01:20:16,066 --> 01:20:17,943
She said the military is on the road!
1433
01:20:18,569 --> 01:20:20,320
We just have to make it there!
‐ Thank you.
1434
01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:32,374
‐ Okay. Remember this one?
Sing with me, now.
1435
01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:37,212
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪
1436
01:20:37,213 --> 01:20:40,965
♪ Round and round,
round and round ♪
1437
01:20:40,966 --> 01:20:44,011
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪
1438
01:20:44,012 --> 01:20:47,890
♪ All through the town ♪
1439
01:20:58,775 --> 01:21:02,029
♪ Old Macdonald had a farm ♪
1440
01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:08,035
♪ E‐I‐E‐I‐O ♪
1441
01:21:11,288 --> 01:21:12,789
‐ Miss Caroline!
1442
01:21:17,461 --> 01:21:21,298
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands ♪
1443
01:21:25,677 --> 01:21:29,806
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
clap your hands ♪
1444
01:21:33,727 --> 01:21:36,021
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
say hooray ♪
1445
01:21:36,022 --> 01:21:37,835
Hooray!
1446
01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:42,319
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
say hooray ♪
1447
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,674
Hooray!
1448
01:21:45,030 --> 01:21:47,052
♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪
1449
01:21:47,053 --> 01:21:49,075
♪ And you really want to show it ♪
1450
01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:51,954
♪ If you're happy and you know it,
say hooray ♪
1451
01:21:51,955 --> 01:21:53,872
Hooray!
1452
01:21:58,335 --> 01:21:59,961
Let's go!
1453
01:21:59,962 --> 01:22:01,338
Move, move, move,
move, move, move!
1454
01:22:07,427 --> 01:22:09,972
Waiting for confirmation
to engage Hailstorm.
1455
01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,850
Target is T‐minus...
1456
01:22:13,559 --> 01:22:15,102
‐ Sir, what is it?
1457
01:22:15,936 --> 01:22:18,230
‐ Looks like we've got some survivors.
1458
01:22:18,231 --> 01:22:20,023
‐ They could be infected.
1459
01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:22,525
‐ Hey!
1460
01:22:22,526 --> 01:22:26,071
‐ ♪ Three little ducks
went out one day ♪
1461
01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:29,991
♪ Over the hills and far away
1462
01:22:29,992 --> 01:22:32,911
♪ Mother Duck said
quack, quack, quack... ♪
1463
01:22:32,912 --> 01:22:34,600
‐ How many are there?
1464
01:22:34,601 --> 01:22:36,290
‐ There's at least two.
1465
01:22:36,874 --> 01:22:42,421
One man driving a tractor,
a woman... playing a small guitar.
1466
01:22:42,422 --> 01:22:44,381
‐ Sir, that's a ukulele, sir!
1467
01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:47,301
‐ Well, whatever it is,
they're gonna be obliterated.
1468
01:22:47,302 --> 01:22:50,742
‐ ♪ Two little ducks
went out one day
1469
01:22:50,743 --> 01:22:54,183
♪ Over the hills
and far away... ♪
1470
01:22:54,184 --> 01:22:56,185
‐ Okay, let's bring 'em closer.
1471
01:22:57,978 --> 01:22:59,416
Everyone hold position!
1472
01:22:59,417 --> 01:23:00,782
‐ Let us through!
1473
01:23:00,783 --> 01:23:02,148
Wait for my command!
1474
01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:04,568
‐ ♪...little duck
went out one day ♪
1475
01:23:04,569 --> 01:23:05,861
♪ Over the hills and... ♪
1476
01:23:05,862 --> 01:23:07,029
‐ Is that singing?
1477
01:23:08,530 --> 01:23:11,491
‐ Who would be singing?
‐ Maybe it's the zombies, sir.
1478
01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:13,619
‐ Zombies don't sing.
1479
01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:18,081
‐ ♪ Five little ducks came back... ♪
1480
01:23:18,082 --> 01:23:20,082
‐ We got tiny children!
1481
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,628
‐ Did he just say kids?
‐ Yes, sir.
1482
01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:24,713
‐ Kids.
1483
01:23:25,464 --> 01:23:26,756
Goddammit!
1484
01:23:26,757 --> 01:23:28,675
‐
‐ Sir.
1485
01:23:30,636 --> 01:23:33,889
‐ I can't shoot kids.
Again.
1486
01:23:33,890 --> 01:23:34,973
‐ Sir!
1487
01:23:35,974 --> 01:23:37,808
That's against protocol, sir!
1488
01:23:37,809 --> 01:23:39,853
‐ All right, let 'em through!
Let 'em through!
1489
01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:45,526
‐ ♪ Five little ducks came back ♪
‐ Hey, this‐‐ it's music!
1490
01:23:45,527 --> 01:23:47,528
They're harmless
when you play music!
1491
01:23:50,614 --> 01:23:53,951
You've just got to sing them a song.
Sing them a song!
1492
01:23:55,536 --> 01:23:56,870
Open fire!
1493
01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,251
‐ It's okay!
1494
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,806
Okay, you‐‐ you all need...
1495
01:24:16,807 --> 01:24:18,100
Okay. No, no, no.
Quick, quick. Come on.
1496
01:24:18,101 --> 01:24:19,685
Okay. Only one at a time.
1497
01:24:27,901 --> 01:24:29,319
Engage Hailstorm.
1498
01:24:47,963 --> 01:24:49,923
‐ Whew!
‐
1499
01:24:54,344 --> 01:24:55,637
‐ I'm sorry. I...
1500
01:25:05,814 --> 01:25:08,609
Whoa!
1501
01:25:11,028 --> 01:25:12,654
‐ Fireworks, everyone.
1502
01:25:16,742 --> 01:25:19,328
- ‐ Hey! Hey! Put them down!
- What are you doing?!
1503
01:25:19,329 --> 01:25:21,288
Put them down!
‐ Hey, man!
1504
01:25:21,289 --> 01:25:22,977
Felix, it's fine!
1505
01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:26,418
Jesus Christ!
1506
01:25:44,186 --> 01:25:46,605
‐ Is this the good news room
or the bad news room?
1507
01:25:46,606 --> 01:25:47,856
‐ Good news room, sir.
1508
01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:54,487
‐ All right!
1509
01:25:54,488 --> 01:25:56,573
Everyone needs to stop yelling!
1510
01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:58,658
‐ Where are our children?!
1511
01:25:58,659 --> 01:26:01,327
‐ Every class member is
safe and accounted for.
1512
01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:04,101
‐ Can someone please tell us
what's happened to them?
1513
01:26:04,102 --> 01:26:06,874
‐ Your children got caught up
in a, uh... a situation.
1514
01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:09,753
‐ Well, what the hell does that mean?
‐ I can't go into specifics.
1515
01:26:09,754 --> 01:26:12,109
But what I can say is
it could have been a lot worse
1516
01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:14,465
if it weren't for the actions
of their teachers.
1517
01:26:14,466 --> 01:26:17,052
‐ But they only have one teacher.
‐ Miss Caroline.
1518
01:26:17,053 --> 01:26:19,638
‐ Yeah, Audrey Caroline and David, uh...
1519
01:26:19,639 --> 01:26:20,930
‐ Anderson.
‐ Anderson.
1520
01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:22,933
‐ That's my brother.
That's Felix's uncle.
1521
01:26:23,767 --> 01:26:27,938
‐ Well, Miss Caroline and Mr. Anderson
managed to protect your children
1522
01:26:27,939 --> 01:26:32,651
in a potentially lethal situation
for which there is no precedent.
1523
01:26:32,652 --> 01:26:36,071
I'm... still not quite sure
how they did it.
1524
01:26:36,780 --> 01:26:38,197
They're currently in quarantine,
1525
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:41,660
and we will need to monitor them
for the next 48 hours.
1526
01:26:41,661 --> 01:26:44,558
‐ They okay?
They must be terrified.
1527
01:26:44,559 --> 01:26:47,457
‐ Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
1528
01:26:51,336 --> 01:26:53,630
♪ I stay up too late ♪
1529
01:26:54,673 --> 01:26:56,592
♪ Got nothing in my brain ♪
1530
01:26:57,634 --> 01:27:00,636
♪ That's what people say, mm‐mm ♪
1531
01:27:00,637 --> 01:27:03,619
♪ That's what people say,
mm‐mm ♪
1532
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:06,111
♪ I go on too many dates ♪
1533
01:27:06,112 --> 01:27:08,604
♪ But I can't make 'em stay ♪
1534
01:27:09,646 --> 01:27:13,066
♪ At least, that's what people say,
mm‐mm ♪
1535
01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:15,777
♪ That's what people say, mm‐mm ♪
1536
01:27:15,778 --> 01:27:18,237
♪ But I keep cruising ♪
1537
01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:21,282
♪ Can't stop, won't stop moving ♪
1538
01:27:21,283 --> 01:27:25,787
♪ It's like I've got this music
in my mind ♪
1539
01:27:25,788 --> 01:27:28,789
♪ Saying it's gonna be all right ♪
1540
01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:31,876
♪ 'Cause the players gonna
play, play, play, play, play ♪
1541
01:27:31,877 --> 01:27:35,004
♪ And the haters gonna hate,
hate, hate, hate, hate ♪
1542
01:27:35,005 --> 01:27:38,133
♪ Baby, I just wanna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
1543
01:27:38,134 --> 01:27:40,384
♪ Shake it off, shake it off ♪
1544
01:27:40,385 --> 01:27:43,742
♪ Heartbreakers gonna break,
break, break, break, break ♪
1545
01:27:43,743 --> 01:27:47,048
♪ And the fakers gonna fake,
fake, fake, fake, fake ♪
1546
01:27:47,049 --> 01:27:50,354
♪ Baby, I just wanna shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
1547
01:27:50,355 --> 01:27:53,314
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off ♪
1548
01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:56,630
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off, ah‐ah ♪
1549
01:27:56,631 --> 01:27:59,790
♪ I shake it off, I shake it off,
ah‐ah ♪
1550
01:27:59,791 --> 01:28:02,950
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off, ah‐ah ♪
1551
01:28:02,951 --> 01:28:05,077
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off ♪
1552
01:28:05,078 --> 01:28:06,244
And again now!
1553
01:28:06,245 --> 01:28:09,205
♪ Shake it off,
shake it off, ah‐ah ♪
1554
01:28:09,206 --> 01:28:12,104
♪ Shake it off, shake it off,
ah‐ah ♪
1555
01:28:12,105 --> 01:28:15,003
♪ I shake it off,
I shake it off, ah‐ah ♪
1556
01:28:15,004 --> 01:28:17,631
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off! ♪
1557
01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:25,389
- Hi, mommy!
- Hi, Daddy!
1558
01:28:31,895 --> 01:28:32,938
♪ Oh ♪
1559
01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:36,984
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1560
01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:41,947
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1561
01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:45,950
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1562
01:28:45,951 --> 01:28:48,912
♪ You have so many
relationships in this life ♪
1563
01:28:48,913 --> 01:28:50,955
♪ Only one or two may last ♪
1564
01:28:50,956 --> 01:28:52,957
♪ You go through
all the pain and strife ♪
1565
01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:55,961
♪ Then you turn your back
and they're gone so fast ♪
1566
01:28:56,461 --> 01:28:57,461
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
1567
01:28:58,755 --> 01:29:02,759
♪ And they're gone so fast, yeah ♪
1568
01:29:03,927 --> 01:29:06,929
♪ Oh, so hold on to the ones
who really care ♪
1569
01:29:06,930 --> 01:29:08,931
♪ In the end,
they'll be the only ones there ♪
1570
01:29:08,932 --> 01:29:12,727
♪ And when you get old
and start losing your hair ♪
1571
01:29:12,728 --> 01:29:16,522
♪ Can you tell me
who will still care? ♪
1572
01:29:16,523 --> 01:29:19,902
♪ Can you tell me who
will still care? ♪
1573
01:29:19,903 --> 01:29:21,986
♪ Oh, care ♪
1574
01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:23,946
♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop ♪
1575
01:29:23,947 --> 01:29:26,908
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
1576
01:29:26,909 --> 01:29:29,411
♪ Ba du bop,
ba duba dop ♪
1577
01:29:29,412 --> 01:29:31,913
♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪
1578
01:29:31,914 --> 01:29:32,997
♪ Mmmbop, ba duba dop ♪
1579
01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:35,917
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
1580
01:29:35,918 --> 01:29:38,691
♪ Ba du bop, ba duba dop ♪
1581
01:29:38,692 --> 01:29:41,183
♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪
1582
01:29:41,184 --> 01:29:43,674
♪ Said, oh, yeah ♪
1583
01:29:43,675 --> 01:29:46,470
♪ In an mmmbop they're gone ♪
1584
01:29:46,471 --> 01:29:48,554
♪ Yeah ♪
1585
01:29:48,555 --> 01:29:49,910
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1586
01:29:49,911 --> 01:29:51,266
♪ Mmmbop ♪
1587
01:29:52,184 --> 01:29:53,227
♪ Du bop ♪
1588
01:29:54,561 --> 01:29:55,896
♪ Du bop ♪
1589
01:29:56,772 --> 01:29:59,023
♪ Du, yeah, yeah ♪
1590
01:29:59,024 --> 01:30:00,692
♪ Mmmbop
Oh, yeah ♪
1591
01:30:00,693 --> 01:30:02,361
♪ Du bop ♪
1592
01:30:03,612 --> 01:30:05,072
♪ Du bop ♪
1593
01:30:06,031 --> 01:30:08,783
♪ Du, yeah, yeah ♪
1594
01:30:08,784 --> 01:30:10,034
♪ Can you tell me? ♪
1595
01:30:10,035 --> 01:30:13,080
♪ Oh, no, you can't,
'cause you don't know ♪
1596
01:30:13,081 --> 01:30:15,081
♪ Can you tell me? ♪
1597
01:30:15,082 --> 01:30:20,086
♪ You say you can,
but you don't know ♪
1598
01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:25,050
♪ You say you can,
but you don't know ♪
1599
01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,994
♪ Come with us ♪
1600
01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:19,038
♪ As we giggle around ♪
1601
01:32:19,039 --> 01:32:22,709
♪ In the McGigglemobile ♪
1602
01:32:25,796 --> 01:32:28,548
♪ Traveling the whole world ♪
1603
01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:33,011
♪ Sharing special memories
with the kiddlywinks ♪
1604
01:32:34,596 --> 01:32:36,389
♪ Kiddlywinks ♪
1605
01:32:36,390 --> 01:32:37,974
Take it away, Teddy.
1606
01:32:37,975 --> 01:32:40,434
♪ There's no use ignoring ♪
1607
01:32:40,435 --> 01:32:43,020
♪ All our giggling
and guffawing ♪
1608
01:32:43,021 --> 01:32:46,984
♪ As we shower
the whole world with fun ♪
1609
01:32:48,026 --> 01:32:52,530
♪ Time and time again,
we will McGiggle with new friends ♪
1610
01:32:52,531 --> 01:32:57,035
♪ Because our giggles
are for everyone ♪
1611
01:32:59,037 --> 01:33:00,997
♪ Come giggle ♪
1612
01:33:00,998 --> 01:33:02,999
♪ I'll giggle with you ♪
1613
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:04,042
Teddy, that's beautiful!
1614
01:33:04,043 --> 01:33:06,043
♪ Let's giggle ♪
1615
01:33:06,044 --> 01:33:09,046
♪ We'll giggle all together ♪
1616
01:33:09,047 --> 01:33:14,010
♪ I feel giggly
when we sing this song ♪
1617
01:33:14,011 --> 01:33:19,016
♪ Life's so fun
when you giggle along ♪
1618
01:33:19,766 --> 01:33:22,393
♪ Life's so fun ♪
1619
01:33:22,394 --> 01:33:28,400
♪ When you giggle along ♪
1620
01:33:30,485 --> 01:33:32,446
I love you, Teddy.
1621
01:33:33,322 --> 01:33:35,324
Eat shit, Frogsie.
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