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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,463 --> 00:00:07,508 He is Dr. Hunkenstein's Man-ster! 2 00:00:07,509 --> 00:00:09,718 - All of this, no. - Look, Steve, you gave me... 3 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:11,637 - No, you look! I am the boss! 4 00:00:11,638 --> 00:00:13,180 - The only thing that makes this place special 5 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,559 is what we bring to it, what we bring to it! 6 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,227 Just do the Chippendales. It'll kill here. 7 00:00:18,228 --> 00:00:20,980 You'll be like 3,000 miles away from that guy. 8 00:00:20,981 --> 00:00:22,398 - That's not far enough. 9 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:23,679 I'm the only one left out. 10 00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:26,068 - Hanging in their home, a naked Black man? 11 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,903 You know how white people are, they get threatened. 12 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,196 - Do you have a membership card? 13 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:31,448 - Wait a minute, a membership? - Since when have you had membership cards? 14 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:32,449 What are you talking about? 15 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:34,159 - I kneel before you today 16 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,871 offering my everlasting oath of loyalty. 17 00:00:37,122 --> 00:00:38,872 We're opening a Chippendales in New York. 18 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:41,792 If you have a problem with that, I'll open my own place. 19 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,252 You and me go to war. 20 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:45,462 - I transferred him. My best idea yet. 21 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,383 Our soon-to-open New York Chippendales. 22 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,999 There. 23 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,210 Little bit shorter. 24 00:02:06,962 --> 00:02:09,046 - Signore, it's right where it should be, 25 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:11,247 - at the wrist bone, you see. - I would like it shorter. 26 00:02:12,259 --> 00:02:13,259 - Uh, shorter. 27 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:18,597 All right. 28 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:25,896 There you have it. - Little bit more. 29 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:28,399 - Signore, with all due respect, any shorter 30 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,640 will make you look... - Shorter. 31 00:02:47,419 --> 00:02:48,879 Perfect. 32 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:08,022 - 383, 384, 385, 386. 33 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:09,648 - Mr. Banerjee. 34 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:10,900 Some turnout, huh? - Mm. 35 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:12,484 How many does this place hold? 36 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:13,653 - Five hundred. 37 00:03:15,614 --> 00:03:17,114 What's the matter? 38 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:19,241 - I counted 386. 39 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:22,287 - This? That's the fucking standby. 40 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,876 - Are you serious? - Mm-hm. Come on. 41 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,212 I better see you dancing tonight. Enjoy. 42 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:41,680 Wow, gorgeous! I love it. 43 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,807 Tommy, it's nice... 44 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:44,809 Steve! 45 00:03:45,352 --> 00:03:48,062 Welcome to Chippendales East! 46 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:49,438 Huh? 47 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:50,564 Come on! 48 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:52,441 It's not too shabby, huh? 49 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:55,194 - No. - I will show you to your seat. 50 00:03:55,195 --> 00:03:58,197 - Is this a VIP section? You have a VIP section? 51 00:03:58,198 --> 00:04:00,032 Yes, it's a VIP section. 52 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:03,118 And you're a very special VIP. 53 00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,453 Hi, thanks, Barry. 54 00:04:04,454 --> 00:04:06,455 - Are these people famous? They look famous. 55 00:04:06,456 --> 00:04:09,750 - Uh, some of them are famous, yes. 56 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:12,211 Uh, behind me is Tommy Tune. 57 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:14,838 He's a huge Broadway star. He has the curly hair. 58 00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:17,508 He tap dances and sings. He's amazing! 59 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:20,135 - Really? Could you introduce me to him afterwards? 60 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,179 I don't know his work, but I love famous people. 61 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,140 Okay. 62 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,936 Is this, uh... 63 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,648 The real deal. 64 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:36,527 It's... real. 65 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:41,490 Nick found them at an estate sale in Chappaqua 66 00:04:41,491 --> 00:04:42,909 of all places. 67 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,290 - I'm sitting in a Chippendales chair. - Yes. 68 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:51,250 Yeah. 69 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:52,585 - Here you go. - Thanks, honey. 70 00:04:52,586 --> 00:04:54,920 - Of course. - That's great. 71 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:56,672 Baby, they're gonna love it. 72 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:57,882 - Yeah, but what if they don't? 73 00:04:57,883 --> 00:04:59,508 That's not possible. 74 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:02,970 - This isn't LA, Bradford. These people have taste. 75 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:04,598 So do you. 76 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:07,850 - I'm walking a fine line here. 77 00:05:07,851 --> 00:05:09,351 They, they could easily mistake 78 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,271 the intentional campiness for, I don't know... 79 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:15,232 - They're gonna love it, you asshole. 80 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:18,652 Now get out there and bask in the glory of your finest hour. 81 00:05:18,653 --> 00:05:20,571 Listen to her. 82 00:05:20,572 --> 00:05:22,156 - I can't. 83 00:05:23,158 --> 00:05:24,950 - Well, Steve, Steve's out there. 84 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:27,328 - Oh. Well, all the more reason not to go out. 85 00:05:27,329 --> 00:05:28,662 - He's in a good mood. 86 00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:30,164 He's in, like, a really good mood. 87 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:33,959 - Well, yeah, until he sees what we're opening with. 88 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,842 Our story begins... 89 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:46,806 on a dark and stormy night in a mysterious castle 90 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:53,020 somewhere in deepest, darkest, Mansylvania. 91 00:09:02,878 --> 00:09:04,753 - Congratulations! - Oh, fuck! 92 00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:09,049 Steve! Goddammit. 93 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:12,052 Man, that opening number! 94 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:13,554 They went crazy for it! 95 00:09:13,555 --> 00:09:15,472 - Yes. - Yes! 96 00:09:15,473 --> 00:09:17,182 At the end, I've never heard that many people 97 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:18,350 make that much noise at one time. 98 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:21,103 There was a pregnant lady screaming so much, 99 00:09:21,104 --> 00:09:22,563 I think her baby will remember the show. 100 00:09:22,564 --> 00:09:25,608 Yes. 101 00:09:25,609 --> 00:09:28,068 Oh, Steve. 102 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:30,070 Steve, Steve. 103 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:31,530 So good. 104 00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:34,993 - I mean, it's so funny, you know, 'cause I mean, 105 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:39,664 you do realize that that's the thing that you nixed. 106 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:43,709 - What? - Yeah, in LA. You hated it. 107 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,377 You, uh... 108 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:46,922 You forbade me from doing it. 109 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,928 - Well, in LA, you did not have 110 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:57,598 that extremely attractive man, right? 111 00:10:02,062 --> 00:10:03,063 - I did, actually. 112 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,690 - That same guy? - Uh-huh, same guy. 113 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:07,859 I brought him to the club. 114 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:10,445 I introduced you. 115 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:14,573 I do not remember that. 116 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:15,574 - Oh, I do. 117 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:20,789 - Well. 118 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,210 Congratulations. 119 00:10:26,962 --> 00:10:27,962 Wonderful. 120 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,884 Thank you. 121 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,933 - Where are you going? Nick? 122 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,040 Wow. 123 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:11,005 - What, you've never seen snow? 124 00:11:11,006 --> 00:11:13,383 - I've only ever been to Bombay and Los Angeles. 125 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,768 Wow. 126 00:11:26,897 --> 00:11:27,897 - What was that? 127 00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:32,192 - I hit you. It's a snowball. 128 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,611 - Why? 129 00:11:33,612 --> 00:11:34,987 - Why? 130 00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:35,988 It's fun. 131 00:11:38,617 --> 00:11:39,617 - I want to try. 132 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:41,827 - Well, knock yourself out. 133 00:11:45,624 --> 00:11:47,041 Here. 134 00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:48,042 Come here. 135 00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:52,672 Here, like this. 136 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:59,137 Cup your hand and fill it with snow, make a ball. 137 00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,182 No, more, more. Get more. Yeah. - More? 138 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,310 Wow, yours is... - No, together, together, like compact it. 139 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,187 Yeah. And in a circle. 140 00:12:08,188 --> 00:12:09,521 - Okay. - Okay. 141 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:10,814 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's okay. 142 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,495 - It's called a snowball, not a snow-flat. 143 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,362 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 144 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,571 All right, let's go, kid. 145 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:18,531 Hit me with your best shot. - Are you sure? 146 00:12:18,532 --> 00:12:19,823 - Yeah. 147 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,703 Oh, shit! 148 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:26,205 All right, it's on! 149 00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:29,333 What's about to occur is what's known as a snowball fight. 150 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,627 Okay. 151 00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:32,836 - Are you ready for it? 152 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,506 Yes. 153 00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:36,131 - Ah! - Oh! 154 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,134 - Come on, Steve. Come on! 155 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:43,180 - Oh, okay. - Come on, buddy. Come on! 156 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:46,725 - Oh. Oh. - Come on! 157 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:48,727 Where's your snowball, Steve? - Okay. Okay, that's enough. 158 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,396 - I don't see you... - Okay, stop. 159 00:12:50,397 --> 00:12:52,022 - Come on, Steve. - Okay. Okay. Okay, that's enough. 160 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,649 I don't want to play anymore! 161 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:54,775 Please, that's enough! 162 00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:55,943 I don't want to play anymore! 163 00:12:55,944 --> 00:12:57,820 I don't want to play anymore! - Come on! 164 00:12:57,821 --> 00:12:59,321 Stop, please! I'm done! 165 00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:02,283 - Come on! - I said, I'm finished! 166 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:04,868 - Fuck! 167 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,505 - You are a bully. 168 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,009 - Are you serious? 169 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,554 - Have Denise fax Irene the DSR reports from tonight. 170 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:26,807 I'll call you next week. 171 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,552 - There you go. - Thank you, sir. 172 00:14:05,222 --> 00:14:07,640 Welcome home! 173 00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:09,392 Come here and give me a kiss! 174 00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:11,852 Oh, I missed you. - Hi! 175 00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:13,520 - Mwah. - Hi! 176 00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:17,858 How was the doctor? - Ah, he said everything looks perfect. 177 00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,526 I'm already up 16 pounds. 178 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,195 - That's not enough. I need you big and fat. 179 00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:23,447 - Oh. Be careful what you wish for. 180 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,699 So, tell me about everything. 181 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,785 - About what? 182 00:14:27,661 --> 00:14:29,287 - About the club, silly. 183 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,458 It was incredible. 184 00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:37,420 The crowd, the venue, the size. 185 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,507 Everything about it was bigger and better than LA. 186 00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,551 - That's fantastic. 187 00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:44,594 - Yeah, it's really good. 188 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,974 - Stevie? - Yes. 189 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,725 - You can't be jealous of your own club. 190 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,227 - I'm not jealous. 191 00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,396 - The better he does, the better we do. 192 00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:57,648 - I know, I know. 193 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:00,985 - Okay. Come on. I made French toast. 194 00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:10,036 - Steve Banerjee? 195 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,289 - You're that guy, Steve Banerjee. 196 00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,874 You're the creator of Chippendales. 197 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,167 - Yes, yes, I am. 198 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:18,545 - Perfect. Here you go. 199 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:28,512 - We're being sued for racially discriminatory practices. 200 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:31,932 This guy says we turned him away for not having a VIP card. 201 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,977 What is that? We don't have VIP cards. 202 00:15:35,729 --> 00:15:38,147 We don't, we don't have them. Right? 203 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:40,941 We don't have a VIP card. - What? No. 204 00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:44,653 - Okay. I mean, he's saying that it's a membership card 205 00:15:44,654 --> 00:15:46,406 that we use to keep out minorities. 206 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:48,909 - That's outrageous. 207 00:15:51,411 --> 00:15:52,495 - It's not true. 208 00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:55,498 - Right? 209 00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:57,207 - How could you ask me that? 210 00:15:57,208 --> 00:16:00,544 No, it's not true. Are you serious? 211 00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:02,463 Do you seriously think that? 212 00:16:02,464 --> 00:16:04,590 - No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 213 00:16:04,591 --> 00:16:05,883 I'm sorry. 214 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:08,135 It's cl... You know, it's clearly just 215 00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:09,720 some shameless money grab. 216 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:14,099 Some guy who thinks that we're so rich that we'll just write him a big, fat check 217 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,603 to make it go away. 218 00:16:17,604 --> 00:16:18,563 - Terrible. 219 00:16:21,149 --> 00:16:26,112 - You know, this is what happens when you're successful. 220 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:28,447 Everybody wants a piece. 221 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:39,708 - Karl. 222 00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:42,253 Okay. 223 00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:45,548 Listen to me. There are no VIP cards. 224 00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:47,675 They do not exist. It is absurd. 225 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,176 You have never heard of such a thing. 226 00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,263 - But you're holding one in your hand right now. 227 00:16:53,682 --> 00:16:56,183 - Oh, this was made by customers 228 00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:57,977 so that they could skip the line, 229 00:16:57,978 --> 00:16:59,771 avoid the long wait, right? 230 00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:02,856 These are the lengths people will go to to get into our club. 231 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:04,901 They'll make fake VIP cards. 232 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:08,237 - Why would I let somebody in with a made-up card? 233 00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:09,530 - What? 234 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,240 - If somebody were making fake cards, 235 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,158 don't you think your doorman would know? 236 00:17:13,159 --> 00:17:15,412 - You need to come up with a better story. - Oh, just... 237 00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:20,249 Just... There are no cards, okay? 238 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,250 There are no cards! 239 00:17:28,592 --> 00:17:31,510 - Oh, my God, look at us. 240 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,512 - We're just strolling through midtown. - Yep. 241 00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:37,433 - We're a hot new power couple in the theater scene. 242 00:17:37,434 --> 00:17:40,519 Oh, are we a couple now? 243 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,855 - Well, we have been for years. 244 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:44,023 - Really? 245 00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:45,065 Tell me more. 246 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,443 - Oh, you didn't know? 247 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,528 - Well, I mean, I knew that we spend 248 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,363 every waking moment together, so... 249 00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:52,698 - Yeah. 250 00:17:53,618 --> 00:17:55,200 It's a wonderful relationship. 251 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:56,452 - Uh-huh. 252 00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:59,038 - We have love and companionship, 253 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:01,040 and we still get to fuck whoever we want. 254 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,000 - Now that's a wonderful relationship. 255 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:05,878 It is. 256 00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:07,254 The best. 257 00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:09,089 The best. 258 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,966 What is this, a bank? 259 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:11,967 I feel like we're almost 260 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,469 in a haunted house... - The floors are great. 261 00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,137 - Of mediocrity but... - You can dance in here like no tomorrow. 262 00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:16,931 Oh. 263 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:17,891 - Come on in. 264 00:18:17,892 --> 00:18:19,516 - There they are! 265 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:20,977 - Hello. - Hi. 266 00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,234 - Hey, hi, Bradford. 267 00:18:28,235 --> 00:18:29,527 - Hi, Denise. 268 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,904 Look at your fun top. 269 00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:35,282 - Oh, and an ironed jean... - pant. 270 00:18:37,077 --> 00:18:38,452 So what do you think? 271 00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,663 What do I think about what? 272 00:18:40,664 --> 00:18:45,125 - About our new New York headquarters? 273 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:48,462 - Oh, our new... 274 00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:51,048 Um, we... 275 00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:53,551 But we have our office at the club. 276 00:18:53,552 --> 00:18:55,052 - Oh, come on. That dreary, windowless bunker 277 00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:57,054 does not qualify as an office. 278 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:58,222 Look at this place. 279 00:18:58,223 --> 00:19:02,936 - I am, and, ugh, why so beige? 280 00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:04,996 - They're neutrals. It's very soothing. 281 00:19:05,397 --> 00:19:07,356 - Okay, I feel like I'm in a van at a bank. 282 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:08,691 - Denise, Denise. - Both things are not... 283 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,276 - Can you love it? - Summonsing my... 284 00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:11,735 - Can you love it? - Ugh. 285 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,571 - I need you to love it with us. - Ugh! 286 00:19:13,572 --> 00:19:16,574 - Come on, it's not that hard. - I'm not soothed at all! 287 00:19:16,575 --> 00:19:17,950 - Come on, sit down. - Ugh! 288 00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:20,077 - Sit down in this beautiful chair... 289 00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:21,370 - Yeah! - That's made 290 00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:22,413 - to soothe you. - Chair? 291 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,498 - It's Italian. - Right. 292 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:25,666 - Doesn't that feel good? 293 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,084 Feels like my father. 294 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,044 - Come on, you look like Wonder Woman. 295 00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:31,297 - You can bring all your stuff from Queens, 296 00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:32,923 or wherever you're from, and... 297 00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:34,967 I'm from Long Island. 298 00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:36,510 - There's more furniture coming. - Okay. 299 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:37,803 - Oh, and there's some artwork 300 00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:38,971 and things like that. 301 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:40,180 - Well, grab it. - Oh. 302 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,599 - See what it feels like to answer the phone 303 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,933 in your new office. 304 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,268 - Okay. 305 00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:45,312 Hello. 306 00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:48,188 - Hi, is this Denise Conklin? - Yes, it is. 307 00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,941 Uh-huh. 308 00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:52,568 Look at you. 309 00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:54,445 - I'm sorry, who, who is it? 310 00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:59,825 As in the Phil Donahue? JOCELYN: That's right, Ms. Conklin. 311 00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,036 We are so sorry to bother you. 312 00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:03,287 Oh, yeah. 313 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:04,413 - What are they saying? 314 00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,081 What are they saying? Denise. - I agree. 315 00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:07,333 It's incredible. - What are they saying? 316 00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:09,501 - Really? - Really what? 317 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,003 Really? Yeah. 318 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:13,923 Oh, I couldn't agree more, and 319 00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:15,966 I will check on that. 320 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,301 And then, um... 321 00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:19,011 And then we'll get back to you. 322 00:20:19,012 --> 00:20:21,138 - Thank you so much. - Thank you, Jocelyn. 323 00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:23,140 - Have a wonderful day. - Yeah, you too. 324 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,350 Okay, bye. 325 00:20:24,351 --> 00:20:25,893 What the fuck was that? 326 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:27,896 Phil Donahue? 327 00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:31,899 A producer from the show 328 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:35,069 was at our Hunkenstein Masterpiece. 329 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:38,280 And? 330 00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:42,993 And Chippendales is gonna be 331 00:20:42,994 --> 00:20:45,037 on the Phil Donahue Show. 332 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,043 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 333 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,545 - Phil Donahue? 334 00:20:52,546 --> 00:20:54,046 Phil fucking Donahue. 335 00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:57,091 - Are you kidding me, the Phil Donahue? 336 00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:58,175 With the gray hair? 337 00:20:58,176 --> 00:20:59,635 Yes. 338 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:01,679 - He's a silver fox. 339 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,389 Are you serious? - Yes! 340 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:06,141 Chippendales is gonna be on the biggest show 341 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:07,810 on daytime television. 342 00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:09,144 We're gonna be on Donahue! 343 00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:11,355 - Oh, my God. - I know. 344 00:21:11,356 --> 00:21:12,732 - Really? - Yes. 345 00:21:14,025 --> 00:21:16,193 - We're gonna be on Phil Donahue. - We're gonna be on Phil Donahue. 346 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,194 - Say it again. 347 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:19,114 - We're gonna be on Phil Donahue. 348 00:21:24,077 --> 00:21:26,078 Oh, it's back! Shush, shush! - Hey, quiet. 349 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:27,121 It's on. Be quiet. 350 00:21:27,122 --> 00:21:28,247 - Okay. - Keep watching, guys. 351 00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:30,249 Oh boy, ladies, 352 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:32,668 have we got a treat for you today. 353 00:21:32,669 --> 00:21:36,297 Now if you're lucky enough to live in New York or LA, 354 00:21:36,298 --> 00:21:39,466 you may have seen these fellas in the 355 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:40,385 flesh. 356 00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:43,429 They're called Chippendales, 357 00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:46,932 and they are the hottest thing since sliced bread. 358 00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:49,810 Filling up clubs on both coasts 359 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:53,939 full of women looking to get their hands on some buns. 360 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,900 And I'm not talking about 361 00:21:55,901 --> 00:21:57,192 the kind that you get in a bakery. 362 00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:00,779 Aw, heck, but you didn't come here 363 00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:03,116 to listen to me talk about 'em. 364 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,451 You came here to see 'em, am I right? 365 00:22:08,705 --> 00:22:12,666 Well, in that case, without further ado... 366 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,962 Ah, now husbands, please step away from the televisions... 367 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:20,841 as I present, in their national television debut, 368 00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:23,678 the men of Chippendales! 369 00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:50,871 - It's your creation on national television. 370 00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:03,217 Right? 371 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,939 Woo! 372 00:23:57,188 --> 00:24:00,941 - Well, well, well, how about that, huh? 373 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:02,610 Let's give another round of applause, ladies. 374 00:24:03,571 --> 00:24:05,446 - Woo! - Woo! 375 00:24:05,447 --> 00:24:06,697 And we're clear! 376 00:24:06,698 --> 00:24:08,490 We need to get you mic'd. 377 00:24:08,491 --> 00:24:11,368 - Are you ready for your closeup, Mr. De Noia? 378 00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:13,454 - I mean, how many people could possibly be watching? 379 00:24:13,455 --> 00:24:15,080 Two million? Three? 380 00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,665 Fourteen. 381 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:19,085 - It's 14? - Fourteen million. 382 00:24:20,879 --> 00:24:22,254 - Can they come with me? 383 00:24:22,255 --> 00:24:23,839 - Come on, in the green room. 384 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,424 - Come with me. - Congrats, Phil. 385 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:27,051 Fourteen? All right. 386 00:24:27,052 --> 00:24:29,303 - Well, if you're anything like me, 387 00:24:29,304 --> 00:24:31,806 you're probably wondering to yourself, 388 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:35,768 "Who the heck came up with this? What kind of mind..." 389 00:24:35,769 --> 00:24:37,394 Well, we're about to find out. 390 00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:42,358 Please welcome Mr. Chippendales himself, Mr. Nick De Noia. 391 00:24:44,486 --> 00:24:45,987 Oh-ho! Nicky! 392 00:24:48,198 --> 00:24:49,365 - Thanks for having me, Phil. 393 00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:50,407 Please. 394 00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:53,661 - Oh, Nick, Nick, Nick. 395 00:24:53,662 --> 00:24:55,663 Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. 396 00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:56,830 - Yes, Phil? 397 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:58,290 What have you done? 398 00:24:58,291 --> 00:25:00,334 You naughty boy! 399 00:25:00,335 --> 00:25:04,004 You're gonna wreck a whole lot of marriages, my friend. 400 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:06,840 - I don't know, Phil. They don't seem to mind. 401 00:25:06,841 --> 00:25:08,884 Right, ladies? 402 00:25:08,885 --> 00:25:11,095 I mean, what do you say, ladies? Did you enjoy that? 403 00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,641 They love it, Phil. 404 00:25:15,642 --> 00:25:16,934 Yes, they do. 405 00:25:16,935 --> 00:25:18,435 Well, I understand you're 406 00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:20,187 a choreographer by trade. 407 00:25:20,188 --> 00:25:21,480 Amongst other things. 408 00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:23,148 Oh, other things is right. 409 00:25:23,149 --> 00:25:26,569 You've been in movies and television in the theater. 410 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:29,446 True. You've been an actor, a writer, 411 00:25:29,447 --> 00:25:31,323 a director, a producer. 412 00:25:31,324 --> 00:25:32,616 Guilty as charged. 413 00:25:32,617 --> 00:25:33,742 You've even won an Emmy. 414 00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,369 Actually, no. 415 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:37,496 Oh. I've won two. 416 00:25:37,497 --> 00:25:40,249 Ah, all right. 417 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,709 Forgive me. 418 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:44,003 That's why they call you Mr. Chippendales. 419 00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,006 I guess so, Phil. I guess so. 420 00:25:48,258 --> 00:25:50,092 - Why did he let him call him Mr. Chippendales? 421 00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:51,385 He should have corrected him, right? 422 00:25:51,386 --> 00:25:53,429 - Well, you know, it's live TV. 423 00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:55,514 Things happen. - But Chippendales is my creation, 424 00:25:55,515 --> 00:25:57,224 so why did he let him say that? 425 00:25:57,225 --> 00:25:58,642 - Steve, I'm sure there was no mal intent 426 00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:00,603 on Nick's part. It was a big show. 427 00:26:00,604 --> 00:26:02,730 There were a lot of segments, I-I... - I'm going to go to New York. 428 00:26:02,731 --> 00:26:03,648 No. 429 00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,065 - I'm gonna go to New York, I'm going to find Nick, 430 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,066 and I'm going to tell him 431 00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:07,902 that he needs to call Phil... - No! Put that phone down. 432 00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:09,236 No. Stop. - Irene. Irene. 433 00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:11,322 - Stop it! Stop it. - He has just... 434 00:26:11,323 --> 00:26:12,323 - Stop. 435 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:16,536 Now, I want you to repeat after me. 436 00:26:18,455 --> 00:26:20,540 "Things are going incredibly well." 437 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:22,709 Say it. 438 00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:25,669 - Things are going incredibly well. 439 00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:29,090 - "My company was just featured on national television." 440 00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:32,259 - My company was just featured on national television. 441 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,720 - "Business is booming." 442 00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:36,097 - Business is booming. 443 00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:39,851 - "I wear a Rolex." 444 00:26:41,353 --> 00:26:43,103 - I wear a Rolex. 445 00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:45,732 - "I live in a big, beautiful house." 446 00:26:47,025 --> 00:26:48,400 - I live in a big, beautiful house. 447 00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:50,278 - "With my gorgeous, pregnant wife." 448 00:26:51,529 --> 00:26:53,447 - With my gorgeous, pregnant wife. 449 00:26:53,448 --> 00:26:56,284 - "And I'm not gonna blow it on some silly little slight." 450 00:26:58,495 --> 00:26:59,495 Say it. 451 00:27:01,456 --> 00:27:04,251 - I'm not going to blow it on some silly little slight. 452 00:27:06,753 --> 00:27:07,753 - Good. 453 00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:10,924 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 454 00:27:17,264 --> 00:27:18,765 Steve, do we have aspirin? 455 00:27:42,372 --> 00:27:43,581 I don't know which is worse, 456 00:27:43,582 --> 00:27:45,416 what you did, or the fact you lied about it! 457 00:27:49,754 --> 00:27:53,173 - Okay, Irene, okay, yes, we did have VIP cards, 458 00:27:53,174 --> 00:27:54,884 and I should have told you that I had them, 459 00:27:54,885 --> 00:27:56,510 but I did not use them 460 00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:57,511 for what the lawsuit said I used them for, okay... 461 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,888 - What did you use them for? 462 00:27:58,889 --> 00:28:00,723 What did you use them for, Steve? 463 00:28:00,724 --> 00:28:02,266 - Just to have a more upscale clientele, 464 00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:03,601 that's it. Yes. - Upscale clientele? 465 00:28:03,602 --> 00:28:05,436 You were trying to keep out the Black people! 466 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,645 - No, no. That is not... - Yes, you were! 467 00:28:06,646 --> 00:28:08,105 - That is not... No, no. - Yes, you were! 468 00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:09,607 Why did you do that? 469 00:28:09,608 --> 00:28:10,774 - Okay, okay. 470 00:28:13,111 --> 00:28:15,154 When other people see Black people in here, 471 00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:16,488 they think the place is not classy. 472 00:28:16,489 --> 00:28:17,948 - Steve. - It's not my fault they're racist. 473 00:28:17,949 --> 00:28:19,283 I just wanted our club to be successful. 474 00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:22,494 - Steve, there are two types of people in this world. 475 00:28:22,495 --> 00:28:25,457 There are good people and there are bad people... 476 00:28:28,418 --> 00:28:30,337 and we are good people. 477 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:33,255 You are a good person. 478 00:28:33,256 --> 00:28:34,883 We don't do things like this. 479 00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,221 Do you hear me? 480 00:28:39,846 --> 00:28:40,972 - I'm sorry. 481 00:28:41,890 --> 00:28:42,890 - For what? 482 00:28:45,477 --> 00:28:47,728 Say it. - I should have told you. 483 00:28:47,729 --> 00:28:49,647 You should have told me. 484 00:28:49,648 --> 00:28:50,648 What else? 485 00:28:54,945 --> 00:28:56,487 - I should not have... 486 00:28:59,157 --> 00:29:02,619 I should not have kept the Black people out of the club. 487 00:29:03,912 --> 00:29:06,080 I'm sorry. - No. 488 00:29:06,081 --> 00:29:07,707 Hey. 489 00:29:10,669 --> 00:29:15,005 - Now I have to go find us a very expensive lawyer! 490 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,680 Boss-man. 491 00:29:23,807 --> 00:29:26,308 Yo, I'm in the locker room fixing that pipe. 492 00:29:26,309 --> 00:29:28,519 You know, the one making all the noise with the bing, bing, bing. 493 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,063 - Yes. - Right? So anyways, I got the TV on. 494 00:29:31,064 --> 00:29:33,399 I like to have it on in the background while I'm working. 495 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,067 It kinda puts me in like a 496 00:29:35,068 --> 00:29:37,611 certain kind of... - What is the point? 497 00:29:37,612 --> 00:29:39,905 - All right. Well, don't get mad at me, okay? 498 00:29:39,906 --> 00:29:40,906 - What is the point? 499 00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:43,118 - Nick was on Mike Douglas. 500 00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:46,537 He did it again. 501 00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:52,167 - Well, how much weight have you lost? 502 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:53,086 Well, did, did the doctor say 503 00:29:53,087 --> 00:29:54,253 you could keep taking them? 504 00:29:55,214 --> 00:29:56,631 How bad are the palpitations? 505 00:29:57,007 --> 00:29:58,048 Well then, 506 00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,529 keep taking the pills. 507 00:30:01,678 --> 00:30:03,178 Well, Richie, do you want... 508 00:30:03,179 --> 00:30:04,139 I'm working! 509 00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:05,306 - I've gotta read this before... 510 00:30:05,307 --> 00:30:06,891 I don't care what Karl says. 511 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:09,144 Do you wanna be famous, or do you wanna be fat, Richie? 512 00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,605 That's what I thought. I'm swamped. 513 00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,189 - Chippendales, this is Nick. - You mind telling me 514 00:30:14,190 --> 00:30:15,630 what the hell you're trying to pull? 515 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:18,819 - Uh, Steve? 516 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,362 - Ray just saw you... - I'll call you back. 517 00:30:20,363 --> 00:30:21,363 On the Mike Douglas Show. 518 00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:23,407 - I saw that shit. - Great, and? 519 00:30:23,408 --> 00:30:24,742 - And you did it again. 520 00:30:24,743 --> 00:30:26,035 Did what again? 521 00:30:26,036 --> 00:30:28,704 - You had them call you Mr. Chippendales. - Excuse me? 522 00:30:28,705 --> 00:30:30,831 And the same thing happened on Donahue. 523 00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:33,292 They called you Mr. Chippendales. 524 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:35,336 - Oh, and you think that I told them to call me that? 525 00:30:35,337 --> 00:30:37,254 Well, you certainly did not object. 526 00:30:37,255 --> 00:30:38,964 - Well, if they call me that, Steve, there's really... 527 00:30:38,965 --> 00:30:40,299 You should correct them. 528 00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:42,092 - Oh, you want me to stop the show and, 529 00:30:42,093 --> 00:30:44,345 and give them a whole rundown of who's who in the company? 530 00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:46,430 - Yes, exactly. Do that. 531 00:30:46,431 --> 00:30:48,474 Oh wow. 532 00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:51,352 That would, that would make for scintillating television, Steve. 533 00:30:51,353 --> 00:30:55,314 "Uh, actually, Mike, Mr. Chippendales is not an entirely accurate title for me." 534 00:30:55,315 --> 00:30:56,732 - That is right. It is not accurate. - "So, yes, it's true, 535 00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:59,151 I am the show's "choreographer and mastermind... 536 00:30:59,152 --> 00:31:00,402 - You are not the mastermind. - But there's this other guy, 537 00:31:00,403 --> 00:31:01,904 - Steve Banerjee, who..." - Okay, 538 00:31:01,905 --> 00:31:04,073 enough with your sarcasm. I do not appreciate it, okay? 539 00:31:04,074 --> 00:31:05,282 - Yeah, well, I don't appreciate you talking 540 00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:07,201 to me like a fucking five-year-old, so... 541 00:31:07,202 --> 00:31:09,286 Well, you're my employee. I'll talk to you however I want. 542 00:31:09,287 --> 00:31:12,206 - Oh, here we go with the whole fucking employee bullshit again. 543 00:31:12,207 --> 00:31:14,375 Listen, Steve, if it wasn't for me, 544 00:31:14,376 --> 00:31:16,293 you'd be a failed nightclub owner 545 00:31:16,294 --> 00:31:17,711 living out of the trunk of your car. 546 00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:18,879 And if it wasn't for me, 547 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,964 you'd still be doing Unicorn Tales. 548 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,298 By the way, I watched that show. 549 00:31:21,299 --> 00:31:22,424 Very low quality. 550 00:31:22,425 --> 00:31:23,343 Really, Steve? 551 00:31:23,344 --> 00:31:24,760 And who has the Emmys here? 552 00:31:24,761 --> 00:31:26,136 - Yeah, where did you get those Emmys? 553 00:31:26,137 --> 00:31:27,846 At a souvenir shop on Hollywood Boulevard? 554 00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:28,847 Fuck you. 555 00:31:28,848 --> 00:31:29,932 I forbid you from going on 556 00:31:29,933 --> 00:31:31,767 national television to take credit for my creation. 557 00:31:31,768 --> 00:31:32,686 - Oh, is that what I'm doing? 558 00:31:32,687 --> 00:31:33,936 Is that what I'm doing, Steve? 559 00:31:33,937 --> 00:31:35,104 I'm stealing credit? 560 00:31:35,105 --> 00:31:36,605 - That is exactly what you are doing! 561 00:31:36,606 --> 00:31:37,982 Yeah? 562 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,858 You wanna see taking credit, asshole? 563 00:31:39,859 --> 00:31:41,694 I will show you taking credit. 564 00:31:41,695 --> 00:31:43,195 You ain't seen nothin' yet! 565 00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:49,285 - He was not apologetic at all. 566 00:31:49,286 --> 00:31:52,663 What an asshole! 567 00:31:52,664 --> 00:31:54,373 - Was that Steve? 568 00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:57,751 - Stop it. - What? 569 00:31:57,752 --> 00:32:00,754 - He is the founder, creator, and choreographer... 570 00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:02,506 - The man behind the muscle... 571 00:32:02,507 --> 00:32:04,925 - Everybody calls him Mr. Chippendales... 572 00:32:04,926 --> 00:32:07,052 - Please welcome Mr. Chippendales himself... 573 00:32:07,053 --> 00:32:07,971 Nick De Noia! 574 00:32:07,972 --> 00:32:09,179 - So great to see you, Bill. 575 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,056 - Great to see you, Nick. 576 00:32:11,057 --> 00:32:12,641 - Great to see you, too, ladies. 577 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:14,852 Sally, you are an angel sent from heaven. 578 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:17,521 Kiss me. Mwah! Mwah! 579 00:32:17,522 --> 00:32:18,522 Geraldo! 580 00:32:18,523 --> 00:32:19,857 - Hey Nick, great to see you. 581 00:32:19,858 --> 00:32:21,483 - It's great to see you, too. 582 00:32:21,484 --> 00:32:22,776 - Hello, Nick. Welcome. 583 00:32:22,777 --> 00:32:24,111 - Thanks for having me, Gene. 584 00:32:24,112 --> 00:32:25,487 - You are a superstar, Nick. 585 00:32:25,488 --> 00:32:27,072 - Ah, you are too kind, my friend. 586 00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:30,034 - No, no. Multi-Emmy-Award-winning choreographer... 587 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,577 - How about showing us some new dance moves? 588 00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:33,120 - Oh, sure. 589 00:32:33,956 --> 00:32:35,748 - Nick you are a bad boy. 590 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,542 - You know what I think? 591 00:32:38,543 --> 00:32:40,711 I think, Nick, this is a phenomenon. 592 00:32:40,712 --> 00:32:42,171 - You know what, why don't we ask America? 593 00:32:42,172 --> 00:32:43,797 What do you think, America? 594 00:32:43,798 --> 00:32:45,966 - I think we're gonna get a lot of letters about this one. 595 00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:49,720 - That should be you! 596 00:32:52,432 --> 00:32:55,851 Just 'cause the show's in New York, they get to go on? 597 00:32:55,852 --> 00:32:59,563 Yo, you cannot, cannot let him take your glory. 598 00:32:59,564 --> 00:33:01,483 You gotta fight fire with fire. 599 00:33:01,858 --> 00:33:03,025 - What do you mean? 600 00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:04,902 - Go on some fucking shows. 601 00:33:09,616 --> 00:33:11,075 Gonna mic you up inside your jacket here. 602 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,827 Apologies if my hands are a little cold. 603 00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:15,663 And if you could just turn your head 604 00:33:15,664 --> 00:33:16,665 towards me. 605 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:20,251 Not an exact match. 606 00:33:20,252 --> 00:33:22,836 You know, they make makeup for Black skin 607 00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:25,506 and white skin, of course, but I tried my best. 608 00:33:25,507 --> 00:33:27,299 - Limit your movements or you're gonna sound terrible. 609 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:30,135 - Okay, Mr. Banerjee, we're about 30 seconds out. 610 00:33:30,136 --> 00:33:31,428 Are we ready to go? 611 00:33:31,429 --> 00:33:32,805 He looks great. You look great. 612 00:33:32,806 --> 00:33:34,848 Let's go. Let's get you up and over here. 613 00:33:34,849 --> 00:33:36,183 Follow me. 614 00:33:36,184 --> 00:33:37,810 Let's try to keep the camera in focus today. 615 00:33:37,811 --> 00:33:39,562 It's a little bit of an obstacle course. 616 00:33:39,563 --> 00:33:41,146 - Still a lot of rustling. Has he done this before? 617 00:33:41,147 --> 00:33:43,482 - Yes. Could you please try to move as little as possible. 618 00:33:43,483 --> 00:33:44,692 - You've got this, Boss-man. 619 00:33:44,693 --> 00:33:45,610 Don't worry about the sweat. - Who is this? 620 00:33:45,611 --> 00:33:46,735 - You're gonna be good, all right? - You can't be here. 621 00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:48,571 - He can't be here! - Sir... 622 00:33:48,572 --> 00:33:51,532 - So it's a five-minute segment. You're going to be talking to Connie, 623 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:55,578 and just a reminder, no swearing as we are live. 624 00:33:55,579 --> 00:33:57,371 Going to have you sit right here. 625 00:33:57,372 --> 00:33:58,664 You're gonna wanna look at camera one, 626 00:33:58,665 --> 00:33:59,957 camera two, and camera three. 627 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:02,543 Actually, camera two and three have switched places on us today. 628 00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:03,878 The one with the light's the one to look at. 629 00:34:03,879 --> 00:34:06,130 Connie, what a beautiful teal color on you! 630 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,215 - It's turquoise. - Is it? 631 00:34:08,216 --> 00:34:09,842 Well, wardrobe told me green, 632 00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:11,093 but here we are. - Excuse me. Do I look at the one 633 00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:12,803 with the light or not? - Okay everybody, we are live... 634 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:13,846 Not the one with the light. 635 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:15,055 - In five, four... - Do I look at the one 636 00:34:15,056 --> 00:34:16,016 with the light? - You'll be great. 637 00:34:16,017 --> 00:34:17,224 - Three... - Which... 638 00:34:17,225 --> 00:34:18,517 - Chippendales. 639 00:34:18,518 --> 00:34:19,643 If you're a gal, 640 00:34:19,644 --> 00:34:21,645 maybe you've been to their club on Overland. 641 00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:22,897 - Oh, it's starting! Shh! - Or bought their latest 642 00:34:22,898 --> 00:34:24,565 best-selling calendar. - Oh, all right. 643 00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:27,443 Well, tonight, you're going to meet the man behind it all. 644 00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:28,944 Steve Banerjee, 645 00:34:28,945 --> 00:34:30,322 welcome to Live At Five. 646 00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:34,909 - Thank you, Connie. 647 00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:37,870 - For the three or four remaining Angelenos 648 00:34:37,871 --> 00:34:40,873 unfamiliar with your establishment, tell us about it. 649 00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:44,711 - It's a very fun place. 650 00:34:45,462 --> 00:34:49,590 Um, it's engaging, you know, because women can go there, 651 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:52,551 finally they can let their hair down. 652 00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:53,969 Um, and now... 653 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,472 and the men take clothes off for the women 654 00:34:56,473 --> 00:34:58,599 as opposed to the typical reverse, 655 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,434 because, you know, women take clothes off for men, 656 00:35:00,435 --> 00:35:04,188 and men put money in their panties. 657 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,899 But in this situation, 658 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:10,779 it's the men that are getting the money in their panties. 659 00:35:11,905 --> 00:35:14,073 That's wonderful. 660 00:35:14,074 --> 00:35:16,617 And it's been such a smashing success. 661 00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:20,704 Not just the clubs, but how about that merchandise? 662 00:35:20,705 --> 00:35:23,540 - You know, I thought everybody has mugs, 663 00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:25,876 because they drink coffee from them, or water, 664 00:35:25,877 --> 00:35:29,755 but to me, water tastes weird from a mug. 665 00:35:29,756 --> 00:35:31,924 Um, and you know, everybody has key chains 666 00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:35,219 because keys are required to enter your domicile, 667 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,055 and so I thought it would be financially lucrative 668 00:35:38,056 --> 00:35:40,182 to have the Chippendale logo on cups... 669 00:35:40,183 --> 00:35:41,850 - He's really sweating. - And key chains. 670 00:35:41,851 --> 00:35:43,269 - That's the least of our worries. 671 00:35:43,270 --> 00:35:48,525 - And then on the calendar, instead of just the logo, 672 00:35:49,109 --> 00:35:52,528 why not have pictures of the men who women like to see naked? 673 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:55,072 - Of course. - And so every month is a different man. 674 00:35:55,073 --> 00:35:57,658 One time it's a motorcycle man. 675 00:35:59,828 --> 00:36:02,663 - That's wonderful. Just wonderful. 676 00:36:02,664 --> 00:36:07,001 I understand you recently opened a location in New York. 677 00:36:07,002 --> 00:36:08,169 - Yes, we... 678 00:36:28,773 --> 00:36:30,191 Is that right, Steve? 679 00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:33,068 Steve? 680 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,865 - I'm sorry, could you repeat the question? 681 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:40,367 I understand you recently opened 682 00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:42,871 a location in New York City. 683 00:36:43,914 --> 00:36:45,456 Very much so. 684 00:36:45,457 --> 00:36:47,124 Great. 685 00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:52,046 Steve, are there any juicy backstage Chippendale stories 686 00:36:52,047 --> 00:36:54,424 you could share with the ladies at home? 687 00:36:55,258 --> 00:36:57,801 - One time a woman tried to bring in her dog. 688 00:36:57,802 --> 00:37:00,137 That's great. 689 00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:02,640 Okay, that was... 690 00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:03,766 That was so fun. 691 00:37:03,767 --> 00:37:06,018 Uh, let's get back to work. 692 00:37:06,019 --> 00:37:08,647 It's time. 693 00:37:12,776 --> 00:37:16,613 - So, Mr. Banerjee, man, you did great. 694 00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:20,199 I couldn't have done that. 695 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,036 Being on TV with all those lights? 696 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:28,040 And that was your first time! 697 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:29,584 I mean, for your first time? 698 00:37:32,212 --> 00:37:35,423 'Cause a lot of those questions were tough, you know? 699 00:37:36,675 --> 00:37:38,759 Reporters always ask those tough questions. 700 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,844 That's the game, they wanna make you look bad, 701 00:37:40,845 --> 00:37:42,179 but you ain't look bad, you know. 702 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:43,847 You was up there and... 703 00:37:43,848 --> 00:37:44,891 - Stop talking. 704 00:37:54,442 --> 00:37:55,609 Pull over. Huh? 705 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:57,236 - Pull over in there. 706 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,160 - Where you going? 707 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:11,209 Oh, shit! 708 00:38:12,335 --> 00:38:14,044 - Everybody's trying to copy me. 709 00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:17,173 Profit off what I built, my risk, my hard work! 710 00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:19,926 Leeches. 711 00:38:21,928 --> 00:38:22,971 Can I help you? 712 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,264 - Is this your place? 713 00:38:25,265 --> 00:38:26,765 - Yeah. 714 00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:28,852 - You've got a lot of nerve, ripping me off. 715 00:38:29,185 --> 00:38:30,228 - Excuse me? 716 00:38:30,562 --> 00:38:32,021 - My name is Steve Banerjee, 717 00:38:32,022 --> 00:38:33,939 and I'm the owner of Chippendales, and... 718 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:36,984 What's so funny? 719 00:38:36,985 --> 00:38:37,985 Nice try. 720 00:38:39,279 --> 00:38:40,613 - Excuse me? 721 00:38:40,614 --> 00:38:42,114 - Merv Griffin, 722 00:38:42,115 --> 00:38:44,742 he had the guy on a couple of nights ago. 723 00:38:44,743 --> 00:38:47,161 - That was an employee of mine. 724 00:38:47,162 --> 00:38:50,039 - Oh, okay, yeah. That guy works for you. 725 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,124 - As a matter of fact, he does. He's my choreographer. 726 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,251 - Look, pal, I don't know what kind of a scam 727 00:38:54,252 --> 00:38:56,795 you're trying to pull here, but I ain't buying it. 728 00:38:56,796 --> 00:38:59,924 So I suggest you take your sorry immigrant ass 729 00:38:59,925 --> 00:39:01,634 and get the fuck off my... - Immigrant? 730 00:39:01,635 --> 00:39:03,177 Who are you calling an immigrant? 731 00:39:03,178 --> 00:39:06,889 I am an American, and I am the owner, president, 732 00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:10,184 and CEO of Chippendales Enterprises Incorporated! 733 00:39:10,185 --> 00:39:11,185 I am! 734 00:39:11,978 --> 00:39:13,438 Do you got that? 735 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:17,734 - Trust me, you don't want this fight. 736 00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:36,168 - Sorry. - No. 737 00:39:52,519 --> 00:39:54,603 - I'm going to burn that place to the ground. 738 00:40:00,193 --> 00:40:02,153 - You shouldn't do that. 739 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:04,780 - You're right. 740 00:40:06,866 --> 00:40:08,034 - You are going to do it. 741 00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:12,746 - Jesus Chr... - What? 742 00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:16,041 - Remember the time you betrayed me, shooting Otis's calendar? 743 00:40:16,042 --> 00:40:17,793 You owe me, Ray. - Look, Steve, th... 744 00:40:17,794 --> 00:40:19,086 - Mr. Banerjee. 745 00:40:24,009 --> 00:40:25,969 - Mr. Banerjee, come on. 746 00:40:27,345 --> 00:40:32,642 I think you gotta get home, have a beer, kiss your wife. 747 00:40:36,229 --> 00:40:38,106 - You swore an oath of loyalty, Ray. 748 00:40:40,734 --> 00:40:41,693 - I know that. 749 00:40:41,694 --> 00:40:44,069 - Then show me you meant it. 750 00:41:05,175 --> 00:41:06,885 Turn it to channel five. 751 00:41:10,889 --> 00:41:12,514 Live images you're seeing. 752 00:41:12,515 --> 00:41:16,393 Firefighters battling the blaze at the Electric Tomato, 753 00:41:16,394 --> 00:41:19,605 a popular restaurant and nightclub near the intersection of South Sepulveda 754 00:41:19,606 --> 00:41:21,273 and Palms Boulevard. 755 00:41:21,274 --> 00:41:23,400 No word yet on the cause of the blaze, 756 00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:27,029 fire officials stating it's too soon to speculate. 757 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:29,406 Eyewitnesses say they saw smoke and flames 758 00:41:29,407 --> 00:41:33,410 emerging from the back of the building starting at around 6:00 p.m. 759 00:41:33,411 --> 00:41:34,995 For more on this developing story, 760 00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:39,625 we'll go to reporter Leslie Morano who's live on the scene. 761 00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:42,670 Thanks, Dan. I'm here at the corner of Sepulveda and Palms 762 00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:45,506 where, as we speak, LA Fire and Rescue...54356

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