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I'm going to start
my own business.
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Now imagine if there
were an establishment
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where people could gather
in a sophisticated setting.
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- Paul Snider.
- Steve Banerjee.
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And this is Dorothy Stratten,
Playmate of the Month.
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We're opening a strip
club for the ladies.
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You're gonna make a lot of
money, have a lot of fun,
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get a lot of pussy.
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It is the world premiere
Chippendales Dancers!
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What you have is
a crass spectacle.
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Nick de Noia. Emmy-winning
choreographer.
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Your emceeing services
are no longer required.
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I've given Nick full authority
in all creative matters.
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
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♪ '70s pop music playing ♪
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In other news today,
we are sad to report
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on the shocking death of Playboy
Playmate and actress Dorothy Stratten.
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Ms. Stratten was murdered last
night by her husband, Paul Snider.
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Mr. Snider then turned
the gun on himself
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in an apparent murder-suicide.
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Police are still investigating
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but have not released
a motive at this time.
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Ms. Stratten was cast in
Peter Bogdanovich's caper
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"They All Laughed," which will
be released later this year.
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Boss, you doing all right?
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I'll be back in a bit.
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♪ Contemplative music playing ♪
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This should be quick.
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♪ It started off so well ♪
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♪ Said we made a perfect pair ♪
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You want to start here
then go to the next page.
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Good.
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♪ I clothed myself
in your glory ♪
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♪ And your love ♪
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♪ How I loved you ♪
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♪ How I cried ♪
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Perfect.
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This one's ours.
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And you each keep one.
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Stick with me, I'll show
you all the local spots.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ The years belie
we lived a lie ♪
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I want to thank
you for coming in.
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♪ ...'til I die ♪
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Yep.
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♪ Save me, save me ♪
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♪ Save me ♪
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♪ I can't face this life alone ♪
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♪ Save me... ♪
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♪ rock music in background ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey. Let's go dancing.
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- Hmm?
- Hmm.
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Have you ever been
to Circus Disco?
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Actually, I don't dance.
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What?
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Thanks. That was fun.
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♪ Pensive music playing ♪
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♪ cartoon music playing ♪
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Fairy tales are marvelous,
wonderful stories
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that were supposed to have
happened a long time ago.
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Here's a story called
"The Ugly Duckling."
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As the story went, there
was an unhappy little duck
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who was lonely and afraid
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and he felt he didn't
fit in anywhere.
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As it turned out, it grew
up to be a beautiful swan.
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Do you think fairy tales
still happen today?
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Well, they do here
on "Unicorn Tales."
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Once upon a time, in
the here and the now...
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in the kingdom of
Unicorn City...
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in a place called
People's Park...
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♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪
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♪ Hup, ride! ♪
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♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪
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♪ Hup, ride! ♪
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♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪
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♪ Hup, ride! ♪
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♪ Hup, shoot 'em up! ♪
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♪ Hup, hup, hup! ♪
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♪ Hup! Hup! ♪
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The cowboys again.
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They were better the first time.
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♪ Hup! Hup! ♪
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♪ Hup! Hup! ♪
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♪ Give your love
to a cowboy man ♪
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♪ He's gonna love you
hard as he can, can ♪
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♪ Give your love
to a cowboy man ♪
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♪ He's gonna love you
hard as he can... ♪
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Hello?
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Nick?
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Yes.
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It's Steve. Banerjee?
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The reason I wanted
to speak with you...
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Your routine, the response
has been spectacular,
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there's no other way to put it.
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I could use a few more.
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What?
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A few? My friend,
you need a lot.
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I mean, customers aren't
coming back if they think
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they're gonna see the
same shit as last time.
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You want that show of yours
to be a long-term proposition?
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Hmm? You've got to have
a constant, steady flow
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of spectacular new product.
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I mean, to be honest, what you
really need is somebody in-house.
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- In-house?
- Mm-hmm.
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On staff. A full-time
dedicated choreographer.
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Would you consider?
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Oh, me? [chuckles] Oh, come on!
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Why not?
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Look, I enjoyed helping you out,
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it was a fun little lark.
- What would it take?
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There's a million
choreographers in this town.
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I'm sure you could find
somebody perfectly serviceable.
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I do not want serviceable.
The reaction your stuff...
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Steve, you gotta understand, I'm
an extremely busy, in-demand guy.
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Any given time, I got a million
things going on, you know.
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What would it take?
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I mean...
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for me to be there full-time?
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Just tell me what it would take.
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All right.
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For starters, complete
creative control.
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Done.
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- Budget for costumes.
- Done.
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- Budget for props.
- Done.
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And you'd need to
fire all the dancers.
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♪ Disco music playing ♪
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Five, 6, 7, 8, and hands!
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And reach and reach
and 5, 6, 7, 8!
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And one, and pump and pump!
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Okay, guys, we're gonna
do it one last time, slow,
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just so that you can
keep up with the moves,
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but you got it, let the
energy flow out, all right?
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Then hip, and hip.
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And down the body,
down the body.
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Step, boom, and drop.
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And five, six, seven,
eight, and step.
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Hit it!
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You're doing great. Okay?
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Hand extended to five,
six, seven, eight.
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And one, and pump.
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Back pump, and hand.
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There is a room of
screaming women.
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Boom, good!
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That was good.
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And boom, and one,
two, and three.
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Boom-cha-cha-boom-cha-cha...
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There's one part still you're
not getting, it's throwing.
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Keep it sharp. Yes.
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Good, yes. Pivot.
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And good!
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Nice.
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And pivot.
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Stop, stop, stop, stop. Blue
shorts, what's your name?
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I'm Otis McCutcheon.
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Otis McCutcheon. You
seem to know your stuff.
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I do all right.
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You had any formal
dance training?
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Uh, I mean some, yeah.
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You know, I, um... I'm an actor,
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but I take classes in tap, jazz,
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a little bit of modern.
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I did a year and a half with
the touring company in Godspell.
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Godspell?
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Yeah, you know, I
definitely danced with that.
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- Good job, man.
- Thank you.
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All right, guys.
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Here's the hard part.
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I wish I could hire you all.
That is not the game we're in.
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I am so sorry.
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Front row, this is the
end of the road for you.
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You may leave. Thank
you so much, guys.
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I appreciate it.
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Back row, congratulations.
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You are now officially
Chippendales Dancers.
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Well done, well done. Good job.
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- Thank you very much.
- Nice lines.
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Otis McCutcheon.
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Thanks, man, awesome.
Thank you, man.
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He is Black.
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Is that a problem?
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No. It's good.
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Customers will love it.
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Let me hear you scream
for Otis, ladies!
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♪ They say the neon
lights are bright ♪
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♪ On Broadway ♪
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♪ They say there's
always magic ♪
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♪ In the air ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ They say the women
treat you fine... ♪
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Baby, it's getting hot in here.
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He is all the way up to sexy!
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♪ But looking at
them just gives me ♪
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♪ The blues ♪
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♪ 'Cause how ya gonna make some time ♪
- Excuse me.
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♪ When all you got
is one thin dime... ♪
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Is this your place?
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Are you the owner?
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♪ ...your shoes ♪
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I fucking love this place.
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I...
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I mean...
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Hello? Um, can you hear me?
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Can you hear me?
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Look, I...
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no offense, but I'm working.
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Alright.
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♪ They say that I
won't last too long ♪
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♪ On Broadway ♪
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♪ I'll catch a
Greyhound bus... ♪
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Y'all, I wish I had his body!
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♪ But they're dead wrong,
I know they are... ♪
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Ta ke it off! Yeah!
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♪ ...this here guitar ♪
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DJ, hit it!
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All right!
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Ladies, Otis loves
eye contact and cash,
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so give him what he wants
and he'll return the favor.
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Oh, my God!
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Grab that tip, he'll
give you a kiss.
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That's how it works. Whoo!
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Someone call Canter's Deli.
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We've got a tongue
sandwich on the table.
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Ladies, do not fight.
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There is plenty of
Otis to go around.
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And I do mean plenty.
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I can confirm!
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♪ Oh what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer ♪
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♪ Oh what, wow ♪
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♪ That I've ever seen ♪
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♪ Oh what, wow ♪
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♪ He's the greatest dancer... ♪
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Who's next?
- Hey, can I get another Coke?
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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How are we on singles, Bobby?
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Uh, getting a little low.
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- I'll get you some more.
- Great.
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I've just been so
crazy, you know.
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Been nonstop, going, going.
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Hello.
- Hi.
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Here's your Coke.
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Thank you.
- Good work, Bobby.
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Is this your place?
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Oh, this? Yeah. I'm the owner.
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Wow.
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Are you having a good time?
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Just not my kind of
place. No offense.
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Not my kind of place either.
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Oh, baby!
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Make some noise in here!
This could be your night.
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Make some noise. Get
that girl, mister.
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Oh, she's sexy!
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This is the night that
three lucky ladies
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will be selected from the crowd
to have your dreams come true.
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Looks like it's you,
it could be you.
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It's definitely gonna
be a night to remember.
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Enjoy yourselves!
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I wouldn't normally
have two in a row.
259
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,138
I have trouble sleeping,
but it's, uh...
260
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,057
it's gonna be a long night.
261
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,851
Grab that tush!
262
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,729
Yeah, for me too.
263
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:20,521
Oh, oh.
264
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,733
Sure.
- I'm the owner, so...
265
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,653
Actually... Bobby. Yo!
266
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,155
I'll have one too.
267
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,657
You got it, boss.
268
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,952
♪ I've got you backed
into a corner... ♪
269
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,788
I heard they're developing
a caffeine-free version.
270
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,208
- Really?
- I read it in Newsweek.
271
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,169
Oh, well, I will be
the first in line.
272
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,421
Not if I beat you to it.
273
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,924
One Coke.
- Thank you.
274
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:51,803
If I got there first, I
would let you... jump ahead.
275
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,598
Cheers.
- Cheers.
276
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,943
- What's the matter?
- Uh... oh, um...
277
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:08,361
What is it?
278
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,029
- Nothing.
- Please tell me.
279
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,990
It's not my place to tell you.
280
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,575
Please.
281
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,119
I want to know what
you're thinking.
282
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,164
- See that?
- I don't quite.
283
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,750
The ice. It's-it's...
284
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:26,087
only filling about
two-thirds of the glass.
285
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,047
Which means, in
a 12-ounce glass,
286
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,925
the top third of the glass
contains twice as much alcohol
287
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,177
as it would if there was ice,
288
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,305
which translates to probably an
extra 50 cents' worth of alcohol
289
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,682
per Long Island Iced Tea,
290
00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,934
compared to one where
the ice goes to the top.
291
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,769
Multiply that times the number
292
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,814
of Long Island Iced Teas you serve
in a month and that's... ooh...
293
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,525
200 per month times 30
nights times 50 cents...
294
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,193
You're talking
monthly lost revenue
295
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,444
on the order of...
296
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,281
$3,000.
297
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,033
And that's just the
Long Island Iced Teas.
298
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,244
You add that to the Dirty
Bananas, the Fuzzy Navels,
299
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,623
the Slippery Nipples,
the Screaming Orgasms...
300
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,418
I bartended in college.
301
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,837
May I?
302
00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,963
Uh, yeah.
303
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,464
Um...
304
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,634
Simple solution.
305
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:17,805
Bigger scoopers.
You should have two.
306
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,891
One that holds exactly
enough for a 12-ounce glass,
307
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,226
then a second one for
your 16-ounce drinks,
308
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,438
like... like a
jigger, but for ice.
309
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:28,274
That way your bartender doesn't have
to putz around with multiple scoopers
310
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,610
trying to get the exact right
amount for a certain glass.
311
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,612
It's just "one and
done," which you need
312
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,781
in a high-volume situation where
you want maximum efficiency.
313
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,159
I know it sounds
crazy, but it would...
314
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,328
make a big difference.
315
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,455
Ballpark?
316
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,750
This one change would boost
your annual bottom line
317
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:50,047
somewhere on the low
to mid six figures.
318
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,382
I'm an accountant.
319
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,638
We could use an accountant.
320
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,935
I got dollar bills
everywhere, man.
321
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,648
Richie Rich!
322
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,944
I made some money, didn't I?
323
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,320
They were loud.
324
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:17,114
Great job, boys! Not perfect.
325
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,284
Definitely some things we need
to clean up. CJ, you overstuffed.
326
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,703
Hey, man, it's like you
had a beaver down there.
327
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:25,122
But, but, all in all...
328
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:28,584
for a first night
on six-days' prep,
329
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,961
I will fucking take it!
330
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,420
Yes, yes!
331
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,548
Okay, go, get some sleep.
332
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:36,968
I will see you bright and
early tomorrow at 2 p.m.
333
00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:38,511
What time, Richie?
- 2 p.m.
334
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,429
2 p.m., don't be late.
335
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,765
Thank you.
336
00:19:43,392 --> 00:19:44,809
Hey, question.
337
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,270
- Yeah.
- How is your tango?
338
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:49,438
- Uh, my tango?
- Mm.
339
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,024
It's excellent.
340
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,944
I had a feeling you'd say that.
341
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,737
Hey, um...
342
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,823
listen, uh...
343
00:19:58,824 --> 00:20:00,950
Can I, uh... Can I
ask you something?
344
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,952
Yeah, what's up?
- Yeah.
345
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:05,913
The kiss-and-tip.
- Mm-hmm. What about it?
346
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,542
I don't know, I just, uh... I
kind of feel funny about it.
347
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,419
You know, the kissing,
the groping, uh...
348
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,045
I'm not used to
that kind of thing.
349
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,089
You don't really get
that at Lincoln Center.
350
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,549
Yeah.
351
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,260
Yeah, so I guess what
I'm asking is, um...
352
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,305
is it required?
353
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,682
Only if you wanna get paid.
354
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,281
♪ Latin dance music playing ♪
355
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,376
Ah!
356
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,462
Oh, sorry! Sorry, sorry.
357
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,965
I'm sorry.
358
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:22,884
You good? Oh, I'm good.
359
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:25,011
Yeah. No, I'm good. Don't...
360
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,804
Don't hurt your fingers.
- Thank you.
361
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,056
- Don't want you to get hurt.
- I won't get hurt, thank you.
362
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,641
- Promise?
- Promise.
363
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,226
You want to put it
down? No, no. I'm good.
364
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,020
Okay, we're gonna turn here.
365
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,814
Okay. Okay, now...
366
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:40,194
♪ disco music playing
on car radio ♪
367
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,531
A beautiful and sunny 75 degrees
368
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,074
in Santa Monica...
369
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,327
Watch your step.
370
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,704
Don't worry about the car.
371
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,581
We have the right-of-way.
372
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:57,169
♪ Music on radio continues ♪
373
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,672
What the hell?
374
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,896
Maybe the other way,
375
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,273
so we're not
constantly having to...
376
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,025
turn?
377
00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,069
So like... face each other?
378
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,029
Maybe.
379
00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,613
Okay.
380
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,199
Come in.
381
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,534
Otis.
382
00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:31,452
Oh, you know my name.
383
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,497
Of course, you're one
of the new dancers.
384
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,125
Pleasure to meet you.
385
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,087
Hi. [clears throat] I'm Irene.
386
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,964
Irene is our new accountant.
387
00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,842
Oh, right on. Well, it's
nice to meet both of you.
388
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:47,468
So, what can I do for you, Otis?
389
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,178
I just, uh, wanted
to let you know
390
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:51,265
that there's a protest.
391
00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,690
Oh, goodness.
392
00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:02,234
That was fast.
393
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,778
I only phoned an hour ago.
394
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,197
You phoned who?
395
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:11,033
Uh, the Seventh Day Adventist
Church of Los Angeles
396
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,703
to alert them to the den
of perversion and sin
397
00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,621
less than a mile
from their door.
398
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,665
Wait, you called them?
399
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:20,877
[on phone] KCBS Tip Line.
- Yes, KCBS News Tip Line.
400
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:22,837
How can I help you?
- I'm calling to alert you
401
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,714
to something going
on at Chippendales,
402
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:27,425
that horrible male stripping
establishment on Overland.
403
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:30,970
Yes, there is a church group
protesting right outside
404
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:32,805
because they do not like
the presence of this club
405
00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:33,931
in their neighborhood.
406
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,683
Thanks for letting us
know. We're sending a crew.
407
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:38,728
Good. People need
to know. Thank you.
408
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:39,771
You're welcome.
409
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,107
They're on their way.
410
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,068
We're gonna make the
six o'clock news.
411
00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,156
Bobby, make sure you
have enough vodka.
412
00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:51,532
It's going to be a busy night.
413
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,160
You got it, boss! Wow.
414
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,749
You're a bad man, Mr. Banerjee.
415
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,628
I'm sorry you disapprove
of my tactics.
416
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:06,047
Disapprove? I mean, I'm in awe.
417
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,591
I mean, you just... what,
you just bought this club
418
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,259
like $5,000 of free advertising?
419
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:15,014
$6,500. That is what KCBS
charges for a 30-second spot.
420
00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:18,101
Our news story should be
at least a full minute.
421
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:21,437
Teach me.
422
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,190
I wanna learn everything
that you know.
423
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,775
But you are a dancer.
424
00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:28,361
Actually I'm an actor,
but... even then.
425
00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:31,364
I've been grinding
out the last 15 years,
426
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:34,158
you know, doing cruise
ship gigs and local theater
427
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:35,826
and a guest spot on Love Boat,
428
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,662
living paycheck to paycheck.
429
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,915
And I got a wife and kids and...
430
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,709
no health insurance.
431
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,586
I mean, I majored in
business in college
432
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,422
and for a while now I've been
thinking about getting back to that.
433
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,091
And now I meet you...
434
00:25:50,092 --> 00:25:53,469
I mean, a brown-skinned brother
making shit happen for himself.
435
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:55,137
I mean...
436
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:57,558
I don't know,
maybe it was meant.
437
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:06,191
Sorry, I do not have
time for a trainee.
438
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,529
Okay.
439
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,905
Nah, I get it.
440
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,908
You're a busy man.
441
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:26,377
All I'm asking is,
uh... let me watch you.
442
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,212
- Watch?
- Yeah.
443
00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:31,632
You know, hang around,
just to see what you do.
444
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,760
I mean, even the shady shit.
445
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,472
I could always use some
help with the books.
446
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:46,273
Right on. Right on.
447
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:52,612
One more time for the
men of Chippendales!
448
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,488
♪ Dance music playing ♪
449
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,907
Wow, wow, wow!
450
00:26:55,908 --> 00:26:58,201
With muscles and
that golden tan,
451
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,411
between the sheets,
he's got the plan.
452
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,997
Tony!
453
00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,376
Whoo!
454
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:09,420
His candy cane, it
tastes so sweet.
455
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:11,506
All ten inches you will eat.
456
00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:12,841
CJ!
457
00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:18,012
Watch out on that.
458
00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:20,139
And last but
definitely not least...
459
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,183
one look at him and
your toes will curl.
460
00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:24,727
He's got the moves
that'll rock your world!
461
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:25,938
Otis!
462
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:41,744
Ladies, tonight is a night
you will never forget.
463
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:43,788
Everything you saw here tonight
464
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:45,998
only happens at Chippendales.
465
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,793
That is our show for
tonight. Get home safe!
466
00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:53,131
Oh, no way I'm goin' home.
I need some dick, stat!
467
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:56,969
What do you see?
468
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,012
I see a crowd leaving.
469
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:02,306
And where do you
think they're going?
470
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,891
Home?
471
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:09,063
- Out to other bars to find men.
- What are you getting at?
472
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:12,317
What I'm getting at is, why
don't they stay here instead?
473
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:15,027
We don't allow men in the club.
474
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,864
For the show.
475
00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:19,824
But afterwards...
476
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:22,076
If we let in men
after the show...
477
00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,661
The women would stay.
478
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:25,538
We could stay open for
hours, as late as we want.
479
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:26,998
Men would be happy
to pay a premium
480
00:28:26,999 --> 00:28:28,958
for access to a room full
of sexually eager women.
481
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,710
- Definitely.
- Imagine the extra revenue.
482
00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:33,171
I mean, we're not talking a
10% boost to the bottom line,
483
00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:35,006
we're talking 100, 200...
484
00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:37,301
I haven't run the numbers
yet, but maybe. Why not?
485
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,638
I hope I didn't overstep.
486
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:53,400
Hey, it's 10:03.
487
00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:56,153
Come on.
488
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,947
All right.
489
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,408
♪ Color me your color, baby ♪
490
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,035
One at a time!
491
00:29:04,036 --> 00:29:06,746
♪ Color me your car ♪
492
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:10,082
♪ Color me your color, darling ♪
493
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:13,544
♪ I know who you are ♪
494
00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:17,006
♪ Come up off your color chart ♪
495
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:19,258
♪ I'll know where
you're coming from ♪
496
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,385
♪ Call me ♪
497
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,887
♪ On the line ♪
498
00:29:22,888 --> 00:29:24,555
♪ Call me, call me... ♪
499
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:26,474
Welcome to the
after-party, ladies.
500
00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,100
Come on in.
501
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,810
♪ I'll arrive ♪
502
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:33,147
♪ You can call me
any day or night ♪
503
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,691
♪ Call me ♪
504
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,988
Guys, give me one second,
I'll get you your change here.
505
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:44,033
♪ Cover me with kisses, baby ♪
506
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:47,119
♪ Cover me with love ♪
507
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,164
♪ Roll me in designer sheets ♪
508
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:53,793
♪ I'll never get enough ♪
509
00:29:53,794 --> 00:29:56,255
- Gotta split the singles.
- Okay. Be right back.
510
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:01,217
♪ Cover up your alibi ♪
511
00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:04,262
Hey, Otis! Hi! I
love you so much.
512
00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:05,555
I love you.
513
00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:06,931
- Otis!
- Hey, man.
514
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,516
Hey, what are you doing?
515
00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:11,435
Oh, I'm, uh, helping out a
little bit on the money side.
516
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:13,187
- You are?
- Yeah, yeah.
517
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:16,023
Steve, man, he's kind of
taken me under his wing.
518
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:17,693
It's amazing, man.
519
00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:25,324
I fucking love this place.
520
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:26,492
You wanna know why?
521
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,244
Not now!
522
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,414
What the fuck is your problem?
523
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:34,458
♪ Amore, chiamami ♪
524
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,210
♪ Chiamami ♪
525
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,337
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
526
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,173
♪ Appelle-moi, mon chéri... ♪
527
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,799
Ooh, ahh...
528
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,509
Sorry. Oh...
529
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,928
No problem.
530
00:30:45,721 --> 00:30:48,055
Bobby, uh, needs
singles at the bar.
531
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,142
Bartender, yeah, yep.
532
00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:04,113
This is amazing.
533
00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,741
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
534
00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:13,372
Uh, and can you make a dal
tadka or sarson ka saag?
535
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:16,542
Do you want the spinach too?
536
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,085
Yes.
537
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:21,715
And the saag or...
538
00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,719
What am I having?
539
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,598
Okay, you are having the
dal tadka and the spinach,
540
00:31:30,599 --> 00:31:34,311
um, and also got us some Cokes.
- Okay.
541
00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:40,983
Oh, my God.
- You like it?
542
00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:42,360
Mm-hmm.
543
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:45,447
It's like 85% as
good as my mother's.
544
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,449
But that 15%, you know.
545
00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,828
- She used to make this?
- All the time.
546
00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:55,164
When my father and
I would work late,
547
00:31:55,165 --> 00:31:57,083
she would bring a big
tin of it downstairs.
548
00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:58,626
Downstairs?
549
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,169
To the printing press.
550
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,796
Um, that was the
family business.
551
00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:03,673
I used to help out.
552
00:32:03,674 --> 00:32:05,383
Was that what your dad did?
553
00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:07,760
- He still does.
- Yeah?
554
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,555
Come from four
generations of printers.
555
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:13,349
Three generations of
aluminum siding suppliers.
556
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,934
- No kidding.
- Mm-hmm.
557
00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:18,437
It's a... it's a bit of
a point of contention.
558
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,897
How so?
559
00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,816
I'm kind of the black
sheep of the family.
560
00:32:21,817 --> 00:32:24,402
Of my four siblings, I'm the
only one who didn't sign on.
561
00:32:24,403 --> 00:32:27,280
When I graduated UW with
my accounting degree,
562
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:30,074
the assumption was
I would work there,
563
00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:31,617
spend my life doing the books
564
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,580
for good old Tychowsky
Aluminum Siding.
565
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:37,374
But...
566
00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:42,170
It's not what I wanted to do.
567
00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:45,299
I didn't want to be the accountant
for the family business.
568
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,928
I wanted to be a
Hollywood accountant.
569
00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,389
I know, it's silly.
570
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,308
- No, it's...
- Yeah.
571
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,393
So, on my 22nd birthday,
I packed my bags
572
00:32:57,394 --> 00:33:00,689
and I hopped on an Amtrak
bound for Los Angeles.
573
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,857
When I got there,
574
00:33:02,858 --> 00:33:06,360
I applied to every movie studio
and talent agency in town,
575
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:07,862
and eventually I landed a job
576
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:11,073
in the accounting
department of Warner Bros.
577
00:33:11,074 --> 00:33:12,491
Warner Bros.?
578
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:14,160
It was thrilling!
579
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,204
I would see movie
stars all the time,
580
00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:20,166
shooting stuff, coming onto
the lot to take meetings.
581
00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:21,918
One time...
582
00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:23,753
I, um...
583
00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:26,631
I helped Linda Carter
find the bathroom.
584
00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:29,425
- Wonder Woman?
- I know, right?
585
00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,886
She didn't know
where it was, so I...
586
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,804
took her to it.
587
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,307
Did you say anything? Did you
say, "I love Wonder Woman"?
588
00:33:36,308 --> 00:33:37,642
I got so nervous.
589
00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:40,562
I just said, "I
hope it goes well."
590
00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:45,650
Soon after that, I got laid off,
591
00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:48,444
and, uh... I couldn't
find an accounting job
592
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,613
in Hollywood anywhere.
593
00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,031
Then I got desperate
594
00:33:52,032 --> 00:33:55,035
and took one with a
landscaping company.
595
00:33:57,955 --> 00:34:02,251
Missed the glamour
and the excitement.
596
00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:07,172
And then Chippendales
came along.
597
00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,429
♪ Intense dance music playing ♪
598
00:34:19,935 --> 00:34:21,435
He's giving you
that look, ladies.
599
00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:24,564
You know what that look means.
It's about to get nasty up in here.
600
00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:26,816
With four half-naked
dudes behind Otis,
601
00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:29,111
there's no telling
what could happen.
602
00:34:30,195 --> 00:34:31,530
Get up with that cape.
603
00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:35,033
Here we go!
604
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,994
♪ Come on ♪
605
00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:39,787
♪ Let's dance ♪
606
00:34:39,788 --> 00:34:41,581
♪ Get down ♪
607
00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,833
♪ Tonight ♪
608
00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,836
♪ Flamenco! ♪
609
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,590
♪ Flamenco ♪
610
00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:13,071
♪ When we dance flamenco ♪
611
00:35:20,329 --> 00:35:23,331
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
612
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:24,665
Hot-cha-cha!
613
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,376
Give it up for Otis!
614
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,796
He just left to get
some fresh ChapStick.
615
00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:35,761
Ladies, it's time
for the Kiss-and-Tip!
616
00:35:37,429 --> 00:35:39,347
Get that money out and
get those lips ready.
617
00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:41,015
The more you move,
the more they sweat,
618
00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:42,725
the more you sweat,
the hotter it gets!
619
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:45,019
The hotter it gets, the
more clothes come off!
620
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:46,522
Let's go!
621
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,775
Hey, what are you doing?
622
00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:52,068
Where are you...?
623
00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:53,402
Every woman...
- Otis!
624
00:35:53,403 --> 00:35:55,655
Has her dream fulfilled tonight!
625
00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:58,407
Make it loud for Otis!
626
00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:00,284
Enjoy your life, ladies.
627
00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:02,328
It doesn't get any
better than this.
628
00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:04,288
But wait, it does!
629
00:36:04,289 --> 00:36:08,125
Welcome back to the stage, Otis!
630
00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:11,963
The man, the myth, the
legend. Half man, half naked.
631
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:14,632
Half ready to grind
on you against a pole.
632
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:16,968
Right on cue, baby.
633
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:18,719
Up and down, down and up!
634
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,682
Get out that money
and live your life!
635
00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:26,979
Ladies, here he is, our
special guest cashier!
636
00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:29,397
I've got five dollars!
- Who's next?
637
00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:31,941
- Me, me!
- Otis, over here!
638
00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:33,735
I'm next! I'm next!
639
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,825
Steve. Can I have a word?
640
00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,203
He's supposed to
do Kiss-and-Tip.
641
00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:45,454
It's part of the show.
642
00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:47,957
This is just a one-time thing.
643
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,542
It's a great way to
open the gift shop.
644
00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,711
And what's this about you
taking him under your wing?
645
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:54,172
He's just helping on the
business side a little bit.
646
00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:56,549
- Oh.
- Inventory, marketing, bookkeeping, that's it.
647
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,718
Well, could you maybe
find somebody for that
648
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,804
who's not my most
popular dancer?
649
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:03,472
Calm down, okay?
650
00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,433
The interest is coming from him.
- Oh.
651
00:37:05,434 --> 00:37:08,145
His ambitions are bigger
than just being some dancer.
652
00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,581
♪ Dance music playing ♪
653
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:32,251
Hey, Nick.
- Vodka tonic.
654
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:33,086
Yep.
655
00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:35,421
- Bobby. Hold the tonic.
- Yeah?
656
00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:36,882
Yes, sir.
657
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:40,885
♪ People dancing... ♪
658
00:37:40,886 --> 00:37:43,597
Don't tell me you're
fucking working now.
659
00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,559
You're a hard man to compliment.
660
00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:51,729
- Try again.
- Well, I...
661
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,231
I just wanted to tell you
662
00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:54,899
that I'm obsessed
with this place.
663
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,025
Thank you.
664
00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:58,861
I fucking love this place!
665
00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,614
The fantasy aspect,
666
00:38:01,615 --> 00:38:05,618
the reversal of male and
female power dynamics.
667
00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:08,412
Are you kidding? And
the fucking bodies.
668
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:10,665
Forgive me for
stating the obvious,
669
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,834
but I think you
really have something.
670
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:14,085
Do you, now?
671
00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:15,753
Yeah.
672
00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:17,505
This could be huge.
673
00:38:17,506 --> 00:38:19,507
This could be global.
674
00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,968
With Chippendales,
this could be a chain.
675
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:24,846
Anywhere that there are women
676
00:38:24,847 --> 00:38:26,848
who want to cut loose
677
00:38:26,849 --> 00:38:30,017
and finally take
control of things,
678
00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:32,562
like men, for a night...
679
00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,064
huge!
680
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:39,569
What's your name?
681
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,154
Denise Coughlan.
682
00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,115
Denise Coughlan?
683
00:38:44,116 --> 00:38:45,951
Nick de Noia.
684
00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:48,703
Nick de Noia.
685
00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:50,538
What is your deal?
686
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:53,208
Deal? What is my deal?
687
00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:55,751
Who are you?
688
00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:59,881
I guess you could say
I'm a show-biz guy.
689
00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:02,341
Whose idea was this,
the whole thing?
690
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,052
Who came up with this?
691
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,804
Let's just say I
found a lump of coal
692
00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:09,099
and turned it into a diamond.
693
00:39:11,351 --> 00:39:12,685
So you're the director.
694
00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:14,187
You're the producer.
695
00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:16,147
Are you the choreographer?
696
00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:17,899
D, all of the above.
697
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:20,484
- No shit!
- Yep.
698
00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:23,905
So I'm guessing you
must have the authority
699
00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:26,032
to make certain
hiring decisions?
700
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:29,994
You know, I had a feeling
this wasn't just a dick-suck.
701
00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:35,833
This place and me,
here, this is fate.
702
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:37,919
I-I-I...
703
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,837
I need to work here.
- Oh.
704
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,547
You need me to be working here.
705
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:44,050
- Is that so?
- Yes, it is, Nick de Noia.
706
00:39:44,051 --> 00:39:48,262
And pray tell, Denise Coughlan,
707
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:52,058
exactly what services
would you be providing?
708
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,935
Um... well, shit.
709
00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:56,437
I can wrangle these strippers.
710
00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:58,523
I can fetch coffee.
711
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:01,275
I mean, I'm... I'm a
vision facilitator.
712
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:03,903
- Oh.
- A costume designer.
713
00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:07,073
Especially costume designer.
- You're a costume designer?
714
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,283
Yeah, I'm a
receptionist by trade,
715
00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:11,494
but I... fashion's my passion.
716
00:40:11,495 --> 00:40:12,787
- You don't say?
- Yes.
717
00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:15,248
I custom stud.
718
00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:18,042
I appliqué jackets, capes.
719
00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:20,127
I even had my own clothing line,
720
00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:21,546
um, for a while.
721
00:40:21,547 --> 00:40:23,714
- Your own line?
- Yeah.
722
00:40:23,715 --> 00:40:27,009
I'm a fucking magician
with a sewing machine.
723
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,554
I could make the craziest
shit for this place,
724
00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:32,099
which you could use.
725
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,226
Oh, really?
726
00:40:35,227 --> 00:40:37,186
And what's that
supposed to mean?
727
00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:39,772
Oh... I mean, uh...
728
00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,108
the costumes are, hmm...
729
00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:43,985
- Excuse me?
- They're the weak link.
730
00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:46,863
- Really?
- They're just so... generic.
731
00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:48,364
It's expensive shit.
732
00:40:48,365 --> 00:40:50,157
It's expensive shit.
733
00:40:50,158 --> 00:40:52,076
It's not innovative.
734
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,412
It's not original,
it's not unique.
735
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:57,290
You need that "wow" factor,
like the rest of the show.
736
00:40:57,291 --> 00:41:01,294
Oh, that you can provide
with your stud gun.
737
00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:03,672
You leave me no choice.
738
00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,556
Yum. Let me borrow you.
739
00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:15,892
Looking good, Richie.
740
00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,977
Ooh, Richie! Fancy.
741
00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:22,857
I can't tell you how many times
I've had a stripper in my face
742
00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:26,027
and I couldn't
get his pants off,
743
00:41:26,028 --> 00:41:29,447
because the problem is you can't
get them off over his shoes.
744
00:41:29,448 --> 00:41:31,532
It's a major pain in the ass.
745
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:35,578
Not to mention, as a
performance aspect,
746
00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:38,456
it's not very slick,
it's not sexy.
747
00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:40,249
You're fumbling around.
748
00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:44,795
But fortunately I came
up with a solution.
749
00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:47,007
Presenting...
750
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:53,013
Whoo!
751
00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:57,558
Breakaway pants.
752
00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:59,269
Hey-oh!
753
00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,147
Those should be the mugs?
754
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:06,108
Oh, no, these are the T-shirts.
I think those are the mugs.
755
00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:08,070
We are hiring this woman.
756
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,113
Hi. Denise Coughlan.
757
00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:13,324
Medical receptionist,
FIT dropout.
758
00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:16,744
She's a costume designer
and stone-cold genius.
759
00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,247
Fucking breakaway pants.
760
00:42:19,081 --> 00:42:20,582
Game changer.
761
00:42:22,543 --> 00:42:25,044
I'm sorry, I can't add
another salary to payroll.
762
00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,172
We need her, I need her.
763
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,757
The answer is no.
764
00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,509
So let me get this straight.
765
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:34,680
You steal my best dancer...
- I did not steal anybody.
766
00:42:37,057 --> 00:42:38,642
Bring her on or I walk.
767
00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:41,770
Is that a threat?
768
00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:44,940
It's a promise.
769
00:42:49,653 --> 00:42:51,071
We should hire her.
770
00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:53,406
Costumes, alterations, cleaning.
771
00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:54,907
We outsource all of that.
772
00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:56,409
If we had someone in house,
773
00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:58,202
that would probably save us...
774
00:42:58,203 --> 00:42:59,912
a fortune in the long run.
775
00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:02,833
Besides, it would be nice
to have another girl around.
776
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:07,211
- Hmm.
- Well...
777
00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:08,839
what do you say, Steve?
778
00:43:16,305 --> 00:43:18,181
Only because it makes
financial sense.
779
00:43:18,182 --> 00:43:21,559
Ah! Only because it makes...
780
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,061
This is the best decision
you've ever made.
781
00:43:24,062 --> 00:43:27,106
I'm not gonna let
you down... sir!
782
00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:29,567
Sister!
- Oh!
783
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:30,819
Oh...
784
00:43:32,279 --> 00:43:33,363
This is it.
785
00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:36,575
This is the team.
786
00:43:37,284 --> 00:43:39,952
Oh, you know, these
are really beautiful.
787
00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:41,121
Thank you.
788
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,793
♪ Crawling ♪
789
00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:52,299
♪ Over your window, you
think I'm confused ♪
790
00:43:53,258 --> 00:43:56,053
♪ I'm waiting for
the divergent wasp ♪
791
00:43:57,346 --> 00:43:59,848
♪ To complete my current ruse ♪
792
00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:03,852
♪ You use a plate-glass screen ♪
793
00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,648
♪ To protect my chosen target ♪
794
00:44:08,899 --> 00:44:11,860
♪ But there's an
air-pellet hole ♪
795
00:44:12,444 --> 00:44:14,905
♪ I can crawl through to you ♪
796
00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:20,952
♪ I am the fly in the ointment ♪
797
00:44:20,953 --> 00:44:23,996
♪ I can spread more
disease than the fleas ♪
798
00:44:23,997 --> 00:44:27,918
♪ Which nibble away at
your window display ♪
799
00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:34,423
♪ Yes, I am the fly
in the ointment ♪
800
00:44:34,424 --> 00:44:37,009
♪ I shake you down
to say please ♪
801
00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:40,389
♪ As you accept the
next dose of disease ♪
802
00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:47,854
♪ I am the fly, I am
the fly, I am the fly ♪
803
00:44:47,855 --> 00:44:50,857
♪ I am the fly, fly
in the, fly in the ♪
804
00:44:50,858 --> 00:44:53,235
♪ Fly in the ointment ♪
805
00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:58,991
♪ I am the fly,
I am the fly... ♪
806
00:45:06,874 --> 00:45:09,209
We begin... with a pulse.
807
00:45:10,836 --> 00:45:12,503
There is no getting
through to that man.
808
00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:13,671
He's crazy.
809
00:45:13,672 --> 00:45:15,381
I'm sorry you feel that way.
810
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,092
The only thing that makes this place
special is what we bring to it.
811
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:20,261
We should quit. We should
start our own place.
812
00:45:20,262 --> 00:45:21,888
We're opening a
Chippendales in New York.
813
00:45:21,889 --> 00:45:23,639
- Excuse me?
- And I'm gonna run it.
814
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,641
The way I see it,
you've got two choices.
815
00:45:25,642 --> 00:45:30,022
You and me stick together and
take the Big Apple by storm!
816
00:45:30,772 --> 00:45:34,860
Or... you and me go to war.
817
00:45:35,611 --> 00:45:37,737
I want you to repeat after me:
818
00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:40,032
"Things are going
incredibly well."
819
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:42,743
Things are going
incredibly well.
820
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:46,162
"Business is booming."
- Business is booming.
821
00:45:46,163 --> 00:45:49,123
You cannot launch a
competing Chippendales tour!
822
00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:50,375
But, Nick, I just did.
823
00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:54,170
"My company was just featured
on national television."
824
00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:57,632
Mr. Chippendales
himself, Nick De Noia!
825
00:45:57,633 --> 00:45:59,673
My company was just featured
on national television.
826
00:46:00,511 --> 00:46:03,263
And I'm not gonna blow it
on some silly little slight.
827
00:46:05,474 --> 00:46:06,558
Say it.
828
00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:11,896
We're being sued for racially
discriminatory practices.
829
00:46:11,897 --> 00:46:14,524
In business, there's only
one color that matters.
830
00:46:14,525 --> 00:46:16,943
Heavy is the head that
wears the crown, right?
831
00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:19,403
Gotta keep 'em in line, or
they're gonna walk all over you.
832
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:21,657
- I could kill him.
- Not if I beat you to it.
833
00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:25,952
I am the owner,
president, and CEO
834
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,580
of Chippendales Enterprises
Incorporated, I am!
835
00:46:29,581 --> 00:46:32,834
Everybody is trying to profit
off what I built, my hard work.
836
00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:34,752
You are a good person!
837
00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:36,462
We don't do things like this.
838
00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:39,173
I am the boss! This is my club!
839
00:46:39,174 --> 00:46:41,592
And you are my employee!
840
00:46:41,593 --> 00:46:43,679
Is that clear?
841
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:48,851
May I ask why the
FBI is involved?
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