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FUCK!

- FUCK! - WHITE.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

NO.

- HOW FAR OUT WAS IT? - IT WAS LONG.

FUCKIN' WILL!

LINE.

ALL RIGHT.

LOVE - 30.

COME ON. COME ON!

- WHAT'S THE SCORE? - MY 40.

MATCH POINT.

THANKS.

I'M SORRY, MAN. TOUGH GAME.

FUCK! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

FUCKIN' ASSHOLE.

ONE, TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

HEY, BABY.

HEY, CHEWBACCA.

HEY.

- DID YOU WALK CHEWY TODAY? - YEAH.

- I SEE HE LEFT US A PRESENT. - WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?

I JUST WALKED YOU.

HOW FAR DID YOU WALK HIM?

I WALKED HIM AROUND THE BLOCK.

THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS DO.

DID YOU TAKE HIM TO THE GRASSY PART

- ACROSS THE STREET? - I TOOK HIM THE SAME WAY

- I ALWAYS WALK HIM. - OKAY, JUST...

SAYING THAT'S WHERE HE USUALLY POOPS FOR ME.

- BABE? - WHAT?

- I MISSED YOU. - I MISSED YOU, TOO, BABY.

- DID YOU WIN? - TSK. OF COURSE.

NICE.

- OH, GROSS. - WHAT? COME HERE.

- OH, NO. - COME ON.

YOU GO TAKE A SHOWER. I HAVE A CHAPTER LEFT IN MY BOOK.

THEN WE CAN GO GET TACOS.

OH, REMEMBER, I'M GOING TO DANNY'S

FOR THE MEN'S CITY MATCH TONIGHT.

SO...

- WHAT? - -YOU'VE BEEN HOME FIVE MINUTES,

- AND YOU'RE ALREADY LEAVING. - DUDE, COME WITH US.

AND WATCH SOCCER?

I CAN NARRATE IT FOR YOU.

DO YOU... DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THOUGH?

THERE WILL BE OTHER GIRLS THERE.

YEAH. WHAT OTHER GIRLS?

DANNY'S GIRLFRIEND WILL PROBABLY BE THERE.

- THAT CHICK? - WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE PROBABLY ALREADY GETTING SHITFACED.

SO, YOU SHOULD HEAD OFF NOW BEFORE THEY START WITHOUT YOU.

GOOD TIMES.

YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD REALLY LISTEN

TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,

YOU SHOULD DO THE DISHES LIKE YOU PROMISED

INSTEAD OF GETTING LIT UP AND WATCHING

BORING-ASS SOCCER.

I'M GONNA DO THE DISHES WHEN I GET HOME.

RIGHT, AT 2:00 A.M. THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I'M LEAVING NOW, OKAY, BABY?

I LOVE YOU.

I'LL BRING YOU A CUPCAKE FROM THE CUPCAKE ATM.

I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AUTOMATED DESSERTS.

IT BETTER BE CHOCOLATE.

YOU...

YOU PROMISE IT WON'T BE A LATE NIGHT?

I'LL BE HOME BY 11:30.

OKAY? PROMISE.

I PROMISE.

STOP.

YOU...

YOU GO GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU DON'T WANNA MISS

YOUR STUPID SOCCER GAME, ASSHOLE.

- LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU, TOO.

WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF...

GIVE ME THAT SPOT. WHERE'S MY SPOT?

BUT ANYWAYS, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE...

FUCKIN' FINALLY.

MAYBE IT'S A FORM OF IMMORTALITY FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

MAYBE THIS IS WHAT WILL ALLOW YOUR RACE

TO SURVIVE INDEFINITELY AS A SPECIES

AND ONLY NECESSARY, I TOTALLY ACCEPT THAT.

BUT FOR ME, PERSONALLY...

SUPER MARIO FUTBOL'S BALOTELLI NO?

- NO. HE SHOULDA PASSED THAT TO SILVA, DUDE. - HEY!

- SILVA WAS WIDE OPEN. - BOLATELLI ALL DAY.

- YOU LIKE THAT MOHAWK KID? - BALLATE.

I HEARD HIS BALLS HAVE THAT MOHAWK. NO?

THE DOERS A BORN FINISHER.

- LIKE ME. - HE COULD.

ACCORDING TO ERIN YOU'RE A QUICK FINISHER.

WELL, I SCORE A LOT OF GOALS.

SO...

HEY, MARIO, CAN I TRIM YOUR BALLS

TO MATCH YOUR MOHAWK THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD?

- IS THAT ERIN? - UH...

- WHY DIDN'T SHE COME? - YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR MOM,

AND SHE CAME LAST NIGHT ALL OVER ME.

THAT WAS FUCKED UP.

YOU WANT SOME CHEETOS?

- ABSOLUTELY NOT. - HERE, BUDDY.

- THREE TO TWO AS THEY... - THERE HE GOES.

THERE HE...

- GET OFF ME! - OH, YEAH!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

I'M ON FUCKIN' FIRE. BALOTELLI.

AT LEAST HE SCORED. THE GUY'S A DOUCHE.

AT LEAST HE SCORED.

YES!

HEY, BRAND, HOW'S IT GOING?

WELL, I'VE BEEN BETTER, OBVIOUSLY, BUT WE'RE MANAGING.

- HOW 'BOUT YOU? - I'M GOOD.

HANGIN' IN THERE. I MEAN...

SO, DID YOU GET MY LETTER?

LETTER? NO, I DIDN'T GET ANY LETTER.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEN YOU GET IT,

CAN YOU SIGN THAT STUFF AND SEND IT BACK TO ME?

LAST THING I NEED IS US TO CHASE YOU DOWN OVER

A FEW SIGNATURES, OKAY?

YEAH, OKAY.

OKAY. GOOD.

SO, DID EVERYTHING GO SMOOTHLY WEDNESDAY?

SMOOTHLY?

YEAH, THAT IS ONE WAY YOU COULD PUT IT.

BY THE WAY, ARE YOU PLANNING ON

EVEN TELLING ERIN?

ONE SECOND.

I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK.

RIGHT, YEAH, NO WORRIES.

TALK TO YOU SOON, WILL.

OKAY, YEAH, DEFINITELY.

TAKE CARE, BUD.

AM I WRONG?

AM I WRONG? - THROW THE FUCKIN'...

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WOULD TAKE

SHREDDER OVER KRANG, HE IS A BRAIN.

KRANG IS THE WORST BAD GUY OF ALL TIME.

HE... HE LOOKS LIKE A NUT SACK.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

KRANG WAS THE BEST FUCKIN' BAD GUY EVER.

KRANG ALWAYS ENDED EVERY SENTENCE WITH A BURP.

- THE SHIT WAS AWESOME. - DUDE, ALL I KNOW

IS THAT WHEN HE A BRAIN...

- FUCK! - GOOD SHOT.

WHEN HE WAS A BRAIN,

INSIDE THE BOX, WHATEVER... COOL, I GET IT,

BUT WHEN HE STARTED TO APPEAR IN...

HE WAS UNSTOPPABLE. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

THE LOWER NAVEL AREA OF A BIG MUSCULAR MAN,

I WASN'T COOL WITH IT.

WHO IS TEXTING KRANG NOW?

DUDE, GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE.

SERIOUSLY.

A FUCKIN' OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST

AT FUCKIN' THUMB BLASTING OVER THERE.

LET'S WRAP IT UP, FOR REAL.

WE'RE GOING TO THE BAR.

WE'RE GONNA WALK TO FATTY'S, GRAB A ROAD BEER

'CAUSE YOU CAN'T STAY HERE, FOR REAL.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. - DONE. YOU READY?

- MY RODEO ENDS HERE. - WHAT?

I GOT TO GET HOME TO THE LADY.

SERIOUSLY, BRO? FUCK!

YOU ARE PUSSY WHIPPED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

I KNOW. IT'S SAD.

IT'S LIKE YOU MOM'S ALWAYS HORNY AND LONELY...

DUDE, COME ON, I'M SERIOUS.

- BACK ME UP, FOR REAL. - YEAH, IT'S SAD...

- BUT IT'S TRUE. - IT'S FUCKIN' TRUE.

YEAH.

SHE'S GOT YOU, BRO. SHE'S GOT YOU.

- ARE YOU DONE? - SHE'S GOT YOU ON THE CHAIN.

ONE DRINK.

-ONE DRINK. I'M BUYING. I'M BUYING. -IT'LL TAKE US FIVE MINUTES.

WE'LL WALK DOWN THERE,

WE'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.

DONE. ONE DRINK. MAYBE TWO.

ONE DRINK.

OH, CHEWBACCA.

MISS MY BOY?

HEY, BABE?

YOU AWAKE?

YEAH.

WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE JERKING OFF?

YEAH.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING LAPTOP.

SORRY. IT'S JUST...

HEY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO... YOU WANT ME TO DO.

YOU LOCKED THE DOOR.

OKAY.

I'M DONE.

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

I WAITED FOR YOU FOR THREE HOURS.

YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME OR MY FEELINGS

- OR MY TIME. - THAT'S...

THAT'S REALLY NOT TRUE.

- AND THE DOOR WAS... - LOOK.

YOU CAN STAY ON THE COUCH TONIGHT BUT...

TOMORROW MORNING I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

COME HERE, CHEWY.

- DANIEL-SON. - WILL, WHAT UP, MAN?

HEY, MAN, GOOD TIMES LAST NIGHT.

SO, LISTEN.

I NEED TO ASK THE BIGGEST FAVOR

THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.

HOW MANY TIMES WE GOT TO GO THROUGH THIS?

I'M NOT GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK.

FUCK YOU, MAN.

BUT, SERIOUS, I NEED YOU TO SUCK MY DICK.

NO, UH...

I NEED A PLACE TO CRASH FOR A COUPLE NIGHTS.

AND WE BOTH KNOW HOW WELL

ME AND YOUR COUCH GET ALONG.

SO, DO YOU FEEL LIKE HOOKING THAT UP OR?

- YOU THERE? - YEAH, UM,

ACTUALLY, MAN, LAURA'S ACTUALLY,

SHE'S MOVING IN TOMORROW.

WE'RE, LIKE, GONNA BE LIVING TOGETHER NOW.

OH, WELL, SHIT, MAN. CONGRATULATIONS.

THANKS, MAN. I MEAN, WE'RE PSYCHED.

SO, DOESN'T... DOESN'T YOUR BROTHER LIVE AROUND HERE?

LIKE, L.A. OR SOMEWHERE NEAR L.A.?

YEAH, NO, NO, NO.

I AM ACTUALLY GONNA CALL HIM NOW.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, SORRY AGAIN, DUDE,

BUT GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT.

THANKS. YEAH, IT'S NO PROBLEM.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, DUDE.

TAKE IT EASY, MAN.

FUCK.

WHAT, UH,

WHAT WOULD BE THE GOING RATE

FOR A PLACE LIKE THAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, IT DEPENDS.

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE STRUCTURE IS PROBABLY PRETTY OLD

BUT I... I WOULD THINK YOU'D GET SOMEWHERE

IN THE $250,000 RANGE.

I MEAN, IF YOU COULD MODERNIZE

- THE PLUMBING AND WIRING. - YOU MEAN THOUSANDS?

EXCUSE ME?

$250,000?

YES.

BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THE PHOTOS

WHEN YOU SEND THEM, AND WE'LL GO FROM THERE.

- OKAY. - SO, DO YOU...

DO YOU PLAN ON PREPARING THE PROPERTY YOURSELF?

OR ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE AN OUTSIDE COMPANY

DO THAT FOR YOU?

- I'VE GOT SOME PHONE NUMBERS. - NOPE.

I AM GONNA PREP IT MYSELF, I THINK.

OKAY.

BUT WHAT WOULD I DO...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO PREP THAT SORT OF THING

THAT'S OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE LIKE THAT?

FUCKING BILL BAXTER, YOU DUMBASS.

NO.

WHOA, ALMOST.

COME ON OUT, GUY.

YES!

FUCK.

MM.

NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

YOU SLY BASTARD.

I SERIOUSLY HAD NO IDEA.

YOU ARE AMAZING.

IT'S TOO BAD THAT BRENDAN AND SARAH

COULDN'T COME THOUGH.

YOU INVITED THEM, RIGHT?

HE'S PROBABLY ON A BUSINESS TRIP.

- YOU DIDN'T? - HEY, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE TWISTY TIES?

BABE, YOU STILL HAVE TO INVITE THEM THOUGH.

- THEY'RE FAMILY. - YOU PUT THEM HERE.

- SO YOU MUST'VE MOVED 'EM. - I MEAN, COME ON.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE STUFF WITH YOUR DAD OUT ON BRENDAN.

ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR PRESENT?

OH, MY GOD.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

- HMM? - BUT,

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO GET MAD.

PINKY PROMISE.

SO, IF...

AND WHEN WE GET MARRIED

WILL I GET TO MEET YOUR DAD?

ARE YOU GONNA EVEN LIKE, INVITE HIM TO THE WEDDING?

WILL?

COME ON.

YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT HIM.

YOU CAN'T JUST CUT YOUR DAD OUT.

TALK TO ME.

NO SECRETS, RIGHT?

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I WAS SIX

AND I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE

WITH MY DAD

AND HE HID A CASE OF BEER BELOW THE CARTS

SO THE CASHIER COULDN'T SEE IT?

AND SIX YEAR OLD ME WAS LIKE, "HEY, DAD.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS BEER DOWN HERE."

AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, YEAH.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE BEER?"

AND WE WENT OUT INTO THE PARKING LOT...

- HE TAKES OFF HIS BELT... - OKAY, YOU DON'T...

NO, NO, NO. IT'S A GOOD STORY.

HE TAKES OFF HIS BELT,

AND HE LAYS THE FUCK INTO ME.

HE TELLS ME TO SHUT MY FUCKIN' MOUTH NEXT TIME.

I WAS SIX YEARS OLD.

YEAH, HE WASN'T MAD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

HELLO?

HELLO?

ONE SECOND.

- HELLO. - HEY THERE, SON.

- HEY. - BRENDAN, RIGHT?

I'M WILL.

BRENDAN'S MY YOUNGER BROTHER,

- ACTUALLY. - BILL, JR.

WELL, I HARDLY RECOGNIZED YOU, SON.

WELL, I... I'M ROGER MILLER.

YOU KNOW, FROM THE MILLER CABIN?

YOU MIND IF WE STEP IN FOR A SECOND?

THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT.

OH. NO, COME ON IN.

COME ON, OTIS.

SO, AT THE HEIGHT OF THE CHEMO,

I JUST STARTED LOOKING AFTER OTIS HERE

NOT FIGURING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

WHEN, UM...

ANYWAY, WE'VE GROWN TO LOVE HIM,

BUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I FIGURED,

WOULD BE PRETTY IMPORTANT TO YOU.

- YEAH... - I BROUGHT HIS BOWLS

AND WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE DRY FOOD.

AND, WELL, HIS DOGGIE HIKING BOOTS.

JUST LET HIM OUT ONCE IN A WHILE

AND TAKE HIM ON A HIKE OR TWO.

TOO OLD TO BE MUCH OF A NUISANCE.

AREN'T YOU, OTIS? YEAH.

WOW, THANKS, ROGER.

THAT'S... THAT'S REALLY NICE,

BUT I'M LEAVING IN A FEW DAYS.

- SO... - OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

HE'S USED TO TRAVELING AROUND WITH US A LOT.

I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE RV SIX MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR.

DID YOUR DAD EVER TELL YOU

ABOUT THAT TRIP HE TOOK TO YOSEMITE WITH US?

- NO, HE DIDN'T. - OH, THAT WAS A TRIP, BOY.

THAT WAS A TRIP.

THREE-HANDED PINOCHLE TILL ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT.

WELL, WE WERE CUTTING UP SOMETHING FIERCE.

THAT WAS FUN.

OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON THAT HIKE

UP TO THE CINDER CONE

- UP THERE? - NO.

BELIEVE ME, IT'S WORTH THE TREK.

I PROMISE THAT.

WELL, I SHOULD BE GETTIN' GOIN'.

THE WIFE'S BREAKFAST IS PROBABLY ALREADY COLD.

- DON'T BE A STRANGER. - UH...

ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU, YOU JUST GIVE US A HOLLER.

- OKAY, I MEAN THAT. - ROGER?

HMM? WHAT'S THAT?

WHERE DOES OTIS SLEEP?

OH, HE'LL PROBABLY JUST CURL UP WITH YOU, I BET.

ANYWAY, DON'T BE A STRANGER.

- IT'S OKAY. - OKAY. WE'LL SEE YOU, BILLY.

OKAY.

OKAY. OKAY.

OH, YEAH, HUH?

OH. YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE ASS, OTIS.

YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU KNOW THAT?

WHOO!

OH! OH!

OH, MY GOD. IT'S COLD!

OTIS! WHOO!

GET IN HERE, YOU BIG GALOOT!

IT'S ONLY 30 DEGREES.

IT FEELS GREAT IN HERE, BUDDY.

WHOO!

ONE FOR ME.

ONE FOR YOU.

COME ON, BUDDY, YOU GOT TO EAT THE CARROT PART

NOT JUST THE PEANUT BUTTER.

COME ON, YOU LITTLE FATTY BOOMBAH.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.

NOW, SEE?

WHAT?

IT'S OKAY TO DOUBLE-DIP, OTIS.

I THINK WE'RE TECHNICALLY BROTHERS.

COME ON.

CINDER CONE.

WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS CINDER CONE, OTIS?

SO, WE ARE HERE.

HOW FAR CAN YOU HIKE, HUH?

I BET YOU CAN HIKE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

I'LL TAKE YOU.

TSK. OH, YES.

SIZZLIN'.

COME ON, OTIS.

LET'S GO.

OTIS.

OTIS.

OTIS.

OTIS. OTIS.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

YOU GOT IT ALL? LET'S GO.

LET'S GO. I'M SURE THERE'LL BE FIRE.

ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. TRUST ME.

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. ALL RIGHT?

YOU'RE GONNA BE GOOD.

SO JUST HANG TIGHT.

I WILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR,

HOUR-AND-A-HALF TOPS.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, BUD.

YOU'RE GOOD. I PROMISE.

IT'S OKAY.

DUDE, IT'S COOL.

HEY, IT'S ME.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WILL?

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS BUT IT...

WILL, HEY, IT'S BRENDAN.

I'VE GOT YOUR PAPERWORK.

SO, THANKS FOR GETTING ME THAT SO QUICKLY.

I, UM...

LISTEN. JUST GIVE ME A CALL SOME TIME.

OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

SARAH AND I JUST FELT LIKE WE SHOULD ALL SIT DOWN

FACE-TO-FACE OR SOMETHING AND...

HI, MR. BAXTER.

THIS IS LIZ MCCAFFERTY CALLING FROM MCCLOSKEY REALTY.

WE SPOKE ABOUT A WEEK AGO

ABOUT THAT PROPERTY THAT YOU HAD RECENTLY INHERITED

AND I HAVEN'T RECEIVED THAT EMAIL FROM YOU YET.

BUT I ALSO WANTED TO GIVE YOU A CALL

BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY HAVE TWO CLIENTS INTERESTED

IN VIEWING YOUR PROPERTY.

SO, GET ME THOSE PICTURES AS FAST AS YOU CAN

AND HOPEFULLY I WILL TALK TO YOU SOON.

ALL RIGHT, HON? THANKS SO MUCH, WILLIAM.

BYE.

OTIS?

WHAT THE FUCK?

OTIS?

OTIS.

OH, FUCK!

FUCK!

FUCK! OTIS!

OTIS! OTIS!

FUCK!

OTIS!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

OTIS!

OTIS!

COME ON, LET'S GO TO BED.

I'M A FUCKING IDIOT.

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF EXHAUSTED RIGHT NOW,

SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.

DO YOU KNOW IF THEY TOWED MY CAR?

OR DID THEY JUST LEAVE IT THERE?

WE'LL CALL LATER. COME ON, LET'S GO TO BED.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED LIKE THIS.

WILL YOU PLEASE JUST STAY UP AND TALK WITH ME?

YOU HAD IT COMING, BUT I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

AND I'LL BE BETTER.

OTIS?

OTIS!

OTIS.

FUCK!

STUPID SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER, WILL!

OTIS!

OTIS!

FUCK!

ONE, TWO...

GOD DAMN IT.

GOD DAMN IT, OTIS,

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING STAYED STILL

FOR ONE FUCKING HOUR.

ALL RIGHT.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK...

FUCK.

FUCK!

NO. GOD. FUCK.

OKAY, OKAY.

GOD DAMN IT!

OTIS?

I JUST NEED SOME FUCKING HIGH GROUND.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

FUCK!

FUCK. FUCK.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK.

FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

FUCK. FUCK, OTIS.

I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A FUCKIN' BEAR,

YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCKIN' IDIOT.

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' WOUND YOU,

YOU FUCKIN'... YOU HEAR ME?

OTIS!

HELLO!

HELLO?

FUCK.

FUCK.

HELLO?

- HELLO? - HEY!

- HEY! - YEAH!

I'M OVER HERE. I'M LOST!

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN A DOG?

NO.

WE HEARD YOU SCREAMING ALL THE WAY FROM THE LAKE.

SORRY.

MY DOG RAN AWAY AND... IT'S NOT EVEN MY DOG.

I AM TOTALLY LOST.

- I'M LUKE. - I'M WILL.

- MY SISTER, CHRISTIE. - HEY.

SO, WHERE'RE YOU CAMPING?

MY FAMILY OWNS A...

CABIN UP ON ECHO LAKE.

WHAT CABIN?

AH, IT'S THE BAXTER CABIN.

YOU'RE BILL'S KID?

WE SEE HIM AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP EVERY SUMMER.

- HOW'S HE DOING? - HE'S GOOD.

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY WATER?

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WATER?

JESUS. YEAH, HERE.

OH, MY GOSH. I NEED THIS.

I DON'T HAVE COOTIES.

YOU HAVE TO BITE THE NIPPLE.

THE WHAT?

YOU HAVE TO BITE THE NIPPLE AND THEN SUCK.

HERE. I'LL SHOW YOU.

MM. GOT IT. THANK YOU.

LET'S GET BACK TO THE TENT.

OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IS YOUR DAD WAITING FOR YOU AT THE CABIN?

NO, I CAME UP HERE ALONE.

OH?

- I FEEL REALLY BAD TAKING THIS. - IT'S FINE.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN ECHO TOMORROW.

- I CAN PROBABLY... - YOU'RE GOOD.

AND YOU'RE GONNA STAY ON THE TRAIL THIS TIME, RIGHT?

I AM GONNA STAY RIGHT ON THE TRAIL, YEAH.

LIKE I SAID, WE CAN MAKE SOME ROOM.

- YOU CAN STAY IN THE TENT TONIGHT. - NO, THANK YOU.

YOU GUYS HAVE DONE ENOUGH. SERIOUSLY.

TAKE IT EASY.

AND IF WE FIND OTIS

WE'LL GET HIM BACK TO YOU.

THANK YOU.

IT'S GOOD MEETING YOU, MAN.

YOU TAKE CARE.

IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU.

YOU, TOO. DON'T DIE.

I WILL TRY NOT TO.

HEY, BILLY!

BILLY! IT'S ROGER.

- BILLY, IT'S ROGER. - FUCK.

SORRY TO WAKE YOU UP.

OH, NO, I'M AWAKE.

WHAT'S A VACATION FOR IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A NAP?

AM I RIGHT?

DID YOU NEED ANYTHING?

- OR? - OH, UM,

YEAH, I JUST BROUGHT OVER OTIS'S TOY.

IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND

WHEN I WAS PACKING UP HIS STUFF THE OTHER DAY.

OH...

THAT'S GREAT.

HE REALLY LOVES THAT THING.

SO, WHERE'S OTIS?

OH, ACTUALLY,

BRENDAN, MY YOUNGER BROTHER,

HE STOPPED BY YESTERDAY AND WE DECIDED

HE'D BE BETTER OFF WITH HIM, 'CAUSE HE'S GOT KIDS.

SO, YEAH, I JUST THINK...

ALL RIGHT. IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S FOR THE BEST.

YEAH, IT DEFINITELY IS,

AND... AND I'M GONNA GET THIS TO THEM,

'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

WELL,

YOU KNOW, WE GOT A POT OF CHILI

ON THE STOVE AND ME AND THE WIFE

CAN ALWAYS USE A THIRD FOR PINOCHLE.

OH, ALL RIGHT. GREAT, GOOD.

OKAY, TAKE IT EASY.

THANKS, ROGER.

OTIS, YOU FUCKING ASS CLOWN.

WE COULDA BEEN BESTIES, OTIS.

WE COULDA BEEN BESTIES, OTIS.

HEY.

I SAW A CAMPFIRE OVER HERE.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE YOU GUYS.

OH, YES. THANK YOU.

OH, HERE IS YOUR FLASHLIGHT.

OH... THANK YOU.

DID YOU FIND YOU, UM, UH, OTIS?

- DID YOU FIND OTIS? - NO.

- OH. - CHRIS, YOU COMING?

WELL... HEY, YOU WANNA COME HANG OUT?

WE HAVE A CAMPFIRE GOING.

YEAH. THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

OKAY, COOL. COME ON.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

I USED TO COME UP HERE A LOT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

PROBABLY STOPPED COMING UP

WHEN I WAS ABOUT 16 OR SO.

SO...

PARTY TIME.

THAT WAS A HEALTHY RIFF.

I'M A HEALTHY INDIVIDUAL.

I WOULD KILL FOR A CABIN LIKE YOURS.

I WOULD KILL.

- I KNOW. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

BUT...

MY MEMORIES OF THE PLACE

ARE OF ME STUCK IN A TINY CABIN

WITH MY DAD.

SO.

COULD IT REALLY BE THAT BAD?

WELL, MY DAD WAS A LITTLE BIT

OF AN ALCOHOLIC.

I DON'T KNOW.

I PROBABLY SOUND LIKE AN UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE SAYING THIS,

BUT I FEEL LIKE LEAVING IT TO ME

WAS JUST HIS FINAL "FUCK YOU."

AND IT'S EMBARRASSING...

BUT I REALLY JUST WANTED HIS MONEY.

WHAT?

- WHAT? - I'M SORRY.

I'M REALLY HIGH.

WHOSE MONEY?

SORRY, UH...

SEE, I KINDA LEFT THAT PART OUT.

- WHAT PART? - UH,

THE REASON I'M UP HERE

IS, UH,

IS MY, UM,

MY DAD DIED

LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

HE LEFT ME THE CABIN IN HIS WILL.

I DEFINITELY LEFT THAT PART OUT.

SORRY.

NO, IT'S COOL. LIKE WE, WE DIDN'T TALK.

SO.

MY DAD WAS RIGHT.

I AM FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE.

I HAVE OTIS FOR TWO DAYS

AND I LOSE HIM.

THEN LET'S FIND HIM.

IT DOESN'T DO MUCH GOOD TO JUST

FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF ALL THE TIME.

RIGHT?

DID I JUST SEEM LIKE I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF?

- SORT OF. - LOOK.

WE'LL GO WITH YOU TOMORROW AND IF NOTHING ELSE

YOU CAN REHASH THE REST OF YOUR FUCKED UP CHILDHOOD.

SO, YOU'LL HAVE THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

SOLD.

- OTIS! - OTIS!

SO, WE'RE ABOUT A HALF MILE NORTH

FROM WHERE WE FOUND YOU, SO I FIGURE

HE'S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HERE,

LAVA BEDS, CINDER FIELDS, AND ALL THAT.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK

YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW.

I'M TOTALLY LOST.

YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN HOW TO USE A COMPASS.

IS THAT LIKE ON A CELL PHONE OR SOMETHING?

OTIS!

- OTIS! - OTIS!

OTIS!

WOW!

WELL, THIS IS CRAZY.

I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS OF MY DAD

SKINNY DIPPING IN THIS LAKE.

NOT A GOOD FLASHBACK TO HAVE.

AH, WHAT IS SHE DOING?

LIGHTEN UP, KID.

OKAY.

COME ON IN. IT'S WARMER THAN ECHO.

- WHOO! - I SWEAR ON MONEY, THOUGH.

WOO-HOO!

COME IN HERE, YOU PUSSY.

GET THEM PANTIES OFF AND GET IN HERE, BOY!

YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD.

SO WHAT.

COME ON!

- DON'T YOU START. - WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT.

WOO-HOO. LOOK WHO'S IN THE WATER.

WOO.

WOO!

- REALLY? - YEAH.

GOOGLE IN MY BRAIN.

CREDIT CARD SWIPER ON MY WRIST.

PUT IT IN MY ALREADY OR SOMETHING.

- THAT IS FRIGHTENING. - SERIOUSLY, AT THAT POINT,

YOU CAN JUST UPLOAD YOUR MIND TO A SERVER SOMEWHERE

- AND LIVE FOREVER. - LIKE IN THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING.

YEAH, THE INTERNET, A ROBOT.

YOU CAN PUT A BRAIN IN ANOTHER BODY.

HELL, I WOULDN'T MIND PUTTING MY BRAIN IN YOUR BODY

AND HAVING THAT.

- IT'D BE AWESOME. - WE ARE NOT THE WEIRD ONES.

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

IT SEEMS LIKE THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.

NO?

I MEAN, FUCK.

DEATH TERRIFIES ME.

I MEAN, LIKE, JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

LIKE, AT SOME POINT, EVERYTHING IS JUST LIKE,

DONE.

FOREVER.

YOU'RE A REAL SPLASH OF SUNSHINE, KID.

I UNDERSTAND THAT, THOUGH.

I MEAN, I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER

WHAT IT FELT LIKE

WHEN I REALIZED I WAS GONNA DIE.

I USED TO CRAWL IN BED WITH MOM AND DAD

AND JUST SOB.

I AM BEING A TOTAL BUZZKILL.

NO, I MEAN, IT'S OKAY.

- ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY? - YES, I AM STARVING.

WELL, GET EXCITED.

ARE THESE GONNA BE EDIBLE OR WHAT?

IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING.

- IT DOES. - LIKE, REALLY GROSS.

BARBEQUE SAUCE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

EVEN MAC AND CHEESE.

- LUKE, ENJOY. - THANKS.

BIG OR LITTLE? BIG, RIGHT?

- NONE, THANK YOU. - SO I HEARD BIG.

I'M NOT EATING IT UNTIL HE TRIES IT.

- OKAY. - TALK TO ME.

- READY? HERE HE GOES. - THAT LOOKS GROSS.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

COULD YOU SHUT UP?

- WATCH WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN. - THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

YOU THINK EVERYTHING'S DELICIOUS.

TASTES LIKE SOMEONE THREW MACARONI AND CHEESE

ON THE BARBEQUE AND JUST GRILLED IT UP.

ALL RIGHT.

HOLD ON. DRUM ROLL.

- IT'S SMOKEY. - YES!

I HEARD GOOD. I HEARD GREAT.

IT'S SMOKEY.

- THERE YOU GO. - IT'S GOOD.

RECIPE FROM MY DAD.

SO, HE DID LEAVE US WITH THIS.

FAMILY RECIPE. FAMILY RECIPE.

HERE, HERE.

MM.

JUST SLOW DOWN.

AH, I MISSED A DROP.

MM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I HAVE A BIT OF A TOLERANCE.

- YEAH? - MY EX-GIRLFRIEND

ACTUALLY CALLED ME A FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC ONCE.

WELL, ARE YOU ONE?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

LIKE, TWO YEARS AGO, I ACTUALLY STOPPED DRINKING

FOR LIKE, THREE MONTHS.

THEN I WANTED TO DRINK AGAIN.

SO I DID. HERE I AM.

I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK.

AH-HAH. THERE'S A BATHROOM YONDER,

BUT, REALLY, ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING.

I LIKE IT.

DO YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

NO, THANK YOU.

I'M GOOD.

SO, HE WORKS AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE PLACE...

WHAT DO YOU DO?

WELL, I'M IN... I'M IN SCHOOL.

- DOWN IN CHICO. - MM.

I'M STUDYING MARINE BIOLOGY.

WOW.

IMPRESSIVE.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING PITHY TO SAY

- ABOUT MARINE BIOLOGY. - YEAH, I BET YOU DON'T.

SO,

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.

SISTERS, LADIES.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO SMOKE A BOWL?

I'M GOOD. THANK YOU.

WILLY BOY, WILLY-BILLY?

I'M PRETTY FADED, MAN.

YOU ENJOY.

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN.

I DESPISE YOU.

SO...

YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND.

WELL, IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND?

EX, I THINK.

YOU THINK?

HELL, YES. DEFINITELY EX.

DEFINITELY EX.

- WHAT? - WHAT?

YOU'RE GIVING ME THE STONE COLD STARE DOWN

OVER THERE.

WELL, MY BROTHER'S ONLY GONNA BE GONE FOR LIKE ANOTHER MINUTE.

SO IF YOU WANNA KISS ME YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO IT NOW.

OH.

OKAY.

SORRY ABOUT MY BREATH.

MACARONI AND BARBECUE SAUCE IS REALLY DISGUSTING.

THAT WEED IS PHENOMENAL.

AH, I GOTTA STRETCH.

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT STUFF?

AH, FROM...

THE WEED DISPENSARY.

THE DISP...

I GO TO CHARLES WHO LIVES ON NINTH.

HE LIVES IN LIKE, THIS SHACK...

THIS RAMSHACKLE SHACK.

RAMSHACKLE...

TWO TO YOUR CREDIT.

AND ANOTHER ACE.

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT IS THIS? HOW MANY ACES DO I GET?

YOU DO KNOW I'VE BEEN CHEATING THE WHOLE TIME, RIGHT?

I'M LETTING YOU WIN.

I WORKED VERY HARD TO CHEAT.

GOOD LORD.

IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S LIKE A FUCKING BEAR.

- IT'S LIKE A BEAR! - WAKE UP. SHH!

YOU DON'T THINK YOUR BROTHER'S A BEAR?

SHH! DON'T WAKE DADDY.

DADDY?

FUCKING DADDY NEEDS A MUZZLE.

ARE WE DONE WITH THIS FUCKING GAME?

MM-HMM.

"SILVER LAKE, 1974.

"ROLAND AND I DROVE OUT TO HIKE UP SUSAN RIVER

TO SILVER LAKE.

WE GOT AN EARLY START AND HIT THE RIVER AT DAWN.

THE WATER WAS BRISK, BUT IT WAS A HOT ONE.

SO THE COLD WATER WAS WELCOMED

BY THE TIME NOON OR ONE ROLLED AROUND,

AND WE TOOK SEVERAL SWIM BREAKS ON THE WAY UP."

YOU KNOW,

I DON'T KNOW YOU, LIKE, AT ALL.

BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE IF YOU JUST FORGAVE HIM

FOR ALL THAT STUFF

THAT YOU'D FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

I MEAN...

NEITHER OF YOU CAN WIN ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

CHESTER MOTHERFUCKING, CALIFORNIA.

YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS VACATIONS IN CHESTER?

FROM MY UNDERSTANDING,

CHESTER VACATIONS IN CHUCK NORRIS, ACTUALLY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.

- NO? - MM-MM.

THINK ON IT. IT'S REALLY FUNNY.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS,

BUT IT'S A FULL MOON THIS EVENING.

MM.

- IS IT? - YES. SHH!

AND I WAS THINKING THAT IT MIGHT BE REALLY FUN

TO TAKE YOUR BOAT OUT,

BECAUSE THE LAKE IS ALL LIT UP

AND THAT'D BE REALLY COOL.

YOU WANNA GO?

ACTUALLY, I'M KIND OF,

I PROBABLY SHOULD CRASH.

I'M...

KIND OF TIRED, IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU.

NOT REALLY AN EX-GIRLFRIEND, HUH?

I JUST SHOULDN'T.

OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.

THAT'S GOOD. GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, IN THAT CASE.

HMM.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, SIR,

ARE SLEEPING WITH DADDY TONIGHT.

HAVE FUN.

GOOD NIGHT.

FUCK.

WILL?

WILL, HEY.

- HEY. - WE HAVE TO GET A START.

CHRISTIE'S GOT TO BARTEND TONIGHT.

HMM, OKAY.

GREAT TO MEET YOU, BOSS.

YOU, TOO. THANKS.

YOU SHOULD LOOK US UP ON FACEBOOK.

- OR SOMETHING. - YEAH, DEFINITELY.

- YOU GUYS WANT ANY WATER OR ANYTHING? - THANKS.

- IT'S ALL GOOD. - FOR YOUR TRIP?

- THANKS AGAIN. - SO,

SEE YOU HERE NEXT SUMMER, HUH?

YEAH.

IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH, YOU KNOW, MY ROOMMATE WAS LIKE,

"YOU WANT SOME ACID? NO. YOU WANT SOME ACID? NO.

DO YOU WANT SOME ACID? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- I'LL TAKE SOME ACID." - I TOOK HER WITH ME.

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME TAKING ACID.

SO, IT WAS, UH, I WAS ON HOLIDAY,

AS THAT MAY BE SAID, YEAH.

DON'T JUMP IN THAT SHIT.

- DON'T JUMP... - GROSS!

- COME ON, GET IN THERE. - GROSS.

LET OUR... LET OUR ODORS

INTERMINGLE AS ONE.

YOU ARE A SICK FUCK, WILLIAM.

EXACTLY.

THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME.

THAT IS NOT WHY I LOVE YOU.

OH, YEAH? THEN WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I WILL START ON TOP, BUT THIS TIME,

YOU ARE DOING THE HEAVY LIFTING, MISTER.

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MEMBER OF GENERATION "ME."

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU.

BECAUSE YOU ARE A SMART LITTLE FUCK.

BUT SOMETIMES,

YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT.

- WHAT? - NO, NO, NO!

WOO!

OTIS! OTIS!

OH, BOY! OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YES! YEAH.

THINK I FOUND SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO YOU, SON.

ROGER...

I FUCKED UP.

LISTEN, I'LL BE GLAD TO TAKE HIM

- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. - NO, I...

I AM NEVER GONNA LET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT.

I AM SO SORRY.

WELL, HE'S A GOOD DOG, ISN'T HE?

HE'S A GREAT DOG.

- YOU KNOW, UH... - YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, YES.

I DON'T MEAN TO BUTT INTO ANYBODY'S BUSINESS

BUT YOUR DAD TOLD ME

THAT YOU TWO WEREN'T EXACTLY THE CLOSEST.

I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HE KNEW

THAT HE MADE SOME MISTAKES.

YOU KNOW?

YEAH.

WELL, SEE YOU AROUND.

OTIS.

HELLO? WHAT? WHA...

OKAY.

TODAY IS JANUARY 8TH

- 1980... - MOM, DO... DO THAT.

IT IS. IT'S ON.

IT'S ON. IT'S TAPING NOW.

ONE SECOND, THERE.

NO, NO, JUST WAIT.

OKAY, JUST WAIT.

OKAY, WHAT IS LESS FRIGHTENING?

JUST LET US WAIT.

OKAY, WE'LL WAIT.

OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN WHEN WE WAIT?

I WILL SING. NO?

NO, NOT UNTIL YOU DO.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SING FIRST.

- YEAH? - YEAH.

- JANE? - WHAT?

HE'S WAITING FOR THE TAPE RECORDING THING

TO TALK BEFORE HE DOES.

I HAVE TO SING IT FIRST.

- OKAY? - OKAY.

- THE WHEELS ARE... - NO, NO, NO, DON'T.

YOU... YOU JUST WAIT.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO SING IT

AND THEN IT'LL GO ON THE TAPE.

- OKAY. - SING IT NOW.

SING.

MAMA! I WANNA WAIT!

HONEY, IT WON'T SING UNTIL YOU SING.

NO, I'M... NO, NO. I WANNA WAIT.

SAY, YOU WANT ME TO SING IT FIRST?

- NO... YEAH. - AND THEN YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT? OKAY.

HEY, IT'S ME.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WILL?

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE GIVING ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS,

BUT I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

MY MOM RELAPSED.

THEY SAID THIS TIME IT'S STAGE FOUR

SO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE EVEN GONNA DO CHEMO.

UM...

LOOK, I'M GOING BACK HOME TO BE WITH HER AND MY DAD.

SO, I'M BREAKING THE LEASE ON MY APARTMENT,

AND I'VE ALREADY HIRED THE MOVERS.

PLEASE CALL ME.

I REALLY NEED YOU RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

HEY, THIS IS ERIN. LEAVE A MESSAGE.

HEY, IT'S ME. UM...

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

I SHOULD'VE CHECKED YOUR...

I SHOULD...

I SHOULDA CALLED YOU BACK EARLIER.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM.

I...

I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO YOU.

I'M SORRY ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

MY, UH...

MY DAD DIED

A WEEK BEFORE I LEFT TOWN.

AND I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT.

I REALLY SHOULD'VE, BUT...

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW.

I, UH,

I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO FORGIVE ME.

BUT...

JUST CONSIDER IT PLEASE

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

OKAY.

BYE.