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Let's go get laid!

What does that mean?

Do I look like a prostitute?

What do you think of yourself?

No. No.

Wait

I've been thinking....

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You're not offering sex services?

No, of course not.

Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

I'm just standing here.

I'm very embarrassed

I'm so sorry.

Get lost, asshole.

Fuck you

I don't want you to be mad at me

All right?

I'm very concerned about this situation.

Give me your hand

What are you doing?

This is for you

I'm not a prostitute

Wait

I don't need this.

I'm not who you think I am.

I'm just standing by the side of the road

This is money as my apology.

I don't want to hurt you with this.

It's just a little compensation, I can just see that you're pissed off.

I just want to neutralize this situation.

Don't be offended by me. I'm so sorry.

It was just a misunderstanding.

So it's a gift?

Something like this

Do you like handing out money to people on the street?

You know what?

That's not exactly true.

But there is someone I really like, then....

I don't have a problem with money, you know?

So you're one of those bored rich people who spends money to have fun?

I didn't think of it that way.

But you know what

Part of it is this.

Well see this...

This is great fun.

Thank you so much.

Do you like this game?

I don't want to offend you, it's just so much fun.

People in this game can win good money in five minutes

I saw something like this on the internet.

Is it real?

Yeah

I'm interested in what you're looking at right now?

I'd like to play this game with you.

Because yes....

You're a spender, but I like it.

Do you like it?

Yeah

Do you want to play this game?

Yes

Each of us has to make his own bet.

What's my bet?

I'm offering you some money.

Check it out

2,000 crowns?

Cool

Yes?

You know what for?

I don't know

You are like a piece of jewelry beautiful.

But your beauty is packed

I'd like to open the box and enjoy the beauty

I don't want to own beauty, I just want to look at beauty

You have a silver tongue.

Well...

Some people tell me I have a golden tongue

I like to compliment you

It's your money

If...

If you show me your boobs

Right here, right now.

How beautiful!

Well...

Do you want to continue?

Yeah

How about....

Let me count.

Would you like to get this amount

Of course

And for what?

For what?

Yep

it's just

What if you used your beautiful mouth?

And a little bit of play with ....

What?

I can't do this.

This is too much.

No

I wouldn't think too much if I were you.

It's a good amount, but...

I don't know.

It's just a game.

Is it customary for you to do it with strangers?

I don't know how to say this.

I'm telling you straight

I'd like you to play with your mouth with my dick.

it's no big deal

So?

Nothing complicated?

But don't think too long.

Yeah, okay.

I accept your offer.

Okay.

You're a free girl, right?

Yeah

Cool, right?

So where do we do this?

Hi honey, what are you doing here?

Oh, hi, honey.

This is Bob.

Hi

I met him on a walk.

He's just a traveler.

Can we give him a ride somewhere?

He could pay for it.

Hi Bob.

Do you like to travel?

Of course I do.

If you're going on a trip. take me with you.

I'd like to see the outskirts of your town.

So?

Will you take me or not?

So get in and let's go.

Let's go

It's so hot in here.

I'll take off my jacket.

Sure, no problem.

So where are we going?

Did someone talk about money? Or what?

It's true

Of course

How about the money?

money?

Yeah

As we agreed.

Will you take me on the trip?

You want the money, right?

Sure

This is for you and your boyfriend.

Yes

Cool

Is our agreement still in effect?

Yes, sure

I keep my word.

Can you offer any bonuses?

I don't know what you mean by that.

Do you have a spray against bears?

A spray against bears?

Of course.

Isn't the deodorant enough?

If you want to see our natural attractions then you definitely need a spray.

Really?

It's the season of the year.

The bears are storing fat.

That's why they are very active.

Really?

I didn't know that.

Bears especially like fat people.

I know quite a lot about bears.

I've worked at the zoo for quite a long time.

I'd love to hear information about bears

What's that for?

Bears are very smart.

You know our area is famous for bears.

There are more bears living here than people.

Our bears are more crazy than other places.

You're quite erudite.

You seem to know everything about bears.

Like I said, I used to work at the zoo. and I'm also very attentive.

I'm very fond of animals in general.

It's good that you're considerate.

Nature outside the window is beautiful, by the way.

Did you know that some bears weigh 500 pounds?

Northern bears are the biggest.

Are you serious?

That's interesting.

Imagine 1,000 years ago there were bears that weighed a ton.

Really?

It's interesting that people think all bears sleep in the winter.

That only applies to brown bears.

Northern bears for example do not hibernate

I haven't heard such interesting stories in a long time

A bear skin has two layers

the first layer protects from water

the second layer regulates the heat

So they can survive the winter.

Are bears dangerous?

It depends.

Most bears aren't dangerous. but ours are сrazy

Bears are great tree climbers, by the way.

They are well aware of which branch you can't stand on so you don't fall off.

A lot of people don't know that bears can run 50 kilometers an hour.

Bears?

Of course

You're kidding.

If you are attacked by a bear, you don't have much chance of surviving.

Bears are amazing animals.

Yeah, that's really interesting.

Are bears dangerous, though?

if they don't feel threatened, then they're not dangerous.

But as soon as they sense danger, they're willing to kill.

Who's going to beat who?

Will the tiger beat the bear?

Or vice versa?

Most of the time it's a draw.

A draw?

I saw a documentary about it once.

"Animal Fighting" I recommend it to you.

In fact, biologically the closest thing to bears are dogs.

wolves

And even foxes

Wait, you made that up?

No, no.

it's really true

By the way, bears have very strong claws.

Himalayan bears have claws up to 15 centimeters long

Did you know that polar bears can stay under water for a very long time?

That's why it doesn't need big claws.

By the way, Pope Benedict 16 has a bear on his coat of arms.

Are we going the right way?

Don't worry, I'm going the other way. but this road is better.

The important thing is that we don't get lost.

We won't get lost.

Got it

The important thing is to get there at the right time.

It should be a good tour.

Are you sure about this?

Absolutely

I'm always going in the right direction.

But a few times you took a wrong turn.

Come on.

I want more

No problem, you want to know more about bears?

Bears should be kept in the best zoos

Bears are sometimes housed in ordinary zoos.

Zoos have to have a patent to keep bears.

Are you sure about that?

Because bears need to create a certain climate

Bears need to live in a certain environment

You're so erudite.

Your boyfriend knows so much.

Yeah

Do you know anything about pandas?

About pandas

They are the cutest creatures on the planet.

People think of pandas as a kind of bear

But pandas are closer to raccoons than bears.

Really?

Oh I didn't know that...

Scientists have proven that the panda have nothing in common with a bear.

A bear has six fingers and a panda has only five.

So a panda isn't really a bear.

This is where the barracks used to be.

I was thinking of getting a bigger van for tourism.

But your van is pretty spacious.

Yeah, there's plenty of room.

A mama bear can have up to 15 cubs.

What?

I mean over a lifetime.

Wow

I didn't know that.

Most of the time a female gives birth to 3 or 4 cubs.

not all of these cubs survive

I would like to have my own personal bear.

All bear species, except for polar bears, are omnivores.

Polar bears only eat meat

Bears only seem clumsy.

they can jump several meters high out of water

This is how they hunt penguins

Bears can hunt during the day as well as at night.

They're very interesting animals as you can see.

We just passed the turnoff for Karlovy Vary.

And during hibernation, which can last up to six months,

the bear loses up to half of its body weight

Honey, are we getting there soon?

We're almost there.

Will you control the road?

Yeah

Hi, honey!

Hi, baby.

I missed you.

Me, too.

How was the road?

We're almost there.

Are you tired of driving?

No, it's okay.

Take your time, honey.

Yeah, take your time

I'll give you more money for fascinating stories

Thank you

Drive carefully, darling.

Yeah, sure.

Great trip.

Do you like it?

Very informative tour.

How are you feeling, honey?

Well, as you know I wake up every day at 4:00 a.m.

It's brutal.

A lot of stress at work, you know.

What saves me is that I have you.

It's true.

I'm looking forward to the weekend.

I'm waiting for the weekend too.

Want to go somewhere?

To the bears.

Bears?

Soon there'll be a turn into the woods. Aren't you tired?

I like the tour very much. I could ride like this to the end of the world.

But we don't have enough gas.

We will need to fill up the car

We'll go to the sea this summer?

I hope we go to the seaside this summer

You'll swim in the sea I'll go to the zoo

A few kilometers to go

You could get a driver's license, too.

Right

That's a good idea.

I don't know where we are

This is the new road

You're such a good driver.

That's nice to hear.

It's not my first day of driving

My back hurts. I would like to turn around.

no surprise there.

We are on our way somewhere in nature.

Honey, I want to talk to you.

But I have to be attentive behind the wheel.

I hope you're feeling okay after a night without sleep.

Next time you'll be driving the car.

Why not

I hope I get my license soon.

I got a little carsick on the ride, honey.

Try to relax.

Shall we go to the movies tonight?

Oh, and we could go to the teahouse.

Really?

Or a coffee shop.

Would you like to drink coffee?

I'll buy a coffee at the gas station to cheer me up.

Are you getting up early tomorrow?

No, it's my day off tomorrow.

I could make you lunch.

How about breakfast?

I'll think about the recipe.

Are we going the right way?

Yes, it's a shortcut.

The main thing is to drop Bob off somewhere so he's comfortable.

And when do you pack for a trip with your girlfriend?

We're going to Paris with her next week.

How long will you be there?

We're flying there for the whole week.

I've got some work stuff to take care of there.

Then I'll go to the soccer game with my friends.

Sure, honey.

Hey, Bob, how long have you been a tourist?

I'm a beginner. I'd love it if you could show me something interesting.

I thought you were already a professional tourist

Really?

You look like a seasoned hiker.

What else do you have planned for today?

Probably nothing today.

My batteries are dead.

Tomorrow I'd like to play tennis

Can I go with you?

Yes, if you want.

I still have some things to figure out at home.

I don't want to be alone at home

We can go together.

I'd go to a bar tonight.

Why not

There's a Turkish restaurant right here.

They say the food there is delicious.

really?

A friend of mine lives nearby.

I'll have to visit him someday.

We haven't seen each other in a long time

Are you sure we're going the right way?

Yes, the exit will be on the other side.

Don't you remember?

I think we took a wrong turn.

We're just taking an alternate route

This is bad, right?

No, it's just that this road is a little bit longer.

Be careful.

What the hell!

What the hell are you doing!

You bitch!

Motherfucker, get out of the car!

Hey, control the road.

Damn it.

Fucking driver

are you alive?

Fuck!

Damn it.

What happened?

Nothing, it's okay, baby.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

You don't know, do you?

Oh, my God.

I'm going to get some help.

I need to call an ambulance.

Hey people, how are you?

Damn, the car's smoking.

Fuck, the car's on fire

What happened?

My whole body hurts.

My head hurts.

Damn it!

Hey, what are we gonna do?

Are you okay?

You bastard! I'm gonna kill you!

Calm down, bro.

I'm gonna kill you.

You got it all wrong.