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You've hired an additional secretary.

I don't think it's work that's overloaded,

but mistresses are overloaded.

You're so good, Phat.

You had been managing this job so far.

If I didn't have

a master detective like Cher to help me,

I couldn't catch you in the act.

Thank you for your long-time service

to my husband, Phat.

But from now on,

your service is no longer required.

Hey.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

If you were fired because of this,

I couldn't be more regretful.

What's your next plan?

Hey!

Wait.

I...I'm sorry.

I've been lying to you.

And so good.

I just did my job.

You would understand, wouldn't you?

It's alright.

It's business.

Nothing personal.

I understand.

Phat.

I told you not to trust her!

You can't give in, Phat.

I...

I'll get revenge.

For the things she has done to you.

I'll get her...

It's like when you help me with my task.

We do whatever the client wants.

Cher just...

did her job.

Who are you?

When did you possess my brother's body?

Get out of his body!

Get out!

Too much TV?

But Phat.

I'm just worried for you.

And you're still defending her?

I'm still your good old brother.

Just...

be more understanding.

And...

What's your next move?

=Catch Me Baby=

Shoot!

- Foei. - Huh?

Hey! What?

What?

What happened last night?

Nothing important, we just...

We've been drinking and...

you fell asleep so I went home.

About your hickey,

is that a mosquito bite?

Really?

But why do I have a feeling

that there was something more?

I feel that

you and I

kissed.

Or, was it just a dream?

Yes!

It was a dream.

Darn! Who would want to kiss you?

You had a very strange dream.

What a relief.

Or I would ruin my rating among girls.

I'm relaxed now.

Tan. You asked me out.

It's already late afternoon.

Yes, I'm coming.

Yeah, yeah.

And don't go after my friend again.

Come on!

Release!

Oh, my God!

Please!

Again, please.

More, please.

Again, please.

Here we go!

Go get it!

Raise your bank note, if you want a cure.

The more money, the faster you'll be cured.

I don't believe him.

A medium for Poseidon?

How did he come up with the idea?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I taught him myself.

Okay!

After Phat lost his job,

he's never stopped performing even for a day, Dad.

He might love it.

Well.

Are you worried about him?

He's just hurt.

He'd better keep himself busy, so he won't be bored to death.

Plus, after he's back home,

I have more income,

and I don't need to suffer my back.

Dad, hold that thought.

We're talking about Phat.

You always mention the debt.

Can we stop thinking about that?

Okay, sweet heart.

It's almost done.

Go check if Phat finishes his performing.

So he could eat.

This afternoon,

there will be another group of followers.

Look at you.

- Thank you, God. - May you get better and better.

Please bless me, God.

- Please make me rich, God. - Thank you, God.

- Please make me rich, God. - Please let me win a lottery.

Keep begging! Keep begging!

Keep begging...

Huh?

Poseidon just makes himself disappear.

He is a real ideal.

Phat...

Where is he?

I said I would treat you a meal.

You've ordered this much.

Don't you have food at home?

Hey, stop nagging me like a grandma.

You made me lose my job.

You won't be broke just for this.

Ms. Pum pays you a lot, right?

Well, she's quite generous actually.

So generous that I can treat you like this

very often.

Hey.

Can I tell you something serious, now?

Say it.

The thing is,

I want to

offer you a job.

What job?

At your law firm?

No, detective.

Please.

Can you

pack these for me?

And get me another set of these, please.

Okay.

Thank you.

Wait.

Add another dish of shrimp.

Ready?

Look,

I'll open a detective agency.

Actually, I have opened one,

so I want someone

who's skilled like you in my team.

I know

that our work ethics might not be

compatible with each other.

But I

respect your skill.

If you're willing

to work with me.

No.

Hey!

What's the rush?

Why don't you think about it for a few nights?

What do you want?

Why don't you just say it?

Listen,

we might know each other not for long,

but I can see when you're not being honest.

Well, I...

I really want you in my team.

Okay, fine.

I feel guilty.

So I'm trying

to help you.

You lost your job because of me.

I knew it.

That's why you go all the way here.

But...

I'm trying to be as honest as I can.

So?

What do you say?

Well,

can I think about it for...

five nights?

Really?

Will you really consider it?

Yes.

Let's shake hands.

Thank you.

3,700 baht!

Hey, wait...

Wait.

Are you going now? Wait...

Uh...

Can I pay by bank transfer?

Auntie!

Hello.

Have you eaten?

Don't pay overdue next time, okay?

Or you'll get hurt again.

Let's go.

Easy.

Well,

I just wanted to

expand our shrine.

So I got a loan.

So you got a loan-shark?

Oh, that's what people call it?

Dad!

Stop acting innocent.

You always think we could only cause you headache!

How much, Uncle?

50,000?

That's the principal.

Plus 200,000 interest.

Well,

I have some savings.

You can use it for the next due.

Phat.

Phat.

Don't go this far.

I could find another way.

I heard about Ms. Kiang, Chaem's wife.

She's gonna open an investment.

You can invest 10,000 and you'll get 1,000 returns.

Dad!

Stop it!

It'll only get worst.

Look!

My friend got scammed for 100,000.

You can't get money that easily.

And look!

Look at you.

Phat.

I'll drop out of school,

and help with your work.

- As for my dream... - You can't.

If you do that,

I won't be able to send my sister to university.

There's nothing for you to do.

I'll take care of it.

It's nothing,

compared to what you've done for me.

Don't you worry.

(Truth never dies)

Oh, hey!

How do you know where I live?

If I can't even find your house,

I wouldn't be good enough to work with you.

Is your house in Nordic style?

Yes.

You have an architecture degree, don't you?

Did you investigate me?

Well,

I am a detective.

You need to pay me in cash.

50,000 baht per month.

But I need three months upfront.

We can begin immediately.

Okay.

I happen to have a job tomorrow.

Be prepared,

Detective.

Talk to me, Boss.

I'm sorry, Sis.

Please don't harm me.

Please.

Sorry?

How dare you

be my husband's mistress.

You mistress,

have no shame.

Die!

Darn you!

Why?

Do you even want to stab me?

A girl like you

should get some punishment.

Why are you crying?

Why?

You should get

some punishment!

Here's some punishment for you!

Why?

Cut! Cut!

- Why? Huh? - Enough! Cut! Cut!

He's called cut. It's been cut.

Is it okay?

- It ended late, right? - Yes, it did.

Fuse, take care of her.

- Roll one, scene four, cut three. - Let's wrap it.

Excuse me.

Hurry up.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

I got too deep in the role.

Yes, I'm okay.

You can take a break, Mew-mew.

Please prepare for the next scene.

- Change scene. - Scene 21, okay?

Art department, let's go.

You slapped me for real.

But when you kicked the table leg,

you screamed so loud.

It's her.

Ms. Mew-mew,

an actress, suspected to be the director's mistress.

She's good at acting.

Got so deep into the character.

I was so excited with her.

Right?

That's why I can't catch anything.

Yes, sis.

She's also very careful.

I've tracked her calling history.

There's nothing wrong.

But they come to the set together every day.

That's why we are here at the crime scene?

But from what I saw,

there's nothing suspicious.

Let's roll.

Fuse, clear the set.

That's impossible.

My affair radar is never wrong.

There must be something

between this girl and the director.

Okay.

Go!

Focus!

Be more quick!

Don't lose focus.

Go on!

Don't stop.

There's no victory for laziness.

For those who go easy,

or skip the set,

you have to practice again!

Who are those three?

This place is restricted. Get out!

I've investigated the surroundings

for a few times in advance.

I found nothing from Ms. Mew-mew.

I still think that

as long as the sun rises in the morning,

Chot will always have another lady.

He doesn't let me touch his phone.

When we eat, he would put his phone face-down,

because he's afraid that I may see his texts.

And there's his shirt.

Sometimes he doesn't wear the same shirt

that he wore when he went out.

As an excuse, he would say

it was hot at the set.

I couldn't do anything.

And about the digital footprint.

They rarely talk to each other.

They just leave an emoji

or an emoticon as a comment. Something like that.

Normally, adulterous activities

have a regular meeting place.

But in this case,

he either goes to the set or goes home.

My opinion is

Mew-mew is the one.

You have to catch them in the act.

I'll get them both.

Eh? Hey!

You want to die?

I said "no laid back."

- Do it again from the top. - Foei.

You said they leave emoticon comments.

Can I see those?

Here you go.

They just leave a comment.

(mmewmew___ Chot replied___...)

Although time always goes forward,

I still come back to be your mistress.

Cut! Cut!

Slate, please.

Scene 69, cut one, take one.

Listen,

I want

to explain to you

about the emotional scene,

and what you need to do is to fix it.

Hey.

I've got an idea.

You have said

that adulterous activities

normally have a meeting place.

Yes.

But what if they just have some feelings and haven't slept together?

It'll be hard.

I want to try one thing.

Come with me.

Sir.

Please,

fix the light for me.

What?

Please.

I need to go to the bathroom.

I need to pee.

Fine. Just go.

Hurry up.

And you're just a trainee.

But...

please don't tell Uncle Job.

I don't want to get in trouble.

Just go. Hurry.

Thank you.

You need to show you emotion.

The eyeline. Fix your gaze.

That's it. This is so good.

Okay.

Let's roll.

Ready?

Guys.

One more time, please. Fuse, go get the mark.

Yes, sir.

Hey.

How is it?

Hurry up!

I'm sorry.

I'm...

under the weather.

If you're sick...

Wait. Stop.

Sick?

Yes.

Get some rest.

Go. Don't come to work.

I'm so sorry.

I need money for my baby.

Oh, right?

Yes.

You're a hard worker.

I'll get back to work.

Sure.

I'm sorry.

I'll get back to work.

Please.

Go.

Shoot!

You're so cool.

Poor him.

He's too careful. There's something wrong with him, I guess.

Foei.

Do you remember his parking spot?

Sure.

The crew made trainees like me

set the parking area since 05:00 AM.

Be careful.

Okay.

And you,

follow me in ten seconds.

Don't order me. I know my role.

I practiced my acting.

Don't order me,

I told you not to do that.

Don't.

What?

You scared me.

Come here.

Quickly.

Put the gloves on.

Help me.

What's wrong with you?

Okay.

Darn you.

What are you doing?

Recreate the scene.

Come here.

Have you ever managed to have

an affair in the car?

Yes.

Even on the boat,

but

I've never done the plane.

And all of them

were having sex?

I think it's about

80%.

What about the remaining 20%?

They were just eating?

Let's swap the seat.

Sis, get out!

The director is coming to his car.

=Catch Me Baby=

Keep an eye on him.

For what?

Just do it.

What?

It's not mine.

I'm darn sure.

I bought a cheap one from a supermarket.

Keep watching.

Why did you do that?

I want to check something.

What is it?

Okay, it's a wrap. Thank you, guys.

Ms. Mew-mew.

Yes?

You look prettier now than you're on TV.

May I take a photo with you?

Sure.

Wow, you smell so good.

If I'm not mistaken, it's Miracle by Lancôme, isn't it?

Oh, yes.

Here you go.

My card.

I'm from a modeling agency.

If I come across an interesting gig,

I'll contact you, Ms. Mew-mew.

Thank you.

The supermarket branch code from receipts

is the one at the condominium,

the Royalty BTS Phra Khanong.

Guess what?

Where does Mew-mew stay, according to IG check-in?

The Royalty Phra Khanong, isn't it?

And the perfume that Mew-mew wears

is the same as

what I smelt in the director's car.

So can we conclude

that they're having affair?

But...

There's still a loophole.

You're right.

These things are not solid enough

to prove that they're having sex.

Mmmh.

And from Coach Joy's testimony,

she said the director

sleeps at home with her every night.

That means Mew-mew's room

might not be the place for their love affair.

Foei.

Yes?

If you found a girl's underwear in your car,

would you keep it?

Why would I keep it?

It's insane.

But...

the director kept it.

We found their place.

Guys,

look at it.

Doesn't it look familiar to you?

What is it?

A thread?

Foei.

A string from a condom wrapping box.

The sizes of these things

are never the same.

It always depends on the packaging.

But the most important thing is

that the red string from the box

always has the same smell

as the condom itself.

Smell it.

That's why I'm sure

that Mew-mew

and the director prefer orange flavor.

Foei.

Do you remember Mew-mew's comment on his IG?

(mmewmew___ Replyed to mmewmew___...)

I see.

Condom box.

Now we almost have all the puzzle pieces.

The director is so careless.

He let his mistress use different perfume from his wife.

If he has my help,

he won't be caught.

Now I'm pretty sure

that those two are having an affair.

But...

we lack concrete evidence.

You lustful old man.

How dare you do this to me?

I bought that car for you.

Darn you!

It hurts.

In the case of lacking concrete evidence,

can we use their confession?

We can.

Their confession and

the circumstantial evidence

will make their affair more convincing.

I need someone else for this task,

because Mew-mew has seen me and Foei at the set.

Eh?

How would you get the job done?

Mistress never easily admits their guilt.

It depends on you, Coach Joy.

Me?

Well.

We will be auditioning here?

Yes, we will.

I want our audition tape to

come out so real.

So I use the real place.

Your script.

No, thanks.

I've done my research.

I'll be a mistress

who got slapped

by his wife who's a volleyball player.

And she's a professional.

You know? I don't have any experience with this kind of thing.

Sure.

Good.

Hello, ladies.

Are you ready?

This way, please.

Hey.

Are you sure it'll work auditioning here?

And he gets involved in this.

Tan wants to tag along.

The reason why we're auditioning here

is to look at the most real thing.

But I...

Have a faith in me, boss.

I'll never fail you.

Hello.

Hello.

Can I leave my bag here?

Please.

And who will read the script with me?

I will.

Hello.

Please,

don't hold back your energy.

Okay.

I'll pretend to slap you.

And you can improvise according to your feelings, Mew-mew.

Yes.

Okay.

The camera is on.

The film "Mistress".

Scene "The World Must Know This Shame".

Tape one.

Action!

I really don't know him.

Please don't do anything to me.

I'm begging you.

Liar!

Come here.

- How dare you? - I don't know him.

Believe me.

- Believe me. - Are you still lying to me?

Hey.

I think I need to check on them.

How is it?

Messing with my husband

is not a good idea.

I've done nothing wrong. Believe me.

Please stop. It's enough.

No, it isn't!

Hey!

My leg.

Darn you!

You'd better get out.

Leave it to me.

Ow!

Will you admit it?

- No. - I'll slap you to death.

Please.

- You die! - Coach Joy.

I was going to help her.

But maybe

I miscalculated.

Done.

It's a bit swollen.

But it'll go away tomorrow.

You will be okay.

Thanks a lot.

But maybe

you should be more worried about your face.

It's okay.

It'll be healed in a few days.

Some water?

I'll go get it.

I knew there would be a problem.

Mew-mew was being very professional.

She didn't even get out of her act.

What are we gonna do next?

Mew-mew will eventually find out that she's been tricked.

Coach Joy already paid the rest.

She also said

that she feels better now.

Really?

Or she maybe

just wanted to get even.

Anyway,

thank you for today.

I'll get some water for you.

What's wrong, Tan?

Tan.

What's going on, Tan?

Thank you.

Hey!

What the heck!

Why did you lie?

About what?

I remember that night.

How could you let that happen?

You know?

I thought

that you and I

could be friends.

Let's say

we both made a mistake.

You've crossed my line,

and I

didn't stop you.

And it ended up like this.

Maybe you can look...

at me...

as another point you've taken.

Got it?

Yesterday

I took a girl to my place.

You know?

When I kissed her,

I just saw your face.

How can you want me

to move on with my life?

And you think I've moved on?

After realizing that I like you,

I tried to stop my feelings

from going deeper.

Because the more I like you,

the more I hate myself.

I hate myself for liking someone like you.

You're selfish,

and you toy with people.

You'll forget me one day.

(Jealousy Coach's hand-slam goes viral)

Fudge!

Come here.

Okay, I'll recheck that.

And the costume. Is it exactly as we talked about?

Okay. Uh...

I need to go.

Yes?

If you want your romance

to be a secret,

I can do that for you.

(Secret is the most powerful tool.)

I knew you'd call.

I thought that

you have changed.

Did you plan this from the beginning?

Coach Joy got fired.

Look, her life is ruined now.

Oh, you didn't know.

Coach Joy has several cases

of excessive punishment for her players,

and also domestic abuse history.

I've looked into this.

If you want to be a hero,

why did it have to be on my case?

How could anyone still want to hire me now?

I ruined only one of your jobs.

But how about you disguising yourself for months to earn my trust

and ruining my whole life?

So that means

you want a revenge.

It's not business.

It's personal.

I'm back.

I'm Phat.

But people call me

the relationship juggler.

Be ready, everyone.

Smoke, please.

Hey, where's the smoke?

Smoke?

Where is it?

Yes, I'm coming.

Here it is.

Hurry up, boy.

And don't forget about it today.

♪ I keep every little thing confidential ♪

♪ You'll find nothing in me Even if you tried ♪

♪ Even the truth buried deep in my heart ♪

♪ About my feelings for you ♪

♪ You want the truth Come and get it ♪

♪ You'll get shuffled Get smooshed, and get shuffled ♪

♪ I'll get interrogated But I won't reveal a word ♪

♪ A word ♪

♪ Don't wanna get ahead of myself ♪

♪ Maybe it's just a coincident ♪

♪ Need to cover up immediately 'cause I know there's no way out ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle my heart ♪

♪ Oh, you're the only one ♪

♪ That I can't lose to ♪

♪ What I can do is keep it deep down ♪

♪ The crush that I have ♪

♪ I'll never say a word Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪

♪ You always get closer when I don't look ♪

♪ You always are a curios when I'm not careful ♪

♪ So go ahead, have it your way, and do what you want ♪

♪ The closer you get, the scarier I am ♪

♪ So keep it in line ♪

♪ You'll get shuffled Get smooshed, and get shuffled ♪

♪ I'll get interrogated ♪

♪ But I won't reveal a word ♪

♪ Don't wanna get ahead of myself Maybe it's just a coincident ♪

♪ Need to cover up immediately 'cause I know there's no way out ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle my heart ♪

♪ Oh, you're the only one that I can't ♪

♪ Lose to ♪

♪ What I can do is keeping it deep down ♪

♪ The crush that I have ♪

♪ I'll never say a word Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪

♪ No way ♪

♪You're the only one that I got nothing on ♪

♪ How long do I have to keep it down ♪

♪ I'll keep it with me forever ♪

♪ I won't say a word ♪

♪ Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle No, I can't ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ It's easy to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ I can't fail to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ It's easy to shuffle ♪

♪ No, I can't ♪

♪ I can't fail to shuffle ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle my heart ♪

♪ Oh, you're the only one that I can't lose to ♪

♪ What I can do is keeping it deep down ♪

♪ The crush that I have ♪

♪ I'll never say a word ♪

♪ Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪

♪ No way ♪

♪ You're the only one that I got nothing on ♪

♪ How long ♪

♪ Do I have to keep it down ♪

♪ I'll keep it with me forever ♪

♪ I won't say a word ♪

♪ Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪

♪ I'm unable to shuffle my heart ♪

♪ Don't expect me to reveal my secret ♪