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MITCH!
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Hey, babe, you ready for our date?
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I sure am.
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You look lovely tonight, Starla.
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And you look...
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Why are you wearing two different shoes?
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Geez, babe, I guess it's been a while since I've seen my feet.
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I've been taking a lot of power lunches lately.
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Mitch, you know you'll always be my power lunch,
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but I think maybe it's time we start eating a little healthier.
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I guess I could try eating the salad instead of just throwing it in the trash.
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I know, let's go on a diet!
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I'll do it with you, it'll be fun!
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But... alright, babe.
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You always want what's best for me.
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I'll do whatever it takes to make my fun bun happy.
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PERFECT! Our diet starts tonight.
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You mean after we go to Cheezers?
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No, right now!
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I know a new restuarant we can try.
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Salad corall.
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Yeah, run into the woods, that's safer.
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Oh no, it's the curse of the dude in the cheap rubber suit.
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Dudes, I need your help!
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What's up, Muscle Man?
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It's terrible! Starla's starting me on a diet tonight!
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Sounds like she did you a favor.
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If it gets any bigger, we're gonna have to add it to the park payroll.
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This isn't funny!
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Sometimes you gotta make sacrifice for the one you love.
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I want to get healthy.
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But I got to do something first.
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And I need you guys to help me.
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Tomorrow while Starla's out with her mom,
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I want to eat all my favorite food one last time.
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I can't give them up without saying goodbye.
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They've made me who I am.
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So will you help me, bros?
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One final scarf down before the buffet closes?
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- Sure, dude! - We'll help! - No problem!
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See you tomorrow, grandmas!
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- You want anymore chips? - No, I'm good.
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Alright, bros,
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It took me all night, but I finally figured it out.
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here on this map you can see all the best food joints in the city.
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Cheezers, Wing Kingdom, Death Kwon Do, and finally Hot buns.
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Hot buns.
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THAT'S THE BEST DOGGERY IN TOWN!
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YOU KNOW IT, BRO!
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Now here's where you guys come in.
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Fives will drive us cause he's skilled with his hand.
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You dudes are gonna come along with me for moral support
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And talk to Starla while she calls me.
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I'm not gonna lie to her about cheating on this diet,
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- but I don't care if you do. - WHAT!?!
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- How's that any different than... - It's ringing, bro!
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Mordecai. Can I talk to Muscle Man?
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Muscle Man can't talk right now,
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he's outside doing...
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leg lifts?
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Can you tell him I can't wait to get a hold of his ripped glutes?
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Yeah, uh-huh, maybe, bye.
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Alright, bros.
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LET'S DO THIS!
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Well bros, here we are. The final stop.
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One more Hot Buns hot dog and I'll be ready to start that diet.
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It's even more crowded than usual.
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Hey, Muscle Man.
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Yo, Marty! How is it going bro?!
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One of your delicious hot dogs, please?
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- No can do, bro. - What?
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We need all our hot dogs for the hot dog eating contest.
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Come on man,
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one hot dog? For me?
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My hands are tight man.
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The only way to get one of our dogs today is to join the contest.
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Well then sign me up, bro!
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Here you go!
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My last delicious meal.
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More like "your delicious last meal."
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Death!?! What are you doing here?!
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Oy! You guys really are fools. Don't you remember?
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So don't expect it to be so easy to get one of your souls back next time!
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Which will be soon,
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what with Muscle Man entering that hot dog eating contest.
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Seriously, you're gonna die in a hot dog eating contest.
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But I just wanted one more hot dog before getting healthy for Starla.
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I'm not a real entrant in the contest!
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Oh yeah?
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Your reading skills are rubbish!
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I never should've done this!
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It's a plain piece of paper, dude. Just don't participate.
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He has to participate!
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If he doesn't, then I'll just take his soul right now!
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No way!
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You don't just get to take people's souls if they haven't done anything!
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You're just jealous of Muscle Man livin' his life!
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Muscle Man's lived more life in one day than you have in a thousand years!
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What!?! I do too live life!
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I live all kinds of life!
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Yeah right! Listen to this guy.
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"I've got so much life."
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He's probably never even had the guts to enter a hot dog eating contest.
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Not true! I'm all about competitive eating!
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I haven't lost a hot dog eating contest
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since Muscle Man's' hairstyle was a legitmate fashion statement!
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Was that before or after your skin started looking like grated Paramasen?
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- Paramasen skin! - Give me that!
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If I win this contest, Muscle Mans' soul is mine!
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Fine, but if Muscle Man wins, he doesn't die!
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Which isn't very likely, seeing as Muscle Mans' stomach's is almost full.
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Catch you gents on the flip side.
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Flip side of the ground that is.
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My stomach fears no reaper, bro!
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YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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Welcome to the annual Hot Buns hot dog eating contest!
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Whoever eats the most dogs within 10 minutes wins!
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And remember, if you can't hold down what you put in your mouth
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you are disqualified!
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Hope you're hungry.
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Ready? CHOW DOWN!
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Hello.
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Hey, Mordecai. How's my wing king doing?
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Uh, good.
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Tell him I'm making us a healthy dinner.
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Is that Starla? Let me talk to her!
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But you told me to cover for you!
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This is it, I'm not gonna go out on a lie.
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NOW GIVE ME THE PHONE!
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Babe, listen up,
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I've got something important to tell you, and you're not gonna like it.
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Okay?
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I know I'm supposed to be on a diet,
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but I'm in a hot dog eating contest against Death
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- nd I'm about to lose. - WHAT!?!
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I've only got a few minutes left
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and I just wanted you to know, I love you!
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Stay right there, Mitch, and don't give up!
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Stop the car, Mom! my man needs me!
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- MITCH! - Starla!
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MITCH!
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You can't die!
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I'm sorry, babe!
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I'm sorry I lied to you and hurt you like this.
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Even if I had to eat wheat germ for the rest of my life,
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I'd do it if it meant one more day with you.
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Well, I guess in that case the rest of my life would only be one day,
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but... you know what I'm saying.
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OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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That's why I love you with all my heart.
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Really, you love me that much?
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Wholy and truly.
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And because of that,
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I won't let you go without one more taste of your... most... favorite... food.
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That's disgusting!
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Are people allowed to do that to each other?
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I don't feel so...
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DISQUALIFIED!
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WELL, WHO WOULDN'T GET SICK!?! AREN'T YOU SEEING THIS!?!
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Yeah, Muscle Man!
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Muscle Man! Muscle Man! Muscle Man! Muscle Man!
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Here's your complimentary T-shirt, you loser!
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You better enjoy the next few days,
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cause your deadline just got moved up, BIG TIME!
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Thanks for coming, Starla!
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None of ...
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I'll eat that wheat germ if it makes you happy.
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Didn't I tell you?
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I got us Wing Kingdom brand wheat germ.
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It's southeast Asian Buffalo Ranch.
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You know me so well.
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You think we should tell Muscle Man there's a hot dog sticking out of his pocket?
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Nah, he'll figure it out for himself.
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