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And so then Skips goes,

"if you ever make me fight one of those things again,

you better hope it kills me."

Nice one.

Guys, guys, are you ready for tonight?

- What's tonight? - The meteor shower.

I sent you guys like five texts about it.

"Meteor shower!"

Huh. Oh, yeah...

the once-in-a-lifetime meteor shower.

What's the big deal about this one again?

The meteors fly much closer

due to the tragic deterioration

of our region's ozone layer.

Oh, nice! That sounds awesome.

The peak of the shower is at midnight tonight.

I know a great place where we can watch...

Look-out Mountain.

Oh, you mean Makeout Mountain.

I've totally been there.

Uh... uh... Makeout Mountain?

Sounds like a great spot. Count me in.

Sure. Me too.

Ha ha! Are you sure you won't be scared, Mordecai,

up on a mountaintop in the dark?

No. What's there to be scared of...

a bunch of people sitting in cars, making out?

Why would I be scared of that?

Well, we got to get back to work.

Yeah. We'll see you later... dudes.

- Friend zone. - What? No way.

Dude, she called you "dude," dude. That says it all.

We can't be in the friend zone.

We already kissed. Remember... at the airport?

Oh, yeah?

You kissed her? Is that what happened?

Oh, man, you're right. She kissed me.

But it was still a kiss. Same diff.

No, man... different diff.

You were dropping her off at the airport.

That was a goodbye kiss.

And that was like two weeks ago.

You done anything about it since?

- Uh... - No, huh?

Probably 'cause you're not into her,

'cause that's what she's thinking.

Ugh! Why am I even talking to you about this?

Come on! It's easy!

Just go, "Margaret, sorry I've been a wuss about kissing you,"

and she'll be all, "that's okay, Mordecai.

I'm way into losers."

And then you'll be all...

Ow! - Knock it off.

Come on!

I'm just trying to keep you out of the friend zone, man.

There is no friend zone.

I'm gonna kiss Margaret tonight,

and it's gonna be awesome.

♪ Look up, what's that way up high? ♪

♪ Shootin' stars in the sky ♪

♪ Sailin' on by ♪

♪ There's no denyin' ♪

♪ The stars be shinin' ♪

♪ As the heavens are aligning ♪

♪ Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, sh-shimmy, shine ♪

♪ To clear up the confusion,

stars are made of gas ♪

♪ they shine from thermonuclear fusion ♪

Uh... thanks for clearing that up, Eileen.

Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

This is awesome!

Aw, yeah!

Best seat in the house! Ha ha!

All right! Perfect view!

Hey, don't hog the whole blanket.

So, Eileen, when are the meteors

supposed to show up?

Not for another hour.

In the meantime, I want to take down new stars

in my star log.

In my astronomy club,

we pick uncharted stars and name them.

I got to name that greenish one "Romulus 5."

Best $80 I ever spent.

I want to name a star.

I'm gonna name that moving one "Stargoz the Destructor"!

Um, that's a satellite, Rigby.

This is gonna be a historic meteor shower.

Two celestial bodies will converge

for the first time ever,

which means if they don't get together now,

they will never get together again,

and then they'll burn out and die,

which is interesting...

Man, I'm never gonna kiss Margaret

with Eileen talking star gibberish.

Uh, hey, anybody want snacks?

Snacks? Snacks? I know I want snacks.

Rigby does, too.

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

What's your problem, man?

Dude, I can't kiss Margaret with you and Eileen here.

I need you two to go off somewhere else or something.

What?! No! I'm fine just where I am.

I don't wanna have to walk all far

just for you to end up not doing anything.

Oww!

Here. Take these Choco-Gooey Choco-Ducks

and get out of here.

You're lucky I like Choco-Gooey Choco-Ducks.

Hey, Eileen, let's go up there.

We'll get a better view.

Oh, good idea.

Maybe we'll see Orion's belt.

Frie-e-e-nd zo-o-o-ne!

It's really nice up here.

Yeah.

You're kind of quiet. What are you thinking about?

Oh, I don't know... the future.

Oh, man, have you seen "Space Warrior 2"?

That's a great futuristic film.

I meant my future.

Oh.

Oh.

I applied to three schools,

but I haven't heard anything back yet.

Eh, don't worry.

I'm sure you'll hear something soon.

You know what they say...

envelope's thin, didn't get in.

Envelope's fat, school is where it's at.

What? People don't say that.

But it's true, though.

You shouldn't worry. College is a lot of fun.

I had some good times at art school before I left.

Think you'll ever go back?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

Or maybe I'll just stay working at the park

for the rest of my life.

Yeah.

It's just weird not knowing what's gonna happen.

What if I don't get into any of them?

I think I sounded really dumb in those interviews.

You never sound dumb, Margaret.

I'm sure you did fine.

So, uh, how 'bout a toast?

Whoa. Fancy.

Only the finest of beverages for the future journalism major.

Stop it!

So, uh, what should we toast to?

How 'bout to us being good friends?

Forever!

Yeah. Friends.

Cheers!

- Ohh! - Oh, man, I'm so sorry!

Don't worry. It's fine.

There are some paper towels in the...

Yeah, yeah.

I'm not sure this is any better

than where we were sitting before, Rigby.

No, it's fine. Just keep looking.

Ah, what?!

What's the matter?

Uh, we're out of snacks.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Okay, but hurry!

I think they're entering the mesosphere!

What's up, man?

Taking a break from all the tongue-wrestling with Margaret?

Dude, knock it off. I haven't kissed her yet.

Yeah, well, what have you been doing?

Talking. We're having a serious conversation.

Talking, huh? Sounds like what people do in the friend zone.

Will you stop it with the friend zone?

- There's no such thing! - Stop wasting time.

You got a great chance tonight. Don't blow it like always.

I'm working on it. Lay off.

Stop working on it and start making out...

before the door closes!

Ugh! Where are those chips?

He-hey. Cleanup on aisle Margaret.

Heh. - Thanks.

Man, it got cold, huh?

Yeah.

Put your arm around her.

Put your arm around her!

Uh... you could...

wear a bunch of these paper towels,

like a makeshift quilt.

Ha ha!

Ha ha. Yeah.

Ugh! What is wrong with you?!

How long is it gonna take for you to finally kiss her?!

Dude, come on! Just kiss her already!

Mordecai, we're friends, right?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, we're friends.

I can tell you anything, then, right?

Of course.

There's one reason I don't want to leave.

This is it. She's setting you up.

Just pull the trigger!

I-I would really miss you, Mordecai.

Aaaah!

It's beautiful!

I can't take this anymore!

Mordecai! Friend zone!

Friend zone, friend zone!

Friend zone! Friend zone!

Why is he saying, "friend's own"?

Dude, quit it!

No! I can't stand this anymore!

You're not gonna mess this up again, man!

Just go for it!

I just need more time!

There is no more time!

Dude, I'm trying to save you from the friend zone!

Dude, for the last time,

there is no friend zone!

Margaret?! Margaret?!

She can't hear you.

You guys are... just friends.

Huh?!

Welcome, Mordecai.

I am the guardian of the friend zone.

What?! The friend zone's not a real place!

Ah, but it is...

a place of friendly handshakes,

back pats, side hugs,

a platonic realm where romance goes to die.

Let us out! I don't want to be here!

I'm sorry, Mordecai. You waited too long.

Noooooooo!

No. I wanted to kiss her so many times,

but I never had a good opening.

Ah, but you did.

Each time, you hesitated.

You let all those opportunities pass.

You just didn't believe in yourself.

You must be brave enough to show your true feelings.

Only then will you be freed of the friend zone.

It's just I've liked Margaret for so long.

What if she's not into me?

Ah, see that? "What if?"

It's time you stopped wondering "what if'

and just went for it!

Then you'll know how she really feels about you.

How do you know?

You're just a floating, talking asteroid thing.

Believe it or not, I, too,

have been in this very situation...

many times.

Angie, Christine, Lola.

How do you think I ended up

becoming the guardian of the friend zone?!

Look, I'm just trying to keep you

from making the same mistake I did!

Then let me out! Ugh! Ugh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill out!

That friendship glass is expensive!

Look, I'm gonna give you another chance, all right?

But you better not back out.

No, no! I swear I'll do it!

Okay. Go get 'er, champ.

Huh?

Mordecai, where are we?!

Right where I want to be.

Mordecai, Margaret, I now pronounce you

out of the friend zone.

Hmm. Hmm.

Uh, it's getting late. We should probably take off.

Did you see it?! Did you see it?!

What did you think?! What did you think?!

It was amazing.

Man, wait 'til my astronomy club hears about this!

I've never seen celestial bodies come together like that!

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