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You're the pickle on... no... no...
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you're the cheese on my
burger... uh... burger...
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Yo bros, what rythmes with burger?
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"Shmurger"?
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Not bad. Not bad.
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What rythmes with "hottest
girl in the world"?
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Dude, Muscle Man what are you doing?
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Why don't you help us?
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I'm busy writing a song for Starla.
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Today marks a special day in
the history of our relationship.
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It's the anniversary
when we first made out.
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And I want it to be
really special for Starla.
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That's why i'm gonna
call K.I.L.I.T Radio
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and get DJ Donny G to play my song
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and give a shout out to Starla!
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Dude, that's not gonna work.
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No, she'll totally hear it
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because she listens to
the radio like every night.
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No dude, Donny G doesn't
play amateur music.
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Yeah, he doesn't even
take requests anymore.
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You're wasting your time.
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There's no way they're
gonna play your song.
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We'll see about that!
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Hello, this is K.I.L.I.T Radio~
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Yeah, I like Donny G to play my-
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To talk to a K.I.L.I.T
representitive, press 0.
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Are you calling in regard
to a song you heared?
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No, I wanna talk to somebody!
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ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
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I'm transferring you
to our bilingual system.
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NO! ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
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Hola yamas la Radio K.I.L.I.T.~
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Uhh! I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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Dude, Muscle Man calm down!
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Uhh! I'm a failiure of a boyfriend!
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I can't even do something
special for my girl!
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Why don't we just go
down to the radio station
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and find somebody to talk to.
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Yeah, maybe someone
there could help you.
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You're right bros, I need
to take this to the source.
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Welcome to K.I.L.I.T Radio.
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Do you have an appointment?~
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Uhh... no but-
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You need an appointment to enter.
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Good day.~
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K.I.L.I.T. Radio.
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Look, I just want to talk to someone.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No, I have to sent-
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Good day.
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Can you believe this place!
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Sorry Muscle Man.
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Wait, who's that?
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Dudes, I think that's Donny G.
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What? That's not him.
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Dude, that's him.
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Yeah, I think it is him.
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Watch. YO DONNY G!
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SEE! WOO! DONNY G!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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My name's Mitch! Big fan!
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Uhh, thanks man.
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Listen, I need a big favor.
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I wrote this song for
my girlfriend Starla.
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Could you have them play
it on the air tonight?
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Uhh...
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It would mean so much to me.
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eah, okay sure i'll give it a whirl.
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And do an old-fashioned shout out?
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Hey, why not.
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Oh man, Starla's gonna be so stoked!
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Thanks Donny you're the best!
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No problem, my man.
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Well, that was easy!
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Yeah, we totally got
the hook up from Donny G!
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Man, I can't wait to see
Starla's face tonight.
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She's gonna be really appreciative.
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OH NO BRO!
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YO DONNY!
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DONNY G!
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Look man, it's not what you think.
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It is what I think!
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Cause I saw you!
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I used to think that you were cool!
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You know something, I see
D-player could do your job!
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But you know what, I still have a voice.
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And this voice, on this tape
won't be silenced on YOU!
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Shh, shh, shh.
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I SAID I WON'T BE SILENCED!
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Okay, okay.
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But, we can't talk here.
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I'm sorry for the secrecy.
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It's not safe to talk
back at the radio station.
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Look, Mitch, you were right about
everything you said back there.
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The fact of the matter is,
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I haven't played a song
on the air in a long time.
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Back in the day, K.I.L.I.T. was run
by the most famous DJs in the world.
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We were the heart and
soul of the station.
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And we loved every minute of it.
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This is DJ Donny G and
we got a nine o'clock
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power rock block comin'
up next for y'all,
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but first a shoutout to
Jerald C from Windy Yarr.
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Love ya babe. 'Cos
that's how we KILL IT!
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Things were going great,
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until one day the top
executive showed up
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and inforced a new automated DJ system,
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just so they could
cut the budget in half.
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Little did they know, the system
learned to DJ at a geometric reef.
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Then, at 8 o'clock it became self-aware.
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That was the day the music died.
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Stay, Donny. We have
a special job for you.
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You must stay!
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As time went on, K.I.L.I.T. Radio's
new format ruined popularity.
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This is K.I.L.I.T. Radio.
Clean out your ears, dummies!
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And as for my special job.
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Now, clean me Donny. CLEAN ME!
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So, that's not your voice on the air?
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No. It's just a computerized
simulation of it.
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So that's why they don't
take song requests anymore.
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K.I.L.I.T. needs the human touchback.
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It needs DJ Donny G!
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Nah. Those days are over.
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Now I'm just DJ Donny the janitor.
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Oh, forget that! You need
to get back on the air!
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Eh, what's the point?
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The point is to not let some
lame machine tell you what to do.
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Radio should be for the
people, by the people.
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You're right.
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I'm glad you think so Donny G.
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'Cos I gotta song to play and
you're the only man to do it.
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Waht do you say we get
you back on the air?
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Unknown individuals detected.
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Who are these people, Donny?
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Uh, they're repairmen I hired
to fix a couple of things.
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Can't do it all myself. Heh heh heh.
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It's onto us.
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Dude, be cool.
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You may enter.
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Alright boys, the trouble's
down in the basement.
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Let's get you fellas set up.
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Okay, go grab some old equipment
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and patch them in the system manually.
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C'MON!
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You're planning to overwrite
the automated broadcast.
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Uh, no!
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Intruders must be neutralized.
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Not before Starla hears my song!
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We have to get to the
main broadcast room pronto!
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Dude! Take out the cameras!
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To the elevator!
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Donny, You are acting very foolishly.
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We made it!
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Oh no bro!
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Hold them off when I set up!
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Okay, guys we're ready!
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DONNY G!
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Donny G..
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It's... the tape Mitch..
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What do I do to play the tape?
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...Leave it to me.
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Don't do it Donny.
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If you play the tape, I will be
forced to destroy the whole station.
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Go... save yourselves...
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No matter what you
hear just keep running.
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I'll never forget you Donny G.
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I'll never forget you Mitch.
You gave me my life back.
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Let's book.
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Don't do it Donny, i'm
the DJ now remember?
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NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I KILL IT!
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NOO!
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Hey all you coolcats!
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This is your main man on
the microphone, Donny G!
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Coming on live for one last time,
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with one very special
request joining me here
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at the K.I.L.I.T studio
with my main man Mitch!
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And he's got a very special song,
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for a very special lady, Starla.
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I used to be a loser,
hanging with my loser friends,
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and the first time when we made out,
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made my neck hair stand on end!
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Oh Starla,
Starla-uh-uh-uh-uh!
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I guess it's like my
heart is spinning donuts,
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you're the cheese upon my burger,
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I'm the mustard on your bun!
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Just like the perfect burger,
186
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our love's never overdone!
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You're the ice cube in my cola,
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I'm the ketchup on your fries,
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and I'll punch the face of
any bro, who says so otherwise!
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Oh Starla! But I knew you'd be my lady!
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And i'll be your Muscle Man!
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Oh, Mitch! Mitch! You
did this all for me!!
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I'd do anything for you
babe! Did you like the song?
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It was so romantic!
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You remembered the anniversary
the first day we made out!
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Not only that, I
remembered how we did it!
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I don't know, that
song was kind of lame.
198
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Yeah, but it was pretty rad
how we outran that fireball.
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Yeah, it was like a movie or something.
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