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Eggs and sausage, hot sauce and ketchup...

now, that's what I call a healthy big breakfast!

Worried 'bout your thighs?

Put the mayonnaise on the side.

I said mayonnaise on the side!

Why you starin' at my thighs?!

On the side, I keep my mayo.

All my people, say hey-o!

Yeah, I hate mayo.

No, it's cool. It's fine.

Yeah, no. No, I'll figure it out.

'Kay, bye.

Dude, Margaret, these eggs are good!

Got any extra mayo? - What's wrong?

My friend Tanya just bailed on me.

She was supposed to give me a ride to the airport.

Wait. You're going on a trip?

Yeah. Didn't I tell you? It's just this...

I'm going to check out this university upstate.

Well, I'd probably never even get in, but...

Wow. A university.

I thought you were already in school.

Yeah, the community college.

But I'm just getting my general studies out of the way

so I can transfer and focus on what I really wanna do.

Hey, sorry. I gotta figure this out.

My interview with the university is first thing tomorrow,

so I can't miss my flight tonight.

Hey, Margaret. I can take you.

Really?

Yeah, sure. I'll give you a ride.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You're a life saver!

Eh...

Wait.

Are you sure you want to give me a ride,

and not because you bet someone you could, or...

What? Come on. When have I...

Be quiet.

Look... no bets, no nothing.

I just wanna help you out.

'Cause I just need a simple ride to the airport.

We leave early, get there with plenty of time.

No getting off track. No craziness.

- Trust me. I got it. - Okay.

Sorry. Thank you so much.

This is really nice of you, Mordecai.

No problem.

Pick me up in front of the main building at 6:00.

6:00. Got it.

I'm gonna see if there are any old cinnamon rolls left for you.

Yea-yeah!

Yes, Mr. Maellard. I'm sorry, sir.

Benson?

Absolutely. I'm working on it right now.

Of course, sir. I...

What is it, Mordecai?

Uh... you redecorate in here?

Ha! I knew it!

New poster, right?

Ha. Really cool.

Can I borrow the cart?

What? Shouldn't you be working?

I thought I told you to rake the leaves.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. I finished that.

Can I borrow the cart?

- What?! - Can I borrow the cart?

Look, I'm busy.

What do you want? Speak up!

Can I borrow the cart?

No. But you can borrow my car.

Really?!

My car's in the shop getting some work done.

Calm down!

It's just being detailed.

Anyway, if you go pick it up, you can borrow it.

I can totally do that.

Thanks, Benson. You're the best.

Eh, saves me the trip.

Here's the address.

Downtown?!

How am I supposed to get all the way over there?!

I hope you got good walking shoes!

Yes, Mr. Maellard.

Ugh!

Hey. Excuse me.

Is there a quick way through mid-town?

Well, sure. The fastest way is through 7th.

Cool. 7th. Thanks.

But I wouldn't go through that part of town.

Hello?

Mordecai. What's up?

Margaret! Hey. Hi. How's it going?

Good! Just heading to my class.

Oh, yeah?

Hey. Hey, where you goin', man?

Hey, is that a cellphone?!

No cellphones, man. Can't you read?

Don't have any change, man.

Sorry. Just some dudes yelling something.

Hey, so, you're still cool to pick me up later, yeah?

Yeah! We're all set.

Awesome. You know, I really appreciate this.

The people you can count on for rides to the airport,

those are the most important people in your life.

Yeah, exactly!

I mean, I don't know why I didn't just ask you

in the first place.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, can you hold on a sec?

Hey, guys. What's up?

Didn't you hear my boys earlier?

No cellphones.

What? Why not?

Nobody talks back to The Wickets!

- "The Wickeds"? - Wickets! Wickets!

Don't you play croquet?!

Okay, The Wickets! I'm sorry!

Actually, "The Wickeds" kind of sounds tougher, really.

Well, what about "The Wicked Wickets"?

That sounds pretty cool.

Quiet! We'll discuss it at our next general meeting!

I guess you're not from around here,

but this is our turf!

And nobody uses cellphones on our turf!

Yeah!

Mordecai, whose voice is that?

What? Uh, just... nobody.

Oh, he thinks we're nobodies.

Look, guys. I'm just trying to get to the mechanic's.

Mordecai, are you in trouble?

What? Trouble? No.

You don't want trouble?

Then don't break the rules!

What have you got against cellphones?

They're rude!

I got to go. I'll see you soon.

- See you at 6:00. - Bye.

Smart kid.

Let this be a warning to you, Mordecai.

No cellphones in our territory! Got it?

Nobody crosses The Wickets!

Wickets! Wickets!

Finally.

Can I help you?

Yeah. I'm picking up the wagon. Is it all set?

Yeah. The keys are... you're not Benson.

No, I'm Mordecai. I work for Ben...

Only owner can pick up car.

What? But Benson sent me!

- Rules are rules. - Dude, come on.

I have to give this girl a ride to the airport,

and I'm already running late!

I wish I had girl problems.

Ugh!

Hello?

Benson, I'm at the mechanics.

He won't let me take your car 'cause I'm not you!

Fine. I'll just pick it up tomorrow.

No! I need to borrow it now! Remember?

Put me on speaker.

Hey, Benson wants to talk to you.

- Hello? - Listen, Raymond.

Can you please just give Mordecai my car?

Benson, rules is rules!

Look, I'm too busy to go down there.

Some of us have real jobs!

Oh, what? Raymond don't have real job?!

If the coveralls fit!

Oh, geez.

Listen. Who do you think fixed your car?

Mordecai, put your phone away.

Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mordecai, put your phone away.

Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mordecai, put your phone away!

Mordecai, put your phone away!!

Mordecai, put your phone away!!

Oh, yeah?

The Wickets!

We warned you, Mordecai.

Look, leave me alone!

Go back to playing mini-golf!

It's croquet!! Aah!

Benson, I gotta go!

Wait.

Aah!

Hey! Wickets!

Hey!

Aah!

Hey, Margaret.

Let me help with your...

No time!

I messed up... my plane leaves at 6:30, not 9:30!

We have like 15 minutes to get to the airport!

Do you think you can drive fast?

Not a problem.

Mordecai...

Are those guys saying your name?

What? No, I don't think so!

What the heck?!

- What's going on?! - Okay.

Don't freak out, but those guys kind of want to kill me

for using a cellphone.

- What?! - I can explain!

No, let me guess!

You lost a bet, or did you hijack this car

from some argyle-wearing crime lord?

It's Benson's car!

That's it! I'm calling the cops.

No!

I said no cellphones!

Hang on.

Come on! Come on!

Ugh, this is hopeless!

These guys won't quit!

I won't quit, either.

Mordecai! Just trust me.

Okay! I trust you!

Hey!

We're not gonna make it!

Jump on!

Boarding is now closed.

Thank you.

Wait! Please! I need to get on this flight!

Hold the gate, please.

Thank you! Thank you!

See? We made it!

Yeah!

Look... I'm sorry for all that stuff I said before.

I was kind of freaking out.

I never should have doubted you.

It's no big deal.

I'm serious! You're always there for me.

I guess...

I mean, there's not a lot of people I can say that about.

- Ma'am! - I should get going.

Yeah.

Well, see you.

Yeah. Uh, I mean, see you.

Yeah. Bye.

Uh... wait!

Goo... good luck.

Thanks.

Uh...

Nothing. Sorry. See you.

See you soon.

Uh, bye.

♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪

♪ And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end ♪

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