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Ripped By mstoll
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Dude, hurry!
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It's back! It's back!
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Aah-ha-ha!
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We now return to...
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"Fool Me Once, Shame On You.
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Fool Me Twice,
I Punch Your Face!"
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Hai!
I am Announcerbot!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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And now here's Shinehara!
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Thank you, Announcerbot.
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I am Gamemaster
Mitsuru Shinehara.
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Before break, Clive from U. K.
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Fool me once...
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Shame... On... You!
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Wh-o-o-o-oa!
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What is this?
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Japanese game show.
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Round 2!
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Now, Clive,
try to fool me again.
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Well, I'd like to Shinehara-san,
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but you've got some food
stuck between your teeth.
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Oh!
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Announcerbot, please,
fetch toothpick.
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Ha ha!
Fooled you mate!
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Yeeah!
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You fool me twice!
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Baka Blitz!
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Dude, he's a goner.
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Nobody's ever completed
the "Baka Blitz."
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You have 10 minutes
to reach goal and grab mystery prize.
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But if time runs out or you
give up, I punch your face.
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What do you think
the mystery prize is?
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I heard it's a bajillion yen,
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which is like a majillion
dollars!
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I heard it's an
800-pound tuna.
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You could buy a house
with that in Japan.
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You know what I heard?
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This show is garbage!
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Clive, ready?
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Go!
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Come on! Yeah!
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Aah! Oof!
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My eyes!
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No more!
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Ohh!
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Why are you guys
into this stuff?
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'Cause it's funny.
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You're a wet blanket, man!
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No, I'm not!
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Attention, U.S. Viewers.
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For the first time ever,
we are looking for
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American contestants.
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During broadcast tomorrow,
we will flash phone number.
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Be first to call and
you'll be on show!
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You just won!
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Whoa! I'm in Japan!
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Land line only.
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I know what we're doing
at 4:30 tomorrow.
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Not on the park phones
you're not.
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But it says
land lines only!
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That's a long-distance call.
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We could win the
mystery prize.
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Hm-hm!
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Go!
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2.2 seconds.
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Still needs work.
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Hey, Benson.
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How's it going?
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What's up, man?
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What did I tell you
about using the park phone?!
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Ugh!
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I feel something
kind of damp.
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Yeah, I feel it, too.
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What do you think it is?
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I don't know.
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Feels kind of like
a wet blanket.
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Very funny.
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Now hang it up and put the TV
back in the living room!
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Aw, come on, Benson!
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We really think
we can do this.
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I don't care.
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If I catch you trying this
again, you're fired!
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M-a-a-an...
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This blows.
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I can't think of a single
reason to keep on living
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if we can't be
on this show.
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- Wait!
- What?
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I have a plan, and
it is the single most perfect
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plan in the history of plans.
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30 tomorrow.
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Do you think he
fell for it?
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Of course, dude.
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I went to art school.
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You didn't graduate.
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Quiet!
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Open this door right now!
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Welcome to "Fool Me Once,
Shame On You.
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Fool Me Twice,
I Punch Your Face."
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Just show the number!
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You two better not
call that number!
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Come on!
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Hang up that phone now!
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The number is...
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Dude, dial!
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I'm dialing!
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Hello! We have a winner!
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What are your names, contestants?
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Omigosh!
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What the...
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Welcome, first American
contestants Omigosh, Er,
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and What The!
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No, no, no, there's
been a mistake,
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and we need to leave.
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Our names are Benson, Mordecai,
and Rigby.
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Oh, you fool me once!
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Shame... on... you!
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No!
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We weren't even
trying to fool you!
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But I thought you were.
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This makes no sense!
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You fool me twice!
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You know what that means!
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Baka Blitz!
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Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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I refuse to play!
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Baka Blitz!
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- Whoa!
- Awesome.
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You have 10 minutes to get to goal.
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But if you give up
before time ends,
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I punch your faces.
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Awesome!
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Wait. What?
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I just wanted to say, we're
gonna make history tonight!
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We're gonna be the first
ever to win the mystery prize!
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Yee-ah!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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Come on!
Say "U.S.A." with us, Benson.
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Are you guys crazy?!
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You guys said nobody's
ever beat it before!
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Dude, we've watched
it a million times.
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There's a good chance
we'll win the mystery prize.
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A chance?!
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What if we get punched
in the face?!
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Benson, this is TV.
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Nobody really gets hurt.
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Sincerity Spotlight!
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You know, we have
lots of fun on show,
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and I may not show it,
but actually,
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I hate being fooled.
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So it has been great pleasure
defending prize by punching
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liars in face.
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Let's watch.
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How does it feel to be the only
contestant who didn't die?
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I can't feel me face,
but at least I'm alive!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Listen, I...
wait!
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Come on. Can't we forfeit?
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Ready?
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What are we gonna do?
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Benson?
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Come on, fellas.
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We got a game show to win.
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Go!
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Come on!
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Do you give up?
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No!
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Ugh!
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Worry not, my pet.
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No one has ever made
it through the Gutinator.
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Hurry!
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We can't...
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This is what you wanted,
isn't it?
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It looked so much
easier on TV.
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Make it stop!
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Ohh!
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I want to go home.
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Come on.
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The goal!
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Don't have much time.
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Huh?
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Ohh!
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Nobody's ever won,
and nobody ever will.
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Whoa, whoa...
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you can't shoot us!
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Shoot?
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Wha?
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Dude, what's up
with your hand?!
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It's gone too long
without punching a face.
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Unh!
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Aaaaah!
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But you can't punch us!
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We haven't given up!
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Too bad!
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It is my show!
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Yaaah!
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Run!
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Any last words?
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Look! It's Mt. Fuji!
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Run! Run!
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No!
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You fooled me three times!
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No! No!
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Aah!
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The Americans
are almost there!
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Hachi!
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Shichi!
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Roku!
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Go!
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Shi!
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San!
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Ni!
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Ichi!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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Excellent work.
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You have won
the mystery prize.
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Your choice of...
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A state-of-the-art clipboard
with built-in clock and
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calculator, or...
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a trip to Space Camp!
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- Space Camp!
- Clipboard!
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Congratulations!
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You are the first contestants
to beat the Baka Blitz
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without being punched
or dying.
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This means I have failed.
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Gomen-nasai,
shinahara-senpai.
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Hello?
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Ready to get picked
up from Space Camp?
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Yeah, but...
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I'm having the
time of my life!
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Please help us.
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