Original subtitles

Hoagie sandwich!

Hoagie sandwich!

♪ Squeeze out the mustard, do it real quick ♪

♪ A dab of mayo, too much would be sick ♪

♪ Healthy veggies will make this valid ♪

♪ And don't forget the main ingredients so we don't

confuse it with a salad ♪

Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!

Meat! Meat! Meat!

Unh!

Whoa!

Those ruffians!

Now, see here, geese, your behavior is most uncouth.

Now, I'm afraid...

Hey, quit it!

Protect the sandwich!

Why?!

Benson, something's got to be done about those geese.

Pops is locked in his room crying.

Yeah, we've been getting complaints.

They're highly territorial, warlike birds.

Luckily, I got a couple guys

who'll be taking care of the problem.

Dude, awesome!

Who is it?

A couple of guys named Mordecai and Rigby.

What?!

Maybe you don't understand, Benson, these geese...

they're terrifying.

Terrifying.

I don't want to hear it.

Do it or you're fired!

Man, you always say that.

You're all talk, Benson.

All right, dude.

You ready?

Here goes nothing.

It's working!

Huh?

Ready?

Ready!

Hey! Quit it!

Ugh! It smells like rotten egg!

Ohh!

Wait! Mordecai!

Wh-y-y-y?

Wh-y-y-y-y?!

We need your help, Skips.

Puh, rotten egg smell.

I've got just the thing.

First, drive to the ocean...

No, we need your help with these crazy geese!

Oh, no.

You're on your own with those things.

Aw, man!

But what are we supposed to do?

Well... geese and ducks are natural enemies.

You guys know any ducks?

Ducks?

Hmm.

Hello?

Hey, it's Mordecai.

Mordecai!

Yo, other Baby Ducks, Mordecai's calling!

Mordo, how's it hanging?

What's the word, Mordo?

Good to hear from you, dude.

Hey, guys.

We've got a problem with...

What's up, Mordecai?!

Uh, a problem with geese.

Aw, man, geese are the worst!

Oh, they make me sick!

Those guys are awful!

You didn't use geese repellent or blankets, did you?

Uh... no?

Good.

'Cause that just makes them angrier.

Yeah, you'd have to be a complete chump to use those.

You want us to come and deal with 'em, man?

No, that's okay.

We can do it ourselves.

Could you just tell us what we got to do?

You should use lasers.

Lasers?

Yeah, man, those losers hate lasers.

♪ La-la-la, lasers! ♪

♪ La-la-la-la, lasers! ♪

♪ Shine it in their facers and watch them run awaysers ♪

Whoo!

Yeah, thanks. Uh, later guys.

Why didn't you ask them for help?

Come on.

They have better things to do.

You guys are still here?

I can't believe it.

They've taken over the entire lake.

Looks like they've marked their territory.

Aw, sick!

Let's do this.

Hmm-hmm-hmm!

Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

And... now!

Dude, it's working!

Yea-a-h!

Huh?

Hey, weren't there four gee...

I thought lasers were supposed to work!

Lasers do work!

You just got to use the right kind.

Baby Ducks!

We thought you losers might get in trouble.

Geese, this lake isn't yours.

Leave now.

No!

We are in the process of terraforming this lake for

our own kind.

We have removed all non-goose life-forms

and fertilized the soil.

This lake is ours, duck.

If you want it, you have to come and take it!

That can be arranged!

Get down!

Scramble missiles.

We're gonna die!

Step off!

N-o-o-o-o-o!

Scramble missiles.

- Hey! - That's our room!

Now we will destroy everything you care about,

starting with this Standard-Definition TV,

which is really doing you a favor.

Scramble missiles.

N-o-o-o-o-o!

Is there any way we can help?

It's... too dangerous.

We're not gonna let you die!

Yeah, just tell us what to do!

Very well.

Did you see what started our transformation?

Uh... fist pumping?

Yes, you must fist pump.

Like this?

No! Really fist pump!

Fist pump with everything that you've got.

Maybe dial it back a bit.

♪ You've got the touch ♪

♪ You've got the powe-e-e-r ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ After all is said and done ♪

♪ You've never walked ♪

♪ You've never run ♪

♪ You're a winner ♪

♪ You got the moves ♪

♪ You know the streets ♪

♪ Break the rules ♪

♪ Take the heat ♪

♪ You're nobody's fool ♪

♪ You're at your best when the going gets rough ♪

♪ You've been put to the test ♪

All right!

Let's cook this goose!

Dudes, can you hear me?

Yeah.

Loud and clear.

Sonic shield!

Rocket fist!

Bam!

Yes!

Divert power to shoes!

Draw power sword!

Altitude decreasing.

Manual sword control.

Yea-a-h!

Game over, geese.

Fools!

The game of duck, duck, goose will never end.

There will be future lakes...

future sandwiches to ruin...

Hey, geese.

Step off!

Whoo!

Awesome!

Thanks dudes.

We couldn't have done it without you.

Anytime.

Mordecai and Rigby!

Hey, Benson.

We got rid of the geese.

Yeah, and half the park along with 'em!

And you four!

Look at the damage you caused!

Stop this right now!

Mordecai and Rigby saved the park...

quite possibly the world.

You should be thanking them.

And how dare you scold my children?

A grown man yelling at baby ducks.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I-I'm sorry, ma'am.

All right! Yeah!

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