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You guys have all your
assignments for today.
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Oh, and don't forget that
tonight is Game Night.
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Ah yeah! Game Night!
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What are we playing?
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Yeah, Skips, what are we playing?
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Tonight, we will be playing Drawsome.
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Alright. I love me some Drawsome.
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Who else is showing up
to this Drawsome event?
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I got a giant baby,
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Gary, and my cousin, Quips.
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What?
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Your cousin Quips is really annoying.
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Yeah, man, he's always
telling lame jokes.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Come on, every other word out of that
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guy's mouth is some annoying joke.
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Yeah, some joke that isn't funny.
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Come on, guys! His
jokes aren't that bad!
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And then he said, "Yes, I do!"
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Alright, seriously last
one, cause I got to go.
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What?
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Hey wait, I didn't get
to finish my punchline!
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Aw well, he's probably
already heard my routine.
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Heeey, who's ready for some funny?
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Ugh!
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You guys all remember my cousin, Quips.
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Hey, Quips.
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Hey, Benson. Nice to see ya.
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Speaking of "see ya",
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what did one ocean
say to the other ocean?
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"'Sea' ya later!"
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I don't get it.
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Oh, well, an ocean is a body of
water, and a sea is also––
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I don't care.
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A little more care will
get you more hair. Zingo!
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Ugh!
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Hello, Quips.
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Pops, looking good.
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In fact, you look amazing.
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Just a compliment, don't get a big head.
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Oops, too late!
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Zammo!
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And of course Muscle
Man, you love the jokes,
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why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over
the bay, they'd be Bay-gulls!
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I got a whole bait
about bodies of water.
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What? You say you want another one?
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We didn't say anything.
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What did the lake say to the puddle?
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Come on, Quips. Let's get you unpacked.
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You probably want to
lie down after your trip.
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Guess it's time to get this
comedy show on the road.
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And by comedy show, I mean me! Zingo!
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Dude, he's even worst then last time.
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Yeah Skips, tell your cousin that
if he can't stop telling jokes,
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then he's gotta get outta here.
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I can't just do that!
I invited him here.
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No one told you to
get rid of your brother
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Down when he visited.
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That's because everyone loved him!
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I tried to get rid of him!
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Ugh! Alright fine, I'll tell him soon.
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Wow guys, those coughs
sound pretty serious.
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You guys should see a doctor.
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Oh, that reminds me, why did
the clown go to the doctor?
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He was feeling a little funny!
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I set up the extra cot for ya.
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Make yourself at home
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Could I also make myself 6
feet tall and handsome? Zingo!
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Look Quips, I gotta tell you something.
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Wait, I need to tell you something.
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I just really appreciate you
letting me hang out, Skips.
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Uh-huh.
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I actually got fired
from the comedy club,
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and I needed to hang out
with family and friends.
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This weekend is really gonna
help me get my confidence back.
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Sorry. Didn't mean to get so serious.
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Don't worry! I'm gonna take a walk
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and come back funnier than ever.
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Zingo!
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Whoo's ready for some Drawsome?
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Drawsome! Whoo!
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I brought my pencil.
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Gimme somethin' to right on, man!
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Wait, did you talk to your cousin?
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I...uh...
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Knock, knock!
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Who's there?
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Radio!
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You're supposed to go "Radio, who?"
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Radio, who?
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"Radio" not, here I come! Zingo!
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It's funny cuz' I said
"Zingo!" at the end.
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And I see you brought a #2 Pencil.
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Do pencils even go #Number 2?
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Maybe after too many beans.
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Do pencils even eat beans?
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I mean, am I right,
guys? What that all about?
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So, who's ready to get
started? You guys all in?
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Wait here, just a second.
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Wait! You guys can't leave!
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Yes, we can.
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There's no way I'm playing
"Drawsome" with that flop factory!
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Yeah! He's not funny.
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Wait, Mordecai and Rigby!
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You guys have to stay!
You know you owe me.
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Alright, I guess we'll stay.
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Hey, you guys puttin' up paper?
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Yeah.
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What did the guy paper,
say to the girl paper,
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when he picked her up for a date?
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I like your pad. Get
it? Like a pad of paper!
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Hello.
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Aw, dip!
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Whoo! Yeah! This dip is great!
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What's your secret?
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A cosmic chef, never
reveals his methods.
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Hey, have you heard the
one about the chef in space?
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He was famous for his
spaghetti and "meteorballs".
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Meteorballs?
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Yeah, I'm still working on it.
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Uh, okay everyone. Let's
get this game night rolling.
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Uh, lobster!
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Crustacean!
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Shrimp!
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Jumbo Shrimp!
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Yes!
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Go, Gary, Go!
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Is that Pops?
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Oh, villain!
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Your mom?
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Your mom's boyfriend?
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Time's up!
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Man in the moon! It
was "Man in the moon"!
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Wow! For real?
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I really thought that was
your mom's boyfriend. Zingo!
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How you catch a unique lion?
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"Unique" up on it. Zingo!
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How do you catch a tame lion?
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"Tame" way. Zingo!
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Dude, is this Game Night or Lame Night?
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Yeah, we came here to play
Drawsome, not listen to jokes!
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Guys, guys! Call me crazy,
but maybe if you laughed more,
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you'd have a better time.
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And maybe, you'll even draw better.
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Hey, what do you think you're doing?
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You're on our team, remember?
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Yeah, are you trying to make us lose?
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It's just a game, Reggie.
Hey, that reminds me!
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Why can't you play games in the jungle?
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Because there's always
gonna be a cheetah!
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Just take the game seriously!
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Hey, Quips. Try not to upset Reginald.
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Aw, why would I want
to upset the little guy?
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He gets upset if people
don't take the game seriously.
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I hear you, loud and clear Skips.
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Good. Okay, Reginald. You're up.
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Good luck, Reggie!
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I don't need luck. I was
a communications major.
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Bacon?
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Bacon.
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He just said that!
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Uh, bacon!
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It isn't bacon!
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C'mon! Are you sure
its not bacon? Zingo!
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Time!
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Fire engine! It is a fire engine!
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You would have got it if you
didn't keep guessing "bacon"!
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But guessing "Bacon" is way
funnier than guessing "Fire Engine."
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Look, it got a side of eggs.
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That is a Dalmatian!
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Dalmatian?
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I majored in communications!
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Maybe it's time for a refresher course,
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cuz' all you're
communicating here is that
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you don't know how to
draw a Dalmatian. Zingo!
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What?! No one tells me that
I need a refresher course!
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That was a bit harsh, Quips.
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"Drawsome" is supposed to be a
safe space, free of judgement.
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Aw. Is Baby upset?
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Is he gonna call the "Waahmbulance"?
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How dare you!
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Whoa, whoa! Okay buddy.
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You were right, Skips,
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he does get upset when people
don't take the game seriously.
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Maybe somebody should tell
him it's just a game. Zingo!
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SILENCE!
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Skips!
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Smooth move, Quips
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He missed out on a great punch line.
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Hey Reginald, you might wanna
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get some help for your anger issues.
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It could lead to high blood pressure.
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That's a dangerous
health risk for a baby.
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I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
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Just take a deep breath, man.
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We're all just here
to draw some pictures.
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Quips, you gotta stop!
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I haven't been this claustrophobic
since before I was born.
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Talk about a "womb with a view."
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At least he's not closin'
the walls in on us.
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Great idea!
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Aw, why did you say that?
We're gonna get crushed!
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It was a joke.
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Skips, Skips!
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Somebody woke up on the
wrong side of the crib. Zingo!
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Calm down, man. Have some 7-layer dip.
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Jeez. I didn't mean to
get you all "rattled"!
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Skips! Did you see what I did there?
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I used "Rattle"! Can't
this guy take a joke?
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Ok, Funnyman! If you're
so fond of your jokes,
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why don't you listen
to some of your own?
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Where do sheep go to get their haircuts?
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To the "baa-baa" shop.
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Why was the broom late for
school? It "over-swept".
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How do you catch a
fish on your computer?
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With the "Inter-Net".
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This guy is pure gold!
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Don't worry, Skips. I'll just
tell Reggie some more jokes.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Seriously. As soon
as I get him laughing,
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he'll let us out for an encore.
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He's not gonna laugh at your jokes!
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Sure he will!
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Maybe he just has a problem
with understanding them.
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THE BABY IS NOT THE
PROBLEM HERE, YOU ARE!!
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What do you mean?
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All you do is tell bad jokes!
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What?! People love those jokes!
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No they don't!
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Quips, you're not funny!
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Skips, are you alright?
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Yeah, I've been worse.
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I had no idea that you guys
didn't think I was funny.
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I thought you all called me "Quips"
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because my last name is "Quippenger".
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No, it's because your
always telling jokes.
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Yeah, really bad jokes.
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Rigby! Look, Quips, I know
you really wanna be a comedian,
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but it's just really
annoying when you're always
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trying out your material on us.
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I'm sorry, everybody. I had no idea.
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I just really thought you guys
all thought I was hilarious.
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I wish you had told me this sooner.
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That's okay.
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This must be why I got fired
from the comedy club. Zingo!
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Sorry, sorry! Just kidding.
I promise I'll stop now.
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Actually, I think I know a place
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where you're jokes just might work.
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Why do clowns love telling jokes?
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Because they "nose" what's funny! Zingo!
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That's a better audience for him.
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Um, yeah.
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