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You guys have all your assignments for today.

Oh, and don't forget that tonight is Game Night.

Ah yeah! Game Night!

What are we playing?

Yeah, Skips, what are we playing?

Tonight, we will be playing Drawsome.

Alright. I love me some Drawsome.

Who else is showing up to this Drawsome event?

I got a giant baby,

Gary, and my cousin, Quips.

What?

Your cousin Quips is really annoying.

Yeah, man, he's always telling lame jokes.

What are you guys talking about?

Come on, every other word out of that

guy's mouth is some annoying joke.

Yeah, some joke that isn't funny.

Come on, guys! His jokes aren't that bad!

And then he said, "Yes, I do!"

Alright, seriously last one, cause I got to go.

What?

Hey wait, I didn't get to finish my punchline!

Aw well, he's probably already heard my routine.

Heeey, who's ready for some funny?

Ugh!

You guys all remember my cousin, Quips.

Hey, Quips.

Hey, Benson. Nice to see ya.

Speaking of "see ya",

what did one ocean say to the other ocean?

"'Sea' ya later!"

I don't get it.

Oh, well, an ocean is a body of water, and a sea is also––

I don't care.

A little more care will get you more hair. Zingo!

Ugh!

Hello, Quips.

Pops, looking good.

In fact, you look amazing.

Just a compliment, don't get a big head.

Oops, too late!

Zammo!

And of course Muscle Man, you love the jokes,

why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bay-gulls!

I got a whole bait about bodies of water.

What? You say you want another one?

We didn't say anything.

What did the lake say to the puddle?

Come on, Quips. Let's get you unpacked.

You probably want to lie down after your trip.

Guess it's time to get this comedy show on the road.

And by comedy show, I mean me! Zingo!

Dude, he's even worst then last time.

Yeah Skips, tell your cousin that if he can't stop telling jokes,

then he's gotta get outta here.

I can't just do that! I invited him here.

No one told you to get rid of your brother

Down when he visited.

That's because everyone loved him!

I tried to get rid of him!

Ugh! Alright fine, I'll tell him soon.

Wow guys, those coughs sound pretty serious.

You guys should see a doctor.

Oh, that reminds me, why did the clown go to the doctor?

He was feeling a little funny!

I set up the extra cot for ya.

Make yourself at home

Could I also make myself 6 feet tall and handsome? Zingo!

Look Quips, I gotta tell you something.

Wait, I need to tell you something.

I just really appreciate you letting me hang out, Skips.

Uh-huh.

I actually got fired from the comedy club,

and I needed to hang out with family and friends.

This weekend is really gonna help me get my confidence back.

Sorry. Didn't mean to get so serious.

Don't worry! I'm gonna take a walk

and come back funnier than ever.

Zingo!

Whoo's ready for some Drawsome?

Drawsome! Whoo!

I brought my pencil.

Gimme somethin' to right on, man!

Wait, did you talk to your cousin?

I...uh...

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Radio!

You're supposed to go "Radio, who?"

Radio, who?

"Radio" not, here I come! Zingo!

It's funny cuz' I said "Zingo!" at the end.

And I see you brought a #2 Pencil.

Do pencils even go #Number 2?

Maybe after too many beans.

Do pencils even eat beans?

I mean, am I right, guys? What that all about?

So, who's ready to get started? You guys all in?

Wait here, just a second.

Wait! You guys can't leave!

Yes, we can.

There's no way I'm playing "Drawsome" with that flop factory!

Yeah! He's not funny.

Wait, Mordecai and Rigby!

You guys have to stay! You know you owe me.

Alright, I guess we'll stay.

Hey, you guys puttin' up paper?

Yeah.

What did the guy paper, say to the girl paper,

when he picked her up for a date?

I like your pad. Get it? Like a pad of paper!

Hello.

Aw, dip!

Whoo! Yeah! This dip is great!

What's your secret?

A cosmic chef, never reveals his methods.

Hey, have you heard the one about the chef in space?

He was famous for his spaghetti and "meteorballs".

Meteorballs?

Yeah, I'm still working on it.

Uh, okay everyone. Let's get this game night rolling.

Uh, lobster!

Crustacean!

Shrimp!

Jumbo Shrimp!

Yes!

Go, Gary, Go!

Is that Pops?

Oh, villain!

Your mom?

Your mom's boyfriend?

Time's up!

Man in the moon! It was "Man in the moon"!

Wow! For real?

I really thought that was your mom's boyfriend. Zingo!

How you catch a unique lion?

"Unique" up on it. Zingo!

How do you catch a tame lion?

"Tame" way. Zingo!

Dude, is this Game Night or Lame Night?

Yeah, we came here to play Drawsome, not listen to jokes!

Guys, guys! Call me crazy, but maybe if you laughed more,

you'd have a better time.

And maybe, you'll even draw better.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

You're on our team, remember?

Yeah, are you trying to make us lose?

It's just a game, Reggie. Hey, that reminds me!

Why can't you play games in the jungle?

Because there's always gonna be a cheetah!

Just take the game seriously!

Hey, Quips. Try not to upset Reginald.

Aw, why would I want to upset the little guy?

He gets upset if people don't take the game seriously.

I hear you, loud and clear Skips.

Good. Okay, Reginald. You're up.

Good luck, Reggie!

I don't need luck. I was a communications major.

Bacon?

Bacon.

He just said that!

Uh, bacon!

It isn't bacon!

C'mon! Are you sure its not bacon? Zingo!

Time!

Fire engine! It is a fire engine!

You would have got it if you didn't keep guessing "bacon"!

But guessing "Bacon" is way funnier than guessing "Fire Engine."

Look, it got a side of eggs.

That is a Dalmatian!

Dalmatian?

I majored in communications!

Maybe it's time for a refresher course,

cuz' all you're communicating here is that

you don't know how to draw a Dalmatian. Zingo!

What?! No one tells me that I need a refresher course!

That was a bit harsh, Quips.

"Drawsome" is supposed to be a safe space, free of judgement.

Aw. Is Baby upset?

Is he gonna call the "Waahmbulance"?

How dare you!

Whoa, whoa! Okay buddy.

You were right, Skips,

he does get upset when people don't take the game seriously.

Maybe somebody should tell him it's just a game. Zingo!

SILENCE!

Skips!

Smooth move, Quips

He missed out on a great punch line.

Hey Reginald, you might wanna

get some help for your anger issues.

It could lead to high blood pressure.

That's a dangerous health risk for a baby.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

Just take a deep breath, man.

We're all just here to draw some pictures.

Quips, you gotta stop!

I haven't been this claustrophobic since before I was born.

Talk about a "womb with a view."

At least he's not closin' the walls in on us.

Great idea!

Aw, why did you say that? We're gonna get crushed!

It was a joke.

Skips, Skips!

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the crib. Zingo!

Calm down, man. Have some 7-layer dip.

Jeez. I didn't mean to get you all "rattled"!

Skips! Did you see what I did there?

I used "Rattle"! Can't this guy take a joke?

Ok, Funnyman! If you're so fond of your jokes,

why don't you listen to some of your own?

Where do sheep go to get their haircuts?

To the "baa-baa" shop.

Why was the broom late for school? It "over-swept".

How do you catch a fish on your computer?

With the "Inter-Net".

This guy is pure gold!

Don't worry, Skips. I'll just tell Reggie some more jokes.

What? What are you talking about?

Seriously. As soon as I get him laughing,

he'll let us out for an encore.

He's not gonna laugh at your jokes!

Sure he will!

Maybe he just has a problem with understanding them.

THE BABY IS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE, YOU ARE!!

What do you mean?

All you do is tell bad jokes!

What?! People love those jokes!

No they don't!

Quips, you're not funny!

Skips, are you alright?

Yeah, I've been worse.

I had no idea that you guys didn't think I was funny.

I thought you all called me "Quips"

because my last name is "Quippenger".

No, it's because your always telling jokes.

Yeah, really bad jokes.

Rigby! Look, Quips, I know you really wanna be a comedian,

but it's just really annoying when you're always

trying out your material on us.

I'm sorry, everybody. I had no idea.

I just really thought you guys all thought I was hilarious.

I wish you had told me this sooner.

That's okay.

This must be why I got fired from the comedy club. Zingo!

Sorry, sorry! Just kidding. I promise I'll stop now.

Actually, I think I know a place

where you're jokes just might work.

Why do clowns love telling jokes?

Because they "nose" what's funny! Zingo!

That's a better audience for him.

Um, yeah.