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Ah, stuff so good.
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Mama mia.
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Thanks for driving.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Man, who knew pizza can be so good.
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Uh, that's kinda it's thing.
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Go, go.
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Shh, Shh.
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Come on, come on.
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No way man. No way.
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Here it comes.
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Ugh! Man!
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Told ya.
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So, what do you guys wanna do... now?
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What?
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That was painful, bro.
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What was?
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That.
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You guys were watching me!? Ugh, geez.
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Dude, bro, when are
you gonna seal the deal?
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You've been like wanting to
kiss Margaret for years now.
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This is real talk.
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What? What do you guys know?
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I'm just... waiting
for the right moment.
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Bro, you gotta make the moment. Watch.
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Did you have fun tonight, babe.
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I always do.
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I hope you saved room for desert.
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Hmm, seems simple enough.
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Ugh, you guys don't get it!
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It's not easy for me. I try.
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Really?
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I mean, I've had some chances
in the past that didn't work out,
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but it's just gotta
feel right, you know.
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Uhh, I don't know.
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I don't know what's wrong with me.
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Sounds like you need
some extra excentive, bro.
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Yeah, like what?
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Okay, it's Sunday.
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If you kiss Margaret by midnight Friday,
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I'll wear a diaper for a whole week.
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Whooa, now we'll talking!
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Alright, I can do that.
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But of course, if you don't kiss her,
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you've gotta wear the
diaper for a whole week.
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Aw, what? I don't know.
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This is probably the
dumbest idea I've ever heard.
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Hey, you already want
to kiss her, right?
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So all you gotta do is kiss her.
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Then you can laugh at me in a diaper.
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It's a win-win, bro.
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Alright, I'll do it.
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Aw, man! I got you good!
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You'll gonna wear a diaper for a week!
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He's never gonna do it!
He's never gonna do it!
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Diaper time!
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Your so bad.
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Betting big time huh?
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It's no big deal. I
just have to kiss her.
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Oh no!
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I have to kiss Margaret
before mid night Friday!
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Dude, we've been here for an hour.
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You gonna ask her out, or what?
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I'm working up to it. Here she comes.
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Act natural.
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Hey guys.
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Dude, that glass is empty.
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Oh yeah, it is.
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So, do you want to hang out tonight?
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Like a date?
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Yeah, like a hangout, or chillsesh,
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whatever you like to call it.
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Sorry, I can't.
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I mean, it could be a group thing too.
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No, I mean I can't
tonight, I have class.
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I'm free Friday night though.
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Sure, sounds great.
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Cool. See you then.
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See ya.
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Dude, Friday!?
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The bet would practically be over then.
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Yeah man.
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And if that date was awkward
like that conversation was,
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Margaret's never gonna let you kiss her.
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It's cool.
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It just means I have
some time to get ready.
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Big night, dude. How're you feeling?
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You know, I'm actually
feeling pretty good.
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That's good. But I do
have one piece of advice.
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You gotta pack a mint, bro.
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That's what I was gonna
say. How did you know?
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Everybody knows that.
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I got it covered.
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Mints, gum, strips, breath
spray, toothbrush, floss.
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Remember, you got till twelve tonight.
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Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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Think he'll really do it?
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Not a chance.
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Wanna follow him?
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Yeah-a!
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Hey, Mordecai.
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Hey. You look nice.
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Thanks, you too. Should we get going?
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Ye-yeah. Your chairette, m'lady.
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Thanks again for letting
me borrow your car.
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Hey, it would be nice having you
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to drive me around for a change.
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Makes me feel special.
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Yeah.
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You nervous about something?
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Why would I be nervous?
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Oh man, I haven't seen
a movie in forever.
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What do you see?
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How 'bout Oopsie Daisy?
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What?
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Oopsie Daisy.
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You know, starring
Jannie Rachel as Daisy?
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The woman who meets
the perfect man--?
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"Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe"!
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I didn't know it was out yet!
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Come on, we have to see
it, I love Bucktooth Bob!
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Really? But I thought
we see Oopsie Daisy.
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It's got a heartwarming
story, some romance.
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Boring! Come on, let's have some laughs.
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Two for "Bucktooth Bob Goes to Europe".
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Man, what the heck is
this? A boot washer?
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What do you call this place?
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The Eiffel tower.
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"I-fell" tower?
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More like "He-fell" tower.
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Ah, oh my gosh, my stomach.
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It hurts. That was so good.
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Yeah, ha.
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I had a really great
time tonight, Mordecai.
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Yeah, me too.
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I had a really great time tonight.
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Ugh, like get a room, right?
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Yeah, ha.
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Well, I guess it's
getting kinda late, so--.
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What? No, no,
it's only 11:2--.
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11:25!?
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Yeah see, so maybe I should go.
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No no. Come on, I'm having too much fun.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah. Look, there's one more
place I need to take you.
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Alright, I'm game.
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It's beautiful.
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Yeah, this is one of my
favorite places in the park.
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Let's go sit by the water.
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Sure.
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Just one kiss. You can do this.
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Just--. Ahh! What
are you guys doing?
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Six minutes till diaper time, bro.
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You gonna make your move,
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or just keep talking to
your reflection all night?
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I was just about to do it.
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Mordecai! You coming?
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Yeah, just a sec.
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Better get out there.
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Right. This is gotta be perfect.
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I think you're good, bro.
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Uh, seriously dude, you should stop.
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Mordecai!
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Coming!
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What happened?
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Hey, where you going?
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It got really cold all of a sudden.
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I think we should go back.
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Ugh, it's frozen shut.
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Aw man! We gotta get outta here!
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But got to see if he does it!
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Muscle Man? Rigby?
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What are you guys doing here?
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And see who does what?
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You better tell her about the bet, bro.
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Bet? What bet?
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Uh, well see, it wasn't a bet persay.
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I just said I would kiss
you by Friday at midnight,
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and if I didn't, I have to
wear a diaper for a week.
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What?
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See, but if I did kiss you,
183
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then Muscle Man would wear the diaper,
184
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so yeah, it was pretty much a bet.
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So you bet Muscle Man
that you could kiss me!?
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Well, it was more than he
would kiss you, not could.
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QUIET, RIGBY! I can't
believe you, Mordecai!
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Here I thought we were having
a great time on a fun date,
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and it was all for a dumb bet!?
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Yeah,
but--.
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Margaret, wait!
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Nice going, bro.
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Margaret!
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Margaret! Your gonna freeze out here!
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I don't care!
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I'd wear a diaper for
the rest of my life
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if only you forgive me
for how dumb I was being.
199
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What is wrong with
you? You always do this.
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Everytime it seems like
we're getting so close,
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you throw me for a loop.
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I don't know what's wrong with me!?
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It's just that,
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you're like one of my best friends, and
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I get all weird when I'm around you.
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Sometimes I don't know
what to do about it.
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How 'bout you start
being honest with me?
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That would be a good start.
209
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And you better talk fast.
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Yeah your right, okay.
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Look, I really just
wanted this kiss to happen,
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and I lost sight of being a good friend.
213
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And the only reason I took the bet was
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to give me extra confidence
to go through with it.
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Which, didn't even work anyways,
216
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but really it's all because, I LIKE YOU!
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What time is it?
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Who cares?
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No, really. What time is it?
220
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11:59.
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Oh my gosh! No! No!
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Have a nice week, diaper boy.
223
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Aw man! This is too good.
224
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Wait, why's he smiling?
225
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YOU'RE RUINING MY PICTURE!
226
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Yeah, why you so happy!?
227
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I'm happy cause I realize
228
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Margaret was actually having
a great time on the date,
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and that means she must like me.
230
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Which means, that I have a
chance to kiss her one day.
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You mean we have to
keep waiting and waiting
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to see if you will
do something about it?
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Hey, it's gotta be the right moment.
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I bet you he never does it.
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You're... on.
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