Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,398 --> 00:00:11,828
A thousand years ago, in
the most ancient of dojos,
2
00:00:12,068 --> 00:00:15,448
the most delicious sandwich
in the world entered our realm.
3
00:00:17,198 --> 00:00:20,578
The only problem is if you
eat it wrong... You die.
4
00:00:21,508 --> 00:00:24,508
Fortunately, men discovered
the correct way to eat it.
5
00:00:24,688 --> 00:00:27,138
With cut-off jean shorts
and the proper haircut.
6
00:00:27,338 --> 00:00:30,468
Death Sandwich! Death Sandwich!
7
00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:34,738
If you don't eat it right,
you're gonna DIE tonight!
8
00:00:34,738 --> 00:00:38,708
It's the Death
Sandwi-i-i-i-i-i-ich!
9
00:00:38,938 --> 00:00:41,938
So come on down to
"Death-Kwon-Do Pizza & Subs".
10
00:00:42,028 --> 00:00:44,708
And remember, eat it right or you die!
11
00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:57,088
How may I help you? You guys?!
12
00:00:58,938 --> 00:01:01,958
So, you have the nerve
to look me in the eye
13
00:01:02,268 --> 00:01:05,358
after nearly destroying
my Death-Kwon-Do business.
14
00:01:05,508 --> 00:01:07,178
Look, we're sorry about that, man.
15
00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:09,378
But hey, it looks like
you really bounced back.
16
00:01:09,558 --> 00:01:12,288
Got this whole sandwich
gig going on, looking good.
17
00:01:13,758 --> 00:01:16,558
You're lucky forgiveness
is one of the many virtues
18
00:01:16,558 --> 00:01:19,268
of Death-Kwon-Do. So
what can I get you?
19
00:01:19,428 --> 00:01:20,828
The Death Sandwich!
20
00:01:20,908 --> 00:01:22,828
To receive the Death Sandwich,
21
00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:25,598
you must first sign
this waiver of death.
22
00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:26,778
Yeah, sure. Let's do it.
23
00:01:26,308 --> 00:01:26,908
Why not?
24
00:01:28,538 --> 00:01:30,848
Alright, I'll have that
out for you in a minute.
25
00:01:44,558 --> 00:01:47,178
One Death Sandwich.
26
00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:52,868
But, remember. If you
don't eat it right, you die.
27
00:01:53,108 --> 00:01:54,558
Yeah, yeah. Wear
mullets and jean shorts.
28
00:01:54,558 --> 00:01:54,978
We got it.
29
00:01:56,228 --> 00:01:59,048
Man, I'm about to tear this thing up!
30
00:02:00,998 --> 00:02:01,798
Whoa, wait.
31
00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,648
We gotta get mullets
and cut-offs first.
32
00:02:03,828 --> 00:02:06,848
Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now I will take lunch!
33
00:02:06,908 --> 00:02:11,648
Death Sandwich! Death
Sandwich! Death Sandwich!
34
00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,668
Well, well, well.
35
00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:18,938
Looks like it's time
for a little payback.
36
00:02:19,248 --> 00:02:22,578
Let's see how they like it when
somebody else steals their sandwich.
37
00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:26,228
Death Sandwich! Death Sandwich!
38
00:02:26,228 --> 00:02:26,848
Aw, what?
39
00:02:26,848 --> 00:02:27,308
Benson!
40
00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,448
Whoa, are you alright?
41
00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:33,268
It really is a death sandwich.
42
00:02:33,288 --> 00:02:34,578
Death sandwich?!
43
00:02:34,648 --> 00:02:37,088
Why would you buy something
that kills people!?
44
00:02:37,088 --> 00:02:39,048
Why would you eat somebody's sandwich?
45
00:02:39,048 --> 00:02:40,648
Come on, guys. This is serious.
46
00:02:40,798 --> 00:02:42,578
We gotta get Benson a cure
from the Death Sandwich
47
00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:43,428
before it's too late.
48
00:02:44,648 --> 00:02:45,758
Dude, you gotta help us.
49
00:02:45,888 --> 00:02:47,708
Our boss ate the Death Sandwich wrong.
50
00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:49,708
What? How could this have happened?
51
00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:50,688
We left it in the kitchen,
52
00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:51,958
and Benson came and ate it.
53
00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:54,908
It is clearly stated in the waiver
54
00:02:55,268 --> 00:02:57,998
that the Sandwich should
never be left unaccompanied
55
00:02:57,998 --> 00:03:00,088
under any circumstances!
56
00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:01,668
You didn't read the waiver?
57
00:03:01,888 --> 00:03:03,468
Now, if you would excuse me,
58
00:03:03,468 --> 00:03:05,338
I have a business to conduct.
59
00:03:05,468 --> 00:03:06,668
Good day, gentlemen.
60
00:03:06,778 --> 00:03:08,228
But our boss is gonna die!
61
00:03:08,228 --> 00:03:10,628
If the Sandwich is so dangerous,
62
00:03:10,628 --> 00:03:12,848
then why don't you just
take me to the hospital?
63
00:03:12,998 --> 00:03:15,428
Yeah, you're probably
right. Let's get outta here.
64
00:03:17,088 --> 00:03:20,228
I'm afraid that would
be a fatal mistake.
65
00:03:22,048 --> 00:03:25,708
Your boss is now far beyond
the help of Western medicine.
66
00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:27,598
Well, then, what are we supposed to do?
67
00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:31,178
His only chance of survival
now is to see my Sensei,
68
00:03:31,338 --> 00:03:34,068
the Grand Master
of Death-Kwon-Do.
69
00:03:34,428 --> 00:03:37,778
He is the protector of
the Sandwich of Life.
70
00:03:38,138 --> 00:03:39,378
What's the Sandwich of Life?
71
00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:43,068
It is the only known cure
for the Death Sandwich.
72
00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:46,468
He will listen to your
request, and if he agrees,
73
00:03:46,468 --> 00:03:48,628
he will let Benson have a taste.
74
00:03:49,048 --> 00:03:53,088
One bite from the sandwich
will cure him instantly.
75
00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:55,448
All right, let's do
this. What's his address?
76
00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:57,268
I'm afraid it is not that simple.
77
00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,028
No mere outsider is
allowed before the Sensei.
78
00:04:00,248 --> 00:04:02,248
I must accompany you on your journey.
79
00:04:02,398 --> 00:04:04,028
But time is of the essence.
80
00:04:04,248 --> 00:04:06,938
If your boss does not take
a bite from the Sandwich
81
00:04:06,938 --> 00:04:10,308
of Life within six hours, he will die.
82
00:04:18,288 --> 00:04:19,108
What's gonna happen to him
83
00:04:19,108 --> 00:04:21,398
if we can't get the Sandwich
of life in six hours?
84
00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:24,248
His body will undergo
six stages of agony
85
00:04:24,428 --> 00:04:26,778
while speeding towards
his inevitable death.
86
00:04:26,908 --> 00:04:30,428
His face will turn green
and he'll begin to choke.
87
00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,358
That's what was happening
to him in the kitchen!
88
00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:35,828
Yes. Soon after, his
face will start to burn.
89
00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:38,158
It burns!
90
00:04:38,228 --> 00:04:43,138
Benson's intestines will begin
to melt and leak out of his body.
91
00:04:44,028 --> 00:04:46,888
He will shriek in pain,
but no one will hear it,
92
00:04:46,888 --> 00:04:50,308
because his vocal chords will
have long since evaporated.
93
00:04:50,598 --> 00:04:52,338
But then he'll regain
his vocal chords...
94
00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:58,428
Only to cry out for mercy in ancient
dialects long since forgotten.
95
00:04:58,668 --> 00:05:00,668
I'm pretty sure you can go 65 here.
96
00:05:05,108 --> 00:05:07,648
I'm gonna go request a
meeting with the Sensei
97
00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:09,288
You guys just wait here.
98
00:05:15,598 --> 00:05:16,888
Okay, minor setback.
99
00:05:16,888 --> 00:05:18,738
I forgot to mention
that me and the Sensei
100
00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:19,978
kind of had a falling out.
101
00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:23,778
It's time for Plan B.
102
00:05:23,998 --> 00:05:25,138
What's Plan B?
103
00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:28,108
We sneak in and take
the sandwich by force.
104
00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,198
Here, Benson.
105
00:05:29,558 --> 00:05:32,138
You're gonna need the
power of Death-Kwon-Do.
106
00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:34,138
What, I just have to put these on?
107
00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:35,688
Not quite.
108
00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:44,758
The Sandwich of Life is at
the very top of the mountain.
109
00:05:45,308 --> 00:05:46,978
Come now. We move as one!
110
00:05:50,778 --> 00:05:51,688
Hey, stop!
111
00:05:52,998 --> 00:05:55,108
Quickly! Into the first chamber!
112
00:05:58,738 --> 00:06:01,248
Things will become
increasingly more difficult
113
00:06:01,248 --> 00:06:04,028
as we approach the sandwich. Be ready.
114
00:06:08,338 --> 00:06:11,888
...I mean Step of Death!
115
00:06:12,228 --> 00:06:13,068
That reminds me.
116
00:06:13,268 --> 00:06:14,908
In this room, you must say,
117
00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,378
"Step of Death" every time you step,
118
00:06:17,538 --> 00:06:19,558
or you will plummet to your death.
119
00:06:19,688 --> 00:06:21,068
Almost slipped my mind.
120
00:06:21,178 --> 00:06:23,308
Step of Death! Step of
Death! Step of Death!
121
00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:23,938
Step of Death!
122
00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:24,708
Step of Death!
123
00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:25,468
Step of Death!
124
00:06:26,198 --> 00:06:27,708
Step of Death! Step of Death!
125
00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:29,198
Step of Death!
126
00:06:29,908 --> 00:06:30,758
Step of Death!
127
00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:32,228
Step of Death!
128
00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:35,648
Step of Death!
129
00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:24,158
Agga dagga dume tu kara tu...
130
00:07:24,398 --> 00:07:25,708
We're almost to the top, Benson.
131
00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:26,668
Don't give up just yet.
132
00:07:26,668 --> 00:07:28,998
The Sensei is through that door.
133
00:07:34,108 --> 00:07:35,358
Is that your Sensei?
134
00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:40,088
Yes. And that sandwich right
there is the Sandwich of Life.
135
00:07:40,428 --> 00:07:42,268
Which one? There's two of them.
136
00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:44,708
It's the on the organic multi-grain.
137
00:07:44,908 --> 00:07:48,378
Opposite, we have the
deadliest sandwich known to man
138
00:07:48,848 --> 00:07:51,268
the Double Death Sandwich.
139
00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:54,738
Just let me address the Sensei.
140
00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:56,198
He might still be mad at me.
141
00:08:00,158 --> 00:08:00,938
Sensei...
142
00:08:01,288 --> 00:08:04,158
You got a lot of nerve coming back here
143
00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:05,688
after what you pulled.
144
00:08:05,798 --> 00:08:06,998
Forgive me, Sensei...
145
00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:08,068
What did you do?
146
00:08:09,268 --> 00:08:13,578
I took him off the streets
and raised him like my own son.
147
00:08:13,938 --> 00:08:18,448
He repaid me by stealing the
recipe for the Death Sandwich
148
00:08:18,448 --> 00:08:21,598
and mass producing without permission!
149
00:08:21,888 --> 00:08:25,308
I will accept full responsibility
for my crimes against the school.
150
00:08:25,508 --> 00:08:27,978
But there is now a more
pressing matter at hand.
151
00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:30,488
Our friend Benson is about to die
152
00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:32,798
from eating the Death
Sandwich incorrectly.
153
00:08:33,048 --> 00:08:37,248
We humbly request that you bestow
the Sandwich of Life upon him.
154
00:08:38,888 --> 00:08:40,978
You must be a real fool.
155
00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:42,338
Did you honestly think
156
00:08:42,338 --> 00:08:46,028
I'd just hand over the
Sandwich of Life? Kill them!
157
00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:57,908
You don't deserve the
powers of Death-Kwon-Do!
158
00:09:39,998 --> 00:09:42,998
Agga dagga... sanoubi...
159
00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:46,688
He says that he forgives you.
160
00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:50,288
It's too bad he'll never taste
from the Sandwich of Life.
161
00:09:51,308 --> 00:09:54,178
Sensei, no! Not the
Double Death Sandwich!
162
00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:55,228
Order up!
163
00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,138
The Bicycle Kick of Death!
164
00:10:04,398 --> 00:10:05,138
Now!
165
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:13,798
Come on...
166
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:20,268
What's happening?
167
00:10:20,488 --> 00:10:22,048
The mountain is self-destructing!
168
00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:28,338
Use the Death Jump!
169
00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:42,578
Thanks so much.
170
00:10:42,578 --> 00:10:44,198
I don't know how we can ever repay you.
171
00:10:44,308 --> 00:10:46,578
I'll probably think of something.
172
00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:49,668
So come on down to
"Death-Kwon-Do Pizza & Subs"
173
00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:52,048
at the Two Peaks Mall. And remember...
174
00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:53,998
Eat it right, or you die!
12935
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof