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Ah mon amor our love is like the sun bright and hot

but it burns everything it touches

But it longs for its destructive heat

My darling our love is too intense for us

to be together for an extended period of time

Only a part when we understand the depths of our love

Must you go?

I must and when I return after one weekend

our reunion will be awesome

How awesome will it be?

We can only find out after I return

This movie sucks!

It's called "The Longest Weekend"

I thought it was going to be about a party

Shhhhh

Adieu monamor

I can not leave you even for a weekend

"Fin"? Fin this!

Well that was a waste of money

"Longest Weekend"?

More like longest waste of time

I know that thing was like three hours long

Come on you guys you survived

Admit it that movie was terrible

Okay it was pretty bad

I thought it was a beautiful movie

it really spoke to me

The only thing speaking to me is my stomach

What's that boy? You want some chilli dogs?

Come on everyone let's go get some dogs

Wait a minute Mitch

Huh?

That movie made me wonder

if we're taking our love for granted

What are talking about babe?

Well we're too close

there's no space between us for our love to grow

We need to spend the weekend apart

to test the strength of our love

But babe we had plans to hang out all weekend

If we can't get through two days apart

how are going to stay together forever?

If we can't make it on our own

then we should break up

Uhh?

Don't you think our love is strong enough?

Yeah but--?

Then prove to me you love me

by staying away from me for a weekend

You know I'll do anything for you Starla

Perfect Then meet me at the clocktower Sunday at midnight

And not a moment before

Of course b--

Shhhh Adieu monamor

Adieu

Uhh are you sure this is a good idea Starla?

Of course it is Sometimes you got to put love to the test

Whoa harsh

Yeah are you going to be alright Muscle Man?

Pff I'll be fine

When it comes to the ladies

sometimes you just got to play the game

The game?

Yeah man When she says "Stay away" you stay away

I don't know dude

You two spend a lot of time together

Look who here knows more

about the ladies me or Single McSingleton?

Pff Alright Muscle Man good luck

Whatever losers I'm gonna get through this weekend no problem

And I'm gonna get through all by myself

Alright! Time to stay away from Starla the easy way

With television Click

Are you ready couch potatoes?!

Yeah I'm ready!

It's time for " Couples Crush"

Their love is crushing all!

There're really goin' at it!

Oh man! Starla would love this!

Relax Muscle Man

You gotta give your lady her space

Mitch! Why aren't you calling to tell me about this?

Get it together man! Get it together

I miss you Mitch

Are you trying to ignore me?!

NO!

Oh really? Then why haven't you called?

But you said if I did we'd have to break up!

Mitch! I didn't mean it

Call me!

Just pick up the phone!

Mitch I miss you!

Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!

Chillin' in the pool!

Ch-ch-ch-chillin'

Drinkin' sodas lookin' cool!

Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!

Paper bag and do it right!

Ch-ch-ch-chillin'!

Paper bag"ll keep the soda cold all night!

Chillin'

Dudes!

Dudes I need your help!!

Chill out Muscle Man

Yeah have a soda

Here ya go!

This isn't the time for soda!

This "Starla" thing is freaking me out!

I see her everywhere!

In my soup in my chicken nuggets

it's driving me crazy!

If I don't get some help I'm gonna call her

and she's gonna dump me!

Dude it's only for the weekend

We'll help you through this

You can count on us!

Thanks guys

Why hasn't Mitch called me yet?!

Doesn't he love me?

Oh Starla Muscle Man totally loves you

Then why hasn't he called me yet?

Because you said if he did you'd dump him

Well I didn't mean it!

He should know the difference between

me meaning things and me not meaning things

Starla there's no way he can guess

what you're thinking all the time

That's impossible

It should be possible

Oh come on! If you miss him so much

why don't you just call him?

Because it's a test of our love!!

Yo Rigby! Got any 3's?

Go Fish

I'll be in my trailer

I better take this

Hey Margaret! How's Starla?

Not so good

Muscle Man's not doing much better

This is so dumb

Yeah! I can't believe their doing this over a lame movie

I know! If two people like each other

they should just be together

Yeah! Like us Uh I mean if we liked each other

we would totally be together

and it wouldn't even be a big deal

I mean or if anyone liked each other

Are you feeling okay?

I'm fine I'm just tired

Talk to you later see you at midnight! Bye!

Is the perimeter secure?

Yeah I think Muscle Man's just takin' a nap

Well let's go see how he's doing

Muscle Man?

Yo Muscle Man

Hey man are you okay?

Did your hear me?

Starla! Starla!

We're gonna need some backup!

Starla!

Starla

Starla!

Alright dudes I know Muscle Man looks totally miserable

but we just have to keep watch over him til' midnight

Got it?

Got it!

I'll take first watch

Almost there Muscle Man

Only 15 minutes left to go

That's good

You think you could let me use the bathroom?

Sorry dude

Aw man You don't have to worry

I don't have any need to run away

Just let me hit the bathroom I gotta use it

Alright Just for a minute

In your face!

My lady's love gives me all the strength I need!

Code Red Code Red! We got a runner!

STARLA!

Muscle Man! Stop don't do it!

You have to wait!

I can't! Starla!

STARLA!

Don't cry Starla

Yeah you've only got 10 minutes left

Did you hear something?

I think so

MY BABY NEEDS ME!

Starla!

Starla! Starla!

Dude no!

Mitch!

Starla no!

Muscle Man don't do it! She'll break up with you!

30 more seconds!

You promised her you'd wait!

I've waited long enough!

I don't wanna wait anymore!

And I bet Starla doesn't wanna wait anymore either!

STARLA!

MITCH!

Thank you all for helpng me

It was totally worth waiting to prove our love

You guys are true friends

Thanks Muscle Man! It was noth--thing

We probably shoudn't invite them to the movies anymore

Good idea