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So, T.G.I.F., am I right?
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Dude, it's 10 AM, Tuesday.
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Oh, yeah. Tuesdays
ain't good for nothing.
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How 'bout you, Margaret, weekend plans?
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My weekends are all booked up now.
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I'm using them for studying.
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I have to get serious if I want
to transfer out of junior college.
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When are we ever going to hang out?
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Sorry, I don't know.
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Tonight's my last free night,
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but who ever heard of
hanging out on a Tuesday?
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I should probably just study. See ya.
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Man, what's wrong with her?
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Why would you do that to yourself?
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Rigby, she needs our support!
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You heard her, Eileen.
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She wants to transfer colleges.
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What if we never see her again?
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Never see her again?
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Right, Mordecai?
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Yo, Mordecai!
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Mordo, buddy, are you alright?
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Guys, it's Margaret's
last night of freedom!
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Let's surprise her with the
biggest party of her life.
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Dude, yeah!
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That's a great idea!
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T.G.I. Tuesday!
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Huh?
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She gets off work at eight tonight,
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so we only have a few hours.
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First, let's get supplies.
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T.G.I. Tuesday.
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All right, they got
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
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Wow, even Monday.
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Aw, what? Nothing for Tuesday?!
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Hey, ladies, and Eileen.
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Muscle Man, what are you doing here?
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I like to hang around
here on my day's off.
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You know, see where the party's at.
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Yo, Jessie, where's the party at?
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For the hundredth
time, I just work here.
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He'll budge. What are
you lamers doing here?
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We're setting up a party
for Margaret tonight.
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But it's Tuesday.
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Yeah-a! After tonight,
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Tuesday is gonna be the new Friday.
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That's bold, bro.
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This party gets the Muscle
Man seal of approval.
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You chumps need help with anything?
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I bet you chumps do.
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Can you make sure people hear about it?
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We need a huge turn out.
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Huge is my and my mom's middle name.
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I'll see you jerks tonight.
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Muscle Man "Huge" Sorrenstein out!
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Great, now we just need a venue.
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We'll check all the
coolest clubs in town.
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There's no way they're
booked on a Tuesday night.
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Sorry, fellas, but this base is
reserved for shuffleboarding on Tuesdays.
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Women's bridge night.
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You understand that permanently banned
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is plus to Tuesdays to right?
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No! Ain't nobody in this town
hold a party on a Tuesday.
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You hear me?! Nobody!
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These burritos taste like failure.
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Well, do you know what I think?
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I think they taste like hope.
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There's got to be a place
for Margaret's party.
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Well, well, well.
Look at these slackers.
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Not you, Eileen. I don't
know if you're a slacker.
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Look Benson, we'll planning
for something important.
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Wow, sounds really important.
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Yeah, so if we can postpone it...
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So you don't want the
special assignment?
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Right.
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You don't want to board
up the old ballroom?
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Exact--
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Ballroom?!
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Yep, the Parkside Lux.
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This ballroom used to host the
most elegant balls in its day.
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Whoa, were they big?
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Oh, they were huge!
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Last guests trashed it, as you can see.
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Nearly bankrupt the park.
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I wonder who Charlene was?
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Hey Eileen, check this out.
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This place is impossible to clean.
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Believe me, I tried.
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That's why it needs to be boarded up.
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But, Benson, this place is
perfect for Margaret's party.
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Can we please use it?
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If you can clean it.
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Awesome!
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Good luck. You're gonna need it!
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Hey, Mordecai.
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Hey, do you wanna hang out tonight?
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Yes! I mean, yeah, sure, sounds cool.
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Awesome! Meet at the
old ballroom at eight.
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Que Interesante!
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Uh, yep. See ya.
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Que Interesante?! Ugh!
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I just told Margaret.
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Muscle Man's handing
out the invitations.
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I hope he doesn't invite a
lot of people we don't know.
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Hey, completely random strangers!
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Come to this chick's party!
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All right, let's clean this place up.
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But what if it really can't be cleaned?
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That was just reverse psychology.
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Classic Benson.
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Yeah, we'll have this
cleaned up in no time.
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Dude, we got to hurry up.
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Margaret's almost here.
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Look, man. You're my bro.
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I'm happy to help my bro.
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But this place is crazy!
It won't stay clean!
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It's messing with my head.
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That banner!
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I hate you! Charlene!
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Enough!
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What's going on?!
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Evenin', fools!
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Who are you?
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I'm Johnny Emp'r'r.
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And this is Cool Shadé,
and my man, Daryl.
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We are the guardians of this ballroom.
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And y'all are disturbing
the sacred ground.
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What?
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Dude, we're just trying to clean it!
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They don't get it, J.E.
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Yeah, this is how we
like it around here.
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You see, in 1985, we threw the best
party ever, right here in this ballroom.
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A party so fresh, we decided
to leave it in this state
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as a monument to our partying legacy.
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But we need to party here tonight!
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Absolutely not!
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Who parties on a Tuesday
anyway, man? No class.
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You guys don't understand.
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After tonight, we won't
get to see our friend,
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Margaret for a long time.
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It's really important to
me––uh, I mean, us.
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Trying to set up the
ultimate party for your girl.
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Noble.
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Very well.
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If you prove you can
party harder than we did,
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which is impossible,
you may use the ballroom.
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Let's go crazy!
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Hit it!
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Proceed.
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It's go time!
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What was that? Cool
Shadé, school these fools!
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All right! Down low!
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Eileen's turn!
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Yeah! Go, Eileen!
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Go, Eileen!
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I've seen better moves in a funeral!
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Dude, bust out your robot!
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Prepare to witness perfection!
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Go, Mordecai!
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Sloppy, sloppy.
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And now watch the Emp'r'r!
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You guys are doing the same
moves over and over again!
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What?! These moves are as fresh as
the decade from whence they came!
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Your 80s moves blow, man!
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Well, this partying
war just turned cold.
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Mr. Daryl, Mr. Cool Shadé,
let's tear down this hall!
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Parkside Lux Ballroom.
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Margaret's outside!
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What do we do?!
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Just as well, we
schoolin' you pretty bad!
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Yeah, your moves got no 80's
effects, or hand claps, or nothin'!
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Prepare yourselves for
the finishing moves!
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We're gonna die!
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Charlene? So no mortal
has ever seen that, huh?
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No way!
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Not even Charlene?
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She was supposed to.
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This party was for her, but
we partyed so hard and so late,
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our bodies gave out
before we could show her.
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That's why this ballroom
gotta stay this way,
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because she's coming back someday.
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Dude, no. She isn't coming back,
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because the party's gotta stop someday.
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My friend Margaret knows that,
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and if we can't use
this ballroom tonight,
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we may never be able
to party with her again.
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Hey, blue man, this girl, she
sounds pretty important to you.
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She is.
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Then promise her something,
party with her tonight.
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I will.
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Partying on a Tuesday! Ooh! Worthy.
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Surprise!
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This is amazing!
194
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All these people came to
wish you luck on your studies.
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Thanks so much, you guys!
196
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Oh, it was all Mordecai's idea.
197
00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,813
Yeah, he deserves all the credit.
198
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Ha, yeah, well, you know, we won't
be able to hang out for a while,
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so I just--. Ha. I just wanted
it to be special you know.
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That's sweet, but you
don't need to worry.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Awesome.
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Par-tay!
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Man, we should have partied
on Tuesday years ago.
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Word.
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