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Alright, everyone.
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As you know, today is
the annual pie contest.
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And, surprise, surprise,
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we're gonna do it the same as last year.
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Skips, you're on podium duty.
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Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost,
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you guys go and set up the booths.
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Yeah! Later grandmas!
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Pops, you're in charge of decoration.
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Oh, rest assured, it will
be a delight to the senses.
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I'll be in charge of
judging the pie contest.
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Mordecai and Rigby, just go
pick up garbage or something.
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Aw, what?
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Why do we always get the lame jobs?!
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Yeah, why can't we judge the pies?
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Yeah right! You have
no idea what it takes.
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Uh, I'm gonna guess
eating a bunch of pies.
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No, it's not just
eating a bunch of pies!
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Trust me on this, you're not ready.
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Come on, how hard can it
be? I eat pies all the time.
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This isn't a game, Rigby.
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Dude, just give us a chance!
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You always give us jobs we hate.
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If you gave us a job we liked for
once we might actually be good at it!
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I don't have time for this. Go
pick up some trash or your fired.
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Wait!
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Let us be judges!
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You are actually willing to put
yourselves in physical danger
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just so you can judge pies?!
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Okay, fine.
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But I warned you.
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If you come to me wanting
to quit, YOU'RE FIRED!
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Hey, Pops. What kind
of pie did you make?
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This is my cherry tart!
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Put our your hand, put out your hand!
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This is great, Pops!
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I'm so glad to know it would be you two
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who will honor me with
my tenth blue ribbon.
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Hang on, Pops, not so fast!
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There is a chance someone
else's pie will win.
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Yeah, we can't make any promises.
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I understand.
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Then I guess blue ribbon number
ten will just have to wait.
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So what do we have here?
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It's a rubarb tartlet.
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And you're gonna love it.
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Starla put her heart
and soul into this pie.
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Didn't you, baby?
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Okay, judges, judge this!
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Now give her the blue ribbon, ladies.
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Um, we can't just give
Starla the blue ribbon...
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If Starla's rubarb pie doesn't win,
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the next pie you taste
will be thrown in a tube!
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Because you'll be in a hospital
bed, hooked to life support!
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Oh, Mitch!
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Man, that was horrible!
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Judging's a lot harder than it looks.
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But not too hard to judge THAT pie!
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Ahhh, sick!
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I feel sorry for the apples
that died to make this!
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I wonder what sort of
loser made this loser pie.
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Mordecai! Rigby! Hey guys, wait up!
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Oh dude! How much do you want
to bet this is Margaret's pie?
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Hey Margaret, how's it going?
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Ready to try my pie?
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We'd love to, 'cus we're judges...
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Oh, declicious!
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So what do you think?
Here's my score card.
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I won't look right away
if you don't want me to.
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Uhh..huh...we forgot our pencils!
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Dude, judging BLOWS!
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I don't wanna tell people
the truth about their pies!
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I know! If we don't pick Starla,
Muscle Man is gonna freak out on us!
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I can't tell Margaret about her
pie, she'll never talk to me again!
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And what about Pops?
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He almost cried and we
actually liked his pie.
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Everyone's totally
gonna hate us after this.
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Well, well, well.
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Sounds like pie judging is not
as easy as you thought, is it?
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No, it's totally easy.
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Whoa, whoa, don't get all testy.
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What's that?
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Oh this, it's a piece of pie.
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You know what the
best about cleaning is?
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You pretty much get to eat pie all day.
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I don't think I picked a
single piece of trash yet.
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Yeah, judging was the worst.
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Telling people what I
think about their pies,
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hurting their feelings,
crushing their dreams.
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Well, just let me know
when you guys wanna quit.
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Oh wait, you can't,
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because if you do, I get to fire you!
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Happy judging, fellas!
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I don't want to judge
this contest anymore.
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I can it judge it for you.
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What? Who said that?
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I'm over here. Over by the trash can.
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Who are you?
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I'm Promise Pie.
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Cool. Talking pie.
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Dude, don't touch it.
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Wait, I can help you.
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How can you help us?
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I can help you pick the winner.
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- Really?
- Oh yes,
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trust me, it will be as easy as pie.
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Yeah, we'll take a rain check
on the talking pie advice.
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Come on, dude, we have
to do this ourselves.
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There's gotta be a way to judge this
competition without makin' everybody hate us!
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- Dude!
- What?
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I know what we gotta do!
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Dude, what is it?
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Oh, man it's so simple!
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We just gotta give
everyone a perfect score!
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What?
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Yeah, dude! If we give everyone
a ten then everyone wins!
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And nobody hates us.
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Dude, that's actually
a really good idea!
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Yeah, man everybody's gonna be pumped!
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Time to finish judging
this contest right.
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Dude, we did it, we judged
those pies in their faces!
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Yeah, we did!
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Perfect score! Perfect
score! Perfect score!
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But, seriously, dude,
we're never judging again.
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Yeah, man.
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Alright guys, let's go,
it's time to pick a winner.
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Oh, it's cool, we gave everyone
perfect scores, so it's a tie.
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It's totally a tie.
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No! It doesn't work that way!
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Wait, wha?
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In the event of a tie the
judges have to pick a winner
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live in front of all the contestants.
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What?!
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That's right, doesn't seem
so easy anymore, does it?
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- Benson, You gotta help us!
- No way!
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You wanted be judges,
you get to be judges.
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- What do we do?!
- I don't know!
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I gotta think.
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Here's an idea,
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get out there and tell
everybody the truth.
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Dude, we can't do that,
everyone's gonna hate us!
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Well, we have to do something,
if we quit Benson 'll fire us!
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Dude! The pie!
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No, we're not asking that guy for help.
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Do you wanna tell Margaret
how bad her pie was?
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Well, well, well,
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look who's come crawlin' back.
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Can you really help us?
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Of course, I can!
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Just say the word and I'll make
pickin' a winner as easy as pie.
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Okay, but can you
stop talking like that?
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It's making me uncofortable.
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Yeah, me too.
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Oh, sure, I can use my natural voice.
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HOW'S THIS?
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Uh, probably better to
go with the first voice.
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Look, just help us judge the contest.
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Not a problem.
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I'll call you to come
out as soon as it's done.
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Oh, and one more thing,
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no matter what ya hear,
don't come out 'till I say.
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What, why?
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JUST DON'T COME OUT 'TILL I SAY!
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Okay!
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Man, problem solved!
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Babe!
Gimme--
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Promise Pie! What are you doing?!
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I'M NARROWING DOWN THE COMPETITION,
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SO IT'LL BE EASIER FOR YOU TO JUDGE.
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MARGARET! NO!
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What've you done?!
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I knew you guys wouldn't
be able to judge pies!
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Was my pie so terribly bad
that you couldn't judge it?
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POPS, NO!
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POPS, YOUR PIE WAS ONE OF
THE BEST ONES WE TASTED!
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KEEP JUDGING!
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OKAY!
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I GUESS STARLA'S PIE WAS KIND OF OKAY.
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BE HONEST! YOU HAVE
TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST!
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ALRIGHT, FINE!
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STARLA, YOUR PIE WAS GRITTY
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AND IT TASTED LIKE A
SACK OF BUTT CHEEKS!
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It's working!
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SKIPS, NEXT TIME YOU
BAKE, WEAR A HAIRNET, BRO!
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DEATH, THIS WAS TERRIBLE,
STICK TO KILLING PEOPLE!
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HEY, DUDE WITH THE PIE GLASSES!
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THE ONLY THING MORE TASTELESS
THAN YOUR GLASSES WAS YOUR PIE!
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SCABITHA,
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YOUR PIE WAS SOGGY, AND
I FOUND A BANDAGE IN IT!
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MARGARET,
YOUR PIE--!
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YOUR PIE!
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IT WAS THE WORST PIE I'VE EVER SEEN!
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SOMEHOW IT WAS BURNED AND
RAW, IT TASTED LIKE BARF!
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Sorry, Margaret.
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Pops, your pie was the best,
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you're the clear winner!
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Yeah, here's your ribbon, man.
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Good Show! Jolly good show!
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What about me, fellas?
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What about you?
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I think it's time to put
you back in the trash.
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MORDECAI! RIGBY!
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Benson, we're sorry!
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Yeah, at least we didn't give up, right?
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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Hey, man, we judged that pie contest.
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You're just mad we didn't
quit and now you can't fire us!
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Oh, can't I?
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No, you can't!
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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CLEAN UP THIS MESS, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
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You think there's any pie left?
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