Original subtitles

Hello?

Benson, hello?

Is anybody here?

Hey, mom.

Yeah, it's my first day at my new internship.

No, I'm looking for them right now.

Yeah, yeah, I met everybody yesterday

and they all seem really cool.

Yeah, it's gonna be a really easy way to get three credits.

Mom, hold on!

Run! Run!

You! You won't gonna get away with--

Dude, hurry!

I'm trying!

You should have sold it to me when you had the chance!

Let's see... Pops? We got a Pops here?

Huh?

You Pops?

Indeed!

Car's ready. Sign here.

I hope she wasn't any trouble, Mister!

Mister... Skips.

Not really. Just an oil change.

Oh, splendid!

We got a Marcy Stevenson here?

Come on!

What the heck, old man?

Sorry!

I'll find out who you are.

Hey mister. Do you know the way to the park?

Uh, hello, I almost died.

Besides, I don't have time to tell you,

I'm late for my lecture on Quantum Mechanics.

Pff, brainiac.

I'm new. That will be $12.95.

The pizzas have arrived, sir.

Excellent.

Thomas, come.

Sir, do you think I could have some pizza?

What? Pizza's for winners.

You're not a winner, Benson, you're a slacker.

Now get back to work!

Yes, sir.

Intern, pizza.

Agh, my chest.

Are you ok?

Huh?

Agh, man.

Where are we?

Dude, it's the park. Look.

Aw man, the freeway's almost done.

This is bad.

Hide.

That was too close.

What are we gonna do?

It's not too late. Come on, we can still fix this.

But the space time thingy's busted.

We don't need it. Do you still have the document?

All right, we have to find Skips.

Skips? Skips?

Skips?

It's hopeless, dude. He's gone.

What now? We can't pull this off without Skips.

There has to be a way.

Huh?

I'm Skips. Who's askin'?

Skips!

Yeah. Who are you?

Dude, it's us, Mordecai and Rigby.

I don't know you.

Dude, he's been brainwashed.

Remember, we were co-workers at the park.

Nah, I never worked at any park.

Do you remember that evil bearded guy?

He must have scrambered your brain.

He was gonna scramble our brains, too,

but we escaped through a hole in space time.

We think about two months has past since then,

now he's building a freeway on the park, our park.

You got to help us stop him.

Exit 9B is gonna make a huge difference in people's lives.

How else are people gonna get from South I-85, to South West 85B?

You need some help with your car, I'm your guy.

Otherwise, get out of here.

That's not the Skips we know!

I don't know you!

Skips, you're in there somewhere, snap out of it!

What's your game?

You gotta remember, Skips!

Who do you work for?!

Well, technically, you're one of our bosses.

You lie!

Wait, we know why your name is Skips.

Remember the only woman you ever loved!?

Skips?

Tell me everything.

That bearded guy tried to take out the park out for months,

but then he took it by force.

And we're the only ones left who can take it back.

Uh, do we have a plan?

Rigby, show him the document.

It declares the park a historical landmark.

We just need everybody that worked at the park to sign it,

then it will be against the law to build Exit 9B,

decreed from City Hall, yo!

Easier said than done.

If that bearded guy gave you a new identity to hide you,

then there's no telling where everyone else is.

I know where we can find out.

Get down.

Go, go!

There's gotta be thousands of these things.

Is this what we're looking for?

Yeah, this is it. It's a case of everybodies new identities.

Looks here like Benson's the only one

that still works at the park.

Benson, why didn't you lock this door?

But, I did lock it.

Oh, you locked it?

I guess that's why the handle's turning.

And I suppose if I push it right now, it won't open, huh?

Well, what did you know? You forgot to lock it.

I could have sworn I locked it!

I won't let it happen again.

Next time it happens, you're fired. Got it?

Thomas, get me some coffee.

I'm pretty sure I saw him lock it.

Nobody asked you, Thomas.

I could fire you anytime I want.

Just like I can fire Benson anytime I want.

Isn't that right Benson?

Why's that opened?

He knows.

Break time's over.

Welcome to the City Butterfly Sanctuary.

Admission is free, although donations are greatly appreciated.

Will you take a Butterscotch Ripple?

I remember. Jolly good show!

And as you can clearly see, C=8.

Any questions?

Yes， in the back.

Yeah, we were just wondering,

do you know who else's C=8?

Well actually, yes I do. It's my mom.

Eat it, eggheads. Class is dismissed.

No!

Looks like my John Hancock's the biggest.

Now give me a high five, cause I got a huge signature!

But seriously, how do we save the park?

We have to get Benson's signature.

The problem is he's always with that bearded guy.

Who is that tool anyway?

A contractor.

He's tried to buy the park countless times,

so he can build a freeway there.

But why must it be the park?

Why is it so important to this beard?

That doesn't matter now.

What matters is that we get Benson back to sign this contract.

But we could get killed.

Yeah. This sounds pretty heavy, bro.

Look, Skips is right.

It might be risky, but we have to try.

This isn't just the park we're talking about, it's Benson too.

You're right. Let's do this thing.

On three.

One, two, three!

-For The Park! -Jolly Good Show! -Will Stop The Contractor

We could have planned that better.

All right guys, Benson could be anywhere.

We just need his signature and this will all be over.

Skips, you take Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost and go around back.

Me, Rigby, and Pops will go that way.

And remember, whatever you do, don't get caught.

What are you guys doing here?

Thomas, what's your problem?

You trying to give us a heart attack?

I have to be here. I need the credits for school.

You guys gotta go, the new manager's crazy.

We're not leaving.

You gotta tell us where Benson is,

so we can get his signature.

-Uhhh.. -Thomas!

Thomas, where's Benson?!

Uh, right behind you...

Get all of them.

Benson, no! You can't do this!

Well, well, well. What've we got here?

A couple of protesters trespassing on private property.

What? You're not a fan of Exit 9B?

Let me guess, you stuck yourself in that cement so we'll stop building, hmm?

Well, I'm afraid that isn't going to work.

In fact, you're one of the final components of its completion.

Dude, what's your deal?

Yeah, what's your beef with the park?

Beef? I have no beef with the park.

My "beef" is with Mordecai and Rigby!

Us?!

But we don't even know you!

Perhaps, not in my current form,

but maybe this will jog your memory!

That's right, I'm the son of universe renold gaming champion,

Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Junior!

Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?

No, it's because you blew him up!

You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?

But that wasn't our fault.

Yeah, it was just a side-effect of getting schooled so hard!

Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr was a kind, loving father,

with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.

Good one, dudes.

When my freeway is complete, it will be a gateway to the fiery center of the earth,

and then my dad, along with everyone else you've ever destroyed

will come back from beyond the grave to destroy everything you hold dear.

And now that I have a captive audience, I present Exit 9B!

Oh no, bro.

This is bad.

No way.

Get ready for a universe serving of revenge.

Father.

Son.

You're looking good, son.

Thanks. Now what do you say

we show these park scum the meaning of revenge?

I'm gonna enjoy this.

These cowards die tonight!

It's useless. We're all gonna die!

We're surely done for!

I don't know about you guys.

I think it's rude not to invite your friends to the party.

'Ello boys.

Whoa.

Nice of you fellas to drop by.

Greetings, park dwellers.

Huh! What, is that supposed to be an army?

Huh, yeah!

There's too many of 'em!

He's right. We'll never defeat them!

It's not about defeating them anymore.

It's about standing up to them and fighting.

I for one am not just gonna hand over everything that I care about

to some floating head that wants revenge on us.

I'm not backing down,

and I don't think you oughta back down either!

Today we fight! We fight for the park!

Now who's with me?

Who's with me?!

How touching.

Demon spawn of the underworld!

Attack!

Hold the line...

Hold the line...

Now!

Charge!

Dude, we've gotta find Benson so we can get him to sign these papers.

Let's go!

Now!

♪Summertime lovin'--♪

Dude, there's Benson!

Benson, you've been brainwashed!

You're on the wrong side, man.

Shut up!

We're telling the truth.

The beard guy's evil!

Where'd Benson go?

What the--

Benson, you're the boss of the park.

How do you not remember that?

Lies!

Look out!

No~！

Step off!

No rules.

Benson, don't do this!

The park means everything to you.

He warned me you'd try to fill my head with lies!

Say goodnight.

Huh?

We were doing donuts.

Quick, dude, hamboning.

Ham-bon-ing!

Ham-bon-ing! Ham-bon-ing!

Not setting up the chairs next time!

Not setting up the chairs next time!

Get.. out.. of my head!!!

Wha-OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Where do I sign?

They're outnumbered. Soon it will all be over.

I think you just got the universe record for best revenge ever!

Huh?!

STOP!

This ends now!

That's right.

Benson got his memory back and with his signature this document is complete.

Shut down Exit 9B and the portal!

Decreed from City Hall, yo!

Historical landmark!

They think they got everybody, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Senior!

Huh?

You had to get the signatures of all the park employees.

Huh?

Thomas!

Now, hand over the document or the intern gets it.

Why did I have to hire him right before all this happened?

This isn't his fight.

Sorry.

Quit messing around and bring me the contract!

Alright, alright.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Intern, fetch the coffee - iced!

The park...

Our home.

All is lost.

Thomas! Stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already.

Kid's worthless, am I right?

Thomas!

Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now.

We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on.

Minions! Behold!

Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face?

Huh? a fake?!

Hey, losers!

Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face,

know what I'm sayin'?

No..!

Junior.

You just broke the universe record

for disappointing your father.

Nooooo!!!

Yeah, Thomas, that was awesome!

Yeah, you're gonna make a great addition to the team.

-Sweet job, Thomas! -Good to have you!

Hah, thanks guys!

Does... stuff like this happen all the time?

-Oh yeah. -Pretty much. -Yeah.

Don't worry, we'll have this place cleaned up in no time. Right, Skips?

Ehh, I've seen worse.

Alright everyone, let's get to it!

Later, grandmas!

Thomas, we'll catch you later, right?

Uh, yeah.

Cool. Later, Thomas.

Hey, mom. No, no, I'm not going to quit anymore.

Yeah, yeah. I think this internship's gonna be really cool.