Original subtitles

"Fukra."

'In a life, there are many stages of Love.'

'There are "mainly" three which are universally accepted.'

"Here he comes. Here he comes, Fukra."

'This is the stage in which a boy can do anything for the girl.'

'Means he finds it to be respectable'

'even if he has to wear a dog collar around his neck.'

'Girl's wish is his command.'

"He can just go and hire."

"He is so smart. Check his hired shoes."

"He is a liar but looks true. Fukra."

Drink.

Baby, you follow me on your old scooter.

Do you know how much repo I have in the colony?

Why don't you buy a new motorcycle?

Even our Siri got himself a new Pulsar (Bike).

"Fukra..."

He was our Siri.

Oh, God.

Do you have a sack full of sand at home?

Probably yes. Why?

Okay. Punch a hole in it.

Before the sand finishes

your boyfriend would have a Bullet.

Really?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

"Look, Look he is here."

'The boy is ready to sell kidney for fulfilling the wish of the girl.'

'Because the heart explains that I will survive with one kidney.'

'But I cannot survive without this girl.'

'The second stage of love is that of newlywed couple.'

'At this stage the boy does not follow the girl but walks with her.'

'The happiness that the boy gets after marrying the girl he loved'

'is much more than Sikander's happiness after capturing the whole world.'

"Want something like this. Want car like this."

Baby, shouldn't we replace this old car with new Thar (Jeep).

We don't have parking space for bigger car, dear.

If I can manage to live in your small heart, Thar will fit somewhere too.

Have faith in God.

Take out your phone.

Take out your phone and book the car right away.

'There is a little difference between this stage and the first one.'

'In this stage the boy does not think from heart but also from the brain.'

What are you doing now?

I am checking the EMI. Your God is not going to give that.

Aren't you overthinking?

God blessed you as I came in your life. Have faith.

I don't have faith on God anymore.

'Next comes the third stage of love.'

'The example of third stage of love is Gurmel.'

'The one who is walking 50 meters behind him is his wife Beant.'

'By just looking them, anyone can guess'

'that they have been married for 6-7 years.'

'Gurmel and Beant did not have'

'so much distance between them in the beginning of their marriage.'

'It took time for this distance to happen between them.'

'When they just got married Beant would whole heartedly'

'love Gurmel and spend most of the time with him.'

Beant, come here.

Yes, what do you need?

Sundi has come in our life.

'Every moment of Beant was now for the child.'

'Gurmel is waiting for Beant to come to him after putting the child to bed.'

Have patience. He'll fall asleep soon.

All I get is patience nowadays.

Listen, get up.

- Has he slept? - No, he hasn't.

My back is hurting.

You take care of him now.

I can't handle him.

Go to sleep, son.

Are you scared

that if you have a brother then there will be division of land.

You alone will get all of my property, I swear.

'Even after 5 years Gurmel is still waiting'

'for kid to falls asleep so that he gets alone time with Beant.'

Go to sleep, dear. You have to go to school tomorrow.

There is Corona wave going on so I won't go.

Okay, but at least go to sleep.

Dad, let me play the game.

I am going to sleep. You manage.

'There is nothing left to see.'

Beant, Beant...

Let me sleep, dad. I have to go to school tomorrow.

First you said there is corona.

You don't have a stand.

Beant, Beant...

What do you want from her in the middle of the night, dad?

I had itch on my back.

One day I am going to heal it once for all.

Greedy for land.

He did not even let the parrots be together.

Sundi...

Wait, I am being left behind.

I wish you "left" me permanently.

- What did you say? - Nothing.

Keep your face covered. There are so many people around.

You move around the city like this. Come on.

- Oh, God. - You banged against the car.

- We still have to go further. - Sundi, are you fine?

Mother and son are lying here out of tiredness. Come on.

'Unknowingly Beant ignored Gurmel so badly'

'that after 6 years of marriage'

'Gurmel's feelings of Romance and Love have completely died.'

"We were happy 24 hours."

"And our life was easy."

"We used to tell everyone how to be happy and enjoy."

"We were happy 24 hours."

"And our life was easy."

"We used to tell everyone how to be happy and enjoy."

"An evil eye fell on our happiness..."

"To hell with you."

"By getting married I invited unnecessary tension, friends."

"By getting married I invited unnecessary tension, friends."

"We have lost peace of mind at our expense."

"Out of pride."

"Do not get married boys out of pride."

"Do not get married boys and then you will have sad face."

"Do not get married boys..."

"I had never worn a watch on my wrist."

"And today I have no time at all."

"I had never given money from my pocket."

"And today I have no money in my pocket."

"The meaning of marriage has been found."

"The meaning of marriage has been found."

"And that is that water and fire can never be together."

"And that is that water and fire can never be together."

"Rest is your wish. I have told you my feelings."

"Whatever you are saying is right."

"By getting married I invited unnecessary tension, friends."

"By getting married I invited unnecessary tension, friends."

"It cheats you..."

"It cheats you..."

"The so called sweetness of marriage."

"Marriage just seems to be sweet on the face of it."

"Marriage just seems to be sweet on the face of it."

"My lover is like a butterfly."

"My lover is like a butterfly."

Greetings, sir.

- Greetings. - Is my work done?

No.

- I have been here countless times. - So?

It seems as if you are purposely calling me here again and again.

It is just a matter of 2 minutes. You just have to get signatures done.

And that too sir has to do it.

Do you think I am lying? Look at this.

Your file is on the top.

Sir is busy as it is his 25th anniversary.

As soon as he gets free tomorrow I will get your file signed.

Okay.

- Listen to me. - Yes.

Sit.

Sir is inside and has come to invite SDM sir.

You too should go and congratulate.

And he will remember you.

Will he remember me if I go and congratulate?

Give him a packet (Bribe money) as well as gift. Yes.

A packet of groundnuts?

You can give of groundnuts if you wish

then you can wait for another six months... and keep coming.

Yes.

I understood.

Thank you. Thank you.

We shall meet in the party today tonight.

Yes, of course. Okay.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Congratulations on your 25th Anniversary.

I haven't recognized you. Who are you?

I am Gurmel.

Gurmel who?

The one whose file you haven't signed yet.

Yes, sir.

- Thank you so much. - Greetings.

With God's grace did not even realize,

how last 25 years of married life passed happily.

Thank you so much. We shall meet soon.

Is he really happy after 25 years of marriage?

Or he is showing off.

Yes.

Are you really happy after 25 years of marriage?

Don't you feel so?

Only thing I felt is the shock.

Good bye.

- Did you personally go and check? - Yes.

You just feel all the world is happier than you.

I swear Sema,

he was so happy after 25 years, as if he someone told him

that he could get a new wife in return of the old one.

- Is it so? - Yes.

They are rich people. They do not even return the old one.

And get a new one as well.

I am in trouble after 6 years of marriage.

It seems as if I took a decision in haste.

And now have to live with it all my life.

A person can sell old clothes and get new utensils.

But will get nothing for them.

Its all about one's luck.

But it is said that women bring good luck.

- For us they brought bad luck. - Oh, God.

Which village does Tehsildaar belong to?

He is not from a village but is from city Chandigarh.

That is the reason. I saw in the mobile.

How they keep their wives happy through internet.

How?

- This is a mall. - Okay.

All the immoral relations start from here.

- Is it? - Yes.

You just look carefully what happens in the city.

And how married men stay happy.

- Yes. - Look there.

That man is holding hands of his wife

but is looking at someone else.

Doesn't the wife notice?

These men show so much love

that the wife can't even imagine that her husband is cheating on her.

All right then...

Only God knows what will happen to this world.

Just keep watching and you will be astonished.

Look there.

Look there. He is giving flying kiss.

Shall we go that side?

Oh, God...

Doesn't he feel ashamed?

That's how their relationships are saved.

They've all the fun outside the house and once in the house,

they just concentrate on keeping the wives happy.

And we are worried about petty issues.

People are so lucky to be surrounded by so much beauty.

That is why this is called a mall (Beautiful).

There is so much beauty here.

One should just know how to capture the beautiful birds.

Government has done a very good job.

First they just made bridges and people used to go on bridges and fall.

Only thing we need is malls just like this one.

After 5-7 years of marriage, just like a dead battery.

There is nothing wrong.

You just have to charge it by an external wire.

And then you can run the motor.

Sema, Gurmel Singh Gela

will go further than a battery and become a solar system. Come on.

How are you, mom?

I am fine dear. Here you are.

Yes, yes...

Write here.

Sundi, ask your mother to be ready tomorrow.

I will take her to the mall in the city.

Mom, did you hear that?

He is taking me to a mall tomorrow.

He doesn't say it but loves you a lot.

Today, we are going to announce the winners.

What are you doing?

Whatever I am doing is to make you happy.

- I know it. - You do not know anything.

- One minute. - Okay.

You go and see that.

Wow. Sundi, look at those rocking chairs.

Hello, yes.

Sema, where are you?

I have come to the city to get pesticide for the crops.

You can kill the insects of the crops later.

First let us kill our Lust insects.

Come to the mall. I have to show you something.

What has he seen now?

Tempo...

Come on. Are you enjoying the mall, Sundi?

Give a round of applause.

Oh no, what is he doing?

Gurmel, come down.

Come down.

Have you come?

Yes I have, but what are you doing?

Have you seen?

Come here on the side.

Let me first find a girlfriend.

What am I going to do alone on the side?

Whatever you are doing is wrong. You come here.

Come quickly.

Really?

- Be careful, dear. - You be on line.

I will be back soon.

- You go and see the mall. - Where are you going?

The security is not allowing Sema in. I am going to get him in.

Yes, probably because he looks ugly.

As if she herself is with Tom Cruise.

- Go and get him. - Yes, Sema.

Hello. Did it get disconnected?

- Yes. - Why did you get sister-in-law, here?

Because that's what city people do.

They bring their wives with them but look at other women.

The men from the city bring their wives

because their wives do not allow them to come alone.

So they have no other option.

You could have come alone and enjoyed.

Okay. From tomorrow I will come alone and leave Beant at home.

But now looking them from distance is not enough for me.

What do you want?

I want to make a friend with whom I can talk my heart out.

- And love her. - Stay away.

I asked you to get battery charged from outside.

And you want to get other's batteries.

Women in city are very smart.

If they reach your house the Beant would thrash you.

She wouldn't thrash me. She is very simple.

We keep a third spare wheel on scooter,

although it needs only two to run.

In case if one gets flat.

Sister-in-law does not get flat.

You cannot predict a good or a bad time.

We should be ready with an option.

Nowadays there are dual sim mobiles as well.

If one does not work then talk from the other one.

Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

A city girl would not even keep a driver like you.

And you want to be a friend.

Rascal, do you have any stand or not?

Yesterday, you were saying that times have changed

and today you are shattering my courage, idiot.

How will you get close to any girl?

We do not even know how to address a girl by saying excuse me.

Sema, is he the same man

who was with his wife yesterday and was wooing other girls.

He is the same.

He seems to have complete control on the mall.

Miss Afsana has sung a song for people like him.

Sometimes on this flower and sometimes on the other...

"Yaar Mera Titliyan Warga" (my lover is like a butterfly).

Lets do one thing. We'll keep a watch on him

and learn how he impresses the girls.

We'll follow his every move.

- He is going out. - Let's go then.

What about Beant?

I need to thank her saying that the time we spend together was good.

Now the time has come to put the stepney.

- Come on. - Looks like Beant's time is over.

He wants to put stepney.

Keep the veil inside.

Take this and drop them carefully.

But suddenly what happened? Tell me.

Our scooter does not have a stepney so I am going to get that.

Okay, get it. Sometimes the scooter does get punctured.

That is why I am trying to arrange one.

Go. Okay.

He is leaving.

Let's follow him.

Okay, then.

Bye. I will leave now.

- Take care. - Bye.

What time will you be back?

I have a meeting in office so will be a little late.

- Okay, no problem. - Okay.

- Sonu. - Yes?

- He is leaving. - Come on.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Come, please. - Thank you.

- Is she the same one? - Yes.

To whom he was giving signals.

She is whitish like milk.

Hurry up.

Come on.

Greetings.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Why did the boy take the girl inside?

If we started telling it, we'll go out of business.

Can we go inside and see a bit?

You don't seem bitty type.

- We want to drink tea. - Yes.

The cost of tea is 250 rupees inside.

There is a fresh fruit juice stall there.

You get a glass of fresh fruit for 40 rupees. Go.

Wouldn't there be crowd here if anything was visible?

Sema, he took her inside.

And his wife thinks that her husband is at work.

And he is enjoying.

Did you get a fit while writing our destiny?

Don't curse God.

Otherwise, he might take back the little He has given you.

Take back if you want.

What will you have, brother?

At this moment, all I have is patience.

- We'll call you back for order. - Okay.

You will not be able to do such things.

The hotel staff will stop you at the gate.

They will send the girl inside and you'll again be left outside.

Once I have a girlfriend,

I would cross the Wagah (Pakistan) border for her.

Entering the hotel won't be a problem whatsoever.

There is a big problem.

These girls become friends only with handsome boys.

Out of pity someone may shake hands with you. Rest seems difficult for you.

Nothing is difficult, Sema. Let them come out.

Then I am going to fall at his feet and make him may master.

And I am going to learn and grasp all his knowledge.

- Listen to me. Listen to me. - Why did you come here?

You lied to me so that you could enjoy with her?

What are you doing with her?

Do you think you will be happy after creating problems in my family?

I'll show you.

- Listen to me. - What should I listen to you?

Leave me. What are you doing?

- What were you doing? - We came here for lunch.

- Let me feed you Dosa, you bitch. - Leave me.

- What are you doing, Dear? - Call her dear not me.

Why did you bring her here?

You lied to me.

- We had come here for lunch. - What are you doing?

- Listen to me. - Tell.

- We had come here for lunch. - I will teach you...

Let me see how you come home, rascal.

Ultimately, you'll have to come back to me.

What are you looking at, brother?

This happens every day.

Every day 5-6 husbands are thrashed.

But the husbands are so stubborn that they still do not stop. Yes.

It depends on the wife.

If your wife is good

then she can explain nicely.

A wife may be simple and innocent

but after seeing such acts even she would get wild.

In this life you adjust with Beant.

Who knows what will God make us in the next birth?

Let's put in extra effort in this life.

So, you are ready to get thrashed.

If nobody succeeded, no one would even try.

You used to say that person with extramarital affair

always keep his wife happy.

You mean to say that I can never be happy in marriage.

There must be some way out.

- Yes, there is. - What?

Have you heard about Facebook?

Yes, where boys and girls dance.

- Even old people are on it now. - Really?

They have reignited their old affairs through it.

Okay.

This is the easiest way to find a girlfriend.

Do you have 4,000 rupees?

Yes, but I have to pay the bill.

You can pay the bill later, first let me buy you a mobile.

Yes, come.

Here it is, with the cover.

- This is great. Give him the money. - Yes.

- Okay, thank you. - Okay, bye.

I've no money left.

You cannot enjoy without spending.

You'll feel like that you are in a carnival.

Really?

Gurmel, your Facebook account has been opened.

Whose photo should I put?

You made me spend 4,000 rupees

then it is obvious you will put my photo and not that of neighbors.

Look at yourself. Forget girls, even boys won't accept your friend request.

No one puts their own photo to do wrong things.

- Then? - You can get trapped as well.

We shall put photograph of a handsome boy.

While his photo will attract girls. You'll remain safe.

Hey, you. Don't stand against my car. You dirty people.

Get lost.

He insulted us.

Of course, he will. He has such an expensive car.

He has the right.

What is its price?

He made us...

- Fool? - No, next level of fool.

Two glasses of juice.

Bring two glasses of juice for Young men. Anything else?

You have made a very nice body.

He also wants to make his body like this.

Shall I click a photograph as sample?

Yes, you can. Not just one but you can click 5-6.

One minute. I haven't worn my goggles.

Wear it.

"Sexy, sexy... yeah."

"Sexy, sexy... yeah."

I have clicked. You may go.

"Sexy, sexy..."

Take it.

I have put his photo and named you as Soorma.

Enjoy as much as you want.

If there is any problem, then he would land in trouble.

"Yeah!"

"Yeah..."

"Baby, come to me."

"Baby, come to me."

"Check, check me out."

"Check, check me out."

"Check, check me out."

Sema, have some sweet.

I will never be able to return your favor.

I am so happy.

Why is he distributing sweets?

Nothing big. He has bought spare type for his scooter.

That's why he is so happy.

Only poor people know how to be happy even in small moments.

Rich people are always in tension even after buying an airplane.

"The boy is trying to woo with bottle in his hand."

"He is roaming aimlessly to achieve something."

"The boy is trying to woo with bottle in his hand."

"He is roaming aimlessly to achieve something."

"The heart of jatt is out of his control..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"You are the medicine for my headache which doctors give."

"Your loving looks makes me intoxicated."

"Your sweet voice makes me intoxicated."

"Your sweet voice makes me intoxicated."

"Your fragrance is hot, Billo."

"I feel the entire world is cheating."

"I am not able to sleep all night."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

This is for you.

Really?

Mom, he has brought it for me.

It is so beautiful.

Didn't I tell you that he loves you a lot?

Here. Keep them.

"In what way can I praise you, dear?"

"Stars fall on ground on seeing you."

"Your innocence will create havoc."

"Your innocence will create havoc."

"I blow sweet breeze into the air..."

"I wouldn't spare those who stop your way."

"I would kill someone for you."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

"From the time he has seen you Billo..."

You are bit too busy in the Phone today.

I was just doing some calculations.

- Oh, okay. - Yes.

Mom, recite a poem for me.

Keep quiet and go to sleep, dear. Your father may miscalculate something.

- Here you are Chindo. - Yes.

- How are you? - I am fine.

Come and sit.

- Greetings, aunty. - Live a long life.

Take this sweetmeat.

For this marriage, you were away for long.

It was my brother's wedding so I fulfilled all my wishes.

Why didn't Gurmel go to fields today?

He did. He has just come back from there.

Tell me about your new sister-in-law.

She is very beautiful. Just like you.

Sundi, let's go to Gurudwara Sahib. (Sikh Temple)

They'll visit us soon.

Whenever they do, let me know. I'll invite them for Lunch/Dinner.

You wait here and I will go and make tea.

Have tea.

What is Gurmel doing on the phone?

He is calculating the account he has got with Loan Shark.

While doing calculations most of the people sweat in tension.

He seems to be very happy.

He says this time Loan Shark owes us money.

That is why he is happy.

You do not have 100 acres of land, you just have 4 acres...

Have you checked yourself, weather he is really doing it?

What do you mean?

The way he is happy hooked on the phone

I think, he is chatting with a girlfriend.

The