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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:08,593 I hate video. 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,639 (HENRY DETAMBLE, 28, PANTING) 3 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:27,987 (GASPS) 4 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:35,077 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 5 00:00:37,455 --> 00:00:41,125 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 6 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,131 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 7 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:52,178 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 8 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:00,353 Most people love nostalgia. 9 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:02,021 That's why they love video, but... 10 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,108 you know, I'm just thinking 11 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:08,152 maybe you don't even know what video is. 12 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,279 Maybe these are nostalgia for you now. 13 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:17,328 Nostalgia for a time traveler is a bear trap. 14 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:20,498 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 15 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:24,669 (PANTS) 16 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:31,342 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 17 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,263 Memories are basically trapdoors, but... 18 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,933 no, I've already told you that before... 19 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:43,396 (COUGHS) 20 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,816 Okay. Okay. Shit. 21 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:55,074 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 22 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:16,762 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 23 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,238 CLARE ABSHIRE, 34: Henry? 24 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:35,990 Henry? Are you back? 25 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,659 Henry? 26 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,623 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 27 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:46,584 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 28 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:49,045 ♪ (“GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME” BY STANLEY HOLLOWAY PLAYING) ♪ 29 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:52,423 ♪ I'm gettin' married In the morning ♪ 30 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:56,677 ♪ Ding, dong The bells are gonna chime ♪ 31 00:02:56,761 --> 00:03:00,848 ♪ Pull out the stopper Let's have a whopper ♪ 32 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:05,019 ♪ But get me to the church On time ♪ 33 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:09,106 ♪ I got to be there In the morning ♪ 34 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:13,444 ♪ Spruced up And lookin' in my prime ♪ 35 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:17,490 ♪ Girls, come and kiss me Show how you'll miss me ♪ 36 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:21,202 ♪ But get me to the church On time ♪ 37 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:25,373 ♪ If I am dancing Roll up the floor ♪ 38 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:30,252 ♪ If I am whistling ...me out the door... ♪ 39 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:34,840 ♪ When I get married In the morning ♪ 40 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:39,011 ♪ Ding, dong The bells are gonna chime ♪ 41 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:42,974 ♪ Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compass ♪ 42 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:45,768 ♪ And get me to the church... ♪ 43 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,061 HENRY, 42: Clare? 44 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,772 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES) ♪ 45 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:54,902 Henry? 46 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,157 - What's that music? - CLARE, 14: What music? 47 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,076 The-- the song? 48 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:06,789 Oh, it's just my mom. 49 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:09,375 Garden party. She's playing records. 50 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:12,545 She loves stupid old musicals. It's embarrassing. 51 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,464 Don't you want your shoes? 52 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:20,052 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 53 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,181 What's wrong? 54 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,686 Nothing. Just, uh, memories. 55 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:30,938 CLARE, 14: Because of the song? 56 00:04:31,856 --> 00:04:33,482 Yeah. Because of the song. 57 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,152 Well, what are you remembering? 58 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,240 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) ♪ 59 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,492 Shoe polish day. 60 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,161 (CHUCKLES) 61 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:48,706 ♪ ...Feather and tar me Call out the Army ♪ 62 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:52,209 - But get me to the church ♪ - Get me to the church ♪ 63 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,794 Oh, for God's sake ♪ 64 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:58,466 ♪ Get me to the church on time! ♪ 65 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,763 ♪ (SONG SWELLS, CONCLUDES) ♪ 66 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:09,393 - ♪ ("BRIDAL CHORUS" BY RICHARD WAGNER PLAYING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 67 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:19,070 PRIEST: Annette, will you have this man to be your husband, 68 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:22,531 and will you be faithful to him as long as you both shall live? 69 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,700 I will. 70 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:28,621 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 71 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:31,165 PRIEST: Richard, will you have this woman to be your wife? 72 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,751 Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, 73 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:34,752 in sickness and in health, 74 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,629 as long as you both shall live? 75 00:05:36,629 --> 00:05:37,838 RICHARD DETAMBLE: I will. 76 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,674 PRIEST: Now that Richard and Annette 77 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,384 have given themselves to one another 78 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:45,346 by solemn vows and the joining of hands 79 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,306 and the giving and receiving of rings, 80 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,517 I pronounce that they are husband and wife 81 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,644 in the name of the Father, and of the Son, 82 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:52,895 and of the Holy Spirit. 83 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:56,982 (GUESTS CHEERING, APPLAUDING ON TV) 84 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,155 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON VIDEO) 85 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,621 RICHARD: Henry! 86 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,789 (HENRY, 16, PANTING) 87 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,916 - Dad! - Dad! 88 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,006 (BOTH PANTING) 89 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:26,804 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 90 00:06:38,858 --> 00:06:41,819 (PRIEST SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER VIDEO) 91 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:49,910 Hey. 92 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,540 - You want me to turn that off? - No. 93 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,418 Yeah, I'm not gay. 94 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,380 If that's what you're thinking, I'm not-- I'm not gay. 95 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,799 There were two of you. 96 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,719 Yeah, and the other one's gone. 97 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,055 Are you hearing me, Dad? 98 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:11,932 If you're thinking I'm gay, I'm not-- I'm not. 99 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:13,434 - That's not what was happening. - Henry... 100 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,270 Look, in my... (INHALES) ...circumstances, 101 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:19,899 I have a particular opportunity, 102 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:22,610 and I think that if more people had the opportunity, I think... 103 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,944 Henry, I don't care if you're gay! 104 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:26,530 I'm a professional musician, everybody's gay! 105 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,450 - (CRICKETS CHIRPING) - (EXHALES) 106 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,535 There were two of you. 107 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:39,835 Okay. So, Dad, the thing is... 108 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,964 (SIGHS) I-- I'm a time traveler. 109 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,467 It's true. 110 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:49,428 I'm a time traveler. I travel... in time. 111 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,849 Sometimes there are two of me, because I meet myself. 112 00:07:53,933 --> 00:07:56,268 Which, as I'm trying to explain to you, 113 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,604 presents a person with a particular opportunity... 114 00:07:58,604 --> 00:07:59,897 You're a what? 115 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:07,696 Yeah. (SIGHS) It's true. Sorry. It's just true. 116 00:08:07,780 --> 00:08:12,201 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 117 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,251 - It's all water. - It's not all water. 118 00:08:20,251 --> 00:08:23,295 No... it is. 119 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,717 - You know, I should probably cut down. - (CHUCKLES) 120 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,098 A time traveler? 121 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,809 HENRY, 16: All those times at school 122 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:39,937 when I was disappearing, I wasn't skipping class. 123 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:42,147 I was time traveling. I couldn't help it. 124 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,277 Why do you say things like that? 125 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:47,528 - It's true. - Why do you say 126 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,612 stupid things like that! 127 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,281 - Dad! - Why can't you just tell the truth? 128 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:51,615 You kissed her in the rain. 129 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,534 Mom. 130 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,744 The very first time. 131 00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:58,163 You stood outside of her apartment block. 132 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,499 And when she walked inside, you did a little dance. 133 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,960 You didn't think anyone could see you. 134 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,253 You were wrong. 135 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,006 I could see you. 136 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:13,387 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 137 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,764 I danced too. 138 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:21,729 I'm a time traveler, 139 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,399 and I saw my parents' first kiss. 140 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:28,152 (GUESTS CHEERING, APPLAUDING OVER VIDEO) 141 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:31,447 Can I turn that off now? I... I can hear Mom's voice. 142 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:33,907 I... 143 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,912 I like hearing her voice. 144 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,750 So do I. But it's just video. 145 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,960 I hate video. 146 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,545 CLARE, 20: You hate what? 147 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,380 What does that even mean, you "hate video"? 148 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:51,342 - Everyone has a wedding video. - Oh, okay, let's be everyone. 149 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:52,551 What an ambition. 150 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,220 I mean what-- what is it we're doing here exactly? 151 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:56,347 Looking at floral displays. 152 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:58,057 - Why? - To see which ones we prefer. 153 00:09:58,057 --> 00:09:59,808 How is a preference possible? They're flowers. 154 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,894 It's literally decorating with vegetables. 155 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,062 It'll be something to remind us. 156 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:04,730 - What will? The vegetables? - The video. 157 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:05,856 It'll be nice to look back. 158 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,232 I don't need to look back, Clare. 159 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:08,525 - I go back. - I don't. 160 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,943 (GOMEZ GROANS) 161 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,237 - God, I'm bored. - Yeah, so you keep saying. 162 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,198 Well, I'm planning to say it a few more times too, 163 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,574 because, basically, I'm bored. 164 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,284 Can't we just remember it? If people have videos, 165 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,036 all they ever remember is watching the video. 166 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,287 I'm so bored 167 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:21,997 that I'm growing new parts of my brain to be bored in. 168 00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:23,290 CLARE, 20: We're having a video. 169 00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:25,209 - You don't have to watch it. - Do I have to be in it? 170 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,210 Well, there has to be a groom, 171 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,961 I'm increasingly open to suggestions. 172 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,797 Are you a bit grumpy today, Henry? 173 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,923 - No. - He time traveled 174 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,007 in his sleep last night. 175 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,593 - Makes him cranky. - Christ, I'm not cranky! 176 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:38,889 Where did you go? 177 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,516 Uh, I don't know. It was a quick one. 178 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:43,268 - Past or future? - Future, I think. 179 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,978 Because the air was thinner, right? 180 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,314 - No. The TV was huge. - Awesome. 181 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,441 How many people for the top table? 182 00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,527 Henry, is your dad gonna bring someone? 183 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:54,321 I mean, is he, you know, seeing anybody? 184 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,949 (PLATE CLATTERING) 185 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,913 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 186 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,248 Sorry. 187 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,212 (SIGHS) I just keep forgetting my dad's gonna be there. 188 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,880 Well, of course he's gonna be there. 189 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,092 I know. 190 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,521 I'm looking forward to meeting him. 191 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,647 Who? 192 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,357 Your dad. 193 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,776 Oh. Okay. 194 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,155 Have you forgotten that's what we're doing tomorrow? 195 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,198 HENRY, 28: No, no. 196 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,742 Why do you avoid him? 197 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,579 I don't. I see him. 198 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:45,539 I mean, hardly ever. 199 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,959 (SIGHS) Yeah, well, he drinks too much. 200 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,586 Well, I'm sure that's not the only thing 201 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,881 - you've got in common. - (CHUCKLES) It's not. 202 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,550 When he looks at me, all he sees is his wife not there. 203 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,093 And when I look at him, I'm just thinking 204 00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:00,137 where the hell Mom is. (BREATHES DEEPLY) 205 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,930 That's not the basis for a relationship. 206 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,141 It's the basis for a drinking habit. 207 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:10,898 ♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 208 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:18,447 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 209 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:26,205 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 210 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,384 (DOOR RATTLES) 211 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:44,014 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 212 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:10,958 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 213 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:22,177 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TV) 214 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,602 Clare! 215 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:33,063 (GROANS, COUGHS) 216 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,735 - You okay? - (COUGHS) Yeah. 217 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,739 You were gone most of the night. 218 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,534 Well, it was about two minutes for me. 219 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,577 (COUGHS) 220 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,620 Well, where were you? Was it a bad one? 221 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,209 (BREATHES HEAVILY) No, it was fine, it was nothing. 222 00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:57,963 - Okay. - (SIGHS) 223 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,965 Good. 224 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,342 So you can get in the shower now, yeah? 225 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,429 - Are we going somewhere? - You know where we're going. 226 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:09,683 (PANTS) 227 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:12,603 You never thought of seeing a doctor? 228 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:13,854 Getting yourself examined? 229 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,981 Christ, no. 230 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,400 - Why not? - It's that word "examined." 231 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,611 It's a little too close to "dissected." 232 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,112 They're not gonna dissect you! 233 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,655 I'm the only time traveler on the planet. 234 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,449 They'd never let me go home again. 235 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,451 - Yes, they would. - Why? 236 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,453 Because I'm here now, and because... 237 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,288 I'm who you come home to, and I'm not ever 238 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,165 gonna let anyone keep you away from me. 239 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,625 Fact. 240 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,418 Look at my face. 241 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,462 Fact. 242 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,133 That was "I love you," but in more words. 243 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,679 Ah. You see, there it is. 244 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,640 - There what is? - HENRY, 28: You. 245 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,808 Look at you. 246 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,478 All beautiful and perfect and in love with me. 247 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,021 Now, I've got happiness. 248 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,940 - Oh, you poor thing. - Full-blown happiness. 249 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,693 - Like an alarm bell. - What? You're against happiness? 250 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,488 Happiness is suddenly having an opinion about a future. 251 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,531 - Yes, it is. - Which is a mistake. 252 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,745 Henry, I love you and you love me. 253 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,789 Now, I don't want to get all "greetings card" about it, 254 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,833 but I happen to think, and I'm not exactly alone in this, 255 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:21,880 but I happen to think that love is what gives meaning to life, 256 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,174 and is the single best thing 257 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,051 that could happen to a human being. 258 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,223 Love is what gives hope to mortals. 259 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,433 It's the cruelest thing I know. (EXHALES) 260 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,561 Okay. So what's good about this 261 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,314 is that we are not gonna be writing our own vows. 262 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,985 (DOORBELL RINGS) 263 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:47,406 Hey, Dad. 264 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,536 Yeah, I know. Long time no see. Guess your luck just ran out. 265 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,455 (CHUCKLES) Yes. Welcome. 266 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,207 - Hello. - Hi. 267 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,086 - Uh, Clare, this is my dad. - Very pleased to meet you. 268 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,337 You're not blonde. 269 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,924 - (SCOFFS) No. (CHUCKLES) - Clare Abshire. 270 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,885 Not blonde and he knows your last name? (CHUCKLES) 271 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,138 - You getting married? - (CHUCKLES) 272 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,226 ♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 273 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,062 Beautiful. 274 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,230 RICHARD: Wasn't she? 275 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,606 CLARE, 20: Both of you. 276 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,569 RICHARD: May I ask you a question? 277 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,654 - Sure. - You seem quite lovely. 278 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:32,284 What on earth is your interest in Henry? 279 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:38,665 Well, to be honest... he's exceptionally good in bed. 280 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,917 Well, I know he thinks so. 281 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:45,172 (LAUGHS) 282 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,506 It was an opportunity. 283 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:50,969 I think anyone given the same opportunity would've, you know. 284 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,138 - (CLARE LAUGHING) - (CHAMPAGNE CORK POPPING) 285 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,481 - We got a date yet? - October 23rd. 286 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:05,192 My parents are planning like we're invading somewhere. 287 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,277 Church, reception at the yachting club, 288 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,071 and white tie is being considered. 289 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,531 - White tie? - Didn't I tell you that? 290 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,450 - What yachting club? - Always remember, Henry, 291 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,618 a marriage is about two people, 292 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,953 but a wedding is about exactly one woman. 293 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,081 And you are marrying her daughter. 294 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,710 HENRY, 28: You liked him, didn't you? 295 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,339 He reminded me of you. 296 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:31,468 - Was that a yes or a no? - (INHALES DEEPLY) Both. 297 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,264 (WHISPERS) Both... 298 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:43,271 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 299 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,734 (GRUNTS) Fuck! 300 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:50,862 (PANTING) 301 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,573 (GRUNTS) 302 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,077 (PANTS) 303 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,920 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 304 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,090 (DOOR OPENING) 305 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:13,677 I think this is exactly the place you're looking for. 306 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,720 There are a few items of furniture still here 307 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,848 they'll be picked up over the next few days. 308 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,391 Can we look at the work area first? 309 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,767 - The studio? - Of course! 310 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,647 - Why do you always do this? - Do what? 311 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:26,982 CLARE, 22: Go straight to a window 312 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,149 and look at the backyard. 313 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,693 You never even look at the rest of the house. 314 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,403 REALTOR: The studio is this way. 315 00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,988 Could you give us a moment, please? 316 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,531 - Of course. - Thanks. 317 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,158 (INHALES) The studio's gonna be great. 318 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,661 - This is the one. - We haven't even seen it yet. 319 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,871 Oh, I've seen it lots of times. 320 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:42,789 This is the house we are gonna live in, in the future. 321 00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,458 See that tree out there? 322 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,629 I have seen that tree at every kind of height. 323 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,257 What if I feel like deciding for myself? 324 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,341 Oh, you should do that. 325 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,051 But this is the decision you're gonna make. 326 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,428 (CHUCKLES) 327 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,264 Is anything allowed to be spontaneous anymore? 328 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,558 You are being spontaneous. I'm just telling you 329 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:04,102 how your spontaneity is gonna work out. 330 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,520 Do you have any idea what it's like 331 00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:06,730 being married to you? 332 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,442 No, but neither do you. Technically we're not married. 333 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,235 - Fair point. - Hmm. 334 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,613 Come on. 335 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,073 Let's go and look at this excellent studio space 336 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,367 which you are gonna love spontaneously. 337 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,120 How do we even afford a place like this? 338 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,788 Are you planning on winning the lottery? 339 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,999 Okay. 340 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,294 - Okay? - Lottery's tonight, eight o'clock. 341 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,129 - So? - I wasn't talking to you. 342 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,548 - Who were you talking to? - Just a ghost. 343 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,385 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 344 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,138 LOTTERY ANNOUNCER: The most exciting event today is the lottery, 345 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,807 Illinois's favorite jackpot game. 346 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,227 Once again, the last three numbers are 20, 347 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:50,398 3, and finally is number 15, everyone. 348 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,110 Good luck, everybody, and good night. 349 00:19:55,695 --> 00:20:01,534 - ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (WATER FAUCET RUNNING) 350 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,495 (FAUCET STOPS) 351 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,877 It's getting to be every night. You sleeping at all? 352 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,215 Not much. 353 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:23,390 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 354 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,309 It's nice you've started coming around again. 355 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,730 Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm wondering if you, uh, 356 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,315 got tranquilizers. 357 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,818 Like, maybe you started taking something when, uh, 358 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,486 sorry, Mom died? 359 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,446 Tranquilizer. 360 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,660 Yeah, well, I can't spend my whole wedding day drunk. 361 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,122 What's the problem? 362 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,125 I'm time traveling a lot at the moment. 363 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:51,876 'Cause I'm stressing. 364 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,503 And if I stress at the wedding, I could flip out. 365 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,879 Everybody flips out at their wedding. 366 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,464 Yeah, but when I flip out, I end up naked 367 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:59,759 at a hoedown in 1987. All right? I need drugs. 368 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,636 I need something that's gonna calm me down 369 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,264 for the whole day and not turn me into a f-- zombie. 370 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,390 RICHARD: Go to a doctor. 371 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,225 - We've been through that. - And I keep telling you, 372 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,935 there isn't some secret government agency 373 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,354 - dissecting American citizens. - How do you know? 374 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,899 Because it's the kind of thing that only happens in movies. 375 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,234 So is time travel. 376 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,362 (GROANS) 377 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,490 (CLARE COUGHING, SOBBING) 378 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,492 (PANTS) 379 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,912 (CLARE SOBBING) 380 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,626 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 381 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:38,757 (CLARE SOBBING) 382 00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,269 (FLOOR CREAKS) 383 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:55,690 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 384 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,244 (GROANS, COUGHS) 385 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,207 - You okay? - HENRY, 28: Yeah. 386 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,501 I'm fine. 387 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,503 Where were you? 388 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,716 Nowhere interesting. (BREATHES HEAVILY) 389 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,220 (HENRY COUGHING) 390 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,597 You used to tell me. Why'd you stop? 391 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,019 (CLARE SOBBING) 392 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:38,650 ♪ (MOROSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 393 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,071 What's this? 394 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,323 It's nothing. 395 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:47,367 My mom gave it to me when I was little. 396 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,703 For all my precious jewelry. 397 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,289 Just saying. 398 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,045 It's happened before. 399 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,881 HENRY, 28: Yeah, well, this is different. 400 00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:05,176 But going to the same place over and over again. 401 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,346 - Like your mother's death? - Bad memories are trapdoors. 402 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,098 But now, it's the future I'm worried about, 403 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,183 so that's where I wind up. 404 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,977 Hey, can you come with me for a second? 405 00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,603 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Thank you. 406 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,355 Hang on, Dad. 407 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,732 Okay, so I need your opinion on something. 408 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,317 Sure. 409 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,362 Preference! Do you have a preference? 410 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,700 - Between those? - Mm-hmm. What do you think? 411 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,286 - Uh... - Couldn't you just have one opinion 412 00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,912 about one single thing we buy together? 413 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:33,997 Which one do you like? 414 00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,456 I want to know which ones you like. 415 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,378 That one. 416 00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,714 - That one? - Yeah, that one. 417 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:43,965 CLARE, 20: Definitely that one? 418 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,717 HENRY, 28: Yeah. That's the one I like better, for sure. 419 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,886 - Not that one? - Yeah, that one. 420 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:49,387 - Okay, great. - Ms. Abshire? 421 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,680 CLARE, 20: Hi. 422 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,390 Could you please bring out the Vivekin serving plates? 423 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,893 - SALES WOMAN: Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna wait here, thank you. 424 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,895 - Hey, Dad. - RICHARD: Hey. 425 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,731 It's nice you've started calling me. 426 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,859 HENRY, 28: Yeah, well, I'm worried. 427 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:05,653 It's nice I'm who you call when you're worried. 428 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,157 HENRY, 28: Uh, actually, it's worse than worried. 429 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,536 It's hope. 430 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,331 ♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 431 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:18,499 I'm so full of hope. 432 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:28,551 (GROANS, GRUNTS) 433 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:32,889 (COUGHS, PANTS) 434 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,683 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 435 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:39,103 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 436 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:10,385 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 437 00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:22,480 (GROANS, COUGHS) 438 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,566 - You all right? - (COUGHING) 439 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:28,403 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 440 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,531 Stop stressing, okay? 441 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:35,410 We're gonna get married and it's gonna be fine, okay? 442 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:38,705 (PANTS) 443 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,170 LUCILLE ABSHIRE: We're so glad you could come. 444 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:47,505 RICHARD: Thanks for hosting this. 445 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:50,925 LUCILLE: Of course. I just wanted to tell you that 446 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:54,178 really your, uh, your wife, she was such a marvelous singer. 447 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,264 Such a talent. We both thought so. Don't we? 448 00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,974 Oh, it-- it was an honor to see her perform. 449 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,517 - Yes. - It really was. 450 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,728 Well, that's kind of you. That's very kind. She was... wonderful. 451 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,187 ♪ (SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 452 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:04,772 Oh, we've got a joke thing. 453 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,608 - It-- it's a fun thing. - It's really sort of an in-joke. 454 00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:09,277 Yeah, people won't find it funny, 455 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:10,570 but they'll be totally wrong. 456 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,156 If nobody laughs at a joke, did the joke really happen? 457 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,657 - Yes. - Are you sure? 458 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,326 I make a lot of jokes like that. 459 00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:18,244 - Good jokes? - Great jokes. 460 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:20,413 - How do you know? - Comedic instinct. 461 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,539 But nobody laughs. 462 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,374 Some people don't have my instinct. 463 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,209 - A lot of people? - So many. 464 00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,378 WOMAN: Where is Henry? I'd love to meet your fiancé. 465 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,797 Oh, yeah. Uh, excuse me, thanks. 466 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,841 ♪ (GENTLE CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 467 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,760 Is something wrong? 468 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,597 Are we still talking about the wedding? 469 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,017 Honey. Try to understand. 470 00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:44,562 This wedding is a major Broadway production. 471 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:47,023 I mean, my parents are planning a festival of joy 472 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,401 that will dwarf the achievements of all their friends 473 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:53,988 and cripple the social ambition of everyone they love. 474 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:55,073 (SCOFFS) 475 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:58,284 I mean, they have used the words "shock and awe." 476 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,495 They literally want other peoples' weddings canceled 477 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,579 in actual despair. 478 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,122 Now, we can't take that from them. 479 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,626 Aren't you worried that I might just disappear? 480 00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,753 That I might time travel during the ceremony 481 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:10,254 and just leave you at the altar. 482 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:11,631 - I know you won't. - How? 483 00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,383 'Cause I know we're married in the future. 484 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,218 What are you reading? 485 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,513 The Physician's Desktop Journal. 486 00:27:18,513 --> 00:27:20,973 Oh! Sexy. What's in it? 487 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,017 - Drugs. - You do drugs? 488 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:25,520 Eh, I had my moments, back in the day. 489 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:27,897 - Oh! - What? 490 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,607 - Uh, nothing! - Nothing? 491 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,984 Yeah, I-- I gotta go. I gotta make a phone call. 492 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,737 Wait, you're on your phone now? 493 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,406 Thanks for understanding. Love you, bye. 494 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,657 - I-- - Hey. 495 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:43,079 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 496 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,997 ♪ (“GOOD FOR THE GANDER” BY HOT CHOCOLATE PLAYING) ♪ 497 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:46,707 ♪ Love is not for you ♪ 498 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,879 ♪ What's good for the gander ♪ 499 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,260 ♪ Gotta be good for the groove ♪ 500 00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,849 - (DOG BARKING) - Jesus Christ. 501 00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:06,477 Henry? 502 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,813 Gomez? 503 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:11,816 - What are you doing here? - Client. How about you? 504 00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:14,944 - I'm just, uh, meeting a friend. - Huh. 505 00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,571 Did, uh, Clare get you to follow me 506 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:18,197 - 'cause she was worried? - If I was following you, 507 00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,783 I'd come up with a better lie than a client in this place. 508 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:21,951 No, that's about your level. 509 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:23,953 - Huh. - BEN: Oh, hey, Henry. 510 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:25,746 - This your guy? - Oh, yeah. 511 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:28,624 Hey. 512 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,543 Hey. 513 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,546 Henry, sorry. 514 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:35,381 Business. 515 00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,467 - Hey. - BEN: Hey. 516 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:40,470 Oh, uh, Gomez, this is an old friend of mine 517 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,805 from, basically... library school. 518 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,016 - Ben, this is Gomez. - BEN: Hey, Gomez. 519 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,435 - He's a lawyer. - Fuck. (GULPS) 520 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,437 Uh, that was an unrelated thought, 521 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,606 which accidentally... (GULPS) ...emitted. 522 00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:53,774 Okay. Busy, busy. Catch you later. 523 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,820 HENRY, 28: Well done on not looking at all guilty. 524 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,114 That was both subtle and awesome. 525 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,164 - So how you feeling? - AIDS. 526 00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,874 Well, that's what I was asking about. 527 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:13,044 Uh, ten pills a day, and they work, 528 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:16,214 but I think I've lost more hair. 529 00:29:16,214 --> 00:29:18,716 - Yeah. Uh, speaking of pills-- - What do you want? 530 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:21,552 After all these years of ignoring me? 531 00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:23,346 Come on. We're men. Ignoring each other 532 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,805 is the medium of our friendship. 533 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,432 What do you want? 534 00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:30,144 Well, I'm, uh-- I'm not looking for fun this time. 535 00:29:30,228 --> 00:29:31,229 I want the opposite. 536 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,813 To stay in one spot for nine hours 537 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,690 without stressing out and time traveling. 538 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,026 - Ugh. You're still doing that? - Still doing it. 539 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,945 What's gonna stress you out for nine hours? 540 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:42,281 - My wedding day. - (GASPS) I should call Evangeline. 541 00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:44,200 - Evangeline? - I promised to get her cat food, 542 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,452 - I forgot. - Why is that relevant? 543 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,663 BEN: It's not. It just came to mind. 544 00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:52,124 Could you maybe focus? I need something to... 545 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:55,044 KO every dopamine receptor I got for at least nine hours. 546 00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:57,380 - You got anything for that? - Mm. 547 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,258 - HENRY, 28: What's that? - BEN: Morphine plus. 548 00:30:00,258 --> 00:30:01,342 Morphine plus what? 549 00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,927 Morphine plus none of your business. 550 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:05,846 - Can I try it? - (SCOFFS) Now? 551 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,765 - ALICIA ABSHIRE: Oh, God, no. - Wh-- why not? 552 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:10,059 Because I might do it badly, 'cause I'm nervous. 553 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,185 You cut hair for a living. 554 00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:12,395 What's the worst that can happen? 555 00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:14,438 - I could stab your brain. - What's that? 556 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,399 - What's what? - That song? 557 00:30:16,399 --> 00:30:18,818 - The radio. - Yeah, but that song, 558 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,152 I know that song. 559 00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:25,658 ♪ ("GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME" PLAYING) ♪ 560 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,745 - What are you doing? - ♪ (MUSIC ABRUPTLY ENDS) ♪ 561 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,998 Um, it's just a thing. 562 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:34,959 "A thing"? 563 00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,297 (BEN GRUNTING) 564 00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:42,883 You have the most irresponsible attitude 565 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:46,679 to pharmaceuticals of anyone I ever met. 566 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:49,599 (GASPS, PANTS) 567 00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,809 I make a suggestion, 568 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,520 I show you a pill, 569 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:57,440 a sensible person 570 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,900 is not supposed to just swallow it. 571 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:02,153 - (DOORBELL BUZZING) - (DOG BARKING) 572 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:07,617 (BANGING AT DOOR) 573 00:31:07,617 --> 00:31:09,285 GOMEZ: I know you're in there. 574 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:11,746 I know my friend is too. Open up, please. 575 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,500 - Wh-- why-- what do you want? - What you gotta know? 576 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,294 I'm a lawyer, who has clients in this area, 577 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,630 and I know exactly who you are, and what you do. 578 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:21,964 None of this is good news. 579 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:27,678 But it will be even worse news, if you don't open this door! 580 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:30,097 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 581 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,390 Sure. 582 00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,392 (LOCK CLATTERING) 583 00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:36,187 BEN: Okay, and what you gotta know is, 584 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:37,772 sometimes there are side effects 585 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:41,067 which are not directly the fault of the vendor. 586 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,657 GOMEZ: Shit. 587 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:50,743 - (RAINSTORM POUNDING) - (GRUNTS, COUGHS) 588 00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,120 (PANTS, GROANS) 589 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:55,289 CLARE, 29: You don't make decisions like that, not on your own! 590 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:56,999 HENRY, 36: I didn't have a choice! I know what happens! 591 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,585 - CLARE, 29: You have to come to me, and we talk about it! - HENRY, 36: Why? 592 00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:01,170 CLARE, 29: That is what wives and husbands do! 593 00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:02,755 (HENRY, 36, SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 594 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,215 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 595 00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:06,425 - (GROANS) - CLARE, 29: I will never forgive you for this, Henry! 596 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:11,138 (COUGHS, PANTS) 597 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:18,896 ♪ (GRIM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 598 00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:25,861 (GRUNTS, RETCHES, COUGHS) 599 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,364 Oh, thank fuck! Where the hell have you been? 600 00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:34,286 (COUGHS, PANTING) 601 00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:36,580 (GASPS) 602 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:44,046 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 603 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:55,266 (WIND RUSHING) 604 00:32:56,976 --> 00:33:00,396 (GRUNTS, COUGHS, PANTS) 605 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:01,522 (GROANS) 606 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:14,243 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 607 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,049 (GRUNTS) 608 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:30,551 HENRY, 36: That's not the point! I know what happened! 609 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,094 CLARE, 29: And you wouldn't talk to your wife? 610 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,929 - HENRY, 36: You're not my fucking wife! - I'm your cat? 611 00:33:34,013 --> 00:33:35,556 - HENRY, 36: Fuck you! - CLARE, 29: Fuck you! 612 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:37,141 I will never forgive you! 613 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:40,853 (THUNDER BOOMS) 614 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:44,315 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONE) - (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 615 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:50,863 Henry. Hey. Hey, hey, Henry! Henry! 616 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:52,364 - Henry, you okay? - What are you doing here? 617 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,241 I called him, I thought maybe he could help. 618 00:33:54,325 --> 00:33:55,659 My Dad? What the fuck does he know? 619 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:57,036 I figured he's gotta know something. 620 00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,579 You're getting married in seven hours. 621 00:33:58,579 --> 00:34:00,122 - I was freaking out. - Seven hours? 622 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:03,083 - You've been gone a whole day. - Are you okay, huh? Can you hang on? 623 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,168 Doesn't usually work this way. 624 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:05,461 Yeah, well he's not usually high. 625 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:06,879 Just to be clear, I am not a drug dealer. 626 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,090 I supply unauthorized medical care to the genuinely ill. 627 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,383 - You're also a drug dealer. - It's a matter of emphasis. 628 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,385 Dad. 629 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:17,056 (GROANS, COUGHS) 630 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:21,310 (GASPS) 631 00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:26,982 (GROANS, PANTS) 632 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:53,050 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 633 00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:59,223 - (RAIN PATTERING) - (THUNDER RUMBLING) 634 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:11,318 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 635 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:26,876 (PANTS) 636 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:19,178 CLARE, 29: Go away. 637 00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:22,306 (SOBS) Please. Just go away. 638 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,310 (SOBS) 639 00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:32,858 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 640 00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,030 (DOOR CLOSING) 641 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,045 HENRY, 36: Of course I told her. How could I not? 642 00:36:53,796 --> 00:36:56,423 Well, she... hates me. 643 00:36:56,507 --> 00:36:58,008 She said I was basically a murderer, 644 00:36:58,092 --> 00:36:59,927 so yeah, I guess you could say it went down badly. 645 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,225 Sorry, David, I got to go. 646 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,228 No. 647 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,438 Just a ghost. 648 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,818 Why did you call me a ghost? 649 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:16,986 HENRY, 36: You are a ghost. 650 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,906 From where I'm sitting. 651 00:37:20,990 --> 00:37:23,617 (CLICKS TONGUE) Let's see, when are you from? 652 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:26,620 Before the wedding? 653 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:28,539 Worrying about the future? Haunting it? 654 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,499 Why is Clare crying? 655 00:37:30,499 --> 00:37:32,543 - Because people do sometimes. - HENRY, 28: No. 656 00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:34,169 She's not people, she's your wife. 657 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:36,213 - Why is your wife crying? - No, she isn't. 658 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:38,340 I just saw her. I just spoke to her. 659 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:39,800 She isn't my wife. 660 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:43,220 Technically speaking. 661 00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:46,890 Sorry, junior. 662 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:48,517 You tried, but you couldn't stick the landing. 663 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:52,855 Speaking of which. 664 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:58,986 Miscarriages? 665 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,659 I make time travel babies, and guess what? 666 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:08,912 Time travel right out of the womb. 667 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,419 - Oh, God. - Yeah. 668 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,174 What have you done? 669 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,553 I know you've done something. 670 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,513 Whatever it is, Clare hates you for it, 671 00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:27,806 you just said so yourself. 672 00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:31,769 Do you have any idea what this has been like? 673 00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:36,065 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 674 00:38:36,065 --> 00:38:37,816 Every time she gets pregnant... 675 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:40,194 every time... 676 00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:43,072 she thinks this is the one. 677 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:47,117 This time, it'll happen. 678 00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:51,163 She's so full of hope. 679 00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:55,334 She's so happy, it fills up this whole house. 680 00:38:57,211 --> 00:39:00,172 And I always know it won't work. 681 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:03,467 It won't ever, ever, work. 682 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:05,052 And do you know how long I've known that? 683 00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:10,557 Since I was standing on the other side of this desk. 684 00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:13,644 Since I was you. 685 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:19,316 You had a vasectomy? 686 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:21,902 - Yeah. - You didn't even tell her? 687 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,113 - You just went ahead and did it? - Yeah. That's what I did. 688 00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:25,364 I'm not gonna do that. 689 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,951 That's exactly what you're gonna do. 690 00:39:28,951 --> 00:39:35,666 ♪ (DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 691 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,752 HENRY, 36: How long are you here for, junior? 692 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,673 My memory's a little fuzzy. 693 00:39:42,673 --> 00:39:45,509 Hey. Did you hear me? I'm not gonna do that. 694 00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:47,678 Of course, you're high. That probably explains it. 695 00:39:47,678 --> 00:39:50,347 - I will never do that to Clare. - No, you will do exactly that, 696 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,349 because that's what happens and you can't change it! 697 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,309 - Fuck you! - Oh, what, you're gonna change it? 698 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:55,352 You can't change it! 699 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:56,687 Fucking doofus, can't change anything. 700 00:39:56,687 --> 00:39:58,522 - Yeah, well, I'm changing this. - Fuck off! 701 00:39:58,522 --> 00:39:59,940 You couldn't even get married. 702 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,150 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 703 00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,571 (DOOR OPENING) 704 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:12,911 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 705 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:24,465 Henry? Who are you shouting at? 706 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:36,059 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 707 00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,154 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 708 00:40:50,741 --> 00:40:53,619 (HENRY COUGHING, GROANING) 709 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:54,828 Jesus. 710 00:40:54,912 --> 00:40:56,955 You like cutting it fine, don't you? 711 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:59,875 - RICHARD: You all right? You all right? Yeah? - (HENRY, 36, GROANS) 712 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,210 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 713 00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:03,962 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 714 00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,464 Hello? 715 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,758 HENRY, 28: Clare, it's me. let me in. 716 00:41:07,758 --> 00:41:09,760 - Henry? - GOMEZ: He's back, we got him. 717 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,802 Oh, thank Christ! 718 00:41:10,886 --> 00:41:12,095 GOMEZ: I'll get him to the church. 719 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:14,056 Okay, okay, good. Thank you. 720 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:16,725 Gomez, look at him. 721 00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:18,894 Yeah, I see him. We need to get going. 722 00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,270 Look at him. 723 00:41:20,354 --> 00:41:24,566 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 724 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:25,901 RICHARD: It's the wrong Henry. 725 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:29,071 Well now, isn't this complicated? 726 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,118 Thank you. Sorry, thank you. 727 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:36,578 Sorry. 728 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,706 - I'll get you a towel. - HENRY, 26: Please. 729 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:43,877 (HENRY EXHALES, PANTS) 730 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:45,587 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 731 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:46,964 - You're-- - Yup. 732 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:52,552 (PANTS) 733 00:41:53,387 --> 00:41:54,680 - Here. - Thanks. 734 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,645 - Did you just punch my husband? - You're welcome. 735 00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:05,023 Oh, Christ. No, not tonight. 736 00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:07,317 Fuck. I can't take this, not tonight. 737 00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:10,404 Look, I know how hard this is. I know this is difficult. 738 00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:12,698 CLARE, 29: No, you don't understand. 739 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,117 - I'm not ready for this. - Ready for what? 740 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:16,743 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 741 00:42:16,827 --> 00:42:18,787 - It's shoe polish day. - Shoe polish what? 742 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:21,790 It's shoe polish day. 743 00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:23,875 We need the other one back. Where's the other one? 744 00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,127 And what age are you anyway? 745 00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:26,503 Thirty-six by the calendar year. 746 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:27,921 - Hey, am I still there? - Where? 747 00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:29,256 - When you're 36. - HENRY, 36: Yeah. 748 00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:31,717 - We played pool last Tuesday. - Thanks, man. 749 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:35,929 Shoe polish! I need shoe polish! 750 00:42:36,013 --> 00:42:37,347 - Shoe polish? - Why? 751 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:39,599 Well, I'm guessing none of you guys are carrying hair dye. 752 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,687 No offense, but your husband's an asshole. 753 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,605 CLARE, 29: True. Remind me. 754 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:47,274 Why don't you like watching videos? 755 00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:50,944 The past is a hole I keep falling down. 756 00:42:51,028 --> 00:42:52,904 Looking at it gives me vertigo. 757 00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,824 Well, this isn't the past. This is right now. 758 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,161 - How is this ever gonna work? - Relax. 759 00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,829 I know how this plays out. 760 00:43:00,829 --> 00:43:02,831 I handle the wedding, then I ping back home. 761 00:43:02,831 --> 00:43:05,500 Then junior pings back here, and he handles the marriage. 762 00:43:05,584 --> 00:43:08,170 - He won't be married. - Well, technically, no. 763 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,217 Well. 764 00:43:15,177 --> 00:43:17,387 What do you think, Dad? Do I pass? 765 00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:19,890 (CHUCKLES) Your mother would be proud. 766 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:23,518 Well, that's all that matters, right? 767 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:27,856 You okay? 768 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:30,859 The way you look at me. 769 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,111 What? 770 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,697 Like you haven't seen me in a while. 771 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:43,997 Dad, I-- I-- know that-- 772 00:43:44,081 --> 00:43:45,582 Your mother would be proud, and so am I. 773 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:49,461 GOMEZ: Okay! (CHUCKLES) Let's get moving, hmm? 774 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:52,798 - Hey, Dad. - RICHARD: Hmm? 775 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,677 - Was it worth it? - Getting married? 776 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,470 - Of course it is. - No, no. 777 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,722 Serious thing, serious question. 778 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:02,891 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 779 00:44:02,891 --> 00:44:05,852 What I'm asking is, was marrying Mom worth losing her? 780 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:09,940 This isn't about me. 781 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:12,526 It's about Clare. I'm aging faster than I should, 782 00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:13,777 and I've seen enough of the future 783 00:44:13,777 --> 00:44:16,071 to know that I'm not gonna make it all the way, so... 784 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:19,950 for Clare's sake. 785 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:23,787 Was marrying Mom worth losing her? 786 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:28,708 - That's a big question. - Well, it's a big day. 787 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:32,671 Yeah. 788 00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:36,133 It wasn't easy... 789 00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,135 but it was worth it. 790 00:44:40,554 --> 00:44:41,555 Thanks. 791 00:44:42,431 --> 00:44:43,473 Because of you. 792 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:49,479 I don't say it enough, but it was worth it 793 00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:50,564 because of you. 794 00:44:54,109 --> 00:44:55,152 Give her a child. 795 00:44:57,195 --> 00:45:00,323 If you can't stay, do that. 796 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,535 Give her a child. 797 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:08,582 Well, there might be a problem with that. 798 00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:10,208 Problems can be solved. 799 00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:16,840 Not this one, Dad. 800 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,344 GOMEZ: Guys, come on. I gotta get you to the church. 801 00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:22,762 - Okay. We're coming. - On time! 802 00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:24,431 - Oh, I know. - There's kind of a joke about that. 803 00:45:24,431 --> 00:45:25,765 You'll see. Come on. 804 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:28,185 I know about the joke, Gomez. I've watched the video. 805 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:32,522 ♪ (CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 806 00:45:32,606 --> 00:45:34,649 I mean, what's the point of this? 807 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:36,651 I'm not gonna show up. I'm not-- 808 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,369 No. You have gotta be shitting me. 809 00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:49,664 - You have got to be shitting me. - CLARE, 29: Hmm. 810 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,211 What the fuck is he doing there? 811 00:45:54,211 --> 00:45:56,796 - He's getting married. - Yeah. To my girlfriend! 812 00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:58,381 CLARE, 29: Keep in mind, 813 00:45:58,465 --> 00:45:59,716 he remembers watching these videos. 814 00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,134 - HENRY, 28: Why? - HENRY, 36: Asshole. 815 00:46:01,218 --> 00:46:03,762 Oh, nice. 816 00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,431 Classy. Very classy. In a church! 817 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:09,059 He'll remember that too. 818 00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:11,686 Yeah, you make quite an impression on the cameraman. 819 00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:18,026 Hi. 820 00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:21,404 I'm so sorry. We're running very late, 821 00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:23,490 we're gonna have to bring the bride in straight away. 822 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:26,910 Oh, yeah. No problems. Just lock and load! 823 00:46:32,749 --> 00:46:33,959 All right, remember, don't let anyone 824 00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:35,585 get a good look at you in case they notice 825 00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:36,836 how old and shitty you are. 826 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,547 Oh, thanks, Gomez. Way to calm my nerves. 827 00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:41,424 Oh, don't be nervous, you'll crinkle. 828 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:48,306 ♪ (CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 829 00:46:55,522 --> 00:47:02,320 ♪ (WARM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 830 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:18,503 I thought you'd be angrier. 831 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:21,673 I am angry. 832 00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:24,092 I'm gonna be angry for a very long time. 833 00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:25,844 Now shut up and admire my dress. 834 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:37,397 ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ 835 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,375 Thanks, Dad. 836 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,379 Yep. Now she's getting it. 837 00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:05,383 (INAUDIBLE WHISPERS) 838 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:15,268 - (WHISPERS) Where is he? - (WHISPERS) You look amazing. 839 00:48:15,352 --> 00:48:16,811 You smell of shoe polish. 840 00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:20,565 - You must be glad I hit him. - Why? 841 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,443 I saw your face. I saw you fighting. 842 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:25,654 - You-- you hated him. - No, I never hate him. 843 00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:27,906 PRIEST: Dearly beloved, we have come together into the house... 844 00:48:27,906 --> 00:48:29,282 I mean, I could punch his stupid, 845 00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:31,660 thoughtless little face in, but I could never hate him. 846 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:34,788 HENRY, 28: What's he doing? 847 00:48:35,747 --> 00:48:36,748 Remembering. 848 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,416 (MOUTHS) I love you. 849 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,001 PRIEST: ...Clare and Henry. 850 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,044 Asshole. 851 00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:42,295 PRIEST: Have you come here, 852 00:48:42,379 --> 00:48:44,881 to enter into marriage without coercion, 853 00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:46,841 freely and wholeheartedly? 854 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:48,635 - I have. - I have. 855 00:48:48,635 --> 00:48:50,428 Are you prepared to accept children, 856 00:48:50,512 --> 00:48:52,389 lovingly from God? 857 00:48:52,389 --> 00:48:53,682 PRIEST: And to bring them up, 858 00:48:53,682 --> 00:48:55,809 according to the law of Christ and his church? 859 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:57,602 - HENRY, 36: I am. - CLARE, 20: I am. 860 00:48:58,687 --> 00:48:59,979 I hate what he did to you. 861 00:49:01,981 --> 00:49:05,193 CLARE, 29: Oh, he did what he thought he had to. 862 00:49:05,193 --> 00:49:08,363 I guess 'cause he thought I couldn't take it anymore. 863 00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:09,864 - And... - I, Henry... 864 00:49:09,948 --> 00:49:12,701 ...well, because he definitely couldn't. 865 00:49:12,701 --> 00:49:14,494 Thing is, I wanted children. 866 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:18,540 I wanted your children more than anything in the world. 867 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,917 - And I want that too. - No. 868 00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:24,629 - In sickness and in health... - You gave up after five tries. 869 00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:26,005 ...until death do us part. 870 00:49:26,089 --> 00:49:28,550 I would never have given up. I would have done anything. 871 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:32,929 So how are you gonna forgive me? 872 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:36,725 I, Clare, take you, Henry... 873 00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:38,768 I guess I'm gonna have to figure that one out. 874 00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:40,145 CLARE, 20: To have and to hold 875 00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:43,231 from this day forward. For better, for worse... 876 00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:45,191 But I'm supposed to make you happy. 877 00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:47,527 CLARE, 20: In sickness and in health... 878 00:49:47,527 --> 00:49:49,320 Who told you that? 879 00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,198 To love and to cherish, until death do us part. 880 00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:59,456 (CHUCKLES) Oh! Look at that face. 881 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,585 How old are you now? Twenty-eight? 882 00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:04,711 Yeah. 883 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,422 Twenty-eight. 884 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:12,469 Mm. Hey, I'm the older woman. 885 00:50:12,469 --> 00:50:15,013 Finally! I like this. 886 00:50:17,557 --> 00:50:20,185 Henry, we're not supposed to make each other happy. 887 00:50:22,312 --> 00:50:26,983 If we do, great, but that's not the point. 888 00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:31,279 We're getting married. 889 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:35,450 Not going on a hot date, or a vacation, 890 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:38,953 or a weekend away somewhere, but, actually... 891 00:50:39,913 --> 00:50:41,122 getting married. 892 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,250 I mean, look at us. 893 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,211 Look. 894 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:52,091 Do we look like we're gonna go on vacation? 895 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:56,971 It's like... 896 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:59,265 ♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 897 00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:03,061 ...like setting sail, into a storm. 898 00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:06,147 And you know for a fact, 899 00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:08,483 you both won't make it out the other side. 900 00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:09,776 So what do you do? 901 00:51:12,654 --> 00:51:15,073 You cling on for as long as you can, 902 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,491 because you know, 903 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,662 that this is as good as anything ever gets. 904 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:27,168 Make my happy days happier... 905 00:51:29,963 --> 00:51:31,881 make my sad days bearable. 906 00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:36,928 And if you forgive me when I hurt you, 907 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:38,555 I'll try to do the same for you. 908 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,140 Deal? 909 00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:46,271 Okay. 910 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,151 I miss you. 911 00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:56,656 - Uh, sorry, what? - I miss you. (CHUCKLES) 912 00:51:56,656 --> 00:52:02,203 You... you... (CHUCKLES) ...young, angry, asshole you. 913 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,624 Did I make you change? 914 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,294 Did I chase you away? 915 00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:14,674 - Well, uh, I... - Come see me sometimes. 916 00:52:14,674 --> 00:52:17,552 - Excuse me? - Well, if you time travel here, 917 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:20,805 come see me. You're my husband, I'm entitled. 918 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:28,813 - Isn't that, uh... a bit... - Henry, we're married. 919 00:52:33,735 --> 00:52:36,321 PRIEST: I now pronounce you man and wife. 920 00:52:36,321 --> 00:52:38,239 You may now kiss the bride. 921 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:44,454 (CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 922 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:54,297 ♪ ("WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING) ♪ 923 00:52:55,590 --> 00:52:57,800 Don't worry. Junior will be back in a bit. 924 00:52:57,884 --> 00:52:58,927 I've missed you. 925 00:53:05,934 --> 00:53:07,143 Hey there, comrade. 926 00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:09,479 Here comes the funny. 927 00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:15,902 ♪ (WHIMSICAL SWING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 928 00:53:17,946 --> 00:53:22,533 ♪ I'm gettin' married In the mornin' ♪ 929 00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:27,121 ♪ Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime ♪ 930 00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:31,125 ♪ Pull out the stopper Let's have a whopper ♪ 931 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:36,172 ♪ But get me to the church On time! ♪ 932 00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:38,800 ♪ I've gotta be there In the mornin' ♪ 933 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,802 CHOIR: ♪ She's getting married! ♪ 934 00:53:40,802 --> 00:53:43,388 ♪ Spruced up And lookin' in my prime ♪ 935 00:53:43,388 --> 00:53:44,973 CHOIR: ♪ Looking in her prime! ♪ 936 00:53:44,973 --> 00:53:49,227 ♪ Boys, come and kiss me Show how you'll miss me ♪ 937 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:53,231 ♪ But get me to the church On time! ♪ 938 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:57,610 ♪ If I am dancing Roll up the floor ♪ 939 00:53:57,694 --> 00:54:03,282 ♪ If I am whistling ...me out the door! ♪ 940 00:54:03,366 --> 00:54:07,912 ♪ For I'm gettin' married In the morning ♪ 941 00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:11,457 ♪ Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime ♪ 942 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:12,959 CHOIR: ♪ Ding-ding ding dong! ♪ 943 00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:16,295 ♪ Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compass ♪ 944 00:54:16,379 --> 00:54:19,048 ♪ And get me to the church ♪ 945 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:20,717 ♪ Get me to the church ♪ 946 00:54:20,717 --> 00:54:25,847 -♪ For Pete's sake Get me to the church ♪ - (MOUTHING LYRICS) 947 00:54:25,847 --> 00:54:30,101 ♪ On time... ♪ 948 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:34,313 (ALL APPLAUDING) 949 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:43,906 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 950 00:54:45,867 --> 00:54:47,785 No, but it's too weird. It's a weird idea, 951 00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:49,579 me coming to see you now and then. 952 00:54:49,579 --> 00:54:52,331 I mean, I'm just him. 953 00:54:52,415 --> 00:54:54,500 I'm just basically the guy who got a vasectomy. 954 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,171 Not yet you're not. 955 00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:07,305 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 70174

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