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(Love is for Suckers)

(Lee Da Hee)

(Choi Si Won)

(Love is for Suckers)

(The names of places, organizations, characters, agencies, and incidents in this drama are fictitious)

Thank you for signing up to be a part of the cast of "Kingdom of Love, Season 2."

Finally, we'll ask you the same question we asked everyone else.

What do you think love is?

L-Love?

- Well... - Love is...

Love?

Love is...

Carbohydrates!

Supposedly, beautiful and abundant things

like love, mercy, and consideration for others

all come from carbohydrates.

When I was younger, I thought love was when you get butterflies, and your heart beats faster,

but now I think of love as

something that makes me feel at peace and stable.

Oh, can I be honest?

I think of love as a partnership in gratifying one's desires

where you gain some amount of satisfaction from.

That's what I think love is.

In technical terms, it's called libido.

Love is like a mirage.

You can't tell if it's really there or not,

but you want it.

You desperately want it.

It's close to a state of mania.

I tend to be on the more rational side.

But when I really like someone, I go crazy.

That's why I try my best not to like anyone.

But,

sometimes, I want to have something burning in me, go crazy,

and meet someone that I would go nuts for.

I think of love as looking together in the same direction.

Instead of looking at each other

but looking in the same direction together.

Love is when you are affectionate toward another person.

I think love is when you're more focused on that person's well-being,

and you want that person to be happy whenever and wherever they are.

In love, there is eros,

and also plastic love as well, right?

For me, rather than plastic love,

I think my understanding of love is closer to eros love.

Plastic?

- Platonic! - Platonic.

It's not plastic?

Then what's plastic?

A love that never biodegrades!

It's pretty much platonic love.

Love is

a luxury.

For me, it was a luxury.

But now that I'm fairly well off now, I want to try it.

Love, dating, stuff like that...

But it's a bit hard.

Well, I don't really know how to do it.

Would I be able to do it in the "Kingdom of Love"?

Shall we try it once?

Oh, that would be great. PD!

If you would only pick me...

(Mom)

(Mom)

Get in.

Aren't you breaking the rules by coming to my workplace?

What do you want?

Your sister broke off the engagement.

It's all your fault.

Why...

is that my fault?

I shouldn't have allowed someone so dirty as you into my family.

I knew something like this would happen one day because of you.

I'm to blame for my mistake.

If your mom was going to die, she should have taken her child with her.

Why did she leave you behind when she died?

You're at it again.

The same repertoire for the past 30 years.

I wish you would just disappear from this world.

Life...

is a bit more persevering than you'd think.

How could you be so shameless like that?

I'll be going if you're done taking out your anger on me.

You don't look good.

I suppose...

you're always in a bad mood, Kang Chae Ri.

You always seem to be interested in other people's business.

I'm really not that type.

You've got a lot on your mind because of the show ending early, right?

Well, it's certainly not a good feeling.

It's not your fault, PD.

Things don't always go the way you want.

Can I ask you something?

Ask away.

What do you think love is, Park Jae Hoon?

That question was so out of the blue.

We asked the cast members the same question during the pre-show interview.

I just rewatched it while preparing for the last episode.

I'm curious about your answer as well, Park Jae Hoon.

Wouldn't it be a combination of hormones such as oxytocin, serotonin, and dopamine,

for the evolutionary purpose of reproduction?

What do you think? Is this answer

one you'd approve of, Kang Chae Ri?

Do you seriously believe that?

Come on. Obviously, I'm joking.

Well,

if I were to answer sincerely,

I think of love as

being by someone's side to the very end.

I think that's what love is.

Kang Chae Ri...

what do you think love is?

You were the one who planned

this great show called "Kingdom of Love."

What did you think love was that you made such a show?

Being abandoned.

You become last even though you were first.

And then,

dying.

And the life of the one resulting from such great love

becomes forever miserable.

That's...

the love that I know.

(Love is for Suckers)

(Episode 14 - You may go home)

(Kingdom of Love 2)

Yeo Reum.

Jae Hoon.

What are you doing here?

Were you waiting for me?

Well, yeah...

I was waiting a bit because I missed you.

Look at this.

It's a heart!

It's cute, right?

Wow.

While I was waiting for you,

it fell to the ground, but it caught my eye.

So I picked it up.

Wow, this is so cool.

- It's cute, right? - Yeah.

- Right? - Yeah.

Park Jae Hoon?

Park Jae Hoonnam♪ (Handsome guy)

No, I should be Park Jae Hoonjae♪ (Smoked food)

Like Park Jae Hoonjae-ori? (Smoked duck)

Yeah, Park Jae Hoonjae-ori.

Who is it?

Oh, PD.

What brings you here at this hour?

Do you want to

sleep with me once?

Excuse me?

You don't want to?

W-W-What is this...

Is this like a hidden camera...

Is it something like that?

Well, I mean...

Come inside for now.

So...

Why do you...

want to sleep with me?

If you don't want to, I'll be on my way.

Yeah, Jae Hoon.

Right now?

Jae Hoon.

Sorry for calling you out when you're busy.

No, it's fine.

What is it you want to tell me?

Today is...

- the final decision day. - Yeah,

I am...

going to choose Han Ji Yeon.

I wanted to tell you first.

You're the reason I came to the "Kingdom of Love."

My feelings

are for you, too. But...

I can't just leave Han Ji Yeon by herself in front of the cameras

and turn my back on her.

Since I made the decision to appear in "Kingdom of Love"

and I believe that I need to take responsibility

for whatever consequences result from it.

That is so like Park Jae Hoon.

All right.

I think what you're saying is right, too.

(Kingdom of Love 2 - 60 minutes of dating coupon)

We're going to start shooting.

Before you make your final decision,

please take a moment to remember what you felt and experienced in this place.

You can present a sweet cake to the one you would like to be with

when you go back to your everyday life.

PD Goo, what do we do?

I can't find So Yeon anywhere.

- What do you mean? - She's not in her room.

I looked everywhere she might be, but she was not there.

Gosh, we have to start shooting now, though.

When did you last see her?

Well... this morning.

She was definitely here until the morning.

Ahn So Yeon disappeared?

Yeah.

I had the entire staff look for her for 30 minutes,

but she's nowhere to be seen.

Talk about pulling all the stops...

She ran away out of embarrassment.

What shall we do?

Postpone the shooting until we find her?

Let's just go with it.

It's all over anyway.

Even so, it doesn't...

look so great since it's the last episode.

We can't postpone the shoot just because of her.

We have more to lose than to gain.

Okay then.

- Are we ready? - Yes, we are.

We're now going to go into final selections.

Please get ready.

Everyone, please make your final selections in order.

Kim Joon Ho, please start moving.

Would you like to leave the "Kingdom of Love" with me

and try having sweet love together in real life?

Please get a tight shot of Ji Wan's face.

Yes.

I'll try it.

Next, Lee Hoon Hui,

please get going.

Would you like to share sweet love with me?

Main camera,

get a shot of Lee Hoon Hui and Geum Soo Mi.

If there's someone who wants to give Geum Soo Mi a cake,

please make your move now.

Would you like to leave this place together

and try sharing sweet love together?

I'm sorry.

I cannot share sweet love with you.

Goodbye.

I'll accept...

this cake.

Let's meet outside as well.

PD.

What...

were we?

What would we be?

It doesn't mean anything.

Why me, of all people?

Why me?

Because when you were asked what love was,

you said...

it was a luxury.

I felt like you understood your place well.

In any case, thanks to you,

I felt warmth momentarily.

Thank you.

I usually...

have a lot of body heat.

I hope that for you,

love will not be a luxury

but a reality, Hwang Jang Goon.

Would you like to

leave "Kingdom of Love" with me

and have sweet love together?

I accept.

Finally, Park Jae Hoon,

please make your final selection.

Would you like to

wrap up your time in "Kingdom of Love"

and try sharing sweet love with me?

From the moment I first met you, Jae Hoon,

to every moment in the "Kingdom of Love"...

even though it hurt,

I was happy.

It seems that our relationship

is only to this point.

What is this?

Why is Han Ji Yeon acting like that?

PD Kang. What is this right now?

What could it be?

It's the "Kingdom of Love."

Oh, my goodness.

Cut.

Lastly, we're going to get a drone cut.

Our staff, please take the equipment and get out of the shot.

Cast members, please stay in your positions for a moment.

- Hee Chang. - Yes?

Please get Lee Hoon Hui and Park Jae Hoon something to wipe their faces with.

Oh, okay.

I'll...

- also make the final selection! - Sunbaenim...

Ahn So Yeon?

- What's she doing? - So Yeon?

Hee Chang...

call 911 first, just in case.

Yes, I got it.

What?

What's wrong with her?

Ahn So Yeon!

PD Goo.

So Yeon, what are you doing over there!

- What are you doing? - So Yeon, wait.

What is that...

Did you call the police and the ambulance?

Yes, I called them.

So, she ends up causing trouble in the end.

I told you she's risky because of her bipolar disorder.

What do we do?

I feel like she might fall like that...

Man, this is such a mess.

This is unprecedented in so many ways, don't you think?

Aren't you even worried, Joon Ho?

When a person is up there in a dangerous spot?

I-I am worried.

I am worried.

We don't even know when the ambulance might get here.

Shouldn't we at least put a mattress and some blankets on the ground?

I think we should.

The men here, let's go and carry some over here.

Okay, got it.

The male members of the cast, let's go.

What is this...

It looks so dangerous.

So Yeon...

I know...

you had a hard time at the Kingdom all this time.

Even so...

doing this here is too dangerous.

I'll hold you, So Yeon. Okay?

PD Goo, people said

I look cheap...

and that I have a strange look in my eyes.

People who don't even know me well...

Why are they talking s♪♪♪ about me?

Why are they running their mouths as they please?

Who are they to do that?

Who do they think they are...

So Yeon.

That's all...

my fault entirely.

You're a really good person, So Yeon.

I should've caught the good sides you have

on camera...

and showed them to people...

but I failed to do that.

I'm really sorry.

It's all the staff's fault.

It's all my fault completely.

So, So Yeon,

hold my hand...

and come over here. Okay?

Gosh...

So Yeon...

One second.

Try holding my arm.

I feel so dizzy.

So Yeon...

Give me the bottle.

Try to pull yourself together a bit.

- Hee Chang. - Yes.

You try going up there.

Okay, got it.

What do we do?

- Hold my hand and... - O-Okay.

Pull your legs up.

Come down here now.

Carefully...

Yeo Reum...

Goo Yeo Reum!

Yeo Reum, wake up.

Goo Yeo Reum!

Can you hear me?

Yeo Reum.

Yeo Reum, get up.

No... Come on, Yeo Reum...

I am a doctor. I'll go with you.

Please go to Hankuk University Hospital.

It's So Yeon.

Cast and staff...

"Kingdom of Love, Season 2" filming ends here.

Everyone...

may go back home now.

What is this?

- Isn't this so irresponsible? - It's going to end like this?

I can't believe this.

What in the world...

- Is it okay for us to end like this? - Great work, everyone.

You've all worked hard. Hee Chang, I leave you in charge.

Great work, everyone.

So, we just leave?

(Kim Joon Ho)

(Hwang Jang Goon)

- You've done great. - Great work.

Aigoo!

Give it to me.

I'll take it.

Great work, everyone.

- So do we go? - Let's go.

Watch your head.

I'll close the door.

Are you driving me all the way to my house?

Yes, of course.

In front of my house,

there's a restaurant that makes really good pork backbone stew.

Do you want to have dinner together?

It'd be nice if we could have some soju, too.

Yes.

Soo Mi.

Yes.

I...

have something to tell you.

What is it?

Well...

I...

slept with someone else at the Kingdom.

W-What?

Yeo Reum.

We're in the hospital.

Jae Hoon.

I'm not dreaming right now, right?

No, you're not.

Oh, be careful.

What happened to So Yeon?

Is she okay?

Yeah.

The writers took her home

and called her family members.

What a relief.

Are you seriously worried about

someone else first in a situation like this?

You told me it's not a dream.

Then that means I'm fine.

And you're by my side.

Your vitals are okay

and your CT scans came out fine, too.

Since you regained consciousness,

you can leave the hospital after getting some rest.

Thanks.

Oh, right. What happened with the situation on set?

Did everything get wrapped up okay?

I came to the hospital with you right away,

but PD Hee Chang gave me a call a moment ago.

He said they wrapped up shooting Kingdom well,

and asked me to call him when you woke up.

They must be worrying about me.

Give them a call for me.

Goo Yeo Reum. What's so important about the show

that you worry about the cast and the shooting more than yourself?

Why is that?

I don't know.

Just... I end up doing that without thinking about it.

Jae Hoon.

I'm really fine.

I'm really fine.

Okay?

Yeo Reum!

Daughter!

Mom, Dad...

Do you know how scared I was?

Why would you go up there like that?

Why would you go up there?

My daughter...

Daughter... Aigoo...

Mom and Dad, sorry for making you worry.

I'm really sorry.

Quit your job immediately.

I just can't understand it.

Why do you have to do jobs that are so dangerous?

Why must you?

Aigoo...

Daughter.

- Mom... - You always have to be careful.

You got that?

Let me see, let me see.

Goodness...

I'm really okay, Mom.

Let me see.

I'm fine.

Are you really not hurt anywhere?

Goodness...

PD.

It's Park Jae Hoon.

PD Goo Yeo Reum woke up.

Yes, after she's had some time to rest and stabilize,

I'll tell her to give you a call.

Yes, I understand.

All right. Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, Honey.

Shouldn't we go to Yeo Reum's hospital?

I'll watch the restaurant by myself,

so go and visit her first if you're really worried.

I got a call from Jae Hoon already.

She'll leave the hospital soon.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Yeo Reum's parents came up here, so she's going to go to Chuncheon first,

and rest there for a couple of days before coming back up.

How scared Yeo Reum's parents must've been...

What's all this, really...

I know, right?

Never thought I'd see something like this in my day.

- Right? - Yeah.

It's all right. I'll do it.

No, it's okay.

Get some rest.

Aigoo.

I really...

don't know what to say.

I'm sorry.

How were you managing the cast members?

What would you have done if it resulted in a really bad accident?

I'm sorry.

Thankfully, PD Goo wasn't hurt too badly.

But still.

A knifing incident and a falling accident on set...

Submit a letter of apology.

Disciplinary actions will be made after assessing the situation later,

so just stand by.

I understand.

She's so rude.

♫ Slow down the pace, you might slip ♫

♫ Look around, you might be surprised to bump into something ♫

♫ It's still not good timing, you're standing still ♫

Daebak.

- Isn't he Park Jae Hoon? - It is!

It's Park Jae Hoon from "Kingdom of Love."

Oh, daebak. I'm a big fan of his!

Daebak.

Can I see the other ones, too?

♫ It's unfamiliar as my heart flutters suddenly ♫

Please be careful here.

♫ It's awkward, but carefully and slowly ♫

Could you put it over here?

♫ A love that started, unfathomable ♫

♫ Take care not to get mixed up ♫

♫ Match your timing and don't be too clumsy ♫

♫ I, I want to fall in love ♫

♫ Falling in love with you ♫

♫ Like this, slowly ♫

♫ I, I want to fall in love ♫

♫ Falling in love with you ♫

♫ Like this, slowly ♫

♫ Like this, slowly ♫

♫ When I open my eyes ♫

♫ Happiness slowly wells up within me ♫

♫ A hot summer and you smiling in it ♫

♫ And I was there next to you ♫

♫ When I open my eyes again ♫

♫ I feel like I'm so far away ♫

♫ I watch helplessly like this ♫

Jae Hoon?

♫ The reason why it hurts so badly like this ♫

♫ The reason why I keep having expectations, thinking perhaps ♫

You're already here?

♫ We're so beautiful, no need to envy anyone ♫

Jae Hoon, what's all this?

Well, I just bought what you would need right away.

Based roughly on your style.

When did you buy all of this?

Welcome back.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah.

By any chance,

if you keep feeling scared or are reminded of it,

you can go get trauma therapy.

I'm really fine.

After spending the past few days

resting up and eating my mom's cooking,

I feel like my condition is even better than before.

Jae Hoon.

Yeah?

That day,

the day of the accident...

you know how people say

that when you're about to die or go through a major crisis,

your life flashes before your eyes

like a panorama

in that short amount of time.

Yeah, people say that.

But...

for me,

only one thought came to mind.

What thought?

The thought that

I didn't get to answer you.

You told me that you loved me,

but I wasn't able to answer you right away that day.

I...

regretted that so much.

I love you.

I'm sorry I couldn't answer you right away that day.

I've been wanting to tell you that.

Yeo Reum.

I love you more.

Jae Hoon, your hyungnim is here.

Yeo Reum, we're here.

Unni, Oppa, I'm here, too.

They're coming.

Surprise!

Yeo Reum!

What's happening...

- You made chicken porridge instead of what? - Come on, no.

All right, hold off on catching up for now.

Since we sat down, let's eat before it gets cold.

What is all this?

Very warm...

chicken porridge!

What's with the chicken porridge?

I told you I'm perfectly fine.

You should've fried some chicken feet.

I didn't make him do it.

He just kept insisting that he would make chicken porridge for you.

Dae Shik oppa is sensitive in a subtle way.

I'm not subtle.

I'm blatantly sensitive.

Dae Shik. Thank you!

Yes, of course.

Hey. Have you guys ever had chicken porridge with alcohol?

The pairing is perfect.

More than anything, it soothes your stomach.

Your stomach feels so much better.

You can keep drinking while protecting your liver.

It's the perfect food.

All right. Goo Yeo Reum, Park Jae Hoon.

Congratulations on coming back to the neighborhood!

Cheers!

We missed you.

- What about me? - Not so much for you, Oppa.

I'm not interested in you.

But I do wonder if this is something that's really worth celebrating.

Just enjoy it and drink.

It's an excuse for drinking.

- Okay. Cheers! - Cheers!

But, is "Kingdom of Love" really going to end early?

Yeah.

Once this episode airs, it'll be all over.

Whoa. That's really daebak.

Yeo Reum, what about you? Are you all right?

You're not going to be blamed for anything, right?

No, it doesn't matter.

I'll just go to work tomorrow and see how everything is going.

Then, does that mean you've made your final selection, too, Jae Heon?

I did.

What happened?

Tell us quickly!

Did you become a couple

- with Han Ji Yeon? - Did you?

Are you really dating her?

So what happened was...

Oh, gosh...

- Watch the show and find out. - Oh, come on!

I'm so curious! Why aren't you telling us?

Come on, tell us.

The PD is right next to me. How could I spoil the show?

If spoilers get out, then I'll get in trouble.

These guys are driving me nuts.

I'm the PD.

Hello.

- Hey, Yeo Reum. - Sunbaenim.

I heard about what happened.

Are you okay?

Yes, well. I'm okay.

It's an event that will be remembered in the history records of variety shows.

Cheer up.

See you later.

PD Goo.

Oh, Writer.

What in the world is going on?

I nearly fainted when I heard the news.

- I was seriously in shock. - Still,

it's a relief that it didn't result in anything worse.

What do you mean, it was a relief?

Something terrible could've happened to you.

Anyway, when things get less busy, let's grab something to eat together.

Sounds good.

Thank you.

Sunbaenim!

PD Goo.

- Sunbaenim! - PD...

How are you guys doing?

Sunbaenim, are you okay?

Sung Woo, I should be asking you if you're okay.

How's the wound?

I'm really fine.

I'm almost fully healed up.

That's good to hear.

Sunbaenim, I'm sorry.

I should have assisted you next to you...

- I'm sorry I wasn't there. - Hey.

Why are you always so sorry?

Don't be like that, okay?

I want to talk to Goo Yeo Reum quietly alone.

Could everyone give us some space?

Goo Yeo Reum.

PD.

I sincerely regret that there was an unfortunate event that took place on set.

Because you went up there and bought us some time, we were able to prevent a major accident,

and in the chaos, the fact that you fell-

I regret that you were in such an accident.

Kang Chae Ri.

Are you doing some kind of diplomatic negotiation?

Why are you beating around the bush like that?

What did I do?

In situations like this, most people

just say things straightforwardly like

"Thank you" and "I'm sorry."

Thank you.

And sorry.

You are

quite consistent.

But...

how did you manage to keep the cast's mouths shut?

I thought there'd be a major commotion by now, but why is it so quiet?

I didn't really do anything special,

but they're quiet by themselves.

I have a bad feeling about this...

What bad feeling?

It's just too quiet.

So it's giving me a bad feeling.

Sunbaenim! We're in big trouble.

What is it? Why?

Take a look at this.

What is it?

(A cast member and a staff member of "Kingdom of Love, Season 2" get physical in secret... Did they deceive the viewers?)

(An anonymous source reported that a cast member and a staff member hooked up while the show was ongoing...)

(The staff of the crazy show is also crazy. I What exactly did they do on set... sex?)

Hey, what's this?

(A cast member and a staff member of "Kingdom of Love, Season 2" get physical in secret... Did they deceive the viewers?)

Supposedly, the one who reported this was a cast member.

Does anyone come to mind?

I haven't been able to

properly assess the situation yet...

I'm sorry.

You really don't know who it could have been?

I don't know.

How could we have such crazy rumors like this attached to the show? Huh?

Goodness.

- I'm sorry. - About what?

I feel like it's my fault.

A cast member and a staff member...

I'd be the only potential source of such a story.

Including the kiss scene that was aired before.

First, I'll try to find out who reported it,

and try to assess the situation before the last episode airs.

Okay.

Yeo Reum!

Aren't you cold?

Let's go inside.

♫ What can make me flutter in the wind like this ♫

♫ Carrying pink imaginations between the two of us ♫

♫ I don't even blink, I can't believe this feeling ♫

♫ You gently blow into my bleak daily life ♫

♫ In the flow, something changed. Oh stop it, no! ♫

(Love is for Suckers)

What is this? Isn't this you, PD Goo?

How am I supposed to interpret this?

You're telling me nothing's going on between you two, right?

I think it's better to tackle this head-on than clumsily avoid it.

Then you and Park Jae Hoon will take all the blame.

You stay out of it rather than clumsily trying to be righteous.

Have you seen the article?

Park Jae Hoon.

There are rumors about how he's living together with the PD in charge.

You haven't received any calls yet?

I guess everyone's pretending not to know anything.

I have a bad vibe about this.

Jae Hoon, I need to discuss something with you.

♫ Even with your subtle breath, I feel dizzy ♫