Original subtitles

Ballard Pier! Alight quickly, everyone.

Damn that oldie! Felt me up!

Really?

- Let's go get him! - Ballard Pier passengers! Alight quickly!

- Come...where did he go? - There he is!

- Alright, I'll talk to you later. - Hey! Stop!

- Hey! Stop! - Catch him!

- That's the sleazeball, right? - Yes.

Stop, Oldie!

- Pervert! Stop! - Hey...You! Stop!

Where do you think you're going, huh?

Why did you touch my back?

I... I didn't do anything!

You didn't?

Then, why don't you?

I have the hots for you since the moment you touched me!

Come. I even have a room.

Five hundred rupees.

Oh... you're already dreaming!

Just eight hundred.

Come on!

Let go of me. I'm not that kind of a man!

Then what kind of a man are you?

You want to imagine me privately later?

Alright, I'll give you a discount.

Four hundred for me. Two-fifty for her. Oh, come on now!

Please leave me. I'm not that kind of a man!

Stupid wimp! Dirtbag!

Only wants to lust from afar.

Cunt! Let's go eat some wada-paav.

Sir, if it's a girl, buy pink. If it's a boy, buy blue.

Why?

Sir, most people do that.

We shouldn't do what most people do.

We should do what is appropriate.

Listen... pack both of them.

Superb, Sir! Sure.

- A baby looks good in any colour, right? - Yes Sir. Of course.

Be it a girl or a boy.

Yes Sir.

Keep it in the car.

Hey! Mr. Rao!

- Oh...Mr. Khosla. - Wearing a mask, Mr. Rao? Wow!

Yes Mr. Khosla. I believe in taking precautions.

I can see that!

I've heard that the virus first enters the mouth.

Don't you know that masks are compulsory in China?

Don't talk of China!

The whole world is suffering because of them.

Dog... Cats... Bats... Chinese people eat everything.

- Sit Bruno - Bruno need not worry, Mr. Rao.

Nobody will eat him!

Mr. Rao, let's go to the club this evening.

- Let's have a drink, play cards. - No.

What say?

We should avoid social gatherings now. Why take risks?

What risk, Mr. Rao?

Alcohol kills all the germs in your stomach!

Corona doesn't stand a chance!

Still... Another time.

I'm travelling to Hyderabad next week.

Oh.

My daughter is pregnant with her...

...first child after ten years of marriage.

Wow! Heartiest Congratulations!

Oh yes... Precautions! Alright.

Doesn't matter. I'll have your share of drinks too.

Alright, see you then.

Bye bye, Bruno!

Mummy...balloon!!

Shit! We dropped the all the soft-drinks and chips!

You want to eat chips?!

I want to eat you.

From top to bottom.

Wait a bit.

Then your uncle will enjoy in Shimla, and we'll enjoy his apartment.

And what will we do there?

Lose our virginity, what else?

I'm already frustrated with this virginity tag.

Hmm...

Once in the apartment, I'll eat you alive!

You're talking as if only you are desperate.

I'm a virgin too!

Madam, it's time to remove the tag of virginity.

So, a decent boy like me deserves one more smooch from a cute girl like you!

Palak, wait!

What? No!

No!

No!

What?

It's already been repaired so many times!

Throw it away and buy a new one.

I don't want a new one. Repair this one, please.

I bet you will need to get it repaired again in ten days.

That'll be good for you! You'll get paid again.

Take it. Just one hundred rupees.

I assure you, walking will be a pleasure.

Buy it. You've been using the old one for two years.

Really?

We aren't buying the Taj Mahal. Don't overthink. Buy it.

I'll buy it for eighty.

My purchase price is ninety.

How can I give to you for eighty?

Seventy!

Alright... since it's my first sale of the day!

Baba, I want to eat Chow Mein.

No! Hadn't I said that you'll only get one thing?

Baba just bought you a chocolate, didn't he?

Nowadays, one shouldn't eat Chinese food.

Why not?

Didn't you read on WhatsApp?

China is spreading the virus in the entire world through their food.

Now we'll definitely eat it. WhatsApp has made people crazy.

Enjoying it? Tell me, are you enjoying?

- Now turn around. - Gabru.

- Not behind, Gabru. Please. - Should I tell your mother?

No Gabru. Not behind. Gabru!

Just by growing nails, a cat won't become a tiger!

Tipu bhai, when you laugh,

the dimples on your cheek look great!

Forget the pits on my cheeks. Our entire business is in the pits!

Looks like a new customer

For how long will you enjoy me for free, Gabru?

It's not for free, darling.

It's the tax for hiding things from your mother, dear.

How you have been a prostitute for the last two years...

...by hoodwinking your mother...

...that 'I'm a nurse. I serve people, mother'.

At least give me something! You ate into my business hours.

You're right! This is wrong.

Never sleep with anybody for free.

Here...fifty. Happy?

Now keep your mouth shut.

Give me a hundred at least.

Be thankful I'm giving you money, and not taking it from you.

How kind of you!

Oh! Mehrunnisa, my love!

That's the least I can do.

After all, we're from the same village.

See you!

- I'll call you, OK? -Yeah, right! Dirtbag!

Butterfly, fly away! Pigeon, fly away! Crow, fly away! Crocodile, fly away!

Hey Titli! Is this the time to play?

Sleep while you still get to sleep at night.

Scoot! All of you! Go!

- What's up? - What's up with you Sundari?

Nothing. Waiting for a customer.

- Where's Kamli? - Downstairs. With her trucker.

Are you going to take me or just keep staring?

What kind of people do you like?

All kinds of people, my dear.

There's no morals when it comes to getting laid.

Everybody comes here for the same thing.

Quite filmy, aren't you?

Leave it. Get started. Don't waste time.

How are you, Swati.

How are you, Appa?

I miss Mummy a lot!

Yes dear.

I wish she were still here.

My due date is just a month away.

How will everything be managed? I already feeling very anxious and...

You are receiving this blessing after so many years of marriage.

As it is, I'm coming over.

I'll be there next week.

- OK? - Really?

To take care of you and the baby.

I'm so excited to be a grandfather!

- I wasn't this excited to be a father. - Uncle...

One minute. Swati, I'll call again.

Yes Appa. Love you.

Uncle, the food is in the hot case. The rest of the work is done.

I'll leave.

One minute... Phoolmati...

I forgot to tell you...

Due to Corona, the society has forbidden maids from coming to work.

I'm really sorry.

Here's this month's salary.

And you too stay safe.

Don't let family members go out.

What will we eat if we don't go out, Uncle?

The poor will die of starvation first.

Hmm...

- Take this... - Uncle, you've already...

Consider it as next month's salary in advance. OK?

Alright, Uncle!

How will you manage all the work by yourself?

It's a matter of a few days.

Next week I'm going to Hyderabad to meet Swati.

Alright.

Take care.

I'm leaving.

Famous Bollywood singer Rekha Kapoor has caught Corona!

She had been to a well-known businessman's party.

It was attended by many famous personalities.

Now everybody will be tested for Corona.

Since you've started your food stall, customers have stopped coming.

Don't blame my stall. Blame the media.

They've put fear in people's minds. People are avoiding crowded places.

I left my farm and my village to come to the city to earn more.

Corona has messed up the business!

- Vilas bhai! - Well, Madhav! Your stall is shining.

I could buy it only thanks to the loan you gave me.

Oh! You remember the loan? He remembers!

- I thought you've forgotten. - No, no, Vilas bhai...

What had you promised when I lent you 12,000 rupees?

You will pay the loan instalment on the first of every month, right?

I was going to meet you...

Money's a little tight...

Business is slow due to Corona...

Don't bore me with your sob stories.

I want the two missed instalments together.

Give me a date.

I'll give you 6,000 by the first of the next month. I promise.

- On the first of April, right? - Yes, Vilas bhai.

Don't make an April Fool of me!

- I wouldn't dream of it! - Clear your dues...

...And pay the rest on time!

Yes, Vilasbhai.

Come, Guddu. Let's settle Javed's account too.

- Titli! Don't go too far in the water. - I won't.

Don't worry too much. She's too smart.

No! Poor thing's motherless.

Had Tipu not taken her in, she'd have nowhere to go.

Tell me Mehru...

Why do these girls give away for free, what we charge for?

Who told you it's for free?

Everything has a price.

They must be taking lipsticks, mobiles, movies, popcorn,

before giving it away!

The pleasures of youth! Enjoy!

Sister, look what I found!

What is it?

Wow! What'll you do with it? Give it to me.

What for? I found it! Finders keepers!

Will you trade it for candy floss?

- Yes. Give me the money! - Yes.

Didn't I tell you she's overly smart?

- Here... - I'm going to eat two.

Alright Madam! Here...eat two. What a big appetite you have!

Looks fancy!

- What is it? - It's looking like a knife.

Pass me the beer bottle...

Stop, man!

Hold this...

How're you, old lady? What's up?

I'm waiting for my death. But who cares!

So? Should I quit my job as a nurse?

As it is, the number of patients has increased lately.

Are you threatening me?

Got the 1,000 rupees I'd sent?

Yes.

I'll hang up now. Or else the bosses will scold me.

- Take care. - Yes.

What if your mother finds out the truth?

She'll die of shame.

Don't you feel like visiting her some time?

What will I do there? And who will earn money?

We'll both starve to death. Better to live in Mumbai and earn.

Got your candy floss? Eat it up, then.

- Hey Palak... - Hmm?

- Palak! - Yes?

Do you have my Swiss knife?

No.

No idea where I lost it. It was my favourite.

Maybe I lost it at the beach.

Is there nothing else you can think of?

My uncle must have boarded the flight already.

- Come right now! - Not now!

Dad's home nowadays. If I'm late, he'll chew my ears off.

Can't you listen to one lecture for me?

That's not it.

It's our first time. I don't want to rush through it.

- Correct! We should savour it. - Right!

I had sent you the location. Did you check it?

Yes. It's very close by. I'll reach there quickly.

Mr. Yadav! Mr. Yadav!

Mr. Yadav! Mr. Yadav!

- MR. YADAV! Gosh! - Good evening, Madam!

I've been honking for so long! Are you deaf?

Sorry Madam. I dozed off. Yesterday I did night duty too.

Mr. Gupta of Flat no. 201 has parked his car in my slot.

And you're dozing off! Where am I supposed to park my car?

Shouldn't you ensure that people park their cars properly?

Why is Dad sending these WhatsApp messages on the family group?

Don't stare at me! Call him! Tell him to park his car properly.

Dev Sir! Madam it's his uncle's car...

Is Mr. Gupta your uncle?

- Yes. - Where is he?

He's gone to Shimla for a week. I'll be staying here till he returns.

Then, park his car properly! How will I park my car?

I know nothing. And I can't drive a car.

Christ! Are you serious?

You know what? I'll park the car. It's OK. Give me the keys.

- You do have the keys, right? - Upstairs...

Please go and get it!

Make it fast.

Here you go.

And I'm really sorry about the way I behaved earlier.

It's just that if somebody disturbs my personal space...

...I get very riled up. So, I'm really sorry.

It's OK. I understand, Madam.

What did you call me? Madam?

My name's Moon Alves.

- Say 'Moon'... - Moon.

Better!

So, Dev, I've never seen you in this building before.

Actually, I live in a boys' hostel in South Mumbai.

- Oh. - Uncle had to go out of town.

So, he called me to take care of the plants and fish.

He's really possessive about them.

I had college vacations. So, I thought, why not?

You really can't drive a car or are you afraid of your uncle?

No. I love bikes.

Bikes! Even I love bikes!

Flying aircrafts has made me forget how to ride a bike!

You fly planes?!

No I'm a hit-woman.

I'm joking. I'm a commercial pilot.

I can only imagine how amazing your life must be!

Yes, it is.

I live the high life... up in the air...

But if you need something on earth... I mean in this society...

...don't hesitate.

Just reach out. OK?

It was nice to meet you, Dev.

Take care of yourself, yeah?

Bye Moon.

An unprecedented, historic decision!

The entire country in a 21-day lockdown!

The Central Government has just made the declaration.

that everything will be closed down for 21 days...

Tipu! Why are you banging on the door?

I'm with a customer.

Finish with him quickly. There's a line for you outside.

You think I'm a juicer? Fruit in, juice out!

Entire India is in lockdown. There's chaos everywhere.

Serve as many customers as you can tonight.

- Lock...what? - Lock...lockdown...

A disease called Corona is spreading.

All businesses to shut down for 21 days.

Like, the entire country will down its shutters!

C'mon. Finish with him fast.

Damn!

My pink t-shirt is not here...

- Mummy! - Yes...

Mummy! Where's my pink t-shirt?

Why do you need the pink t-shirt?

I told you yesterday!

I have to go to Michelle's birthday party!

Forget about birthday parties now.

The entire country is in lockdown. For 21 days.

Lockdown? What do you mean?

It means nobody will be going out for 21 days.

If you can pull yourself away from birthday parties and insta stories...

...and listen to the news, you'll know what's happening in the country.

Got it?

What's for dinner?

Cabbage curry.

Make Cabbage Manchurian instead.

- Haven't had them in a while. - Alright.

I told you yesterday!

Sir. I've already told you! All flights have been cancelled.

Your ticket will be refunded.

Look, I don't want a refund.

I want to go to Hyderabad.

Sir, I understand, but I can't help you.

Thank you for speaking with booking.com.

Stay home. Stay safe.

What do you mean 'Stay safe'?

The whole world is fighting Corona!

The whole country is in a lockdown!

I can't go to Hyderabad!

And you're saying, 'Stay safe'! Pointless!

I'm sorry, Sir. Like I said before...

Oh Swati!

There's a long queue outside the department store!

I stood for two hours at the billing counter.

Appa, how will you manage by yourself for so long!

Just a minute, Swati.

Let me just keep this in the car.

Why are you doing it yourself, Appa?

Why did you not call the driver?

All markets will close till he comes from Dharavi.

Oh! Right!

I finished off the provisions since

I was going to come to Hyderabad.

OK, Appa, just relax now. Breathe.

I hope you've now bought everything?

Oh no!

What's wrong?

I forgot to buy salt!

The queue is so long!

I'll have to stand in line again!

- Appa... - Swati, I'll talk to you later.

Rations are about to finish.

The rent isn't paid yet.

Vilas bhai's loan instalment is due.

And this lockdown!

How can we go out to look for work?

The lockdown will be lifted in just a few days.

Yes, and everything will go back to what it was, right?

Why are you getting mad at me?

I didn't bring this Corona!

Come here.

Just come here.

Don't worry about the rent.

I'll talk to Rafique bhai.

- As for rations... - Shh!

- What is it? - A rat

Rat?

Oh no! That dog chewed up the new packet of oil!

Dog?!

I'm cursing the rat!

There's a rat? Rat?

Five thousand cases have

been reported so far and

there's fear in the minds of people

which is why there's panic buying...

- Jaggu ran off! - I knew he would!

He was a coward. He was bound to run.

Isn't that Madhav?

- Yes, it is him! - Let's catch him.

He hasn't paid two months' rent.

He's had it today!

Hey! Stop!

What...

You thought I wouldn't recognise you behind the mask?

No, no, Rafique bhai... I didn't see you at all!

You neither receive calls, nor call me back.

The month is almost over. You haven't paid the rent yet.

You think I'm doing charity?

I wanted to meet you. I'm in a tight spot.

And then this lockdown...

Please waive the rent for this month.

There's no money to feed the kids.

No money? What are you doing at the grocery shop then?

- Hey...check him for money... - Rafique bhai...please...

Check properly everywhere.

Liar! The rascal has hidden the money in his sleeve!

- Count it. - Rafique bhai...

There's 3,800!

That's two months' rent.

Still 200 short.

At least return 500. The kids need food...

- You think I'm a fool? - Rafique bhai!

- Get lost! - I need money for my kids!

If I think of his kids, what will my kids eat?

Wish you'd have come here last evening itself!

We'd have enjoyed so much!

You're too scared of your father.

What's the worst that would happen? You'd get scolded?

How was I to know that a lockdown would be announced!

Wouldn't I have come if I knew?

This is all your fault.

You took two years for such a simple thing!

This is the limit!

You kept refusing!

'I don't want to do it here... Not in the car... Not in a hotel...'

It's the first time!

The place should be safe and clean, right?

I was so looking forward to it!

I visited the salon, bought your favourite lingerie...

Now I'm wearing it and I'm stuck at home. Alone!

Lingerie?

Show me what you're wearing.

Damn! I can't control this!

I'm so hot for you now!

Perhaps we're destined to remain virgins.

Make an excuse and come here.

The house is all ours. And you stay so close by.

No excuse will work.

My parents are excessively paranoid and panicky.

Leave it.

That pink strap is twirling in my head!

I feel like crawling through the laptop and pouncing on you!

Is that so?

Give me a kiss. Please.

One more, one more.

I love you!

I love you too!

See you.

Bye!

Bye!

Kabir bhai, only 800 Rupees?

Thank your stars I'm giving you this much in this lockdown.

And if you're so short of money, why don't you return to your village?

Buses, trains... everything is shut. How will we go?

Some people from your village are leaving on foot in a few days.

On foot?!

It's better than starving to death here.

Don't overthink.

Kishan uncle, the tea-stall owner, is leaving with his entire family.

Kabir bhai, please introduce me to him.

I'll be greatly obliged!

Alright, I will.

It's good that everybody has gathered here today.

This is Madhav Prakash ji.

He wants to accompany us with his family.

Those who want to come along...

...should assemble at Hanuman Chowk on Wednesday night at 10.

One more thing.

All of us will have to be brave.

We'll have to walk about 30 to 40 kilometres each day.

Only then we'll be able to reach home in about 20 to 25 days.

It's even more difficult for you.

How will you make it with two children in tow?

Yes, it's difficult, but what else can we do?

Damned if we stay. Damned if we leave.

Dead, not damned, if we stay!

We have homes and farms in the village. We won't starve to death.

Here, if we lose our jobs, who will feed us?

Charandas is right.

We'll leave quietly in the night, unseen by anybody.

After that, each one for himself.

The risk of catching Corona is the highest over here.

I've heard that the dead person's family isn't allowed to see their body.

At least if we die in our village, our kin can light our pyre!

Kishan ji is absolutely right.

- Why have you gathered here? - There's a lockdown in force!

- Scoot! Get lost! - Run off!

This always happens...

When anything goes wrong anywhere, we have to suffer!

So true, Aunty!

Aunty, you're the boss!

These cookery shows on TV are making my mouth water!

- I'm sick of this bland food! - Damn right!

If this goes on, we'll have to trade our kidneys instead of our flesh!

- Even laughing comes at a price. - Damn! What a pain!

What a dangerous disease!

If people can't touch each other! How will we do business?

Mehru, in the lockdown we can still do business without touching!

How is that?

With this!

- What? - Phone sex!

What do you mean?

Phone sex means...

...saying sexy stuff on the phone and arousing the customer...

...and 'relieving' him on the phone itself!

You could even dance if you wanted to!

Wow Tipu! So, we just speak on the phone and get paid for it?

Wow! What an idea!

I've already snared a fish and taken 250 rupees as advance!

250! Who's feeling so hot?

Jumman tailor...he's really desperate!

C'mon, call him.

Be quiet, everybody!

- Hello? - Hello Jumman bhai...

- Where are you? - In the loo! Where else?

In the loo? Listen, your favourite Mehru is here.

The next voice will be Mehru's!

Yes, oh yes! Put her on!

Hello Jumman!

- My darling! - How are you, my love?

I'm wonderful.

You're alone, right?

All alone! I shooed Tipu away.

I'm in my room, where you always got laid.

I heard your voice after so long... My darling! I miss you!

Miss you too, dear!

Just 'miss you'? So unromantic! Give me a kiss!

Why just one? Take ten!

Aah!!

What's wrong?

Nothing. You gave me so many kisses that I exclaimed 'Aah!!'

- What are you wearing? - Me? A saree and a blouse.

Oh my!

Oh no! I've dropped my saree off my shoulder, Jumman!

Oh! Keep talking. Keep doing it!

- Are you in the mood, my darling? - Ahh! Go on...speak!

Now I'm unbuttoning my blouse.

Oh...that's the first button...

Now off goes the second...

Keep speaking!

I can't speak! You are crushing me in your arms!

Go on!

How can I? You are holding me tight!

Oh...Jumman! Give it in the mouth!

Jumman, have you come so soon?

I was bursting since lockdown began!

Your voice is magical, my love!

Next time I'll make it even more magica