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Hey, Hulk-arinoes. Yeah, we
are still wanted fugitives,
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but life on the run doesn't have
to be all bummer all the time.
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Look, we're having a
Hulk-sized weenie roast.
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(SIZZLING)
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Dude, you're gonna burn
yours, like always.
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I know what I'm doing. Stubborn.
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I heard that.
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(DEVIL DINOSAUR GRUNTS)
(SKAAR MUNCHING)
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Skaar want more.
Skaar want more now.
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Yeesh! Learn some
patience, already.
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You're worse than
the lizard, here.
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Aw, leave him alone, Shulkie.
You ain't so perfect yourself.
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At least I'm more
perfect than you.
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See, that's your
flaw, right there.
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You're too competitive.
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So what? Everybody's got flaws.
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Except me, of course.
I am perfect.
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Yeah, a perfect egomaniac.
(GROWLS)
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Not to mention that hot-headed
temper of yours. Whoa!
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Well, your flaw, Jones, is you
can't stop flapping your yap.
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A-BOMB: I got a lot to say.
Get off of me!
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(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Break it up, boys.
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No, stop it, stop it.
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Can't we all get
along for one night
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without smashing each other?
(FIGHTING CONTINUES)
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That's it! I'm gonna
make this team cooperate
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if it's the last thing I do!
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ALL: Stubborn.
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What, you think that's my flaw?
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That...
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And you can't cook. (STATIC)
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I'm not stubborn. I'm
just not a quitter.
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Why should I give up
when I don't have to?
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(RADIO STATIC)
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A-BOMB: Well, it's my S.H.I.E.L.D. scanner.
I synced it to my tablet
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in case any reports
come in on The Leader.
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Mayday! Mayday!
This is Nick Fury
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with an all-points
distress call.
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The Tri-carrier is under attack.
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I am ordering all
personnel to evacuate.
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(THUDDING) (FURY STRUGGLING) Who could hit
S.H.I.E.L.D. so hard they'd be forced on the run?
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We need to get up
there and help.
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Wait, no. It can't be.
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(ROARING)
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It's us!
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SHE-HULK: Hulks to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tri-carrier,
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this is S.M.A.S.H. Jump
Jet incoming, over.
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Fury, do you read?
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Does someone wanna tell
me why we're headed
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toward the guys that want to lock
us up and throw away the key?
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'Cause whoever's
impersonating us has access
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to a flying fortress that
can level an entire city.
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Either that, or the whole
fake-us attack footage
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was a fake, and we're
walking right into a trap.
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HULK: There go the escape pods.
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If it is a trap, they did
a Hulk's worth of damage
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to make it look real.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Well, defenses are still active.
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Hang on, I'm going in.
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RED HULK: Watch it, Shulkie.
You're gonna crash us, as usual.
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Want to have a piloting contest?
Oh, it's on.
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Sit down, Red.
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Time for Skaar to buckle up.
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RED HULK: She's
coming in too hot.
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(GRUNTS) Out of the way. Let me drive.
Ah, come on!
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Only one too hot around
here is you, lobster face.
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Will you two knock it off? This
ain't another competition.
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Uh, guys, maybe this isn't
the best time to be arguing.
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BOTH: Quit your
yapping, motor-mouth.
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(ALARM BLARING) BOTH:
See what you did?
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(GROWLS)
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A-BOMB: Well, we're
definitely going down, now.
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Abandon Jet!
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HULK: I'm not giving up the Jet.
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This is no time to be stubborn.
We need to bail.
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Skaar bail.
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HULK: I can do this.
Hold together, baby.
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Wait. You're gonna need a
rocket-board, kneejerk.
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A-BOMB: Whew! That was
close, but we made it.
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HULK: But now we're
gonna need a new ride.
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SHE-HULK: Guess
everyone bugged out.
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(LASER GUNS FIRING)
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A-BOMB: Not everyone.
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(GLASS SHATTERING) (ROARING)
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Fury, what happened here?
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You monsters are too slow.
I'm all that's left.
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You'll never get
control of this ship.
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(GROANS)
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A-BOMB: But it wasn't us!
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We're innocent.
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Forget it, he's out cold.
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RED HULK: Whoever's
impersonating us is gone.
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HULK: How's he doing, Jen?
Gonna pull through?
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SHE-HULK: It's just a mild
concussion, but it'll be a while
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before he can tell us
what went down here.
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RED HULK: So maybe his security
cameras can do the talking for him.
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(BEEPING)
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Display all Hulk-related footage
from the last 24 hours.
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HULK: Abomination!
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General Blonsky reporting...
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With prisoners.
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Scaly man. Skaar slash! (GRUNTS)
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Easy, Shaggy. It's
just a hologram.
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(SKAAR GROANS)
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(SIGHS) Impulsive as ever.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER: Initiating
replay of 0800 hours.
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Hulks brought on board
Tri-carrier in the custody
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of Army personnel.
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RED HULK: Well, that
definitely wasn't us.
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Skaar slash... Skaar?
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I did your job for you, Fury.
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All five Hulks apprehended
single-handedly.
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(GROANS) Can you believe this?
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I know, right? Can you imagine the
webcast I could do with this tech?
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"Hulk, and the Agents
of S.M.A.S.H.,"
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"in fully immersive,
interactive 3-D!"
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ABOMINATION: If you need me,
I'll be at the White House
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collecting my medal
from the President.
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Didn't know they gave out medals
for capturing phony Hulks.
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Something tells me
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Abomination was after
more than a hunk of tin.
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Red, switch to the
detention deck
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and fast-forward a few hours.
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TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER: Initiating
replay of 0900 hours.
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No way these cheap knockoffs
were strong enough
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to break out of those fishbowls.
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Even we're not strong enough to
break out of those fishbowls.
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Speak for yourself, kid.
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(GROWLS)
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TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER: Warning,
threat level one escape in progress.
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All security to the
detention sector.
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A-BOMB: Pretty
convincing knock-offs.
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What are you talking about?
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Your twin didn't yammer
on enough to convince me.
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Yeah, well, your twin was
hot-headed enough to convince me.
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(CRASHING)
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That is some sick,
interactive 3-D right there.
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The real me ain't dumb enough
to bust out of the stockade
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then charge right back in.
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(GRUNTING)
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These aren't holograms.
This is real!
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A-BOMB: Dude, they
are exactly like us.
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RED HULK: Let's
get those fakers.
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(GRUNTING)
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Unless they get us first.
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(GROWLS)
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RED HULK: Here they come.
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What are those things?
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Whatever they are,
they're strong as us.
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Gotta lead them away from Fury.
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Everyone, pick a
partner and smash.
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FAKE HULK: Hulk, smash!
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FAKE A-BOMB: A-Bomb's away!
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Oh, you wanna play
some A-Bomb b-ball?
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Prepare to get schooled, poser.
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FAKE SKAAR: Skaar slash! Skaar slash!
Skaar slash more!
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FAKE SHE-HULK: Oh, it's on.
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Wait, do I really say that?
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(GRUNTS)
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FAKE RED HULK: Here's
Red in your eye.
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They got our lines, our
moves, and our muscles.
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FAKE A-BOMB: A-Bomb's away.
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A-BOMB: Wait, you look like me,
so your momma would probably
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look like my momma, so... Oh,
that doesn't... (THUDDING)
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(CRASHING)
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SKAAR: A-Bomb talk too much.
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No, sword! (GRUNTS)
(GAS SPLATTERING)
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Don't get stuck in airplane.
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(GRUNTS) Skaar need
sword to slash, now!
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Skaar, look out! (GROANS)
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(STRAINING)
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(SWORD CLANKS)
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Skaar got sword back.
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That's what you get for leaping
before you look, nature boy.
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(GRUNTS) Here's Red in your eye!
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RED HULK: You lousy pretender.
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Get this through your
thick, fake skull.
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Nobody gets the drop on the
one and only original me!
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Especially not some
two-bit clone.
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(RED HULK GRUNTING)
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(YELLING) I hate clones!
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(CRASHING)
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Hulk, smash!
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Ah, smash this.
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(ROARING)
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(STRAINING)
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(CRASHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Where are you? What are you?
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00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:09,007
Premise. How does one
defeat monsters?
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Conclusion. By building
better monsters,
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hence these dopplesmashers.
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Leader. Should have known.
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You also should have
known that all the time
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you behemoths kept me prisoner,
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I was studying all your flaws,
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foibles, and idiosyncrasies.
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Abomination was kind
enough to procure
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these S.H.I.E.L.D.
Life-Model Decoys,
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which I programmed to
exploit those very flaws.
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(GRUNTS)
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Then we'll just swap
dance partners.
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RED HULK: Do-si-do, dog boy!
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Breaker!
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(HOLLOW ECHOING)
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Oh. (CRASH)
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LEADER: Brilliant, Hulk, except
I saw it coming a mile away.
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Dopplesmashers.
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You pathetic ogres,
so predictable,
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so easily distractible.
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Uh, anybody see my double?
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Oh, it's on.
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(CRASHING)
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(ALL SHRIEKING)
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Grab on! (ALL GRUNTING)
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Hang on, smashers.
I'll pull us up.
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TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER:
Warning, weapons activated.
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RED HULK: Uh-oh,
that's not good.
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TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER:
Target acquired.
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Why are they aiming
at a mountain?
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That ain't just any
mountain, kid.
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That's Cheyenne mountain,
as in NORAD headquarters.
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The control base for all of
the army's nuclear missiles.
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Let me guess, Leader
and Abomination
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want to nuke the nukes and
trigger World War III.
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Then they'll take
over what's left.
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Oh, and blame us for
starting the whole mess.
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And he calls us predictable.
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None of this would have happened
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if you weren't such a
pig-head, Greenie.
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Well, better a pig-head
than a hot-head.
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00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,121
There you go, running
your mouth again, Rick.
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Skaar want patience.
Skaar want patience now!
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Enough! Forget our weaknesses,
and focus on our strengths.
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We're a team. Now pipe
down and start swinging.
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00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,301
Stubborn to the end.
239
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,769
I heard that!
240
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,170
(ALL GRUNTING)
241
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,012
(ALARM BUZZING)
242
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,180
TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER: Warning,
Tri-carrier on collision course.
243
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,283
Impact in T-minus five minutes.
244
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,351
(CRASHING)
245
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,887
(CRUNCHING)
246
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,124
Now, let's show them
how a team smashes.
247
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,860
RED HULK: Here they come.
248
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,231
(SPLATTERING)
249
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,835
(FAKE HULK GRUNTS)
250
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,371
Oopsie-daisy, Nick. Aha!
251
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,807
This looks like a
good hiding place.
252
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,977
Yeah, he'll thank me later.
253
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,247
(GRUNTING) If he doesn't put you
in front of a firing squad first.
254
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,482
FAKE RED HULK: Here's
Red in your eye.
255
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,052
Here's green at your back.
256
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,922
Oh, it's on.
257
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:19,130
Looks like the morphing metal
bot can't decide who to smash.
258
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,134
But we can.
259
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:33,244
Step one, soften him up.
Step two...
260
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,346
Hulk's team smash!
261
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,186
SKAAR: Oh, looky.
262
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,855
Tech-mo-lo-budgy
hiding inside goo.
263
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,957
(THUDDING)
264
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,060
Looks like we ain't the
only ones teaming up.
265
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,996
They're all over, Greeny.
266
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,567
FAKE SHE-HULK: It's on.
HULK: Get off of me!
267
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,470
HULK: Hulk smash fake hulks!
(GRUNTS)
268
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,540
Hulk, smash! SHE-HULK: Uh,
you can stop now, big guy.
269
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:11,482
If these things were just liquid
metal, what was powering them?
270
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,886
Watch it, Jones. That's a
portable gamma reactor.
271
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,621
Ew! Sorry, I asked. (CRASHING)
272
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,892
Oh, figures. Leader always
has a back-up plan.
273
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:24,028
And that's enough radiation
to set off World War III.
274
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,297
But I don't want to live in a
post-apocalyptic wasteland
275
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,199
with giant mutant cockroaches.
276
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,034
Quit your yammering, Jones.
277
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,903
The reactors are
completely harmless.
278
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,071
Unless...
279
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,240
(REACTORS POWERING UP)
280
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,008
(BEEPING)
281
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:42,080
Unless they're set to explode.
282
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,917
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
283
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,954
Skaar slash blinky boxes.
284
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,023
Bad idea, unless
you want to turn
285
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,325
blinky boxes into boom boxes.
286
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,927
Please tell me you
can disarm them.
287
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,961
'Course I can.
288
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,029
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
289
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,865
(RED HULK GROANS)
290
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:04,168
Just not in four
minutes, 45 seconds.
291
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,472
Then we'll have to make sure they blow
up outside of Earth's atmosphere.
292
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,275
How? This ain't no missile silo.
293
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,143
What about the Hulk
containment chambers?
294
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,825
Got rockets on 'em to shoot us into
space in case we got too frisky.
295
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:19,317
So, what are we waiting for?
Let's load 'em and launch 'em.
296
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,085
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
297
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,090
A-BOMB: Oh, seriously?
298
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,127
Who puts robo-legs
on gamma reactors?
299
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,062
(SKAAR GIGGLES)
300
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,932
That would be me.
301
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,034
However, runaway reactors
302
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,703
are about to become the
least of your problems.
303
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,440
I had my dopplesmashers
program the Tri-carrier
304
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:47,011
to crash into the NORAD
nuclear bunker as a failsafe.
305
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:52,050
You see, unlike yourselves,
my plan is flawless.
306
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:56,020
SHE-HULK: You know what your flaw is?
You talk too much.
307
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,089
Like A-Bomb. Hey!
308
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,958
HULK: Jen, take the helm.
309
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
We'll round up the reactors.
310
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:04,529
I've never flown
anything this big.
311
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,131
You mean crashed
anything this big.
312
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,969
That's it. I'm done competing with
you and your swelled red head.
313
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,972
You wanna fly this
crate, be my guest.
314
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,975
Uh, no. No, I'm good.
315
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,044
Well, then, go make
yourself useful, General.
316
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,084
(METAL CLANGS)
317
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,151
(CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
318
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,023
Sometimes it pays to
keep your mouth shut.
319
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,725
Huh, who knew?
320
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,128
Skaar... (SNIFFING)
321
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,764
Not slash.
322
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,166
(GRUNTS)
323
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,205
Skaar patient.
324
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,740
(CRASHES)
325
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,376
You're not getting away from me.
326
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,779
(GRUNTS) I see you.
327
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,017
I'm gonna smash all of ya.
328
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,057
Huh? Hmm.
329
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,693
Gotcha!
330
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,765
I know,
331
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,034
I should have just locked
'em up in the first place.
332
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,102
Maybe I am a little stubborn.
333
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,341
Whatever you boys are
doing, do it fast.
334
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,811
I can't hold this million-ton
bird in the air much longer.
335
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,613
RED HULK: Working
on it, Shulkie.
336
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,748
RED HULK: Move it, troops.
A-BOMB: Bombs away.
337
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,617
You know, because they're bombs?
338
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,085
Incoming.
339
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,253
(METAL CLATTERS)
340
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,488
(BEEPING)
341
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,725
Okay, Red. Start the launch.
342
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,428
(GRUNTS) I'm locked
out of the system.
343
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,064
Oh, right. My bad.
344
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,733
Jones. Big dummy. (BEEPS)
345
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,701
TRI-CARRIER COMPUTER:
Purge sequence initiated.
346
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,236
(BEEPING)
347
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,085
Yes! Oh, yeah!
348
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,153
Outstanding. Skaar like!
349
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:13,291
A-BOMB: Okay, that
can't be good.
350
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,160
I can't pull up in time.
Need more power.
351
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,530
Get to your rocket-boards, now!
352
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,672
(GRUNTS) Hulks are the
strongest there is.
353
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,574
A-BOMB: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
354
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,210
(LAUGHS) Lucky you
got me around.
355
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,445
Oh-ho, still the
one-and-only smashers.
356
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,813
SKAAR: Yeah, Hulks!
357
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,124
(ALL GRUNTING)
358
00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,338
HULK: Jen! (CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING)
359
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,274
SKAAR: (SNIFFING) Jen?
(SHE-HULK COUGHING)
360
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,476
Jen?
361
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,747
Any landing you can
walk away from.
362
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,517
Dude, you were epic. Jen rocks.
363
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:19,891
Technically, crash-landing
is still a crash, Shulkie.
364
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,161
Ow!
365
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,930
Oh, think you could have
done better, tomato face?
366
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,833
And you call me the hot-head.
367
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,835
Oh, you two. (SIGHS)
368
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,839
ABOMINATION: Attention, Hulks!
369
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,608
Surrender yourselves now.
370
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,877
We have you surrounded.
371
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,280
SHE-HULK: I'm guessing they're
not here to thank us.
372
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,183
FURY: You monsters are
in a world of trouble.
373
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,357
Oh, he's definitely
not here to thank me.
374
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,959
What's it gonna be, Hulks?
375
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,794
Skaar slash.
376
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,796
Not this time, Shaggy.
377
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,831
First, I wanna
talk to my lawyer.
378
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,466
We're innocent.
379
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,635
You got no authority
over me, Fury.
380
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,672
I'm a general. You're a
director, whatever that is.
381
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,207
I outrank you.
382
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,908
(FOOTSTEPS CLANKING)
383
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,543
A-BOMB: Hulk-Busters.
384
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,645
RED HULK: At least we'll
go down fighting.
385
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,881
No.
386
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,883
HULK: I give up.
387
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,919
We surrender.
388
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,923
Say what, now? Now is the
time to be stubborn, Hulk.
389
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,392
No, it's not.
390
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,994
Take 'em down.
391
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,297
(GRUNTS) (ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
392
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,869
Fury, the truth will come out.
393
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,777
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
394
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,650
Hmm.
395
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,421
A-BOMB: Can't believe it.
We're going along quietly?
396
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,524
We never go along quietly.
(LAUGHS)
397
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:04,295
You know we can bust out
any time we want, Blonsky.
398
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,865
Yeah, but we're gonna play
this one by the book.
399
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,778
Nobody's perfect.
400
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780
Me and my team have flaws,
401
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,849
but we always do
the right thing,
402
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,952
or at least try to,
403
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,655
and we're gonna keep trying.
404
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,856
Hulk out.
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