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RED HULK: Incoming, Greeny!
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(RED HULK LAUGHS) Ha! Missed.
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Don't worry, Hulkies. No
one was in that thing.
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Just taking a break
from follow-The-Leader
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to play a little "dodge train."
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RED HULK: Iron canons loaded with
50 tons of steel locomotion.
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Let's see you dodge
this, Shulkie.
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Who's dodging?
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You're out, Rulkie.
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Hands up, Skaar.
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Ah!
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Hulks train with trains.
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(LAUGHS)
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Been using this old
depot as a hideout
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while we're on the run from
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everyone.
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But keeping the team
strong can still be fun.
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Plus it keeps us pumped
up and gamma ripped.
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HULK: Yo, Red, diesel
engine comin' your way.
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RED HULK: Back at you, Greeny.
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Throw a big one next time, huh?
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Aw, come on, guys.
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I'm strong enough to play
on the big boy court.
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Work within your limits, Rick.
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Aw, no train, no pain.
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Incoming, Jones!
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Oh, no problem, Red, it's easy.
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(LAUGHING)
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(COUGHS) I just slipped is all.
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Face it, kid, strength
is not your strength.
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SHE-HULK: You've got
other strengths,
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I mean, turning into
a ball is really...
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Round. (LAUGHS)
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A-BOMB: And lame.
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Hey! Come here, ball boy.
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So who's up for a
little dodge Bomb?
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Crazy.
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A-BOMB: Come on, guys,
I hate ball sports.
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Devil, no, no!
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That is it. Course
correction time!
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(GRUNTING)
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You kind of deserved it.
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What is that?
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We've got incoming!
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I got it! I got it!
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Yeah, so I don't got it.
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Rick!
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Hope he balled up in time.
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Ah. Ow.
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I'm okay, okay?
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(GROWLS) So what hit me?
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Whatever it is clearly
targeted our location.
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Flamey space ball from Leader?
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Some new military Hulk-busting
weapon, more like.
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No.
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Looks like something alien!
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Agents, smash!
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Take it apart, Hulks.
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(WHIRRING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BUZZING)
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(DINGS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Rick! Look or ball up.
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Uh-uh. No lame
rollie-pollie powers.
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A-Bomb, smash!
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Whoa!
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(BUZZING)
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Time to knock its block off.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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Someone want to tell me
what that was all about?
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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Local combat dialect found.
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Translating...
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Listen up, Earthies.
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This is Xemnu, the undisputed
fighting champion of the galaxy.
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On a thousand worlds,
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I've never been defeated
in physical combat.
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I've heard rumors about you
so-called Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
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So I sent my scout-bot to
assess your strengths.
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You passed.
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Most of you.
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So what'll it be, Earth-wimps?
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Do you accept Xemnu's challenge?
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Or are you too weak?
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No time, no interest,
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and nothing to prove.
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So do us a favor and get...
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your furry, white butt down here!
Rick!
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Yo, the Agents will take you on
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anytime, anywhere.
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Let the record show
that the challenge
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has been accepted.
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No one accepted anything.
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Too late to wuss out
now, green one.
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Choose your Earth combat arena.
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New York, Las Vegas...
What'll it be?
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Sahara desert,
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where no one will get hurt,
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except you.
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Then we shall battle in
the Sahara in one hour.
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For the fate of the Earth.
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So says Xemnu.
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SHE-HULK: Um, the
fate of the what?
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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RED HULK: Thanks,
spike-for-brains.
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Now we've got to go take
down this space wack job
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before he messes up Earth.
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Rick, never let your
mouth make promises
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your fists can't keep.
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Hey, I'm sick of being
called a weakling.
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I'll prove I'm strong enough
to play with the big boys.
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No show!
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Yeah, I scared him off.
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(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)
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Get ready, Earth.
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Here he is.
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Champion of a hundred galaxies.
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Xemnu the Titan!
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Of course he wears fur.
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I am also known as
Xemnu the Undefeated.
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Xemnu, The Living Hulk.
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Wait, what was that
last one again?
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Huh. I was told there'd
be some Hulks.
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Guess they run smaller
in these parts.
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There's five Hulks here.
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And you ain't one of them.
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A-BOMB: Oh, nice waist-wear.
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XEMNU: Hey, like it?
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It's yours, if you win.
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In all the universe,
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there's no greater
symbol of strength.
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SHE-HULK: So, let me
get this straight.
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If you win, you
destroy our planet,
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and if we win, we get a belt?
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He who wears this belt
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is the undisputed
champion of the cosmos.
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Plus, it does this...
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(BEEPING)
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XEMNU: Simple ring,
for a simple species.
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Hmm.
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XEMNU: Today's match, Xemnu
versus Earth's furious foursome.
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Colonel Crimson.
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Jade Maiden.
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The Manimal.
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And the Green Monsoon.
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A-BOMB: Oh, I get it.
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Saving the Blue Bomber
for the main event.
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Right?
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Sorry, boy, cool name,
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but the rest of
you is weaksauce.
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You'll get ringside
seats, though.
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Hmm.
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(BELL DINGING)
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Oh, no,
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we're not letting you
end this fight quick.
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I want a piece of
this loudmouth.
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(GRUNTS) Hey! I got this.
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Let's go, furball!
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Ooh, Colonel Crimson.
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That's four-star general to you.
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(GRUNTING)
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Boo! Ready to
surrender, soldier?
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Nice move.
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Here's mine.
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It's called gamma
blast to the face.
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Ooh, never bring a gun to a
slug-fest, Colonel Cheater.
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Disqualified!
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, Red should have creamed him.
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I'm going in. No way.
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I'll soften up this
wannabe for ya.
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(GRUNTING)
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Next up, the Manimal!
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You hurt Skaar's red friend.
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Now Skaar hurt you!
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(GRUNTING)
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Lose the knives, choppy.
You could get hurt.
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(SWORD BREAKS)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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You remind me of the savage
beasts I fought on Badoo.
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Ferocious, brutal,
incredibly stupid!
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HULK: That's it.
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I've been watching his moves.
I can take him!
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No way, Rick. Jen, wait!
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Now entering the ring, to
clean this creep's clock,
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Jade Maiden!
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Brace yourself, tough guy.
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Oh, feisty.
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Actually, I have a rule
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of never punching a
female of any species.
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Don't hold back for
little old me.
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Of course, that doesn't
go for kidney-elbowing!
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(GRUNTING)
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Pile driving! (GRUNTING)
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And my own signature
knee-knocker.
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Ahhh!
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(GRUNTS)
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Those are all fair.
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(GROWLS)
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Oh, now you've done it,
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get ready for a Hulk-sized
beatdown, yak-face.
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Ah! At last! The headliner.
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Xemnu versus the Green Monsoon.
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The irresistible force meets
the immovable object.
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This is the match I've been
waiting for my whole life.
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It'll be over quick.
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(GRUNTING)
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XEMNU: Come here!
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Yeah!
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(SCREAMS)
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Time for my finishing move!
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Yeah!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Oh, man, what a letdown.
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He knock out Hulk?
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Nobody knocks out the Hulk.
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Ever.
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You'll pay for that!
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Sorry, junior,
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you don't even rate
an exhibition round.
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Ahhh!
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XEMNU: Let my
undefeated record show,
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the Hulks of Earth have lost!
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(GROANS)
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Oh, what hit me?
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Same thing that's
about to hit Earth.
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Ahhh!
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(GROANING)
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XEMNU: Break, planet! Break!
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Hmm.
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Not quite the sweet
spot I was hoping for.
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But every world has one.
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I'll find it.
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You can't destroy Earth.
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There are billions
of people here.
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XEMNU: If you were so
worried about your people,
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you should not have
accepted my challenge.
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RED HULK: A-Bomb,
you big doofus.
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This is all your fault.
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I didn't know what we
were fighting for.
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(AIRCRAFT WHIRRING)
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My tooth!
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That was no fair fight.
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SHE-HULK: Tell me about it,
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the creep went after my knees.
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He fights dirty.
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No one, and I mean no one,
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ever owned me like Xemnu did.
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So much for the
strongest one there is.
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I guess no matter
how strong you are,
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there's always
somebody stronger.
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Time to sulk later.
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This guy's a real world threat,
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and we've gotta find him.
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Scanning for any
seismic activity.
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(SCANNER BEEPS) Got a hit.
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Unusual quakes emanating
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from a rift valley in Iceland.
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This mid-Atlantic ridge
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is a meeting of two
major tectonic plates.
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Oh, no. That's what he meant
264
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,072
by "sweet spot."
265
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,306
He cracks that rift,
266
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,342
it'll split the Earth
like a coconut.
267
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,911
Yeah, yeah, so we
gotta stop him.
268
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,914
But how? He nuked us last time.
(GROANS)
269
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,683
SHE-HULK: So we call
in some more muscle.
270
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,118
Thor, Power Man, the Thing.
271
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,988
Who all know we're wanted
by the army, remember?
272
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,256
By the time we convince them,
273
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,991
it'd be too late.
274
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,293
I was the bigmouth
275
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,295
who put the entire
Earth in jeopardy.
276
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,863
If I wasn't such a weakling,
277
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,765
I could make it right.
278
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,934
Well, I always say, when
you're out of dumb ideas...
279
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,071
Try something dumber.
280
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,177
Here goes nothing.
281
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,778
(BEEPING)
282
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,781
COMPUTER: Danger.
Radiation levels rising.
283
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,886
(BEEPING)
284
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,058
(BEEPING) Guys...
285
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,893
I'm getting reports of
tremors and tsunami
286
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,762
forming all along the ridge.
287
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,497
We're out of time.
Full throttle.
288
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,436
Someone set the gamma
core to overload.
289
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,971
I'm losing power.
290
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,740
Where's Jones?
291
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:23,975
Rick!
292
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,410
He's gone into the reactor.
293
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,252
RED HULK: Exposure to
that much gamma radiation
294
00:12:27,276 --> 00:12:28,513
could fry him.
295
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,949
What's that blue goon
think he's doing?
296
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,284
Re-creating the blast
that changed him.
297
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,120
Shut it down! Now!
298
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,988
Skaar, slash!
299
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,091
Skaar shut down for good.
300
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,159
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
301
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,163
(ALARM BLARING) Everyone
brace for impact.
302
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,032
In three, two, one...
303
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,069
(CRASHING)
304
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,109
Guys, guys, I'm okay.
305
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,078
Uh... No, I'm not.
306
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,313
(GROWLS)
307
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,553
Rick, what have you done?
308
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,123
Just made myself the
strongest one there is.
309
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,958
So long, A-Bomb.
310
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,361
Hello, Uber-Bomb.
311
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,500
Whoa... I just gotta adjust...
312
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,504
Uh, hi, Jen.
313
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,006
Rick?
314
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,841
What happened to you? (CRASHING)
315
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,210
There is such a thing
as too strong, Rick.
316
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,378
No way.
317
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,879
I've just gotta get
the hang of...
318
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,581
Whoa! (CLANKING)
319
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:39,184
Nice. We only have one jump jet.
320
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,020
Hmm... Jump jet.
321
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,189
(LOUD THUDDING)
322
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,059
Yah-ha-hoo!
323
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,562
RED HULK: Well, at least the kid's
saving us some gamma power.
324
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,099
(GRUNTING)
325
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,102
(GRUNTING)
326
00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,506
UBER-BOMB: Yo, ugly!
327
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,908
Hulks? Shouldn't
you be wallowing
328
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,109
in humiliating defeat
329
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,111
or evacuating the
planet, or something?
330
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,180
Ain't gonna be no evacuation.
331
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,049
Gonna be a grudge match.
332
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:15,220
So the towel boy
rises to contender?
333
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,155
Let the brawl begin!
334
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,958
(BELL DINGS)
335
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,894
(GROWLS)
336
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,930
Ooh. Finally,
337
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,300
an opponent with the strength
to offer a true challenge.
338
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,602
Winner take all?
339
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,238
I intend to, yak-face.
340
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,240
(GRUNTS)
341
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,507
That actually hurt.
342
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,476
It's awesome!
343
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,111
Do it again.
344
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,080
(CRASHING)
345
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,983
Jen, Red, Skaar, there
are cities up there.
346
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,117
Brace up the sides.
347
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,653
(GRUNTING)
348
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,092
Rick, you're doing
more harm than good.
349
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,194
Use your camo powers.
350
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,563
(POWER CRACKLING)
351
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,198
Ew, gross.
352
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,000
I can see what you
had for lunch.
353
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,068
Mmm, hot dogs.
354
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,337
(GRUNTS)
355
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,239
Nah, no can do.
356
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,540
I lost 'em.
357
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,011
Oh, do we need a
potty break here?
358
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,146
The only thing that's
gonna break is you.
359
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,219
(CRACKING)
360
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,459
Whoa.
361
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,966
Thanks for the assist, blue guy.
362
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,069
You're even better at
world-wrecking than I am.
363
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,237
Whoops.
364
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,108
This place is tearing
itself apart.
365
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,711
Yeah, glorious, ain't it?
366
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,681
But we can still finish our
fight before the world ends.
367
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,382
Sorry, fight's off.
368
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,518
XEMNU: Not an option.
I challenged,
369
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,554
you accepted. Now we finish.
370
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,726
(GRUNTS)
371
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,695
Rick, stop helping!
372
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,697
You're the only one who
can hold off Xemnu.
373
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,433
(GROWLS)
374
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,535
Ooh!
375
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,739
That's the idea, Rick.
376
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,240
Smash that creep.
377
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,142
But I keep making things worse.
378
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,979
Maybe strength isn't
my greatest strength.
379
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,214
Suddenly don't feel so good.
380
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,449
(GROANING)
381
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,351
Little A-Bomb's back.
382
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,086
Fighting at that power
level must have
383
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,189
used up all the extra gamma
radiation in your system.
384
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,590
So, now I'm in trouble.
385
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,726
No, now you're A-Bomb.
386
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:37,261
You have other strengths.
Use them.
387
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,464
Back to your weak,
wimpy self, I see.
388
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,099
Disappointing.
389
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,102
Yeah, I gue... So I guess
the fight's off, huh?
390
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,104
Alas, the fight must continue.
391
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,239
It'll just be quicker
and less fun.
392
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,675
Careful, Jones, he'll cream ya.
393
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,210
He can try.
394
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,711
(GRUNTS)
395
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,180
Hey... Later, skater.
396
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,750
Hey, kid. Don't you want
that shot at my belt?
397
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,284
Wahoo-hoo!
398
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,220
Not really. But I'll
take your ride.
399
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,756
XEMNU: No, you won't!
400
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,694
RED HULK: The Earth is
cracking like an egg.
401
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,029
And we can't stop it.
402
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,397
I got an idea.
403
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:16,100
Up there! That
suspension bridge.
404
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,269
Whoa! What do you
think you're doing?
405
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,771
This is against the rules.
406
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:22,040
Now we're playing by my rules.
407
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:23,808
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
408
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,553
We've got to keep this
fissure from spreading.
409
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,823
HULK: Skaar, Jen, grab
a cable and pull.
410
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,633
Made it!
411
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:52,103
(PANTING) The blue
area of the moon.
412
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,805
Oh, nothing can get
broke up here.
413
00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,306
Ugh! Slam!
414
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,507
Except you.
415
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,342
And after you are defeated,
416
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,179
I've got a front row seat
to the end of your world.
417
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,821
Oh, that's gonna be
tough, once I give you
418
00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,183
the beat-down of your life.
419
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,785
(LAUGHS) You couldn't before.
420
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,587
What makes you think
you can do it now?
421
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,855
You're weak.
422
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,523
(CRASHING) What's this?
423
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,158
Hey, where'd you go?
424
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,829
Peek-a-boo. Got my powers back.
425
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,132
Ooh!
426
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,836
My scout-bot didn't
report these abilities.
427
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,605
(GRUNTS)
428
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,927
A-BOMB: That's because I didn't
realize how strong they are.
429
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,709
See, I've finally realized...
430
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,311
Strength isn't how
hard you can hit
431
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,779
or how much you can lift.
432
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,814
It's what you can do
with what you've got.
433
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,754
Cease these cowardly tactics!
434
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:43,754
Show yourself!
435
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,857
A-BOMB: Oh, you wanna see me?
Fine.
436
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,325
How are you at ball sports?
437
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,893
I don't play!
438
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,895
A-BOMB: We call this
game dodge Bomb.
439
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,798
Ahhh!
440
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,433
A-BOMB: And you're out.
441
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,736
I did it.
442
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,839
Oh, yeah! Defeated the
strongest dude in the galaxy.
443
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,675
Oh, I forgot. Earth!
444
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,146
(GRUNTING)
445
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,281
Hold on
446
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,516
no matter what.
447
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,687
(STRAINING) Can't.
It's slipping.
448
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,390
We're losing it.
449
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,395
We got incoming again.
450
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,764
A-Bomb's away!
451
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,269
Yeah-ah-ah!
452
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,937
RED HULK: Jones did it!
453
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,339
That ice should fill the rift.
454
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,874
Uh-oh.
455
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,209
Whoa.
456
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,648
(GROANING)
457
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,951
(GRUNTING)
458
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,875
Dude.
459
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,476
(ELECTRONIC CLANGING
AND BEEPING)
460
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,750
A-BOMB: Undefeated. Oh,
eat that, big guy.
461
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,485
I picked the strongest fighter.
462
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,287
I guess strength
isn't everything.
463
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,789
Oh, yeah, sure,
464
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,391
says the guy who pulled the
entire Earth back together.
465
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,594
(CRASHING)
466
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,399
A-BOMB: What do you
want now, Xemnu?
467
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,767
Another championship fight?
468
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,970
XEMNU: Xemnu is no
longer the champion.
469
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,771
You are.
470
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,473
(CRASH) Ahh!
471
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,841
A-BOMB: That's pretty heavy.
472
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,243
I've been defeated.
473
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,412
My quest to be the
strongest has failed.
474
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,581
No more will I
challenge worlds...
475
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,250
Or destroy them.
476
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,318
Well, that part's good.
477
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,554
Hey, why don't you
come over here
478
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,022
and chill out with
us for a while?
479
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,963
This is more enjoyable
than actual combat.
480
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,465
Shall we play for stakes?
481
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,468
If I win, I destroy your sun.
482
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,336
How about you get
the last donut?
483
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,506
XEMNU: It's on!
484
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,210
(A-BOMB GRUNTING) Knew
the kid had more in him.
485
00:21:20,234 --> 00:21:21,879
He's full of surprises.
486
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,015
Maybe that's his
greatest strength.
487
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,816
(CRASHING)
488
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,051
Like I always say,
489
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,054
speak softly and
carry a big smash.
490
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,856
Hulk out.
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