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A-bomb: Hey, hulkies,
we're still lost
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Somewhere out in the cosmos,
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Trekking back to earth
in the leader's ship.
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But truthfully, things
are getting bleak.
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We're running low on food,
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Toilet paper...
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One square?
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(groaning)
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And patience.
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(slurping)
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A-bomb: Skaar, don't
waste water, okay?
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And no more long showers.
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Skaar: Skaar not shower ever.
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A-bomb: There's no reason to
be so happy about it, stinky.
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Another thing skaar not
ever do, is think.
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According to the
guardian star chart,
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There's a wormhole coming up
that's a shortcut to earth.
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Vista verde, here we come.
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Skaar: Swirly thing get hulks home?
(computer beeping)
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Computer: Warning. Wormhole is
surrounded by a temporal distortion.
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Uh... "temporal misfortune"?
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No, temporal distortion.
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That's a place where
time and space collide.
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Something bad could happen
if we went through.
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Skaar: (growling)
hulks not go home?
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Skaar hate "tenteral
misfortune."
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(skaar yelling)
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(electricity crackling)
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Skaar, why don't
you use your head?
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Ugh, better forget
the wormhole anyway.
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We'll take the long way home.
It's safer.
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(skaar mumbling mockingly)
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The leader: Leader's log.
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Final entry.
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This is the end.
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Despite our dwindling supplies,
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Hulk insists on moving us away
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From the lifesaving wormhole
and back into deep space.
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My intelligence
may dwarf hulk's,
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But what we need is one with
the courage to take charge,
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And save us.
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A-bomb: So long, earth.
See you soon, we hope.
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(grunting)
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She-hulk: Skaar, have
you lost your mind?
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Skaar: Skaar helping.
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Skaar saving hulks.
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(hulk grunting)
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This is not helping.
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The coordinates are locked in.
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(the leader laughing)
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Bravo. It was worth
it for me to say,
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"skaar has doomed us all."
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But skaar hear leader say,
"hulks be safe in wormhole."
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You dumb-dumb, he tricked you.
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(the leader laughing)
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Nothing we can do now but
hope it doesn't crush us.
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(all shouting)
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We're coming out
of the wormhole.
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A-bomb: There she is.
Good, old mama earth.
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I can't believe it.
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(skaar giggling) skaar did good.
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Don't press your luck, fido.
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You may be out of the dog house,
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But I'm still keeping
you on a leash.
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I don't think skaar's the only
one who deserves to be scolded.
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Huh?
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Hulk: You're on bathroom
cleanup, leader.
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Oh. Oh, that stench.
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No. No, no, no, no, oh.
(the leader retching)
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Hey, don't blame us.
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You stocked the galley with
sardines and mustard sauce.
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(ship powering down)
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A-bomb: Home, sweet home.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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She-hulk: I don't get it.
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I set the landing
coordinates for new mexico,
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But something
doesn't feel right.
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I see people on horseback.
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Maybe they can tell
us where we are.
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Hey, over here.
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Careful, don't frighten them.
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The world still thinks
we're monsters.
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Uh, if we're monsters,
then what are they?
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(growling)
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A-bomb: We were gone long enough
for earth to invent new animals?
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(screeching)
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We're under attack.
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Hulk smash!
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A-bomb: A-bombs, away.
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Red hulk: (grunting)
come here, you.
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(groaning)
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Freaky looking fly-catchers
are tougher than they look.
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(screeching)
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(yelping)
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Reinforcements. We gotta
turn the tide of battle.
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I'll handle the tide.
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Get the smashers to high ground.
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You heard him, troops. Move out.
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(grunting)
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(creatures yelling) a-bomb:
Uh, they are coming.
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(hulks grunting)
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(rumbling)
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Hulk: Nice.
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Let's mop up the last of them.
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(thunder rumbling)
(machine humming)
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Huh?
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Man: Halt!
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All: The master. The master.
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A-bomb: So, who's the
flying purple dude?
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Man: I am called the
high evolutionary.
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Leave my people in peace.
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You are the aggressors
here, not they.
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They attacked us.
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What else could these
simple creatures do
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When threatened by the
rampaging monsters known as
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The hulk, and his
agents of s.M.A.S.H.?
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You know us?
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I have viewed your recordings.
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I was curious how long
you hulks could postpone
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The inevitable
destruction of mankind.
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How about that? A fan.
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They've heard of us
all the way out here.
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Um, wherever here is,
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'cause it really doesn't
look like new mexico.
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It was called new mexico,
1,000 years ago.
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A-bomb: Say what now?
She-hulk: Seriously.
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The temporal distortion
around the wormhole,
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It must have shot
us into the future.
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(groaning) stupid
"tenteral misfortune."
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High evolutionary: Indeed.
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Several months after you left,
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A gamma-charged meteorite
struck the earth.
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Had you hulks been there,
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You could have destroyed
the meteorite,
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And prevented the
resulting cataclysm.
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Mankind quickly reverted
to its primitive origins.
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Savagery and fear held sway.
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After the cataclysm,
I saw my chance
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To recreate earth
and its inhabitants
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According to my design.
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What would have taken
nature eons to accomplish
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I did in mere moments.
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Now, this once barren world
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Is a paradise for my creations.
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Ever think that a paradise to
you might be a prison to them?
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So, we'll just sit back
and smash that meteorite
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Before it hits earth.
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Red hulk: None of
this will ever exist.
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What I have made from this world
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Will never be unmade
by you hulks.
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We have a problem with that.
Right, guys?
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Skaar slash!
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Oh, you shouldn't
have done that.
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(hulk grunting)
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(hulk groaning)
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You're a fascinating
creature, hulk.
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The pinnacle of gamma
induced evolution.
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So far...
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I'm intrigued by
what I could make
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Out of such raw material.
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What do you think we can make out of mr.
Shiny pants?
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We won't know until
we take him apart.
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Since you are so quick to
revert to primitive ways,
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I shall give you minds
and bodies to match.
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(all groaning)
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(exclaiming)
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(grunting)
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No!
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What have you done to them?
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Generously granted them
the gift of recreation.
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By reducing their brains,
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I have reduced their
will to oppose me.
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These simple man-brutes may, in time,
evolve into a brilliant new species.
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(sniffing)
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(mumbling)
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Or not.
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(groaning) what happened?
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Huh?
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Shiny floaty man attack hulks!
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Skaar slash!
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This is becoming tiresome.
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Skaar: Ahh!
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Huh?
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Interesting.
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You are already so far down
the evolutionary ladder
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My devolving ray has
no effect on you.
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Skaar not know what
any of that means.
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Attack!
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Listen to skaar.
Attack purple man.
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High evolutionary: They are
too primitive to be a threat,
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Or even much interest
to me any longer.
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You, however, are a unique blend
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Of intelligence and savagery.
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With some improvements, you
could be my ultimate creation.
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Skaar, you've got to
get me out of this.
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We've got to get home
to stop that meteor,
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Or we'll be stuck here forever.
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Come on. Agents of s.M.A.S.H.
Must save hulk.
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(indistinct grunting) come
on, we gotta save hulk.
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Save hulk. Save hulk.
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All: (chanting) save hulk.
Save hulk.
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Save hulk. Save hulk. Save hulk.
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No, hulk went this way.
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Agents of s.M.A.S.H. Dumb-dumbs.
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Only skaar smart.
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Wait, skaar know
someone really smart.
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(toilet plunging)
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(the leader groaning)
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This is deplorable.
(toilet flushing)
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Skaar, what do you want?
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Skaar need learn
lead dumb hulks.
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00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,949
Well, free me, and
I will teach you
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The first rule of leadership.
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If you can't win their minds,
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Then you win their hearts.
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Ah, win hearts.
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Huh, good idea. 'kay, bye.
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The leader: No, no,
skaar, wait, wait!
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00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,631
(whimpering)
220
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,832
(a-bomb grunting)
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Ahh!
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(red hulk grunting)
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00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:47,245
Hulks stop fight, and
skaar give present.
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00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,314
Skaar: Jen get back scratch.
225
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She-am-hulk like.
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00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,220
Skaar: And red get stick
that look like gamma gun.
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Ah, boom, boom, boom.
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00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,761
Skaar: And skaar
no forget a-bomb.
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(a-bomb grunting excitedly)
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Skaar: Happy?
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(grunting)
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We go. Hulk need smashers.
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High evolutionary: If there's one thing
I've learned over the centuries,
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It's that any life form
can always be improved.
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I like myself fine the way I am.
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You lack imagination, hulk.
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I can see you becoming much
more than you are now.
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The way you defeated
my animal men
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Proved I need a creature more
powerful and intelligent
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To guard this world.
241
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A superior creation
of brain and brawn.
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With you at my side,
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We could fashion a universe
of reason and intellect.
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(grunting)
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Sure, where an out-of-touch egghead
like you calls all the shots.
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00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,413
You know what? It's
time to smash.
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(grunting)
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(electricity crackling)
(hulk groaning)
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Put him in the
evolution chamber.
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00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,030
No!
251
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:15,433
I'm sure I can broaden
your horizons.
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(hulk coughing)
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00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,508
Skaar: Gotta get
hulk outta there.
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00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,809
Okay.
255
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,479
Eh, now is when
someone has plan.
256
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,347
Who has plan?
257
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,816
A-bomb, you always have plan.
258
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,884
(grunting)
259
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,420
Uh...
260
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,922
Boom-boom out of ammo.
261
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,190
Skaar: Red right!
262
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,259
Skaar need to use head.
263
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,261
Ah!
264
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,764
This great plan. Get ready.
265
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,767
Okay, now use red's head.
266
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,368
(red hulk grunting)
267
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,003
Skaar: Red's head work good.
268
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,404
Wait, what that sound?
269
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,842
Hulk dummies stay back.
Skaar slash!
270
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,047
(skaar roaring)
271
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,116
Uh...
272
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,218
Him smart.
273
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,821
Skaar has hulk scent.
Hulk this way.
274
00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,056
Be quiet.
275
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,995
Why skaar hurt red's head?
276
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,864
Shh. Skaar not hurt red's head.
277
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,965
Door did.
278
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,934
Red smash door!
279
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,070
Quiet! Red will bring
shiny floaty man.
280
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,138
Stop.
281
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,074
(both grunting)
282
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,943
High evolutionary:
I'm impressed.
283
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,212
I didn't think I had left
you with wits enough
284
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,916
To find my fortress,
much less find a way in.
285
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,920
We want hulk. Let
him go, and we go.
286
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,955
A most generous offer,
287
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,859
But I refuse to part with
my ultimate creation.
288
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,900
What does my master require?
289
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,536
(hulks gasping)
290
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,504
High evolutionary: Cast out
these primitive creatures.
291
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,905
It is done.
292
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,178
No, hulk, not attack friends.
293
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,014
(all grunting)
294
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,019
(groaning)
295
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,422
(all whimpering)
296
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,892
(yelling)
297
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,329
Hulk: I anticipated
your counter attack.
298
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,631
I calculate you have a
less than 1% chance
299
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,032
To defeat me.
300
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,369
In every way, I
am your superior.
301
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,238
High evolutionary:
Exactly so, my servant.
302
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,073
These primitives have
proved annoying.
303
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,909
I shall devolve them back
into the primordial slime
304
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,078
From whence they came.
305
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,914
Drones, herd the
savages together.
306
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,217
No, agents of
s.M.A.S.H., attack!
307
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,285
(skaar grunting)
308
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,321
Ah, boom-boom.
309
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,589
Finish him.
310
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:54,993
(groaning)
311
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,096
High evolutionary: My scepter!
312
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,865
She-am-hulk got.
313
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:01,666
Good work, jen.
314
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,235
Mmm. Nice.
315
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,940
Your weapon.
316
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,309
(skaar groaning)
317
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,980
Your attack may have
been unexpected,
318
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,916
But ultimately ineffective,
319
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,617
As I quickly moved
to counter it.
320
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,152
As you can see,
321
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,955
I am still the strongest
one there is,
322
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,590
And now the smartest.
323
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,426
If hulk so smart,
why hulk not lead?
324
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,662
Isn't hulk "ultimate creation"?
325
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,665
Ultimate? Interesting.
326
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,133
I am, after all,
327
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,002
More powerful than
my maker himself.
328
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,139
Pay the savage no mind.
329
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,373
Bring him to me.
330
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,610
The very purpose of evolution
331
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,713
Is for the next generation to
supersede the previous one.
332
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,648
Thus the savage is correct.
333
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,685
It is only logical
that I depose you.
334
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,621
Your logic is flawed.
I made you.
335
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,256
I will unmake you.
336
00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,991
(grunting)
337
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,729
Your scepter's blast
throws you off balance
338
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,165
For exactly 1.2 microseconds.
339
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,733
Ample time for me to
dodge your attack.
340
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,235
(grunting)
341
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,705
Yet you fail to capitalize.
342
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,973
(roaring)
343
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,045
While your wings give
you increased speed,
344
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,548
Their size prevents you
from altering course
345
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,350
In time for a direct hit.
346
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,718
(scoffing)
347
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,620
True, but I do not have
to hit you to defeat you.
348
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,124
(grunting)
349
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,126
(groaning)
350
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,696
Skaar fix hulks. Fix red.
351
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,634
Ew, that not right.
352
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,403
High evolutionary:
Of course not.
353
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,505
The staff is for devolving.
354
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,541
Only the evolution chamber
can restore your friend.
355
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,544
Skaar: Shiny purple man wrong!
356
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:57,482
High evolutionary: I am
never wrong, you fool.
357
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:02,754
The green button releases the mist that
restores an organism to its original form.
358
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,125
Thank you.
359
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,795
Skaar knows smart guys always
talk too much about plans.
360
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,296
(indistinct munching)
361
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,667
Skaar: Wait, don't eat red slug.
362
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,506
I will give you one
chance to submit.
363
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:25,143
Otherwise, I calculate
a 99.9% probability
364
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,411
Of your destruction.
365
00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:31,382
I put your chances
at less than 10%.
366
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,683
Impossible.
367
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,752
My calculations are irrefutable.
368
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:35,820
(groaning)
369
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,222
I lied.
370
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,458
(squishing)
371
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,729
Green button.
372
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,106
(red hulk groaning)
373
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,141
Ugh.
374
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,310
About time you figured
this thing out.
375
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,579
Red remember what happened?
376
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,215
Oh, I remember one thing.
377
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,451
You using me as a battering ram.
378
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,785
Now go help greenie.
379
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,587
I'll evolutionize these chimps.
380
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,304
(humming) high evolutionary:
I'll take that.
381
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:15,493
(groaning)
382
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,395
You see, I programmed your brain
383
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,664
To respond to facts and truths,
384
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,134
Whereas I still retain that
all-too-human inclination
385
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,369
Toward deception and guile.
386
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,271
That is why I will survive,
387
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,307
And why you will fall.
388
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,374
(skaar yelling)
389
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,112
Skaar: You big head hulk okay?
390
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,650
You would save me? Why?
391
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,653
Because new hulk is
really old hulk,
392
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,123
And old hulk would know
a way to save earth
393
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,624
And save friends.
394
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,626
Friends.
395
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,695
You are my friends.
396
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,699
Friendship, an obsolete concept.
397
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,834
I never quite understood it.
398
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,769
A-bomb: Gee, I wonder why.
399
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,471
(grunting)
400
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,307
To have a friend, first
you have to be a friend.
401
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,377
Even if that means putting
your own life on the line.
402
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,148
I understand now.
403
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,318
Hulk: Hey, master, I quit!
404
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,820
(screaming in pain)
405
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,692
(grunting)
406
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:26,464
A-bomb: Aw, welcome
back, big guy.
407
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,766
I might have been the
smartest for a while there,
408
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,635
But skaar made me remember.
409
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,471
Forgetting to take care
of my family and friends,
410
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,772
That's just stupid.
411
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,275
What is the friendship
of a few monsters
412
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,611
Compared to the blind
obedience of thousands.
413
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,682
Destroy the hulks.
414
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,219
Fail, and I'll devolve you
back into hatchlings.
415
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,487
(creatures growling)
416
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,590
Skaar tired of shiny
big talk man.
417
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,592
(yelling)
418
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,595
High evolutionary:
No, this cannot be.
419
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,430
Only I control the power.
420
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,865
(voice distorting) only I...
421
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,933
I...
422
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,603
(baby crying)
423
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,711
She-hulk: His scepter backfired.
424
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,746
He devolved himself into a baby.
425
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:19,317
Red hulk: Aw, look at
that cute little tyrant.
426
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,751
Hope they don't eat him.
427
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,425
(she-hulk sighing)
428
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,893
We've cleared the
temporal distortion
429
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,661
And we're back in our own time.
430
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,764
Now let's get home, and
smash that meteorite.
431
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,367
A-bomb: (chewing) and, we
can take our time now.
432
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:38,502
Mmm.
433
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,938
Took on enough food and
water to last for months.
434
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,707
Yeah, but the bad news is...
435
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,942
We still have to ration the tp.
436
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,644
Mmm.
437
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:50,748
And here's an extra square
for our super-smart leader.
438
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,684
Skaar not need, not need ever.
439
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,752
(farting)
440
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,921
In that case, shower time.
441
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,657
Long, hot, and soapy. Right now.
442
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:03,761
No! Skaar not shower ever!
443
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,597
Two things I'll always
remember about today.
444
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,532
One, there's no point in being
445
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,001
The smartest creature
in the universe
446
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,737
If you forget the
people you care about.
447
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,306
And two... Huh.
448
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,707
What was the other thing?
449
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,643
Oh...
450
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,011
Hulk!
451
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:22,446
You'll suffer for this!
452
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,548
I promise!
453
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,985
Oh, well. Whatever it was
454
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,655
Must not have been
very important.
455
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:31,756
Hulk out.
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