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(a-bomb panting)
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(a-bomb giggling)
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(a-bomb yelling)
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Real funny, a-bomb.
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You can't hide a
camera in a costume.
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A-bomb: (laughing)
got you, big green.
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It's Halloween,
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My favorite holiday ever.
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Oh, you got to love
trick-or-treating.
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Especially the tricks.
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Ninja a-bomb can't wait
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To tp some jerk's house.
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Rick, the army's on our tail,
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And we're trying to
keep a low profile.
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So no toilet-papering,
no scares,
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And no tricks.
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Oh. In other words, no fun.
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(hulk growling)
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Skaar: Skaar have fun.
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Skaar is pirate,
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And skaar love treats.
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(balloon bird deflating)
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(bird inflating)
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(bird deflating)
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(bird inflating)
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(bird deflating)
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She-hulk: Hulk overboard.
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Pirates only have one
eye-patch, captain genius.
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This soldier's in the
campaign for the tricks
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And the treats. (chuckles)
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Hulk: Now, remember
why we're here, team.
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We're tracking some kind of...
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Creepy dimensional
disturbance, right?
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On Halloween, too. So cool.
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I know.
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I get to be one of my
favorite superheroes
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On the one day of the
year we can blend in.
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Blend in?
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Who do you think we're
fooling, shulkie?
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We're still monsters.
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Tonight, I'm spider-girl,
not a monster.
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Red's right, though.
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People think we're monsters,
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And being a monster ain't
something you want to be.
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Scanner's picking up something.
(beeping)
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Come on. The disturbance seems
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To be getting stronger this way.
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Red hulk: Well,
let's check it out.
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It's coming! (shrieks)
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(engine revving)
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That has got to be our
mysterious disturbance.
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Red-hulk: That's
the monster truck,
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And we know who's driving it.
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Red hulk: The only creeps who
are creepier than we are.
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Hulk: Frankenstein's monster,
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The living mummy,
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Man thing,
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Jack russell, aka
werewolf by night,
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And their leader, blade.
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The howling commandos.
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They work for s.H.I.E.L.D.,
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Nick fury's secret band
of monster hunters.
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You know, I'm kinda surprised
fury never tried to recruit me.
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Red hulk: (laughing) or maybe
you were too monster-y.
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Hey! (crashing)
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Hulk: We don't want
any trouble, blade.
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Blade: Brought this
on yourself, hulk.
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Fury gave me the
order personally.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Wants
you in custody,
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So we can do this
the easy way, or...
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Save it, fang face.
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We'll take the hard way.
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Then your Halloween ends early.
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Commandos, bring down the hulks.
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Team, you got your
treat for tonight.
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Smash 'em!
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Hulk: Let's get 'em, smashers!
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(hulks growling)
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(all growling)
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You hulks are wanted for the
destruction of vista verde.
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First off, wasn't us.
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Second, we're tracking a
dimensional disturbance.
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So, help us find it...
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(grunts)
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(crackling)
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I needed that.
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Time to give up, hulk.
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I'll give up...
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Some green smash!
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Skaar: Skaar slash undead!
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Only half undead.
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(grunts)
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(grutns) let me go, man thing.
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Yeah, I read about you guys
in monster sightings monthly,
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And you know what?
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You're not so scary.
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Ah!
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Pitiful mortal.
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You dare mock n'kantu,
the living mummy?
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(roars)
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Ah! Bug breath.
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All right, you're
scary, you're scary!
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Now sit,
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And stay.
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Werewolf: Ah, come on.
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I'm not a dog, lady.
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I'm a wolf...
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A werewolf!
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(grunting)
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You think you're better than us?
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But you're a monster,
just like us.
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Don't know where you
got that brain,
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But it's wrong.
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I'm no monster!
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(groans)
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Hulk hit like monster.
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Enough, blade.
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We're not here to fight.
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This town's in danger.
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Only danger I see is from you.
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(thunder crackles)
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A great evil approaches.
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Gotta be that disturbance.
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(crackling)
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Yup. That's what you'd call
a dimensional disturbance.
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(children gasping)
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A-bomb: Nah, nah, nah.
It's cool, folks.
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We've handled stuff ripping
through the fabric
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Of space and time before.
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(crackles)
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(roars)
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Dormammu.
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Skaar not like fire head.
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Who is dormammu?
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A big, bad, evil dude
from another dimension
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Who's been trying to get to
our world to create havoc
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For, like, millenniums.
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That is a real long time, yo.
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(roars)
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He can't come through.
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Lucky for us. That creep
would wreck earth.
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On all hallow's eve,
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The barrier between
realms is weakest,
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But his invasion is thwarted.
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(strained grunts)
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She-hulk: Yeah, but
he's up to something.
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(whooshing)
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A-bomb: That's the salem
witchcraft museum.
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Dormammu: The hourglass of fate,
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Lost like a trinket
on this mortal plane,
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Finally claimed by one
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Who will rightfully
use its power...
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Dormammu!
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Hulk: What's going
on here, blade?
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Blade: The hourglass.
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No! Stop him no matter what.
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Move, smashers.
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Blast him, hulks!
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Skaar go boom!
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He's gonna get it.
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Hulk: No, he's not.
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(grunting)
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No!
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Well, he's got it.
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Give me the rundown, blade.
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What is that thing?
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A mystic artifact said
to maintain the balance
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Of order and chaos.
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It keeps our reality together.
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Red hulk: Wait a minute.
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You're telling me
this magic hourglass
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Can destroy reality?
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And it's just sitting
around in a museum?
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Where anybody can grab it?
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Seriously, people,
lock this stuff up!
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One guess what side
dormammu's gonna flip it to.
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Chaos!
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(buzzing)
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Go, my minion,
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And unleash chaos on
the mortal world.
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(laughs wickedly)
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This is it? Only one
lame-o mindless one?
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Easy-peasy.
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(children gasping)
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(all groaning)
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(groaning)
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Red hulk: What's that
thing doing to 'em?
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Doesn't matter. Smash it.
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Hulk: He's turned the
people into mindless ones.
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A-bomb: Okay, worst
Halloween trick ever.
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(growls)
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A-bomb: Scatter! Don't
let those beams hit you.
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(grunting)
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Ah! The dark dimension
still entraps me.
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How can this be?
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Red hulk: There's
too many of them.
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How do we stop these creeps?
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Contain 'em.
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Keep 'em from getting
to more people.
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Red hulk: Thanks, ugly.
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Oh, for pete's sake.
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Man thing got turned
into a darn smoothie.
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Ah! (Groaning)
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Ah, no, red!
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Red! Red in there?
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Red, turn back.
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She-hulk: Skaar, no.
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Oh, no.
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No helping him now, she-hulk.
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(screams)
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Jen!
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(groans)
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Hmm? How's that possible?
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Frank doesn't like
stupid one-eyes.
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Frank didn't turn.
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Frank am like you.
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So we got something
else in common.
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I got your back, mummy.
Get out of here.
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A-bomb: Oh, no. They got wolfie.
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Run for it.
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Obey me, creature.
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Ah, so be it.
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(grunting)
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From chaos, all things came.
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Unto chaos,
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All things must return.
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On your world, dormammu shall
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Make this truth eternal.
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We must reach the
dark dimension.
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Blade, hang on.
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Our only chance is to...
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(grunting)
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No!
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(groaning)
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A-bomb: Hulk, you gotta
stay on the move.
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Can't let 'em zap us.
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N'kantu: It will make
little difference, I fear.
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Our defeat is inevitable.
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Don't give up yet, n'kantu.
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Head for the museum.
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Frank want to fight, not run.
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Hulk: Not my first choice, either.
Go!
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Oh. Sorry.
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Uh, frank needed that.
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Here.
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(crackling)
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That was too close.
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I dig horror movies, I
am not digging this.
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(grunts)
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A-bomb: They're out there.
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Hey, n'kantu,
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Why didn't frank and I
change into mindless ones?
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Perhaps it is your nature.
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You are already agents of chaos.
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Monsters in their purest form.
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We are all monsters.
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I'm not, and stop saying I am.
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So we're both big, greenish,
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A don't turn into mindless ones.
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That's about as alike as we get.
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(growls)
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Now, board up the
windows and doors.
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Frank smashes good, too.
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(beating at door)
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We are trapped.
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What do you suppose dormy wants
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With all the mindless
ones, anyway?
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00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,654
N'kantu: Dormammu is
turning the world of men
269
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,324
Into one of monsters.
270
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,427
And when the last sands
of order flow to chaos,
271
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,229
Our time runs out.
272
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,131
Literally.
273
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,299
That's what blade was
trying to tell me.
274
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,168
All right, we've got to get
275
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,337
To the dark dimension
and flip the hourglass
276
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,139
Before the sands run out.
277
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,341
A-bomb: No-can-do, you
got egyptian magic.
278
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,109
You can teleport
over there, right?
279
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:29,113
I... I am uncertain
I could resist him.
280
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:32,417
I have been tempted by
dark powers before.
281
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,752
You won't have to face
him alone, n'kantu.
282
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,354
Hulk: We're all going.
283
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,291
Hulk: If only we could
get to the truck.
284
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,660
What if truck come to us?
285
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,542
Hulk: Better be quick about it.
The mindless ones
286
00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:45,763
Are headed our way.
287
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,799
(whistles)
288
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,334
(engine revs)
289
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,638
(monster truck honks)
290
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,248
(monster truck honks)
291
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,850
Hulk: Everybody, get on board.
292
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,852
(monster truck honks)
293
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,759
It looks like the mindless ones
294
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,728
Are having some kind of
town meeting down there.
295
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,670
Imbued with the power of chaos,
296
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,239
They are able to
widen the portal.
297
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,475
I have spent countless eons
298
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,312
Trying to escape this dark
dimension to reach earth,
299
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,216
But the solution has
become obvious.
300
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:41,319
Bring earth to me!
301
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,187
No!
302
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,696
Dormammu: As the sands
of order run out,
303
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:53,631
Chaos rises.
304
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,534
The barrier between
realms will fall,
305
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,636
And my dark dimension
306
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,373
Will swallow your universe.
307
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,843
He pulls our world
into bad place.
308
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:10,314
Dormammu's realm will make
earth home to absolute chaos.
309
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,449
Pure evil!
310
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:12,750
Not on our watch.
311
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,152
So, uh, hulk,
312
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,620
What are we doing
about the barrier?
313
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,289
Hulk: It's up to
the pharaoh, now.
314
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,558
(chanting incantation)
315
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,832
A-bomb: He got us through.
316
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,700
Oh, yeah. Who's your mummy?
317
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,336
They need to change your
name from no-can-do
318
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,205
To totally-can-do.
319
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,340
Me and frank will
keep dormammu busy.
320
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,209
You two turn the
hourglass back to order.
321
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,578
Right, because that'll be easy.
Thank you.
322
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,419
Dormammu: You fools!
323
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:54,358
You believe you can
defeat me here,
324
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,394
In my own dimension?
325
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,396
We can, firehead.
326
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,264
And we will.
327
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,200
(roars)
328
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:07,438
Unleash the monster inside you.
329
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,473
You are outcasts on earth.
330
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,542
Here, you will be royalty.
331
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,212
Can't move.
332
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,747
(both straining)
333
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,749
Firehead right.
334
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,352
We are monsters.
335
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,820
Monsters or not,
336
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,322
I'm still my own hulk.
337
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,325
And you're still a
howling commando.
338
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,960
(a-bomb struggles)
339
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,494
Pull, mortal.
340
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,463
Our time grows short.
341
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,433
We must upend the hourglass.
342
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,068
I can't even budge it.
343
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,242
Really? I'm being attacked
by hourglass ghosts?
344
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,710
This is so lame.
345
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,578
Whoa, look out, mummy dude.
346
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,352
The ghosts, they're
possessing my body!
347
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,586
(dormammu roaring)
348
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,358
(groaning)
349
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,527
Your ally has fallen.
350
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:05,796
Give in to chaos, hulk.
351
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,400
For here, chaos is order.
352
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:12,003
Sorry, frank.
353
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,472
Let me ease your burden.
354
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,275
(groaning)
355
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,011
Take control of
your banal brain.
356
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:24,015
Become the monster
you are meant to be.
357
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,351
No. You can't turn
me into a monster
358
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,754
'cause I already am one.
359
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,729
Need a little help, mummy dude.
360
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:42,600
Must embrace chaos.
361
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,837
Fate of all. Fate of all.
362
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,673
Don't let it take you over.
363
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,342
You were a pharaoh
once, a good guy.
364
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,543
N'kantu,
365
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,378
No one controls you.
366
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,647
(groans) yes.
367
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,918
All right.
368
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,054
Uh, if you're done being
evil, I'm over here.
369
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,524
Dormammu: Destroy
your friend, monster.
370
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,695
Let chaos reign for eternity.
371
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,932
Frank, don't be one
of dormammu's creeps.
372
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,635
Let the real monster out.
373
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,670
(hulk groans)
374
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,007
You're changing back, big guy.
375
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,809
You just got to keep
on fighting it.
376
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,648
(groans)
377
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,721
No power controls n'kantu.
378
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,657
I am the living mummy!
379
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,861
What's this?
380
00:17:45,997 --> 00:17:48,699
Another monster dares defy me?
381
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,673
Hulk is monster.
Just like frank.
382
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,409
So sometimes being a
monster ain't bad.
383
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,544
Ready to get your smash on?
384
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,414
Frank loves to smash.
385
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,050
No, I will hold the demon.
386
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,587
Get to the hourglass
before the sands run out.
387
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,123
Got you, rick.
388
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,557
A-bomb: Thanks, hulk.
389
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,159
Now, let's flip that bad boy.
390
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,462
Everyone, heave.
391
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,733
Hulk: Oh, great. It's stuck.
392
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,908
You're too late.
393
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,143
Chaos triumphs.
394
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,178
Not today.
395
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,653
No!
396
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,627
A-bomb: Uh, where's
the hourglass?
397
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,198
Hulk: My guess? Back
where it belongs.
398
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,935
All right. We did it.
Portal's shrinking.
399
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,940
Mummy, do your thing.
400
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,010
(chanting incantation)
401
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,647
Dormammu: No!
402
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:12,983
You will not escape me.
403
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,852
(engine revs)
404
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,654
(strained grunts)
405
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,456
(engine revs)
406
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,495
Let go, you fetid moss heap.
407
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,530
(dormammu groans)
408
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,468
(engine revs)
409
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,937
Later dork-mammu.
410
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,238
You've been a-bombed.
411
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,573
A-bomb: Yahoo!
412
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,208
No!
413
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,080
(indistinct murmuring)
414
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,022
Werewolf: Whoa.
415
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,224
(groans)
416
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,125
By the great pumpkin,
417
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,961
What in samhain happened?
418
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,729
Skaar confused...
419
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,631
And hungry.
420
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,100
(engine revving)
421
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:12,042
Dormammu invaded and turned
everyone into mindless ones.
422
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,812
Ugh! I was one of
those monsters?
423
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,147
Thought you already were
a monster, monster.
424
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,216
Some Halloween this
turned out to be.
425
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,719
Actually, it's like
the best one ever.
426
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,722
I used the mumm's
wraps to tp dormammu.
427
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,090
Epic win! (Grunts)
428
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,226
What is this "tp" you speak of?
429
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,061
(a-bomb whispering)
430
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,167
(yelps)
431
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,103
Red hulk: Trick or
treat, dog boy?
432
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:41,939
(giggles)
433
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,421
Werewolf: You guys
don't seem the type
434
00:20:43,445 --> 00:20:44,942
Of monsters we
should be hunting.
435
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,544
You're more than that.
436
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,145
You're heroes.
437
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,713
Remember that, frank,
438
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,182
Because in my book,
you're a hero, too.
439
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,951
Ha, ha.
440
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,186
Hulk is like frank.
441
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,222
(clears throat)
442
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,724
Well, a little bit like me.
443
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:04,295
Um, frank needed that.
444
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,064
Thank you.
445
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:14,672
Halloween's almost over, team.
446
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,142
Let's get out of here before
we turn into pumpkins.
447
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,844
So, sometimes it's
okay to be a monster
448
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,047
'cause we all get to choose
what kind of monsters
449
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,315
We want to be.
450
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,251
Speaking of which,
I choose green.
451
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,854
Happy hulk-o-ween, everyone.
452
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,056
Hulk out.
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