Original subtitles

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Aunt Cass' new gluten-freecupcake recipe is amazing!

Mini-Max: I can make no judgments

because I have no food hole.

Guys, guys, guys, guys...

- Guys. - Fred? W-what's wrong?

Forgot to save your progresson some dumb video game? Again?

I... am wounded.

Baymax: Do you require medical assistance?

Only if you can mend a broken heart!

Baymax: Cardiac surgery is not in my healthcare protocol,

- but I can download instructions. - [beeping]

- Downloaded. - [click]

No, Baymax. He's talking about his feelings.

Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask---

- Honey Lemon: What happened, Freddie? - Ugh!

Well, I was in the middle ofsome very important research.

That's when I saw "it."

"Duck Duck Moose," number 57. An obscure issue

of an obscure comic. I had never met another fan

until...

Olivia!

You know "Duck Duck Moose"?

Duh, it's hilarious! Did you know

there are only 1,000copies of issue 57?

My favorite partis on page 17.

- [squeals] Bottom left panel? - Yeah!

When Moose isthe one that ducks!

- [both laugh] - So good.

♪ What is my brain feeling

♪ Why is my heart squealing?

♪ What is this mush?

♪ Oh no, it's a nerd crush

♪ Nerd crush!

♪ Nerd crush! ♪

♪ Nothing will ever be the--

It was love at firstobscure reference.

- Aw, Fred. - Classic meet-cute.

Mini-Max: I have no food hole!

- Hit me with the sad. - Okay, here's what happened.

[beep]

So, I was wondering if you'd maybe wanna go

with me this Saturday to a charity benefit.

My family goes every year.

The Save The Sloths Benefit? My family goes every year, too!

Oh. Cool. My family is actually a sponsor.

Mine, too... Wait, who is your family?

The Fredericksons!

- Ugh. - Huh?

Why?!

So now I am alone.

Forever.

Baymax: Fred, you are not alone.

There are six of us. Big Hero 6.

[clapping]

I don't get it. What's wrong with you being a Frederickson?

It's because Olivia's last name is--

- Mole! She's my cousin! - Ah!

- How long have you been there? - Long enough for this sap

- to cry me a river. - Baymax: Fred's body

does not contain enough hydration to cry a river.

I thought robots weresupposed to be fun.

-Baymax: My primary function is medical-- -Don't care.

It's only natural youwould fall for Olivia.

- We Moles are all love magnets. - [ding]

Ugh.

But we're repelledby Fredericksons!

You know what the best part is? My security cameras

caught the whole thing!

- The Fredericksons! Huh? - Ugh.

Why?!

[laughs] Let's see thatagain in slow motion.

- [slow, low-pitched]: The Fredericksons! - [slow, low-pitched]: Ugh.

[echoing boom]

[crash]

Why?!

Hm, your pain is likesweet, sweet candy!

- Back off, Richardson. - It's okay, Hiro.

I deserve to be mocked.

- Wait, what? - Yeah. My life has no meaning,

so who cares? Let's watch it again!

In super slow-mo!

[super slow, distorted]: Why...

Wow. You hit rockbottom really fast.

- Then I guess you'll be going. - Despite my every instinct,

- I'm gonna help you, Fred. - Why...?

I can't let Oliviadestroy you.

- That's my job. - Look, I'm sad, not stupid.

You'd never try to help me.

I know Olivia. Her last boyfriend, Javert, and I,

were pretty tight. I know the kind ofman she likes.

- He's a creep. - I wouldn't.

- Bad idea. - Just no.

Baymax: That is not advisable.

I'm in the pits of despair,

and Richardson is my only ladder.

♪ A makeover, gonna get a makeover ♪

♪ Just one verse in

♪ Ooh, a different person

♪ This is a makeover

♪ A makeover montage

[kiss] I am a genius, and you are my masterpiece!

I will call you Frederique!

I'm worried about Freddie. Where is he?

Hopefully, he ditched Mole.

I don't thinkthat's how it went.

[sophisticated music playing]

- [gasps] - [spinning]

- All: Hm. - Freddie?

Freddie? No.

Fred went bye-bye, chaps and chapettes.

They call me Frederique.

Um, Frederique? Can we talk?

You've got it, my lady.

You shouldn't change whoyou are for someone else.

Abandon the Frederique Fredsona?

I think you'll be happierif you just be yourself.

[snooty laugh] Been there, done that.

Failed miserably. Now,

Frederique must make his entrance!

Darling! Babe! So good to see you.

Honey baby! Yeah!

- It's me, Frederique. - [shutter snaps]

- [laughter] - [haughty chuckle]

[chuckles]

[sipping] Huh?

♪ What is my brain feeling?

♪ Why is my heart squealing?

♪ What is this mush?

♪ Oh no, it's a nerd crush

- ♪ Nerd crush... - [music slowing down]

- Uh, hi. - The name's Frederique.

Frederique Frederiqueson.

I know who you are, Fred.

Well then, I guess you also know you just won the lottery,

kitty cat. Meow. Ah!

Wow, you just gave me the creep shivers.

But!

Why?!

[mocking laughter]

Ho! Oh! Ho ho!

Frederique, you truly are my masterpiece.

- This is the best day of my life! - [piano twinkling]

- [growls] - [flames roaring]

You said you would turn me intothe perfect guy, like Javert!

I said I know the kind of guy she likes.

She hated Javert!

That's why they only went out once.

Bluff Dunder reporting live with our top story.

Fred Frederickson, now known as Frederique,

has just been epically owned by Richardson Mole.

[disappointed trombone]

This is your top story?

The mean little boy is paying me a boatload of money.

I mean, a boatload.

Frederique, care to commenton your complete humiliation?

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No...

[somber music playing]

[zap, whooshing]

[slamming]

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Enter fundraiser undetected, check.

Lock doors, check.

Oh great. Supersonic Stupid.

Please. Supersonic Stupid was my father's name.

You can just call me Stu.

This is my first solo heist, you guys!

- This is so cool! - You're doing great, sugar biscuit!

Thanks, Nana! Love you!

Okay, hand over all of your...

valid?

Your visi-- Nana!

- I can't read this part. - [beep]

Supersonic Sue: It's valuables, cuddle cup!

Oh, right. Okay.

Hand over all your valuables, cuddle cups!

Oh wait. You know what? As I'm saying that,

I'm realizing that's what-- I just r--

Just hand over all your valuables!

[piano chord plays]

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Nana, look at me! I'm doing it!

You sure are! Now,

- what comes next? - Oh! I wrote it on my foot.

Everybody just wait!

Oh, you don't have time for that, angel bottom!

-You have to take-- -A banana!

♪

No. One of the victims

so no one tries to stop you from leaving.

- [all gasp] - Right, right.

I have no explanation for the banana thing.

Ah! Hey!

Let her go!

Nana? Should I?

You're a big boy! Make smart choices!

You know what? I'm leaning y...

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- No! - Hiro: Wrong answer!

Nuh-uh! Nana said itwas the right answer!

Oh, the circus folk are back in town.

Sorry, hun! Nana's gotta jump in!

It's electric elbow o'clock!

[cackling]

[blast]

- [grunts] - [whooshes]

Ah! Whoa!

Nana! You said I could do it all by myself!

Olivia! "Duck Duck Moose" issue 57,

page 17, bottom left!

Fred! No! It's too dangerous!

It'll work! Ah!

- Wait, what will work? - Just get outta there, butter bean!

[dramatic music playing]

Ow, my hoof!

- I broke it in a skiing accident! - Your hoof?

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Ah! Quack quack, loser!

[quacking]

Ah!

[slow-motion]: Ah!

[super slow-motion]: Ah!

[explosion]

[ding]

[grunts]

♪ Nerd crush, this is a total nerd crush ♪

♪ Nerd crush ♪

Baymax: Law enforcement has arrived. I will let them in.

Come on! We gotta blow this joint.

But I wantedto do the robbery...

You tried, and that's what matters.

Now, who wants ice cream for din-din?

Ooh! I do! I do! You're the best, Nana.

[whooshing]

Baymax: Good-bye.

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You were amazing, Frederique.

[groans] It's Fred.

Just Fred. I'm sorryI acted so weird.

I wanted you to like me, so I took Richardson's advice

to be more like Javert.

Javert? Gross.

Richardson played us. He told me you were a jerk.

I'm not surprised. He's told me I'm a jerk

-many times. -Well, he's wrong. You're sweet,

brave, and have great taste in comics.

I should've trusted my instincts.

Uh, okay. So, uh, there's a screening of

"Super Tall Fire BreathingHurricane Centaur" next week,

and I was kinda hoping...

Are you asking me to see classic kaiju anime with you?

I'd love to!

[gasps]

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[giggles] Aren't they the cutest?

Go Go: Yeah, pretty cute.

Richardson: Hello? Is it safe to come out?

- [click] - Hello?!

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