Original subtitles

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That is your third Noodle Burger!

I marvel at your disgusting gluttony!

Aw, thanks, buddy.

Fred, if you are no longer hungry,

it is advisable to cease consumption.

One does not simply waste a Noodle Burger!

I got one for everyone, and then the others didn't show.

[chomp] Okay? That was Honey Lemon's.

You should claim yours quickly.

Right after I finish syncing Basemax's AI with all our bots.

Mega-Max is the last one.

- [chomp, gibberish] - I have no idea what you just said.

I believe it was... [gibberish]

- Uh, thanks. - I also got a dozen

Noodle Nibblers. Basemax,

text Wasabi, Go Go, and Honey Lemon.

- I need help eating this! - Basemax: Texting. However,

Wasabi, Go Go, and Honey Lemon

have not responded to the previous 35 messages.

Oh. Huh. I think I get it.

They probablyresponded by email.

Checking email. You have one new message.

-[beeping] -It is from a questionable sender.

Ooh! I love a mystery! Open it! Open it!

Basemax: Dear Mr. Frederickson,

I am a member of the royal family of Spamibia,

- and need your help. - Huh?

Click this link to find out more.

- Hurry! Click it! - Wait, don't--

- [beeping, alarms] - ...open the link.

Basemax [glitching]: Help. Malware d-d-detected.

Yep. You opened a virus.

Can you fix it?!

- The Spamibian Royal Family needs us! - I'll do a manual reboot.

- [powering down] - [beeping]

[beeping]

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- Hm. - Manual reboot corrupted.

- Is this bad? - [gasps]

Basemax: How dare you?

Who is it that I'm talking to exactly?

- Whoa! - [thud]

-[beeping] -You are in the presence of Her Royal Highness,

the Queen of Spamibia! Bend the knee!

Baymax: It appears you are not well.

Basemax: You speak treason!

You will be brought to justice, rogue knave!

- She seems-- off. - Watch out! Run!

- [panting] - Ah!

I am not fast.

-Baymax! We'll come back for-- -[clang]

- This situation is not safe. - Basemax: Hm.

What shall we do with you?

Entertain your queen while I decide!

Baymax: I am programmed in many types of dance.

[disco music]

[hip-hop music]

[samba music]

I am... pleased.

Oh?

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- [panting] - We need to call the others.

- [beeping, pop] - I don't have a signal!

Basemax activated her signal jammers.

We have to shut downBasemax's power.

The switch is on the factory floor.

[hissing, whirring]

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[whirring]

[screaming]

[clicking]

In the words of my larger, slower friend,

oh no.

Basemax: Attack the knaves, my noble knights!

- Off with their heads! - Come on.

They're just training bots. What's the worst they could do?

Whoa!

- Ah! - [whip snaps]

Ah!

[panting]

Eat this, faceless foes!

Ah! [panting]

- [smashing] - Ah!

Whoa!

Hiya!

-[grunts]

- [beeping] - [whirring]

There's too many. We need our suits.

- I can still signal Skymax. - [beeping]

[hissing, roaring]

Yes!

No!

- [hissing] - Don't worry, guys! We're here!

[popping]

- [grunts] - [slicing]

- [clang] - [grunts]

[panting]

Ah! [grunts]

Basemax: No! My knights! Bravely you battled.

- You opened a strange email? - It was from royalty.

We will sing sweet songs of your bravery.

You villainous varlets will pay!

- The switch is on the factory floor. - Let's shut this down.

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[chomp] How'd you guys know we were in trouble?

-You stopped sending us annoyingtexts every five minutes.-It was weird.

- Nice, but weird. - We knew something was wrong.

[whirring, beeping]

I will put an end to this folly!

-Hiro: Baymax? -What? I am not a foe!

Baymax [with accent]: I have been anointed Baymaximus!

[thunder rumbling]

-[medieval music] -The Sorcerer of Spamibia!

-He's infected. -I serve only my queen.

[zapping]

They got Mini-Max, too!

Baymax: And now, I dub thee

my scrappy sorcerer's apprentice!

Mini-Max [with accent]: I now serve the queen.

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[panting]

- Ah! [grunts] - [laughing]

-[medieval music] -Your failure is like a pleasing tune on the lute.

What's a lute?

'Tis an instrument of musical delight,

barbarian!

Basemax: Well done, brave sorcerers.

You have served your queen well.

-This isn't so bad. We can handle this. -Basemax: Now,

lead my invincible army in battle

against these miscreants.

[all screaming]

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- [operatic singing] - [zapping]

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[zapping]

- Go Go: Still optimistic? - Yes! We can totally do this.

[whirring, clanging]

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Okay. I'm a littleless optimistic.

Baymax: The Ogre King of Spamibia

is undefeated in battle!

- [roaring] - [thunder rumbling]

For Spamibia!

- [all yelling] - What now?

I can shut down Basemax from the generator room.

- There! - Let's go.

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[thunder rumbling]

For Spamibia!

Mini-Max: Onward, demon dragons!

- [grunting] - [explosion]

- [grunting] - [pop]

Be safe, but also be fast.

[grunting]

[beeping]

Basemax: Oh! Treachery!

Ah!

Super jump! [grunts]

- I guess that was more of a normal jump. - [whirring]

May your course be true, fair fist.

- Know that thine flight is a flight most noble. - [jets whirring]

- [grunts] - [pop, squish]

- [pop] - Baymax: Oh...

- no! - [flames roaring]

For the glory of my queen!

-[Fred shouting] -Unhand me, fiendish imbecile!

I know you're not yourself, but that still stings, Mini-Max.

- [grunting, smashing] - [yelling]

[popping]

Whoa! Thanks, Go Go! Whoa!

Any time now, Hiro. [grunts]

- Time to shut this down. - [buzzer]

Basemax: Alas, villainous vermin.

All you need to do is hit the power down button.

-[beeping] -But, which one is it?

-[grunting] -Oh, so close, knave. Perhaps if you were taller.

- [beeping] - Hey, I'm average for my age.

Oh! Not that one!

Let's make it a real challenge!

-[grunting, slapping] -Tired yet?

Oops! You're running out of time.

Roddy, why did youdesign it this way?

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Mini-Max: Methinks this is annoying!

Forsooth! I will punch thy butt!

[yelling]

[grunting, panting]

Uh-oh. [yelling]

[panting]

Come hither, coward!

And prepare for the besmirching

of a lifetime!

- Baymax: For Spamibia! - [whirring]

- [gasps] - [beeping]

- [pop] - Nice, Honey Lemon!

-[zooming] -Come hither, loyal Spamibians!

All that stands between us and virtuous glory

is that infernal dome!

Break it for the queen!

Break it for Spamibia!

Mini-Max: For Spamibia!

[poink]

[banging]

[operatic singing]

- It's holding! - [banging]

- Phew! They're giving up! - [metal creaking]

Um, are they?

[whirring]

Destroy the dome, Ogre King,

then there will be much merrymaking.

Methinks it's all up to Hiro.

Basemax: If you surrender now,

I will spare you and make you court jester.

- Not likely. Nope! - Village idiot?

[creaking]

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- [panting] - [clicking]

[zooming]

- [rumbling] - [grunting]

[bang]

- [bell rings] - [shattering]

[powering down, clattering]

Rejoice! For I have...

Spamibia forev...

Basemax [glitching]: No-o-o-o-o-o...

[beeping stops]

- You did it! - Did what?

- [electricity zapping] - [screaming]

- [explosion] - [screaming]

[zooming]

Baymax [normal voice]: Hello. I am Baymax.

Mini-Max [normal voice]: And I am Mini-Max!

And I have no memory of the last hour!

- Wasabi: Hiro, you did it! - This one was all Fred.

I used my ultimate superpower.

- So it was dumb luck? - I prefer to call it "Fredding the needle."

You saved the day, Freddie!

- Hello? It was also his fault. - But I learned a very important lesson!

Yeah. You're not allowed to check your email

by yourself anymore.

I was gonna say stop at three Noodle Burgers,

- but you can learn more than one thing at a time. - [ding]

Basemax: You have one new message.

- All: Fred, no! - [beep]

[alarm blaring]

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