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GAP The Series

Hon., thanks a lot for accompanying a pregnant lady like me.

Anyhow…can you check if there are people in the toilet?

Tee. Kade. Operation Natasha Romanov activated now!

- [Door knocks] - Activated!

Roger that!

Jim.

[Dog howling]

- I locked Fuzzy inside. I should be able to keep her there for a while. - Marvellous.

Mon, what’s the relationship between you and Fuzzy?

I’m her subordinate, of course.

That’s not what I mean!

That’s not convincing at all. Aren’t these her clothes you’re wearing? I know that they’re hers.

- Yeah, I remember these clothes. - Right.

Am I correct?

I slept over at her place last night.

- HM!? - Huh!?

Mon, you perv.

Well, she was afraid of ghosts, so I stayed there with her. That’s all.

A “blanket ghost”. (T/N Thai slang for “having sex”)

Or a grumpy ghost.

- Yeah. - Um.

- We’ve known her for more than 10 years. She has never once allowed me to stay over. - True.

- You didn’t know her until recently. But you got a sleepover? - Right.

- She’s so afraid that we would make a mess of her place. - Also true. - Um.

Now, tell me!

Mon, did you do more than sleeping on the same bed last night?

We didn’t do anything. I’m a woman. How could I have done that?

Mon, look. She can do it. Right, peeps?

Hey, to be frank, Hon. doesn’t know how to initiate it. She’s too passive.

She doesn’t normally let anyone enter her house. And she doesn’t usually like to meet and hang out with other people.

- She doesn’t even bring Mr. Kirk, who’s her fiancé, to meet us. - That’s so true. - Oh, you’re right.

- And how many days have passed since you first met? She’s already introduced you to her place. - Hmph!

- Don’t you think it’s weird!? - Yeah.

- So weird. - Agreed.

Huh?

Is it weird?

Pretty weird.

Mon, be honest. There’s no need to hide it from us.

- I really am her employee. - You have to say it out loud. - Argh, Mon. That can’t be right!

- Do you understand the weight of sleeping over at her place? - Yeah.

- And you’re wearing her clothes. - Yeah. - Totally.

Are you interrogating Mon?

Erm…

No! Absolutely not.

Oh, where have you been? I’ve been looking for you.

You locked me up in the toilet.

I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry, buddy.

Oh, right! Mon, could you take some photos for us in front of the restaurant?

- Good idea. - Excellent.

Here, my phone. Let’s go.

- Come. Let’s go. - Yes, sure. - Let’s take photos.

- Let’s go. - Go ahead. Go outside the restaurant.

- There we go. - Go, go, go.

- And you! - Um.

- Wait right here. - That’s right.

- Sit here. - Let’s go take some photos.

- Hurry up. Let’s go. - Come on. Quickly.

Wait for me.

- Mon, come this way. - Come. Come.

- Come over here. - It’s dark here.

Right here.

- Pose. - More. More.

- How should I pose? - A bit more.

- All right. - Good.

Erm…what are you doing?

Ah…well, please don’t freak out.

We just wanna know how much you know about Hon. Stupidity.

Tell us.

- Erm…she likes cats. - Ah.

- She likes the colour red. - Aha.

She wants to open a kindergarten.

She likes RnB music.

- And… - Anything else? - What else?

That’s about it.

Ahhhh…I thought you would know more.

Don’t tell me you’re following her IG account.

Yes, I am.

- Oh My God! You mustn’t do that. I’m the one who created her IG. - Yeah.

Everything on her IG is fake. Unfollow it. I upload the photos, and I am the admin.

- Huh! - Right.

Aha.

That stupid Hon. has no clues about these applications. We’re the ones behind them.

Oh, and the interviews, all fake.

Right. And let me tell you something, Mon.

Though her company focuses on web-design and content creation,

the Hon. Stupidity only uses Facebook, IG, TikTok, etc. strictly for business.

There’s nothing else beyond work, work and work.

Wait. Wait just a minute.

Are you telling me the truth?

Totally.

Hey! The food has arrived.

Oh, yeah yeah.

Yeah.

Were you teasing her?

- Heh? - Ah… - No. We didn’t do anything.

- We don’t dare teasing your subordinate, right? - Right.

Perfect timing. I asked Mon about everything already.

She’s your hardcore fan. She knows everything about you.

But not a thing that she knows is true. What do we do with this?

Everything I know about you is made up?

- Erm. - Oh. That’s nice. - Erm.

Aha.

I don’t want my personal life to be known by the public.

What do they get from knowing about me? Why would they want to know if I like dogs or cats? What’s my favourite colour?

What do I want to do?

It’s not like their lives will be better with such information.

And why are you so interested in me?

Well…

You’re my idol.

My role model.

What idol are you talking about? I don’t understand.

And when you talk to other people, look into their eyes as well.

Hey, easy you two. You look at each other like ants to sugar.

Anyway, Mon, I think there’re plenty of role models out there.

Why did you choose this dead-facial-muscle friend of mine?

- Hey. - But it’s true.

Lady Sam smiled at me when I was young.

When you were young?

When?

How did you meet me?

Who are you?

When I was in Grade 4. But you must have forgotten all about it.

[From the left: Tee, Jim, and Kade] Hey, isn’t that the halfy, Teacher Pohn’s kid? She must be waiting for her mum.

- Let’s tease here a bit. - Yeah.

What are you doing, halfy?

I’m doing my Thai language homework.

Oh dear! Halfy is doing homework in Thai? Doesn’t suit you at all. Shouldn’t you do it in English?

I have a good idea.

Come here, Halfy. Let us help you with it.

A poem for Teacher’s day? My thing.

Brilliant.

What kind of poem is this?

Recite after me, Mon.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Not a punt cut square,

Just a square cut punt.

It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Square…cut…

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

cut…punt…

Stop! Little one.

What does a dirty tongue twister poem have anything to do with Teacher’s Day?

What’re you thinking by pulling a prank like this on her? You horrible bunch.

You’re over-reacting, Hon.

We’re just joking around. Who’s gonna submit homework like that?

Horn Fuzzy ruins all the fun. All right. We’re backing off.

Thai poem, right?

I’ll help you.

That’s correct. That teacher is my mum.

- Oh-My-God. - For real!?

Lady Sam has been my idol all this time.

I do everything to be close to Lady Sam, but you can’t remember me at all.

I’ve never forgotten the way you smiled at me and patted my head gently.

I’ve been following your footsteps. No matter what you do, what interviews, I follow.

I studied what you did.

I’d been studying hard since Grade 4 so that I could go to the same faculty as you did.

- Dang. - Hm.

Speaking as an artist, even my fans aren’t this dedicated.

You know, you probably aren’t as famous as you think you are.

You damn jerk!

But my confidence has completely disappeared today.

Everything I know about you is a lie.

Food has arrived. Let’s dig in.

- Let’s go quickly. - You change the subject.

Go go go.

She’s such a pain in the butt.

Why is Lady Sam avoiding me and acting strange over there?

She’s always been strange. You always have to re-interpret her moves.

- She won’t tell you what she wants. - True.

Always beats around the bush.

But we’ll be so annoyed that we’ll do what she wants.

It’s her method of silent authority.

That’s right, Mon. She was raised in an oppressive environment where she couldn’t be herself.

She never had what she wanted as a child.

So she became like this.

If she says something looks tasty, it means she doesn’t wanna eat it.

- Her actions don’t match her feelings. - That’s right. She’s a taciturn.

Is there really such a person?

Oh, yes. Our friend is an odd one.

You seem to know Lady Sam so well.

We’ve known one another for too long. That’s why.

Teasing her is the best fun we have.

She doesn’t get upset no matter how much we tease her. Even if she does, she won’t say it.

She’s cute. If she wasn’t my friend, I might go after her.

- Hmph. - Hey.

Don’t you go after everyone who’s cute though.

Fortunately, she didn’t go after me.

Hmmmm.

And why do you call her Horn Fuzzy?

Aw, so cute.

- Should we tell her? - We can.

- Just a bit is fine? - Go ahead.

Well, she’s an Hon. Lady. So we joke around and call her the Horn 3D personality fuzzy Lady. (T/N “3” is read as “Sam”)

But she’s not mad.

Right. Let me tell you this.

When we first met, none of us liked her. You can prolly say we disliked her gut. She looked dead.

But after we got to know each other, we realised that she was a lovely one. Right?

She’s just different.

Oh, I almost forgot! Can I have your Line ID?

Here.

- Line ID? - Yup.

Sure.

- Okay. - Good girl.

Here you go.

If you have anything you want to ask, just text us on the groupchat. I’ll make one specifically for us.

- All the time. - Yeah.

Now, let’s do something fun first.

Oh yeah?

- Shall we? - What?

What is it?

- Well, we’d like to know what the Hon. Stupidity thinks about you. - Hm!?

Let me handle this.

Hey, Hon.

Hm? Are you trying to light this place on fire?

Go back to the table. If you keep staring at the chef like this, he’ll quit his job.

Are you feeling pressured?

Can’t you tell just by looking at his face?

Quick. Come.

Sorry.

It’s fine. I know how you feel.

Hey, Fuzzy, do you think Mon is cute?

Not even remotely.

Ummmm.

- You think this one is yum? - Aha. Very.

Let me try.

Hey, Sam. Don’t you like the girl?

Nuh, I don’t.

Ummmm.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

I’m just making sure that you really are enjoying the food.

- I’m worried you might not. - Right.

But from how I see it, it looks good.

Very good.

🎵If you’re thinking what I am thinking,🎵

🎵please let me know,🎵

🎵because I want the feeling that I have🎵

🎵to match yours.🎵

Lady Sam, you like grey colour, right?

Um.

That means, up to this point, I don’t know you at all.

It’s fine. You’ll gradually learn about what I like and dislike from now on.

But you’ve grown quite a bit.

That little kid that day has become a grown-up.

You should have told me you were Teacher Pohn’s daughter since day one.

Here. My mum told me to show it to you.

So cute.

How is he?

Well…

He’s gone.

Ah, it’s been over 10 years.

Dogs have their age range.

That’s correct. I was so close with him.

Whenever I looked at him, I thought of you.

Do I look like a dog?

He represented you.

When I looked at him, it reminded me of when you smiled.

You could say I saw your kindness from him.

Do you admire me that much?

Yes.

Very much. So much so that…

I would make a move if I were a man.

Start walking. Walk in front of me.

Don’t turn around, or I’ll cut your salary.

You know I like grey. I know you like pink.

This is fair. We both know about each other equally.

Let’s get to know each other slowly.

Is my idea approved?

No.

GAP The Series

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