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[Swanthula] Previously on "Dragula".

Hello uglies, and welcome to the Underworld.

We've summoned your lost souls here

to compete in the ultimate grand championship

of drag, filth, horror, and glamour.

[Dracmorda] Your first challenge of the season,

we're going back to our spooktacular Halloween house party.

I see that you have an Abhora tattoo.

I wanna know about the entanglement between the three.

I confessed to her that I have a deep admiration for her,

and she was just staring on her phone.

The winner of the first Titans challenge

is... Victoria Black.

Oh my god!

Both of your looks lack imagination.

You know I love you, but you are gonna get my vote.

[Astrud] In Abhora's defense-

Why is everyone coming to Abhora's defense?

[HoSo] No, no, no, no, no.

Abhora and Erika.

Your siblings have voted to put you both up for elimination.

It feels like shit, knowing that they put me there.

I wanna punch them all in the face.

Abhora.

(horror music)

You have been eliminated.

(intense music)

(Boulet Brothers laughing)

♪ ("Dragula Theme" Music) ♪

♪ Drag ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer queen ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She'll make you scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

[Swanthula] The winner of.

"The Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Titans"

will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour,

receive a $100,000 grand prize, courtesy of us,

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next Drag Super monster.

(thunder booming)

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

(person shrieks)

(tense music)

(electricity buzzing)

- We are here, bitches! - Another fucking day.

- All right, bitches. - We survived.

- We survived. - We survived.

Is there a twist under here that I don't know about?

It feels good coming back.

Even though I was technically up for extermination,

I don't really count it

because I know I don't deserve to be there,

and I know it's 'cause the group put me there.

Guys, guys, that trap door though.

Bitch, I thought a trap door could be possible,

but I did not think it would happen.

Yeah, Erika, what was that like waiting up there?

[Erika] Honestly, it felt like shit.

Part of it was also Abhora putting me there.

No matter how hard I tried to get her up to speed,

she was never gonna be up to speed.

I felt really angry at her,

but at the same time,

I knew that she was the obvious choice to go.

I'm still kind of in disbelief that Abhora's gone.

I know she had so much more cool shit to show.

Were you nervous about how the voting was gonna go?

I was, because Koco's a really charismatic character,

and the group consensus

was it was gonna come down to the two of us.

I felt like I was clearly bottom three,

whereas Koco and Abhora were more bottom two.

Excuse me?

It was a unique experience

having y'all as competitors watching me.

That was a gag.

Knowing that also the consensus was to put me there,

I was like, fuck all of you.

Well, you looked pissed.

You did look pissed!

You looked steamed.

I'm not forgiving any of those bitches,

and I'm definitely not gonna forget what they did.

So, the thing about Abhora,

it's like, as soon as I started seeing her

transform into this sort of self-defeated creature

before my fucking eyes,

I just got so pissed.

No, I feel like she at first-

All up and down this motherfuckin' boudoir,

but then when it comes down to the wire,

you're not even gonna have a fire

under your own fucking ass?

At first, she had the, you know,

but then she kinda got cornered a bit.

- That's fair. - Wait, but now.

Now you guys are saying that, but when we're in there

you guys were defending her the whole time.

Thank you.

Y'all had y'all titties out, and Abhora was on the teat.

Oh my god, don't do this to Abhora.

Dah, dah, dah, dah, no.

It felt like there was nobody else

in the bottom but Abhora.

She was the only one that fuckin' mattered.

[HoSo] Well, it kinda was though because she was-

She was the clear bottom.

Okay, but no one should need anyone to defend them,

'cause we came here to represent ourselves.

That's true, and I just wanna say

as a very, very, very empathetic, emotional person myself.

- As an empath. - As an empath.

(Koco sighs)

No, I saw myself in Abhora in that moment,

and I wanted to make sure

that she didn't make the same mistakes that I did.

I don't want anybody to go through that,

so what I was trying to do

was give her an opportunity to reset her focus,

and she did a couple times.

And then every time she reset, she went right back into it.

No!

So by the end of it, I started to get frustrated.

Her attitude was too sour.

At one point, she was already shut off.

[HoSo] Well, see this-

I feel like she was shut off, then the fire ignited again,

and then she started stabbing everybody in the fucking back.

It's so shocking because-

Then she shut off again, then the fake tears came.

Then she was self-deprecating.

Okay, but can I just talk?

'Cause you guys talk so fucking much.

- Let Yovska talk! - Oh my fucking god.

Speak up!

Girl, I'm trying to.

Damn y'all, let me get a word in.

I'm just gonna say,

maybe she got a little bit comfortable with this.

[Melissa] Maybe.

That's exactly what happened.

If it wasn't the Abhora show, it wasn't gonna be a show.

No, that's not what she said.

That's exactly what she said.

Y'all vote with your heart,

but just know without me in the competition,

it's going to have a lot less steam.

Just wanna say, I think we can all agree

that Abhora is a wonderful, incredible drag artist,

and personally- I'm heartbroken.

[Astrud] Somebody that I

would wanna see return on the show,

because she's somebody that I see

winning a whole damn season.

(ominous music)

I am lost for words.

Like this bitch is fuckin' back?

How?

What the fuck?

I got a message for you from the Boulets.

They say, trick or treat.

Treat for me... trick for you!

- Oh my god! - Holy shit!

I'm so fucking dead.

I mean, I've had some bad tricks in my life,

but this is probably the worst one.

With Abhora being back, it's the Boulets' way of saying,

anything can happen in this competition.

Yeah, I'm basically back

because it doesn't really seem fair

to send the first competitor home.

I mean, what kind of shake is that?

Abhora's back.

(Astrud chuckles)

Great.

I also gotta clarify, I might be fucking pissed at Abhora,

and want her gone.

[HoSo] There we go.

But I love her, and I think she's hilarious,

and she's one of my favorite people.

Oh my god, I can't believe she's back.

I don't know what to say.

Trick or treat, I guess.

- I am confused. - Put those away!

- I love you. - And I love you.

You know I love you, too.

I feel like everyone has opinions

about everybody in the room,

but when that person walks into the room, it's crickets.

Quiet...

Shh...

[Yovska] I think there's people on this cast

that like to say things behind people's back,

but not to their face.

We went through so much for us to be here,

and then boom, she walks back in.

BOOM!

I thought we were just down to nine,

now we're back to 10.

I do wanna ask, is it fair that Abhora came back?

- I believe it's fair. - Absolutely not!

- I believe it is fair. - And what are we gonna do?

Of course you do.

No, no, I don't feel it's fair,

but she's here, so fuck it.

- Right. - Yeah, exactly.

Definitely a wake up call for Abhora.

I know she has a bit of an ego.

She can get a little comfortable.

Maybe this lit a fire up on her ass?

- I don't think, oh. - Oh!

- Attention competitors. - Here we go again.

- Attention competitors. - Fuck yeah!

- Oh my god. - Please make your way

to the main stage at this time.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

(ominous music)

(thunder booms)

(Titans cheering)

Welcome back, uglies,

and congratulations on surviving

the first challenge of the season.

- Yes. - Yes!

This week, we are donning our pointy hats,

pulling out our broomsticks, and taking to the skies

for this episode's "Revenge of the Witch" challenge.

(Titans cheering)

For this floors how, you must design and create

an original and terrifying look

based on the iconic theme of the witch.

- Yes! - Thank you.

The idea of witches have pervaded cultures

in every corner of the globe throughout time.

So there's an infinite pool of possibilities

where you can draw inspiration from for this theme.

While we do wanna see originality in your final look,

we also wanna see your drag represented as well,

so make sure your identify as a drag artist

doesn't get lost in your witch's brew.

As a second part to this challenge,

and as an homage to the Wicked Witch of the West,

you must also create, craft, decorate, or cobble

a pair of custom made magical shoes

to go along with your look, and feature them

on the main stage during the floors how.

That being said, you won't just be modeling

your new look and shoes this week.

Instead, you'll have to serve it up

during a lip sync performance

to a special song we picked out just for the occasion.

(intense music)

Now, let's get to my favorite part.

(Swanthula laughs)

This week's Fright Feat.

In order to participate in the main challenge,

you'll have to play and survive

a game of "Burn the Witch" back in the boudoir.

What?

You'll be served some of the hottest foods

on planet Earth.

Fuck!

And whoever manages to consume the hottest items

in the shortest span of time

will win the challenge.

The winner of the Fright Feat will earn the ability

to cast a curse on an opponent of their choosing,

and this week's curse is called "The Curse of Baldness".

(intense music)

(Swanthula laughs)

Casting the Curse of Baldness on an opponent

will evaporate that person's wig, or headpiece

for the entire floor show.

(Victoria gasps)

And will force them to perform completely bald.

(tense music)

You may now return to the boudoir,

where your Fright Feat awaits.

Should you survive,

you can start planning your witch-inspired looks.

But remember, if your witch is anything short of wicked,

it will be more than your wig

that will be burned at the stake.

Good luck... uglies.

(Boulet Brothers laugh)

(ominous music)

(thunder booming)

(tense music)

- Okay. - Oh, shit.

Wow, it must be fucking intense then.

The challenge is to eat spicy food,

and you know I'm fucking Korean,

and a bitch can eat spicy food, okay?

(Abhora cackles) - Oh, fuck.

- Work, bitch. - Wow!

The prize this week is to leave a bitch bald.

Bald, just pelona, bald.

[Erika] I really need to prove to the other competitors

that I'm here in this competition,

so losing is not an option.

(suspenseful music)

(bell clanging)

Cheers to "Dragula" on three.

One, two, three, "Dragula!" - "Dragula!"

Not bad.

I'm worried for a lot of white people here.

Yes. (Titans laughing)

How spicy was it?

Anybody feeling it, anybody feeling it?

- We good? - Not too bad.

Things are heating up a bit.

I can taste it.

(bell clangs)

(Koco coughs)

Bitch, what?

- It's coming. - Oh, fuck!

Okay, I'm in pain now.

This one's fucking hot.

You tapping out?

No, fuck no, bitch!

- Anybody tapping? - Hell no!

Let's go.

(bell clangs)

You know what?

Wait.

- Fuck me! - What?

Bitch, it's hot.

(bell clangs)

Oh, bitch.

- Okay. - Okay, all right.

Hot!

Hot!

- Better not! - My bussy is sweating!

(bell clangs)

- Oh my god. - Serious.

I don't think I need "the Curse of Baldness".

I'd rather watch the rest of this.

I'm sorry girls, I can't.

You're out?

I don't know what the fuck was on this spoon,

but the moment it hit that little thing back there,

that dangly thing?

It was over.

I said fuck this shit, I'm done.

(Evah coughs)

[Erika] I'm feeling ready for the next one.

Holy shit!

- Absolutely, bring it. - All right.

(bell clangs)

Enjoy the rest of your meal.

On second thought, I have to lip sync.

I tap out.

Yes.

Damn, I let a bunch of white people beat me.

I cannot give up.

(bell clangs)

Oh, now it's just fun to watch.

(Melissa gags)

(Melissa retches)

This has to be the hottest thing

I've ever put in my motherfuckin' mouth.

(Melissa retches)

Damn, these white people last long.

I'm actually doing quite well.

- You feel good? - Yeah.

Your eyes don't say you feel good, mama.

Okay.

Okay, it's getting there.

This one's hotter.

I'm taking my milk.

I had to tap out before it got any worse.

I would've died.

(bell clangs)

Bye.

If I don't win this Fright Feat, it's my wig.

It really was not that bad, y'all.

When is it gonna be spicy?

When you gonna do the spicy though?

My throat in this last round is just on fire.

(bell clangs)

Fucked up hot.

Like I'm sucking the devil's dick hot.

Don't do it.

I could've kept going, but I thought it would be better

if Erika and Abhora could work things out

by throwing up on each other.

All right, here we go.

- Yes, Erika! - All right, Erika!

- Oh my god. - Fuck that.

Fuck, that was rough.

You all hate me.

If I don't win this, it's me.

I'm not taking any milk until I win this Fright Feat.

Erika is just powering through this.

If I don't fuck with her, she's going to beat me.

No shame if you wanna tap out.

No ma'am.

(Titans laughing)

There's still no clear winner, so yay!

There's a bonus layer.

No!

(Erika gagging)

(bell clangs)

[HoSo] Abhora.

(Abhora retching)

(tense music)

I got two in, Erika.

[Koco] Keep it in, keep it in, keep it in, you got it.

Keep it in, keep it in, you got it.

- Keep it down. - I feel like I'm gonna puke,

but I also know that I can bring it back down.

[Kendra] Keep it in, keep it in.

[HoSo] The cinematic masterpiece.

(fist pounding)

Come on Erika, puke.

(Abhora gagging)

[HoSo] Asshole.

Don't let him fuck with you, Erika.

[Melissa] That's rude!

Go to that place, go to that space, you got it.

There's no shame.

I'm not going for you.

Girl, shut up!

Abhora and Erika have made it to the very end,

and they are still not backing down.

And now they have to do

everything we had to eat all in one plate.

Oh my god.

Oh, I knew she was gonna go far.

(bell clangs)

[Titans] Eat, eat, eat, eat!

(tense music)

(Abhora gagging)

[Koco] You got this, bitch.

(Titans clamoring)

One more.

[Koco] Get that peanut!

Put your fucking hands up, ho.

- You better do it. - Hands up!

(Titans cheering)

I won the Fright Feat.

I get to cast "the Curse of Baldness",

and I know exactly who I'm gonna pick.

I think it's obvious who Erika's gonna pick

for "the Curse of Baldness".

It's not very strategic, in my opinion,

but it's clearly Abhora.

All right y'all, so this is the spell.

And it's a two word incantation.

Scalpus wigerata!

(thunder booms)

- Oh! - She really did!

That's for questioning me and my abilities.

- Okay. - Have fun.

I chose Abhora because she challenged me.

She tried to make me puke,

and that's a message to her, and all the other competitors

to not fuck with me like that.

There are bigger fish in this pond.

She could've taken out some of the stronger competitors,

but if she wants to prove something to me, fine.

I respect how Erika is choosing to play the game,

but it will not save her.

I'll take your wrathful, pitiful little attempt

to stab at me, but it's not gonna do anything.

In fact, I'm amazing.

I'll work with a bald cap.

You better work, bitch.

I honestly feel that it was a mistake

that she picked Abhora,

because Victoria is the one we need to get outta here,

because that bitch is competition.

But if it's the drama, I am definitely here for it.

I wanna see all the tea that's gonna come outta this.

I for sure did underestimate you.

- I think we all did. - Bitch.

No, I never voted for her.

- Really? - I never voted for Erika.

This is part of the reason why Erika is here.

- Yeah no, that's- - 100%.

I think that y'all should be smart,

and listen to what the Boulets said,

which was not to underestimate me.

A lot of people underestimated Erika,

but she's kind of fucking fierce.

Wait, wait, hold on.

But wait, hold on, but I just have a question.

Ask it.

Who that witch, bitch?

Ow, who that witch, bitch?

Fuck it up, fuck it up, hey,

fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up.

(Titans shouting)

[Titan] Go, go, go, hey, hey, hey!

Okay, okay. - Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

[HoSo] Oh my god!

- Wait! - I'm good.

I just threw up, sick.

(Titans laughing)

(eerie music)

I was inspired by necromancers,

so I'm actually blind in one eye

and that specific eyeball is actually preserved in a jar.

Basically a planchette

that is gonna just help me talk to the dead.

So, for the shoes, I took some bones I had laying around,

because I have many of those just laying around.

And I took twine, and just wrapped in and out

'cause the witch makes her outfits,

essentially, all herself.

So my witch, in particular, is inspired

by Victorian fashion and old school big silhouettes.

She has a bit of a collector's bug,

and loves to harvest different body parts.

They're made of practice tattoo artist skin,

and then some eyeballs, some ears.

It's just a gory delight.

I also finished it with red Siam rhinestones.

You would say that these are my ruby slippers.

This is a more modern voodoo witch

that all the rich white ladies call

to hex the next door neighbor, or they cheating ass husband.

The leotard that I'm gonna wear

is actual authentic African fabric,

and this is my skull.

The headpiece that I wore in "Resurrection".

That was more of a muted palette than this one's gonna be,

like pow in your face with pinks, purples, gold.

I'm a more minimalistic queen.

I'm not, what I call "everything"

"and the kitchen sink" type of bitch,

so you're not gonna see a whale hanging off of me,

or fuckin' candy flying everywhere.

You're not gonna see that from me.

This is realism.

So for my witch, I decided

to kind of go with the candy theme.

I'm putting some little peppermints in her hair.

You know, this quarter stacked wig.

A real non-human hair, you guys.

Only the best of the best, you know?

Man, Erika should've casted the Spell of Baldness on you,

'cause that would've helped you out.

(Titans laughing)

You know, I'm actually very glad Erika won

'cause she did the dirty work for me,

'cause I would've picked Abhora as well.

- Ooh! - Ooh!

For this week's challenge, I am inspired by lyrics

that reference an albino alligator.

This creature in my brain just basically created itself.

The materials I am using are embossed white alligator vinyl,

as well as silver buckles, baubles, and bangles.

All the witchy things of the world.

On today's episode of craftin' shit I don't know how to make

I'mma take this punchy hole thingy right here like this,

and stick it there.

The most important thing is you try.

You gotta try your hardest.

Put the strength of god in it,

and just punch it.

Hold your fastener.

This way it forms just a hold for the fabric to the EVA foam

until you can apply your spray adhesive.

You can take the ghoul out the country,

but you can't take the country out the ghoul.

I'm very inspired by the animal witches

of "Soul Eater" and "Fairy Tails,"

so I am doing a feline witch who turns my victims into rats

and sews them into my shoe.

It's a lovely collection.

This is Gertrude, Bethany, Tiffany.

I don't know her name, I forget.

It's a really unusual color scheme for a witch,

so I thought it would be really fresh.

The fabric itself is all stitched up, it's really gross,

and the texture of it I thought was very wicked.

I think I'm gonna be fine.

(eerie music)

All right, bitches.

Y'all ready to dig through these ditches

and burn through these motherfuckin' witches?

(Titans clamoring)

Then let's get the fuck up outta here.

Okay.

(tense music)

(clock ticking)

(Boulet Brothers cackling)

All right y'all, it's floor show day!

- Let's party. - Let's get to painting!

- Let's get some witches. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

It's a new day.

This is Revenge of the Witch,

and it's a shoe focused challenge,

and I got this in the bag.

I've been cobbling shoes since Season Two.

(hammer tapping)

I need to know the real tea.

Boom, boom.

Okay, so sis. - Yeah?

What's up with all these hoochie daddy shorts?

I mean, I'm trying to go back home

and get all the trade, you know?

- Go, go, shake, shake! - Yeah!

♪ Let there be hoochie witch ♪

♪ Witch, witch, witch ♪

♪ Doom, doom, doom ♪

Dip, dip, dip, dip, hey yeah!

I think Melissa wore so many hoochie daddy shorts

'cause she advertising, and go off sis.

Me too.

(Kendra laughs)

You're a fucking fool.

I just want everyone to treat me for me, not my body.

So, Abhora.

That bald cap of yours.

How are you feeling about it?

Do you think it's gonna help you out?

You know what, I'm a little nervous

because I don't really have a plan yet.

But, the first rule of improv is yes and...

So, yes I am worried, and honestly,

I think this might be an advantage

just because this might make my look a little creepier.

Maybe add a twist of dimension.

Okay, oh my gosh, well let's see it, girl.

Honestly, I think the bald curse works out in my favor,

'cause my wigs are shit anyway.

I get that Erika had all this tension

that had built up to her decision,

but I honestly think it was kind of a poor decision.

I would've given it to something

that would've been detrimental to someone's drag.

I honestly think Abhora's gonna be fine

with the bald curse.

It was really about sending a message,

and I think she needed to get popped.

Okay, I've got my witch's nose on, sort of.

But- Hot.

I would love to hear everyone's best witch's cackle,

like a little contest,

and whoever wins, I'm pouring a double

for The Cauldron later.

- Oh my. - You're on, bitch.

(Erika cackles)

[Astrud] Pretty good.

(Evah cackles)

(Melissa cackles)

- That was it. - Tea, bitch.

(Victoria cackles)

- Oh, that's really good. - That was fun.

- That's gorgeous. - That was fun.

(Koco clears throat)

(Koco giggles)

(Titans laugh)

Girl, bye.

(Kendra cackles)

(Yovska cackles)

You'll pay, you'll pay!

(Titans screaming)

You'll pay!

(Abhora cackles)

That was gorgeous.

(Astrud cackles)

Best chimpanzee.

(all cackling)

[Titan] Disgusting!

Do you guys wanna know something funny?

- What, bitch? - Yeah, girl.

I was planning on being bald anyways.

(Titans laughing) - Really?

(intense music)

(ominous music) (Titans groaning)

[Swanthula] Attention competitors.

Attention competitors,

the floor show is about to begin.

The floor show is about to begin.

(Titans cackling)

Competitors, please make your way to the main stage.

(bell tolls)

(intense music)

♪ "Boulet Brothers Entrance Theme" ♪

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,

the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween.

(both laugh)

Welcome, my little toads,

to our "Revenge of the Witch" challenge.

Tonight, we've challenged our spellcasters to create a look

based on the theme of the witch.

Our little long-nosed enchantresses were also tasked

with creating a pair of magical shoes

to go along with their wicked ensembles,

and they must also choreograph a lip sync performance

to a special song we picked out just for the occasion.

Here to help us judge tonight's floors how

is none other than the nun herself,

soon to be appearing on movie screens everywhere

in "The Nun 2," the incomparable, Bonnie Aarons.

Bonnie, thank you so much for being here.

It wouldn't be a Dragula coven meeting without you.

It's so great to be here in your new home in hell,

and you look fucking fabulous.

Oh, I love it!

And our next judge is the very first guest judge

to have ever appeared on "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula",

where they judged our very first witch challenge.

The director of "Jawbreaker" himself,

and a true shoe connoisseur,

our sister witch, Darren Stein.

Welcome to the afterlife, Darren.

I do hope you brought your ruby slippers with you,

because the other way out of here is a real downer.

I'm always down to give the ghouls

a one-way ticket to hell.

Now, let's stir the cauldron.

Prepare our spells.

And let the floors how begin!

(intense music)

(eerie music)

(woman vocalizing eerily)

♪ "Shoes" by Kelly ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes. ♪

♪ Shut up ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck! ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Oh my god, shoes ♪

♪ These shoes rule ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes suck ♪

♪ These shoes suck!!! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up! ♪

♪ I think you have too many shoes ♪

♪ Shut up!!! ♪

♪ Stupid boy ♪

♪ Stupid boy ♪

♪ Let's get some shoes ♪

♪ Let's party ♪

♪ These shoes are $300 ♪

♪ These shoes are $300 ♪

♪ These shoes are 300 fucking dollars ♪

♪ Let's get 'em! ♪

♪ Um... this style runs small ♪

♪ I don't think you're gonna fit ♪

♪ I mean... your feet are kinda big ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Oh... by the way, bitch ♪

♪ Fuck you! ♪

♪ Fuck you! ♪

♪ Fuck you! ♪

♪ FUCK YOU! ♪

♪ Shoes, shoes ♪

♪ Those shoes are mine, bitch ♪

♪ It's fucking shoes, bitch ♪

♪ Those shoes are mine, bitch ♪

♪ Bitch ♪

♪ Bitch ♪

♪ Bitch ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

(intense music)

♪ Oh my god ♪

♪ oh my god ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

♪ Shoes ♪

(eerie music) (wind whistling)

(Boulet Brothers cackling)

So, I have to say,

even though I love the theme,

I was a little disappointed by some of our competitors.

I felt like this week, we sort of learned

who is actually playing chess,

and who's playing checkers in this competition.

There's two covens here.

One who are playing for real,

and one who are just kinda playing.

I also think people that don't know

how to vogue, I'm not into it.

Eugh!

- I was- - Oh, wow.

Gagged.

I'm like, voguing's for everybody.

Everybody has to start somewhere, it's all good, but-

[Swanthula] No.

[Dracmorda] You shouldn't start when you're competing

on a main stage on international television.

[Swanthula] Yeah.

[Dracmorda] And not to mention, Astrud.

[Swanthula] That was like twos, twos,

twos across the board.

[Dracmorda] Twos across the board,

but the look was creative.

Let's move on to Erika.

She brought some filth, right?

'Cause at first, I was like, don't do it.

Don't come out here with this candy witch bullshit.

I'm not into it.

(Swanthula laughs)

But then, she choked herself with a sickle

and threw up everywhere.

I'm like, that is "Dragula."

[Swanthula] Literally gave us everything,

showed us everything,

including the contents of her stomach.

You know she glued every single

piece of that candy onto that outfit.

The thought of her on her knees, up at night,

sitting there for 10 million hours gluing each little piece

really warms my heart.

She's like, one for me, one for the dress.

One for me, one for the dress.

(both chuckle)

Since we're talking about voguing and dancing,

let's talk about someone who actually

dances very well, which is Kendra.

Kendra can serve, and does every time.

I definitely was disappointed with the shoes,

because she just didn't do much to them,

and the whole point of the challenge was the shoes!

But then she comes out on the stage, and she kills it.

But then we have Yovska on the other side of that

who gave us an imaginative witch.

However, when it came to the movement on the stage,

Tuesday night at a tip gig level performance.

What about Koco?

All of the things that Koco brought to their performance,

I thought it was magnetizing.

I kinda loved the show.

Koco's a little messy in the best way.

I love to see people get their hands dirty,

and make their own stuff.

Let's talk about Abhora.

She took the idea of this baldness curse,

and spun it, and bent it literally into a spiral.

And the spiral went from the bottom of her shoes,

around her body, all the way to the top of her head.

She was spiraling all over the stage,

and tripping over herself.

What did you think of that?

What'd you think of those fierce moves?

Yes, don't act brand new,

because this is exactly the same Abhora

that we had on season two,

when she scared us every time she stepped on the stage

'cause it's pure chaos.

They were actually my favorite shoes of the night,

but I felt like Abhora also almost killed herself

on those shoes because she couldn't walk in them.

And then you brought her back anyway.

Mm-hmm, we really got 'em good

with that trick or treat, though.

So let's talk about Melissa, because who knew

that she was our botanical comedy queen.

I think she really took a lot of risks.

We saw prosthetics, which is something

that Melissa Be fierce is not really known for,

but I feel like we should let her know

that she's at her strongest when we see her

gorgeous, and striking, and deadly.

That's what we want from Melissa.

I don't want her to start doing all these things

that she's not known for, that she's not comfortable with.

Just give us dark beauty, right?

Speaking of dark beauty,

let's talk about some of our favorites tonight.

Okay.

Let's start with Victoria.

The performance was maybe

not as strong as other people's were.

She tripped around a little bit.

Her shoes were a little lackluster,

but it was still a deadly serve.

I really liked HoSo's look tonight,

because I felt like it was imaginative.

[Swanthula] We were transported to Final Fantasy world,

and blasted with our bubble baton.

It was cute.

It felt like she nailed every little pop of the song,

which she's the only one in my opinion that did that.

And I loved her rat shoes.

Probably one of my favorite shoes of the night.

- Let's talk about Evah next. - Yes.

What did you think of Evah?

I thought Evah gave us the best performance tonight.

- Really? - Yes, I did.

Watching Evah was thrilling to me.

Each little moment of the song,

she remained in this character.

Everything was meticulous, and her performance was the best.

Well, either way, I think we have a couple of Titans

that are clearly in this race.

It's gonna be interesting to see what they do going forward.

Absolutely.

It's time to get started with judgment.

I couldn't agree more, Dracmorda.

Bring our chubby little piglets to us.

(Swanthula cackles)

It's time to roast them!

(both cackle)

(tense music)

As I always do, I want to remind you

that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition,

and the challenges we have put before you.

If I call your name... please slither forward.

(suspenseful music)

Koco.

Erika.

Abhora.

And Astrud.

You four witches are safe.

You may get on your brooms, and fly away to the cauldron

where you can indulge in a little witch's brew to celebrate.

I'm very excited to be safe for this challenge.

This was a very difficult one for me,

so episode two curse lifted.

The remaining witches on stage represent the highest,

and lowest scoring spellcasters this week.

So we're going to go down the line

and share some notes on your looks, and performances

directly from our grimoires.

Let's start with Kendra.

I love your head!

It is magnificent.

I get it a lot.

(judges laughing)

However, I think you could've done more.

The shoes, it doesn't match up to how great your head is.

Performance I thought was just incredible.

You stomped the stage, you jumped into the splits.

I was completely mesmerized.

My biggest nitpick with you is the shoes.

You did change them some,

but just maybe not as much as everybody else did.

You burned the stage to the ground with your performance.

I love, capital L-O-V-E love watching you perform.

Thank you.

However, your shoes are the worst.

- Oh! - The worst of the witches.

They're barely altered.

Other than that, I do think

there are some imaginative elements here,

but a little bit of a miss for me.

Although my critiques on my shoes were bad,

they loved my look from head to ankle.

Let's talk about HoSo.

- I fuckin' love it! - Yay!

- She fuckin' loves it. - I fuckin' love it!

I love that hat, I want that hat.

I love the detail, the shoes,

and it was an incredible performance.

Can we talk about how fun the bubble wand was, too?

Because that was cute.

Woo!

(all laughing)

Yours was absolutely the most thought-provoking,

and imaginative, unlike any other witch on stage.

The one detractor for me was when you lost the witch's hat,

you could lose the idea that you're a witch.

Right, but it's a sickening hat, no?

[Swanthula] It is a sickening hat, yes it is.

I felt like you knew the song the best, maybe, of anyone.

And I love your interpretation.

It was like I fought you in Final Fantasy or something.

I don't know what the story is exactly,

but I feel like you fit in that universe.

The shoes are incredible.

I mean, they're like something

out of a David Cronenberg movie

with the bones, and the blood, and the creatures.

I just really love the whole thing.

Thank you so much.

Moving on to Yovska.

I think that the costume could have been more.

Okay.

The costume fell in the middle for me,

but the performance was definitely lacking.

I just think maybe you seemed a little uncomfortable,

or maybe your performance

just wasn't as strong as it could've been.

If I had to give you any advice going forward I would say

just spend time going over things

so that by the time you get up here, it's like second nature

and you're not thinking about it,

and you're not in your head.

But, it is a Titan season, so it's now or never, right?

I feel like there's two narratives here.

There's the gingerbread, which I clearly see.

But the skull mask, and skull prop

just throw me way off in another direction.

I really didn't know what to make of it.

I love the shoes, but I couldn't see them

because there was so much going on.

You had "Day of the Dead," there's a bit of Willy Wonka,

there's a bit of "Wizard of Oz."

I didn't get the cohesion that I wanted to.

I think that Yovska's in trouble right now,

because this was a performance challenge

and you had to show off your shoes,

and if we can't see the shoes,

that's a pretty big part of it.

I wasn't even looking at Yovska's shoes.

I couldn't even get past

that fuckin' nasty ass wig she was wearing.

Let's talk about Evah.

I wanna see this witch in a horror film.

Absolutely magnificent.

I love the detail, I love the whole costume,

and the shoes, and the performance,

I mean, you really delivered.

Thank you.

It's an honor coming from you, thank you so much.

Oh, thank you.

I mean, the shoes were my favorite of the night.

Those are like Hell raiser on the runway.

And I love that the broom

played dramatically in your performance.

Good broomography.

[Swanthula] There really was

some serious broomography going on there.

[Darren] There was.

Your performance was my favorite tonight.

You were mesmerizing, and I was thrilled to watch you.

Your costume is filled with storytelling in details

from red ruby slippers covered in skin,

plucking out their eyeballs and turning them into earrings.

It was just magnetizing, and scary.

You just nailed it.

Thank you so much.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

Well, since you took everything,

I don't have that much left to say.

I had to.

It maybe was a little classic.

I did get a little haunt actor witch,

which is not necessarily a bad thing,

but it was almost maybe a little too literal.

A little too on the big, crooked nose.

Yeah, excuse me, y'all copied my nose!

Where have I seen that nose?

Is this your inspiration?

(all laughing)

I feel like I'm sitting pretty right now,

but you just can never be too sure.

Let's move on to Victoria.

The shoes are hot.

I mean they're super, is that a mandible on there?

[Victoria] Yeah.

They're literally jaw-dropping.

(all laughing)

I wish you would've added

the bird movements into your performance.

It would've elevated everything.

I mean, there's so many things you could've done.

You know, crow, and then moved like a bird.

Why wasn't all that added into a performance,

and that's what I think you missed.

Victoria, I think you took this look and made it fashion.

I think the performance

was a little bit of a challenge for you,

but I really like that you had

the scrying board with the eye missing.

Really thought out.

Victoria, I love your witch.

It lights my imagination on fire.

I do think that some of the props

kind of weighed you down a little bit around the stage.

However, the image that you conjured tonight was fantastic.

Thank you so much.

And, Melissa.

I got so many interesting references

from your performance,

like Anjelica Huston in "The Witches."

I got some "Hocus Pocus,"

and I felt like you brought

something original to it as well, performance-wise.

It was a witch that just seemed to be its own creation.

And Melissa, you are here

because we wanted to give you the chance

to get some direct feedback,

because you took a lot of risks tonight.

This is not the Melissa Be fierce that we are used to seeing.

When I think of Melissa,

deadly... serving... cunty

which is what I love about Melissa.

Your prosthetics look correct,

but I don't want you to forget about that edge.

That is one of your superpowers.

So make sure that that's present,

and I think you will always have really solid ground

to stand on going forward in the competition.

I don't want you to think

that we want you to come here and be somebody else.

Definitely want you to keep it scary and dark,

but we don't want you to feel like you have to turn into,

you know, fuckin' Knott's Scary Farm person,

like, you don't.

I kind of feel like I quite haven't shown myself yet,

but it's something I'm working on,

and it's coming.

It's coming.

Victoria, great job tonight.

However, Evah and HoSo...

You two were clearly the most powerful witches in the coven.

One from a classic witching world,

and the other an imaginative witch from another dimension.

There can only be one witch to reign supreme,

and that witch is...

(suspenseful music)

Dracmorda.

(all laughing)

But, the winner of this challenge,

and the witch whose broom flew the highest this week is...

(suspenseful music)

Evah Destruction.

(Evah gasps) (people clapping)

- Yeah! - Congrats, congrats.

Blessed be!

Congratulations, Evah.

You have also just won a $1,000 shopping spree

for shoes and boots to Fierce Queen.

(Evah cackling)

All three of you may leave the stage.

My size 14s are thanking you.

(judges laugh)

Oh my god, I can't believe I fucking won.

To win a wicked witch challenge like this

just feels so amazing.

Blessed be.

Kendra, I'm sorry,

but your wicked witch look failed to take flight this week,

and you are up for elimination.

(tense music)

Melissa, as I said earlier,

you are here mainly to just get some critiques

and direct feedback from the judges.

You are also safe, and you may leave the stage.

Oh my god, thank you so much.

Yovska, that means your potion backfired,

and you are also up for elimination this week.

It sucks to know I'm in the bottom this week,

but I'm gonna stick around long enough to show more.

Yovska's going home,

because you can at least see my shoes.

You couldn't even see hers.

We have a difficult decision to make.

We're going to release you to The Cauldron

and we'll call you back to the stage

once we have made our final verdict.

If you have any final business to attend to with your peers,

now is the time to handle it.

(Boulet Brothers cackle)

(intense music)

(dramatic music)

♪ Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe ♪

♪ I'm safe, and I need a drink, I need a drink ♪

Safe this week.

I would've liked a win, but I'll take it.

But a critique would be nice.

[Kendra] Somebody burn these fuckin' shoes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. - Burn them.

The judges loved my performance,

but they clocked my tired ass shoes.

But, Yovska's going home.

I'm saddened, only because,

oh my god, I'mma start crying, of course.

But season two, I really didn't feel

like I was part of the cast.

I felt like it was them, and then me.

And now I feel like I'm a part of the cast,

and I feel like I'm gonna have to leave soon.

- Absolutely not. - No, sis.

- Absolutely not. - No, I'm not.

I said I feel like I'mma have to leave soon.

I didn't say I'm leaving soon, don't get it twisted.

I love you guys, you know?

- We love you, Kendra. - We love you, baby.

[Kendra] It is what it is.

Nothing's happened, nothing's set in stone yet.

Well, you are leaving.

(Titans laughing)

I'm sorry.

I mean, the whole challenge was basically our shoes.

(Koco laughs)

I prefer Yovska's look altogether.

Okay, work.

I thought Yovska's shoes were adorable.

I understand that maybe the story

wasn't super clear with their look, though.

Coming down to the outfits now, and performance,

I think Kendra took that one,

because they loved your outfit.

Your performance was sick as fuck.

Yovska's outfit, they did not like,

and the performance wasn't-

I'm gonna disagree with that.

I feel like it was a bit more mixed.

I know Kendra personally,

so I know that bitch performed the house down,

so I know definitely that's gonna fuckin' help her out.

Who do you guys feel should go home?

Kendra, you sound really insecure

asking every single person that question, you do.

You sound insecure

trying to point out somebody else's insecurity.

- Girl, shut the fuck up. - Fuck you bitch, go home!

[Yovska] Yeah, fuck you too!

Is that how you really feel?

[Yovska] Fuck you too, girl.

Your outfit's ass, too.

I have no idea why Yovska just snapped at me

the way she did,

but we not gonna try that shit again.

It's not even your fucking business.

I think where we're at right now is a matter of taste,

and that's the issue here.

[Koco] I'll pick culture over paper any day.

[Yovska] It sucks that we're both in the bottom, right?

It is what it is.

Somebody has to go home first,

and I'm sorry that it has to be you.

Ah, no.

[Kendra] 'Cause at the end of the day,

my shoe was fucked up.

My outfit, my mug, it's stamped.

Let's be real, there's flaws in this.

Let's not do that.

Let's not put down like that.

[Kendra] No, I'm not putting her down.

I feel like that's what you're trying to do.

You're trying to put me down and be like-

If I was gonna put you down,

I would talk about that ratty ass wig under that hat,

but I didn't.

Abhora, I see you have a note in your hands.

- What does thy note say? - What is it?

- What the fuck is that? - What the fuck?

You know how we all voted last week?

- Yes. - Yeah.

I think I won the most popular vote,

but did anybody put somebody up for extermination

that may not have been in the bottom?

- Oh! - I don't know.

[Kendra] I didn't.

I stuck to my guns, and I only voted for the bottom.

Does this look familiar to anyone?

(Titans gasping)

Girl, what the fuck?

She wasn't even in the bottom.

Whoever voted for her, it's one shady bitch.

I actually don't think it was shady

for someone to vote for someone else

that wasn't in the bottom

for the simple fact that I love people

that can think for themselves.

I don't believe it was you.

It definitely wasn't Erika.

It definitely wasn't me.

[Yovska] I don't believe it was Astrud.

Did we rule out that it was her herself?

[Astrud] Who in here is a liar?

[Erika] Somebody's either lying,

or is not saying who it was.

HoSo?

All right, I voted for... Yovska.

- Oh! - Oh!

So, Yovska, let me explain.

Wait, let me explain, let me explain.

Let me explain.

Yovska wasn't in the bottom.

My wig evaporates for the second time this week.

I didn't vote fairly.

I didn't want Abhora to go home.

Is it because your guys's relationship,

or it's because you did-

I just didn't want her to go home,

because I'm her fan, and I wanted to see

what next look that she was gonna go.

The love.

I don't care if it wasn't fair.

I didn't lie.

I went eenie-meenie-minie-moe, and poor Yovska.

At this point, HoSo's gonna fuckin'

do everything and anything in her power

to save Abhora and keep her in the competition.

I'm a little emotional about that.

I'm thrilled that HoSo cares about me that much.

Whatever happens today,

Abhora was still voted the first to go home.

Yes!

And honestly, it's iconic.

It's iconic. - Iconic.

I think it's interesting that HoSo wrote my name

instead of the other people in the bottom.

It seems a bit shady to me.

Whose hands are bigger?

I can't remember.

- I think mine. - Aw, look at them.

Look at Astrud and HoSo.

Oh.

The love.

The love.

Yeah, I'll never forget pouring hot wax down your ass.

In a bunk bed. - I forgot about that!

How could you forget?

[HoSo] Wait, I forgot about the fucking hot wax thing.

Jesus Christ.

It is a marvelous thing to see the chemistry between them,

but it is also a very heart-wrenching thing.

I see Abhora looking over

at Astrud and HoSo on the couch together,

and I can already see the wheels turning in her head,

and fuck, this is so messy.

I just want Abhora to get out of her head,

and just focus on the competition.

How are you?

Like, how are you, right now?

What I'm learning is people who say

that you can trust them,

end up stabbing you in the back anyway when they get scared.

I know you.

You're your worst enemy, Abhora.

You really are.

And that's why that pissed me the fuck off

when you got in your head,

you got so down on yourself.

I don't wanna see that shit, okay?

You're better than that, okay?

I love you.

It's good to know Evah still has my back,

and I will definitely return that loyalty.

You know I love you, Yovska.

No, and likewise, I feel the same as well.

Just make sure you tuck and roll, okay?

- You as well. - Tuck and roll.

(Evah laughing)

Tuck and roll, like that toilet bowl

you had on the first day.

Tuck, and roll.

(suspenseful music)

(eerie music)

Double double toil and trouble.

One unlucky witch is in serious trouble.

(Swanthula cackles)

Kendra and Yovska, we have made our final determination.

Please ascend the Staircase of Souls behind you

to the Ghostly Gallery,

where your final fate will be decided.

My heart is about to drop.

It's beating so fast right now.

Just hoping for the best.

I'm so fucking nervous

that I'm gonna be cast into oblivion.

My knees are shaking, toes creaking.

I'm fucking scared, and I'm afraid that I'm going home.

(tense music)

Yovska.

(horror music) (Yovska shrieks)

You have been banished back to the Underworld.

Oh my god.

Kendra, you have been spared.

(Kendra laughs)

Not the one, bitch.

For you, and the rest of your fellow competitors,

the battle of the Titans continues.

(Boulet Brothers cackling) (dramatic music)

(thunder booms)

(toilet flushes)

♪ (Dragula Theme Music) ♪

(person screams)