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Oy vey.
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There's always tonight.
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You think
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I'm gonna take health
advice from a doctor?
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They make money off the sick.
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And it's in my liberal doctor's
interest this thing be done.
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Getting diabetes is my right,
both types.
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To actually hear the truth-
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Hey, hey pal, your uh,
your sign says you're open
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'til eight.
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I think I got five minutes,
right?
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Can I come in?
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I know exactly what I need.
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Hello?
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Put a cast
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iron pan in a dishwasher.
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Hi, I need two carb gaskets.
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What is that, five bucks?
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I'll give you 10.
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I just closed.
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Yeah, I know.
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I was right outside.
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That was me, I was
here with minutes to spare.
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Come back tomorrow.
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Come on, I, I schlepped
all the way down here.
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You did what?
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Schlep.
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Yeah, what is that?
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Yiddish.
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Yid?
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Ish.
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No.
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Come on man.
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Be a mensch.
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Be a person.
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Why should I?
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Hiya.
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Hi.
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I need a room.
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Here?
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Why not?
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To each his own, ID
and credit card.
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You mind cash?
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I left my wallet at a
Waffle House in Racine,
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real bonehead move,
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but luckily I keep some
cash in the glove box
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for emergencies.
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That's real smart.
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I too have made some
regrettable decisions
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at a Waffle House,
they tempt you.
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With the waffles, that's
how they get you.
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It is.
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Well, there's no waffle
house in town,
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but we do have a former Taco-
Bell-Pizza-Hut combination,
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that's now a vape shop,
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and an old American Legion
with a beer license.
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The vets that ran it all died,
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and they just let anybody
drink in there.
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All the bases covered, how much?
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Usually it's $27.95,
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but the water heater went
out last week. Um,
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you wanna make it $20?
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Sounds fair.
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Fellas?
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The Fibanatti
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are putting chemicals
in wing sauce
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to make men docile and
submissive.
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It's the only explanation
of why we have been primed.
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Hey!
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I need a shower.
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You wanna be here this bad,
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you really got
nowhere else to be,
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but we do have rules
about guests,
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especially ones that ain't ripe.
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The girl?
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She didn't look a day over 16.
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What girl?
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You seem like a nice man,
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but a lot of bad men seem
like nice men.
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That is how they get ya.
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Behave yourself.
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Ah!
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Tuchas leker!
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Hand me that.
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No, the bucket with
the ice in it.
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Get outta here.
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You want me to open
the door again?
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I don't have anything.
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Your car.
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I'm not giving you my car.
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1969 Barracuda fastback
with a 383 in blue.
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That's the one.
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They made two shades, Ice
Blue code B-3 and Blue Fire.
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That one was B-5, that
one was rare.
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I didn't know which blue it was.
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They also made a B-7,
Jamaica blue.
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Not in the 383.
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They only made 272
fastbacks in the 383
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and a slap stick automatic,
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and only 16 in Ice Blue,
11 in Blue Fire.
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- Yours is Blue Fire.
- Mine is Blue Fire.
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Of those 11 there's only
three still registered.
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One is in Portsmouth, Maine,
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and belongs to a
retired orthodontist.
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Another is for sale in
Miami by a broker,
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but it has the A57 'Cuda
package, yours doesn't.
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The third's registered to an
elderly woman in Minnesota.
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That's my aunt, car's hers.
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How the fuck do you know this?
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The Internet.
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And how'd you find me?
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The Internet.
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Who are you?
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I'm Vanessa Murray's daughter,
from Elk River, Idaho.
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You passed through 15 years ago.
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Hand me that.
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The other one.
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She worked at the
only bar in town.
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She heard a recording of
Götterdämmerung
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coming from your car when
you pulled in.
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Wagner, opera.
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She was 22, said you were older.
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Nah, I'll be 31 this
year, couldn't be me.
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You stood in the doorway and
asked if you could come in.
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You were wearing a black
leather jacket, like that.
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You stayed until closing,
just you and her.
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She sang you
Brunhilde's Immolation.
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You told her it was the
most beautiful thing
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you'd ever heard.
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You drove her home in the
blue Barracuda,
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and her heart beat as
fast as the motor.
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You spent another hour
in the car together.
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It was a Wednesday.
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Go tell your mother
she's mistaken.
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She died three weeks ago.
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Oh.
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It was her heart.
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Since I was born.
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What are you getting at?
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I go out, have to
cover up a lot.
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Always wear sunscreen, SPF
a million, avoided recess,
142
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but I can go out during the day.
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What's your name?
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Jane.
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Got anything to eat?
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Jesus
says, to love thy neighbor.
147
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Well, what if your neighbor
doesn't love Jesus?
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Can I help you?
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You got any jerky?
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Anything with meat in it?
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No.
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Where are you from?
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Around.
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How old are you, hun?
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18.
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Told him I don't abide
this type of thing.
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Sort you out as soon
as I take care of him.
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Holy shit.
159
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,896
Hey, lady, you got
the wrong idea.
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Just hold up.
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I don't got no idea and I
don't want any,
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his ass is goin' and yours
is moving on.
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No no, he's my dad.
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That's just disgusting.
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I know you gotta do
what you gotta do,
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but that kind of thing strikes
me as quite inappropriate.
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Seriously? Look, you
can't go in there.
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Hey guy, I'm coming in
and you're going out.
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Little help, little bit!
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Don't worry about it, I got it.
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Shut the front door.
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Thanks for this.
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She was coming in to shoot you.
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I could've handled it.
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It's not like I killed her.
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Well, you think she's
just gonna wake up
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and forget about this?
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You know, I need to keep
a low profile.
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Oh,
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in your exotic
cartoon muscle car
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that you drive around
the country all night?
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It's not exotic, it's domestic.
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What do, a we, slash you,
do now?
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Well, I didn't attack her.
185
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No, no.
186
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You just checked into a
motel under false pretenses,
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and did not have some lot
lizard teen girl
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disappear into your
room all day.
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You're not a lot lizard,
are you?
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No, I'm just
describing the optics.
191
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Well, what do you think
we should do?
192
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,534
I saw you, with the guy
at the auto parts store.
193
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What did you see, exactly?
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Something that explains why
I never get out of breath.
195
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Why I sleep in, why I
need my burgers rare.
196
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,722
That guy was an asshole,
and an antisemite.
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I'm still hungry.
198
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,607
Have you ever.
199
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No.
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I mean.
201
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,114
You know, now is not
a bad time to open up.
202
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Possums, and raccoons.
203
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One time a really mean goose
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that had chased me
earlier in the day.
205
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,538
Yeah, well, geese are jerks.
206
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Nothing too cute.
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Never a person?
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Nope.
209
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,505
Let me see your teeth.
210
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,764
Lean down.
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Close your eyes.
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Inhale.
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Open your mouth, and
concentrate.
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Told you.
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Oy vey.
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What now?
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00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,598
Just like look
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at her neck.
219
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,611
So I just go for it.
220
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Trust your instincts.
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I didn't know I was that strong.
222
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:31,527
Well, you're still growing.
223
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Sheeple, actual sheeple,
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half man, half sheep.
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They're out there,
genetically engineered.
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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,248
I guess you never forgot.
227
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This tracks.
228
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,979
It should look as if she
left on her own accord.
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Hopefully it's a few days
before they search the rooms.
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Jackpot.
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Hey, hey, what are
you an animal?
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Use a fork.
233
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,368
I never do two this
close together.
234
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It's my fault.
235
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,829
It really is.
236
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I'm sorry.
237
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Could be worse.
238
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I would've done it, you know?
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00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,424
I know.
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00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,946
We'd better high tail out if
we're gonna put any distance
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00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,514
between ourselves and this
meesa maschina before sunrise.
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So where to?
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Through the Indian reservations.
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Native American.
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Sorry, I gotta keep up
with the nomenclature.
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What's there?
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Good to drive through,
pretty rural.
248
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,055
And then where?
249
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,139
You said Idaho.
250
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:26,725
What?
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You, you can't take me back.
252
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I spent weeks finding you.
253
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,650
You did it.
254
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:35,691
You found me.
255
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,906
I'm sorry about
that lady and everything,
256
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,824
but I don't have anyone.
257
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,117
There's no one there.
258
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They were gonna make
me go into foster care.
259
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,263
Well, you're 15, a
few more years,
260
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you can do whatever you want.
261
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,999
I can do whatever I want
right now, dude.
262
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,019
What I wanted was to find
you and figure my shit out.
263
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,587
Well, you sure figured out
some of it, didn't you?
264
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,339
Listen, man,
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00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:02,844
for two weeks I followed
you, on buses and trains,
266
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,763
hitchhiking with creeps.
267
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,431
I stole a fucking
bicycle in Oklahoma
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and rode as fast as I could
269
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,643
to a bar outside Tulsa
that posted this.
270
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,106
What is that with the,
271
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,652
with the, the, the
thing, what is the thing?
272
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,070
The hashtags?
273
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,030
You use them to
identify your post,
274
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,117
so people can find other posts
275
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,328
with the same tags,
like Barracuda.
276
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,794
My point is, I braved some
serious shit to track you down.
277
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,146
I sure as hell won't be
dragged back to the trashcan
278
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:37,522
I just got out of.
279
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,255
What do you think this is?
280
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,633
You think that I've got
someplace that I can take you?
281
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,803
Like a secret hideout?
Like the bat cave?
282
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,723
No, you've been on my ass
for weeks, you've seen it.
283
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,058
I got nothing.
284
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,269
I sure as hell got
nothing for you.
285
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,998
What happens if you go out
during the day?
286
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,315
I fucking explode.
287
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,318
Do you always 'do' people?
288
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,777
When the opportunity arises,
289
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,113
but sometimes animals just
doesn't agree with me.
290
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,072
How old are you old?
291
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,157
Old.
292
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,283
Where are you from?
293
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,243
Someplace that doesn't
exist anymore.
294
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,121
Does anyone know about you?
295
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,956
One person, now two.
296
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,461
Do you have family?
297
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,087
Not anymore.
298
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,846
You can drop me at a bus
station, I know all I need to.
299
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:32,726
There's nobody in Idaho?
300
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:33,768
No.
301
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,773
My mother has a
cousin in Nebraska.
302
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,417
They tried to get in touch
with her, but didn't hear back,
303
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,276
so they said I'd go to
a group home.
304
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,111
Where exactly in Nebraska?
305
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,154
Some shitty town.
306
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,906
They're all shitty towns.
307
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,449
Show me on the thing.
308
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,249
Eight hours, 36 minutes.
309
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,213
I don't even know them.
310
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,631
They're real people.
311
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,758
And you're not a person?
312
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,093
Definitely not.
313
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,430
What does that make me?
314
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,593
Few more hours to
go, just gotta get some gas,
315
00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,011
and some sleep.
316
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:00,605
Can I help you?
317
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,190
Just passing through.
318
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,484
We were on 191, decided
to take the scenic route.
319
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:09,947
You okay?
320
00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:14,243
We're fine.
321
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,956
Been driving all night?
322
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,918
Just decided to get
an early start.
323
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,425
Well, I've got gas.
324
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,177
I just need to prime the pump,
325
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,511
if this young lady will help me.
326
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,430
Bathroom's in the back.
327
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,598
I know you probably need it.
328
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,665
Is that man your father?
329
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:01,707
He is.
330
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,085
You don't see the resemblance?
331
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,671
Yeah, spittin' image.
332
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,259
He gets me for the summer.
333
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:15,555
He's taking me home,
seeing the sights.
334
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,187
He insists on taking
this old heap.
335
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,522
Doesn't like to drive over 60.
336
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,901
It's his excuse for
more quality time.
337
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,070
Well, you're a good kid
for putting up with it.
338
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,782
My kids, they hit 12, 13.
339
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,993
They didn't want anything
to do with me.
340
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,914
I just think kids are growing
up too fast now these days.
341
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,042
He means well.
342
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,504
I had my kids young too.
343
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,966
Just didn't have the
perspective, you know.
344
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,261
When you're older, you're
gonna appreciate all this.
345
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:02,935
I'm Nathan.
346
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:04,979
I'm Jane.
347
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,106
This is Francis.
348
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,529
Man, you guys look really tired.
349
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,657
There's a hotel like 40
miles down 191
350
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,742
if you don't mind
backtracking a little.
351
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,679
You know if it's all
the same to you,
352
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:22,247
could we rent your
garage for the day?
353
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,917
I just have to get outta the
sun and clean the headers and
354
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,670
you know, get some of the
schmutz outta the breaks.
355
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,296
How about,
356
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,801
how about 60 for the day?
357
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,929
Oh, 60 bucks and a fill up.
358
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,139
Yeah.
359
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,308
Sure, and I can help
if you want.
360
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,643
Oh no, I got a great
assistant right here.
361
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,314
You let him have it.
362
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,608
It'll keep him spry.
363
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,610
Listen, I gotta head up to
Grand Junction.
364
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,028
So, if you finish up early,
365
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,614
just make sure you
close the gate.
366
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,824
There's not much to
steal here anyway.
367
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,908
Thanks.
368
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:03,913
Yeah.
Much obliged.
369
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,261
How often do you
have to do this?
370
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:21,723
Every few weeks, or more.
371
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,307
Usually more.
372
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,728
It's horrible for the
environment.
373
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,898
Hmm, so are cell phones,
and eating people.
374
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,610
It's a lot of mental gymnastics.
375
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,237
What about the future?
376
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,906
I live in the future.
377
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,783
Says the guy who's gonna
be looking for lunch
378
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,660
in the thunder dome parking lot.
379
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,703
Hand me that.
380
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,798
What do you want,
381
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,007
to do?
382
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,636
I never really thought about it.
383
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,180
Spent a lot of time with
my mom in the hospital.
384
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:08,269
It seems like a good field,
but that requires school.
385
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,023
You look smart.
386
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,567
So do you, those can
be deceiving.
387
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,029
At least you got a future
writing schtick.
388
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,574
What did you do, before?
389
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,246
I was a surgeon.
390
00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,332
Basically just a mechanic.
391
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,429
You're welcome to crash
in the front or wherever.
392
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,016
Just gotta get a
couple hours sleep.
393
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,978
You mind if I listen
to some music?
394
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,063
Knock yourself out.
395
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,274
I sleep like the dead.
396
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,296
I know what I said,
397
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:25,842
but you opened the trunk
two feet from my head.
398
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,763
What, you can't sneak
up on people?
399
00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:35,351
Be careful putting
that all back.
400
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,364
Are those your family?
401
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:52,994
And yours, I guess.
402
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,415
Where are they?
403
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,457
Gone.
404
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,963
There must be some cousins.
405
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,005
All gone.
406
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,220
How did you?
407
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:17,560
A person'll do anything
to stay alive,
408
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:20,438
to keep themselves alive.
409
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:28,988
The irony is, after
they turned me,
410
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,365
they kept trying to kill me.
411
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:38,164
Days in those showers
and elsewhere.
412
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,004
I was so scared when they
came to save us.
413
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,941
Back then you looked like
you'd been through some shit,
414
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,175
they'd let you roam around
searching for your kin,
415
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:51,636
but there wasn't anything,
there wasn't anybody.
416
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,556
So when the last shipment of
coffins destined for the States
417
00:32:55,598 --> 00:33:00,103
was being loaded up, I
decided to start over.
418
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:06,484
But the world had changed.
419
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,572
I didn't have anything, I
didn't have an identity.
420
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,411
A couple nice folks took
me in early on,
421
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,373
but not family.
422
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,836
That's why you're
going to Nebraska,
423
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,840
because if they're your
family, they're all you got.
424
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,305
What does that make you?
425
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,417
Yeah, I looked up the town
in the Nebraska guidebook,
426
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,609
seems very historic.
427
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,903
They have a, a big lake.
428
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,530
I'm not really the
outdoorsy type.
429
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:56,159
They have a petrified
wood museum too.
430
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,535
Hmm.
431
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:58,577
A museum about you.
432
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,290
It's better than spending
your life on the run.
433
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,626
I just met you.
434
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,086
Which was your plan, right?
435
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,547
I guess.
436
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,594
I wanted to know who I was,
what.
437
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,180
And now you do, good deal.
438
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:21,267
This whole thing was a mistake.
439
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,309
Maybe.
440
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,730
You know, you could express
441
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,148
the tiniest bit of wistfulness.
442
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,566
It's been a whirlwind 48 hours.
443
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,985
I'm sorry that this
doesn't fit your narrative.
444
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,612
That's not an apology.
445
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:33,863
Not like I asked for one,
446
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,364
which all things considered,
447
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,199
should have been
where you started.
448
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,242
What do you want from me?
449
00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:39,494
Fucking everything.
450
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,996
I don't have anything!
451
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,550
It happens when I get mad,
so I try not to get mad.
452
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,012
Working out great for you.
453
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,187
I can't give you what you
think you want.
454
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,939
- You're 14.
- 15.
455
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:11,275
Well I'm older, and even
I don't know what I want.
456
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,819
What I want doesn't
really matter.
457
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:17,782
But I do need something at
least, you know, safety, a home.
458
00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,718
And you have one, it's about
10 miles down the road.
459
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:21,035
That's your idea of it.
460
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:24,038
Well this, this isn't it.
461
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,041
You're probably right.
462
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,543
I can walk the rest.
463
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,378
Oh, come on.
464
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:33,839
Come on.
465
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:36,592
Come on, get in.
466
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:37,593
Just let me go.
467
00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:38,635
You got your way.
468
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,222
All this fakakta drama.
469
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,850
Can't you just leave
well enough alone?
470
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,185
This is not well enough.
471
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:48,020
Nothing about this is well.
472
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:50,064
That's what I keep
trying to tell you.
473
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,440
So let me go!
474
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:52,812
I wasn't
ignoring them, the letters
475
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:53,853
and the call.
476
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,566
I just hadn't seen your
mother in 25 years.
477
00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:01,404
I don't know her, and I'm
here on a fixed income.
478
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,156
So there was really
nothing I could offer.
479
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:08,202
So I figured it was just best
if I left well enough alone.
480
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,620
Well enough?
481
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,457
In the Lord's hands.
482
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,920
You got any money?
483
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,275
Hi kiddo.
484
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,236
I was just in the neighborhood.
485
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,529
Can I come in?
486
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:44,715
60 years I've known you,
487
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,575
and you're still
asking to come in.
488
00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:50,369
Do you have any idea what
time it is, my friend?
489
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,009
She's definitely yours.
490
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,761
How?
491
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:09,638
You see when two people
really like each other.
492
00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,867
Well, what the hell am I
supposed to do?
493
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:12,933
Be a person.
494
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,143
I'm not a person.
495
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,478
- Is she?
- She's a kid.
496
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,438
That's a type of person.
497
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,566
She shows up, uninvited,
uninvited.
498
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,235
Not everyone has to
be invited in.
499
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:25,071
She's a liability.
500
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,864
So are you.
501
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:31,702
She grows old, and she goes
outside during the day.
502
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:36,540
Do you think she's
safe out there?
503
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,919
She's made it this far.
504
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,350
Hey!
505
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,772
'Sup?
506
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,617
What's your deal?
507
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,036
Nothing.
508
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:19,874
You party?
509
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:23,711
Party?
510
00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,673
What are you so afraid of?
511
00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:27,842
Besides being burnt
at the stake?
512
00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:30,845
They drive the stake
into your heart.
513
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:33,764
Maybe also burn you.
514
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:36,934
Hmm.
515
00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,645
I haven't been up this
late in years.
516
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:43,023
Probably not since the last
time you came by uninvited.
517
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:47,027
I'm sorry I haven't gotten
the hang of the whole phone.
518
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,822
Or sending money for
registering that damn car
519
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:50,865
all these years.
520
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:54,618
You know, I won't be
around forever.
521
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:57,663
And from the sound of
it, neither will she.
522
00:40:57,705 --> 00:41:00,541
We all need someone to take
care of us when we get old.
523
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,959
I don't have to
worry about that.
524
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,627
I meant her, you putz.
525
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:10,426
It's like 20% THC,
526
00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,845
3% GMT.
527
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,390
What's the other 77%?
528
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,019
What?
529
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:23,022
The other 77%, what is it?
530
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:26,358
It's like vape stuff.
531
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,749
Thanks, I'm good.
532
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,629
It'll get you in the mood.
533
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,631
The mood for what?
534
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,634
You know, hanging out.
535
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:55,387
Okay.
536
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:57,515
Sure, but you first.
537
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:20,870
You feel it?
538
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,833
I have a pretty major tolerance.
539
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:25,875
Cool.
540
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,172
Wanna find a cow to tip?
541
00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:35,886
Maybe in a minute.
542
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:40,724
Just gonna let this
whole situation sink in.
543
00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:42,977
Maybe go for a stroll.
544
00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,249
You like goats?
545
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:48,291
Pretty cute.
546
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:50,669
You're cute too.
547
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,255
Are you feeling the juice yet?
548
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:59,053
You wanna sit and talk?
549
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,554
Maybe play a game?
550
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,143
Yeah, not a whole lot
to do out here.
551
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:15,902
Caleb.
552
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:22,868
Let go.
553
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,498
Oh, this shit's got
me fucked up.
554
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,125
Listen, you don't have touch it.
555
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,669
You can just watch.
556
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,222
Have you given any
thought to putting down roots?
557
00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:45,057
I do fine on my own.
558
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:49,019
Most people don't get
75 years to sew their oats.
559
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:51,063
You could be someone
in this world.
560
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,690
That's your advice?
561
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:54,692
Let a teenage kid set
the tone for my life?
562
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:56,902
No, my advice is to be a father.
563
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,153
I was a father.
564
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,079
It's not like I don't remember.
565
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,041
It's like losing your keys,
you know?
566
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,876
You think they're gonna
turn up one day.
567
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,795
You're just gonna reach
into a pocket,
568
00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:16,755
and there they'll be.
569
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:20,551
When we met,
570
00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:25,806
you had lost everything,
and not just your keys,
571
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,726
and had become something.
572
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,563
And you know I think
it's a miracle,
573
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,356
that it's a gift you got.
574
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:38,110
That's a debate we've
had ever since
575
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:41,321
I was a 23-year-old
hematology resident
576
00:45:41,363 --> 00:45:42,656
who took a wrong turn.
577
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,453
Thank goodness we had
something in common,
578
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:53,250
but the what you became,
is yours.
579
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,711
And now it's hers.
580
00:45:56,879 --> 00:46:01,300
It belongs to both of
you, and that's family.
581
00:47:56,915 --> 00:47:58,059
Can I help you?
582
00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,293
I'm looking for Jane.
583
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,753
Who are you?
584
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,006
Her father.
585
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,254
My phone's dead.
586
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:28,839
So am I.
587
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:49,403
I'm not mad, I'm,
588
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,196
Disappointed?
589
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:55,366
Impressed.
590
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:15,345
You're absolutely sure you're
never coming back here.
591
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:16,471
Fuck no,
592
00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:19,307
never.
593
00:50:34,781 --> 00:50:37,909
May the corpses we burn
lead the way.
594
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:51,131
Think I'm gonna go vegan.
595
00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:54,426
That might be difficult.
596
00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:57,845
You okay?
597
00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:03,810
I guess, have you ever tried
to avoid people for meals?
598
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:08,356
Yeah, it's doable, but
it doesn't feel good.
599
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:11,526
Affects my metabolism,
I get paunchy,
600
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:12,819
lose my hair.
601
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,863
I wanna go to bed while
it's still dark out.
602
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,448
So it turns you into a dad.
603
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:21,703
So where are we gonna live?
604
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,664
Live?
605
00:51:24,706 --> 00:51:25,706
Yeah,
606
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,126
house, school.
607
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,920
Let's not get ahead
of ourselves.
608
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,672
What do you think this is?
609
00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:33,924
What are you gonna do?
610
00:51:33,965 --> 00:51:36,551
And why the fuck would
you bother schlipping-
611
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:36,968
Schlepping.
612
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,012
All the way back to save me.
613
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,519
Clearly, you didn't
think this through,
614
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,605
but you came back for me.
615
00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:50,524
Hell of a grand gesture.
616
00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:53,360
Now you're stuck with me.
617
00:51:55,403 --> 00:51:57,906
You're feeling a
little conflicted.
618
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,407
That's fine.
619
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:01,618
You can imagine how I
feel as a vampire,
620
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,120
who is also a teenager!
621
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,541
It's not like you have
anything else going on.
622
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,583
Live a little.
623
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:13,171
Plus, it might be good to
be with somebody
624
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:14,589
who can do stuff during the day.
625
00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:19,302
This feels like a hard sell,
or blackmail.
626
00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:24,724
Or maybe just facing some
semblance of responsibility
627
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,644
after avoiding a few
lifetimes of accountability.
628
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,605
Who knows?
629
00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:31,647
To may to, tomahto.
630
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,242
Okay.
631
00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:47,581
What do you suggest that I-
632
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:48,874
We?
633
00:52:48,915 --> 00:52:49,915
Do?
634
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,961
Well, we need to live somewhere,
635
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,421
which means you need a job,
636
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:57,382
which means you need
to be a person.
637
00:52:59,092 --> 00:53:02,512
You need a birth certificate,
so you can get a license,
638
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,472
or a social security
card or whatever.
639
00:53:05,724 --> 00:53:07,934
You'd have to get that
from an actual person,
640
00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:11,313
someone who looks your age and
isn't going to miss theirs.
641
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:14,273
Mm.
642
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:18,153
Shit.
643
00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:23,575
That thing tell you how far
we are from Sunbeam, Colorado?
644
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,868
Sunbeam?
645
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:25,910
That's a town?
646
00:53:27,495 --> 00:53:28,495
Mm-hm.
647
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,084
The irony.
648
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:37,631
I think I know someone
649
00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:40,258
who's not using their
birth certificate.
650
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,509
I've always gone for bad guys,
651
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,261
or at least folks
nobody will miss.
652
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,305
It's an imperfect science.
653
00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:48,099
A few years ago, I fucked up.
654
00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:50,393
You? Inconceivable.
655
00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:51,895
I was driving through
the Rockies,
656
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:54,564
and I meet some lady
at a campsite.
657
00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:56,733
She's on the run from
some scumbag,
658
00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:00,195
so I decide after she
leaves, I'm gonna wait,
659
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,113
I'll have a meal.
660
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:05,867
First person that I see,
I go for.
661
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:10,830
I barely bit him before I saw
his lanyard, camp counselor.
662
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:13,142
So I'm just supposed to
see if he's there.
663
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,125
That's it?
664
00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,335
Yeah, you're his niece,
665
00:54:16,044 --> 00:54:18,797
and you were in the area looking
at colleges or something,
666
00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:21,091
and a, you know, you just
wanna check in on him,
667
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:22,759
but scope out the
whole situation.
668
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:24,928
See if you can find out
where they keep the records,
669
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,155
then I'll go in later tonight.
670
00:54:26,179 --> 00:54:27,514
A little while later,
671
00:54:27,555 --> 00:54:28,158
a bunch of kids come
running through
672
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:31,184
and they're looking for
bugs and rocks and shit,
673
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,995
and then people come through
and they're looking for him.
674
00:54:33,019 --> 00:54:34,604
I couldn't finish.
675
00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,815
I end up hiding in a foxhole
all day with the guy.
676
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,442
So what'd you do?
677
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:43,238
Well, there's this
thing I can do.
678
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,531
Maybe I'll try the look thing.
679
00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:48,034
Don't try the look thing.
680
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:49,452
It makes 'em nuts.
681
00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:51,621
It breaks their brains,
full meshuggeneh.
682
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:54,708
Do it long enough, and
it's permanent.
683
00:54:54,749 --> 00:54:57,585
I feel horrible about
the whole thing.
684
00:54:57,627 --> 00:54:59,963
So I call around, find
the hospital he's in.
685
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,716
They tell me that he's a
danger to himself and others.
686
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,302
He thinks he's a,
687
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:08,721
he needs blood.
688
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:15,353
Anyway, they send him to
an institution, for life.
689
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,063
In Sunbeam.
690
00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,648
Mm-hmm.
691
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:21,484
Where they'd have his records,
like his birth certificate.
692
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,904
And he'd be about 35 now.
693
00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:48,386
Hi.
694
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,347
Can I help you, Miss?
695
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:52,974
Yes.
696
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:53,892
Doctor?
697
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,018
I'm not a doctor.
698
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,895
I'm a receptionist.
699
00:55:58,063 --> 00:55:59,272
Right.
700
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:01,983
Yeah.
701
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:05,820
Well, I'm a looking for a
Roger Fieldner.
702
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:07,030
Is he a patient here?
703
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,072
Who are you?
704
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,700
His niece.
705
00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:15,121
I was in the area visiting
a friend and my mom said,
706
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:17,916
this is where he was kept.
707
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,502
And how old are you?
708
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:22,586
18.
709
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,089
Hold on a minute.
710
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:42,565
Hi, I'm Doctor Seward.
711
00:56:42,607 --> 00:56:43,942
I work with your uncle.
712
00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:45,026
So he's here?
713
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,027
Oh, oh yes.
714
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,028
He's still here.
715
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,613
You're his niece?
716
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:49,739
Yep.
717
00:56:49,781 --> 00:56:52,033
He didn't mention
having any siblings.
718
00:56:52,283 --> 00:56:53,427
Of course he hasn't
had much to say
719
00:56:53,451 --> 00:56:55,328
over the last decade or so.
720
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:57,914
I'll have to revisit my
records on him.
721
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:59,416
So you have those?
722
00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:00,792
Of course, we have everything.
723
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,169
Sure.
724
00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:05,755
Well, well good, good.
725
00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:08,049
Yeah. Good, good old Uncle-
726
00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:11,010
- Roger.
- Roger.
727
00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,763
Roger, big, big Rog.
728
00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:14,931
He's very short.
729
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:16,391
That's the joke.
730
00:57:18,059 --> 00:57:19,853
How can we help you?
731
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:21,938
You know, I,
732
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,273
I think I'm good.
733
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:24,434
Oh, you don't wanna see him?
734
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,192
Uh.
735
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,234
You came all this way.
736
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,486
Let's get you two caught up.
737
00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:40,582
You know, it's been years
since anyone's visited him.
738
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,835
Seeing a family member
can be very therapeutic.
739
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:46,337
I mean, it can really set
them on a positive track.
740
00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:48,715
He's completely catatonic.
741
00:57:48,756 --> 00:57:49,756
Bummer.
742
00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:55,722
Don't be anxious, it's more
for their safety than ours.
743
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:56,055
Also ours.
744
00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:58,850
Oh.
745
00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,065
We don't leave him in
here all day.
746
00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:08,943
He comes out to watch Judge
Judy and Judge Joe Brown,
747
00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:09,694
all the judges.
748
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:11,154
Big hits around here.
749
00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:12,614
And we wheel him around.
750
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,200
But the quiet time suits him.
751
00:58:15,241 --> 00:58:15,700
Don't be concerned.
752
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,620
He hasn't moved or
spoken in ages.
753
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,246
I'll give you guys a
couple of minutes.
754
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,832
If you need anything,
just holler.
755
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,629
I have to close the door,
policy.
756
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:45,438
Hi.
757
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,242
Sorry.
758
00:58:57,283 --> 00:58:58,451
This was a mistake.
759
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:01,745
You.
760
00:59:09,045 --> 00:59:10,171
You're with him.
761
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,346
Who?
762
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,388
You know.
763
00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:25,019
I, I, I, I don't know.
764
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,170
What can I do for him?
765
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,132
Me and him,
766
00:59:55,883 --> 00:59:56,883
hiding,
767
00:59:58,136 --> 00:59:59,971
holding me in his arms.
768
01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:03,349
The smell of his leather jacket,
769
01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:05,018
cold breath of his teeth.
770
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:09,564
He didn't go through with it.
771
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:10,857
It's not his fault.
772
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:14,277
I totally get it, it's
circumstantial.
773
01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:18,823
He sent you to finish it.
774
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,913
I've been waiting for
this moment for so long.
775
01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,226
Dude. I, I, I don't know.
776
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,250
Where is he?
777
01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,713
Just let him give me a taste.
778
01:00:35,798 --> 01:00:37,592
Yeah, I better get going.
779
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,594
If you leave I'll scream.
780
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:42,597
And I'll tell them I
don't know you.
781
01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:46,976
Buddy, I don't think
782
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,978
you're in any position
to bargain here.
783
01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:52,690
What can I do for my master?
784
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:58,029
My liege, my king in leather.
785
01:01:07,789 --> 01:01:09,165
You're his daughter.
786
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,168
He's your father.
787
01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:14,712
Did he send you to finish me?
788
01:01:15,213 --> 01:01:16,631
Ew. No.
789
01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:18,925
What can I offer him?
790
01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:25,013
Well,
791
01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,233
there is one thing.
792
01:01:35,274 --> 01:01:38,861
Anything, just give me a taste.
793
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,238
Of what?
794
01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:42,490
Let me taste you.
795
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:43,741
Okay, nope.
796
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,326
Not, not even your blood.
797
01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,787
Just your flesh.
798
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,373
I'm gonna go.
799
01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:52,250
Well, what do you want then?
800
01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,462
- We need.
- Anything.
801
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:59,215
A copy of your records,
the stuff they have on you.
802
01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:00,299
Hey, I can do that.
803
01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:03,886
I'll tell them to sign it over.
804
01:02:03,928 --> 01:02:06,514
They have to do it if
I tell them to do it.
805
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,933
Just give me a taste.
806
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,187
Let me bite your neck.
807
01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:14,147
No.
808
01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:15,188
What about your leg?
809
01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:19,026
Okay, you gotta give me
something to work with here.
810
01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:20,945
All right, this is
not a sex thing.
811
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:22,905
Everything is a sex thing.
812
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:23,947
Yeah.
813
01:02:29,662 --> 01:02:30,662
Okay.
814
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,040
Close your eyes.
815
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:36,877
Stick out your tongue.
816
01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:47,971
Eyes closed.
817
01:02:49,515 --> 01:02:50,808
God, this is fucking insane.
818
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:51,976
Yeah.
819
01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:53,018
Shut up.
820
01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,903
You gonna tell them to give
me a copy of your records?
821
01:03:02,695 --> 01:03:03,695
Yeah.
822
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:10,787
Hey, you know you could have
just done the staring thing.
823
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,289
Yeah, worked out great for you.
824
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:25,176
You were just supposed
to scope it out,
825
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,552
check out the location.
826
01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:27,738
Now they're gonna be able
to finger you.
827
01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:29,597
What a choice of words there,
man.
828
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:31,808
But you got it.
829
01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:35,019
Yeah, that guy's not
going anywhere, anytime.
830
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:36,604
Poor schmuck.
831
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,314
At least nobody's
looking for him.
832
01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,984
No, but they got a
good look at you.
833
01:03:42,026 --> 01:03:43,069
So?
834
01:03:43,110 --> 01:03:47,406
You show up in
photos and videos.
835
01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:48,448
What, and you don't?
836
01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:50,242
No.
837
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:53,745
One more thing.
838
01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,707
Skies the other day,
839
01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,389
and of course, what do you
think I sensed?
840
01:04:12,890 --> 01:04:14,851
We're closed, there's
nobody here.
841
01:04:14,892 --> 01:04:18,187
I know, but I think I dropped
my keys earlier, inside.
842
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:20,606
I'm not a patient.
843
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,986
No, I didn't think you were.
844
01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:26,588
Gotta come back in the morning,
check the lost and found.
845
01:04:26,612 --> 01:04:28,823
Oh man, I gotta be at work
in the morning, real early,
846
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,741
'cause I'm a delivery
guy and you know,
847
01:04:30,783 --> 01:04:31,469
I gotta get people their stuff.
848
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:34,662
It's very important, and so
could I come in and look.
849
01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:35,997
Sorry.
850
01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:37,665
Come on, man come on, let me in.
851
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,293
Nah bro.
852
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:46,424
Hey man, could we please
just come in for a second,
853
01:04:46,465 --> 01:04:48,426
try and find my dad's keys?
854
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:51,262
I've got a term paper due
in the morning.
855
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:52,054
I think I got this.
856
01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,890
I'm not sure you do.
857
01:04:53,931 --> 01:04:55,933
It's totally gonna bone my GPA.
858
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,520
Ah, God!
859
01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:02,815
This is exactly why mom
left you, you're such a bum.
860
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,401
Shit, that was uncalled for.
861
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:07,402
Uh,
862
01:05:08,654 --> 01:05:09,654
just,
863
01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:11,699
just real quick.
864
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,075
- Okay?
- Yeah?
865
01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:15,119
I'm not gonna like get on
the ground or anything,
866
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:17,079
'cause I got a bad back.
867
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,165
So I can come in?
868
01:05:19,957 --> 01:05:21,083
Yes.
869
01:05:25,129 --> 01:05:26,129
Hey,
870
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,634
my, my wife left me too,
871
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,511
and, uh, she's a bitch.
872
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,388
She's like a total cunt.
873
01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:37,767
You know she just
wouldn't like get in line
874
01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:40,603
no matter how many times
I, you know.
875
01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:45,066
You know, now I hear she's
screwing-
876
01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:49,362
That was an easy choice.
877
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,075
I'm gonna go grab the
security tapes.
878
01:05:55,701 --> 01:05:56,702
Pull the car around.
879
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:01,749
You want me to drive?
880
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:02,917
Yeah, just pull it up.
881
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,794
I, I can't drive.
882
01:06:04,835 --> 01:06:06,462
Well, it's not a stick.
883
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:08,005
I've never driven a car.
884
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,382
Well, by the time I
was your age.
885
01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:10,508
There were cars?
886
01:06:12,593 --> 01:06:13,803
No, yes.
887
01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:14,844
Yeah.
888
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:16,805
Maybe.
889
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:19,433
Just grab the body, put
it in the trunk.
890
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,643
I'll get the tapes.
891
01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,145
Oops, oh Jesus.
892
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,107
Ay ay ay.
893
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:31,487
Okay, now give it a little gas.
894
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:32,529
Yeah and,
895
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:35,783
ooh that's a little too much,
brake, brake, brake, brake!
896
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,535
Uh huh, uh huh, okay
and then just.
897
01:06:39,203 --> 01:06:40,931
All right now, just give
it a little bit more gas.
898
01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:44,166
And there you, alright.
899
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,388
This really increases
our productivity.
900
01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:58,639
Just keep it under 90.
901
01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:01,475
Where to?
902
01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:02,517
South.
903
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:04,854
Now West.
904
01:07:04,895 --> 01:07:06,147
Here?
905
01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:07,940
What are you, meshuggeneh?
906
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:10,651
Well, this'll do.
907
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,530
They just want an army
908
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:16,574
of soy boy vegan zombies.
909
01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:20,286
So your family.
910
01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:21,120
Really?
911
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,830
I need the scratch.
912
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:23,872
It's a pawn shop.
913
01:07:24,081 --> 01:07:26,333
We can always come back for it.
914
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:27,853
People come back for
stuff all the time, right?
915
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:28,438
Oh yeah, for sure.
916
01:07:28,462 --> 01:07:30,629
My customers take their
vows real serious.
917
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:32,006
These folks'll all be back.
918
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,649
It's German Air Force.
919
01:07:51,650 --> 01:07:53,194
Nazi shit is huge.
920
01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:54,612
It always has been.
921
01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:55,446
It's worth thousands.
922
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,488
I'll give you 600.
923
01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,495
How much do you say the
security deposit was?
924
01:08:02,536 --> 01:08:03,536
750.
925
01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:24,015
We're closed.
926
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:28,938
I think I could help with that.
927
01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:33,025
I got a lot of experience.
928
01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,657
I don't offer dental.
929
01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:40,407
Can I work at night?
930
01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:43,577
If you can get it all done,
I don't care when you work.
931
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,498
You sure this is gonna work?
932
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,959
It's like SPF 1000,
just make a run for it.
933
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,418
Does it look natural?
934
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,045
Looks great.
935
01:08:54,213 --> 01:08:55,840
Just remember to
close your eyes.
936
01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:14,650
I'll never get used to this.
937
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,152
It's like junk food.
938
01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:18,571
You're gonna get a dad bod.
939
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:20,822
A what?
940
01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,368
You need to look the part.
941
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,162
We should talk about your style.
942
01:09:26,203 --> 01:09:27,329
I look bitchin'.
943
01:09:28,038 --> 01:09:31,417
You look like your dressed
as the Fonz for Halloween,
944
01:09:31,458 --> 01:09:32,458
every day.
945
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,088
Nice Jewish boy.
946
01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:45,139
I can't tell if I'm schvitzing
947
01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,325
because it's getting light
out or because I look like a-
948
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:48,684
Dad?
949
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:49,518
Schlemiel.
950
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,728
Great.
951
01:09:50,769 --> 01:09:51,769
You look 10 years older.
952
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,523
Roger, Jane?
953
01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:55,065
I'm Miss Shelling.
954
01:09:55,107 --> 01:09:57,067
Thanks for meeting
with us so early.
955
01:09:57,109 --> 01:09:58,277
My dad's gotta get to work.
956
01:09:58,319 --> 01:09:59,153
I gotta get to work.
957
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,571
Oh, of course, no worries.
958
01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:09,788
Come in.
959
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:10,830
Go.
960
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,336
Well, since you were
homeschooled,
961
01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:17,046
you'll have assessment tests,
962
01:10:17,087 --> 01:10:19,089
but otherwise you're
good to start.
963
01:10:19,882 --> 01:10:23,802
And, uh, we also have some
programs that may interest you,
964
01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:29,516
including a support
group for single parents.
965
01:10:31,143 --> 01:10:32,645
I attend it as well.
966
01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:23,862
How was your day?
967
01:11:23,904 --> 01:11:24,904
Peachy.
968
01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:27,574
Mine was fine, thanks.
969
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,412
Good talk.
970
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,123
Your jacket's too small for you.
971
01:11:34,164 --> 01:11:35,164
I heard that.
972
01:12:02,109 --> 01:12:03,902
This is gross.
973
01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:07,281
Told you that's what happens
when I eat dead stock.
974
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,158
I'll look like Yul Brynner
within a month.
975
01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:10,576
I'll pick up some Draino.
976
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:15,372
Daylight savings ended
a few days ago.
977
01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:18,709
Wanna catch an early
movie tonight?
978
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,169
Hmm.
979
01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:21,754
Maybe go for a drive?
980
01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:22,087
Where?
981
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,631
I don't know, for fun.
982
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,008
Like a talk.
983
01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,345
We're talking now.
984
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:32,890
This isn't easy for me, either.
985
01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:35,642
Oy gevalt, what
else do you want from me?
986
01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:38,771
It isn't what I want from
you, it's what we have to do.
987
01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:40,290
We have to look like
real people.
988
01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:41,607
We have something to hide,
989
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:43,609
at least until I go to college
990
01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:45,527
and you become my
fuck-up brother.
991
01:12:46,153 --> 01:12:46,904
Oh, you mean my promotion?
992
01:12:46,945 --> 01:12:48,739
Yes, yes.
993
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:52,534
Your dream of finally going
from boring dad to fun brother.
994
01:12:52,576 --> 01:12:53,970
Just think, you'll
eventually be my son,
995
01:12:53,994 --> 01:12:56,330
and then all your entitled
shit will make sense.
996
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,122
And then I'll die.
997
01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:57,998
Don't be a brat.
998
01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,124
I'm being 16.
999
01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,250
So you're being dramatic.
1000
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:02,169
Isn't that what you want?
1001
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:03,295
To get rid of me?
1002
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:04,755
Look around, look at
my fucking gut,
1003
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:08,092
and tell me that I haven't
done every damn thing
1004
01:13:08,133 --> 01:13:09,885
to give you a life,
1005
01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:11,387
if you can call it that.
1006
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,723
Hocking your watch
doesn't make you a father.
1007
01:13:14,765 --> 01:13:16,493
And pretending to be a kid,
doesn't make you a person.
1008
01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:17,976
You can't have it both ways.
1009
01:13:18,018 --> 01:13:19,520
God, I hate you!
1010
01:13:19,561 --> 01:13:20,561
Finally.
1011
01:13:58,183 --> 01:14:01,019
Hi, my name is Roger,
1012
01:14:02,938 --> 01:14:06,608
and I moved here a few
weeks ago with my daughter.
1013
01:14:08,485 --> 01:14:10,487
Go on, Roger.
1014
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,781
Tell us about yourselves,
whatever you like.
1015
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:20,539
I didn't know my daughter,
I didn't raise her.
1016
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:23,917
Her mother raised her,
raised her well,
1017
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:27,463
but we didn't know each
other. Um,
1018
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:30,799
and when she came to
live with me,
1019
01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:33,010
I didn't have a life
ready for her.
1020
01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:37,639
I didn't have one for myself,
really.
1021
01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:40,099
So building that,
1022
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:43,353
is difficult.
1023
01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:48,192
It's hard to know if the
decisions that I'm making
1024
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:51,487
are right for her,
1025
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,530
even if they're not
right for myself.
1026
01:14:54,698 --> 01:14:56,617
If that, that really matters.
1027
01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:02,539
Could you elaborate on that,
Roger?
1028
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:05,542
I guess I mean,
1029
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:10,297
part of being a parent is
thinking about your kid
1030
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,715
before yourself,
1031
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:15,719
and that's a good thing,
it's right.
1032
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:20,224
But it doesn't change
the urge to-
1033
01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:21,517
Be selfish.
1034
01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:25,144
That's right.
1035
01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,608
Or at least remember
who you were,
1036
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,696
but maybe that's just who
I thought I was,
1037
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,075
and who I am is who I am now.
1038
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,084
Hey Roger.
1039
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,213
Hey,
1040
01:15:54,174 --> 01:15:56,301
thanks for coming tonight.
1041
01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:58,262
I'm sure that was hard.
1042
01:15:58,303 --> 01:16:01,557
It seems like you're in the
middle of a major transition,
1043
01:16:01,598 --> 01:16:04,601
parenting, new town, new life.
1044
01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:08,146
You know, I went through that.
1045
01:16:08,188 --> 01:16:09,189
It just takes time.
1046
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:12,192
We've got that, plenty.
1047
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:17,573
Could I give you a
piece of advice?
1048
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,032
Sure.
1049
01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:20,659
She's a good kid.
1050
01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:21,702
She's well-adjusted.
1051
01:16:23,161 --> 01:16:25,747
You're doing great, okay?
1052
01:16:25,789 --> 01:16:28,083
So just give yourself a break.
1053
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,961
Find something that you
and your kid connect on,
1054
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:34,965
a hobby or a cause, something
you can do together.
1055
01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:42,639
That is good advice.
1056
01:16:42,889 --> 01:16:43,932
Thanks.
1057
01:16:43,974 --> 01:16:44,974
It's what I do.
1058
01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:48,853
I'm gonna.
1059
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:50,689
Of course.
1060
01:17:01,825 --> 01:17:03,011
It's slowly shedding?
1061
01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,035
Yeah.
1062
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:05,537
It was so sad.
1063
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,677
Surprise.
1064
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,596
How'd you know I was here?
1065
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,264
Fatherly intuition.
1066
01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:30,019
Who's your friend?
1067
01:17:31,688 --> 01:17:34,066
This is Terry, also a night owl.
1068
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:40,030
Hey, um, I need your
help with something.
1069
01:17:41,114 --> 01:17:42,115
Would you hop in?
1070
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:45,786
Don't sweat it.
1071
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,954
I got a big night planned
with the fam, anyway.
1072
01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:50,415
On a Tuesday?
1073
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:53,335
We do it every month, kind
of a tradition.
1074
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,377
See ya.
1075
01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:18,235
Terry seems nice.
1076
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:22,197
Yeah, they really
seem to get me.
1077
01:18:24,324 --> 01:18:28,662
I was thinking, maybe we could
go on a little field trip?
1078
01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:31,289
Like a dad-daughter thing.
1079
01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,875
Before you take me out
to the boonies
1080
01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:35,335
and bury me in a shallow grave?
1081
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:36,795
Oh, it wouldn't be shallow.
1082
01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:39,130
I'm sorry.
1083
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:44,260
Me too.
1084
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:46,804
And you're right.
1085
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,140
You're gonna die.
1086
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:52,143
I knew it.
1087
01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:57,816
But for now, for a very,
very long time,
1088
01:18:59,901 --> 01:19:01,111
we're gonna be together.
1089
01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:04,906
That's nice.
1090
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,452
I mean, I get it.
1091
01:19:08,493 --> 01:19:09,493
I guess I agree.
1092
01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:14,165
I got you something.
1093
01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:19,337
I know money's tight, so
don't bug out.
1094
01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:20,379
I stole it.
1095
01:19:26,386 --> 01:19:27,386
New jacket.
1096
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:34,644
I can't go to a bar.
1097
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:35,686
I know.
1098
01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:39,149
What, so you need a
designated driver?
1099
01:19:39,357 --> 01:19:40,525
Watch the bar.
1100
01:19:41,693 --> 01:19:42,693
You see that guy?
1101
01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:45,298
- The biker?
- Mm-hm.
1102
01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:46,507
His name's Quincey Morris,
1103
01:19:46,531 --> 01:19:48,492
and he posted bond
earlier today.
1104
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:49,261
- Like jail?
- Mm-hm.
1105
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,704
Sold a bunch of meth, which
is not a bad business per se,
1106
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:54,331
but he cut it with hairspray
1107
01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:56,374
and a lot of people got
sick and died.
1108
01:19:57,250 --> 01:19:59,002
How do you know all this?
1109
01:19:59,252 --> 01:20:01,296
I looked it up on the internet,
1110
01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:04,382
all over Facebook.
1111
01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:04,966
What's that?
1112
01:20:05,008 --> 01:20:08,053
Anyway, as much as I
love a steak tartar,
1113
01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:10,430
we could make a little
fun project out of him.
1114
01:20:12,432 --> 01:20:13,850
I'm not exactly, um,
1115
01:20:15,018 --> 01:20:17,062
well versed on
indulging in this.
1116
01:20:17,103 --> 01:20:19,314
I know, but that's why I'm here.
1117
01:20:19,356 --> 01:20:21,274
You know, this is one of
the few things
1118
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:25,320
that I'm uniquely
suited to help with.
1119
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:29,032
Think of it as a life lesson,
1120
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:31,159
like driving stick or fishing.
1121
01:20:33,745 --> 01:20:35,080
I know, it's weird.
1122
01:20:35,121 --> 01:20:36,122
Yeah, but,
1123
01:20:37,582 --> 01:20:40,418
this is something we share.
1124
01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:43,004
It's us.
1125
01:20:43,046 --> 01:20:44,798
Plus the guy's a
fucking murderer.
1126
01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:49,343
What's the plan?
1127
01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:52,241
Oh.
1128
01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:54,224
Hey man, this your bike?
1129
01:20:55,475 --> 01:20:57,310
Yeah, what the fuck about it?
1130
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,522
Looks like you got a pretty
bad leak coming off the box.
1131
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,565
What the fuck?
1132
01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:02,607
Mm-hm.
1133
01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:07,529
Yeah, it's probably
just a shaft seal.
1134
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,489
You know, I work on
bikes over in town.
1135
01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:14,494
I got a box of seals
in the trunk of my car.
1136
01:21:17,455 --> 01:21:19,416
I'm sure I have your size.
1137
01:21:19,457 --> 01:21:20,457
Come on.
1138
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:30,760
[Jane growling
1139
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,987
This stinks.
1140
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,155
Next time.
1141
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:55,827
Is it weird I'm hungry?
1142
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,539
At this point, nothing is weird.
1143
01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:02,709
Maybe we just stick to animals.
1144
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,837
I'll go bald, get a paunch.
1145
01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:10,467
You've had generations of
being a good looking young man.
1146
01:22:10,508 --> 01:22:13,595
Maybe it's worth it to
let yourself go a little.
1147
01:22:13,637 --> 01:22:14,637
Priorities?
1148
01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:20,268
Jacket looks good.
1149
01:22:22,395 --> 01:22:23,395
Thanks.
1150
01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:26,399
Can I have your old one?
1151
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,023
Now it has been
brought to my attention
1152
01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:20,091
via one of our loyal listeners
1153
01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:22,760
that families of
mind-control vampires
1154
01:26:22,802 --> 01:26:26,931
are crisscrossing the country
in vintage muscle cars.
1155
01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:29,726
Who knows what other
clans of monsters
1156
01:26:29,767 --> 01:26:31,352
and other underworld creatures
1157
01:26:31,394 --> 01:26:35,440
are infiltrating our
values and ways of life?
1158
01:26:35,481 --> 01:26:36,691
And what's next?
1159
01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:40,528
LGBTQFO werewolf potlucks,
1160
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:43,781
and multi-species
Bigfoot summer camps?
1161
01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:49,120
Mummies desecrating our
American flag for wrappings.
1162
01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:52,498
And we all know where
the mummies come from,
1163
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,042
one of those
countries over there.
1164
01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:57,754
I will be damned if they
take the muscle car away
1165
01:26:57,962 --> 01:27:01,299
from real American human beings.
1166
01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:04,594
I say we spray every
vintage muscle car
1167
01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:09,182
with my brand new garlic
spray, only $29.99.
1168
01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,017
And it can be used a
stick seasoning as well.
1169
01:27:11,267 --> 01:27:13,269
And I also have sticks for sale,
1170
01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:16,272
both the meat kind and
for-killing-vampire kind.
1171
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:19,192
Patriots, I am always prepared.78499
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