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Adam: COMING UP,

IT'S ABSURD ENGINEERING
TAKEN TO THE EXTREME...

WHOA!

...AS I SQUARE OFF
IN A MEGA FOOD FIGHT

FOR THE AGES

AGAINST AN OLD FRIEND

WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO
ABOUT THROWING STUFF UP,

TORY BELLECI.

Tory: IT'S LIKE GOD'S GIFT
TO WEAPONRY.

YES.

♪♪

THIS IS THE EPISODE IN WHICH
WE VIOLATE EVERY MOTHER'S AXIOM.

[ Laughing ]
DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD.

IT'S CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE
OF HOT DOGS.

THIS IS "SAVAGE BUILDS."

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♪♪

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

"FOOD FIGHT FOR A WHOLE EPISODE?

THAT'S RIDICULOUS."

♪♪

AND I AGREE, AND ACTUALLY,

THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT.

WHEN I WORKED
IN SPECIAL EFFECTS,

MANY OF MY FAVORITE
ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

WERE IN THE SERVICE
OF THE MOST LUDICROUS

AND RIDICULOUS
CONSTRUCTS IMAGINABLE,

AND THAT IS THE SOUL
OF THIS EPISODE --

AN ABSURD CONSTRUCT
OF A FOOD FIGHT AT DISTANCE

WITH TWO CONTESTANTS
ENGINEERING REAL SOLUTIONS

TO FLINGING THAT FOOD.

AND WHEN IT COMES
TO CLEVER IDEATION

IN THE SERVICE OF ABSURDITY,

WELL, ONLY ONE NAME
REALLY CAME TO MIND.

♪♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TORY BELLECI,

MODEL MAKER, MYTHBUSTER,

MY COLLEAGUE FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

WAH!

HA!

TORY AND I FIRST GOT TO KNOW
EACH OTHER IN 1998

WORKING TOGETHER AS MODEL MAKERS
ON "STAR WARS: EPISODE I"

AT GEORGE LUCAS'
SPECIAL EFFECTS COMPANY,

INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC.

[ Lisping ]THAT'S RIGHT.
WE WORKED ON "STAR WARS." SWEET.

[ Normal voice ]
THAT'S, LIKE, MAD NERD CREDIT.

♪♪

Adam: HEY, MAN.

HOP IN.
HEY, FELLA.

HOW'S IT GOING, BROTHER?

Tory: SO, ADAM CALLED ME.

HE SAID, "HEY. I NEED YOU
TO HELP ME ON THE SHOW,"

AND I WAS LIKE,
"WHAT ARE WE DOING?"

AND THEN WHEN I FOUND OUT IT WAS
GOING TO BE BUILDING MACHINES

TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER,
I WAS ALL IN.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO HAVE A FOOD FIGHT,

BUT I SPECIFICALLY WANT
TO HAVE ONE

THAT NEEDS
A LOT OF ENGINEERING.

SO I FIGURE WE'D BE
PLACED FAR APART,

AND WE'VE GOT TO HURL FOOD
AT EACH OTHER

WITH SPEED AND ACCURACY,

AND ALSO,
IT HAS TO BE NONLETHAL.

SO IT'S KIND OF LIKE
ANYTHING GOES...

IT'S -- LITERALLY.

...AS LONG AS IT
DOESN'T KILL YOU.

Adam:
SO THE CHALLENGE IS ON --

A MEGA FOOD FIGHT, WITH TORY
AND I HURLING FOOD AT EACH OTHER

WHILE STANDING INSIDE
TARGET CIRCLES

PLACED 100 LONG FEET APART.

TO HAVE TO PROPEL THAT FOOD
A SIGNIFICANT DISTANCE

WITH PRECISION

IS A REALLY COOL
ENGINEERING CHALLENGE.

ALRIGHT.
I THINK WE GOT ENOUGH STUFF.

THANK YOU, SIR.

THE FIRST STEP IN OUR JOURNEY
OF FOOD-FIGHT SUPREMACY

IS CHECKING OUT THE AERODYNAMIC
AND BALLISTIC PROPERTIES

OF VARIOUS IRREGULARLY
SHAPED FOODS.

IN OTHER WORDS,
HOW DO THEY FLY?

AND WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST
METHODS TO LAUNCH THEM,

STARTING WITH A CATEGORY
OF WEAPONS

THAT SEEM LIKE A NO-BRAINER

FOR THIS CHALLENGE, CATAPULTS.

-HERE, TRY THAT.
-COOL.

NOW, WHILE WE HAVE AN IMAGE
OF A CATAPULT LOOKING LIKE THIS,

A CATAPULT IS
ANY MECHANICAL DEVICE

THAT LITERALLY CATAPULTS
OR THROWS SOMETHING.

A MORE TRADITIONAL CATAPULT
USES AN ARM AND A BASKET

AND PROVIDES A THROWING MOTION

SIMILAR TO THESE
LACROSSE STICKS.

THESE ARE LETHAL.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT AT 100 FEET?

I'M GOING TO TRY CAULIFLOWER.

HOLY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN.THAT WOULD HURT.

THAT MOVED
THE ENTIRE TARGET.

THAT MIGHT KILL SOMEBODY.

I THINK CAULIFLOWER
IS OUT.

A CATAPULT CAN ALSO COME
IN THE FORM

OF THE CLASSIC
HANDHELD SLINGSHOT.

YES, THAT IS CLASSIFIED
AS A PROPER CATAPULT.

♪♪

NO, THAT WAS [BLEEP]

I WANTED TO TRY A SLING.

AND THIS SIMPLE
SLING-STYLE THROWER

LIKE THE KIND DAVID USED
TO DEFEAT GOLIATH

ALSO FALLS IN THE CATAPULT
CLASSIFICATION.

IT MAY BE OLD TECH,

BUT IT'S STILL HIGHLY EFFECTIVE.

THAT WAS NICE.THAT WASNICE.

YOU PRACTICING A LOT WITH THAT?I AM.

NO, I LITERALLY JUST BUILT THIS
10 MINUTES AGO.

I LOOKED AT A YouTube VIDEO
ABOUT HOW TO DO IT

WHILE I WAS ON THE TOILET,
AND NOW I'M AN EXPERT.

SCALED UP, I'M CONFIDENT
A SLING-STYLE DEVICE

CAN EASILY GET MY FOOD
PROJECTILES DOWNRANGE 100 FEET,

AND IT'S PRETTY BADASS,

IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

NEXT UP, WE MOVE AWAY
FROM CATAPULTS

TO WHAT WE BELIEVE
WILL ALSO BE A FRUITFUL METHOD

FOR SHOOTING FOOD,
COMPRESSED AIR.

OH, LOOK AT THAT.

WE GOT OUR HOT DOGS
FROM BUGS BUNNY.

EVEN ON THIS SMALL SCALE
AND WITH OUR LIMITED LUNG POWER,

THIS BLOW-DART SESSION
PROVES TO ME

THAT AIR POWER CAN BE
A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE METHOD

FOR GETTING OUR FOOD PROJECTILES
TO THE TARGET.

[ BOTH BLOWING ]

♪♪

I THINK YOU'VE GOT
THE GRAPE THING DOWN.

CONCLUSIONS -- WELL, MORE
AERODYNAMICALLY SHAPED FOODS

FLY THE BEST.
NO SURPRISE THERE.

PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THE CATAPULT-
STYLE WEAPONS HAVE POTENTIAL,

AND COMPRESSED AIR
IS DEFINITELY A KEEPER.

YOU PROBABLY WATCHED THAT
AND THINK THAT WAS A BIG WASTE

OF TIME AND FOOD,
BUT YOU'D BE WRONG.

I ACTUALLY CAME AWAY
WITH A LOT OF GOOD INFORMATION.

EGGS LOOKS LIKE
A GOOD PROJECTILE.

YOU COULD EASILY SHOOT IT
OUT OF AN AIR CANNON.

I'M GOING TO TRY
HARD-BOILED EGGS, THOUGH.

I THINK THAT MIGHT WITHSTAND
A LITTLE BIT MORE FORCE.

I AM SUPER IMPRESSED
WITH THE SLING,

SO I THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE
A SLING-BASED SHOOTING DEVICE.

IN ORDER TO HURL FOOD 100 FEET

IN A PRECISE
AND TARGETED MANNER,

WE WILL NEED TO TAKE THESE IDEAS
AND SCALE THEM UP.

BUT BEFORE WE START
BUILDING LARGE-SCALE CATAPULTS

AND AIR CANNONS,

THERE IS ONE OTHER
WEAPON OF NOTE

THAT WE'D LIKE TO TEST FIRST.

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS,
"BUILD A POTATO CANNON."

OH, YEAH.

YOU GOT A STRAIGHT GUT SHOT.

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN BUILDING THEM
SINCE I WAS A KID.

THEY'RE SUPER FUN,

BUT THEY COULD BE LETHAL.

Adam: JUST DO A SIMPLE INTERNET
SEARCH FOR "POTATO CANNON,"

AND YOU'LL FIND THEY'VE BEEN
A FAVORITE BUILD

FOR SCIENCE GEEKS, MAKERS,
AND JACKASSES FOR A LONG TIME.

A POTATO CANNON WORKS
BY SUBJECTING

A PERFECT CYLINDER OF POTATO

TO A RAPIDLY EXPANDING GAS.

JAM IT IN.

TIME FOR PLUNGING.

NOW, THIS CONTRAPTION
CAN BE POTENTIALLY

VERY, VERY DANGEROUS,

SO WE'RE GOING TO HOLD BACK SOME
KEY DETAILS ABOUT HOW IT WORKS.

ALRIGHT.

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO SCARY.

AND DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY IT?

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

POTATO CANNONS
SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME,

BUT THAT'S ONLY
IN THE ABSTRACT,

BECAUSE I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
BUILT AND FIRED ONE.

I KNOW THAT SEEMS LIKE
A WEIRD OVERSIGHT

GIVEN MY CAREER HISTORY,
AND YET IT'S TRUE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE NEVER
BUILT ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

I KNOW.
IT'S TOTALLY BIZARRE.

IT JUST BLOWS MY MIND.

THIS IS THE DESTRUCTIVE
TEEN EQUIVALENT

OF, "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
'GONE WITH THE WIND'?

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT?"

THIS IS --
I'VE NEVER MADE ONE OF THESE.

AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
"GONE WITH THE WIND."

[ LAUGHS ]

ALRIGHT.

LET'S FIRE SOME POTATOES.

Tory:
OKAY. YOU READY?

YEAH.
GIVE US A COUNTDOWN.

HERE WE GO.
IN 3, 2, 1.

Adam:
MY OLD FRIEND, MASTER BUILDER,
AND MYTHBUSTER TORY BELLECI

AND I ARE TAKING ABSURD
ENGINEERING TO THE EXTREME

BY STAGING A FOOD FIGHT
FOR THE AGES.

AND WE'RE ABOUT TO TEST
A WEAPON

FIRMLY ENSCONCED IN THE
FOOD PROJECTILE HALL OF FAME,

THE CLASSIC POTATO CANNON.

Adam: OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS GOING TO BE SO SCARY.

Tory:
OKAY. YOU READY?

YEAH.
GIVE US A COUNTDOWN.

HERE WE GO.

IN 3, 2, 1.
FIRING.

[ BOOM ]

WHOO!

[ LAUGHING ]
YEAH!

WEPT.
THAT WAS TERRIFYING.

♪♪

WHO KNEW THAT A POTATO
COULD PACK SUCH A PUNCH?

REMEMBER, THE FIRST RULE
OF FOOD FIGHT CLUB

IS NONLETHAL WEAPONRY.

I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TAKE POTATOES OFF THE MENU.

DUDE, LOOK AT IT.
IT CRACKED

THE FIBERGLASS MANNEQUIN.

I'M GOING TO SAY
THAT'S LETHAL.

I DON'T WANT TO USE
A POTATO CANNON.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED
POTATO CANNONS

FOR THE SIMPLICITY
OF THEIR ENGINEERING.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
TERRIFIED BY THEM

FOR THE EFFECTIVENESS
OF THEIR ENGINEERING.

I MEAN, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
HIGH-SPEED CAMERA FOOTAGE.

YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THE GAS
IGNITE AND EXPAND

THROUGH THE CHAMBER,
SHOOTING THAT POTATO OUT

AT APPROXIMATELY
106 MILES PER HOUR.

[ BOOM ]

♪♪

THAT IS A LETHAL SHOT.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO USE THAT
AS PART OF OUR FOOD FIGHT,

BUT WE ARE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN
JUST BECAUSE.

WHY NOT?

♪♪

ALRIGHT.
WE ARE A LOADED HOT POTATO.

POTATO CANNON
IN 3, 2, 1.

[ BOOM ]

[ Laughing ]
OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

WE JUST PUNCHED A HOLE
RIGHT THROUGH THAT MANNEQUIN.

NOW YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT THROUGH IT.

HEY, FELLA.

HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

HERE, DO THAT.

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

WITH THE POTATO CANNON
OFFICIALLY DISQUALIFIED,

IT'S ON TO OTHER, SAFER METHODS
OF HURLING FOOD AT EACH OTHER.

AND TORY AND I
HAVE BOTH ZEROED IN

ON SCALED-UP
CATAPULT-STYLE WEAPONS.

SO, ROUND ONE, WE'RE GOING TO BE
FIRING FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

NOW, WHEN WE WERE
DOING OUR TESTS

JUST THROWING FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES,

I FOUND THAT THE SLINGSHOT
WAS FIRING SO MUCH POWER

THAT I'VE DECIDED TO GO
WITH A GIANT SLINGSHOT.

♪♪

SO WHAT I'M GOING TO DO

IS JUST BUILD GIANT UPRIGHTS,

SOME KIND OF POSTS

THAT I CAN ATTACH A BUNCH
OF SURGICAL TUBING TO

AND THEN MAYBE
SOME KIND OF A BUCKET

THAT WILL HOLD ALL THE FRUIT
AND VEGETABLES.

Adam:
TORY'S REASONING -- HE'S HOPING

BIGGER SLINGSHOT
EQUALS BIGGER PAYLOAD.

TORY DOESN'T WANT TO JUST SHOOT
ONE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE MY WAY.

HE WANTS TO SHOOT AN ENTIRE
BASKETFUL, THE OLD SCOUNDREL.

WE GOT FOUR
STRANDS HERE, RIGHT?

IT'S GOING TO BE A BARRAGE.

I'M GOING TO RAIN DOWN ON ADAM
WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

HE'S GOING DOWN.

♪♪

Adam:
THE SLING REALLY IMPRESSED ME

WITH ITS ABILITY TO HURL
REGULAR OBJECTS FAR DISTANCES,

AND I'M GOING TO CODIFY THIS AS
ONE OF MY KEY LAUNCH MECHANISMS,

SPECIFICALLY A LAUNCHER
BUILT FOR A SLING

CALLED A TREBUCHET.

A TREBUCHET IS A VERY SPECIFIC
TYPE OF CATAPULT

THAT ORIGINATED IN ANCIENT CHINA
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

AND WAS USED FOR CENTURIES
IN ASIA AND EUROPE,

MOST OF THE TIME
WHEN LAYING SIEGE TO A CASTLE.

IT'S BASICALLY A BIG ARM
WITH A COUNTERWEIGHT

THAT THROWS THINGS
USING A SLING.

BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES, WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT HUGE TREBUCHETS

THAT SLUNG OBJECTS
WEIGHING HUNDREDS OF POUNDS.

AND IF IT WAS
GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT,

IT'S CERTAINLY GOT TO BE
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

TO THROW MY VEGETABLE WEAPON
OF CHOICE, A CABBAGE.

THE RATIO BETWEEN THE WEIGHT ARM

AND THE SLING ARM,

3.75 TO 1
IS THE IDEAL RELATIONSHIP,

AND THE BEST RATIO I FOUND
FOR THE ARM WEIGHT

TO THE PAYLOAD WEIGHT
IS 133 TO 1

WHICH MEANS THAT IF I WANT
TO HURL A HEAD OF CABBAGE

THAT'S ONLY 2 POUNDS,

I MIGHT NEED IN EXCESS
OF 200 POUNDS OF WEIGHT

AT THE END OF THIS ARM.

♪♪

AFTER A LITTLE DUELING
FABRICATION...

♪♪

...TORY AND I READY FOR OUR
FIRST 100-FOOT-DISTANCE TESTS.

SO, WE'RE 100 FEET
FROM THAT WALL.

TORY'S OPENING SALVO,
A BUCKET OF ORANGES.

SLINGSHOT TEST-FIRE.

I LOADED UP THE BUCKET WITH
ALL THE ORANGES, RELEASED IT.

IT WAS TOO MUCH WEIGHT,
AND IT ACTUALLY BACKFIRED.

LIKE, THE ORANGES
KIND OF JUST DRIBBLED OUT.

WELL, THAT WAS PATHETIC.

♪♪

Adam:
IT'S TIME TO TEST MY TREBUCHET.

I HAVE BUILT IT WITH
THE OPTIMAL PROPORTIONS

TO FIRE A 2-POUND
HEAD OF CABBAGE.

I'VE GOT 200 POUNDS
OF COUNTERWEIGHT THERE.

I'VE GOT A TARGET 100 FEET AWAY.

MY GOAL IS TO KNOCK
THAT TARGET OVER.

OKAY. HERE WE GO.

CABBAGE GOING FOR 100 FEET

IN 3, 2, 1.

♪♪

ALMOST!

THAT CABBAGE SHOT
FELL A LITTLE SHORT,

BUT IT WAS RIGHT ON TRACK.

IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE

THAT PROPER CABBAGE-TO-
COUNTERWEIGHT RATIO

ISN'T THE ONLY FACTOR
I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON HERE.

THE RELEASE OF THE OBJECT
BEING THROWN BY THE SLING

IS ALSO KEY.

THE SLING NEEDS
TO RELEASE THE OBJECT

AT THE PERFECT POINT
IN THE THROWING ARM.

IF IT RELEASES TOO EARLY,

THE OBJECT WILL BE THROWN
STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR.

TOO LATE, AND IT'LL BE THROWN
RIGHT INTO THE GROUND.

MY SLING SEEMS TO BE RELEASING
AT THE PERFECT POINT,

SO I'M GOING TO KEEP
TWEAKING THE COUNTERWEIGHT

UNTIL I GET THE DISTANCE
I'M LOOKING FOR.

HEAD OF CABBAGE
IN 3, 2, 1!

♪♪

YEAH!

WHOO!

YEAH! 100 FEET!

WHOO!

DAMN IT.

WHY IS HE SO EXCITED?

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]
THAT WAS FABULOUS.

IT'S MAKING ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.

WE ARE IN THE ZONE, BABY.

I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED.

BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
GETTING ALL JUICED UP.

♪♪

Tory: DAMN IT.

SO, THE BUCKET WASN'T
THE BEST CRADLE FOR THE FRUIT.

IT KEPT FLIPPING, AND SOMETIMES,

THE FRUIT WOULD
ACTUALLY COME BACK.

DO YOU GET POINTS TAKEN OFF

IF YOU HIT YOURSELF
WITH YOUR OWN FRUIT?

Adam: MUCH TO MY DELIGHT,
TORY'S BUCKET IS A BUST.

BUT BEING THE INTUITIVE
BUILDER HE IS,

TORY MAKES
A MASTERFUL ADJUSTMENT

USING AN ACTUAL SLING
IN HIS SLINGSHOT.

YES, I AM BEING FACETIOUS.

Tory: I DITCHED THE BUCKET
AND WENT WITH THE SLING.

NOW, THIS IS MORE IN LINE
WITH AN ACTUAL SLINGSHOT,

SO I'M HOPING THAT THIS
WILL FIRE MY FRUITS

AND VEGETABLES
A LITTLE BIT MORE ACCURATELY

AND GET ALL THAT ENERGY
FROM THE SURGICAL TUBING.

ALRIGHT. READY? HERE WE GO

IN 3, 2...

♪♪

...1.

♪♪

YEAH.

♪♪

I THINK I'M CLOSE.
I HAVE MY DISTANCE,

SO I THINK JUST
A LITTLE FINE-TUNING,

AND THE SLINGSHOT
WILL BE READY TO GO.

WHOO!

LOOK OUT, ADAM.
WE'RE COMING FOR YA.

OH, YEAH.

Adam: WITH THE HELP
OF A GIANT SLINGSHOT

AND A MODESTLY SIZED TREBUCHET,

TORY AND I HAVE BOTH CONQUERED
THE 100-FOOT DISTANCE

IN THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
PORTION OF OUR COMPETITION.

WHOA!

NOW WE CAN BOTH CONCENTRATE

ON THE NEXT CHALLENGE,
PREPARED FOOD.

THE MAIN MEAL CHALLENGE

IS THAT TORY AND I
HAVE TO COOK THE MEAL

BEFORE FLINGING IT
AT EACH OTHER.

NOW, THE POTATO CANNON
WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING,

BUT I REALLY DO LIKE
THE TECHNIQUE

OF USING COMPRESSED GAS
TO PROPEL SOFT THINGS,

SO I'M GOING TO USE
COMPRESSED AIR.

IN OUR PROOF-OF-CONCEPT TESTS,
BOTH TORY AND I OBSERVED

THE EFFECTIVENESS
OF A TIGHTLY PACKED CYLINDER

AND A SOLID BURST OF AIR,

AND WE'VE BOTH CHOSEN AIR
CANNONS AS OUR NEXT WEAPONS.

I LOVE THE FACT THAT TORY AND I

HAVE BOTH REDOUNDED TO AIR
CANNONS FOR OUR MAIN MEALS.

AIR CANNONS WERE ALWAYS

ONE OF OUR COMMON SOLUTIONS
ON "MYTHBUSTERS."

IT'S SORT OF LIKE
THE ENGINEERING AIR WE BREATHE

IS COMPRESSED AND COMING OUT
OF A TUBE AT HIGH-SPEED.

OUR FOOD OF CHOICE --
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER MATTER.

IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN COURSE,
AND I HOPE ADAM'S HUNGRY,

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIRING FOOD
STRAIGHT INTO HIS FACE.

I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW,
HARD-BOILED EGGS.

♪♪

WATCHING WATER BOIL --
NOTHING BETTER.

HARD-BOILED EGGS ARE DONE.

NOW THE QUESTION IS, HOW AM I
GOING TO LAUNCH THESE AT ADAM?

I'M GOING TO USE SOME KIND
OF A AIR CANNON,

BUT THE PROBLEM IS
THE SHELL IS HARD,

AND GETTING IT TO FIT
EXACTLY PERFECT

INTO THE BARREL
IS GOING TO BE TRICKY.

ONE IDEA I HAVE WAS
TO SOAK THEM IN VINEGAR.

NOW, INSIDE VINEGAR,
THERE IS ACETIC ACID,

AND THAT BREAKS DOWN THE SHELL
AND ALLOWS IT TO GET RUBBERY,

SO THAT WAY,
IT'LL FIT INTO ANY TUBE

I CHOOSE FOR MY AIR CANNON.

NOW, TO BUILD THE AIR CANNON
IS PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD.

YOU GET AN AIR TANK,

ATTACH IT TO A VALVE,

AND THEN ATTACH THE VALVE
TO A BARREL.

Adam: AND UNLIKE THE PRETTY MUCH
UNCONTROLLABLE EXPLOSIVE GAS

OF THE POTATO CANNON,

THE AIR PRESSURE
IN AN AIR CANNON

CAN BE CONTROLLED PRECISELY
AND DIALED IN.

NOW, JUST A REMINDER,
THE CORE ENGINEERING CHALLENGE

IN THIS ABSURD COMPETITION

IS TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO TURN SOFT FOODS

INTO EFFECTIVE MUNITIONS
THAT CAN BE SHOT 100 FEET.

FOR TORY'S INAUGURAL
EGG-CANNON TEST,

HE'S STARTING WITH A DISTANCE
OF APPROXIMATELY 50 FEET,

DEEMING THE 100
PERHAPS TO BE AN EGG TOO FAR.

ALRIGHT. THIS IS HARD-BOILED EGG
IN 3, 2, 1.

♪♪

Adam:
TURNS OUT HE WAS RIGHT.

HMM.

THAT WAS MORE LIKE EGG SALAD.

♪♪

I MEAN, AT CLOSE RANGE,
THAT'D BE GREAT.

IT'S LIKE A SHOTGUN
OF HARD-BOILED EGG.

I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING IS
THERE'S TOO MUCH FRICTION,

AND IT'S BASICALLY JUST
EXPLODING INTO EGG SPRAY,

SO I'M GOING TO TRY USING
SOME VEGETABLE OIL

TO LUBE UP THE TUBE

AND SEE IF THE EGG MAKES IT OUT
IN ONE WHOLE PIECE.

♪♪

ALRIGHT.
READY FOR ANOTHER TEST-FIRE.

HERE WE GO IN 3, 2, 1.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT WAS THAT?

A HARD-BOILED EGG.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OW.

Adam: IN ADDITION TO CREATING
A FORMIDABLE FOOD CHUCKER,

TORY MAY HAVE ALSO
JUST INVENTED

THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL
EGG SEPARATOR.

THE HARD-BOILED EGG MIGHT BE
THE MOST PERFECT PROJECTILE

BECAUSE THE EGG WHITE
JUST SPLIT AWAY,

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU GET THESE BIG CHUNKS

OF EGG YOLK
HITTING YOUR TARGET.

IT'S LIKE GOD'S GIFT
TO WEAPONRY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.

Adam: WHILE TORY CELEBRATES
HIS 50-FOOT EGG SHOT,

I'M CONFIDENT THAT ULTIMATELY,
THE YOLK WILL BE ON HIM.

YEAH, I SAID IT, BECAUSE I THINK
I HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING

THAT WILL CONFIRM
MY SPOT AS TOP DOG.

MY MAIN-MEAL MUNITION IS A
FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD FOOD ITEM

THAT HAS THE ADVANTAGE

OF ALREADY BEING SHAPED
LIKE A BULLET.

YEAH.

♪♪

OUR RULES REQUIRE THE MAIN MEAL
TO BE COOKED.

AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE
A FLAME-GRILLED HOT DOG?

♪♪

AND JUST LIKE TORY,
I'LL BE RELYING ON AIR PRESSURE

TO SHOOT MY DELICIOUS
DOGS DOWNRANGE.

ALRIGHT. FIRING SINGLE HOT DOG,

3, 2, 1.

♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH! OKAY.

I LOVE THIS.

♪♪

IN SUPER SLOW-MOTION,
MY HOT-DOG AMMO IS SQUIRMING

AND SOMEWHAT DISTURBING,

BUT IT WORKS.

YEAH!

NOW I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO FIRE THEM QUICKLY,

RAPIDLY, AND BE ABLE
TO RELOAD QUICKLY,

'CAUSE I THINK IT'S ALL
GOING TO REST ON THAT.

MY SOLUTION TO RAPID
RELOADING AND FIRING?

YES, IT'S WHAT
THE WORLD ALWAYS NEEDED --

A HOT DOG GATLING GUN.

ONCE I FIGURED OUT THAT I WANTED
TO FIRE 32 HOT DOGS,

I UNDERSTOOD THE STRUCTURE
IN MY HEAD.

♪♪

PUTTING IT TOGETHER
WAS LIKE BUILD THERAPY.

JUST 16 LENGTHS OF PVC TUBE,

SOME NICE, HIGH-PLY-COUNT,
BIRCH-FINISH MARINE PLYWOOD --

OH, IT'S JUST
A DELIGHTFUL BUILD.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE
HOW THIS THING PERFORMS.

IN THE CATEGORY
OF GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE,

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S BEEN DREAMING

ABOUT FIRING
A MULTIPLE-SHOT BOMBARDMENT.

NOW WHAT I WANT TO DO
IS RAMP IT UP,

BECAUSE I WANT TO FIRE
DOZENS OF EGGS AT ADAM.

WE HAVE A 12-BARREL EGG CANNON.

WE'RE GOING TO SET THIS
TO 80 PSI

AND SEE IF WE CAN GET ALL
12 EGGS TO REACH OUR TARGET.

ALRIGHT. LET'S START
PRESSURIZING.

Adam: BY THE WAY,
THAT'S SPECIAL EFFECTS VETERAN

JOHN DUNCAN HELPING TORY OUT.

WELL, ADAM'S HOT DOG MACHINE
IS VERY CUTE,

BUT WAIT TILL HE SEES
THE STORM OF HARD-BOILED EGGS

THAT ARE ABOUT TO RAIN
DOWN ON HIM.

IN 3, 2, 1.

[ AIR HISSING ]

REALLY GOOD, TORY,
THAT IS AN AWESOME TEST, MAN.

YOU GOT TO FEEL GOOD
ABOUT THAT ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

Adam:
IT'S HOT DOGS VERSUS EGGS

IN A SIMPLY DELICIOUS
AIR CANNON SHOWDOWN.

2, 1.TORY HAD AN INITIAL SETBACK.

♪♪

REALLY GOOD, TORY,
THAT IS AN AWESOME TEST, MAN.

YOU GOT TO FEEL GOOD
ABOUT THAT ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT NOW HE'S UPPED
THE AIR PRESSURE...

LET'S TAKE IT
AS HIGH AS WE CAN.

I THINK IT'S LIKE 140.

...HOPING THE EXTRA FORCE
WILL TRANSFORM HIS EGG CANNON

INTO A TRUE WEAPON
OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

IN 3, 2, 1.

♪♪

♪♪

YES!

SUCK ON SOME EGGS, ADAM.

Adam:
ON MY SIDE OF THE TEST KITCHEN,

AFTER ADDING A LITTLE KETCHUP
FOR LUBRICATION,

MY HOT DOG GATLING GUN

IS LITERALLY FIRING
ON ALL CYLINDERS.

YEAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

FIRE 12! 13!

FIRE 14!

♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

DUDE, I HIT THAT TARGET

WITH ALMOST EVERY ONE
OF MY BULLETS --

I'M SORRY -- HOT DOGS.

♪♪

IT'S DINNERTIME.
I'M BRINGING DINNER TO TORY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, TOR?

HOT DOG.

TIME TO MOVE ON.

♪♪

WE HAVE FLUNG THE SALAD.

WE HAVE FIRED THE MAIN MEAL,

AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO FLING THE DESSERT.

AND THE DESSERT TYPE
IS ALL OF ONE KIND,

AND HERE'S A HINT. 3.1415927.

ANY GUESSES?

YEAH.
THE DESSERT IS ALL ABOUT PIE.

I MEAN, WHAT WOULD THIS
COMPETITION BE

WITHOUT A GOOD,
OLD-FASHIONED PIE FIGHT?

AND WHILE THE PIES FLUNG
IN OLD MOVIES

ARE USUALLY THROWN BY HAND,

TORY'S PLANNING ON USING
A DIFFERENT KIND OF ARM

FOR HIS DESSERT THROWDOWN.

♪♪

[ Chuckling ]
WE'RE MAKING A CATAPULT.

I'VE NEVER MADE ONE BEFORE.

SO, FOR MY FINAL ROUND,
I'M USING A TORSION CATAPULT.

NOW, TORSION CATAPULTS HAVE BEEN
AROUND SINCE 3rd CENTURY B.C.

NOW, THE WAY THEY WORK,
IT'S BASICALLY AN ARM ON A BASE,

BUT THAT ARM IS ON A PIVOT.

♪♪

AND THEN YOU WRAP ROPES
AROUND THAT ARM INTO A BUNDLE,

AND THAT CREATES
A LOT OF TENSION.

AS YOU PULL THE ARM BACK,
YOU'RE BUILDING THAT TENSION.

WHEN YOU RELEASE THE ARM,

YOU CAN THROW WHATEVER
THE HECK YOU WANT.

IN MY CASE,
I'LL BE THROWING PIES.

OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE.

Adam: OKAY. I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, HERE.

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

TORY'S TORSION CATAPULT
AND MY TREBUCHET?"

WELL, A CATAPULT
IS TECHNICALLY ANY DEVICE

THAT THROWS AN OBJECT,

AND A TREBUCHET IS SIMPLY
A TYPE OF CATAPULT

WHICH USES GRAVITY AND A
COUNTERWEIGHT TO THROW THINGS,

NOT TENSION.

OKAY. GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP.

SO, WE DECIDED TO USE
SURGICAL TUBING,

BUT NOW IT'S UNDER
SO MUCH TENSION

THAT WE CAN'T EVEN PULL IT
DOWN BY HUMAN POWER,

SO WE HAD TO HOOK UP
OUR QUICK RELEASE TO OUR WINCH.

THAT WILL ALLOW US TO
PULL IT DOWN, SO WE'RE SET.

NOW ALL WE NEED IS A PIE.

Adam: AS WE FOUND
IN OUR PRELIMINARY TESTS,

WHEN YOU THROW A PIE, IT
GENERALLY WANTS TO FALL APART.

TORY'S HOPING THAT, AS OPPOSED

TO THE VIOLENT WHIPPING ACTION
OF MY TREBUCHET,

THE MORE GENTLE AND STABLE
THROWING ACTION

OF HIS TORSION CATAPULT

WILL PROPEL HIS PIES
DOWNRANGE GENERALLY INTACT.

IN 3, 2, 1, FIRE.

♪♪

Adam:
INSTEAD OF TOSSING THE PIE,

THE SUDDEN FORCE TORY'S CATAPULT
EXERTED UPON ACCELERATION

BASICALLY RIPPED THE PIE APART.

DANG IT.

♪♪

OKAY, SO, RIGHT NOW,

WE ARE AT 30 FEET.

WE JUST GOT ANOTHER 70 TO GO,
AND WE'RE THERE.

[ ADAM WHISTLING ]

WHILE TORY TRIES TO PONDER
HOW TO GET HIS PIES IN THE SKY

WITH AN OVERHAND THROW,

I'M GOING TO TRY
A SIDEARM APPROACH,

HOPING TO USE
THE PIE'S VERY SHAPE,

A DISK, TO MY ADVANTAGE.

♪♪

[ Quietly ]
WHAT IS HE DOING OVER THERE?

♪♪

Adam: I'M MODELING MY PIE
LAUNCHER ON A SKEET SHOOTER,

WHICH IS BASICALLY A MACHINE

THAT CONSISTS
OF A SPRING-LOADED ARM

THAT FLINGS CLAY DISKS
INTO THE AIR.

JUST LIKE TORY USED
IN HIS CATAPULT,

I'LL BE USING
SOME SURGICAL TUBING

AS THE SPRING IN MY PIE SHOOTER.

IT'S TIME TO TRY FLINGING AND
SEE WHAT HAPPENS. HERE WE GO.

FIRST UP FOR TESTING --

NOT A PIE BUT A PIE TIN
FILLED WITH WHIPPED CREAM.

3, 2, 1.

♪♪

I SUCCESSFULLY COVERED
OUR TABLE SAW IN WHIPPED CREAM.

THAT TEST TOLD ME
TWO KEY THINGS.

ONE, I NEED TO MOVE
THE TABLE SAW,

AND TWO...

I NEED MORE POWER.

SO I'M GOING TO ADD
MORE SURGICAL TUBING

FOR A LITTLE EXTRA FORCE
IN OUR FLING.

AND THIS TIME,
I'M GOING WITH A BONA FIDE PIE,

CRUST AND ALL.

PUMPKIN PIE.

HERE WE GO.

OH [BLEEP]

OH, MY GOD.

ALRIGHT.

THERE'S A LOT MORE POWER
INHERENT IN THIS ONE.

HERE WE GO. 3, 2, 1.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SNIFFS ]

THAT'S PROBLEMATIC.

TWICE AS MUCH POWER,
A LOT MORE FORCE,

AND THE ACCELERATION
DESTROYS THE PIE.

THAT'S MY BIGGEST PROBLEM.

[BLEEP]

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
REALLY THINK ABOUT THIS ONE.

[ SLOW-MOTION ROARING ]

Adam:
IT'S GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE

IN OUR MEGA FOOD FIGHT
FOR THE AGES.

TORY BELLECI AND I HAVE DEVISED
OUR METHODS

FOR HURLING FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES

AND OUR DELICIOUS
PREPARED FOODS. YUMMY.

BUT WE'RE BOTH HAVING TROUBLE

DELIVERING OUR
DESSERT COURSE, PIES.

SIMPLY PUT, MY PIE SKEET SHOOTER
IS PRETTY MUCH A TOTAL BUST.

TWICE AS MUCH POWER,
A LOT MORE FORCE,

AND THE ACCELERATION
DESTROYS THE PIE.

I HAVE TO ADMIT
I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED

THAT MY PIE SKEET SHOOTER
DOES NOT WORK VERY WELL,

AND BY NOT VERY WELL,
I MEAN NOT AT ALL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOWEVER, I HAVE A...

[Quietly] SUPER-SECRET
DESSERT DELIVERY PLAN

THAT I'M NOT EVEN REVEALING
TO YOUGUYS YET,

SO I THINK I'M JUST GOING
TO TAKE THIS ONE ON THE CHIN,

MAKE SOME REFINEMENTS
TO BOTH MY TREBUCHET

AND MY HOT DOG SHOOTER,
AND IN A COUPLE HOURS,

IT'LL BE TIME TO PACK THE TRUCK
AND GET READY FOR WAR.

ON TORY'S SIDE OF THINGS,

HIS TORSION CATAPULT
IS FARING SLIGHTLY BETTER

AT GETTING HIS PIE
INTO THE SKY.

36 INCHES.

3, 2, 1, FIRE.

WHOO!

IT HIT THE TOP OF THE ROOF!

♪♪

IF IT HADN'T HIT THE RAFTERS
OF THE BUILDING,

I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT IT WOULD
HAVE GONE PAST 100 FEET.

DEBRIS MADE IT TO 100 FEET,
SO I HAVE A GOOD FEELING

THAT THE WHOLE PIE
WILL MAKE IT 100 FEET.

Adam:
IT'S ALMOST TIME TO PACK IT UP

AND TAKE TO THE FIELD
FOR BATTLE,

BUT I'VE GOT ONE LAST TWEAK
TO MY TREBUCHET

THAT I AM POSITIVE
WILL CARRY ME TO VICTORY.

I'VE REFINED MY TREBUCHET.

♪♪

I'VE GIVEN IT
A MORE SUBSTANTIAL BASKET.

HEY, TORY, YOU HUNGRY?
IT'S DINNERTIME, MAN.

HERE COMES DINNER.

♪♪

I REALLY LIKE
HOW STABLE THIS IS.

IT'S MAKING ME VERY HAPPY.

LET'S FIND OUT
HOW UNSTABLE IT GETS.

[ Laughing ]
THAT WAS AWESOME.

[ LAUGHS ]

AFTER WATCHING ADAM'S
TREBUCHET LAUNCH,

YEAH, IT THROWS A LOT OF FRUIT,
BUT IT'S SCATTERED.

BUT I HAVE A CLEAR ADVANTAGE.

IT TAKES HIM ALMOST
A MINUTE TO RESET,

SO DURING THAT MINUTE,

I'LL JUST BE HERE
WITH MY SLINGSHOT -- WHOOSH --

RAINING FRUIT -- FWHOOSH --
ON HIS HEAD.

[ IMITATES SLINGSHOT FIRING ]

[ SIGHS ]
IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.

♪♪

ALRIGHT, DUDE. ALL OF
MY WEAPONRY IS FUNCTIONAL,

OPERATIONAL, AND READY
FOR BATTLE. ARE YOU READY?

I AM SO READY.

OKAY.
ARE YOU HUNGRY?

HUNGRY FOR VICTORY.

[ LAUGHS ]

SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD.I'LL SEE YOU ON THE FIELD.

GOOD LUCK.

♪♪

Adam: OUR MEGA FOOD FIGHT
FOR THE AGES IS NIGH...

SMELLS LIKE VICTORY.

Adam:
...OUR CHOSEN GROUND FOR BATTLE

INEXPLICABLY NEXT TO A FIELD
OF MILDLY INTERESTED GOATS.

[ GOATS BLEATING ]

TORY AND I HAVE TAKEN TO
OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE FIELD

AND SET UP OUR WEAPONS ARRAYS --

TORY WITH HIS GIANT SLINGSHOT,
EGG CANNON,

AND TORSION CATAPULT...

♪♪

...MYSELF WITH MY TREBUCHET,
DEADLY HOT DOG CANNON,

AND MY SUPER-SECRET
DESSERT DELIVERY PLAN.

♪♪

ALRIGHT.
WE ARE ALMOST AT GO TIME.

TORY AND I ARE PLACED
100 FEET APART.

DURING THE DURATION
OF THE CONTEST,

WE ARE ENSCONCED INSIDE
A 15-FOOT DIAMETER RED CIRCLE

THAT WE CANNOT LEAVE.

EACH OF US HAS OUR WEAPONRY
AND OUR FOOD WITHIN THAT CIRCLE,

AND OUR FOOD HAS BEEN WEIGHED

TO BE ROUGHLY THE SAME
FOR EACH CONTESTANT.

WHOEVER GETS MORE FOOD
IN THE OTHER PERSON'S CIRCLE

OR HITS THE OTHER PERSON
THE MOST TIMES

WILL WIN THE COMPETITION.

[ BOTH ROARING ]

♪♪

GOOD LUCK.MY FRIEND, ALRIGHT.

SEE YOU
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO COVER YOU
WITH DAY-OLD FOOD WASTE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO HIT YOU
IN THE FACE WITH EGGS.

[ LAUGHS ]

Adam: THIS IS IT.

AFTER ALL THE DESIGN
AND ENGINEERING,

IT COMES DOWN TO THIS...

[ SLOW-MOTION ROARING ]

...AN EPIC FOOD FIGHT BATTLE
FOR THE AGES

NEXT TO A FIELD OF GOATS.

ALRIGHT.
TORY, ARE YOU READY?!

I'M READY!

OUR FOOD LOADERS
ARE IN POSITION,

AND A HUSH FALLS
OVER THE CROWD.

COUNT DOWN WITH ME!
5!

-4!
-4!

3!

-2! 1!
-2! 1!

♪♪

ALRIGHT.
LET'S BE REAL ABOUT THIS.

THIS WHOLE EXERCISE
WAS ALL ABOUT

TORY AND I COMING UP
WITH ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

IN THE SERVICE OF THE ABSURD.

AND, REALLY,
WHAT IS MORE ABSURD THAN THIS?

SO, YES, IT IS SILLY,

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE.

BOTH OF US REALLY WANT TO WIN.

BACK TO THE FIGHT.

-2, 1!
-2, 1!

♪♪

[ Chuckling ]
OH, GEEZ.

THAT FELL SHORT.
QUICKLY, RELOAD.

MY FIRST CABBAGE TOSS
FELL WAY SHORT,

AND WE SCRAMBLE
TO SEND ANOTHER VOLLEY,

BUT NOT BEFORE TORY SENDS
A SCRAMBLE OF HIS OWN.

Tory:
ALRIGHT. EGG READY?

[ SLOW-MOTION CACKLING ]

OH, I MISSED IT.
WHOA!

YOU GOT ME WITH AN EGG.

YEAH!

DIRECT HIT!
OKAY.

Adam: WE MANAGE TO GET
THE TREBUCHET RELOADED.

ALRIGHT. NOW WE'RE GOING TO GO
FOR THE BREAD.

OKAY.BUT TORY STRIKES AGAIN!

THAT'S ENOUGH -- WHOA!

ALRIGHT.
GO FOR THE FRUIT.

-PUT THAT ON.
-OOH.

FIRING!

♪♪

WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH OUR TREBUCHET?

AW, DID YOU MISS
YOUR TARGET?

MY TREBUCHET
IS TOTALLY [BLEEP]

Adam: MY TREBUCHET
KEEPS COMING UP SHORT.

TURNS OUT
MY LAST-MINUTE MODIFICATION

HAS BACKFIRED ON ME.

HEY, TORY, YOU HUNGRY?

IT'S DINNERTIME, MAN.

HERE COMES DINNER.

MY POUCH MODIFICATION

HAS ALTERED
THE CRUCIAL RELEASE POINT.

[ GOOSE HONKS ]

AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
TORY'S SLINGSHOT IS KILLING ME.

WHOA!Tory: YEAH! DIRECT HIT!

WHOO!

WHOA, WATCH OUT!
HOLY CRAP.

WHOO!

THE TREBUCHET IS DEAD TO ME.

THIS IS TERRIBLE.

WHATEVER'S HAPPENING,

IT'S ABYSMAL.
[ LAUGHS ]

I'M DONE FOOLING AROUND.

IT'S HOT DOG TIME.

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
HERE WE GO.

♪♪

NOW, THISIS MORE LIKE IT.

OH, MY FACE!

EAT THAT, TORY.

INCOMING!

THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH, NO, KEEP FIRING THOSE.

-YEAH!
-THERE WE GO.

THE HOT DOG GUN'S
WAY TOO GOOD.

ALRIGHT.KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.

TIME TO LOAD. TIME TO LOAD.YEP.

Adam: MY HOT DOG GUN
HAS TURNED THE TIDE.

IT'S HOT DOG-AGEDDON.

♪♪

♪♪

[ KETCHUP SQUIRTING ]

♪♪

[ Slow-motion ]
HEY!

YEAH!
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!

OH --
OH! HEY!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

TORY, I NEED COVER.

Adam: BUT I'M RUNNING
DANGEROUSLY LOW ON FRANKS.

OKAY.
RELOAD THIS BABY.

OH, CRAP.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT MANY.

NO, WE DO NOT.

AND AS I PAUSE TO RELOAD...

[ TCHAIKOVSKY'S
"1812 OVERTURE" PLAYING ]

...TORY UNLOADS.

♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]
OW!

[ LAUGHS ]

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]
ALRIGHT. LET'S KEEP IT UP.

Adam: BRING OVER THOSE
LAST RAW HOT DOGS.

YOU GOT PROBABLY A WHOLE
'NOTHER ROUND LEFT YET TO --

♪♪

WHOA, EGGS COME AGAIN.OHH, GOD.

Tory:
DIRECT HIT. YEAH! WHOO!

Adam:
I'M FINALLY RELOADING.

THIS IS MY CHANCE
FOR FOOD-FIGHT SUPREMACY.

-WHOA!
-AAH!

YEAH!

WHOA!
[ CHUCKLES ]

-WHOA!
-OH!

Adam:
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

BUT THEN DISASTER STRIKES.

[ AIR HISSING ]

I'M ALL OUT OF HOT DOGS.

COME ON! COME ON!
[BLEEP]

-[ LAUGHS ]
-BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

TORY CONTINUES TO PUMMEL ME
WITH HIS SLINGSHOT.

IT'S TIME FOR MY SECRET WEAPON.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S MY DRONE OF DESTRUCTION.

[ WAGNER'S "RIDE
OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING ]

WHAT THE HECK?

IT'S HIS PIE LAUNCHER!

LITTLE FARTHER, LITTLE FARTHER,
LITTLE FARTHER IN,

FARTHER IN, FARTHER IN.
KEEP GOING.

♪♪

AND MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN...

OH [BLEEP]

...IT FAILS MISERABLY.

[ Laughing ]
WE LOST OUR LOAD.

MY RING IS FULL OF FOOD.

I'VE BEEN HIT COUNTLESS TIMES,

AND I'M OUT OF AMMO.

I HATE PUMPKIN PIES.
GET RID OF THESE.

LET'S GET RID OF THEM.

I HAVE ONLY OPTION LEFT.

I SURRENDER!

[ Slow-motion ]
I SURRENDER!

♪♪

Tory: SORRY. THE RULES ARE,
UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF FOOD!

ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.
TAKE YOUR LAST SHOT.

TAKE YOUR LAST SHOT.

TORY DECIDES TO GO FOR THE
KILL SHOT WITH HIS PIE CATAPULT.

FIRE.

[ SQUISH ]

Adam:
WELL, AT LEAST MY TREBUCHET

WASN'T THE ONLY BUILD
THAT WENT BUST.

[ LAUGHS ] WELL --AH, SHOOT.

OH.DUDE, THAT WAS MORE FUN

THAN I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE.

THAT WAS TREMENDOUS FUN

AND JUST PAINFUL ENOUGH
TO BE INTERESTING.

[ SIGHS ]
THIS HAS BEEN SO INTENSE.

I MEAN, FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,

PICKING WHAT WE WERE GOING
TO USE TO THROW,

HOW WE WERE GOING TO THROW IT,
BUILDING THE MACHINES,

AND THEN FINALLY BEING HERE
ON THE BATTLEFIELD,

I MEAN, THIS WAS
WAY MORE INTENSE

THAN I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE.

HOWEVER, SIMPLE BEAT OUT
ALL THE COMPLEX MACHINES.

♪♪

I SURRENDER.OH, REALLY?

OH, YEAH, NO, YOU --[ LAUGHS ] THANK YOU.

YOUR WEAPONRY WAS BY AND LARGE
FAR MORE EFFECTIVE THAN MINE.

THAT WAS ONE CONTEST
THAT I DID NOT MIND LOSING,

BECAUSE THE ACTUAL
CONTEST ITSELF

WAS SUCH AN UNMITIGATED
AMOUNT OF FUN.

AND IT WAS SO SPECIAL
TO HAVE TORY AS A COLLABORATOR

IN THIS SHOW
SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE WE SHARE

THIS SORT OF COMMON ENGINEERING
LANGUAGE OF ABSURDITY,

AND IT MAKES A CONTEST LIKE THIS
EVEN MORE DELIGHTFUL.

ALRIGHT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN UP
THIS MESS?

WELL, I THINK MAYBE WE CAN
RELEASE THESE GOATS

AND HAVE THEM COME ON DOWN.

OH, GOOD CALL.