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TONY: (YAWNS)
It just doesn't track, HOMER.
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The readout says to raise
the energy level by 100 angstroms.
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HOMER: I believe the data actually
reads ten angstroms, not 100.
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(GROANS) You sure?
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With all due respect, sir,
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I think you require a little
regenerative human activity.
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Huh?
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You could use some sleep.
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JULIA: But you've blown
your window of opportunity
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for a snooze, big-time sleepy,
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since we're winging it to the Detroit
Computer Conference in half an hour.
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(GROANS) I wish you would've
reminded me sooner.
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Look, Tony, I'm not your mother,
I'm your COO.
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Our relationship is strictly professional,
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just the way you like it.
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- Hey, look, all I said was...
-And that's fine, believe me.
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Getting married to each other
would've been the biggest mistake
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either one of us ever made.
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Speaking of which,
what is this thingamajig, anyhow?
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TONY: It's a Molecular Expander.
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Within two years,
we'll have full capability
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to produce bigger, healthier,
and more reliable sources of food.
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Watch.
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And marvel at my genius.
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(CHUCKLES) Hawkeye,
you're an ugly sight for sore...
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You can tell pretty boy Tony I've come
to clean out my locker. Period.
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Why don't you
give Tony a break, Clint?
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Not a day goes by that he doesn't
regret the loss of your friendship.
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Listen, Ms. Executive,
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it's Stark's fault
that Force Works broke up.
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He lied to us, played us for chumps.
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- And you never said one word, did you?
-TONY: Hey, Hawkeye.
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Hating me's one thing,
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-but Julia never did...
-JULIA: All right.
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Down, boys.
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Don't make me turn the water hose
on you two.
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See you later, Clint.
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Make sure you turn in your padlock
on your way out.
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JULIA: Forget about Clint.
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Just sit back, have some peanuts,
and enjoy the flight.
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(LAUGHS) With you as pilot?
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Hey, I'm just glad I'll be flying
on an empty stomach.
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- Tony?
-Ultimo.
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I thought I'd pulled the plug
on that son of a...
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(ROARS)
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JULIA: No room to abort!
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Remind me to refresh you in
the basics of aeronautics, Julia.
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(JULIA GRUNTING)
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TONY: All things considered,
I'd rather be in Detroit.
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I...
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lam...
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I am Iron Man!
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I am Iron Man!
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I am Iron Man!
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(ROARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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This isn't another one of your jealous
ex-boyfriends, is it, Julia?
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No, too good-looking.
I'm going to try Propulsion Mode.
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Me, I'm gonna slip into
something less comfortable.
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(BEEPING)
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Tony, I got a little problem here.
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IRON MAN: (GRUNTS)
Yeah, I know the feeling.
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Well, looks like our cut-rate Cupid
made the soiree.
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HAWKEYE: Just because I don't work
for Stark anymore,
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doesn't mean I'm cashing in
my superhero retirement plan.
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-IRON MAN: Julia, pull up!
-I can't, I've lost the rudder hydraulics.
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IRON MAN: Then bail out,
I've got you covered.
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(JULIA SCREAMS)
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Whoever said that Iron Man
doesn't know how to pick up girls?
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Hawkeye! Heads up!
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(WEAKLY) Did we get him?
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IRON MAN: Yeah, buddy.
We got him good.
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THE HACKER: Get up, you big clod.
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We've got more work to do.
Re-route auxiliary power.
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That's it.
All right, we'll deal with Iron Man later.
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First, let's bring Stark Enterprises
to its arrogant knees, shall we?
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Mr. Hawkeye has suffered
extreme neurological damage
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to the lumbar region of his spine.
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There is a 99% chance
of total paralysis,
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and a 73% chance of death.
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TONY:
A friend would never let this happen.
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JULIA: Tony,
not everything is your fault.
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All this science and technology
at my command.
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What good is it
when I can't even save Hawkeye from...
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HOMER, Stark Enterprises in Europe
has just developed a neuro-chip.
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Indeed. It has been 97% effective
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in returning motor activity
to victims of severe spinal trauma.
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You're gonna be okay, buddy.
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I'm afraid there is a problem.
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Though the neuro-chip would
theoretically cure Mr. Hawkeye's injury,
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there is no known medical technique
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for reaching the area of the spine
that was affected.
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Any surgical attempt to operate
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would almost certainly result
in immediate death.
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(TONY SIGHS)
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Who says we have to operate?
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What if Iron Man
could implant the chip?
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This does not compute.
In order to accomplish that,
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you would have to be
the size of an atom.
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That's it, Ultimo. Ultimo my friend.
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Somewhere in that cockpit is a terminal
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for that annoying computer, HOMER.
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Bingo! I'm in! Complete access
to all of Stark's supercomputers!
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IRON MAN: HOMER, re-program the
Molecular Expander for reverse polarity.
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This is crazy.
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You said yourself the device is
two years away from being perfected.
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As an enlarger.
As a reducer, it might work perfectly.
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Or it might kill you.
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Yeah, well, that's why they pay you the
big bucks and give me all the bonuses.
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Look, Julia,
whatever my chances may be,
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they're a heck of a lot better
than Clint's are if I do nothing.
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(HOMER STUTTERING)
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Sir, I thought you'd like to know...
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Know... Where was I?
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Yes, even if all goes well
with the reduction,
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you'll still need to be
out of Mr. Hawkeye's body
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within 118 minutes.
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IRON MAN:
And what if I'm not?
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- Do I get a ticket for loitering?
-No.
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But successful cell re-enlargement
will be severely impeded,
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and you will come back crushed.
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IRON MAN: Then it's lucky for me
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I've got the best inner body
tour guide in town.
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Right, HOMER? HOMER?
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Now where'd he modem off to?
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JULIA: Forget HOMER,
he's just talking gibberish.
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Just hurry!
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So, the big, strong Iron Man
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is going inside of that
meddling, loudmouth Hawkeye, huh?
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(LAUGHS) Perfect.
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HOMER:
Reduction sequence commencing.
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You did it! You've been reduced
to the size of a molecule.
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IRON MAN: Well, you always said
I was too big for my britches.
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Now for the saline with the neuro-chip.
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Activate Hydro Armor.
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(STUTTERING) So far, so...
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Yes, so good.
Ready for intravenous injection.
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IRON MAN:
I've entered the bloodstream. Whoa!
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What's happening? Are you okay?
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IRON MAN: Blood current's so strong,
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but can't risk firing thrusters
inside of Clint.
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Whoa!
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(HEART BEATING LOUDLY)
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JULIA ON RADIO:
You're inside Clint's heart chamber.
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I've been to quieter rock concerts.
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(COMPUTER BEEPS)
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You've jammed one of his valves!
You're giving Hawkeye a heart attack!
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(GRUNTING) Yeah,
and it's me the heart's attacking.
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I've got to get Clint's heart valve
to fibrillate, or we're both goners.
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That thing they do
in emergency rooms, with the paddles?
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Of course.
A magnetic electrical charge.
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Activate Magnetic Armor!
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Hawkeye's back!
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HOMER: Surf that Internet!
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(HOMER WHOOPING)
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I'm okay. Fortunately, whatever
crawled up HOMER'S circuits
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hasn't affected my
inner guidance system yet.
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JULIA:
You're heading into Hawkeye's liver.
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His liver? I hate liver.
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Hmm.
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If I remember my Biology 101
with Sister Helen Marie,
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one of the liver's functions is to
absorb iron into the bloodstream.
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Oh. Great.
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Perfect time to find out
that Hawkeye has iron-poor blood.
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I can smell my armor being dissolved.
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HOMER, book me on the next artery
out of here.
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HOMER: Out? Spout? Doubt?
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(HOMER LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)
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I ask for help, and I get bad poetry.
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Switching to Lava Armor.
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This armor can survive
an erupting volcano,
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so it ought to be able to
hold off a piece of liver for awhile.
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(GRUNTING)
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Made it. Thanks for nothing, HOMER.
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HOMER: You're welcome.
Enjoy your flight.
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Fresh towel?
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What in the name of binary functions
has gotten into you?
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THE HACKER: (LAUGHS)
Funny you should ask.
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You're all mine now, GOMER.
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Shut down Stark Enterprises'
security systems.
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No, I cannot do that. Can I?
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Yes, no. That's against
GOMER's prime directive.
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Shut it all down! Now!
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To shut down or not to shut down?
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Shutting it down, here we go.
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THE HACKER: AH right, Ultimo.
Time for you to move in.
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Julia, I'm cruising the carotid artery
towards Hawkeye's brain.
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Hope I don't miss it.
How's he doing, anyway?
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Holding stable. He's okay, for now.
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But I think
a certain computer friend of ours
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is a couple bits short of a megabyte.
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(SINGING) My name is Tina,
I'm a ballerina
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My name is Cyrus, I've got a...
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A virus! That's it. HOMER'S come down
with some kind of computer bug!
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Hey, wait a minute,
the new Stark anti-virus program
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we were going to demonstrate
in Detroit.
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JULIA: I'm way ahead of you, Einstein.
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Hang on, HOMER.
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Doctor Julia's got just the cure
for what ails you.
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HOMER: And another thing.
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Peter Parker picked
a peck of pickled porpoises.
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THE HACKER: That's the ticket, Ultimo.
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(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
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The fun is just beginning.
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I've loaded in the anti-virus program.
It should kick in any second.
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HOMER: (STUTTERS) A pineapple
a day keeps the doctor away.
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Starve a cold, feed a virus.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I'll believe it when l...
Wow! Who would have thunk it?
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Hawkeye's brain
is pulsating with energy.
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(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
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(COMPUTER BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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Man! Now what?
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HOMER: Nothing minor, Julia.
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Iron Man has to be out of Hawkeye
in 9.5 minutes.
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What? You told him he had two hours!
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Well, must've made a teensy error.
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THE HACKER: Like a deer
caught in the hunter's headlights.
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JULIA: Iron Man,
HOMER'S calculations were off.
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You have less than nine minutes!
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Well, that certainly puts
an interesting spin on things.
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But I'm too close to stop.
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In fact, I've located the injury,
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and I'm starting
the implantation process.
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Looks like a good fit.
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(EKG BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(WHOOPS) Yes, it's working.
Iron Man, I love you.
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(CHUCKLES) I'll bet you say that
to all the microbe-sized guys.
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Nope. Only the ones that have...
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(EKG BEEPING QUICKLY)
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This can't be right.
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No! According to this scanner...
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I know, I've got company.
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I don't know
how this party-crasher got in here,
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but I've got to lead him away
from the injury site.
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(JULIA SHRIEKS)
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Whatever you're doing in there
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is making Hawkeye
do the horizontal hula.
239
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Tie him up like an old boyfriend
if you have to, but keep him still.
240
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,302
I'll try and stop Ultimo from firing.
241
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,773
(IRON MAN GRUNTS)
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00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,674
(HAVVKEYE G ROAN I NG)
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00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,245
Just a hunch, but I'm betting
whoever's tapped into Ultimo's controls
244
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is the same one
who soft-boiled HOMER'S hard drive.
245
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:27,425
HOMER: You are correct, sir!
I've been invaded by a guest host,
246
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,724
but not to worry, the anti-virus program
seems to be working,
247
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,131
and I'm attempting to abort
the interloping interface.
248
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,863
Ah. Success!
249
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:40,031
No! Nobody locks out
The Hacker! Nobody!
250
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,737
Too risky to use my repulsors.
251
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,575
Radiation Armor, now.
252
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,512
As my dentist always says,
"A little x-ray never hurt anyone."
253
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,017
(ULTIMO GROANING)
254
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,786
The mother lode.
Hawkeye's overstocked adrenal gland.
255
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,950
All right, Ultimo... Eat up!
256
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,953
(ULTIMO SCREAMING)
257
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,224
Are you okay in there?
258
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,825
I'm fine.
259
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,802
But bright eyes here could use
a good body and fender shop.
260
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,336
Miss Julia, now would be
an opportune time
261
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,241
to remind Mr. Tony
that he has only two minutes before...
262
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,972
Iron Man! You've got to...
263
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:23,642
I heard! Look, Julia, I don't have time
to make it back to the IV site.
264
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,707
- I'm heading for the lungs.
-But...
265
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,652
IRON MAN: I need you to hustle
to the lab kitchen and get some pepper.
266
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:29,950
- Pepper?
-Yes.
267
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,356
You know, it's a black powdery
condiment used on popcorn.
268
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,519
- Go get it!
Popcorn?
269
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,186
I guess Home Ec never was
Miss Carpenter's thing.
270
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,289
JULIA: Okay, I... I have the pepper.
271
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,892
- Popcorn?
-Thirty seconds remaining.
272
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,905
Okay, now shake some of the pepper
near Hawkeye's nostrils.
273
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,935
HOMER: I believe
you'll also need a lab dish.
274
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,673
This has enormous potential
to get messy.
275
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,450
(SNEEZES)
276
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,810
(JULIA EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
277
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,321
Gross!
278
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:08,084
Well, well, you just never know
who'll come blowing into town.
279
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:11,153
HOMER, set the Molecular Expander
for re-enlargement.
280
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,893
HOMER: Already in process.
281
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,526
JULIA: Popcorn.
282
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:31,308
Tony! Tony! Sorry, I...
283
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,252
(CLEARS THROAT)
I got a little carried away.
284
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:38,280
- It won't happen again.
-(GROANS) See that it doesn't.
285
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:41,520
My knees are weak enough as it is.
Now if you'll give me a hand,
286
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,222
I want to go see
how our mouthy archer is doing.
287
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,859
JULIA: Tony?
TONY: Yeah?
288
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,800
JULIA: Popcorn?
TONY: Try it sometime.
289
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,694
(ULTIMO ROARS)
290
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:57,437
THE HACKER: (GROANS)
Blast them all to kingdom come, Ultimo!
291
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,538
TONY: I can't fight him,
292
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,777
not enough juice left in my circuits
to power a flashlight.
293
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,180
(ULTIMO GROWLS)
294
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,866
(ULTIMO ROARS)
295
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,877
(WEAKLY) All that racket
was interrupting my beauty rest.
296
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,050
That's a shame,
you need all you can get.
297
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,490
I'm pleased to report
I've run a systems check,
298
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,926
and have located
the source of our hacker.
299
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,451
I don't know about you, HOMER,
300
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,625
but I think a little payback
would taste real good.
301
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,565
Yes, indeed.
302
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:03,601
Nice going, Ultimo! Nice going.
Yeah, that's it.
303
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,670
Blast them! Yeah, smash them!
Kick their...
304
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,306
Well, I'll be.
He's just some snot-nosed kid!
305
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,375
Huh?
306
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,382
But the monitor?
307
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,515
IRON MAN: That's just a little
computer-generated misinformation,
308
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,185
compliments of your friend GOMER.
309
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:24,252
- This is serious stuff.
-Why'd you do it, kid?
310
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,891
Because I hate that
stinking Stark Enterprises!
311
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,630
Six times I applied for work
in their computer science division.
312
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,569
They sent me back these.
313
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:36,768
"Sorry, you're too young.
Please re-apply after college."
314
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:39,368
Nobody!
315
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:43,211
Nobody rejects The Hacker!
316
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,740
Guess I proved that. Huh?
317
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,878
(THE HACKER LAUGHING EVILLY)
318
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,059
IRON MAN: All you proved is that
you've got a lot of growing up to do.
319
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,857
Yeah, too bad you'll be doing
most of it in reform school.
320
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,530
(SIREN WAILS)
321
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:02,898
HAWKEYE:
Hard to believe all this happened
322
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,530
because of some kid's stupid grudge
against Stark Enterprises.
323
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,031
Yeah, grudges are funny things.
324
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,874
After a while,
they can eat you up inside.
325
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:18,281
- What say we bury the hatchet?
- I'll get back to you on that.
326
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:22,211
By the way, thanks.
327
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,385
Thanks for saving my life.
328
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,188
IRON MAN: Don't mention it, friend.
329
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:34,222
Next up for bid, a most unusual ring.
Origin unknown.
330
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,735
We'll start the bidding at $5,000.
331
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,736
-5,000.
-10,000.
332
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,067
(GASPS)
333
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:43,671
-15,000.
-20.
334
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,202
40,000.
335
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,212
(ALL GASPING)
336
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,407
Anyone else? 40,000 once. Twice.
337
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,509
Sold to the man in the front row.
338
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:58,621
(CHUCKLING)
Lulubelle's sure gonna love this.
339
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,559
I believe you've just been outbid. Sold!
340
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,637
(THE MANDARIN LAUGHING EVILLY)
341
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,976
I...
342
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,774
lam...
343
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:27,507
I am Iron Man!
344
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:31,352
I am Iron Man!
345
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:11,429
I am Iron Man!
346
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:19,491
'
347
00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:26,491
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