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Holding.

Wow,

this guy.

What did you do?

Give me a.

Dad.

You're the smash on the ground.

I hold the map.

You got it.

Okay.

To find your wish,

but just your view,

what you seek may be right in front of you.

Well, that's a load of rubbish.

What's that supposed to be?

Rule in front of us.

Park cabin back on.

You really think our cabin is in the middle of the dark forest, baby?

Give it the old sniff test.

Something's cooking.

Ohh open that door.

Hello,

just a quick hello to what should we overnight?

Hello honey.

Hello my old friend I have.

So.

You're golden porridge.

And it's made just the way you like it.

No matter how you make it, she doesn't like it.

Stop it, all of you.

Maybe our wishes have been granted.

Just stop.

It's not our wish granted.

It's an obstacle.

It's the forest playing tricks.

This isn't real.

None of this is.

Oh, that was your favourite book.

You used to stare at it for hours.

Tim hard.

Don't self.

What?

Just.

All of this was it.

What was it, Mama?

The day a little orphan girl broke into our cabin and stole our hearts?

The day went all world.

I came just right.

How's it going?

Can you see anything out there?

Okay, see I am good.

So good.

If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do is ask.

Feel free to pull me up whenever you get a chance.

Remembering the last time I offered you my hand.

Only that time I believe you had cold feet.

Kitty.

About that day.

Puss in Boots is not supposed to be afraid, but outside that church in Santa Coloma.

That was the first time I ever felt the fear.

So.

Iran.

It was a mistake.

Could he?

It's okay.

No, no, it was cowardly.

It's okay.

You alone at the altar.

Who's your beautiful, puffy wedding dress?

It's okay.

I didn't show up either.

Wait, what?

What do you mean you didn't show up?

Will I need you?

I could never compete with your one true love yourself.

The lager.

You're going to show up with that guy?

But you don't seem like that guy anymore.

Everything.

Okay up there.

I'm giving you 1000.

Just, you know, who's.

You look.

What do you think, bug?

Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and then kill them?

Or do I just kill everybody all at once?

You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.

No, I mean, I love these guys.

Blues.

I need a solid surface.

That's good.

No people.

You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper.

Can't you tell me about your childhood?

You know, I never had much as a kid just loving parents and stability in a mansion

and a thriving baked goods enterprise

for me to enhance useless crap like that.

But once I get my wish.

I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy.

Oh, what's that?

All of the magic in the world.

For me.

No one else gets any.

Is that so much?

Yes.

Agree to disagree.

All right?

Ohh.

Mother Goose.

Jack.

Well, you know what they say.

Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men.

Oh, that was horrible.

Your wish is horrible.

You're horrible.

Monster.

Ohh.

What took you so long idiot?

You're not chatty, are you?

Okay, do you think the window.

I'll take the Cheney.

What do I take?

Who?

You take it easy.

What did you just say here under the guard area?

Yeah.

Yeah, your 6th got your rear eyeballed and covered.

Hands and crew ready.

Go

team friendship.

I did not agree to this.

Yeah, do better.

Try harder.

Please hold your name.

You know a workshop.

You okay?

Take it easy.

Right.

Get our wish back.

Our wish.

Well, I've been thinking, if you play your cards right,

maybe we could share the wish.

Share of the wish.

what

He's gone.

Someone's nicked the map.

Why did you call your up that back?

Please, somebody took it.

Hola.

Are you priming us when we just grant you no.

No crime facts?

You're dead, cat.

Me, okay, okay, okay.

Nowhere to go.

So of course.

Really.

Let's see what the map has to say.

Ohh.

Ohh.

We're coming down.

No, it's fine coming to here.

Shall we dance?

What?

Who code freeze?

Oh, that is just right.

Look.

What?

What?

Something.

Don't worry, we can track it with this.

Wait, stop.

Where's my child?

Boy.

Look.

There, there they are.

Just out there, you know?

They are for you.

Hey.

Why so jumpy, amigo?

Ohh.

What happened?

Hell.

Guess.

Thank you.

Long time no see.

Always a pleasure to see me.

Wow.

The proper party, now that all nine of us are here.

You know what?

I love you guys.

So you are my former life reflections of the good old days.

Ohh okay.

But what?

We were larger than life unless we danced with.

Like the bull.

Do you remember this one or is your favourite fearless hero?

Who is your favourite?

Well, let's say came over him, catchpole,

stolen that we stole

and we ended up with diddly squat.

We could be happy without a wish.

What are we doing?

It ain't coming back.

Goodbye purple trousers.

They'll come back.

You're dying doing that question Kitty always rescue me when I'm kidnapped,

which happens a lot because we're A-Team.

Ohh that's now flame.

Yup team friendship.

Now that is a crap night.

Well where's the workshop?

I'm going to risk their lives for their staff.

Little pup.

You're just saying that because you want to eat him.

I do not.

I just wanna hit him with my teeth.

Stop thinking about your belly, baby.

In fact, stop thinking.

Period.

You desert yourself, you Muppet.

Muppet.

And why would I listen to a porridge stealing orphan like you?

You're not even a bad thing.

I'm more of a bear than you are.

You're nothing but a low rent Cinderella.

Ohh that's rich coming from you baby cause you know what you are.

We've where you're a dog.

Fat, slow thinking, no reading.

Lyme disease.

Flea ridden dingleberry bear.

Have you got dingleberries?

ever

You shut up, you little mutt,

or I'll cut you from proven to shooter.

Nick now.

OK.

OK, here we go.

You're all up.

Fuck yeah.

No go dragging, honey.

Scrounging, bro.

Ohh.

Come on, she's drinking nugget.

And your snooter?

I like the garage, Jeep.

This is great racing and Raven and farming and pooping

and still

I wish I had a family like this.

Speaking from one orphan to another.

Goldie, you won the orphan lottery.

I like his gym as well.

Let's keep him.

What?

Thought you said no crime back.

Ohh.

Number.

No, sorry.

Fella had been fighting.

Yeah.

Could you tell me how to get out of here?

I've got to go back to dog and Kitty.

I thought you were going to get the wish.

You got the man.

You don't need them.

Yeah, get those guys that come up.

Go to town.

Party to party.

Pushing bugs.

Watch along.

Yeah, pushing bootworks.

No.

Was the leading, so me there was number room for anyone else.

Ohh, the lens still being a tool if you got small.

Yeah, you change man.

I hear he's best friends with a dog now.

He doesn't even sword.

You have become a scary guy.

Would you call him?

Didn't you hear?

His new name is.

Do you guys have Jacks?

She's very conflicting for me.

I find my own way out.

Your ohh you think

you will always live a life of.

You.

I do love the smell of fear.

It's intoxicating.

Sorry to cross the party with their past lives

or your past deaths as I like to call back.

I was here to witness all of them.

Remove and.

But you didn't even notice.

Because imposing boots laughs in the face of death, right?

But you're not laughing now.

You are nobody.

Dad.

And I do.

Before we go here, retorica your poetically,

you're theoretically or any other fancy way.

Undaf straight up.

And I've come for you.

But I'm still alive.

You know.

I'm not a good person.

I find the very idea of nine lives.

And you didn't value any of them,

so why don't they do us both a favour and make this last one now?

Don't tell.

Matt.

Ron farming makes it more fun for me.

Hey, boss.

Cause we're here.

Ohh.

Where's he going?

That's the third time we've passed that same rock, baby.

Want me to do?

I've lost dissent.

You only have one job.

The one thing that makes you mildly useful is your nose.

And apparently you can't even use that.

Goldie, I'm starting to think this wish isn't what you promised us.

Leave off, baby.

So what is it?

What's your just right?

What's so blasted important

that you've got stranded in this haunted forest?

I'm getting a family, that's what.

A proper family.

Then everything will be just right.

You're just right.

Stay with us.

Well, I guess some people just stick around until the porridge has gone a Goldie.

Come on, you think I would actually stay?

I'm not a bear.

I was always afraid it was too good to last.

And whether you think we're your family or not,

if this is something that will make you happy.

We'll get you that wish.

Come on, boys.

Oh, oh, I have.

Good boy am I.

star night star bright first star i see tonight

i wish i can't believe i fell for it again giving you don't understand

don't understand what that you've been playing me this whole time i meet this wish ohh yeah you wouldn't know

what my wish was

someone anyone i could trust

In my whole life I've never had that,

but I thought I finally found that someone without a wish.

I thought it was you.

But you're still running.

Still the same old posting boots.

But I am not.

I am not possible.

I am.

I am on my last life.

I need to get my life back.

Without them, I am not.

I am not what the legend.

I still can't compete with your one true love.

Go on, get your lives back.

Just keep them out of mine.

Get in there.

He's after me.

What?

I've been called a lot of things, but never death.

I like it.

That's my wish.

That Goldie's wish.

Ohh.

Come on, you walked into that one.

daughter

We noticed that a little bit.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Alright, I'm going to bust you up without bum and then I'm going to wear your clothes.

Weird.

Why?

Hello.

God.

Like I told you.

You're the smash on the craft.

Google.

No.

Hey, softball party.

And I like cheese apples.

Grow up already, softballs.

Okay, okay.

You know, maybe it's time to bury bad action.

Collagraph.

Yeah, I don't know what to do with this.

But if you think you need those lives, thank you.

But they don't.

You know, I've only ever had one life, but sharing it with you

and Kitty has made it pretty special.

Maybe.

One life.

Is enough.

What do you say?

Who's that?

He's here for me.

Ohh.

I'm enjoying the chase.

But I think we've reached the end now, you and I.

You're going to take the cowards way out, run away to more life.

Ohh, you're gonna fight this one.

They get up.

Come on, pick it up.

What's the life flashing before your eyes?

No, just one.

I'm running.

If you dare.

o

This is going to be fine now.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Boy.

You really got to stop losing that.

Say hello to my daddy, told Blake.

Pick it up.

I know I can never defeat you, lover, but I will never stop fighting for this life.

Get.

Me.

Camilla.

We're running this.

I can hear for an arrogant little Latin who thought he was immortal.

But I don't see him anymore.

Live your life and live it well.

You know we will meet again, right?

I still have more.

You know, when you said death was after you,

I thought you were just being melodramatic.

The wish is yours.

You deserve someone you can trust.

Ohh read it.

I've got what I wished.

No matter required.

Hey.

Magic snacks.

Ohh.

I was worried for a second I would come out naked, but my clothes grew too cool.

Like you.

Can confirm.

With.

Why

don't my star bright first star I see tonight?

Wish I may, I wish I might have this.

Please don't make that wish.

Please.

What?

What?

What are you doing?

Seriously, are you having a hernia or something?

Such pools of vulnerability.

So cute how you think that would work on me.

Don't you know I'm dead inside?

By the way your nose is bleeding.

Ohh.

I would just bite some time.

14 friendship.

Team what?

Spanish speaker.

hey

god

Ohh.

you're

good

I mean what typically?

Ohh.

Need to say it.

What should we make a win?

One knife spend with you is all that I could wish for.

You saved my life, sis.

He was gonna beat the whisper.

You didn't make the whiskies.

You wanted to save your family.

Ohh these girls.

Ohh okay.

Lovely about it.

Who's porridge when I eat otherwise.

I'm sorry you didn't get your wish gold enough.

But I did, Mama.

I did get my wish.

Everything.

It's just right.

Oh, oh, now you buy me cry.

No, what say we all go out and ignite?

Of the old probably thought, well, what can I say?

And when the orphan lottery

so, of course boots, Goldie nears.

Any ideas for our next job?

Ohh.

Remember that pie factory?

I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum and family business.

How exciting.

They also good time to talk about ethical business practises.

Congrats on my nose.

Still waiting for a second.

Hey Burrito, got that name.

Must be onofrio.

Yeah, ohh.

What about Chiquita

Trumper?

Jumper.

No, I got it.

I got it.

How about?

Jeff, Jeff.

Yeah.

You don't have a Jeff's face,

you know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with burrito.

I kind of like it since that's what my friends call me.

Then they'll redo it shall be.

You know, to be honest, jumper is pretty good.

Yeah, but no, I would keep her.

We're clubbing it.

I want to be creation to be perfect.

Did you remember to pack my captain?

Choose your captain's gold and your captain's pyjamas.

What about?

Ohh.

No, keep friendship.

We did not agree.

That's lovely.

Vacuous.

Too late now it's official.

Steady as she goes, burrito.

Where are we headed anyways?

Adventures and to see some old friends.

Hello.